ETERNAL LOVE: Return from Deathby Xx soul sorrow xXChaptersEmerging to LifeEmerging loveNight Out on the Towncloseing up ShopTeeth of lOveReturn to high schoolValentinies Day bluesValentines DayRomantic AirrescueThe deathHair doThe Good ole daysBlast from the PastRoad tripEmerging to Lifei opened my eyes. Could it be??/j I said. i stand up. i was back in my good body. I still had scars but I had alicorn wingz and horn from earlier. I felt fit like a fiddle. But v some how, un explainable, I ws... aloive. i sat down i was on a rock chasm. i remembered i was in the desert like where I was with bunito and plinkity Plop and all those guys who died earlier. a tear gushed out of my eyelid like the hoover dam. Bunito... my eternal love... i said. He was dead. he exploded. It was my fault?. I looked at my hair I had some split ednds. i hve 2 get that fixed i said. i ran back 2 my old log house. It was a log with some furniture inside but it was a really big log. i got the pink phone and I dialed stacy. Hey stacy i said. What my homie she replies. I need 2 get my hair done. Ok he said. I hang up the phone with violence. the sound was like a flesh being smacked. Well Im back. i said. Back and better then ever." i said. Emerging loveI saw turLight she was the one in the scream pose. Dasj was in the kiss pose. even tho there lips rot off i could see the pose through the bone. idk how. I pikced up em and i threw them to my log house. mmmoop v . I ran there. actually i flew. i just fly there. I went inside. i saw the skeletins. I got 2 work. has to make a beauty creatiom of Love volume 2. I grabbed my welder and a bone crisp and i fused there bones together. Rainbod was missing a leg so i broke twilights leg in half and put half on her. then i made a 8 legged skeleton man with 2 heads, 4 wings and beauty <3. <,,. I used rainbows spine as a horn since her head was just attached to twilights spine. now it was 2 headed alicorn love skeleton. i ducktaped some parts and glued others, then i got glass eyes fro Taxiderm inc. One was pink, one was dark pink. it was the colors of their eyes when they had them. the other sockets just were empty because i can only afford 2 eyes. lol I saw a leech inside twilights rib cage I swquished it. I found a cardboard box. i put my new skeleton love creation inside it. time to dry the glue i said. I left it in the box. I watch Tv while the glu dries. Here is what i wtahed: jimmy crouton, Cops, that one show with the kid whose a doctor i forgot the name, Phineas and ferb, kim possible. Thats what i watch. I listedned to my new fave sound song. It was I wish and the singer was Life. yeah idk how he got that name. its not even a real one. My fave line is when "hope u get hit by a truck and die" srsyly check out that song. Like zecora that is a real name, even recognized by Google translate. but life isnt a real name....... :/ Once the glue was dry soon. I grabbed the skeleton and slapped the eyes in. They arent real eyes are fake. the real eyes decomposed with the other flesh, organs. Then i said: him.... needs a finishing touch. I spray pianted her with varnish and then glued fake eyelashes on carefully. I hugged teh. Your my new love forever I whispered loudly. Night Out on the TownI draped a travvelling cloak around skeleton. You need a name i said. I picked a name off the top of my eyebrow. its like when you pick a name at the top of ur head but better. I thought the name: Oogoose. Good name. I grabbed oogoose and we walked into town. i enchanted Ooogose with the ability to walk and eat. But when it ate, the foods just fell through hims ribcage. So sad :(. He ate 2 Oreo's and a pineapple cake. Once it fell through i picked them up and eated them myself and digested them 4 real. Oogoose cant digest because she is a skeleton and she didn't have a stomach.....................yet. But that can be arranged. Afdter we ate, we went down 2 the dock ahgain. I went to a gift shop. I bought oog ewgross a shirt with pine apples on it. Reminds me of turdlight..... I said sighing. Oop s i mean twilight. I buyed Oogoose a lanyard. It has California bay writed on it. no srsly its righted on in Sharpie or something. i think the store guy did that just so it would sell. I buy beauty lipstick for Oogoose and applied it on real thick. Then i took red eye liner and madde it look like dripping blood. "<3',, i said. We walked home. to the log house. I lookedt a oogoose. I said We can truly be love for ever. We ate a romantic lunch by the sea side. It had a goat meat. and a chicken ran but it only had 1 leg. I DON'T KNOW WHy it just did lolll. I kicked it. Oogoose kicked it too. it fell over and ran away screaming. I think it was dead. Then i ate a sammmich bite. i saw that oogoose copies everythang I did. Hummgu i said. I hugged oogiose in a embrace. then Turning japanese starting playing. Its the one that goes like I think im turding japanese i Think Im turning japanese I really think so..." then the music. I listebned with my love. life was perfect. i was livin the dream, closeing up ShopI sat watching icaryly. I hate how they cancelled that show, i said. Oogoose shuddered like a bad animatronic. the mouths opened and closed. a greem light started glowing in the eye sockets and the fake eyes. It was like fnaf. Oogoose's mouths opened and glowed and screamed. the teeth shaked and shattered and fell out. then the lights in the eyeballz stopped glowing. oogoose shrumped to the ground. Uh Oh i said. I re enchanted him her it. Sh got up and started walking again, but it had no teeths. They was on the floor like some brokes glasses.,. I paused icarl7 and picked pocketed up the teethz. They fell a part like a pile of sand,.... sand of sad ness. OH NO i screamedern.. I logged i to Face book. I posted a status O MG my love just lost his teethss,. I went on instagram real quick postdd a urgent selfie. #followme @cupcake.puppylove1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16.17.18.19.20 I went to da store Cabela's. i went . I went isndie they had some Taxiderm stuff./ they had a dead skunk skin I was like cool. I ran past the fishing equipments and then the minnows and then the shoes and the foods and th guns andt hen the giant mountain with taxidermed aminals in it. I went 2 th taxiderm sectiom. they had the glass eyes like i got 4 oogoose. They had some bear teeth I buyed a bag og them. I ran out bye bye I wnet back 2 th log house. Oogoose was being a good boy. it was sat on the couch watching an old recorded episode of big Bang theery. It was the one where they brake the elevator lol. I said good oogoose. You didnt even watch the episode of icarl I paused earlyer. Oogoose opened is jaw with a creak sound like a door. Ok i said in respond. Teeth of lOveI pain steak ingly glued the new teeth on to oogooses mandible I used Gorrila glue. Soon oogogb had shrap teeth like a walris just like me lol. I watched the icarlyj. while the goo was drying. oogoose goo. lol. oiogop got New Teeth, they were teeth of Love. we had extra's so i ripped out my teeth and put some extras in there I had sharp teethz too. Yay NO FACETIMING SCReamed mr carlson I wad listening to some Indie Music it was like hahaahaghafgj I ounched yhe ipod I got out my iPood. It was like Lady runing down to the rip tied. Then there was a viola or something playing in the backgrummdn. I went to the Mall. i brought oogoose again. he wlaked along like a dead child that follows you every where. lolpkjhgfds I walked in to aeropasta. I opened the door Helo is anyonez home i screamed. Everyone was there. they looked at me Call me Maybey was playing loudly in the store. I ran to the shirts. they had one with a bird o n it. Cool i said. i grabbed one i buyed it. I shoved it over oogoose's headz. i put it on. Ihad 2 rip more holes in it fro the extra arms lol. Oogoose wore the sweat. I said oogoose ur super beauty-full. oogose's eyelash was falling off. I licked it and it sticked like a dead bug or something. oogossyu jaw creaked open again. he started eting a butterfly. i laughed. I hate butter LOL I CANT BELIEF ITS NOT BUTTER i lkaughed like neville from iCarly I had sharp teeth. they were like wolfs teeth even tho they were bear teeth.... I looked at oogose teeth. We r joined in are love" i said with passion. A guy was there he said Hey u cant bring that thing in there. i stab him. I telapooted away i went 2 my home stead. it was a big, fat log like a log thats Big ad fAt like Weird al song called Fat. Return to high schooli lost this chapter sorry :( Valentinies Day bluesCpoming up soon was valentines Day. I loove valentines day...... lol love... get it? because valentinesday is hearts and loves. <3 LoVE I didnt know wat to do fro oogoose. like i knew he liek 2 eat butterflyz... So i went to a random butterfly house. i paid $5 bucks to get in. i walked in side the bulding ir was hot and humid like a island in the sun. Accept, there was butterflys everywhere, flying, eating and standing. on the floor there was a dead buttfly. it was Dead because i squishied it. The guy who worked there is named was trevor. trvor was like Be care ful dont kill rhe butterflys. Ok i said. i ignored him tho lol. On the floor was some small running chickens i asked the dude ehwat they was. He said those are quails. Ok i said. i wanted 2 eat one but i didnt. i was super tired bcause last nite i went 2bed but oogoog started screaming again and i said Shut up oogohgukil/. Oogoossg didnt even listen, he didnt have acne. he just keeped screaming and screamed. so i kicked it outside. Then she stoped scream. so i feel back aslep. Te i woked up later and he was scream again. I said omg oogoose stop it. So thats why i was tired. i sat on a bench with a butterfly carved in the back and a gum sticked to the bottom of the seat. i observed the gum. it wa s pink and squishy. it smelld like fruity. I peeled it off. Thanks for cleening up said Trevor. no i said. I smacked the gum on to trevvers face with magic. then i quick grabbed 2 butterflys and one of the small chickens and ran outside before ytrevor even had a chanc to react.... i telported back home. i saw oggosse. I said Oogose check it out i got a gift for ya. Oogoose made a jaw creak sound. Ok i said. i gaved him the butterflys and the bird. one of the butterflies was squsihed when it was in my pocket. it flipped to the ground. oogoose stepped on it and grabbed it and ate it. Oogoose had pink magic like twilighte. Then oogoose a butterfly flew in to th e mouth. Oogoose standed there like what is it. It flew into the rainbow dasg mouth. oogoose ate it up. then he sawl the bird running around. It was small like it was the size of a ostrich egg. it was pea-shaped like a egg shaape an it was white. it ran around it was a quail. oogoose stared at it. then it ran outside and oogoose keeped staring in the spot with the glass pony eyes. Valentines DayToday wa sthe day! its finally valentines day. i woked up I saw oogoose slumped on the flor next to the bed. The bed was just a couch but ayhow. i said Wake up Oogos. Ok he said. she got up and walke dto the kicken to make breakfest. he made 2 fat eggs wirh butter and ham. it was in the shape of a heart. the ham chunks looked like guts. Cool i said. i ate it. it tastyed good like tasty food. good Oogoose id dint even know you can cook I said with a shock. Oogoose made a scream sound in reply... Ok i sais. i looked outside. There was the quail. i wqas super surprised that oogoose didnt eat it....... or my coyote didnt eat it....... or a dog.... por a cat..... or a bald eagle.... or a raccoon... or a taxi............ heck, any of those things could eat it.... i realized. i grabbed the quail with my magics. Time 2 bring you inside i said. I put it in the room with the old mattress. oogoose sleeps on it sometimes. Appleface used to sleep on it with her Snuggie when the nights got cold and cold. but thats a diffrent time. thats a memory of another age.... I try to ignore th feelings of sadness and regretting. I closed the door 2 the matress room but first i left a stale lemon cake in there for the bird to eat. I idn'nt want it to die lol. I went to oogosse. I turned on the big, fat boom box and blasted a loud music. It was I gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Pees. "Here we go here we go we got a rock" screamed the boombox. I grabbed oogoose and we danced super romantic. it reminds me of the time I got married, i said with a sad. But i had 2 forget the old feelings..... my old loves were dead and theres nothing I can do. Appleface was gone, long gon history like the histroy channel. "Monday tuesday wednesday and thursday, friday saturday Saturday adn sunday," said the boom box. I heated up some chips with melted cheese on it. Thats our tasty snack. Me and oogoose eated it. I put a small black hole in oogoog's rib cage so when he ate things they disappeared like a pear. i can do magic "you know what we say say, party every day" said the boombox I grabbed oogoose a pretty dress. i put it on her. Your beauty-ful i said. the dress was puce with pinkish-purple glitter sprinkled on. the sleeves were big and fat like a cancerous tumor. there was a hole 2 show the belly button, but oogoose didnt have one since its a skeleyon. lo. "I gotta feeling" said the Boom box we danced and danced "Woooooooo hoooooooooooooo" we did a dance called: the dance from the music video of Shake it off by talor swift. We were havinga great time "that tonights gunna be a good night, that tonights gonna be a good night, that tonites gonna be a good good night" Happiness wnet thru the air like a bug that flys i guess. It would be a good life. Romantic AirAfter the song ended i changed it to Uptown Funk by that one guy featuring bruno marz. But the boom box broked becausd eit was 18 years old, It epxploded like when u put a fork in a microwave machine. i cried Oogoose picked up the boombox and threw it out in the lake with Tristans corpse and Applefaces corpse and tristan. It was the Lake of Junk. a duck screamed when he did that. I got some Oreos and i gave one to Oogoose/ but i ate the rest of th package since im a greedy zebra man. i got out my Beats headphone. They were pink. i put em o and listened to the Tv with it even though they wasnt even plugged in or nothin. I just turned on the Tv we watched a show. I forget what is called. I walke dup to Seven eleven i went insie.a guy asked me: i need ur liscense. I panciked and gived him my BestBuy gift card. carb He grabbed it and keeped it. Hah but jokes on him because it only had 2 bucks on it I grabbed a Bug Gulp i gilled it up vwith mounten dew/ I drink it up. good I said. I jumped in my applecar (named after appleface). it was yellow it had orange pinstripes. It was a '94 chevy idk what the model is. Idrived it to the high school. i went in there. The bulding was big and tall like a planet. a planet of pants. I sawl all the student I saw every buddy. i walke thru the halls I wnet 2 home room. it was a class. Then i sw it: my old love. cardboard flavor? i looked up under the table desk. It was a big, fat wad of gum. it was a ball form. it was blue like my eyeballz. It smelled minty. its smelled nice, like lice. then i saw him: antonio ??????????????/ rescueSuddenlt a person came down the roade, it was a pony. Actally it was a deer i think. no jk it was a pony. a unicorn. Who Is It? i dunt know....... the poony came up and sawl us. he was a pony. he had hair that was blue and his skin was black. actual it was darkgrey. He said Hi im a unicorn OC. my names is Comet dash. I screamed and punched him. "no I scramed. "Your not alloud to take the name Dash..... that was the name of my true love rainbow dasg!." he ran away crying bcause i punch him. then a pegasiss came. it looked exactl the same as cometDash exept a pegasus. lol ok" i said. He had pants he was wearing pants. they were brown i think they were khacki's. He had orange eyeballs. he came and he said Hi my name i Orange Power. Ok i said. Orange power. I said: 'my car is stranded, make it start" But your a alicorn, cant you do it your self said Orange Power with conflict?. Oh teah i said. I start up th car. e drived down the fine county lane. Oh No ill be late for school i swaid with a realize. I drove to school and drived over a old hat in the parkign lot. lo. I jumped in to the schol. I went in there i saw everybuddy. I didnt even bring a pencil lol. I went in to class, and it was annoumcements time. i listened to the guy He said: dont forget home coming is tomorrow night" Og yeah i said. \ The nbext night i went to homeComing. idk why they call it that......... I was wearing a blue dress it has orange and yellow and pink flowers on it. its a sun dress. I wear a matching hat it was a fedora I danced in2 the gym thats where the dance was. Oogoose wnet along he wore the puce dress outfit with cancerf sleeves. i guess its a girl idk. all i know is that i love oogoose withall my heart..... Oogoose foollowed me in to the dance. Gangnam style was playing super loud. 3 people were dancing to it but everyone else was crying, eating or kissing. i like food i said. i ran to Snack Booth. i got a dorito's bag I ate it. i shared with oogoosh. I gor Hawaiian punch because were not allowed to have pop it makes us hyper. I got green and blye and red. I drank it up. then me and oogoose danced it was super romantic. We danced ti the song Bes Song ever by onedirection it was nice. The deathI was skipping rope bcause were i a gym so i can use the jumpropes. Hahahahahaaaaayhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahaaaahahhahahahahahhahaah hahah ahahahahahhhhahhahha aaaahhhhhhhhh hahahahaahahahahahahhhahahahahsahahahahaahahahahahhaha hahahahhahah hahahhaha hahahhhhhh hahhahahahahahahah hshahahahah hahahha haasgsh hah hhahha hahahahhahh hhhhhahah hahah hhhahahahahahahhhahahqahhaahah hahaha ahhahahahah ahaha jajajagagagah hahaghhaah ahahhaah ahahhahahahahahhahahhhhha ahahahahhahaga ahahhahahaha hahahahahahha hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhahahahahhsgdhdjklohjguiop[l '; g Hair doI got up, telaported to stacy place. I went in there. Oh zecora my best customer. My most faithful student. she said witha smile that gleams like shiny teeth. Yeah cut my hair i said. I sat down on the chair and stacy grabbed scissors and cut my hair. You look booty-full she said. Good grub i said. Good job. the hair looked good. i blasted outta there like rainbow dash..... a tear fell down into a man's shoe. I miss rRainbow I said. Rainbow adasdh was one of my loves besides Twiglight and applejack and apple and Pinkie and flippity flap and Bunito and apple face. And the guy at stoopidcon that had the wolf hoodie. he was a poony with eyes and some hair. I miss them all. them were all dead. Except the stoopidcon man and some others. But bunito was made of my old loves dead flesh. They were already dead. And twighlight and Dash were sinked at the bottom of teh ocean with a dead whale man . Even getting them taxidermed didnt save tem forever. Why did bunito have 2 blow up???????? I love bunito he was my beauty creatiom of love. I had a idea. It was like the time i got a blood clot in my leg. It just appeared. I ran to the oxcean. I put on my old bikini that was it had LOVE writed on it. I ran to the ocean dock. I saw the poni from earlier that moved away when my taxidermyd loves where there. I jumped in to the water. The water was cold like water when its cold. I dive down like a whale I made whale sounds like OOOUGH. I jump down into the waves I saw lots of stuff down there. here was sea worms, brine shrimps, fish, a dead whale, and a turdtle. There was a scooba diver he was swimming. I punch him and he ran away. I swam down even more i can breath underwater because i have magic Im a magic horse man. i used my horn to make a magic light, my magic aura is green. gren I swam then: i saw it. 2 skeleton's. there was two and they was pony ones. they were from a dead. W=Eureka i screamed The Good ole daysSuddenly i remembered because i remebbew how AppleFace dyed.... she was dead now. is all my fault I screamed. oogoose try 2 comfort me like Zecor its not yur falt.... but she cant talk, hes jus a skeleton lol. I had survivers guilt. i said Oh no its my fault now. Itsall my fault :P. I had a urge to run 2 the dessert. I went there, ut wa the desert of pain a nd suffer ing where my true love s AppleFact and Bunito had died...... it was a depressed mood in the atmosphere. I telaport to the dessert. I ran 2 the rock where pinkipty ploop died. i sawl her corpse i irgnored it. I grabbed my overall's and i put them on. they was purple courderoy. theer was a fat pocket in the front where my bellybutton is. I ran 2 the locattin where th died. Applefaces wing-less skeleton wa there. i neveer even made her a alicorn i said. I grabbed a leg and glued it 2 her head so now the was 3legged but it had a horn like a alicornz. Now ur alicorn i said. I picked up appleface skeleton and put it in my overalls pocket. then, I went home. i thruw the skeleton in the lake where tristan died long ago, many days ago. Now your gone. Gone frum my Life i said. I flu away like influenza virus. i went back home. i saw that Oogoo followed me the hole time???.m Oogose why u do that gurl. lol. i said. I dont eeven know if oogoose is a boy or a girl or what..... lol. it ddosnt matter since i lov oogoose anyhow. <3. Suddenly i had idea.. I shuld go back 2 highschool i said. I neverf eeeven finished it..... i dropped out sophomoar year since i didnt feel like waking up at 7:30.... lol. So i made a plan. Lets go back 2 high school. Blast from the PastAntonio?" i said. it was him. he was a poony. he had eyes. He was sitting on the floor like a shark that cant even move so it just sits there. antonio was my first tru love. he loved me baclk when i went 2 this school. but we had to brake up because he was a communist Antonia os it truly you? i screamed. No he said. he walked away. Ok i said. i didnt want too be at schol any more so i wnt outside and i ent home. i drive the aplecar tp the log house where oogoose was waiting. Where ever i went, i saw an old tru love..... I had to just tsay at the log house with my new love, oogoose. i wet into the mattres room. i saw the quail. it was bloated. i saw my coyote. My coyote is a pet i got one time. i found him outside with his head stuck in between 2 parts of a fence. so i got him out with Magic an i decided him to be my pet. His name was bunito aftr my beauty creation of love. he lives in my house except some toimes ghe gose outside and eats or something. idk bunito was sniffing around the door at the room with the quail. I said stop it bunito.... you cant even eat it. I gaved him a bacon from the valentines breakfest we had a few episodes ago. he ate it up and i petted him but he grawled at me. Ok i said. bunito ran away and went into the bathroom with the big fat bandaid on the wall. It got broke when the taxiderm twilight smashed into it. But thats a different tale........ i walked up to oogoose. Hey oogoose wnat to watch TV??? i said. he didnt say amything because he is a skeleton and it cant talk. I take that as a Yes. i turned on the tv. It was manufactured by Samsung. idk who sam is. I turned on the tv. I clicked thru the channles. then i came to one: it was sanjay and Crag. Yay i said. i like this show. I wtached it it was the one where they hav ethe gerbil. yeah adter is was over i turned thw tv off. I had 2 go to the stock market. i went there. there was lots of ppl. I went home again. i had to pay my taxes. Now that i have a own house, i got to pay the elctrocity bills. Road tripthe year is 2045. everyone has a iphone 36. at age 9 peopel are considered legal adults. cars drive themselfs. TVs are useless and radios. I watched the tv. thats what ut was saying. I threw a hot dog at the TV I hate this show i said. i changed it to Amazung World of gumball. yay i said. me and oogoose were sitting. we sta on the couch. We were happy. we were in love bcaus love is what matters in the sad squishy world. i found bunito he was digging at the carpt. Stoop it Bunito i said. he didnt say anything he just grawled again so i threw a hot dog at him. he eated it. The hot dogs were good i had 5 of them. Oogoose ate the package but i think sh will be okay. I had a good idea. lets go on a roadTrip i said. Ok said no body. i jumped in the applecar Oogoose went in there to. We dribved to Mc Donalds we got a double quarter pounder with cheese. it had onions. I ate it up. oogoose ate the drink and the side of frys. Then i had a sneeze attack becaus we didnt have any allergy medicine and im allergic to grease. i sneezed and sneezed. But i was okay. then we had to go home. are road trip was coming to a Close. e drive home. Then the applecar sputtered like a man that can spit. No i screamee. i realise that it was outta gas. The cr stopped in the busy hallway. Uh Oh i said. oogoose scremed again. stoppit I sad. oogoose didnt stop but I iddnt' pay attantion. I hd bigger fish to fry now ere stranded! i said with a cry of tears. i started cryig. i was super sad bcause now all my loves died aND all i had left were Oogoose and bunito 2.0 even though he's not my true love lol. i grabbed a national geografic magazeene out of the gloveBox. there was a used tissue in there. ew i sqaid. i slammped te Gloevbox shut. i looked at the magazinee. Ew what is this i said. the story inside was about birds. I dontv even like birds i said. i threw the magazined out the window.
Emerging to Lifei opened my eyes. Could it be??/j I said. i stand up. i was back in my good body. I still had scars but I had alicorn wingz and horn from earlier. I felt fit like a fiddle. But v some how, un explainable, I ws... aloive. i sat down i was on a rock chasm. i remembered i was in the desert like where I was with bunito and plinkity Plop and all those guys who died earlier. a tear gushed out of my eyelid like the hoover dam. Bunito... my eternal love... i said. He was dead. he exploded. It was my fault?. I looked at my hair I had some split ednds. i hve 2 get that fixed i said. i ran back 2 my old log house. It was a log with some furniture inside but it was a really big log. i got the pink phone and I dialed stacy. Hey stacy i said. What my homie she replies. I need 2 get my hair done. Ok he said. I hang up the phone with violence. the sound was like a flesh being smacked. Well Im back. i said. Back and better then ever." i said.
Emerging loveI saw turLight she was the one in the scream pose. Dasj was in the kiss pose. even tho there lips rot off i could see the pose through the bone. idk how. I pikced up em and i threw them to my log house. mmmoop v . I ran there. actually i flew. i just fly there. I went inside. i saw the skeletins. I got 2 work. has to make a beauty creatiom of Love volume 2. I grabbed my welder and a bone crisp and i fused there bones together. Rainbod was missing a leg so i broke twilights leg in half and put half on her. then i made a 8 legged skeleton man with 2 heads, 4 wings and beauty <3. <,,. I used rainbows spine as a horn since her head was just attached to twilights spine. now it was 2 headed alicorn love skeleton. i ducktaped some parts and glued others, then i got glass eyes fro Taxiderm inc. One was pink, one was dark pink. it was the colors of their eyes when they had them. the other sockets just were empty because i can only afford 2 eyes. lol I saw a leech inside twilights rib cage I swquished it. I found a cardboard box. i put my new skeleton love creation inside it. time to dry the glue i said. I left it in the box. I watch Tv while the glu dries. Here is what i wtahed: jimmy crouton, Cops, that one show with the kid whose a doctor i forgot the name, Phineas and ferb, kim possible. Thats what i watch. I listedned to my new fave sound song. It was I wish and the singer was Life. yeah idk how he got that name. its not even a real one. My fave line is when "hope u get hit by a truck and die" srsyly check out that song. Like zecora that is a real name, even recognized by Google translate. but life isnt a real name....... :/ Once the glue was dry soon. I grabbed the skeleton and slapped the eyes in. They arent real eyes are fake. the real eyes decomposed with the other flesh, organs. Then i said: him.... needs a finishing touch. I spray pianted her with varnish and then glued fake eyelashes on carefully. I hugged teh. Your my new love forever I whispered loudly.
Night Out on the TownI draped a travvelling cloak around skeleton. You need a name i said. I picked a name off the top of my eyebrow. its like when you pick a name at the top of ur head but better. I thought the name: Oogoose. Good name. I grabbed oogoose and we walked into town. i enchanted Ooogose with the ability to walk and eat. But when it ate, the foods just fell through hims ribcage. So sad :(. He ate 2 Oreo's and a pineapple cake. Once it fell through i picked them up and eated them myself and digested them 4 real. Oogoose cant digest because she is a skeleton and she didn't have a stomach.....................yet. But that can be arranged. Afdter we ate, we went down 2 the dock ahgain. I went to a gift shop. I bought oog ewgross a shirt with pine apples on it. Reminds me of turdlight..... I said sighing. Oop s i mean twilight. I buyed Oogoose a lanyard. It has California bay writed on it. no srsly its righted on in Sharpie or something. i think the store guy did that just so it would sell. I buy beauty lipstick for Oogoose and applied it on real thick. Then i took red eye liner and madde it look like dripping blood. "<3',, i said. We walked home. to the log house. I lookedt a oogoose. I said We can truly be love for ever. We ate a romantic lunch by the sea side. It had a goat meat. and a chicken ran but it only had 1 leg. I DON'T KNOW WHy it just did lolll. I kicked it. Oogoose kicked it too. it fell over and ran away screaming. I think it was dead. Then i ate a sammmich bite. i saw that oogoose copies everythang I did. Hummgu i said. I hugged oogiose in a embrace. then Turning japanese starting playing. Its the one that goes like I think im turding japanese i Think Im turning japanese I really think so..." then the music. I listebned with my love. life was perfect. i was livin the dream,
closeing up ShopI sat watching icaryly. I hate how they cancelled that show, i said. Oogoose shuddered like a bad animatronic. the mouths opened and closed. a greem light started glowing in the eye sockets and the fake eyes. It was like fnaf. Oogoose's mouths opened and glowed and screamed. the teeth shaked and shattered and fell out. then the lights in the eyeballz stopped glowing. oogoose shrumped to the ground. Uh Oh i said. I re enchanted him her it. Sh got up and started walking again, but it had no teeths. They was on the floor like some brokes glasses.,. I paused icarl7 and picked pocketed up the teethz. They fell a part like a pile of sand,.... sand of sad ness. OH NO i screamedern.. I logged i to Face book. I posted a status O MG my love just lost his teethss,. I went on instagram real quick postdd a urgent selfie. #followme @cupcake.puppylove1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12.13.14.15.16.17.18.19.20 I went to da store Cabela's. i went . I went isndie they had some Taxiderm stuff./ they had a dead skunk skin I was like cool. I ran past the fishing equipments and then the minnows and then the shoes and the foods and th guns andt hen the giant mountain with taxidermed aminals in it. I went 2 th taxiderm sectiom. they had the glass eyes like i got 4 oogoose. They had some bear teeth I buyed a bag og them. I ran out bye bye I wnet back 2 th log house. Oogoose was being a good boy. it was sat on the couch watching an old recorded episode of big Bang theery. It was the one where they brake the elevator lol. I said good oogoose. You didnt even watch the episode of icarl I paused earlyer. Oogoose opened is jaw with a creak sound like a door. Ok i said in respond.
Teeth of lOveI pain steak ingly glued the new teeth on to oogooses mandible I used Gorrila glue. Soon oogogb had shrap teeth like a walris just like me lol. I watched the icarlyj. while the goo was drying. oogoose goo. lol. oiogop got New Teeth, they were teeth of Love. we had extra's so i ripped out my teeth and put some extras in there I had sharp teethz too. Yay NO FACETIMING SCReamed mr carlson I wad listening to some Indie Music it was like hahaahaghafgj I ounched yhe ipod I got out my iPood. It was like Lady runing down to the rip tied. Then there was a viola or something playing in the backgrummdn. I went to the Mall. i brought oogoose again. he wlaked along like a dead child that follows you every where. lolpkjhgfds I walked in to aeropasta. I opened the door Helo is anyonez home i screamed. Everyone was there. they looked at me Call me Maybey was playing loudly in the store. I ran to the shirts. they had one with a bird o n it. Cool i said. i grabbed one i buyed it. I shoved it over oogoose's headz. i put it on. Ihad 2 rip more holes in it fro the extra arms lol. Oogoose wore the sweat. I said oogoose ur super beauty-full. oogose's eyelash was falling off. I licked it and it sticked like a dead bug or something. oogossyu jaw creaked open again. he started eting a butterfly. i laughed. I hate butter LOL I CANT BELIEF ITS NOT BUTTER i lkaughed like neville from iCarly I had sharp teeth. they were like wolfs teeth even tho they were bear teeth.... I looked at oogose teeth. We r joined in are love" i said with passion. A guy was there he said Hey u cant bring that thing in there. i stab him. I telapooted away i went 2 my home stead. it was a big, fat log like a log thats Big ad fAt like Weird al song called Fat.
Valentinies Day bluesCpoming up soon was valentines Day. I loove valentines day...... lol love... get it? because valentinesday is hearts and loves. <3 LoVE I didnt know wat to do fro oogoose. like i knew he liek 2 eat butterflyz... So i went to a random butterfly house. i paid $5 bucks to get in. i walked in side the bulding ir was hot and humid like a island in the sun. Accept, there was butterflys everywhere, flying, eating and standing. on the floor there was a dead buttfly. it was Dead because i squishied it. The guy who worked there is named was trevor. trvor was like Be care ful dont kill rhe butterflys. Ok i said. i ignored him tho lol. On the floor was some small running chickens i asked the dude ehwat they was. He said those are quails. Ok i said. i wanted 2 eat one but i didnt. i was super tired bcause last nite i went 2bed but oogoog started screaming again and i said Shut up oogohgukil/. Oogoossg didnt even listen, he didnt have acne. he just keeped screaming and screamed. so i kicked it outside. Then she stoped scream. so i feel back aslep. Te i woked up later and he was scream again. I said omg oogoose stop it. So thats why i was tired. i sat on a bench with a butterfly carved in the back and a gum sticked to the bottom of the seat. i observed the gum. it wa s pink and squishy. it smelld like fruity. I peeled it off. Thanks for cleening up said Trevor. no i said. I smacked the gum on to trevvers face with magic. then i quick grabbed 2 butterflys and one of the small chickens and ran outside before ytrevor even had a chanc to react.... i telported back home. i saw oggosse. I said Oogose check it out i got a gift for ya. Oogoose made a jaw creak sound. Ok i said. i gaved him the butterflys and the bird. one of the butterflies was squsihed when it was in my pocket. it flipped to the ground. oogoose stepped on it and grabbed it and ate it. Oogoose had pink magic like twilighte. Then oogoose a butterfly flew in to th e mouth. Oogoose standed there like what is it. It flew into the rainbow dasg mouth. oogoose ate it up. then he sawl the bird running around. It was small like it was the size of a ostrich egg. it was pea-shaped like a egg shaape an it was white. it ran around it was a quail. oogoose stared at it. then it ran outside and oogoose keeped staring in the spot with the glass pony eyes.
Valentines DayToday wa sthe day! its finally valentines day. i woked up I saw oogoose slumped on the flor next to the bed. The bed was just a couch but ayhow. i said Wake up Oogos. Ok he said. she got up and walke dto the kicken to make breakfest. he made 2 fat eggs wirh butter and ham. it was in the shape of a heart. the ham chunks looked like guts. Cool i said. i ate it. it tastyed good like tasty food. good Oogoose id dint even know you can cook I said with a shock. Oogoose made a scream sound in reply... Ok i sais. i looked outside. There was the quail. i wqas super surprised that oogoose didnt eat it....... or my coyote didnt eat it....... or a dog.... por a cat..... or a bald eagle.... or a raccoon... or a taxi............ heck, any of those things could eat it.... i realized. i grabbed the quail with my magics. Time 2 bring you inside i said. I put it in the room with the old mattress. oogoose sleeps on it sometimes. Appleface used to sleep on it with her Snuggie when the nights got cold and cold. but thats a diffrent time. thats a memory of another age.... I try to ignore th feelings of sadness and regretting. I closed the door 2 the matress room but first i left a stale lemon cake in there for the bird to eat. I idn'nt want it to die lol. I went to oogosse. I turned on the big, fat boom box and blasted a loud music. It was I gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Pees. "Here we go here we go we got a rock" screamed the boombox. I grabbed oogoose and we danced super romantic. it reminds me of the time I got married, i said with a sad. But i had 2 forget the old feelings..... my old loves were dead and theres nothing I can do. Appleface was gone, long gon history like the histroy channel. "Monday tuesday wednesday and thursday, friday saturday Saturday adn sunday," said the boom box. I heated up some chips with melted cheese on it. Thats our tasty snack. Me and oogoose eated it. I put a small black hole in oogoog's rib cage so when he ate things they disappeared like a pear. i can do magic "you know what we say say, party every day" said the boombox I grabbed oogoose a pretty dress. i put it on her. Your beauty-ful i said. the dress was puce with pinkish-purple glitter sprinkled on. the sleeves were big and fat like a cancerous tumor. there was a hole 2 show the belly button, but oogoose didnt have one since its a skeleyon. lo. "I gotta feeling" said the Boom box we danced and danced "Woooooooo hoooooooooooooo" we did a dance called: the dance from the music video of Shake it off by talor swift. We were havinga great time "that tonights gunna be a good night, that tonights gonna be a good night, that tonites gonna be a good good night" Happiness wnet thru the air like a bug that flys i guess. It would be a good life.
Romantic AirAfter the song ended i changed it to Uptown Funk by that one guy featuring bruno marz. But the boom box broked becausd eit was 18 years old, It epxploded like when u put a fork in a microwave machine. i cried Oogoose picked up the boombox and threw it out in the lake with Tristans corpse and Applefaces corpse and tristan. It was the Lake of Junk. a duck screamed when he did that. I got some Oreos and i gave one to Oogoose/ but i ate the rest of th package since im a greedy zebra man. i got out my Beats headphone. They were pink. i put em o and listened to the Tv with it even though they wasnt even plugged in or nothin. I just turned on the Tv we watched a show. I forget what is called. I walke dup to Seven eleven i went insie.a guy asked me: i need ur liscense. I panciked and gived him my BestBuy gift card. carb He grabbed it and keeped it. Hah but jokes on him because it only had 2 bucks on it I grabbed a Bug Gulp i gilled it up vwith mounten dew/ I drink it up. good I said. I jumped in my applecar (named after appleface). it was yellow it had orange pinstripes. It was a '94 chevy idk what the model is. Idrived it to the high school. i went in there. The bulding was big and tall like a planet. a planet of pants. I sawl all the student I saw every buddy. i walke thru the halls I wnet 2 home room. it was a class. Then i sw it: my old love. cardboard flavor? i looked up under the table desk. It was a big, fat wad of gum. it was a ball form. it was blue like my eyeballz. It smelled minty. its smelled nice, like lice. then i saw him: antonio ??????????????/
rescueSuddenlt a person came down the roade, it was a pony. Actally it was a deer i think. no jk it was a pony. a unicorn. Who Is It? i dunt know....... the poony came up and sawl us. he was a pony. he had hair that was blue and his skin was black. actual it was darkgrey. He said Hi im a unicorn OC. my names is Comet dash. I screamed and punched him. "no I scramed. "Your not alloud to take the name Dash..... that was the name of my true love rainbow dasg!." he ran away crying bcause i punch him. then a pegasiss came. it looked exactl the same as cometDash exept a pegasus. lol ok" i said. He had pants he was wearing pants. they were brown i think they were khacki's. He had orange eyeballs. he came and he said Hi my name i Orange Power. Ok i said. Orange power. I said: 'my car is stranded, make it start" But your a alicorn, cant you do it your self said Orange Power with conflict?. Oh teah i said. I start up th car. e drived down the fine county lane. Oh No ill be late for school i swaid with a realize. I drove to school and drived over a old hat in the parkign lot. lo. I jumped in to the schol. I went in there i saw everybuddy. I didnt even bring a pencil lol. I went in to class, and it was annoumcements time. i listened to the guy He said: dont forget home coming is tomorrow night" Og yeah i said. \ The nbext night i went to homeComing. idk why they call it that......... I was wearing a blue dress it has orange and yellow and pink flowers on it. its a sun dress. I wear a matching hat it was a fedora I danced in2 the gym thats where the dance was. Oogoose wnet along he wore the puce dress outfit with cancerf sleeves. i guess its a girl idk. all i know is that i love oogoose withall my heart..... Oogoose foollowed me in to the dance. Gangnam style was playing super loud. 3 people were dancing to it but everyone else was crying, eating or kissing. i like food i said. i ran to Snack Booth. i got a dorito's bag I ate it. i shared with oogoosh. I gor Hawaiian punch because were not allowed to have pop it makes us hyper. I got green and blye and red. I drank it up. then me and oogoose danced it was super romantic. We danced ti the song Bes Song ever by onedirection it was nice.
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Hair doI got up, telaported to stacy place. I went in there. Oh zecora my best customer. My most faithful student. she said witha smile that gleams like shiny teeth. Yeah cut my hair i said. I sat down on the chair and stacy grabbed scissors and cut my hair. You look booty-full she said. Good grub i said. Good job. the hair looked good. i blasted outta there like rainbow dash..... a tear fell down into a man's shoe. I miss rRainbow I said. Rainbow adasdh was one of my loves besides Twiglight and applejack and apple and Pinkie and flippity flap and Bunito and apple face. And the guy at stoopidcon that had the wolf hoodie. he was a poony with eyes and some hair. I miss them all. them were all dead. Except the stoopidcon man and some others. But bunito was made of my old loves dead flesh. They were already dead. And twighlight and Dash were sinked at the bottom of teh ocean with a dead whale man . Even getting them taxidermed didnt save tem forever. Why did bunito have 2 blow up???????? I love bunito he was my beauty creatiom of love. I had a idea. It was like the time i got a blood clot in my leg. It just appeared. I ran to the oxcean. I put on my old bikini that was it had LOVE writed on it. I ran to the ocean dock. I saw the poni from earlier that moved away when my taxidermyd loves where there. I jumped in to the water. The water was cold like water when its cold. I dive down like a whale I made whale sounds like OOOUGH. I jump down into the waves I saw lots of stuff down there. here was sea worms, brine shrimps, fish, a dead whale, and a turdtle. There was a scooba diver he was swimming. I punch him and he ran away. I swam down even more i can breath underwater because i have magic Im a magic horse man. i used my horn to make a magic light, my magic aura is green. gren I swam then: i saw it. 2 skeleton's. there was two and they was pony ones. they were from a dead. W=Eureka i screamed
The Good ole daysSuddenly i remembered because i remebbew how AppleFace dyed.... she was dead now. is all my fault I screamed. oogoose try 2 comfort me like Zecor its not yur falt.... but she cant talk, hes jus a skeleton lol. I had survivers guilt. i said Oh no its my fault now. Itsall my fault :P. I had a urge to run 2 the dessert. I went there, ut wa the desert of pain a nd suffer ing where my true love s AppleFact and Bunito had died...... it was a depressed mood in the atmosphere. I telaport to the dessert. I ran 2 the rock where pinkipty ploop died. i sawl her corpse i irgnored it. I grabbed my overall's and i put them on. they was purple courderoy. theer was a fat pocket in the front where my bellybutton is. I ran 2 the locattin where th died. Applefaces wing-less skeleton wa there. i neveer even made her a alicorn i said. I grabbed a leg and glued it 2 her head so now the was 3legged but it had a horn like a alicornz. Now ur alicorn i said. I picked up appleface skeleton and put it in my overalls pocket. then, I went home. i thruw the skeleton in the lake where tristan died long ago, many days ago. Now your gone. Gone frum my Life i said. I flu away like influenza virus. i went back home. i saw that Oogoo followed me the hole time???.m Oogose why u do that gurl. lol. i said. I dont eeven know if oogoose is a boy or a girl or what..... lol. it ddosnt matter since i lov oogoose anyhow. <3. Suddenly i had idea.. I shuld go back 2 highschool i said. I neverf eeeven finished it..... i dropped out sophomoar year since i didnt feel like waking up at 7:30.... lol. So i made a plan. Lets go back 2 high school.
Blast from the PastAntonio?" i said. it was him. he was a poony. he had eyes. He was sitting on the floor like a shark that cant even move so it just sits there. antonio was my first tru love. he loved me baclk when i went 2 this school. but we had to brake up because he was a communist Antonia os it truly you? i screamed. No he said. he walked away. Ok i said. i didnt want too be at schol any more so i wnt outside and i ent home. i drive the aplecar tp the log house where oogoose was waiting. Where ever i went, i saw an old tru love..... I had to just tsay at the log house with my new love, oogoose. i wet into the mattres room. i saw the quail. it was bloated. i saw my coyote. My coyote is a pet i got one time. i found him outside with his head stuck in between 2 parts of a fence. so i got him out with Magic an i decided him to be my pet. His name was bunito aftr my beauty creation of love. he lives in my house except some toimes ghe gose outside and eats or something. idk bunito was sniffing around the door at the room with the quail. I said stop it bunito.... you cant even eat it. I gaved him a bacon from the valentines breakfest we had a few episodes ago. he ate it up and i petted him but he grawled at me. Ok i said. bunito ran away and went into the bathroom with the big fat bandaid on the wall. It got broke when the taxiderm twilight smashed into it. But thats a different tale........ i walked up to oogoose. Hey oogoose wnat to watch TV??? i said. he didnt say amything because he is a skeleton and it cant talk. I take that as a Yes. i turned on the tv. It was manufactured by Samsung. idk who sam is. I turned on the tv. I clicked thru the channles. then i came to one: it was sanjay and Crag. Yay i said. i like this show. I wtached it it was the one where they hav ethe gerbil. yeah adter is was over i turned thw tv off. I had 2 go to the stock market. i went there. there was lots of ppl. I went home again. i had to pay my taxes. Now that i have a own house, i got to pay the elctrocity bills.
Road tripthe year is 2045. everyone has a iphone 36. at age 9 peopel are considered legal adults. cars drive themselfs. TVs are useless and radios. I watched the tv. thats what ut was saying. I threw a hot dog at the TV I hate this show i said. i changed it to Amazung World of gumball. yay i said. me and oogoose were sitting. we sta on the couch. We were happy. we were in love bcaus love is what matters in the sad squishy world. i found bunito he was digging at the carpt. Stoop it Bunito i said. he didnt say anything he just grawled again so i threw a hot dog at him. he eated it. The hot dogs were good i had 5 of them. Oogoose ate the package but i think sh will be okay. I had a good idea. lets go on a roadTrip i said. Ok said no body. i jumped in the applecar Oogoose went in there to. We dribved to Mc Donalds we got a double quarter pounder with cheese. it had onions. I ate it up. oogoose ate the drink and the side of frys. Then i had a sneeze attack becaus we didnt have any allergy medicine and im allergic to grease. i sneezed and sneezed. But i was okay. then we had to go home. are road trip was coming to a Close. e drive home. Then the applecar sputtered like a man that can spit. No i screamee. i realise that it was outta gas. The cr stopped in the busy hallway. Uh Oh i said. oogoose scremed again. stoppit I sad. oogoose didnt stop but I iddnt' pay attantion. I hd bigger fish to fry now ere stranded! i said with a cry of tears. i started cryig. i was super sad bcause now all my loves died aND all i had left were Oogoose and bunito 2.0 even though he's not my true love lol. i grabbed a national geografic magazeene out of the gloveBox. there was a used tissue in there. ew i sqaid. i slammped te Gloevbox shut. i looked at the magazinee. Ew what is this i said. the story inside was about birds. I dontv even like birds i said. i threw the magazined out the window.
