Ressurection of the weasle

The weasels resurrection (my story)

'Falling, falling is all i remember.' The weasel thought to his own inner monologue.

'No. No, wait i remember. Pain. Hmmm pain, pain, pain. Why? WAIT! N-no they k-killed me they were my only friends, and they killed me.' He thought sadly. "No, this in no time to be thinking about them. Them utter BASTARDS they killed me." AAARRRRGGGHHHH." He reached to his back pulled out his MK II ray gun and fired at the nearest tree obliterating it "Wait, why the fuck am i in a forest?" he thought aloud. "I gotta get out of here."

He took one step "AGH!" He looked to his leg to see what was causing his pain, he saw several death machine bullets. He screamed "BOLLOCKS!!!" And with all his might he thought 'Shit, gotta take these out. Aww man'  he reached into his pocket, pulled out his shiv and said "fuuuuuuuuuuuu-!" He list his breath as he plunged his knife into his shin. He started breathing rapidly from the pain, And with the last amount of energy he screamed into the heavens "AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME WITH SOL AND THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON AAAHHHH!!!!!" He collapsed on the floor breathing heavily, heart thumping and mind swimming. He fell unconscious shortly after.

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(Celestia's POV)

"What is that?" Said the sun princess looking towards ponyville, the everfree to be exact.

"I don't know sister" said the princess of the moon.

"Oh Luna, when did you get here" she asked.

"Why tia, can't i visit my sister every once in a while?" Said the moon princess being also curious what the light in the distance was.

"Oh don't be silly, of course you can." she said as she nuzzled her sister. "But we have to be serious, what is that?"

"Hmm. Well Tia if you ask me, a pillar of fire."

"Yes lulu, I know but-but why is the fire red"

"Silly Tia." said luna as she giggled."fire is always red."

"Yes Lulu, i know but... This fire. Fire is usually orange red, but with this, its deep red."

"Hmm. I see what you mean, now i have a closer look." Said the princess of the moon, looking through her sisters telescope. "Do you suppose we send a letter to twilight sparkle?"

"Yes, that would be wise indeed. Say, Lulu. Why do you always when referring to Twi and her friends say their full names?"

"I'unno." luna simply responded

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(Twilight's POV)

"TWILIGHT, THE PRINCESS SENT A LETTER!" The baby dragon shouted from the bottom of the stairs, getting twilight's attention.

"Ooh, yay. I wonder what it's about." The the extremely exited nerdicorn.

"Uhh twilight, I don't think its a good thing." Said spike becoming wary after seing the front of the scroll.

"Pfft, what could be that bad." She said confidently but after seing the front of the scroll, she thought otherwise.

-DANGER, URGENT-

My faithfull student Twilight Sparkle, as i am sure you are aware. There is i giant pillar of fire in the middle of the everfree. I would like you and your 5 friends to investigate. If it is just a rare phenomenon, all is well. But if it is dangerous, i would like you to subdue it with the elements of harmony.

Your friend and teacher Princess Celestia

"W-wait fire pillar? What fire pillar?" The unicorn asked scared of what it might be.

"Twilight. Really. Wow, just wow. Why don't you look outside?" The small dragon said.

"Y-yeah, good idea spike" she said as she trotted to the window. "Wow. Its brilliant. Lets get the girls, we gotta find out what this is."