Life of the Party

by Nostalgia Schmaltz

Rating: mature
Tags: Silver Spoon, Snails, Sex, Rumble, Slice of Life, Snips, Sweetie Belle, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 4774

Snails has a secret. A very, very big secret.

At another one of Sweetie Belle's (rather small) house parties, a drunken party game leads to Snails revealing one of his closest-kept secrets. And you've read enough NostalgiaSchmaltz clopfics to know where this is heading.

All characters are aged up. And anthro, despite the cover image.

Inspired by the Hyper Snails artwork of "SB", "Furry", "Redsilver" and a couple other artists. But mostly SB's Hyper!Snails. His is the most delicious <3

Contains: Very huge cocks and balls (like really huge, for real), Ridiculous amounts of cum, Mixed orgy of M/M and M/F, and a cheesy "Spin the Bottle" cliche.

Published 2015-03-07 01:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-07 01:00:02 UTC

He's a grower AND a shower!

It was another warm summer night in Ponyville, most of its residents outside enjoying the lovely evening, while some remained inside, as was the case for one group of residents on the outskirts of the town. Sweetie Belle in specific; hosting a house party along with a bunch of her friends, and getting up to the usual things that happen at these types of parties. Namely getting quite drunk and playing a few light party games amidst her socializing.

"Another round on me!" the unicorn giggled, raising both hands over her head, holding two brown bottles in each; all of them being grabbed from her hands as she walked around the room. Accompanying her were none other than the duo of Snips and Snails, along with Rumble and Silver Spoon, occupying the two couches in the upstairs party room of Sweetie Belle's home. "Everyone enjoying themselves so far?"

"Heh...not too shabby." Snips grinned at the mare as he popped the cap off of his beer with magic, immediately taking a big swig of it. "A bit closely-knit for a party, but still fun. When are we gonna play Twister again?"

"Hehe, Diamond Tiara never played Twister at any of her parties." Silver Spoon giggled softly, gently setting down her own beer bottle on the little table beside the couch. "So you've certainly got her beat in that aspect, at least." she smiled over at the other mare, who eagerly grinned in return.

“Well thanks! Her parties always seemed way too focused on herself.” Sweetie Belle poked her tongue out as she plopped herself down on the couch next to Silver Spoon, tipping her head back with her own beer bottle pressed to her lips, taking a few big gulps. "Ah...so, what do we want to do next?" she looked over at the other couch with a grin, seeing Snails and Rumble looking rather shy, sitting on either side of Snips. "What do you two boys suggest?"

"Uh..." Snails blushed a bit, trying to smile a bit towards the other unicorn. "How about...beer pong? That usually happens at these kinds of parties, right?"

Sweetie Belle shook her head and giggled again, setting her now empty beer bottle down on the arm of the couch. "Way too cliche, Snails. If you're wanting something from that category though, why not...Truth or Dare? Those are always fun." she smirked a bit now, only getting a nervous look in return from Snails.

"Don't you remember what happened last time we did that?" Snips raised an eyebrow, crossing his arms over his chest. "My parents still lecture me about it at least once a week."

"And I still have the pictures from it!" Sweetie Belle poked her tongue out before pressing her beer bottle to her lips and downing the rest of the liquid inside. "Come on, it's not like we've got anything else that we haven't already done." she giggled softly, levitating the bottle over into the middle of the room, before it began to rapidly spin. "Let's start off with a dare then, shall we?"

"Eh...why not." Snails shrugged, watching the bottle spinning in midair with the green glow of magic beneath it, soon coming to a stop with the open end of it pointing at Rumble.

"Heh, looks like you're up first, Rumble." Sweetie Belle grinned over at the pegasus, crossing her arms over her chest. "I dare you to...kiss Snips!"

"What? No! I'm not going to kiss him!" Rumble blushed rather brightly, scooting over on the couch a little further away from the other two stallions. "I-I don't swing that way!"

"Hehe, whatever you say Rumble!" Silver Spoon giggled, grinning with Sweetie Belle to the sight of the profusely-blushing stallion. "If you're going to be all saddle-sore about it...I guess we'll move on to Snips with a Truth?" she turned towards Snips, who sat up, sheepishly grinning a bit.

"Heh...even though I do swing that way...I wouldn't mind a roll in the hay with Applebloom." he blushed lightly and took another couple gulps of his beer. "Certainly wasn't Applejack or Granny Smith that taught her to dress that way!"

"Hmm, yeah. I can respect that. She's got quite the butt, she does." Sweetie Belle nodded sagely, crossing her arms under her chest. "But she'll never have this bust!" she giggled and rotated her upper body a bit, jiggling her sizable mounds behind her shirt, Silver Spoon sighing softly and rolling her eyes.

"Whatever, Sweetie Belle. Go show off your fat melons elsewhere." she teased, playfully elbowing the unicorn before leaning forward and grabbing the levitating bottle, giving it a spin. "Let's go, I want a truth out of the next choice!"

After a brief few spins, the bottle came to a rest once more, this time pointing at Snails, who smiled sheepishly just as Snips had. "Ah...heh...what do you want to know?"

"Ooh, you..." Silver Spoon grinned quite deviously now, rubbing her hands together as she gazed at the unicorn across from her. "I've been wondering for quite a while now, Snails...a big, BIG secret you've been hiding from all of us!" she giggled softly while Snails' face already began to blush quite brightly. "Is it true that your dick is so huge that you have to use magic to hide it?"

The room fell eerily silent for a moment as all eyes darted between Silver Spoon and Snails; the others not sure whether to be more surprised at the mare's question or stallion's impending response to it.

"I thought you said you would never tell anyone!" Snails groaned, turning towards Snips with a bit of a glare. "You and your big mouth!"

"Heh...s-sorry bro..." Snips blushed a bit now as well, grinning wide at Snails. "I might have accidentally mentioned it to her about a week ago..."

"Whatever." Snails shook his head, crossing his arms over his chest. "Y-yeah, it's true. My dick is so huge that I have to use magic to hide it." he spoke, blushing profusely now. "Can we move on now?"

"Wow...how big is it?" Sweetie Belle grinned now, raising an eyebrow to the stallion's answer. "Is it bigger than Big Macintosh's? You gotta show us!" she set her beer down and stood up, while Snails only blushed harder.

“Yeah, let’s, uh...see it.” Rumble added, before blushing lightly again. “Not that I want to see it, just...prove that you’re not lying.”

Snails sighed and rubbed his face with both hands, before standing up. “Fine, fine...you’d never leave me alone about it otherwise.” he groaned, hearing Silver Spoon giggle softly as she stood up with Sweetie Belle, both mares eagerly watching him. “For real this time, though...none of you tell anyone. I don’t want to be treated like a freak for the rest of my life.” he added before grasping the waist of his pants and slipping his thumb around his underwear as well, pulling both down to his knees to reveal that his crotch was completely bare; not even any pubic hair adorning it.

“Whoa, so...is it like, invisible?” Sweetie Belle tilted her head to the odd sight of a bare crotch, raising an eyebrow as well. “Must be some crazy magic you’ve got going on, there.”

“In a way, yes, it’s invisible...my father is actually quite a skilled magic user, and taught me how to kind of...how do I put it...store it in a type of magical pocket dimension. To put it simply.” Snails explained while his horn glowed, his green magic aura now glowing between his legs. “It felt really weird at first but I got used to it…” he let out a relaxed sigh as his stallionhood began to push out from the green magic, both mares’ jaws dropping as they finally saw just how big the colt was.

Even from the head and first few inches, they could see that it was easily thicker than one of his legs, and it just kept coming out, further and further, from the green magic on his crotch. The monstrous length continued to extend further and further; their eyes widening more until the tip of that mighty cock finally touched the floor, looking much like a maroonish-brown third leg protruding from his crotch, with a pair of watermelon-sized orbs dangling between his legs.

“Holy FUCK, Snails!" Sweetie Belle nearly shouted, closing her eyes to rub them with both hands before opening them wide again, looking up and down at the massive stallionhood before her. Silver Spoon was doing quite the same, her gaze glued to Snails' gigantic endowment. Even Rumble was staring in awe with a deep blush across his cheeks, his wings flared out and lightly twitching as well.

“Y-yeah, I get it...I’m freakishly huge. Are you done staring yet?” Snails groaned, unable to help but blush a bit as well from the multiple pairs of eyes staring at him, though Silver Spoon stepped up to him and knelt down, looking up at him.

“Can I...touch it?” She asked rather nervously, though she managed a bit of a grin, still quite excited about the stallion’s massive size.

“If it will make you stop pestering me about it…” Snails sighed softly and nodded, though almost immediately he shuddered from the feeling of two hands rubbing along his massive length.

“And you’re still soft too...wow…” Silver Spoon’s gaze shifted back down to the unicorn’s cock as she rubbed over it with both hands, feeling that it was indeed fully soft, despite its impossibly huge size. Sweetie Belle eagerly joined her in the teasing rubs and squeezes, causing Snails to softly groan and blush even deeper as his stallionhood began to harden in response to all of the physical attention.

“Ngh, th-that’s enough touching!” Snails moaned, though his body was clearly enjoying the attention; the two mares continuing to rub all along this length, watching as it grew larger by the second.

"You can't just whip it out and expect a couple of drunk mares to not play with it, Snails." Snips teased with a chuckle, grinning as he enjoyed the sight as well; his own stallionhood starting to make a bit of a tent in his shorts. "And besides, it sure beats playing some lame party game, doesn't it?" he added, smirking now as he scooted over on the couch until he was behind Snails, reaching up and giving his soft butt a playful squeeze.

"It just keeps getting bigger!" Sweetie Belle blushed even deeper now, already starting to feel a bit of moisture between her legs as she stroked both hands up and down Snails' growing length, already at least four feet in length and still hardening, beginning to throb lightly in response to all of the rubbing it was receiving. Eager to see its full size, the two mares leaned in now and began to nuzzle near the tip of the giant stallionhood, all while Snails gasped and moaned cutely, reluctantly enjoying all of the attention.

"I should have...ah...known this would happen eventually..." Snails groaned, panting softly now as blood rushed to his swelling member, hardening much faster than what he was used to. As the two mares in front of him worked his shaft, his attention was suddenly drawn to Snips as he felt the stallion rubbing and massaging his oversized orbs from behind. "Nnhh...y-you too, Snips?"

"I'm not passing up a chance to be in a big orgy with an even bigger stallion!" Snips teased with a light blush of his own, grinning up at the other stallion as his hands wandered over the heavy spheres, lightly cupping them from below. "What about you, Rumble?" he turned his gaze to the pegasus, who was still sitting on the other end of the couch, sporting quite a fierce wingboner as he watched.

“I-I told you...I don't swing that way!" Rumble protested, blushing quite a bit more now while his wings softly twitched.

"Oh, come on, Rumble...you're not fooling anyone." Sweetie Belle giggled, smirking over at Rumble now while both of her hands continued to rub along Snails' length, feeling it throbbing harder now as it reached full hardness; looking comically oversized at nearly eight feet in length, as well as being easily thicker than the stallion’s waist.. "You wanna play with this huge thing, don't ya?" she then leaned down and slurped around the flared tip of the gigantic member, only eliciting further groans from its owner. "Nobody's going to think less of you for wanting to...hehe..."

At this point, the pegasus seemed to have more than one type of boner going on; a fierce bulge in his shorts only further showing his true feelings towards the situation. "Y-yes...I do..." he sighed, closing his eyes for a moment. "Just don't tell my brother, okay?"

Raising an eyebrow, Sweetie Belle's smirk only widened. "Oh, I'm sure he won't mind at all, Rumble...hehe...now get over here and help us make this big stud cum!" she teased while her hands began to stroke Snails' length even faster. Silver Spoon kept at it as well, moving her hands further down though, rubbing and stroking down towards the base of the huge length.

Gulping softly, Rumble stood up and cautiously approached the over-endowed stallion, standing in front of him and staring at the tip of his erection as a large glob of precum formed on it. The sight only aroused him further, causing the bulge in his shorts to become slightly painful as he knelt down and reached forward, gently stroking his hands over the flared head of Snails' shaft.

Meanwhile behind the stallion, Snips was still eagerly worshipping the two massive balls, leaning in and nuzzling between them as well, while sporting quite a bulge of his own. At the same time, his horn glowed softly, his magic grasping the edges of his pants and sliding them down enough to free his throbbing stallionhood, decently-sized for a stallion of his stature, but looking quite tiny in comparison to Snails' monstrous dick. "Heh...here I come, Snails." he teased as he stood back up behind the other unicorn and grasped his waist, immediately shoving his hips forward and grinding his twitching length between Snails' soft buttcheeks.

"Nnggh...ah..." Snails only gasped and groaned a little louder in response, blushing quite fiercely from all of the attention he was receiving from both front and back, panting softly as his stallionhood throbbed more, releasing a large glob of precum onto Rumble's face and chest. At this point, he figured there was no point in fighting it anymore; closing his eyes and sighing as he began to embrace the various worshipping he was receiving from the others. Opening his eyes again, he blinked a bit and raised an eyebrow as he watched Sweetie Belle climbing up on top of his cock, facing away from him and raising her rump up towards him.

"Mm, come on and return the favor, you big stud." Sweetie Belle teased, straddling Snails' member and using a bit of magic to support herself as she wiggled her butt in front of the stallion, continuing to rub along his shaft with her hands. At the same time, Rumble blushed heavily and shook his head, reaching up to rub his face a bit as the warm fluids dripped off of him; a good amount of it having inevitably splashed into his mouth, giving him quite a taste of the potent seed. The unique flavor only seemed to make his wings flare out even harder, while the bulge in his shorts started to become a bit painful.

"Ah...y-yeah, if you want me to..." Snails groaned, reaching forward to grasp Sweetie Belle's waist, though as he did, the stallion behind him suddenly thrust forward, penetrating his snug rear with a pleased groan. "Nnggh, Snips!" he gasped, leaning forward and panting a bit more as his grip on the mare's rump tightened a bit. "A bit of warning would be nice!" he protested, though Snips only giggled and spanked his soft cheeks.

"It's no fun when you're expecting it." Snips poked his tongue out, smirking playfully as he eagerly pushed his cock deeper into the snug butt, his own grip tightening a bit as he pushed his hips further forward, groaning happily from the tight squeeze around his member. "You're a lot tighter...nnh...when I take you by surprise...heh..."

Panting quite a bit now, the hyperphallic stallion leaned forward as best as he could, still grasping Sweetie Belle's waist and gently pulling it closer, already getting quite a whiff of her aroused scent. The sweet smell only pushed his own arousal even higher; his monstrous shaft throbbing a bit harder from all of the rubbing and licking, soaking Rumble's face with a fresh load of precum. "Mmmnh, aahh..." he took a deep breath before leaning even further in and pressing his lips to Sweetie Belle's snatch, immediately starting to slurp at it over and over again.

Beneath the gigantic stallionhood, Silver Spoon was still rubbing and slurping along the underside, watching with a blush as its owner buried his snout between Sweetie Belle's legs. As she moved her hands lower down Snails' length, she slid one of them down between her own legs, gently stroking a couple fingers over her moist slit and groaning softly, continuing to lightly drag her tongue along the throbbing shaft.

"Glad to see...ngh...everyone's enjoying themselves..." Snips grunted between his thrusts, steadily bucking his hips now with one of his hands grasping Snails' waist, the other gently rubbing and holding onto his chest. All the while, he watched the other three ponies worshipping the unicorn's gigantic endowment, especially Rumble, who seemed to be really getting into it now.

"Mmpmh...mmm...!" Rumble groaned lustfully, practically making out with Snails' cock at this point, sliding his tongue as deep as he could into the slit and lapping up the constantly-flowing precum while his hands rubbed along the first couple of feet of length, brushing against Sweetie Belle's hands every so often. Each load of precum had to be at least as bountiful as a normal stallion’s orgasm, splashing the lusty pegasus quite a bit as he struggled to slurp it all up. His own stallionhood was almost painfully hard as well, sticking straight up between his legs and twitching in time with his rapid heartbeat.

"Ooh, yeeeaahh...keep that up...mmnh!" Sweetie Belle moaned, pressing back a bit more against Snails' snout, greatly enjoying the lovely oral she was receiving, while her own tongue was working the flared tip of the stallion's length, watching as Rumble nuzzled and slurped against it. With a bit of a smirk, her horn began to glow once more, this time focusing her magic on Rumble's length, immediately hearing him gasp and watching him flinch as the green magic aura gently squeezed his cock and stroked up and down its length. "Don't think we've...aahh, forgotten about you, cutie.”

With all of the attention he was receiving from both ends, Snails could already feel that familiar pressure welling up between his legs; his eyes closing a bit tighter as he kept up his oral work, sliding his tongue quite deep within Sweetie Belle's sex and eagerly slurping up the sweet flavors within. All the while, he could feel quite the same being done to him, from the lustful stallion kneeling before him.

Both of Rumble's hands were stroking along his cock now while he continued to firmly press his snout against the tip of it, licking at the globs and gushes of precum as they continued to endlessly flow forth. Amidst his slurping, cute moans and panting escaped his lips, feeling the tingly magic stroking up and down his entire stallionhood, milking out quite a bit of his own precum as his intense arousal caused his orgasm to quickly build up within him.

"Looks like he's awfully pent up..." Silver Spoon teased as she continued to move lower, her hands now sliding down to Snails' massive orbs, stroking and rubbing over them now as she leaned down closer to them. “Let’s help him relieve this pressure, hm?” she grinned playfully and wrapped her arms around the heavy balls, rubbing them even more as she began to nuzzle against them, only adding to the stallion’s pleasure.

“Aahh...ngh…!” Snails couldn’t help but groan even more to the sudden attention his balls were receiving; quite pent up indeed, making them very sensitive to the mare’s rubbing and nuzzling. At this point, he was practically fighting to hold back the constantly-increasing pressure between his legs; loads of precum gushing forth and splashing all over Rumble’s face and chest, though the stallion’s tongue did quite a good job of slurping up a decent amount. “Gonna...ahh…” he panted and squeezed at Sweetie Belle’s hips even more firmly, struggling to keep slurping between his panting, finding it harder to focus with his mind being so overwhelmed with pleasure.

“Mmnh...yeah, come on...show these lovely mares...a nice big load!” Snips grunted between his thrusts, still steadily pounding Snail’s tight rear while his hands slid up and around the stallion’s body, rubbing over his chest. With the tight squeeze around his length, he could feel his own climax rapidly approaching; picking up the pace a bit and leaning further forward against the hyperphallic stallion’s back.

Amidst the various moaning and panting though, Rumble leaned back and let out a shrill cry, his intense arousal causing him to be easily overwhelmed by the magic-job he was receiving; his hips bucking upwards a bit as his member erupted, gushing out a few thick shots of seed which splashed on the floor in front of him. All throughout though, his hands didn’t slow a bit, still rapidly stroking along the first two feet of Snails’ length, feeling even more precum splashing over his chest and belly now.

“Mmnh, I always knew you were a hair trigger, Rumble.” Sweetie Belle teased, smirking down at the cum-soaked pegasus as she assisted him in stroking Snails’ massive erection, feeling it throbbing quite hard beneath her body now. “Looks like...ah...Snails isn’t too far off either...come on, you big stud, cum for us!” she groaned, pressing back a bit against Snails’ snout as she felt his tongue still slurping deep inside her, muffling his moans and groans.

“Yeah...let it all spill out, Snails!” Silver Spoon chimed in, still worshipping the hyperphallic stud’s balls, rubbing all over them while gently hugging them against her body, feeling them start to lift up as Snails’ hips bucked even more against the two ponies pleasuring him.

“Nnghhh...ahh...cuuhh...cumm….ing!” Snails managed to groan, his legs wobbling from the sheer amount of pressure and pleasure building up within him; his eyes rolling back while a feeling of dizziness overtook him. With his hands still gripping at Sweetie Belle’s waist, he leaned his head and upper body back against Snails, letting out a loud moan as the pressure between his legs finally began to release. His balls lifted up and clenched hard, starting to force out the loads they contained, immediately blasting Rumble in the face with a deluge of steamy cum.

“Wwhaarrgrlbbll!” Rumble tried to gasp, only getting a load of seed down his throat and coughing as he shook his head frantically, his arms instinctively coming up towards his face as well, trying to shield himself from the repeated gushes of seed; his entire front becoming soaked in just a couple seconds.

“Mmngh, someone was pent up...I see!” Snails grunted between his thrusts, feeling Snails’ snug anus clenching even tighter around his length, easily pushing him to his own orgasm. With a pleased sigh, he buried his length inside the squeezing rear and began to unload as well, filling the stallion with a comparatively pathetic load, though the warmth certainly helped amplify the pleasure of the overendowed stallion’s orgasm.

Panting heavily now, Snails continued to lean back against the stallion behind him, still pumping and pumping a seemingly endless load all over Rumble, who had fallen over onto his back, getting even more soaked as he now lay in a rather large puddle of stallion spunk. All the while, the two mares watched in amazement, both blushing as they watched gallon after gallon of the stuff flowing out, making quite a huge mess of the floor all around them. Not that they particularly noticed, at the moment.

“H-holy shit…” Silver Spoon whispered, gently biting her lip while her hands kept rubbing at Snails’ balls, still lifted up between his legs and clenching quite powerfully, forcing out the huge loads they contained. Atop the stallion’s length, the other mare continued to rub along Snails’ length, her eyes widening a bit more as the flow of seed persisted even longer, a few strong gushes of it splashing against the wall and couch on the opposite side of the room.

“It just...keeps coming!” Sweetie Belle shook her head a bit, dumbfounded at the sheer amount that Snails was pumping out, almost completely flooding the area all around him. For at least a whole minute, the massive cock continued to throb powerfully and gush load after load before the stream finally died down, leaving the stallion panting quite heavily and leaning back even harder into the arms of Snips.

“Aahh...nhh…” Snails could only pant and softly groan, quite physically exhausted from the powerful orgasm, soon finding his body being lowered even further as Snips leaned back as well, sitting back down on the couch, holding Snails upon his lap now.

“Wow...how did you even have all that in here, Snails?” Silver Spoon looked up at the fatigued stallion while her hands tenderly stroked over his balls, which had returned to hanging loosely between his legs.

“Yeah, do your balls have a pocket dimension too, or what?” Sweetie Belle gulped softly as she climbed down off of Snails’ shaft, feeling the warmth of the thick seed as her feet touched the floor. “You came like you’ve been storing up for years!”

Snips chuckled and rubbed his hands over Snails’ chest a bit, giving him a couple soft pats. “He can’t help but be pent up with his stallionhood being as big as it is.” he looked over Snails’ shoulder and past his monstrous erection, seeing Rumble starting to sit up, shaking some of the thick seed off of his body.

“What in name of Celestia happened here?!” a shrill voice suddenly cried from the other end of the room; Sweetie Belle looking over to see her mother standing in the doorway, looking quite pale in response to the huge mess and pile of naked ponies before her. From behind her though, her husband peeked over her shoulder and grinned, chuckling softly.

“Ah, just looks like somepony had a wild party in here! Simmer down, honey.” he wrapped an arm around the chubby mare’s shoulder, still grinning playfully at Sweetie Belle. “Why, I can still remember back when I was livin’ in the frat house, somethin’ this happened at least once a week.” he shook his head and sighed, “Ya have a few beers, and the next thing ya know, someone’s got a giant dick with a bunch of mares worshipping it. Good times…”

“Anywho, you kids have fun, and don’t make too much of a mess now! We’ll be back in a bit.” the stallion added, waving to the group of ponies before gently pulling his still horrified-looking wife with his other arm. “Come on dear, we’ve got a bowling alley to woo!”

“Well...that just happened.” Sweetie Belle raised an eyebrow, before sighing softly, looking around the room at the mess Snails had made. “Guess we do have to clean all this up...but damn, I still can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from us for all this time, Snails!” she grinned at the unicorn again, rubbing one hand along his massive cock as it finally began to soften.

“Mmngh...I mean it though...not a word, to anyone.” Snails groaned, barely able to keep his eyes open from the heavy fatigue of his powerful afterglow, his panting slowing down quite a bit as he relaxed even further. “The last thing I want is to be a porn star.”

“You sure? My dad has a bit of a stake in the porn industry…” Silver Spoon giggled, getting up and sitting on the couch next to Snips now, gently rubbing Snails’ chest with him. “Though if you really want me to, I won’t say anything, cutie.”

“I don’t think I really want to ever speak of this again…” Rumble groaned as he shook his upper body off once more, still just about completely soaked with Snails’ cum, getting a few giggles from the others.

TO BE CONCLUDED at the end of this sentence.