Bureau of Interdimensional Security Affairs Agency: Agency business.

by WhatTheFuckManImNotCobra

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Princess Luna, Original Character, Queen Chrysalis, Adventure, Princess Celestia
Length: 1859

It has been 2 years since the humans have opened a portal to another world, now, Equestria and Earth to counteract terrorism and contraband, they formed the Bureau of Interdimensional Security Affairs Agency, you are part of this new agency.

You are Agent Jayson, of the BISAA, it's your job to stop criminals of both dimensions from disrupting life as it is between the two, along with Agent Chrysalis, you will go from the low slums of New York to the high streets of Canterlot to stop contraband and terrorism.

Published 2015-02-02 21:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-11 00:41:11 UTC

Prologue

5 of April, 2031 (Human calendar)

BISAA HQ Nº 1, Washington D.C.

You walk through the hallways of the freshly built building of the Bureau of Interdimensional Security Affairs Agency, or BISAA for short, you are Agent Jayson, you used to be from the CIA, but you were offered to join this new agency, and you accepted, the agency is just 1 year old, and already buzzing with activity, this is the Number One Head Quarters, the other one is in Equestria, Canterlot, the capital city of the magic land of ponies, it has been 2 years since Earth had got technology to make a portal towards another dimension, discovering this world full of small technicolor horses, at first, the ponies were scared shitless, but the leaders of the New Terran World Organization met with the pony leaders, and they both made an alliance, by then, 1 year later, they decided to make an agency to counteract to terrorism and contraband, mostly from this world, and so the BISAA was made, making 2 HQ's in each side of the portal.

Now, you are walking towards the meeting room, where you will be assigned your mission and fellow teammate.

As you round through the corner and open a door, your ears are inmediatly filled with noise, as humans and ponies alike walk to and fro the various rooms in the office, you haste towards the next door, and so on.

Finally you arrive to the final door as 2 guards flank it, one human and one pony solar guard, the both of them staring at you expectantly.

"Agent Jayson, I was summoned here." You say to the guards.

"Go right on through." The human answers as he opens the door for you, you thank them with a nod and walk through it, closing after you went into the room.

The first thing you see are 2 tall white and dark blue ponies with flowing mane and hair, the leaders of Equestria, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, the next one is Secretary Phill of the BISAA and Superintendent Carlos of the North American region, all of them sat around a round table with documents.

"Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Secretary Phill, Superintendent." You each give them a nod correspondengly.

"Hello, Agent Jayson, please sit down." The secretary gestures you to a chair infront of the table and you do as you're told.

"We assume you already know the reason you are here, Agent?" Princess Celestia asks you politely.

"I am here to be briefed about my teammate and deployed, that's all I've been told." You reply.

"Yes, well, about your teammate, here she is." The Superintendent says while dragging some documents folder closer to you, while gesturing you to open it.

You open it and look first at the photo of your teammate and name.

The photo is that of what looks like a combination of a bug and a pony, it's coat is black, it's mane is light blue, green slit eyes, horn filled with swiss chesee like holes, and fangs coming out of her mouth, by the looks of it is a female.
Her name is Chrysalis, class of pony is "changeling", gender is indeed female, her status is jailed/in rehabilitation.
You raise an eyebrow at the latter, Celestia notices and speaks:

"Reason is down more in the documents, you will have time to read it while we go to Equestria, but before, the reason for your mission." She says while nodding to the secretary.

"We've had recent reports of more contraband activity from Earth to Equestria, local authorities tried to catch them, but they seem to have little sucess, with only a trace of some boxes of cocaine and marijuana, whoever is contrabanding this, has access to a portal-opener, we don't know if they have more than one, but it is your mission to find out, we'll be telling you where to start, but the rest will be up to you." The secretary finishes and Celestia speaks again.

"Anyways, shall we be on our way to your new teammate?"

BISAA HQ Nº 2, Canterlot, Equestria

While you were on your way with the others to Equestria*, you've readed the full dossier on Chrysalis, apparently, she was a "Queen" of this "changelings" who invaded Canterlot but failed due to Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor's "power of love", yeah, this pony stuff can be really weird.
After some searching, they found Chrysalis scattered on the Equuis' "badlands", she was weak, Celestia was forgiving and put her in rehabilitation.
It costed her, but after all, she was cooperative, and was almost going to be reinserted back in pony society with a little help, but then recently the leaders of the BISAA decided she would work good as an Agent for the BISAA thanks to her metamorphosis capability.

You, the Princesses, the Secretary and the Superintendent arrive once again to a meeting room similar to the one back on Earth.
Inside just get outs a human with some papers, nodding to the group before he sets off, sitting behind the table is Chrysalis, she has been looking at papers infront of her before she directed her gaze quickly to the group of you, especifically Celestia, and smiles.

"Ah, Celestia," She then nods to Princess Luna "Luna," then directs her gaze to the remaining of you.

Celestia politely returns the smile "Hello, Chrysalis, I hope you are doing well," Chrysalis nods to her then looks back again at you as you all sit beside the table. "This here is Secretary Phill of the BISAA," She nods to the Secretary "He is Superintendent Carlos," looking to him "And finally, of whom I assume you have already been told, Agent Jayson, your partner for now." She says finally nodding towards you.

"I see, I have been told," Chrysalis says "Still quite strange, this BISAA, and the "humans"," Chrysalis seems to scrutinize you "Well, nice to meet you, Agent Jayson."

"Nice to meet you too, Chrysalis, and call me Jayson." You reply as you hold out your palm.

She looks at your holding hand confused, then raises her holled hoof slowly foward, you then grab it and give it a firm shake.

"Very well, Jayson," She says retracting her hoof and smiling.

"Alright, gentleman and mare, now that you have exchanged formalities, let's keep on," Secretary Phill says "Your first place to search will be in Ponyville, a small town at least 5 hours far from Canterlot, when you arrive, you'll have to go to Agent codenamed "Delta", but known as Derpy Hooves from the locals, she will be telling you more about the issue," He says and takes a deep breath, "That's all, good luck, your issued car is just outside the building, dismissed." He finishes, then motions both you and Chrysalis to go.

You and Chrysalis stand up, nod a final bye, then set off, Chrysalis wondering what is a car yet.

As Agent Jayson and now, "Agent" Chrysalis get out of the room, the occupants still there wait some minutes before Carlos speaks:

"Alright, bring in Agent Mack." He says firmly, they all nod, then Phill takes out yet another document folder with the red letters "TOP SECRET" on it.

Author's Note

Well, there it goes, hope you enjoyed this chapter.

*: They wen't there by car, they got in a car outside the building and went through the portal in Washington DC, in Canterlot, streets are being worked for cars, but has good progress.

1. Get Used To The Job

5 of April, 2031 (Human Calendar)

BISAA HQ Nº2, Canterlot, Equestria

The door of the meeting room closes, and now you are next to Chrysalis, your new partner, you start walking down through the hallway.

"Agents," A human stops the both of you, "Before you leave, you should go to the armory."

Chrysalis raises an eyebrow

"Can you lead us to it?" You say to the human.

"Follow me." He replies as he turns around and starts walking, not acknowledging if you are following.

You and Chrysalis follow him down the hallway through several rooms, until you arrive to a metal door with guards flankering it and a card-slider.
He slides his card through it and the door opens.

Inside are the standard-issued weapons for law-enforcement; Pistols, Submachine-guns, shotguns... there is also the new Pony 'Saddlegun' device.

Chrysalis seems confused with this, she was told by the new human weapons, but she still finds it weird it looks.

You go and pickup a pistol, one of the new models, a Sig Sauer P449-5, with Laser and Flashlight attachment.

"Agent Chrysalis," Calls the human who brought you here, Chrysalis turns to him "Come here, you will use this," He points to a suit for ponies.

Chrysalis still seems confused, but she nods and goes to check the suit.

"Put it on," Says the man.

Chrysalis without saying a word, levitates the suit with her magic and put's it on her.

"Wow, a bit heavy, is it made more than cloth?" Chrysalis asks.

The man ignores her question and gives her 2 contact lens "Put this on too."

Chrysalis levitates the lens and put's the lens in her eyes, and she blinks for one second, making a Heads-Up Display appear before her eyes, she blinks again a full second confused, making a 10mm gun come out of the suit in her back, just infront of her wings.

"I was going to tell you about it," The man says "Let me explain you how it works."

As you exit the armory, a voice speaks through your bluetooth headsets you both just got.

"Good afternoon, agents, I will be your logistics agent for the rest of your missions." Says a feminine voice through the headset.

"My name is Gleastful Glimmers, nice to meet you." Shining Glimmer says.

"Good to have you aboard, Gleast, my name is Jayson," You reply in polite tone.

"I am Chrysalis, nice to meet you too." Chrysalis simply says.

As you both walk through the hallways of the building into the outside, you spot your car you're assigned to.

"This is our car." You say, then you glance to Chrysalis that is still confused on the car. "It is kinda like a carriage that uses a motor and fuel, it goes by itself." You explain simply.

"Oh?" Chrysalis says, "Let's see it."

You go ahead on to the road for the driver seat, Chrysalis goes for the closest door; the passenger seat. As the both of you aproached each door, the car recognizes the both of you and opens automatically it's doors.

You motion for Chrysalis to sit on the passenger seat, wich she does awkwardly, and you sit in the driver seat, and power it up.

Chrysalis seems impressed at the suddenly roar of the motor.

"Gleast, mind briefing us in what kind of town we're going to? How Agent D looks like?" You say as you start going down the street in your car.

"Alright, sit back and get comfortable, it's going to be a long ride, so let me explain you..."