A True Hater Of Equestria

by cheayhotbeef

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Discord, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 24918

Jet come to Equestria. He is a human and he imbarks on and epic journey in thaumcraft.

Jet moves to Equestria as he learns to live with a magical atmosphere. He friends with Luna the most. Expect lots of third person write, and some first person. Jet become superstrong in his thaumic studies. He can manipulate time, space, and make people his puppets. He eventually " accidentally " banishes Discord. He also goes into the past and plays with the ponies memories. He does go to the gala, in Lelouch's zero costume. He get a pet and destroys it by tossing it into some death water, he plays with Celestia with a laser pointer(sister's choice). He takes a job of exploiting others for his needs. And finally he annoys pony and makes them angry at his face.

Published 2015-02-18 02:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-18 21:18:15 UTC

Ch. 1: The Hate Begins

As Jet Pack jumps into the portal that spawned, apparently out of nowhere, he is taken to a place far from his imagination. This place was full of magic, full of mystery, and full of annoying, stupid, retarded, ponies. He always like new things and was open-minded, yet he was mad. He was the walking into a village from a fence forest as something caught sight of him. He hears a sound almost like a murmur and then a tap on his shoulder. He turns, and eyes meet with a bright blue pegasas. It's mane was a 6 colored rainbow and had a tail that matches

"Hi, I've never seen you before. Have you just came from the forest?" She asked assuming that she a girl based off the tone of the voice.

"Yah, I went into the portal, which I named 'Duras', and ended up in this dimension. Do you have a name?" Jet asks with a surprised look on his face trying to make out the probability of finding intelligent life somewhere else plus the same language.

"My name is Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in Equestria. How about you?" She inquires while floating/ flapping her wings alongside Jet as he walks toward the village.

"My name is Jet, a human being who happens to be lost with no way back to my home." Jet says sarcastically with an expression of sarcasm on his face. He didn't know why he says stuff in a sarcastic manner because it was all true. The portal broke down and he didn't know where and how to get back. Rainbow Dash keeps asking questions because she thought a human was cool because they can walk on two legs and have the use of arms.

"If your lost then maybe my friend, Twilight Sparkle, may help. She lives in a castle." She points into the direction of the blue castle and then flies off straight up.

I wonder where she is going but O'well.

Jet walks into the village around 5 minutes after that weird introduction of a mare names Rainbow Dash. He eventually make it to the front door of Twilight Sparkle's castle. He starts to knock on the door and a dragon type Pokemon appears! A bit of small talk commenced between them and after a few minutes, Jet is left alone, leaning on the door frames as he waits for Spike (or so that's what he says his name is) to get her.

"May I help you?" She asks with a smile as she closes her book that she was levitating.

"Ok, first off, how the fuck do you make that fucking book levitate?!?"

Twilight was taken aback at Jets language but she let it slide as he probably didn't know better. She then inquiries, "I use my natural magic to levitate this book which I use to read and conjure more useful spells. It emits from my horn."

Jet just notice the horn sticking out of her head. This was a weird place, with ponies having wings and sometimes a horn. "Second, can you help get me back to my home? I think you can help because a curious mare named a Rainbow Dash says so. Why was she so curious?"

Twilight says, "It's part of her job to look around Ponyville and scout any newcomers. I might be able to help you get home if you tell me where you live"

"The Pigeon, 3245 Hotdog Row, New York, New York, 100001." Jet says.

Twilight stares with a blank expression on her face because she never heard of such a place. He then proceeds to ask a few more quests about Jet and his speciesm as well as some off the other things involving but not limited to, Books, Music, Foods, Health, Familly, Reputation, and Home.

Author's Note

Well, that introduces RD and TS. Now for the rest.

A Hand/Magic Made Home

It has been a few days after Jet's arrival and he has found himself in a small hut with everything in one room. He has been living in his own house, in Ponyville, by himself, with all the things he need to live in one room. The house was a large box with a triangular roof and a few windows as well. One door also. His bathroom was in the corner of the house and was censored by a curtain. His bed was in the opposite corner as well as the having a kitchen by the door, across from his bed. He had a desk that was similar to a school desk, but some things were different.
I was told by Twilight that I was not getting home anytime soon, but was welcomed in Ponyville until then. She said I can go see some of her friends and ask Applejack for a job working on her farm. He thought as he prepared to go by putting his keys in his jacket and closed the locked door.

Twilight said she works at an apple orchard dubbed 'Sweet Apple Acres' and told me she has a cutie mark of three red apples with green lefts on top. Maybe I can talk to her about getting home. Maybe she was a unicorn like Twilight and knows magic. Twilight has told him about magic in unicorns, flight in pegai, and farming in earth ponies. As well as the rulers of Equestria, the other villages/cities, what a cutie mark is, what type of magic ponies can do, how much Magic a/an unicorn can handle, the clouds relationship to pegai, and the way spells work. The idea of making a basic rhyme to creat a spell seemed really simple and so overpowered, but Jet decided to not tell her that.

When he reached Applejack's farm, Jet noticed that he had his mouth open at the vast majority of apple trees. Applejack rushed over to him from beside a tree and greeted him, saying something about Twilight letting everyone know about the human in Ponyville. Jet only asked for a job and that was the end of that. He had gotten the job but was surprised that he starts around 3 months because the apples weren't ripen enough.

He decided to see another pony Twilight mentioned, Pinkie Pie. There first impression wasn't so good because all Pinkie did was jump up and down talking about everything that appears in her head, like the time she been in the Everfree Forest or the time when she was foal sitting for the Cakes. In one of Pinkies sentences, Jet suddenly left in a run towards his place saying something about being late. This was all a lie of courses to get out of her hair. This made Pinkie wonder what she did to him.

Jet ran into the same pony she met before.He didn't say anything as he didn't care about her.

"Hey Jet, it's been a while. How've you been and why are you running?" She asked

"I've been very yes" Jet said, "I'm running from that annoying fucker, Pinkie three point one four one five six nine dot dot dot."

Rainbow Dash was offended that he called one of his best friends a fucker but was changed when he spoke the numbers of pi. "I was having a chat with Twilight and she said to introduce you to another Pegasus named Fluttershy. Be warned however to keep that month of your under control because ponies generally don't like hearing profound language. I'll let it go this first time but don't say anything like that again."

After a quick chat, she pointed Jet in the direction of Fluttershy's house and told me to knock on the door. As he did, she flew fast away from there for no reason. Great, I'm alone now about to be introduced to a shy pony with no reason what so ever other than that Rainbow Dash says so.

The door opened and a soft whimper can be heard. Jet notice there was a pony at his legs trying to say hello but couldn't because of her nature. Jet took this opportunity to speak up and ask her a few questions about, her.

"Soooo, are you Fluttershy?" Jet asks with a bit of pity in his voice.

"Y-Yes, are you Jet? The human that Twilight has told me about?" Her voice was barely audible.

"Yes but I was wondering if we can be acquaintances because I am lonely, lost, and parentless currently." His expression change into one of cryptic meaning, "A portal brought me here and it broke. I have no idea how to fix it and as far as I know, I'm never seeing my family and friends again"

A soft gasp had been heard from Fluttershy and a force was pushing Jet inside. He was surprised that Fluttershy was sympathetic about him because this was meant to be sad. He didn't feel sad though. Something about this place was happy and gay. Sure he was lost and alone but those two were filled with friends and a house to call his own.

Went inside, Fluttershy began to speak, "What have we here, a lost being with noway home? I must help you! Please, it will be no trouble." This was unexpected yet was a kind gesture.

Jet spoke thus "I do not need help from such an animal as to be my savior." This was stated in a slightly harsh tone that made Fluttershys heart to beat fast. What did I do to deserve that? I must apologize for my behavior. Fluttershy thought as she sat close to Jet.

"I'm sorry, but this is my destiny and you can't stop me. I must help you" fluttershy said looking his straight in the eye. "Or I'll force you" this was somewhat expected by Jet because Twilight had mention Fluttershy living with the spirit of chaos.

"How will you force this 'swag' to make you help this 'swag'" Jet says being ever so disrespectful. Fluttershy didn't know what swag meant but she didn't like it when how he was using it.

Her eyes visually look like it had A neoflect effect on them. Jet froze in place as he covered his eyes with his own hand in shear attempt to resist her stare. What made it so powerful? I don't like being controlled. With a quick swipe across Fluttershy's face that feeling of control died down and his grasp on his eyes vanished. He was caught looking at a crying Fluttershy. This made a sad since for all the animals were staring with disapproval. It secretly felt good but in order to keep the peace between them, he had to apologize... Or end her.

"I'm sorry for hitting you because of your ugly but I do not need your help in any way, shape, or form. You must learn this before you jump to any conclusions. With this in mind, you must behave or never see me again." There was a short pause wishing his sentence than he continued with "meaning I'll kill myself"

This snapped something within Fluttershy because she just had to help, she didn't care if he called her ugly, she wanted the best for him. "Ok I'll leave you be, but you must pinkie promise me that you won't hurt yourself any more."

"Ok I pinky promise. Jeez, you don't have to be such a narcissist?"

Fluttershy ignored that last comment and then says, "Say the rhyme to reassure me." She gets up from the ground and does her type of pinkie promise, the same as Pinkie Pie does and chanted the words.

Jet uses his pinky finder and grips Fluttershys hoof. He uses his thumb to balance the hoof. He then says, "Pinky, pinky bow-bell, Whoever tells a lie, Will sink down to the bad place, And never rise up again."

This was somewhat cryptic to Fluttershy but it followed the same principles of the Pinkie Promise. She agreed and afterwards Jet left her home. On his way out a bouncing pink party mare was bouncing along.

"Hey! You're the guy who left in my sentence and you most the song I was singing. Do ya wanta hear it? Do ya do ya do ya?" She says excitedly.

"Depends, what's it about?" Jet asked

"It's about me introducing myself to you. Is that good enough explanation? She started singing before she here's Jet say no.
Being of homeless
Having to be parent less
Stepping into the portal
Oh, how my soul is on
Happy as to meet thee
Splendid as to see me
Like a fruit in a tree
Friendship with Pinkie Pie
Thou be the giver of
Cupcakes, candy, and love
Picnics and partying, we will have all the funs;
I meet all big and small
Playing with my fav. ball
I am speaking for all
Friendship with Pinkie Pie
You should accept that I
Be friends till' you say by
I feel we can be friends, if we spend time enjoined
You should have learned to thy
Faithful and fun to me
Your next sentence will be
Friendship with Pinkie Pie

Jet just stood there with his mouth open as Pinkie breathes heavily. It was weird that someone would sing a song to someone new for the sake of being friends. This deeply frustrates and confused Jet.

"Did you like it, I practiced it only once and made it myself" Pinkie explained. "So do you accept me as a friend?"

"Fine" Jet says. "But only if you don't bring back up the fact that I can't contact my parents."

"Yes!" Pinkie yells. The entire time she sang was while Jet was walking home along side Pinkie. If this was a show, you could see in the top right corner say, "Achievement Get, jardiniere, Befriend a Human"

Author's Note

I plan to make all ponies sing a song and if I can't do that, I will make a parody.

With angry comes rage

Twilight was leaving and was then stopped by Jet. She has taken notes on where exactly came from. She was slightly angry at the laziness of Jet.

"Where are you going? The market? I heard there selling lives, you should go get one." Jet always starts an argument with Twilight about a simple thing like why the clouds can move by Pegasus hoofs, or why she didn't eat pancakes with the syrup.

"I have a life, unlike you." She raised her voice as she pushed of the hand resting on her shoulder area. It was wierd that someone can get to her so easily.

"I don't have no life. Why are you mad at me? Is it because I'm black? (He's Not actually black) And how come you sleep better when your tired?" Jet says as they both walk to the castle.

"Look, I don't have time for your nonsense, I must get back to my studies" Twilight then dashes to the door of the castle, opens the door, steps inside, closes the door, and disappears out of sight.

"You can hide but you cannot hide!" This can and was heard by Twilight as she steps back out and pulls him in. He was taken to a circular room and then was pushed by her magic to the center. A chair was placed behind him and she asked him to sit down.

"I will teach you proper grammar because the way you speak around me will not be tolerated." Twilight pronounced.

"And or what will you shall do to us?" Jet said on purpose.

"I will lock you in my basement until you can properly pronounce words correctly." She explained with an angry face.

"But me no understand English."

"Yes you do"

"Yah I guess you're right."

It has been three days until any of them has left the castle. Jet was acting all gangster like while Twilight was not doing so good. Jet had driven her crazy because of all the insults, ignorance, and constant unrelated questioning. She did have one thing up her sleeve and that's why she left the library. She had tired up Jet to a chair because he would always hide in rooms and closets. This time however he wasn't going to move.

Five minutes after Twilight left, Jet had already escaped via his pocket knife. He then set up a prank before he left for his house. His plan was to make sure Twilight would never feel the same about him again. It was a simple, yet devastating prank to pull, as it requires knowing your victim and a few items like, two giant hammers, tripwire, and something sharp like scissors.

Twilight was accompanied by Pinkie pie who was talking about some party she had once when she was in the Crystal Empire. It was then that Twilight would truly hate on Jet. As soon as she walk into the castle, she was greeted with two hammers about to crush her head both on the left of the door and the right. Twilight ducked just in time because the hammers squashed her mane. She realized what just transpired and realized that Jet could have killed her.

"JET, I'M GOING TO GET YOU." This was all planned out because she rushed over to his house, walked throught the open frames of the door, (it was being fixed) and found Jet looking at her with a smile so wide it would make Pinkie Pie jealous. She was left in front of the castle.

"Look who came." Jet said.

"You and I need to have a talk, you could have killed me!" This was going to be fun.

"Geez, calm down. You probably just on your rag." Jet said.

"Don't blame me for your wrong doings!" She approached Jet with a killer look on her face. Yup, she was angry alright.

"I would explain this trouble we are in if you could only understand it."

She was now really close the Jet. "I'm in trouble? I'M IN TROUBLE? You have no idea what trouble you are in. You almost killed me! That's attempt of murder!" Her hair was red as her horn started to spark bright. Jet folds his arm over her horn and it ceases to glow. This made Twilight gasp as she never anticipated this movement.

"Why are you gotta be so rude?" Jet exclaims as he pushes Twilight to the ground holding her down. "Your just being an asshole casserole now"

This made Twilight angry as she squirms under the weight of Jet. She didn't like being insulted time and time again. She wanted to say something but couldn't. She had conflicting emotions about this. Do I want to help him of should I just leave him alone? He needs friends to live as I do. I have to help him, he need this, It can't end with me being so stubborn. she though.

"You know what you are Twilight? A fucking blind toddler in a minefield. Step up your game, learn for at least once in your life that your the problem to everybody." Jet said

Twilight was shocked and look physically slapped by his words. She started to cry. It wasn't normal what was happening at this moment because she never faced this type of bullying before.

"You look pathetic like a maniac. Sure I've meet some but none as ugly as you." Jet said. He hates her because of her personality. He hate her for those constant questions and strange friends. He liked causing people to cry and to be mad. This was kind of a low for him, making ponies cry, but wasn't going to be her friend.

Building all her courage, Twilight then spoke up. "Why?" This was barely heard.

"I like to cause sorrow, I like to cause madness, and I like to kid around. This is all a joke Twilight. I don't mean to hurt you. I am sowwy. Will you accept my apology?" He let go of her horn and lifted himself off her. Twilight backed into a corner, scared of a Jet for that 'assault.' She now knows why Jet does this. She must stop him.

As Twilight began to speak, Jet wiped the tears off her face with a towel. Jet was a wrong person, who shouldn't be living with these traits. Kindness yet mean, fun yet serious, loyal to those he trusts yet betrays to the person who he hates, generous yet greedy, honest but can lie. These weren't meant to be. And she must fix this.

"I-I-I don't know. You seem like a nice guy, but you hurt me. I can't just forgive you for that." There was silence.

"I see, well I'll take you to you home now." Jet approached Twilight as he picked her up and left to the castle.

"Hey Jet." Twilight said.

"What is it?"

" I hate you "

Author's Note

And they both hate each other every since

Is your a$$ jealous of the amount of shit your mouth is putting out?

Author's Note

Not that much verbal cursing going on this chapter.

Is your a$$ jealous of the amount of shit your mouth is putting out?

"I didn't mean it!" Jet exclaimed. He was cornered by the friends of Twilight Sparkle. He had been hiding for around 3 hours inside his own baracaded home.

"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way." The voice of Rainbow Dash said.

"I like it hard. I could come out there and you could give a good whooping on my ass." Jet says with no regrets.

"Shut up, that's gross, I dont wanna think about it."

"But it would feel so good to discharge your negative emotions."

"Hard way it is!"

Rainbow Dash shot up, taking flight, and quickly descended onto the roof. She crashed threw the roof only to be meant with arms wrestling around her. She fought the arms but it proved to be too much for her. They circled her whole body, squeezing her wings and hooves. She let an audible gasp.

"Shhhh" Jet placed his finger upon her shoulder and dragged it down across her face.

"Oh no. Don't do to me what I think you're going to do to me." Rainbow Dash hung her head.

"What? No. I wasn't going to cut your wings off, put it in an incinerator, peal your cutie mark of, put that in the incinerator, use the items from the incinerator to make a cake, and mail it to Celestia. What gave you the impression?" This was said rather quickly.

Rainbow's mouth just hung open and had the face of 'wtf.' "Look man, I never thought of you as someone who acts in the most animalistic way ever. Why can't you act normal? Is it because you are low, so low in fact, that in order to feel good you must put other people down?"

"No." Rainbow Dash just shuff the air in disguss.

"Then what?"

"Sure it feels good to have power over people." Jet used a rope to tie Rainbow Dash to a bed post. "The other person must be hurt, or at least loyal."

"I am the most loyal you'll ever get, you call just go to Tartarus for all I care!" She yelled until Jet roped her mussel.

"This is all in good fun." Jet says as he walk over to the baracaded door. "Listen up!"

There was a pause for 3-5 seconds. Then an outside pony replied, "Okay, we're listening"

"I have Rainbow Dash in here, if any one tries something funny I'll end her life."

A large gasp, probably from all the ponies gasping at once, reached Jet ears. He unbaracaded his doors as they were invited in. Jet sat next to Rainbow Dash with a large butcher knife in his grasp.

"Rarity, do something with your magic." Applejack whispered.

"I can't. He might resist it and the uncontrolled knife might strike Rainbow Dash." Rarity whispered back.

"I think you all know why I called you in here." Jet says while taking note of the ponies. There was Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy.

"We just wanted to teach you a lesson on why you can't bully Twilight. She's a kind pony who did nothing but help you." Rarity said with an angry face.

"Because of you, you big meanie, she is now depressed within her castle, unwilling to come out." Pinkie said.

"You know who else is unwilling to come out? Your dad, that's how you were born." Jet suppressed a giggle.

"What?"

"Never mind"

"Anyway, you got some talking to do mister." Pinkie Pie then proceeded to stand up but was gestured to sit by her friends.

"Well it all started when I was just a kid..."

Two hours later

"And thats why mirrors are actually green. The end." Jet explained.

They just stood there with melted faces. A feeling of pure boredom and rage was building up within them all.

"Look behind you, big boy." Rainbow Dash threw a punch with her hoof in the area that Jet would have turn. However Jet just ran forward to a corner.

"You've got know where they hide" Applejack said with a smug smirk on her face.

"So you plan to kill me? Well." He holds up the knife ontop of his neck. "Good luck trying to kill me when I'm already dead."

That all gave the off the expression on there face as 'that's stupid and your stupid.' Jet pushes the knife closer to his neck almost feeling the knife.

"Girls, maybe we should just leave." Fluttershy said. They all looked at her, then to Jet, then to each other. They ultimately decided to leave Jet be.

"You are a whole new level of stupid." Dash remarked as she turned to face the door.

"But who's more stupider, the person trying to kill himself, or the person trying to kill the person trying to kill himself?"

Rainbow Dash just look with no noise at him with somewhat pity. The silence lasted around 4 seconds.

"That's what I thought."

Thaumaturgy

Author's Note

You know what would suck, being blind.
You know what would suck even more, being blind and crippled.
You know what would suck even more than that, being blind and crippled because your parents got shot.

Thaumaturgy

"Have you been bullying Princess Twilight?" Celestia's ask Jet as he was tied up to bed in a jail cell.

"What?" Jet said with a poker face.

"You know what I mean."

"Nine-not."

"Luna, start the electrocution." As Luna hit a nearby switch, a spark could be seen on the wires leading up to the chains that held down Jet. With that much voltage, Jets mind begins to collapse under the intensity. It was painfully painful, even to watch.

"K I dididid." Jet said with a cough of smoke and a smile.

"That was uncalledfor and unprecedented. You cannot just go and bully someone of that status. You shall be thrown in the dungeons." Celestia explained.

"Wait, you're missing something." Jet said.

"And what would that be?"

"I don't know, but you're definitely missing it." Jet smirked.

"Uh-hu." Celestia then broke the chains with her magic and levitated Jet into a dungeon, it was cold, and dark, and lonely.

"You'll never learn the way to create life, I know it, I can teach you for one small fee." Jet said to Luna with no plan in mind. Only with his video game knowledge helping him. Celestia had already left and Luna was about to leave when she heard this offer.

"You can't possibly know to way to create life? I will free you if you teach me." Luna like the fact dea of making a clone of herself just to get Celestia back for an early prank involving a treadmill and a banana.

"Ok." 8 second pause.

"Well, I don't have all day."

"First you must have the ability to make, cognitio, and bestia." Jet said without any thought.

"What are those, and how do I make that?" Luna said with excitement.

"Free me first." Jet said. Luna did as she was told which made her tremble slightly with each cuff braking. Fully free, Jet ask her if she could take him to his house where he put his notes and charts on.

"Did you find out about this type of magic or is this fake?" Luna became skeptical as they both sneeked through the dungeons and out the front gate.

"How am I supposed to know, I can't magic, man." Jet said as they both stopped in there tracks.

"What do you mean you don't know? Is this a joke? I do not have time for your nonsense." Luna's horn grew with light as she attempted a spell of some sort.

"I have no friends, so I cannot get anyone to help me with this stuff." Jet hung his head in this poor excuse. Luna's horn stop glowing as she gave pity. Having no friends was like having no family and she knew what banishment from family meant to a person.

"I also can't see my family as they are in another dimension or something. They are inside the portal, okay? Okay." Jet said with an intention of getting on Luna's pity side. Luna wasn't sure how to handle this.

"I can be your friend." She said with a weak voice.

"I don't want to hurt you though is the problem. I have a past of being unnaturally mean for no reason. My hypothesis is that all the flux building up inside me cause this." Jet spoke with hope that she would just leave him alone by freaking her out. The opposite happened.

"I could cleanse you of this flux, but I must know how you abtain it. This knowledge would be useful for the clearing and future reference."

"I think it's all the knowledge of this magic leading to the flux and instability of my mind. There is no pain in it, just some psychological problems." Jet was now boarding a train with Luna as they talked.

"May I look into your brain for inspection?" Luna asked.

"Find, but not here." Jet said but Luna still didn't listen to his 'not here.' What she saw would scar her for life.

"Your past, it's horrible!" She said five minutes later.

"Well that's your opinion and I respect that, just try not to brag about yours." Jet said.

"I don't think mine was anywhere near good, but it's like paradise to yours."

"I feel their is a lack of communication going on. What so bad about it?" Jet asked, know what was going on.

"I just looked at all your feelings through out your life only, and it was really sad. It starts with you being born, then when your 1 year old, you start to have feelings. You were fine until 2 months after that. It shows a long period of fear, sadness, and mixed personally. For six years you had that feeling of sadness until it faded away, then hate took over. You were then hit with more fear than before, and a elongated period of sadness. Many things went through you head as you started to build on a certain personality. This carried you for 2 more years until you started to act, feel, and breathe, hatred towards everything. At your school, you killed many students and teachers, made your brother into a slave of yours. Killed off your parents, and left no regret. You then Aran away from them and left to life alone in a forest with constant hunger and pain. I can see you once had a companion that you grew fond of, a wolf. He was taken by an angry bear which you killed and ate. You forget less important things, like your birthday, age, and time. You got very little sleep and only learn from an old book you found from an abandoned house." Luna stopped there as Jet putter his finger onto her lips, shushing her.

"I don't wanna talk abo this anymore." Jet disheartenedly said. They boarded off the train and into Ponyville with many ponies staring with confusion.

"From what I have seen, I don't think you would want to talk about that anytime some." Luna look around herself seeing the confused ponies. "Why are they staring? I know I'm a princess but we don't get this much attention. Got any idea Jet?"

"I sorta kinda mighta havea reputation here for being mean. I also have good ideas, but reality always gets in the way." Jet glances at the castle and Luna does as well.

"Twilight is not feeling well after what you did to her, you should apologize, I shall accompany you." She leads the way to the front door and knocks.

"Coming!" Twilight jumps as she see both Jet and Luna. "Ooooo Luna, I wasn't expecting you and Jet, what do you want?" Her voice change after she said Jet's name.

"He has come to apologize on his behalf for harassing you." Luna said.

"I don't want to be his friend after what he has done to me and my friends." Twilight said letting Luna in to the room where Jet came the first time in Ponyville. She block Jet but Luna gestured her to move.

"I guess you owe me an apology." Jet said with a hurt face.

"You're wrong, you owe me the apology." Twilight said with an angry glance.

"Fine, I'm sowwy. Okay I said it." Jet said reluctantly.

"I want more." Twilight said still with her face of disgrace.

"Fine, I will also teach you how to make life, that good nuff." Jet said annoyed

Twilight was taken aback by this offer. The only magic that can make life would be far magic.

"No enough, fine how about boots that make you clime/swim super fast as well as increase in jump height."

Not only did Twilight mouth hang agape, Luna's astonishment was shown as well.

"I accept this apology of yours but it not needed for this type of generosity, I want time alone is all. Can you guys leave now?" Twilight got up and walk to another room.

"That leave was rather abrupt don't you think?" Luna and Jet left Twilights castle and they made there separate ways.

Wands, crafts, and headbutt

Wands, crafts, and headbutt

Luna came to Jet house with a couple pieces of iron. Twilight came a few minutes after Luna with a meter, by meter, by meter bookshelf. It was a whooping 160 pounds, but with her magic ability, she was able to move it.

"Why did you want this? It was so heavy." Twilight said to Jet with some anger and out of breath.

"For the lessons on my favorite type of magic." Jet said as they all sat down in a triangle.

"Why can't you just teach me the ability to create life without this bookshelf?"

"You'll see." Jet said.

Jet had taken some of the iron in a cast and place it upon a sheet of charcoal, which he then had ignited. The fire glowed with intencity as the cast slowly filled up with molten iron. The cast was a semi-dome and wall as thick as an inch. After about an hour of casting, the charcoal stopped burning and was thrown in the trash. Jet took the cast and placed it in some water to cool off.

"All you are show us is basic smeltery. I do not see where this has any relations with creating life." Luna gave a disappointing look as she stood up.

"I'm making a cap for the iron-capped wood wand." Jet realize what he just said as it barely made sense if it were explained to another human.

"A wand? What would you need that for?" Twilight asked.

"There for controlling vis. Later to be used as a way of casting foci and crafting purposes." Jet replied.

Twilight gave a confused look as she never heard of such things for magic. It was a first for her when he used the words so clearly, his chatter would always contain improper grammar.

"What type of foci? What's vis? What type of crafting?" Twilight asked in rather quick succession. Luna wonder the same.

"Some foci will blow up things, others will help with basic things like making things levitate."

"Unicorns can do this already, we do not need any wands to assist us." Luna spoke.

"Vis is a type of element. There are six I think. Aer, Terra, Ignis, Aqua, Ordo, and Perditio. They are in everything, living or not living. The crafting is where you use this vis in order to make things that assist your quest in this type of magic." Jet said.

"Did you create this magic?" Twilight asked.

"Pretty much. I was just thinking that this atmosphere was perfect for this magic, and that there are these tree called silverwood trees."

"What do you plan to do with those trees?"

"When a silverwood tree grows, it has a 1/100 chance of generating a node, which contain this vis." Jet move the cast out of the water and placed it onto a desk. Then moved a new cast under the charcoal stand. He reloaded the charcoal and placed some iron pieces.

"So all we have to do is wait until you complete these caps?" Twilight said impatiently.

"It should take around 4 hours at most. You probably can't rea that clock on the wall, I tell you that it says it's 9:52. Come back at 2. Mmmkay?" Jet said with a bit of hate.

"I can read just fine. You don't need to treat me like I'm unintelligent. I'll be back as I need to research more about this magic." Twilight left.

"Luna, I need you to gather me some silverwood tree plant saplings." Jet requested.

"Fine, but I want something in return."

"What?"

"I want you to tell the truth to me. Why do you hate on everything?" There was 8 second pause.

"The reason I hate everything is of how I like to hurt others. Sowwy if that is kinda creepy but it's my personality. I also might have made a deal with the Devil." The last part was barely audible.

"Why would you sell your soul?!?" Luna look angry because she knew what doing this can't be changed.

"I wanted a Twinkie." Jet said with a poker face.

"That is unacceptable behavior Jet. You just can't do this with you life on the line." Luna said.

"Ok, it won't happen again." Jet scraped his eye with a finger then layed down on the bed.

"No I will help you build another soul and gift it to you." Luna said.

"Are you suggesting making a baby with me?" Jet said.

"What? No, that not what I meant."

"Me too."

"What?"

"Sure am"

Luna walk out the door and flu away to the train station. Jet smirked because he knew Luna wouldn't come back. He realized what he just did because he forgot she was her only friend and if he lost her, he would loss so much ego and hope.

A let down to the ground around town.

"When your birthday?" Pinkie asked as she popped up on Jet as he mixed the metals he was smelting.

"Dunno. Probably sometime around last week. Maybe the Friday." Jet said with a look of concentration on his task.

"What!? Why did you not tell me that it was your birthday. I could have thrown you a party." Pinkie got sad as she was disappointed. She only started to talk to him because he made things up with Twilight.

"My last birthday was 9 years ago, maybe 10. Who cares about my birthday anyway. I had no friends that would say, 'happy birthday' or even a family member that would remember me." Jet gave a sign as he lifted up the final peice of his second cap.

"That's sad. Maybe I could help make you feel better by throwing you a birthday and welcome to Ponyville party. It will be so much fun."

"On one condition, you make me laugh right here right now." Jet knew she couldn't do that.

"Ok. A school teacher ask the class, 'who ever answers my next question, can go home.' A filly throws her backpack out the window and the teacher asks, 'who threw that?' The filly looks at the teacher and says, 'Me, I'm going home." Pinkie laughed at her own joke.

"Heard it." Jet said. "You failed."

"Okay, what starts with F and ends with K and means lots of excitement?"

"Firetruck."

"What pointy, penetrates, and comes with quivers?"

"An arrow, this is getting boring. I'm just going to say you lose." Jet placed both caps on a table and walk outside along with Pinkie.

"Can I just hang out with you if you don't want to have a party?"

"K." Jet bent over to pick up a stick and examined it. "Not this one." He said aloud. He did the same thing to three more sticks.

"What are you doing?" Pinkie asked.

"Looking for a straight stick for the wand. Why?"

Pinkie gave a smile. "A wand? What would you need that for? No wait don't answer that, lemme guess. Is it for magic?"

"Yah, how do you know?" Jet said with pure interest.

"What else do you use a wand for? Fetch with a dog?" Pinkie giggle.

"Speaking of dogs," He picked up a stick and chucked it like 25 meters. "Go get it Pinkie, come on, go get it."

"Okay" Pinkie ran to the stick and Jet ran the opposite direction.

He lost her, for now. All he wanted to do was focus. He look back at his house and noticed Luna was there at the front door with some tree saplings. Jet walked behind her and tapped her shoulder area. Luna turned her head with a small jump.

"You scared me, I thought you'd be inside. What's with the stick?" She asked

"The wand handle." He said. They both went inside and Luna laid out the plants.

"How and where do you expect to grow these?" Luna asked

"I will ask sombody with magic that came speed up time." He said. "As for where, I was thinking in my backyard."

"Ok, but how do you expect to hide it from any guards of this village to not notice?"

"What do you mean?"

"Silverwood trees are illegal to grow in any ponies backyard. I thought you just wanted the saplings for making the wand." Luna's expression became one of fear as she realized she was assisting a criminal.

"Why? Does it have effects on ponies around it?" Jet ask

"Yes, it makes then more colorful and vibrant. Consuming it's fruit could lead to the mare getting pregnant."

"So what your saying is that it's illegal to dye ponies. Even if it's natural on them?"

"It may sound silly, but the colors can effect there personalities."

"Cool. I like your personaltitties." Jet said without thought.

"What?"

"Never mind"

As jet capped the stick with his hands, he then it magically sealed itself. He then pointed it at object around the room. It was a mere 2/3 pound.

"Can I hold it?" Luna held the wooden part as she moved it around. "I like it."

"Noice."

"So, about those trees, the only legal place you can plant those in would be in the Crystal Empire's gardens." Luna said with a smile on her face.

"What's with that smile?"

"We will be going together, it will be so much fun." Luna clapped her hooves together.

Knock, knock, knock.

Twilight was invited in as she unpacked her bag. It was filled with some of the things Jet had requested.

"I got you now of the things you need. There's, a small table that I shrunk for easier travel. There a bit of gold, some pieces of glass, a red gem, also known as a ruby, a blue gem, or sapphire, a green gem, aka emerald, a yellow gem, aka pyrite, a white gem, aka quarts, and dark grey gems, aka cassiterite. It wasn't easy to get these ya know." Twilight said as she layed down the objects along the table.

"Cassiterite? That tin. I can't use that." Jet spoke with care not to hurt Twilight.

"Oooo. It's okay, I'll get a new type that would work. What rock are you looking for?"

"Not a rock, a mineral or gem. Maybe some black sappire?" Jet studied Twilight's face as she gave a small surprised look because she always thought sappires were all blue.

"Ok, I'll be back."

"Come back tomorrow, I'm going out with Luna for a while."

"Where?"

"Somewhere called Crystal Empire to grow the silverwood trees." Jet saw Twilight bright up.

"Can I come? I want to meet my brother and his wife, Princess Cadence."

"Fine, but you have to grow the tree with a spell of something."

"What?"

"You must grow the silverwood tree with some type of growth spell that would speed up the process of growing. Maybe you make it grow to the age of 12 or something."

"I can't do that directly, but maybe I can enchant a water can and make it grow a lot faster. And I could make the water never run out."

"Cool."

They all left.

Author's Note

Where did pinkie go?

Who steals during the day?

It was sunset and Pinkie Pie had alr day set up a party in Jet house, he however was said to be doing something important and that he would return around 6. Pinkie took this opportunity to plan a surprise party behind his back, even though she knew he wouldn't like it. Jet was across the town looking for quills and parchments. He got the money on take it from fluttershy, saying it was to cover the cost of a gift to Twilight and didn't have any money. She gave him 15 bits which was enough for 4 bottles of ink and 60 pieces of parchment. As he was heading back to his home he caught sight of Luna flying above him look down with a sigh of relief and concern.

"Jet! It's so great to see you. I just wanted to let you know Celestia noticed you were missing and is on a lookout for you. Please watch where you go, it might..." Luna wasn't able to complete that sentence. It wasn't her time or her place. She froze in her track as Celestia was flying towards them. With a quick shock spell, she used her magic in a beam of lightning, only to be stopped by Luna's sheild.

"What have you been doing with him Luna? He isn't meant to be here as he threatened Twilight." Celestia gave a look of. 'You can't be here'

"He's changed. He made up with Twilight and they are now good friends. I, myself, like him as a friends, and you should to. He's done nothing wrong after I let him out and he had plenty of chances to do so. I think that proves his loyalty. Luna said as she picked up Jet.

"I still have to confront Twilight if he could stay, she hasn't reported and friendship notes recently." Celestia glanced at Jet as he coughed to signal that h was about to say something.

"I got one. Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. So give up important things to be with your friends."

Celestia took this into thought. She hadn't thought of this before.

"I got one more. True friends stab you in the front."

"How do you know that?" Luna asked.

"Experience. Most my friends died in the fire, the he others just left me after saying I lit the fire on purpose. I don't know what happened because the printer I was using erupted with Sparks and it set the carpet on fire."

"So it wasn't your fault about the fire then."

"Well kinda, I mean it took a lot of effort to not put the fire out with the bucket of mop water in the closet right next to it."

"Why didn't you put it out then."

"Because I hated the school. All the teachers were mean saying I couldn't have a nap during recess."

"That some pathetic excuse for burning a building." Luna emphasized the word burning.

"Jet I don't know where your from but that's some sad past you have. I want you to promise me that you won't hurt anypony again. This is your chance to have freedom." Celestia spoke up with a few signals that she was terrified of Jet's past.

"I promise."

"Pinkie promise?" Luna asked.

"Yes, I promise to the moon and back." Jet caught a glance of Luna taken aback a little. "That means I will have to travel to the moon if I break this lie. Humans use it all the time."

"I didn't know that you take promises so seriously." Luna said. 4 second pause.

"So, what have you been doing with Jet, Luna?" Celestia asked.

"We've been working on a project." Luna kept her talking at a minimum.

"What project?"

"Well the project hasn't really started yet and what we are doing now is just a preparation." Jet spoke.

"And what would this completed project do?" Jet took a few moments to think.

"I currently finished constructing the wand for the project. Tomorrow we will be headed to the Crystal Empire for powering the wand."

"Why the Crystal Empire?"

"I wonder that myself." Jet said. He then shared a whisper to Luna who only giggle.

"What did you say?" Celestia asked.

"Not a thing." Jet said quickly.

"No seriously. What."

"We. Are. Going. To. The. Empire. Stop tickling me Luna!" Jet said as he burst out laughing. Luna also laughed. Celestia was annoyed because she wasn't getting the information she wanted.

"For the last time, what will this project do? This is the last question I'll ask you for tonight." She said to Jet.

"Create life and pretty much destroy any need for food, water, sleep, and also provide a solid protection against heat, cold, damage, pressure, and air suffocation. This magical work can achieve the ability to change time, teleport, wards, and, probably the most important, a new dimension." This information flooded Celestia's mind as she nodded and left.

"That was interesting." Luna said.

They were both outside Jet's house, about to apen the door.

"I have something to ask you." Luna spoke up.

"What would that be?"

"But you must first promise me that you stay my friends." Jet nodded in agreement.

"I just wanted to say, I want you to stay with me." Luna hid behind her hooves.

"What do you mean?"

"I don't want to you to leave me. Can you stay here in equestria?" Luna spoke softly.

There was no hesitation from Jet.

"Of course I will, I can't leave anyway." Jet said.

"But I thought you said you could teleport with this type of magic. I was think you were just getting yourself home." Luna started to worry.

"Ooo yah. I guess I can get back to the 5th school where everyone hates me. And to get home where only my uncle would care not of me. And to all those 0 friends that I have. Or even to enemies that I have that want to kill me. I don't want to go back. Not alone or afraid." Jet spoke with passion.

"I guess you could say that your life was horrible and want something better. I can help you with that." Luna says.

"That's nice, thanks."

"Jet wait, do you want to spend the night together, with each other?"

"I'd love to." They both turn away from the door and started walking away from the house. They spot Pinoie Pie in the distance saying something soft.

"Wat?" Jet shouts.

"Go throught that door. NOW." Pinkie demands. This was unexpected. He knew she was crazy but this was weird. Her hair was the same. The only difference would be the ruffness in her voice.

"No." Jet says.

"O yes you will!" She says.

"Yah you're right. I will... Tomarrow."

"YOU CANNOT MISS MY PARTIES!"

"Easy with the caps lock."

Pinkie ran up to Jet hitting his chest, knocking him back to the door. Luckily the doorknob was missed.

"Now to inside."

"Is there a party in there?"

"Maybe." Pinkie gave a nervous smile. Creepy.

"You idiot, don't you see what you've done?"

"Did I do something wrong for throwing a party for a friend? I don't think so." Pinkie Pie approached Jet closely.

"There are silverwood saplings in my house. They make poniessomeponies crazy and more colorful. It's also illegal to plant one here because of this." Jet said.

Pinkie's smile became a one of fear, then hatred. "Why didn't you tell me?!?"

"Pinkie calm down." Luna said.

"How can I calm down? Everypony will be crazy if I don't do anything. Are there effects permanent?"

"Luna?"

"For the tree, yes. For the saplings, no." Luna said.

"O thank Celestia" Pinkie sighed in releif, then looked at Jet who somehow managed to get behind Luna.

"Three, two, one." Jet said as when he hit one, Pinkie sprinted to Luna.

Jet jumped on Luna and grabbed her wings. Luna gave a gasp to this. Jet's chest was on her back and moved both of his hands to the tips of Luna's wings and flapped violently. They both caught flight as he let go of her wings and Luna started to fly on her own. A cannon was heard where Pinkie was. A ball of confetti hit one of Luna's wings causing turbulence. Jet stumbled and fell off Luna. He was falling for what feeled like forever. Even though he didn't have a good life, he wasn't ready to give it up. He had just made a new friend, someone he cared about, and he didn't want to lose her.

"Gotcha." Luna had him placed on her back and into a sitting pose.

"Thanks, but I could've survived the fall." Jet said.

"I'm not taking any chances, best friend." Those were the words Jet could only dream of having. He felt happy and warm next to Luna. The feeling was mutual.

They continued throught the night, looking at the stars and the moon and the trees and the sunrise. It was nice to have someone be there for you.

What the freak is that

"You dare, are you ready? Who like minecraft?" Jet was with Luna in front of Twilight's castle.

"What?" Twilight asked as she opened the door.

"I asked if your ready."

They approached the station and was off to the Crystal Empire. Jet was carrying the silverwood saplings and Twilight had a book in hoof.

"Nerd, when do we reach the place?" Jet asked

"In half an hour. Why did you call me a nerd?" Twilight said.

"Because your holding a book"

They all made there way to the other station where they got out. Jet looked at Luna for directions and they continued to the park.

"Here's tree number one, here's tree number two... Here's tree number eight. All set." Jet gave a thumbs up. Twilights horn glowed with power as she read the book. With 2 seconds a 12 meter tree was in place f the saplings. Twilight cast a bubble sheild around Luna and herself.

Jet looked at the grass around the tree. It was slowly gaining a blue-ish hue. That was good, really good. The 1/100 chance of a node was insane and it was achieved on the first tree.

"This is it." He said.

"What's so special?" Luna asked.

"Twilight, can you cut this tree down with a spell please?"

Twilight's horn grew bright again as the tree started to topple over. A gasp was heard from both Luna and Twilight as they saw a small, black, and big ball of energy.

"I didn't know these tree were so special. That must be the node." Luna examine as she got closer. Trying to move it, only succeeding in destroying it.

"Luna!" Twilight said with disbelief.

"Aww." Jet said as he planted another tree.

Two hours later, a node finally spawned and they were staying away from it this time.

"Now look carefully." Jet pulled out his wand and aimed it at the node. Some other ponies were watching in awe.

An aura was coming out from the node into his wand. His wand stopped accepting the vis and Twilight wonder why.

"It's full."

They all stayed together in the Empire for some specific crystals. With no luck, they spent the rest of the day with Twilight's family.

Author's Note

It's not about size. It's about energy and power.

Towels are made for whipping

"Where did you get that suit?" Rarity said to Jet in astonishment. Jet had made a tight purple suit with golden strips with long sleeves. Worn over it was a black and gold cloak with crimson spandex inside and an enormous black cape encircling his head.

"I made it. Why?" He asked.

"It looks fabulous!" Rarity practically yelled fabulous.

"Your soufflé is exquisite."

"Isn't that a food?"

"Maybe."

Jet continued throught the town with Rarity by his side. She would keep staring at his cloths with astonishment. While in the town, Jet had gathered a few supplies for what he was doing. Many of Ponyville's residence were staring.

"Jet, if I may ask, can I study your style? It would mean so much to me. Please?" Rarity made a face like no other.

"Not now."

"So is that a yes?"

"Yah. Maybe tomorrow." Jet said sarcastically even thought he was fine with it.

"Ok." Rarity trotted off. "See you tomorrow."

Jet returned to his house to see the door opened. There was noise coming from inside, which sounded like talking.

"Hey-roo?" Jet called.

"In here." Twilight's voice said.

Jet walked in as Twilight was with Luna waiting in anticipation for him to return. There jaws dropped at his clothes.

"Those look cool." Twilight said. She then realized that she used the word 'cool.'

"They do look really good on you." Luna said. "Anyway, we are here to continue our research on your magic." Jet only smiled

"Alrighty then." He pulled out the iron capped wood wand and aimed it at the bookshelf. The vis expelled from the wand and as soon as all the vis went into the bookshelf, it transformed into one single book. The Thaumonicon. Twilight's and Luna's face expressed surprise.

"I've never seen that book before. Can I look inside it?" Twilight said steadfastly.

"We will open it together." Jet replied.

"When do we open it?" Luna asked.

"After I make the arcane workbench and the scribbling table." Jet pointed his wand at a square table and it transformed, leaving magical dust and a green cloth on it. A pattern was encoded into the cloth which made three by three boxes. He then placed the quills and ink on a separate rectangular table which looked like it did nothing.

"Ok, let's open it." Jet announced as they all sat down together in a couch.

"The book was heavy, around 30 pounds. The first page wasn't at all what Twilight or Luna had expected. There were tabs across the left side of the right page. The left page was blankly brownish-red. The first tab was pressed down to signify that there were on that page. The background over the book was purple with distant stars. There was also bubbles that appeared to be lighted and darkened.

"Is that the book you use to learn about spells. If that's the case then I'll take it home to read." Luna moved the book closer to her side only to be stopped by Twilight.

"No way. It's my bookshelf that made it and the nodes that the wand took to make the book. I'll take it. It'll probably take about a week for me to read it." Twilight lifted the book with magic onto her side of the table. Luna was about to interject but was signaled to stop with Jets hand.

"Ok, where to start? Jet help please?" Twilight glanced at him. He tapped a tab on the side of the book which was called artifice. He then tapped a hexagon with blue glass in the middle and gold around it. A page opened up and words wrote themselves on the left page. A picture of the object appeared and a 3 by 3 square did as well. Inside those boxes were objects that looked like shards.

"The thaumometer..." Twilight and Luna read on. Two minutes later they looked at the picture and wondered what it meant.

"It's the crafting recipe to make it. If you place those in the same order and with the right objects, it creates the thaumometer." Jet explained.

"So, can we make it now." Twilight questioned.

"We need these things called elemental shards, or something. They are found underground and by looting evil enemies. We should gather as much as we can because these are really important."

"Where do we begin?" Luna asked.

And so they all went on a three day trip around the world in caves and mineshafts looking for shards. Twilight brought Spike along to dig the "gems" up. He tried to eat an aqua shard which only made him barf up water. He noticed the shards were heavy at around 5 pounds each. Which adds up to 8 per trip back to Jets house.

Twilight looks for Ignis and Aqua shards which appear to be around water and lava. She had this on incident where Spike dropped an Aqua shard down a ravine, and into a pool of hot lava. It converted the lava into a really hot black stone. Twilight took note of this transformation and told herself to keep the shards apart.

Luna was in charge of looking for Earth and Aer shards. Earth shards appear under the dirt inside the top layer of stone. Aer shards appear inside mountains and more accurately, at high altitudes. Aer shards are lighter than air, meaning they float up if left without any assistance. Luna learned this the hard was as she used her magic to float next to her. She would let her magic go when she used another spell that removes dirt which lead to losing 20 Aer shards.

Jet had the most hardest job. He was assigned by himself, to get the Ordo and Perditio shards. Ordo would appear deep underground as well as Entropy shards. To deep infact and he would have to obtain it another way. He decided to summon a monster and destroy it to obtain these shards. He first went into the Everfree Forest and placed a few traps. It worked somewhat well. He managed to kill a few giant monsters. He 'farmed' these shards for a bit but they were heavy and had to take breaks for while until returning.

.

Author's Note

I like to say excuse me after I pass by.

You can live forever

"You didn't show up." Rarity said to Jet as they were both at Jet's house.

"Show up where?"

"My place. Remember you told me you'd show up and let me examine your style of clothing."

"No." Jet also gave a shake in his head.

"?How about right now then?"

"Maybe, tomorrow." Jet said.

"Why not?"

"I'm in the middle of fixing it." Rarity gasp.

"You mean to tell me that you wear that suit as a daily cloths? I thought it was for a special occasion." Rarity looked concerned.

"If you count meeting a princess as a special occation then yah."

"My place now!" Her horn glowed and they both ended up at Rarity's build.

"I will only agree with this if you answer this question. What causes a sonic boom?" Rarity gave her best guess.

"Is it going super fast?" This wasn't wrong.

"Let me rephrase the question. Why does a sonic boom happen?"

"Going super speed." Rarity was stumped.

"Have you ever seen a sonic boom, or at least a draw of it?"

"I experienced one first hoof. My friend Rainbow Dash might know the answer. Don't tell me you know." Rarity rolled her eyes.

"In order for me to tell you something you don't know, you must first have a bit of trust." Jet look at the window and saw rainbows in an unnatural shape, a line.

"Rainbow Dash!" Rarity called out. Immediately Rainbow came in throught the window and onto the floor rolling a out of control.

"There's a more effective safeguard for falling out of control y' know. It's called the parkour roll." Jet said. She glanced at him with disbelief and then astonishing look. She noticed his outfit and thought it looked awesome.

"Tell me about it." Rainbow demanded.

"I can demonstrate." Jet looked at Rarity, who was trying to clean the crash mess Dash made. They both ran upstairs and opened a window.

Jet jumped out the window and hit the ground. He immediately when into a roll and started to run in that direction.

"Cool." Rainbow said as Jet slowed to a stop.

"Rarity wanted to ask, why does a sonic boom happen? I know the answer, but only agreed to let her study me if she knew the answer."

"It's caused by me going fast."

"But why is there a loud pop and a shockwave effect then?"

"I dunno."

"Do you know who knows? Besides me."

"You can't know that unless Twilight told you. Ask her." She points her hoof in the direction of Twilight's castle.

Jet went to her door and knock 21 times.

"May I help you?" Twilight asked.

"Why is there a loud noise when a sonic boom happens?" Twilight was taken aback but answer...

"Sonic booms happen when something breaks the sound barrier. Breaking it causes the loud noise."

"If something is silent then can it make a sonic boom?"

"I think not. May I ask for the correct answer?"

"Fine, you deserve it. A sonic boom gets its boom when an object hits its own sound wave faster than those sound waves move. The sound comes from the friction between the object and the air. When all of the waves meat at the system, it creates a large boom."

Twilight mind exploded.

Author's Note

I am lonly

Sun stars

"Hey Luna, if you control the moon, and Celestia controls the sun. Who controls the stars?" Jet asked Luna, who only facepalmed.

"I control the night, which includes the moon, stars, and comets. Why do you ask?"

"Because the sun is a star."

"No it not. You have no idea what your talking about." Luna hugged him for his stupidity.

"Fine. What's a star then?"

"It's a fixed point in the sky that glows and emits it's own power and light."

"What's a sun."

"A ball of fire." She said looking confident.

"Wrong."

"What?"

"The sun is a star at the center of a solar system. A solar system is created when an object revolves around a star. This planet is orbiting that star and that makes a sun." Jet smiled

"So your saying I have the right to move the sun?"

"Yah. But only if you have the power to move it."

"Are you saying I'm not strong?" Luna got defensive.

"No. I'm just asking how big the sun is and how big the moon is." Jet resumed hugging her. "In mass"

"The moon is 7.35 x 10^22 kilograms. The sun is 1.989E30 kg." Luna spoke proudly.

"Nice. Do you want to watch the sun set twice today?"

"What do you mean?"

"I'll show you."

Jet and Luna traveled to her castle. At ground level, they both watched the sun set.

"It's all the way down, now what." Luna asked. Jet jumped on her back and pointed up.

"Let's fly up to the top tower." She went inside the castle and took the airlift which was air pushing up a long shaft. Luna stood inside, closed the door, then pressed a button. A gust of air shot out from the grid-looking floor. There must've been a large fan. She then spread her wings which immediately made them both reach the topmost floor.

They then jumped off a balcony and flu up the shadowy part of the structure. When they reached the highest point on the castle they didn't expect Celestia to be there starring directly into the sun. Jet shielded his eyes with his hands as they landed.

"Interesting, I didn't know you could experience the sunset twice. Thanks Jet." Luna placed Jet on the ground, who immediately stood up.

"No problematic enigmas." Jet replied.

"What's going on?" Celestia looked confused.

"Jet just showed me how to see the sun set twice in one minute. That's amazing!" Luna hugged Jet who only lifted her up like a baby.

"It also works with the moon rise and set. Speaking of the moon, are there days where the moon is red?" Jet asked.

"No." They both said together but then looked at each other.

"Jet, may I ask you a question?" Celestia asked.

"You just did." Jet pointed out. Does this count as a father joke?

"Ha Ha very funny." She fake laughed. "My friends, Twilight Sparkle, was questioning my knowledge. And was wondering if you could possibly be more smarter than me." Luna turned around and noticed this request.

"Silly grandma, of course I'm more smarter than you." Jet emphasized the word 'more.'

"Grandma?" She asked

"It means you're old."

"Uh-hu. So are you up to the challenge?" Celestia, well, challenged.

"Eh." Jet said yes.

"Ooooo this is going to be interesting. I'll prepare the challenge." Luna flu away leaving Jet with Celestia. 5 second pause.

"Do you like bananas? I like big, juicy, tasty, bananas" Jet saw her hold back a laugh.

"Is that the best you could do?"

"Fine. Uuuhhh, do you wanna know some facts about the sun?" Celestia nodded.

"Ok, the sun produces its own energy using its heat. Because of this extreme heat, nuclear fusion can happen. Nuclear fusion happens at the core of the sun. It's natural hydrogen gas gets squeezed so much that it's atoms convert to helium. The energy Is produced because some of the hydrogen's mass is converted to sunlight."

"Wow. I didn't know that." Celestia expressed interest. "Do you have any more info?"

"Yah, but it's just numbers and shit." Jet said without changing his smile. Celestia's smile fades at his words.

"Excuse me?"

"I only know the truth."

"No about your choice of words."

"Language? Did you know any words that dont have a rhyme?" Jet hoped that Celestia would forget his way of speech.

"Orange doesn't have a rhyme." Celestia said with intention of surprise.

"It does."

"No it doesn't.

"Door hinge rhymes with orange." Jet stumped her. After three seconds of thinking, Celestia resumed.

"How about purple?

"Nurple." Jet spoke with unease hope she wouldn't ask what it was.

"What's a nurple?"

Doe. "It's the act of twisting one's nipple. It's sorta slang." Jet said as Luna returned.

"I've gathered some cards and there answers." Luna announced.

"Ok, but I want something if I win." Jet said.

"What?" Celestia responded.

"I said, I want something if I win."

"I know but I was wondering what that would be." Celestia facepalmed with her hoof.

"I want a cauldron."

"And for me if I win, I want you to sing a love song."

Jet only nodded with a fake sad face.

Three hours later.

"I can't believe I lost." Celestia said. "And the category was sun!" She started to get angry.

"Loser." Jet taunted.

"Leave her alone." Luna requested. "She sad and wants to be alone." She got defensive.

"I'm sorry, is there anyway I can make out with you?" They both look at him with 'I can't believe you' faces.

"I'm sorry again, I get all period when I win against a bad more worst player than me." Jet shot at Celestia.

"Ignore it. I'll take him away." Luna whispered to Celestia. She then stopped comforting her and moved close to Jet, who was lying on the ground looking at the sky..

"The night wonderful, makes you wonder 'how could anyone reach that? It's impossible.' But humans did so. Around 30 years ago, we sent a human to the moon, and planted a flag there. We did the impossible." With this statement, Jet closed his eyes, not sleeping.

Luna just stood there in shock. Had humans really been to the moon, without magic? It took so much energy to banish her to the moon plus a lot of recoil on Celestia. How could they do it? These were all questions that Luna wanted to ask him but didn't want to disturb him.

"Sister, good night." Celestia left the tower and into her room.

Luna lifted Jet's arms and layed under him snugly falling fast asleep.

Author's Note

Life here is stupid.

Fluttershy Manipulations

"You've been spending a lot of time with Luna lately. Anything going on?" Fluttershy asked as she made a sandwich for her bunny. Who only disapproved. She signed and went back to making a new one.

"My dick goes on." Jet said, swaying his hips forward. He was in Fluttershy'e home. She only flinched at his words.

"No relationships or romance?"

"Ain't no body got time for dat." Jet said in .25 seconds.

"Ya'sure?" Fluttershy moved the plate on the ground and on it was a huge sandwich which her bunny rabbit thing looked satisfied.

"I want a sammich." Jet looked at Fluttershy who only signed and built another "burger."

Jet ate it happily the asked her to tie his shoe. She did so. Then he asked her to help him clean his house. They did that, though Jet sat down for most the time. After that he asked her to help him kill "poor and defenseless animals." This was where she stood up for herself.

"You have no right to take the lives of those animals! Why would you do that?!?" Fluttershy raised her voice as she pounced on him. She held her down though she was light and Jet could easily overpower her.

"I dunno, it's fun I guess." Jet said uncaring.

"Well you shouldn't kill animals for fun. That cruel and messed up. I might have to watch you from now on to make sure you don't hurt any living thing." She said.

"But you're hurting me right now."

"How? I've been treating you as if you're a deep friend. That saying I trust you." Fluttershy began to tear up. She started to walk away, but Jet placed his hand on her shoulder.

"I'm not trying to hurt you, but you have to understand that I need this for my upcoming meeting with Twilight and Luna." Jet was immediately pulled to the ground with magic.

Rarity has found Jet. She was searching for him for a long time. Jet had been hiding from her because she wanted to "examine" him. She then lifted him into the air with her magic.

"Sorry Fluttershy, I know you're spending time with him but I need him for his great ability in designing cloths." With this remark, she left Fluttershy to herself.
They both traveled to Rarity's house. Jet was under more uncomfortable than uncomfortable. He was "scared" par say.

"Now that I have set my wish, it is up for you to make it come true." Rarity said which made Jet look at her strangely.

"Why do you need me then? I could just give you my 'cloak.'" Jet then made his eyes crossed. "Hey, I'm Rarity, I make cloths and kidnap people to see there style of clothing. I sell my creations as if it were my own. Herk-a-herk-a-derk." This made Rarity's jaw drop.

"Sir, you do not insult me like that. I might just kick you out for that."

"It's not my fault, I just want to get my opinion out there that you're a poor, worthless, and ugly peice of shit. Is all." Jet nodded as if she was supposed to be agreeing.

Her face look insanely mad. Her eyes dilated as her horn grew. Jet stayed still and waited for his consequence. He suddenly was in a dark room with one candle. He noticed Rarity by a door.

"You listen here! I will not forgive you for this. And in order for you to leave. You must be on my good side." Rarity said angrily.

"Ok. Rarity... All my life I've never seen a mare so handsome..." Jet said suductively. He was however cut off mid-sentence.

"That not what I meant, and you call a girl beautiful instead of handsome. I was thinking that you will sew me a dress so I can study it." Rarity then shut the door leaving Jet alone.

I wonder if I fall asleep in heer. Jet wondered as he drifted of to a slumber.

8 hours past noon.

"Oh hay no." Rarity dumped water on Jet as he sprang up from the pile of cloths he was sleeping on.

"Good morning." Jet said in a Pinkie-ish way.

"Don't sleep. Make me a dress."

"I don't have your measurements. I also don't have..." Jet started listing all the words that don't have an English rhyme.

"There're right there." Rarity levitated a paper 3 feet away. She then shoved it in Jet's face.

"What are these?" Jet asked as he pulled them off his face. He then looked at them showing a unicorn and measurement.

"You'll find out." She then left with a shutting of the door.

"Ok. All I need is about 6 hours." Jet knew this was far more time than 30 minutes but he wanted to make a mask to cover his face.

Author's Note

Rarity's suit looks like this,mbut without the mask.
https://twitter.com/cheatyh/status/566045009074339840

A few dark things make light

Rarity had taken Jet dress design and applied it to all of her work. She was make buttloads of money, which she shared.

Jet was at his house with Luna and Twilight. They both watched him place the shards on the arcane workbench, from which they gathered, in the same pattern as in the book. It failed to craft.

"What's wrong?" Twilight asked.

"The wands low on vis. We need to go back to the Crystal Empire and gather me vis.

2 hours of waiting on the train, getting off, walking to the aura node, filling up the wand, walking back to the train, getting on the train, and waiting.

Jet had placed the wand close, around 8-12 inches from the middle square, and saw that the items were shrinking into small, white balls which collided with each other. They formed a big orb. The orb took the shape of a hexagon and began to gets its color. When the crafting was completed. Twilight and Luna gasp.

"I can see forever." Jet announced. "Behold the thaumometer."

He lifted the hexagon which weighed around 15 pounds and moved it around. The inner part of the hexagon was purple-blue glass which was giving off an aura. He pointed his tool at Twilight, then he notice on the side of the screen saying, "no known aspects make up this being."

"This thing is worthless." Jet said making Luna and Twilight facepalm.

Jet walked over to the table with the parchment and scribbling tools. They all looked over his shoulder's as they notice symbols in small circles. There was six of them.

"What are those?" Twilight took note of these on her notepad. Jet made a sketch pad for her out of clips and paper. Each paper was around 2 feet by 2 feet.

"These are aspects, they are made for researching and combining."

"Can you combine some of them?" Luna asked.

Jet tapped the circle with his wand, he dragged the wand across the table as the selected aspect followed under it. He placed the circle on one of the two drilled out holds which it fell in. He put an Aer and Ignis in both hold. Then he tapped the two pointing at each other which made a Lux aspect.

"Wow! What is that?" Luna ask as Twilight jotted down more notes.

"I used the Ignis aspect and the Aer aspect and got Lux. Now I can scan fire with the Thaumometer." Jet picked up the thaumometer and pointed it at the candle sitting on the small, makeshift chandelier. A ticking noise was heard and then a bunch of Lux aspects went into Jet heart. It didn't hurt but made him confused.

"Where did it go?" Twilight asked. She turned the page of her notepad onto a blank page.

"It right here." Luna said as she pointed to the table. Indeed the Lux aspects gained a few numbers as Jet layed the thaumometer next to the table.

"I think that's enough for today. I want to spend some time in the stores." Jet said as he picked up a sack of coins.

"I'll go with you, I have nothing else to do today." Luna "stood" up as she approached Jet who only smiled.

"You coming too?" Jet asked Twilight.

"Sure, I have a few more hours till I need to meet up with the gang." Twilight looked at the thaumometer as she levitated it with her magic. "May I hold onto this until tomorrow?"

"Ok, fine, do whatever you want. I see how it is." Jet replied. Twilights rolled her eyes as she took the tool and placed it in a bag. You could still see about 15% of it sticking out.

"Let's go." Jet, Twilight and Luna walked into town, but they were immediately noticed by some of the ponies. They seemed to be bowing at Luna. Jet walked in front of Luna.

"At ease everyone, we have come to take your land. No hard feelings, just...business." Jet put his hands together as all of ponies ran away.

"That wasn't necessary Jet. I could've handle it." Luna said. Jet only have a 'your welcome' face.

They all walked into town as he studied the market. He noticed something that he could use. A piano.

"How much for the piano?" Jet ask the salesman. It wasn't the best of pianos in his opinion.

"I highly doubt that you could play this instrument. I will only sell it to those who know how to play." He didn't know what he was getting into.

"So it must be that then so it yes." The salesman gave a 'what' look.

Jet sat down on the chair and placed his hand on the keys. He pressed a few notes to get general feel of it. He started to play Jungle Bells which astonished the salesman. When he finished, he looked at the man and asked for the price.

"Fine, say 400 bits." Jet looked at him with a grin.

After he paid, he pulled out his wand and pointed it at the piano, he then noticed a dropping of bags. Twilight slapped the wand out of his hands.

"What did you do that for?" Jet picked up the wand and placed it inside his pocket.

"You don't have the experience to do magic, even with a wand. Levitation takes lots of training and concentration. And using the wand without me without me documenting it is not acceptable behavior." Twilight said then she apologized to the salesman for shouting.

Jet pulled out his wand, tapped the tip, which glowed, and pointed it at Twilight as her body was facing the opposite direction.

"Wingardium Leviosa!" Jet said straight out of a Harry Potter book. Twilight levitated which surprised her. This also made the salesman to duck into his stall.

Jet moved the wand towards him. Her flipped his wand making Twilight spin up-side down.

"Stop that!" Twilight yelled. She used her own magic to lift Jet up.

"Looks like we've hit a staple mate."

"Stalemate. It's pronounced stalemate."

Twilight lifted the wand out of Jet's hands which made the spell to cancel causing her to fall. She hit the ground hard, canceling her spell on Jet who did a nice parkour roll. He grabbed the wand and hid it in his cloak.

Jet walked to Twilight. "Are you ok?" Jet lifted her up. She looked ok, except for the dirt.

"What happen?" Luna asked from right behind Jet. Her mouth was biting on the handle of the bags. She was also levitating some bags. And when I mean some I mean a lot.

"She attacked me. I think dark magic is acting upon Twilight." Jet started to look sad.

"Ooo no. We must take her to Celestia. Only she knows how to rid her of this dark magic!" With a blinding light from her horn, she was instantly teleported to the castle in Canterlot.

That was interesting. Jet thought as he pushed the piano to his house, though he didn't move it.

"Hot damn" He said aloud. He noticed three fillies looking at his as if he were stupid.

"Wat?" Jet asked

"It looks like your having trouble. Is there anyway we can help?" There apparent leader asked. They were in a triangle formation with a Pegasus in the front, unicorn on the right, and normal pony on the other right.

"Yah, my name is Jet, and I command you. Take this and buy as much eggs as you can." Jet tossed tha bag at her. She caught it with a hoof.

"Ok, my name is Scootaloo. This is Sweetie Bell, and this is Applebloom." She jesture to the unicorn first then to Applebloom.

"Sup, Scotch, QT, and Applebee's. Now when your done, meet me here, or at my place." They looked at him with distrust in his eyes but went out to get the eggs. He told them where he lived and resumed pushing the piano. He tried so hard and got nowhere.

Just then Rainbow Dash landed a few meters away and had a look of 'I'm about to get revenge' on her face. Jet quickly turn.

"Hheeeyyy there, SuckMy Ash." Jet smirked at her new nickname. Rainbow advanced closer who was almost to close.

"Uhhh, I need an adult." Jet said looking at her with his head jointed back.

"It's payback time." Rainbow pounced on Jet who was prepared. He dodged right and place his hand on her neck. At the right time and place he applied pressure to the spot. It was a paralyzing pressure point which he learned when he was with Twilight.

Rainbow Dash stopped flapping her wings and layed unconscious. She was caught by Jet who placed her on his shoulders. He knocked on the stall where the pony who sold him the piano was camping. He came out.

"What can I do for you?"

"Can you watch this piano? I have something very important that needs to be taken care of now." He nodded and Jet left to the egg market. On his way there he saw the three fillies with around 8 dozen of eggs.

Scootaloo looked at the fainted Rainbow Dash with consern. "What did you do to her?" She asked

"Paralyzed her, she attacked me and I acted in self defense. It will only last temporary. Anyway did you get the eggs?" They nodded as they placed the eggs on the path. Jet placed Rainbow down as he stacked the egg containers. He open the first dozen and picked up an egg.

"What are you going to do with that sir?" Applebloom asked. She saw Jet approach Rainbow Dash with the egg.

Jet broke the egg by cracking it on the ground and pouring it over her. He did this with two more eggs.

"Want to help?" He gave each of the fillies a container. They shrugged with each other and help Jet soak Rainbow Dash with eggs. He used 4 dozens on her and saved the rest. She was filthy, eggs on her hair, face, legs, arms, hoofs, belly, and tail.

"So do you want a reward?" Jet asked. The fillies nodded. "Ok here."

Jet pulled three Ordo shards and gave each filly one.

"These work in weird ways. Just point it at something and it levitates. Once used, it disappears." The ponies thanked him and Jet moved back to the piano.

An hour of moving a piano later.

Jet got it home.

Author's Note

The song is the simple version

Time control

Time control

"What? How?" Twilight was astonished at what Jet had Thaumic crafted. He made an ordinary stopwatch, which he word on his wrist. This stopwatch was crafted with a clock, 2 Ordo shards, and 5 of each vis from the wand.

"It altars my own since of time. In my opinion, it's a universal exploit." Jet pressed the button. His FoV expanded as he noticed Twilight stop mid writing. She was taking notes.

Jet moved around normal for him, but for Twilight, he was moving at around the speed of the tip of a whip, which is faster than sound. In his wake, he made a small sonic boom, which blew away some cloths on the ground as well as curtains, and towels. He pressed the button after he walk behind Twilight.

"Where did you go?" Twilight looked around, when she saw Jet she jumped. "I-I what?"

Twilight took down notes on the devise, which was a lot of notes. She thanked him for letting her watch him in his studies and left with a feeling of 'I can't believe it.'

Jet knew this device was extremely dangerous. If he were to move anything at this device's control. It would most like kill someone on impact. Even paper.

Jet desided to spend the rest of the day with Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom. He found them at the school where they were playing outside which appeared to be tag or something. He noticed the amount of children at the school, around 25. He remembered back in the human wear a school could hold around 600-900 in middle school. And even more in elementary.

"Hey." Jet approach the trio as they stopped playing.

"Hey Jet, it's been a while. Hows it going?" Scootaloo asked.

"Good, good. Do you know where Rainbow Dash lives?"

"Yah, she lives in Cloudsdale up there." She points to a spot in the sky. It appeared blank.

"I don't see it."

"It's extremely high, you'll need a balloon to reach it."

"Or a jetpack." Jet said. The fillies looked confused. "Oops, did I say jetpack? I meant rocket belt." The trio only looked like jet pack as insane.

"A rocket belt uses fuels like coal, charcoal, and peat. As well as an oxidizer. Like liquid oxygen or water. The rocket belt mixes these things together and create combustions, which shoots a person in the air due to Newton's third law, where every actio has an opposite and equal reactions. The force pushing on the ground will cause another force to repel upwards on being using the jetpack." Jet explained.

"Ooookay. Well have a good one." Jet left with intentions of making a rocket belt.

While walking to the stores. Rainbow Dash pounced angrily on top of Jet. She was cleaned up from last time and had intentions of destroying him.

"You're gonna pay for that prank!" Rainbow Dash shouted almost 1 foot away from Jet's face.

Jet reached down his pants, and into his pockets. He tapped the stopwatch and everything froze. Jet pushed Rainbow Dash up and in doing so, shot her up so high, you could only see a spark that represented her.

Jet offed the watch and tried to catch a glimpse of her. After 2-3 minutes she was flying straight down and into a cone shape appeared on her snout. Jet forsaw a sonic boom and tapped the watch again. He saw Rainbow moving straight down as fast as Jet walked. His estimate would have Rainbow Dash close to the ground in 5-7 minutes (his time).

Jet looked around and saw a rock the size of a car. He lifted it up, which was somewhat light dew to the time slowdown. He moved the rock under Rainbow's fall and kicked the rock straight up. After 3 seconds after the kick, he moved out of the way and into a safe place.

He stopped the time-manipulation. What he saw was extremely funny. When he stopped the rock was traveling up the same speed Rainbow Dash was traveling down. When she saw the rock, it was already to late. She crashed into the rock causing the rock to move up, and her to move down. For around 3 seconds, she stayed motionless on the now falling rock. Jet left the scene.

Rainbow dash crashed onto the pathway into a small crater and layed there with two broken wings, a broken front and back hoof. And got scrapes of the rocks underneath her. She was reported to the hospital and was said to be released in 8 months.

Author's Note

I don't think RD likes Jet.

Crucible Flux

Three days after sending Rainbow Dash to the hospital, Jet was confronted by two guards of the royal princess, Celestia. They told him that she wanted to give him a gift as a reward for something they weren't told about and that he knew exactly what she meant.

"In this box you will find that reward, however she said it is very heavy and if you need assistance we are right here." A guard said in his batman voice.

"We'll leave as some as you unpack this treasure." The other spoke. They were both males.

"Fine." Jet replied.

He opened the cardboard box by taking a knife from the kitchen and cut the tape. Inside was a cauldron which had a label of the sun. It was a round cauldron made up of black stones, probably obsidian of basalt.

"Why would she send you that?" The first guard asked.

"I won it fairly. The friendly competition was a test of her knowledge against mine." They gave a look of surprise. "Luna tested us and it turns out I'm smarter. If I lost however she wanted me to sing a song."

"So you're smarter than the princess? That incredible. How old are you?" Jet wondered why they asked this question.

"Twenni won." Jet said even though he was younger than this. A lot younger in fact.

"Awesome. So, do you need help moving this?" He jestured to the crate.

"I got it." Jet walked into his room to find a Ordo shard. He walked out with it and pointed it at the cauldron. The shard split into millions of small pieces and encircled the item. He moved his hand up which pulled the cauldron out of the box. He had to open the double window to get it throught because it was to big to fit throught the door.

"K thanks bye." Jet shut the door and placed the cauldron down next to the bathroom area. His house recently got a make over. Instead of the walls being made of wood. It was made of concrete and painted over it with green fire resistant material. When the cauldron touched the ground, the effects of the shard vanished and he could no longer control it mentally.

He filled the cauldron with water from the bathroom sink, which was easy to do because he prepared for this. He then pulled the wand from his pocket and zapped it with 5 vis of each aspect. The wand was at a perfect 10,10,10,10,10,10 vis. Carrying a max of 20 for each type. Aer, Ignis, Aqua, Terra, Ordo, and Entropy (Perditio).

With this zap, the cauldron was transformed into a crucible,. The sun symbols were not longer there as the marks of thaumcraft replaced it.

The water filled to the top and Jet offed it. He opened the Thaumonicon and flipped throught some tabs and saw what he was looking for. He walked over to the scribbling table and tapped the item, it was called nitor. With the word, Research, pressed down. Invisible forced move the quill and the paper provided into a puzzle. There showed the symbol Lux on one side and Ignis on the other. They were hexagons on a sheet with one hexagon inbetween them. He used his wand and dragged an Aer aspect to the missing hexagon, after he did this he saw the parchment roll up saying completed. As sone as he touched it, it vaporized and he absorbed it unplanned. The page in the Thaumonicon was then filled with more words on the nitor, and a crafting recipe.

The recipe showed three aspects, Ignis, Lux and Potentia.

Hmmm. Where to get Potentia... I know, coco beans. They contain Potentia. Jet thought as he closed the book, grabbed some bits and headed out to look for Pinkie Pie.

She was the saleswoman at the nearby bakery. She made cookies, cakes, breads, donuts. Pretty much anything. She must how some coco beans. Right?

Jet arrived at Sugercube Corner. The place where Pinkie worked. He walked in to see a small line of customers. He went in the back of the line. In front of him was a female looking pony. She turned and looked at him.

"Hello human, my name is Lyra. What's your name?" Lyra asked. She was a cyan color, more green though. Is it racist by color coding ponies?

"Good morning." It was around noon. "My name is Jet. I come here to get cocoa beans from Pinkie. Is she your friend?" Jet noticed that Pinkie from the opposite side of the serving counter her ear twitched.

"She is friends with everypony. Is she your friend?"

"No. I don't want to be her friends. Also please don't tell Pinkie I said that."

Right after Jet said that. Pinkie came rushing down the line while another pony took her place. She looked at them with suprise.

"I'm not your friend?" She asked.

"Noooo." Jet said sarcastically. This confused Pinkie.

"So how do I become friends with you?" Pinkie tryed to hold back a deep but small hatred within herself.

"Get me a pet from Fluttershy after I buy some coco beans." Jet noticed that she brighten up.

"Alrighty." Pinkie ripped away into the storage room looking for the beans.

Jet pulled out an egg from his suit. He was carrying only one. Lyra backed away as he squeezed the egg which broke and made all the inside speed onto his hand.

As pinkie came back she placed the sack that was holding the beans. Jet handed her the cost and then offered a hug. She accepted.

Jet moved his egg-ed hand into her mane. She didn't know this was happening. Jet cleaned his hand with her mane as a tower and Lyra was holding back a laugh. When they finished the egg shells stayed in her mane as the yolk ran down and hit he head.

She squeaked. She started to push Jet away and pressed her hoof on her mane. As she did this, Jet tapped the stopwatch. He named the stopwatch, Fomotemp, for its slow down effect. He moved at sonic speeds as he lifted the beans, walked out the door and looked through the window. He tapped Fomotemp again to stop the effect. Pinkie then shook her whole body like a dog would when it gets wet. Everyone gets egg-ed.

Jet returned home with the beans and realized he didn't have the thaumometer to scan the beans. It was needed to harness the Potenta out of them in the crusible. Twilight had it last so he went to the castle.

He knocked on the door. Twilight opened it with embarrassment. "Hey." She said as she walked outside and closed the door.

"Sup. I need the thaumometer back for scanning these." He opened the bag for her to see the beans.

"Why?"

"I wanta know the aspect of beans, is all."

Twilight looked at the ground then to him and sighed.

Is she hiding something? Jet wondered.

"I have a confession to make, I sorta... Broke the meter." Twilight turned away in shame.

"Ok, but can I see it?"

"No, I sent it to Celestia to get it fixed. I thought she would be able to. I hope this doesn't downgrade your studies with me." Twilight looked at the ground again.

"It won't, the aspects scanned go directly to the person who scanned it's soul. They carry it anywhere. If you scan something in the close enough range of someone, they too get the aspects. Anyway, we need to go to the princess's headquarters and retrieve that thaumometer."

"Or you could just ask me." They both turned around. Celestia was right there looking at them. They both saw the thaumometer in her mouth. She was holding it like a disk.

"I'll just take that off your hands and present this never happened." Jet said as he reached for the meter. Celestia, however, placed a hoof holding him from getting any closer.

She placed the thaumometer down and levitated it. "I couldn't fix the crack Twilight. Whatever magic that this makes is incrediblely strong. How did you manage to break it?" She asked Twilight. Jet tapped Fomotemp. He moved and picked the meter from the air. It broke from the magic and he moved back to his original spot. It was true, the outer ring was cracked. He tapped Fomotemp again.

Celestia flinched as her horn just shut off. She then noticed the thaumometer in Jet's hands. "What? How?" She was confused as Twilight's jaw dropped. Not from the watch, but to defy Celestia.

"I just lifted it from where it was open time and space?"

"Put how could you move that fast?"

"The better question would be, why not." Jet smirked. Twilight used her magic to lift the thaumometer.

Jet tugged against the meter as well but she wasn't letting go. Jet applied more force to overpower her. She did the same with her magic. The light from her horn grew huge for the horn. Jet gave a lot more power, Twilight matched it. The fight was broken by Celestia who levitated the tool up. Jet let go of it.

"Aww." Jet said.

"That's now Celestia's Jet. It is not your anymore." Twilight defended Celestia.

"But I. Fine you can keep it." Jet left on the path to his house. He made a U turn which made him spy on Celestia and Twilight. He noticed that she was talking to Twilight while showing the thaumometer off.

Jet pressed Fomotemp. This made the mouth of Celestia stop. He walked over to her, snapped his fingers to make sure, then reached the meter. He pulled it and the magic around it disapated. He then walked away. He tapped Fomotemp again while still spying on her.

"...and as, where'd it go?" Both of them looked around for the missing thaumometer. Jet left to go to his house with it.

5 minutes later, Jet received a knock from the door. He opened it and saw Celestia and Twilight with an angry face.

"May I help you with nothing?" Jet asked.

"Yah, where did you put it?" Twilight asked. Celestia gave a dissapointing look to him.

"I asked for nothing and you said yes, then you asked for help. You failure." Jet said.

"Jet, than enough. Give back her thaumometer. It's hers and not yours. You should know better than not to steal."

"No." Jet crossed his arms then only half shrugged.

"I'll take it by force." Jet stepped behind a wall as Celestia ran in. Jet was smart, he tripped her with his foot. He then grabbed the grappling hook and whipped it around her and her horn. She was then tied to a bed post. Twilight was stunned by this action and Jet took advantage of this. He placed another coat of rope around her horn and body and tied her to the bed post the opposite side of Celestia.

"I trapped you." Jet taunted.

"Let go of us." Twilight shouted. Jet only took the paper from his desk and started to draw them.

Two hours later, he finished drawing and showed it to them. They both were confused. Jet then taped it to the wall and lifted Celestia, still in the ropes. She was heavy, but now heavy enough. He lifted her outside and then onto the train to Canterlot. 46 minutes tater, they got off with everyone staring. He turned the dial on Fomotemp to make his sense of time 5x Celestia's, so she wouldn't die of the movement through space.

Jet walked through the 5x slower crowd and walked to the castle gates.

"Hhhhhaaaaalllllttttt." There voices were distorted by being lower in tone, and slow.

Jet walked around them and kicked the door open, but not hard just enough to open it. He walked up the familiar looking stairs and located Luna. As he reached her, he turned Fomotemp off and coughed.

"Hello Jet, why is Celestia wrapped up in your hooves?" Luna approached Celestia and released her. She fell to the ground.

"Thanks Luna. Jet do you have an apology?"

"I'm sorry for you being mean to me."

"No, that's not it."

"I'm sorry for you stealing from me, and can I have some dinner? I'm starving."

"No."

"To dinner or the apology?"

"You can have some, it's inside the dining hall." Luna said. Celestia lifted up Jet with her magic. Jet could still move his arms but couldn't way any more.

"You are in big trouble." Jet and Celestia said at the same time.

Jet smiled because he was able to predict what Celestia would say. She levitated him to a dark room and flicked the switch. Candles burned with light.

"I like turtles." Jet said. "My name is jeff." Jet stopped talking after this.

"We need to have a talk it you want to live in our society Jet. I'll teach you the pecking order."

Two hours later of which Jet speed up to about 1 minute via Fomotemp. Celestia finished with, "and that's why I get first choice, and that thaumometer. By the way, where is it?"

"I was fixing it. For you. I thought you'd like to study it." Jet saw Celestia open the rooms door and left in disappointment. It was hopeless to her that Jet could be taught.

Jet had dinner with Luna. Celestia went to go take a nap or something. They enjoyed there dinners and Jet took off to see Twilight. When he got back he there was a trap taking place.

Twilight had broken free and dumped water on his face. From what he could tell, the water was from the cauldron.

She laughed and then the second part took place. She used some flour that Jet stored underneath his kitchen sink and dumped it on him, causing the water and flour to mix. It was sticking to Jet. He tapped his watch which had returned to normal speed when the first time he created it was. When he moved the flour didn't stick to his, he moved outside and tapped Fomotemp again. He grabbed 6 eggs from his stash behind the bush.

He walked in a threw each one at her causing egg shells and yolks to splatter all over her mane. She fell to the ground speechless.

"Gotcha." Jet said. He notice Twilight in deep thought.

"What wrong? Are you afraid about Celestia? She's fine, I brang her back to the castle with her sister looking after her. All I did was maybe break a few legs, no biggy."

Twilight started to cry everytime. Jet noticed she had a deep respect for Celestia. "Well... Cya." Jet pushed Twilight outside and closed the door.

He walked over to the crucible and heated up the water by making underneath it hot. When the water was finished and was boiling he threw some candles, which gave it 2 Lux. He threw in some Ignis shards, giving 2 Ignis. He threw some coco bean, which gave 2 Potentia. He threw the final ingredient, a lump of coal. After the coal touched the water, some nitor popped out. It landed on the ground. Jet picked it up and moved it outside.

Twilight was outside starring at the setting sun. Jets front door was in the light during sunsets. When the last bit of sun went down the horizon, she turned and faced him.

"Hey." She said.

"Hi. I just want to give you this." Jet grabbed her hoof and lifted it so that the flat surface pointed to the sky. He set the nitor on it. Twilight flinched but Jet's grip soothed her. She held the nitor and saw its everlasting light. "What is it?" She asked

"It's nitor. It burns everlasting giving off infinite light. I makes a good decoration, fuel, and crafting ingredient." Jet removed his grasp. Only to be hugged by Twilight.

They both looked at the nitor as they watched the Sparks and glows. That was the first ever Jet made.

Author's Note

I wonder how long this fic last
I hope this shit blows off fast
Fuck this shit deep in the ass.

Changing days to nights

Jet flipped throught the pages of the Thaumonicon. He located one item that he wanted. It was a grandfather clock, but infused with items that make it able to control the sun and the moon, or day and night.

He placed his wand next to the crafting ingredient. The crafting took shards, vis, clocks, glass, wood, fire(in the form of a candle), and a star. He got the star by asking Luna for it. He got a really small star, which glowed and could make its own energy. After the crafting completed, he took the grandfather clock and placed it inside a closet where he kept his private items in.

He stored his eggs, cloths, and other supplies in there for a neater home. He didn't care if his home was clean or not though. He was prepared for the later things in thaumoturgy. He looked at the sun, slightly past noon, and flipped the dials on the clock. It made a cranking noise and the sun was now a sunset.

"Success." Jet said to himself like the narrator from smash bros melee.

The sun moved back to the same spot before. This suprised Jet but he flipped the dials once more on the clock. He taped the dial to midnight. He then noticed the moon starting to shake a bit in the sky.

Must be Luna or Celestia trying to fix the time. Ooo well, I guess they'll learn to live with eternal night for this side of the planet. Jet thought as he walked to into Ponyville. No one was outside except for a few astronomer ponies. Twilight was outside as well with a telescope.

"Enjoying my night?" Jet asked her as she turned her head.

"Your night?" Twilight resumed looking into the telescope.

"Yah, I was doing thaumoturgy and was testing the Grandfather Clock."

She turned her head in anger. "You made a bad mistake! Do you realize what you have done? This can cause problems all over Equestria! The last time eternal night happened was when Nightmare Moon broke free from her banishment! There could even be problems for the princesses."

Jet only nodded then said, "Wanna tell the princesses then what happened and be a tattle tale? Or not say anything and let me fix this with no questions asked?"

"I think you must tell them what's going on."

Jet picked up Twilight and then said, "Well then, I guess your coming with me."

"Fine." Twilight and Jet went over to the train station and boarded it.

"It's dark outside, must be night time." Jet said to Twilight who only facepalmed.

After a discussion on the times of day and night. They both reached Canterlot with a small riot of ponies p when compared to humans rioting.

"Pincess Sparkle, thank goodness you're here. May you go talk to the princesses? They don't listen to us." One pony said.

"Will do." Twilight said and rushed to the front of the crowd. The door was guarded by guards. They stepped to the side to let both of them in.

"Hello Jet. Hey Twilight." Luna said as they both met them upstairs on the balcony. Celestia was concentrating on a spell to move the sun.

"Enjoying the night?" Jet asked as Twilight went over to Celestia.

"Yes actually. I find it so beautiful. Are you?"

"Of course. I wonder who made it last longer than normal?" Jet said the last part sarcasticly. Luna noticed this and smiled thankfully.

"You're doing this?" Celestia stopped the magic on her horn and asked Jet.

"Maybe...not." Jet gave a nervous smile.

"Since your doing it, you must stop it. Now!" Celestia gave a stern look. Jet was unaffected by it.

"Why can't you?" Jet said.

"I'm not strong enough."

"You're not strong enough to move taped?"

"What do you mean?

"The dial on the clock moves according to the sun. By turning the dial the sun moves. When you move the sun, the dial moves. If I tape the dial to a still, it will stay at the same time."

"I see. Well in that case, where is the clock?" Celestia looked worried when she said this.

"What's wrong with the night?" Jet and Luna said at the same time.

"It caused chaos with the pony folk. They might think Nightmare Moon returned." Celestia said. Twilight was now standing besides her.

"Who the fuck is Nightmare Moon. Sounds fake and gay." Everyone flinched.

Celestia gave a sign. Then said, "Nightmare Moon is an evil being who purged Equestria into the night. I banished her to the moon for 1000 years and she returned still evil. However the elements of harmony, controlled by Twilight and her friends, reformed her back into my sister, Luna." Jet stared at Luna in a way that made her giggle.

"Cool story bro." Jet said casually.

"It's a true story! Don't mock it." Twilight scouled.

"You doods don't know anything about astronomy, don't you? Due to your planet being round, there is a day on the other freakin side. If Nightmare Moon were to cause night everywhere, she or he would have to block out the sun. Either by destroying it of placing a large night-looking sheet of paper all around the planet." Jet said.

Everyone's jaw dropped and Jet walked to the edge of the balcony with both hands on the rail. He noticed all the ponies scared, angry, and sad. He also took note of the moons light. It was extremely bright compared to the moonlight earth gets.

"Bruh. The moon light Equestria gets is around 10 times the amount my homeworld. You lucky pricks. Plus the moonlight is just the same light the sun makes, only reflected."

Luna was stunned, Celestia couldn't even talk. Twilights face blowed up. 30 seconds past before Luna spoke up.

"I see. Why doesn't the night scare you? What make you like it?" Luna asked.

"I find the night beautiful. There are stars visible and you can actually see the source of the light. The sun can't be directly looked at or a human goes blind. I also like to stay up long, and sleep in till around lunch time so the night is pretty much on the whole time I'm awake."

"I find the night soothing. Indeed it is beautiful and a lot nicer than the day. I just don't understand why others don't like it."

There was a small chat between Celestia and Twilight.

"To be honest, this isn't my favorite night." Jet said. Luna looked shocked.

"What do you mean, not your favorite night? It's the only thing you have to a night." Luna defended.

"My favorite nights are the ones with the bloodmoon." If Luna was going to get shocked even more, she might get a heart attack.

"What's a bloodmoon?"

"It's a moon that calls upon the dead. Bringing back them for one night only. No one can die during these times. If the night were to last forever under the bloodmoons light, it creates its own, then no one would die. Granted it makes everything turn a dim red and it's hard to see due to the dark, but it's a good trade off."

"That's amazing."

"Anyway, do you want to spend the rest of this night together? We could change it to day after we are done." Luna only nodded and they both flu off the balcony.

Six hours of being together they landed at Jet's house. He opened the closet and removed the tape. The dial quickly spun making the moon fall and the sun rise, to a sun set.

"Ha, the actual time is near sunset. That means more night to be had." Jet said and glanced at Luna. She was smiling. It had been years since she had this type of appreciation for her night.

"Thank you Jet, for liking me and liking my night?" Jet smiled back.

Author's Note

I am trying to get more swearing because that's Jets character.

I'm in the shower

Jet was in his room, staring at his foot. It had been two days after he changed the time on Equestria. Just then he heard a knock on the door.
He walked to the door and opened it, Pinkie Pie was there with a cute dog.
"You agreed to make is friends if I gave you a pet. So here is one." She handed him the dog which looked up at his.
"Cool. Thanks. I now dub thee, friend of Jet." Jet tapped her shoulders and closed the door.
"Do you want to play some pranks on people?" She shouted through the door.
"No"
"Okay see you around." Footsteps could be heard as she walked away.
He placed the dog down, grabbed his thaumometer, and scanned it. Bestia and Victus was found. Jet combined all his aspects to make up the whole world, mean he discovered every aspect.
"Thanks. Uuuuhh, do you want to build a snowman?" Jet sang.
The dog just looked at the warm climate outside. Silly human it wasn't snowing.
"O yah. It's not snowing, I guess we will just have to fix that."
Jet placed his wand on the arcane crafting table, he had researched everything in the book, all he had to do was craft it. He looked through the book for the recipe. He found it and assembled it onto the crafting grid. The vis spewed out of his was and onto an item that looked like a clock. He looked at the dials.
Rain, snow, thunder, tornados, earthquakes, meteor, and sandstorm. He turned the dial to snow. Around one minute the skys turned darker as snow fell from the clouds.
The dogs mouth dropped. Jet lifted him up and took him outside. He let him play in the snow as Twilight Sparkle came rushing at him.
"Hey Twiliy." Jet said, she looked mad.
"Did you cause this snow? In July!?" She asked as Jet only nodded.
"I wanted to build a snowman. It's only for today, I'll stop it in an hour."
"How do you expect to clean the snow off the ground?"
"I think you're missing something." Jet asked
"Missing what?"
"I don't know but you're definitely missing it." Twilight rolled her eyes then walked close to him.
"You(poke), must(poke), stop(poke), this(poke), snow (jab)!"
"Fine. But I mant money, or a place where I could gather some stones." Jet haggled.
"First, stop the snow. Then no." Twilight gave a disappointing look.
"Deal."

Jet approached the weather clock. He turned the dial to noon, which was the normal times weather. He turned an saw the snow melt and the clouds drift away. Twilight was poking at the mailbox.
"When's the last time you checked your mail?" She asked the dog walked inside.
"I dunno, let me check."
Jet opened the mailbox. It was filled with scrolls from Celestia. Twilight saw this and immediately took the first one. She read it and handed it to Jet.
It was filled with questions of there sun. He looked at most of them, pretty simple questions, like 'Why does the sun look orange?'
Twilight handed him another scroll. From Celestia again. It was all about the rules of society. Like how there is free speech and stuff.
There was 7 letters from her, and there was 7 letters in the mail.
"I can't believe that you would miss all these letters from Celestia. She's the co-ruler of Equestria. It's not nice to ignore these these things." Twilight got angry again. Jet walked inside his home. Pulled out a baseball bat.
"What's that for?" She asked.
Jet grabbed all the notes, stuck them in the mailbox, and swung at it. It decapatated of the post and into a bunch of peices. Twilights jaw dropped.
"There we go. Now there shall be no more distractions. Anyway, do you need something?" Jet looked at Twilight who gave a 'I can't even.'
Jet left her there as he went inside his house. He noticed the dog was sleeping. He store the clock in the private closet. He looked around for materials. Then he got to writing. He wrote a letter to Celestia for advise on where to find a nearby quarry or someplace to get stones. He then gets Twilight to take it and send it to her.
Jet desided to visit Rainbow Dash in the hospital. He wanders around town and walks into the hospital. He asked the nurse for where she was and got to her room. She was not alone.
"Yah, he's been causing chaos everywhere he goes. It drives me crazy. I've even asked him to stop but he doesn't listen." Jet heard Rainbow Dash's talk to someone.
"Looks like he's a fun person, maybe I might go visit him." Another voice said. It was a dood voice.
"Hell hoe." Jet spoke up from the door. There was Rainbow and another creature not a pony. He looked at me, then to Rainbow Dash.
"Is this the person that broke your wing? He looks weak." That was his first mistake.
"Sup Rain-boner. Hey new guy." Jet sat next to her. She starred at his intentions.
"Rain-boner? That's a new insult, where did you find it?" New guy asked.
"I made it. And who are you?" Jet looked at him, he looked slightly shocked.
"You don't know me? I am the lord of chaos, Discord." He made a pose where if lightning would hit behind him, it might look cool.
"Good for you. Anyway, Rainbow, and Twilights forcing me to do this, I'd like to apologize for my behavior." Jet said to Rainbow Dash She looked at him with deep thinking.
"Fine, you're forgiven. But first, why did you throw that rock at me? It was the size of one segment of the train."
"Because a human is different from a pony. We humans can die if they get hurt." Jet talked as if Rainbow Dash was just an infant. She would have facepalmed if it weren't for her cast.
"Uuhhgg, I know that, just the part of the rock, why?"
"Because I felt like it. An that if you were to crash into me at that speed, I'd probably be over here, and there, and over there."
"Rainbow told me humans can't do magic. How were you able to lift the rock?" Discord asked.
"I dunno, instincts probably." Jet nodded to himself. "I have a better question, if you're the chaos lord, why don't you rule over all then?"
"Jet no, don't give him the idea. We reformed him, he good now." Rainbow said.
"So does that make me the load of chaos? I'm gonna assume yes because I have no opposers." Jet saw Discords expression. He looked angry.
"No, I'm still the chaos lord. Your nothing but a peice of trash to mess with my friends like that. I thought you would be nice to everyone but no you just have to annoy and hurt everypony you meet." Discord stood up as wel as Jet.
"It's not my fault. I don't like them." Jet irritated him to a point where if he knew better, would not say anything.
"It's all your fault, changing the day, causing snow. That's hardly called chaos, but hurting ponies is dark, not chaos." Discord pushed Jet off the bed. Jet got up and tapped Fomotemp. It slowed down everything, or to him that is. He walked to Discord. Picked him up, moved outside and placed him. He walked back to Rainbow Dash and tapped Fomotemp again.
After about three seconds Rainbow Dash looked around. "Were did he go?"
"I put him outside, he was being a really bad boy." Jet talked as though Discord was a misbehaving dog. About five seconds Discord teleported inside the room.
"Jet, I challenge you, to a duel of magic." Discord announced.
"Depends, are you a worthy opponent or just some frod." Jet said, Discord looked pissed.
"I'll show you." Discord made a bunny pop out of a hat he created, then he transformed it into a pebble then ate it. Rainbow Dash looked scared.
"Yup, not worthy." Jet walked to the door with his arms on his back. He was stopped by Discord.
"Wait, are you accepting or are you just chicken?" This was his second mistake.
"You obviously don't know who you are talking to. I don't have magic, I can't battle you, stupid retard." Jet walked around him. He left throught the door.
"I'll get you, you here me? I will destroy you!" Discord teleported away.
Jet went to Twilight's castle and knocked on the door.
"Did Celestia respond yet?" Jet asked Twilight, however she was pulled inside and the door closed.
"Hello?" Jet asked the door. "Hey door, have you heard from Celestia yet? No? Okay then I'll see you later." Jet walked away.
I wonder what that was. Jet wondered as he saw his house upside-down. He noticed Discord with his hands up, magic surrounding it.
Jet tapped Fomotemp. He saw everything slowed. He walked and moved all the contents inside his house to behind a group of trees covering the forest. He did see some contents flying which was cool. He then grabbed a rock, tossed it at Discord and untapped Fomotemp.
"Ouch!!!" The rock was traveling at speed of sound, it hit Discord on his head. It dug into his skin cause blood to leak from his face. He fell to the ground holding the now hole with his hand. He magically pulled the rock out his head. The rock was the size of a pebble. "How was I injured by such a small object?" He looked around with a blurred vision. Jet saw this which gave a sense of power.
"You! I will kill you!" Discord teleported by Jet's side. He attempted a punch he did make contact sending Jet rolling on the ground.
"You punched me in the cheek!"
"You put a hole through my face!"
"You punched me in the cheek." Jet tapped Fomotemp.
Jet then lifted his wand, he had made a wand of frost, which shoots ice cubes that are about the same size as a cereal box. He aimed it at Discord, a still target.
Jet used all the stored up vis, shooting around 80 shots at his face, he then tapped Fomotemp.
The ice travel insanely fast, causing sonic booms. The ice made contact upon Discord. His face practically ripped apart. The ice carried his body to the sun. Do to the fact the ice was created by vis, the ice won't melt. Discord was seen no more.
Jet saw his house fall to the ground, it luckly fell on the correct place and position, the problem was he needed to move all the stuff back inside.
"Jet! What did you do to Discord?" Fluttershy looked pissed.
"Why? Do you have feelings for him?" Jet saw Fluttershy ignore that comment. She leaped and pinned Jet onto the floor.
"I saw you! You killed him! You killed him! You killed him!" Fluttershy grabbed Jet's clothes and pulled him up and down repeatedly. Hitting him on the ground repeatedly.
Jet extended his arms around her. He tryed to hug her, but she backed off.
"We can no longer be friends, you monster! Leave me. Leave Ponyville. No one will miss you." Fluttershy said. This didn't effect Jet.
"Cool, see you around hell." Jet pushed Fluttershy off. Her response was to tell another pony what happened so this doesn't happen again.
"I'm going to report you, for murder and have you arrested." She was way more assertive.
"Good luck, I have connections with Luna and her sister to get me out of jail. You can't intimidate me. I just killed the ruler of chaos, or the lord. I don't find a difference between the two." Jet stood up and started to walk away. He was stopped by Fluttershy crying. He turned around.
"Hey, look you should cry over something pathetic. Your probably on your period. Just wait five days then apologize to me." Jet noticed Fluttershy change from sad to angry again.
"You just killed my friend, you don't deserve anything from anypony. No one will ever love you. Ever!" She flu up and left. Three second past.
Jet looked at his hands and felt proud. He just killed the lord of chao, Discord.
He jumped into the shower after three hours after encountering Fluttershy. He then heard a knock from the door. It was from her friends.

Author's Note

Clifford Hanger

I'm on the toilet

Jet got a response from Celestia saying to come to Canterlot for the quarry. She said to meet today. He brang Fomotemp and the iron capped wooden wand, which contained the frost foci.
"Hey. Where you going?" Twilight asked as she was also at the station.
"I'm going to Celestia's castle." Jet tryed so hard to end the conversation as fast as he can.
"Why are you going?"

"Materials."
"What materials?"
"Arcane infusion materials."
"What's that?"
"Advanced thaumic crafting. Next part of the research." Jet looked at the train tracks and heard a sound of the train. The train pulled up and Jet boarded it. He saw another alicorn pass him.
"Excuse me?" She said, a girl by the tone of her voice.
"You may be excused." Jet didn't even look at the person talking to him.
"Are you Jet?" This got his attention, he turned around.
"Depends who's asking."
"Hi, my name is Cadence. Princess of love, I'm asking for your assistance. May you assist me?"
"Well tough break, find someone else." Jet resumed onto the train, he was then levitated.
"I was being polite, do you have any sense of who I am or what status I am? I order you to be my assistant." Cadence said firmly.
"I refuse, and if you don't let me go, you'll regret it." Jet threatened even though he would never hit a girl unless he wanted to.
"Is that a threat?" Jet nodded to this.
She started to move him away and from the train. Jet tapped Fomotemp and broke from the magic. He then walked in front of her. He then tapped Fomotemp.
It took a few seconds for Cadence to understand what happened. Jet slapped her across the face which shocked everyone around her. Jet then walked back to the train.
Cadence then recovered from this and looked at him confused.
Jet boarded the train and left.
...

...

...
He arrived. He noticed Luna was waiting for him. They smiled when they saw each other. They reunited then took off to the castle. He was stopped by a few guards asking for his identity. Every one he gave a different answer.
"You do know you can't legally lie to a guard." Luna said. Jet knew this.
"Cool."
Jet saw the front gate, they past through, he notice the guards eyeing him carefully. They both entered a door leading to a long hallway.
"This leads to the other side of the mountain."
"Is that where the quarry is?"
"Yes."
After three minutes of walking they met up with Celestia. She greeted with a hi.
"I'm not high." Jet said in response.
They rolled there eyes. She gestured to the giant hole in the ground, it was as if a rock crash into the planet.
"Thanks for this."' Jet went down the long staircase and into the center. There was stone.
"How you going to obtain the rocks?" Luna asked. Jet only smirked.
Jet took out his wand, the he took off the foci. He changed the blue foci with a green-brown foci, then pointed at the rock. A green beam came from the tip and the rocks chipped away, and into a small container inside the wand.
After about five minute of 'mining' a deeper hole can be seen.
"Where did it all do?" Celestia asked.
"In here." He Pointed to the small socket.
"Is that it" Luna asked.
"It's ethereal and can store bigger things in smaller spaces."
Celestia's jaw dropped. "What type of magic do you use?"
"Luna knows asked her later." Jet walked up the stairs while Celestia and Luna were trailing behind.
...

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...
Jet returned home with the stones and looked at the book, he saw the positions of the stones and how they were arranged. I will add a picture in the author's note.
He placed the rocks in the same way and tapped the tip. The structure took all 20 vis. He refilled it on the way here.
He added a new door to his backyard. The backyard had the structure. The Arcane Infuser. This device took items and fuses them together using liquid vis, or essentia. To get essentia, he used a thaumic furnace which melts the items he puts in into a liquid form of the aspects that make it up.
If you added a rock in the furnace you get 1 Saxum as a liquid instead of the aspect.
There was a knock on the door. Jet put the wand onto his pocket and entered the house. Then he opened the door. Twilight was the with Cadence. She wasn't looking so happy and Twilight was looking dissapointed. "Sup."
"Does he have no sence of the pecking order?" Cadence asked Twilight who only shrugged.
"Jet, I want you to apologize to her. She did nothing to you and you hurt her." They both walked in. Twilight gasp at the new glass door as the backyard door. She also notice the Arcane Infuser. "What's that?"
"I told you, it's that Arcane Infuser. It arcane infuses." Jet smiled.
"How does it work? Can you show me an example?" Twilight asked though Cadence cough on purpose. "O yah, you must first apologize."
"I'm not going to. If anything, she should apologize to me." Cadence got stunned.
"No, I asked you politely and you rudely rejected. You could just say no."
"Okay, no. There I said it, happy?" Jet smirked.
Twilight smacked him on the head with magic. "Focus."
"Sowwy for, uuuuuhhhhh, rejecting your kindness and slapping you. Now I want an apology for you levitating me. It was wrong and extremely dangerous." Jet said.
"What? How was levitation dangerous?"
"You obviously are not responsible with your powers. Like Discord, who stepped into my 'you're dead to me' zone. And go figure how he died yesterday. Anyway. Levitation cause me to defie Gravity. Meaning no gravity for me. This cause the weight of my blood to not pile in my feet like it normally does. Instead my blood flows evenly around my body. This make the brain freak out and reduce the amount of blood in my body.
"Lower blood mean less amount of work the heart need to do, making it degenerate which can cause heart failure. Need I go further?" Jet said.
Cadence was surprised and full of shame. She could have killed him for all she knew. "Ok, I am extremely sorry for how I treated you earlier and I want to make it up to you. How may I do that?" Jet though of a few things.
"I need a crapton of wood."

Author's Note

https://twitter.com/cheatyh/status/567748207477858304

Horns for sale.

Jet was holding out researching the forbidden magic in the Thaumonicon. He knew what would happen, he'd gain warp. Warp is an effect that's annoying to deal with. Jet was in his home, sleeping on the bed when a meteor fell into his backyard. It didn't hit the ground, instead it fell on the Arcane Infuser, which caught it. When he walked outside to examine it, he noticed a group of points around it.
They stared at it but when Jet came out, they stared at him. He took his wand out and pointed it at the rock. He used the excavation foci to break it into smaller peices and store it in the wand. Once a few minutes were up, the meteor was now where to be found. He sho-ed the ponies off his backyard and they left.
Jet placed a small bit of the meteor in his home and took the thaumometer out. He scanned it to reveal some Saxum, Alienus, and Victus.
Victus? Does that mean there's life inside of it? Jet wondered as he got out a small hammer. He began to break the surface and into the core.
The core was amazing. It was like a ness. No living creatures however. Must be the very place these creatures lived at and that's why I picked up some Victus. Jet picked the rock back up and moved everything out of the way. He noticed that there was a confused pony in at front door. He walked to the door and opened it.
There was a pony with eyes that looked derp. "Hello?" Jet asked.
"Hi, your mailbox seems to be missing. Here you go." She handed the papers to him as she flu away.
Jet closed the door and sat on the bed next to his dog. He opened the note and read it aloud.
"Dear Jet, hi. It's me Luna and I wanted to invite you to the Grand Galloping Gala. I Know what your thinking, why? Well we hold this gala every year, and it's so boring if I go alone, I want you bla blah blahh." Jet read the rest silently.
Jet received two tickets to the gala as he read the date. Four more days. Five if you count this day. He found the aspects of the tickets and the note. He then decided on what he should wear.
Jet went to go see Applejack in the village, she was selling apples as usual and she looked at Jet.
"Hey." She said.
"Hi, how much for a dozen?"
"12 bits. One per Apple." Applejack rolled her eyes. "The cost is on the sign right there."
"Cool." Jet paid up then took the apples back to his house. He took a bit of gold, maybe around 1/8 of a pound, and melted it with his coal powered smeltery. He placed the liquid into small vial, the onto the arcane workbench. He placed the apple below it and place his wand next to it.
The wand's vis came out of the wand and infused the apple, becoming a golden apple. He took it and removed the empty vial. He took the apple and brang it to Twilight's house.
"Hello Jet." She said.
"Hi, hey, look." Jet showed her the golden apple.
"What's that?" Twilight asked.
"Twilight... Who is it?" Cadence voice said from inside.
"Me!" Jet yelled back.
Cadence came to the door. "What do you want?"
"I wanted to give you a gift." Jet handed her the golden apple. She took it in her magic. Twilight snatched it though looking at it, inspecting it.
Jet facepalmed and said, "Twilight, that's not yours." Jet was calm when he said this.
"Twilight, let me see it." Cadence took it from her as she bit into is. Twilight gasp from the move.
"What are you doing?!? He might have done something to it." Twilight stared at Jet who avoided eye contact.
Once Cadence finished chewing, she smiled and said. "Wow, this taste amazing, even compare to the apples I eat in the Crystal Empire. How did you get this?"
"I made it using the recipe in the book." They all walked into the castle and sat down in a triangle.
"May I try?" Twilight asked. She handed her the apple and she bit into it. Her wings sprang forward like a raging boner. <--- very mature.
"My wing? It's fixed. Jet, how?" Twilight tested her wing. "My wing was sore from helping move the snow clouds away yesterday."
"You guys never heard of golden apples before? They have regeneration ability plus an extra type of armor that cushions the first hit/attack from an enemy. I thought it might help apologize for slapping her." Jet pointed the Cadence. She only blushed and smiled.
"Well I guess thank you. Is that the only reason you came by?" She asked.
"No, I need to speak with Twilight privately? May you go away for a second?" Cadence nodded and moved to another room.
"What did you want me for?" Twilight asked.
"I was wondering if you have any obsidian, it's for the crafting." Jet kinda asked.
"Yes, it's probably in the pile where spike throws away the gems that are not actually gems. It's in that closet."
Jet walked into the closet and found a bunch of obsidian, different shapes and sizes. He took a bunch and thanked Twilight.
"Tell Cadence I left. Cya." Jet left the build.
He went home and made another golden apple. This one is for Rainbow Dash.
Jet also placed the obsidian in the Arcane Furnace and it melted into the Tenebrae essentia which he stored in a glass jar. By his calculations the obsidian should give 60 Tenebrae, the limit of the jar.
Jet left his house and walked to the hospital and signed in as a visitor. He walked to Rainbow Dash's bed, she was asleep. Jet took a paper and wrote: 'Eat this, it's healthy and good for you.' He then drew a bunch of dick shaped objects like a dick shaped cloud or dick shaped arrangement of balls.
He placed the paper under the golden apple and left the pen where it was. He was soon to leave but noticed a book under her pillow. He took it and saw the title. Gay. Jet thought as he placed it in his pocket. The added to the note: 'Come to my place for your book, kappa.'
He left the hospital and made his way to his home. He went inside and placed the book on a table. He looked through the Thaumonicon to find some research to pass the time.
Around one hour later, a knock happened at the door. "Jet! I know you are in there, open up!" Rainbow Dash said.
Jet opened the door and blocked her from trying to enter. "And you're welcome."
"Give me back my book."
"Nerd!" Jet was close to her ear when he yelled that.
"You're stealing from me. That's illegal. Ima have you arested." Rainbow Dash got around Jet who decided why not let her in?
When she saw the book she instantly grabbed it and made a dash to the door. She noticed that Jet was sitting on his bed looking in the Thaumonicon.
"Hey, what's that book?" Rainbow said as she landed on the ground. She wanted to be friends with him, for whatever reason.
"It's a book on how to create things of other things. See that sparkle of light hanging on the wall behind you?"
Rainbow Dash turned to the wall and saw the nitor. It was as bright as a lightbulb. "That looks awesome, how did you make it?"
"I don't need anymore nitor so I cant show you. Anyway, why are you here still?" Jet asked.
"I don't have a clear answer, though I do want to be friends with you. I don't want anymore constant fighting." Rainbow said.
"Fine, just leave now and I'll think of something we could do together tomorrow."
Rainbow nodded, then left. Jet smiled to himself.
Stupid Horse. I have plans tomorrow with Luna and Celestia. Jet thought to himself. <--- epic foreshadowing of next chapter.

Author's Note

I can not tell if I can be good in writing, this is a test fic bros, and brolets.

No reason to live forever

"Wake up!" Twilight then proceeds to dump water on Jets sleeping face. The door to his house was opened the wrong way. "And I think I broke your door"

"Okai, I'm up, what do you want?" Jet says as he sits up on his bed stretching his arms.

"Your late."

"To what?"

"Remember when we first meet a fortnight ago?"

Jet walks over to the calendar hanging on the fridge. It was circled with a grey crayon. "What happened that night? And is there a baby involved?"

"What? No. There is no baby and you agreed to see me this morning to discuss how you get home. Honestly it's like trying to slam a revolving door."

The cutaway shows Chuck Norris and a revolving door. When he puts his hand on one of the walls of the door, he turned it so fast that it collided with the other walls. He officially slammed a revolving door. The cutaway ends.

"Hey, I take life how I take my Skyflakes, one cracker at a time. You however shove the whole box in your face." Jet said as he glances over a Twilight. He was making breakfast for both of them.

"What's that suppose to mean?" She asked slightly annoyed, trotting over to a table. She sits in one of the chairs.

"That means I can choose what to do and not you." He begins to unfold a placemat from the pile in the center of the table. Then sets it in front of where Twilight was sitting.

"Well, if you want to stay in Equestria that's fine by me." Twilight then levitates a fork and knife from Jets tray of silverware. It was placed on opposite side of the plate being placed in the center of the placemat. Jet has made the table for breakfast for both himself and Twilight.

"I wouldn't mine staying if you would pay attention to me." Jet requested flipping a pancake at the same time. An audible sizzle can be heard.

"I do give you attention." Twilight says with Jet placing a pancake on both of there plates.

"Now pay more attention." Jet demands with a grin of his face. He takes a seat across the seat Twilight has taken.

"Fine, when was your birthday?" Twilight's inquiry started as they ate pancakes together.

Many small pranks

Author's Note

Short one

Many small pranks

It has been three days since the last encounter with any living thing and Jet was getting bored. He decides to go through the village to look for some entertainment. This time was different than all those other times. The ponies of Ponyville would give disappointed looks of angry and the look you give someone when they act stupid. This was normal after the Twilight incident. Rainbow Dash flies in from the clouds above.

"Dude your so ugly that you were born on an ugly tree, and hot all the branches on the way down." She was sure to strike something in him, but all Jet did was stay calm and respond.

"But that's so much better compared to you because you hit your head on a stupid tree, then got dragged to dumbass forest." Jet wasn't sure how she would take that.

"W-what, I didn't think you would have a comeback for t-that." She could just imagine the worst he would do to her. Her wings suddenly stopped out of fear. This was all she prepared. She fell through the air only to be caught by Jet. He was holding her like a baby.

"Her insults are so weak that it's like making babies from a candy." He thought aloud.

"Knock knock knock Rarity" x3

"Go away. I don't want you here!" She yell within her home.

"Rainbow Dash's life is within that decision. You better not disappoint her!" Jet yelled back.

"What!?!" Rainbow Dash said squirming in his arms, but they again proved to strong for her. He quickly cover her mouth with his palm by grabbing the mussel and squeezing it.

"O-oo Kay." Rarity says nervously. She opens the door to see Rainbow Dash in his arms.

"Catch!" Jet says before tossing Dash inside, he then closes the door and runs away.