Sweetest Treat

by The Blue Grimoire

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Ms. Harshwhinny, Human
Length: 3968

One boyfriend gets a delicious surprise!

The sweetest treats are the ones you least expect to happen to you. And if you know Pinkie Pie, imagine how sweet the treat must be! Humanized and plump Pinkie Pie!

NOTE: This is one of my first stores I've written from my fanfiction account that I wanted to bring over here on FIM. Its been updated, given an extra thousand plus words and is MUCH more detailed then the original with fewer errors.

Published 2015-01-31 17:40:03 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-31 17:40:03 UTC

The one and only chapter

*BRRRRRRRING!*

"OK class," said Mrs. Harshwhinny as she packed up her pocket book. She looked ready to head out more then any other student.

"Your paper assignment is due on the second Monday after we come back from the holidays. And please have it done ON TIME." She looked toward my direction as she emphasized the last two words.

"Mrs. Harshwhinny you know I'll have it all finished this time. I Pinkie promised!" I reassured her. I didn't finish the paper until I typed the last paragraph and printed it out in the library.

"You know you would have gotten an A if you'd done it on time. You know how I feel about work being complete and on time, Mr. Hawk." she said sternly.

"Yes ma'am. It will be ready before I set foot on the college."

"I'll hold you to those words, ." She smiled at me and hurried out the room without a second to waste.

'Wonder why shes so ready to leave? Well I don't blame her though. If I was a teacher I'd be ready to curl up in bed and just sleep during winter break.'

I smiled to myself as I walked down the emptying halls. Everyone around the school was wearing some sort of heavy clothing and such, myself included.

As for myself I'm wearing a heavy black coat, looses heavy pants with a belt held tight to keep them in place, a green shirt and dark green boots. And the final piece to my is... A dark pink scarf.

I walked out the science building and went towards the resident hall to meet up with everyone. 'Which... Was on the opposite side of where I am now...'

"Crap..."

By the time I finally made it I was already breathing hard. "Damn place... Its so big that I keep getting tired from just walking! Well at least I'm not sweating like I'm melting or something. Or that time Dash made me be her 'cheer squad' during track training..." I shuddered at the memory.

"Come on get those legs moving! One-two-three-four! One-two-three-four! Get that ass into shape! If you ain't sweating, you ain't working out!"

"Jesus woman I swear I though I was gonna pass out from you working my ass to-" I stopped just as I heard some giggling coming from behind me. I turned to see madam Octavia and Ms.Scratch (or Vynal as she makes people call her), the duel music teachers.

"I need to stop talking out loud to myself." I tell myself.

"You know that's a sign of a high intelligence." Comforted madam Octavia.
"Or your a psycho,hehe." Octavia glared at her friend.
"Vynal!"
"What? I meant in a good way!"
"What if he took that the wrong way? He could sue the school for slander!"
"Oh come on! Your blowing this out of proportion. I mean, I just meant-
"It doesn't matter what you meant-" She poked her in the chest "Slander is slander! Or need I remind you of the scandal of me and you in the teachers lounge?"
"Oh that you secretly like the idea of getting caught?" Madam octavia turned beat red and her eyes widened.

One little comment at my expense turned into a giant argument between the two teachers. I just stood there and watched the music teacher duo argue, saying all kinds of things that I think were better left in the bed room (and putting some rather dirty images of my them in my innocent mind) in the cold air for about a minute, with my scarf covering my huge grin. Without saying a word I turned, waved them away and went inside.

"OK! Now where are-"

"Tikki!!!"

*THUD!*
*CRASH!*

"They...*Cough*"

'Well I found them...'

Twilight Sparkle, the smartest woman I've ever met to this day and one of the most caring people ever. Applejack, The princess of honesty, truth and the strongest kicks I've ever seen, besides her brother that is. Rainbow Dash, THE fastest person on track, coolest basketball trick shooter and karate fighter expert in EQ college! Flutterhy is the quietest person ever! But her love of animals and children makes her a caring and loving individual and one hell of a dependable friend.

...And then theirs Pinkie Pie. My girlfriend.

I managed to wrap my arms around Pinkie and hug her pink coat layered form.

"What took you so long? Do we need to do more laps around the gym?" Rainbow Dash offered me her hand, which I gladly took, helping me and Pinkie up with her still hugging me, her face burred into my chest.

"NO! No no no. No need for that RD. I was just caught up talking with some teachers, that's all." I tried to sound convincing.

"You sure it wasn't yourself again?" Twilight said as she put her hands on her hips and smiled. I let out a sigh.

"Do it one time in front of people and they'll remind you for the rest of your life." I stuck my tongue out at her.

"It was sweet, and funny, hearing you talk about how you'd ask Pinkie out..." Fluttershy giggled as she remembered walking behind me and hearing every embarrassing word from my mouth.

"Well what are we waiting for? lets go grab some food! I'm hungrier then Winona after herding the cows!"

I was about to answer but was cut off by the pink bundle of happiness.

"Uhh, we'll meet up with your guys later! We already have plans!" Pinkie latched herself on my arm and pulled me away with her.

"Uh! Wait! Pinkie where are we-Um alright guys I guess we'll see you later! Tell Spike I said 'Hi!' for me!" Pinkie ran with me right behind her out the building. She let me go when we made it to the parking lot of the school, or more specifically to my 2008 black Toyota Cammery.

"OK Pinkie, what are you up to? What plans do you have for the both of us?" I saw that Pinkie was already in the car by the time I finished. "Wha-My cars locked! How did you-" Pinkie was giggling to herself as she bounced in the seat, waiting for me.

I just sighed to myself. "Pinkie being Pinkie. That's all I need to say."

I got into the drivers seat and started up my ride.

Right now Pinkie and I are driving towards sugar cube corner, place of the best sweets to be baked. And if the baker is Pinkie Pie, principal Celestia herself would be bribed by them! You might think I'm joking...

"OK Pinkie its been 20 minutes and you still haven't told me anything. Besides sing the whole time. I DID like you singing camp town races though. NOW can you tell me whats going on?"

Just as I asked my question we made it to her shop/home. We both got out of the car and and I followed her towards the back entrance.

FINALLY Pinkie spoke up "Well... Its the first day of winter break and I wanted to make it special! And the Cakes are going on a family trip to visit the cupcake cousins up in Manehatten!" She smiles sweetly at me. She reached into her heavy pink coat pocket, pulled out a key and unlocked the back door. She walked in and I followed her in.

"Why didn't you want to go with them?" I asked her.

"They needed someone to watch the shop for a few days and my family can't come get me until next week at the earliest. And well... I wanted to spend this time with you." She gave me a peck on the cheek. I blushed slightly.

"Wow Pinkie... I'm honored." before I knew it a big smile grew on my face.

"Heheheheheheh*SNORT!*"

'SO DAMN CUTE!' I swooned in my head.

Pinkie took off her jacket, revealing a plump pink figure wearing blue jeans with three balloons embroidered on the thighs and a white and pink stripped shirt with the same balloons on the front and back.

"But before we do anything I think we better eat something!" She went into the bakery's kitchen and I followed behind her.

Just... Sweets! There were pies, cakes, muffins(mmh...), cookies and various pastries of all kinds all over the place! I could hear my stomach grumbling louder just sniffing the sweet scented air.

"We can eat all these?!" I was eyeing that vanilla cake on the counter protected by a glass top, but that ended when my view of it was blocked by Pinkie stepping in front of it. On her head I saw that she was wearing a white chefs hat.

"uh uh uh!" She wagged her finger at me, "I have something better for you to eat! Now go wait in my room and I'll have a treat ready for you." She ushered me out and scouted me half way up the stairs.

"Alright alright!" I ruffled her hair and hat and did as she told me to do.

"You can take your shoes off if you want!" she called from down stairs. I did just that and made myself comfortable on her bed and pop open a book on her shelf: "Sugary Sweets of the World: 2013 edition".

20mins later

"... So cinnamon rolls were made like that? Huh."

"Tikki?" Pinkie called out to me.

"Yeah?"

"..."

"....."

"........"

I didn't hear anything for a long while after she called out for me. A quiet Pinkie gets a concerned Tikki.

"Pinkie?" I got up from the bed but when I stood up I saw a pink leg stick out in the door frame. It looked like their was something on it but I couldn't tell exactly what.

"Uhhh...Pinkie?"

Then Pinkie showed herself entirely.

I'm pretty sure If this was an anime... I would have blood dripping down my nose.

Pinkie pie was there, naked, and COVERED in deserts! There was vanilla cake spread across her stomach, some sort of red Jelly was dripping down off her on the floor from I think her back, cupcakes squished down, covering the nipples of her big curvy F-cup breast and drizzled in some sort of pink juice, pieces of what I think was the vanilla cake spread all around her thighs and finally I could see what I believed was honey glazed across her shaven womanhood.

"P-P-p-p-P-p-" I was stuttering like crazy as I looked at my innocent, sweet, pink lover standing in the door way, looking like some sort of walking desert, a mixture of every treat I could make out, give me the hardest erection I've ever had.

She giggled and snorted again. Then she reached into her hair and pulled out a can of whipped cream. She sprayed some into her mouth and swallowed. Then she put it between her her heaving teats and with a press of her finger, her cleavage exploded into a land of white cream, foam, and cupcakes. She smiled at me and began to strut towards me. Her wide hips swaying to a tune of her own. And before I knew it she was already standing right in front of me, the same innocent smile on her face as she placed a hand on my chest, gently pushing me back until my butt hit the bed.

"W-w-w-w-"

"Shhhh." She hushed me with a cream coated finger. Without a second though I took it in my mouth and licked it clean in seconds. She slowly pulled her now clean finger away and licked off my spit, licking her lips like I was the treat.

"A sweet treat for my sweet man. All sweet... All. For... You." Pinkie pushed her strawberry juice and whipped cream coated bare breast against my shirt. I gulped.

I've...Never had sex. All my sexual experience came from porn and some heavy petting we've had previously. I NEVER pressured her to do anything she wasn't okay with. I don't know if she's one but I didn't care.

I closed the distance between us and kissed her like I have thousands of times before now. She let out a small moan as our kiss deepened, allowing me to taste the mixture of sweets and her own saliva. I could feel her hands on my hips as we went on, and eventually go down to the button of my pants and pulling down my zipper.

While she was busy with that I pulled away from her, tongues hanging out as I tried pulling my shirt off me, but in the process of everything we managed to fall back on the bed, me in only my boxers and her sweet covered body on top of me. She held herself up, her breast jiggling above mine and a dreamy smile on her face.

She placed herself on my leg, slowly dragged herself on my toned legs, moaning as I looked her right in the eye seeing her enjoy herself. She stooped just as her wet entrance met the tent in my boxers. Her smile suddenly changed from dreamy to nervous. I could tell she was a little scared. Her arms weren't shaking from holding herself up.

I grabbed the back of her head and pulled her head close until we kissed again.

"Pinkie... You don't need to do this if you don't want to." Not many guys would say that when they've come this far with someone they care about so much. But I'm a man damn it. And I have my code to never force anyone to do something they don't want to.

"I do want to do this. I'm just a little scared of..." she trailed off.

"You can tell me..." I told her.

She pushed away so she was sitting on my lap, just far enough for me not to slip inside.

"Its...Suppose to hurt the first time... B-be gentle... Please?" She wasn't looking me in the eye and was pushing her fingers together with a worried expression.

"Its," I brought one hand up, pinkie extended and smiled. "a Pinkie promise." A glowing smile spread across her face as she wrapped her Pinkie with mine.

With new found confidence, she pulled the wrappers off her cupcake covered nipples and brought them to my face. Taking the hint I licked the pastry off the soft flesh of her right tit, alternating between sucking and licking the excited nipple as I ate up the cupcake remains. Pinkie sighed happily as I moved to the left and did the same, paying extra attention to it and even giving it a small bite and receiving a soft moan in response.

She pulled her chest away from me and i saw her slip one of her fingers into her honey coated pride.slipper it in slowly, soaking the digit in her essence and honey. She brought it up to my face and without missing a beat I licked her finger for a second time today.

The flavor was sweet but had a slight bitter aftertaste filling my mouth.

A thought came to mind.

"Pinkie...?"

"Yeah..."

"You...Didn't buy any condoms did you...?" Better safe then sorry, right?

She shook her head 'no' but her eyes didn't show any sign of wanting to stop.

'D-does she want to have a kid?' Thinking she wanted that, turned me on more then I'd be willing to admit.

"I'm on the pill..." she told me, her face becoming a darker shade of pink.

Nodding I reached down to pull out my throbbing cock. It felt like I literally had a piece of steel in my hand, its that hard. Pinkie let out a small gasp when she saw and felt the twitching shaft press against her snatch.

"Your...Big." She simply stated as she gently grasped the head in her smooth palm, causing me to shudder at the feeling of another hand touching me there.

My male ego was cheering in the back of my mind. I've learned to appreciate the size I have.

She lifted up her hips and angled herself over my member, rubbing herself with my tip, covering it in her honey mixed juices. She looked me straight in the eye and slowly sank herself onto me. I grabbed her hips to keep her steady. Then we both felt me reaching her hymen. She took a deep breath and drooped herself down onto me, fully impaling herself on.

"Ahhhahhhh...." Pinkie shuddered loudly as her virginity was taken by me. Her hands resting on my chest to keep herself upright. Pinkies pussy was wrapped tightly around me, squishing me in a hot, warm sensation. She looked down at me as her body massaged my length in ways i couldn't even imagine. Pinkie came down and kissed me, long and slowly as I raised my hips for the first time of this entire session, but she raised hers, essentially not doing much moving.

Using both hands I gently massaged and groped her breast, trying to please her. She let out more subtle breathy moans, the intense sensations new and delightfully exciting to her chubby body. She started to grind, causing me to stir up her insides.

My toes curled as I was being squeezed and resisting the urge to finish so early after all this. I wanted to make her cum before more then anything. I want to make my Pinkie Pie cum from this.

I gripped her hips a little harder and pulled out, just under halfway and sink back inside her. She let out a little squeak from the sudden movement followed by a loud moan.

"Tiiiikiiiiii!" She let out a high pitched moan as I moved. I could feel her juices leak down into my crotch as I continued sinking in and out of her soft heaven, soaking in her juices. She shook more as we both kept going. We were both sweating but she still had that adorable smile on her face. Her I could see tears slide down her face as she quivered violently around me.

"Ah...Ahh...Ah...! I-i'm close...! She whimpered to me. She wrapped her arms around my head, and i returned the favor as we kissed deeply. I sped up, a boiling heat in the pit of my body building up faster as soon as she told me that. I had to pull away

"P-Pinkie! I-" The words were caught in my throat as I reached my peak. "Ahhhhahahhhh!!"

My balls tightened and I came deep inside of Pinkie. The heat of my cum squirting inside her must have been the last straw because she let out her own moan, hot liquid spreading over my cock and splashing into my crotch as her pussy contracted violently around me, trying to suck in any cum I could offer.

We sat there, breathing heavy and covered in a mixture of sweat, the smell of sex and various pastries. Pinkie dropped to her side, laying beside me, cuddling into me. Her fluffy hair was pushed into my face and I smelled whipped cream and I think Marshmallows somewhere in there.

I felt completely drained but satisfied beyond anything I've felt. But I had to ask her:

"Did you like-"

I was silenced with a crushing hug around my neck. Pinkie pulled me closer as she giggled. Suddenly she was back up and in my lap again.

"Its time for the after party...!"A sly grin spread over her lips and as she said that.

"For you Pinkie, I'm always ready for your parties."

Pinkie slipped me right back inside her, riding me slowly, all the while cooing and moaning as we went for the after party.

Later that night after about five more... After parties we were just laying in bed, covered in dried sweat, Pieces of cake, and somewhere along the line she somehow sneak in a bottle of honey, some cinnamon and turned herself into a "Pinkie Cream pie covered in cinnamon!".

I'm... I'm stuffed.

Pinkie finally tuckered herself out and at this point I was gonna pass out too. I burred my head into her poofy hair, cuddled up to her and just let myself drift to sleep with my little ball of energy...

"Hey hey hey!~" Pinkie called from the hallway.

"What is it?" I told her as I pulled the dirty sheets to her bed off, and put them aside to be cleaned later.

"Don't get mad, OK?"

"Pinkie I could never get made at you. What's up?"

"I need your help cleaning the sheets."

"Of course! I'm actually doing that part right now. Why would I be mad about that?"

"Well... That's not all."

Pinkie was still naked and and just as dirty as me. She took my hand and lead me down the hall. Their was a trail of crumbs and bits of pasteries leading to the kitche-

"OH MY GOODNESS!"

The kitchen was a disaster! Pinkies clothes from yesterday were thrown around on the floor. Everything I ate that was on Pinkie plus whatever she had eaten before she came to me! Their were cake pieces on the ground, half eaten cupcakes, pieces of pie that fell off the counter and honey! Honey just-just all over the place! I turned to see Pinkie already at work and an embarrassed smile on her face.

"I had to see what would be a better combo first before." She grabbed a rag and went to the sink to start on the counters.

"Pppfffht!BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" I just laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed for a little bit as Pinkie watched me just loose it. After about a minute she finally said something.

"Whats so funny?" She asked with this baffled look on her face.

"Pinkie Pie?" I wiped away a tear as I finally calmed down.

"Yeah?"

" I love you so much." I moved forward to kiss her again and she met me half way. I pulled away and grinned at her. "I call cleaning the floor!"

She laughed and snorted again and blasted me in the face with whip cream bottle.

After we cleaned up the kitchen we took a nice hot shower. Not together thought, surprisingly. I wanted Pinkie to come with me but she said if she did we wouldn't leave there for at least another couple of hours then went on some wild tangent that ended up with me and her in France and eating cinnamon rolls off each others chest. I wouldn't have minded.

"Hmmmm...'Sweet Treat'...I Like that!"

I finished my paper for class. Its about how much a sweet person I know means to me. Hope likes this.

Just as I save Pinkie came bouncing in the living room of the cakes and wrapped her arms around me and landed on my lap, barely saving my laptop in time.

"Wha'cha doing?" She looked at the screen and saw the title 'Sweet Treat'. "Oooooh whats a sweet treat? Is it a cherrychimichangaa with berries all over it? Now that's one doozy of a desert!"

I laughed, closed my laptop and set it aside. "Oh that's only just a little something for class. Now for my own special treat!"

I pulled her in and nuzzled my little cutie all over her adorable bubbly face, as I did she let out an adorable little sigh of content.

"I want a treat too! Open your mouth and close your eyes."

Without a word I followed her instructions and closed my eyes and opened my mouth. I felt something being placed on the tip of my tongue and tasted chocolate. We made out as she swirled the sweetness in my mouth. This time I was the one moaning and god I loved it.

Pinkie snuggled into my neck and said "Greatest... Treat... Ever!"

END