Another unfulfilled morning in the city of Canterlot City. Adagio Dazzle, ex-leader of the Dazzlings was sleeping in her bed, or at least trying to. Rent day was coming soon and they still don't have the money to pay The General. It was becoming quite clear that if they don't come up with a plan and fast they would most likely be put out on the street.

Seeing that she wasn't going back to sleep anytime soon, Adagio sits up yawning and stretching but couldn't help but feel...off. She couldn't help but feel like she was being...Watched. Slowly getting up from her silken sheets, and looking around her room in her nude body. "Something doesn't feel right." Adagio muttered. "Sonata? Are you in my closet again?" opening her closet door, Adagio found nothing but her wardrobe. "Maybe a nice shower will help."

Grabbing her robe and her towel, the orange haired girl made her way to the bathroom turning on the hot water and stepping into the tub. "Mmm, just what I needed."

"Achoo!"

"Bless you," Adagio said washing her arm. Her face instantly drops as she peaked the curtains. A small camera crew was on the other side video taping her while she was in the shower. "Who the hell are you?"

"Oh great! Now we have to redo that entire now! Great job Adagio!" the cameraman scolded. "Alright everybody, lets take five and try again." the crew disappears from the bathroom leaving a stunned Adagio and cameraman alone in the bathroom. "Adagio, baby, you cant be looking at the camera."

"Sorry?" Adagio apologized. "But why are you guys in our house? And more importantly why are you in our bathroom?"

"We cant shoot your T.V show without your scene Adagio baby, I mean we already got Sonata's and Aria's scenes done so all we need now is yours. Well I better get back to the team, later Adagio baby, Oh and by the way, nice breasts." the cameraman leaves the bathroom shutting the door behind him.

Adagio continued to stand in the shower ass naked and very confused. "What? T.V show? I don't remember signing up for one. Who would even be dumb enough to even sign us up?" Adagio's face instantly turned very angry while gritting her teeth. There was only one person who she knew who do something this stupid.

"SONATAAAAAAAAA!"

Adagio Dazzle- Bro don't lie you know you would tap that.

Of all the stupid *Beep* things Sonata has done, this is by FAR the most *Beep* up thing she has ever *Beep* done! What *Beep* possessed her to even sign us up for a *Beep* reality show! *Beep*

"But Dagi!" Sonata cried. "You were always complaining that you wanted to be adored again! So I thought that this was the best way!"

Adagio was angrily pacing in front of Sonata who was sitting on the couch. "But not like this you airhead! Everyone knows that reality T.V sucks! Like that one show of that guy with twelve baby mamas, or that one show of that one bitch who complains about everything!"

"But I thought you liked reality T.V." Aria said.

"No, that's Soap Operas!" Adagio shot back. "There's a difference!"

Sonata Dusk- You would totally bust a nut on her pretty face wouldn't you?

I don't know why she's so mad at me. I mean she said that she wants to be back in the spotlight again, shoot, even Aria and I would like to be adored again. Without having to resort to internet porn...again.

And Soap Operas and Reality T.V are so totally the same thing.

Aria scoffs while Adagio continues to vent about the differences between Soaps and Reality T.V. "Can we just agree to disagree?" Aria spoke. "Look, I was against this whole T.V show thing, but I got to thinking, what if this actually got us famous? Think about it Adagio, If this show takes off we would be set for life! No more trying to make ends meet only to screwed over by life."

Adagio glances off to the side. "Well."

"Come on Dagi!" Sonata said getting off the couch. "Join in on the fun! We'll be very super famous!" she wraps an arm around Adagio with her other arm pointing forward. "Just think about all the tacos and cheesecake we could buy!"

Adagio mouth water at the name of her favorite dessert. "Well, I do love cheesecake, and I'm sick of actually having to do stuff. You know what? Lets do it!"

"Yay! That's the spirit Dagi!" Sonata cheered clapping her hands. "Hopefully this will go a lot better than that whole internet porn thing."

Aria Blaze- Grab those pigtails and take her for a ride.

Ugh, she just had to mention the porn thing. *Beep* man it wasn't even THAT bad. Look we were young and we needed the money and the only reason it went south was because Sonata is a SUPER freak.

What happened? Well, lets just say that it involved and horse, a golden retriever and a bucket of fried chicken. My ass is still sore from what happened.

The girls were walking in Canterlot City Square Mall with the camera crew following close behind. The lead cameraman required some B-roll footage of the girls while the Producer of the show would join them later.

"Alright girls?" Adagio said putting her hands on her hips. "What should we do?"

"Ooh! Can we play in the arcade? Please please pwetty pwease?" Sonata begged.

Adagio and Aria just shrugged not really caring what they did. "Sweet! I'm gonna go play some DDR!" Sonata said running off to the arcade with Adagio and Aria following her only to find Pinkie Pie standing on the machine with her arms folded.

"Well, well, well if it isn't my arch-rival Sonata Dusk." Pinkie said to the blue colored girl.

"Pinkie Pie!" Sonata growled shaking her fist.

Both girls glare at each other before backing up. "Did you come to take my title of DDR champion Sonata?" Pinkie asked.

"That's MY title Pink one and you know it!" Sonata shot back. "You stole it from me!"

"That's funny, I believe I won it fair and square."

Sonata Dusk- Professional Super Freak

She lies! Lies I tell you! Lies! My DDR skills have no equal!

Still managed to beat you though.

Get out of my personal thoughts Pinkie! And you sooo did not!

"Well then Sonata if you feel that way how bout a rematch." Pinkie suggested. "Right now!"

Sonata was about to accept the challenge until the cameraman stopped her. "Sorry Miss Dusk, but we have to keep moving as the Producer would like more footage."

Stomping her foot on the ground in annoyance. Sonata leaves the arcade but not without vowing vengeance to reclaim her title as the best DDR dancer in Canterlot City.

"I really hate that they have this whole *Beep* thing for a dancing game." Aria muttered.

Adagio Dazzle- The girl who's leg you wanna hump

So after we left the arcade. We continued to roam around when the camera crew got a phone call from our so called 'producer' asking to meet with him at the café. So we did.

This had better work. I really REALLY don't want to work at Gamestop.

The Dazzlings and their camera crew entered the café looking through the crowd of people for their producer who was somewhere among the crowd of hipsters.

"Oh girls! Over here!" The Dazzlings saw a man sitting down at a table wearing a business suit waving at them. The girls took the seat across from him. "Ah, so you three must be The Dazzlings, hello my name is Rumble and I'm the producer of your show."

"We- We're not going to do porn for the internet are we?" Adagio asked. "Cause the last time that happened I had to-"

Rumble quickly waves his hands at them. "Oh no no no nothing like that! I just heard that you girls would like to be in the spotlight again, well I'm here to make it happen."

Sonata slowly raises her hand.

"No, you're not doing porn. Honest!"

Sonata puts her hand back down.

"I know that this sounds too good to be true girls, but trust me. When we're done everyone is going to love you. Now tell me do you girls have any romantic interests?"

The girls looked at each other unsurely. "Uh...No." they said.

Rumble rubs his chin in thought for a second before speaking up again. "Well that's no good. Study shows that romantic parings are instant hits. Everybody likes romance."

"I don't." Aria said crossing her arms.

"Romance is beneath me." Adagio added. "Not really worth my time."

"I'd rather just hit it and quit it." Sonata finished.

Rumble just rolls his eyes and reaches into his suitcase and pulls out a chart. "Girls, trust me, if you had some romance your show it would acquire more viewers. Just- just at least try it for awhile and if it doesn't work we'll do something else."

The sirens huddled up discussing Rumble's romance idea while Rumble waited playing with his thumbs sweating nervously. "Alright Rumble." Adagio said as the girls broke their huddle. "We've discussed it and we came to a decision. We'll try your idea."

"Really?! Oh thank you! You wont regret this girls!" Rumble said smiling. "Ok, Aria and Sonata you two are now an item."

"WHAT?!" both of them shouted.

"And as for Adagio we've brought someone for you." Rumble began. "They should be arriving right about-"

"Uh, excuse me?" a voice called out making Adagio's neck hair stand. "But are you Rumble?"

"But of course Miss Shimmer." Rumble replied scooting over so that she take a seat. "Please have a seat."

Sunset nods her head and took a seat. "Oh, hi girls!" Sunset greeted the now stunned sirens. "Are you her about the show too?"

Adagio Dazzle- One pissed off girl

What the *Beep*! *Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* piece of *Beep*Beep!* Huff* Huff* BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!*

Rumble nods his head answering her question. "Yes they are Miss Shimmer. You'll be Miss Dazzle's lesbian girlfriend."

"Wait! Wait wait wait a minute!" Adagio shouted waving her hands. "She cant be with me! She already has a boyfriend!" Adagio hoped that they didn't break up. Well actually, she didn't care if they broke up or not, but one thing was for sure. She did not want to be with the one who caused their downfall putting them in this mess in the first place.

"Wait, I'm being Adagio's girlfriend?" Sunset said.

"Of course." Rumble confirmed. "Lesbian couples are all the rage nowadays."

"What about gay guys?" Sonata questioned.

"One step at a time Sonata." Rumble said quickly. "So will you join the show Miss Shimmer?"

Sunset crosses her arms humming in thought. "Are you seriously thinking about this?!" Adagio exclaimed raising her arms in the air in exasperation. "You cant be *Beep* serious!"

After a couple of seconds of thinking. Sunset held out her hand for Rumble to shake. "Sure, I'm in!"

Adagio Dazzle- One extremely pissed off girl

Miss Dazzle! Please stop destroying our set! Somebody stop her! Oh shit! She's got Bill! Someone get the tranquilizer darts! Damn she's takin those darts like a champion!

Wait why is she lookin at me? OH MY GOD!

"Excellent Miss Shimmer!" Rumble said shaking her hand. " You wont regret this. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be off, good luck on your show!" Rumble stands up grabbing his suitcase and walks out the door with the camera crew following behind. "Heh heh heh! Those fools, that was almost too easy!" he reaches into his pocket and took out a cell phone. "Hey baby, yeah its done, yes, don't worry leave the rest to me, Don't worry! It will work and we will return to Equestria and soon Twilight Sparkle, Trixie and him will soon feel our vengeance!"

Meanwhile back in the café. Adagio was fuming that Sunset Shimmer, her arch-enemy had agreed to be her girlfriend. "Like the hell is wrong with you?! I know that I'm a very sexy bitch and everybody wants me, but you just cant agree to date me! This ain't no fanfiction!"

"Ha! Sucks for you!" Aria mocked wrapping a arm around Sonata.

Sonata grabbed Aria's arm and flung it off of her. "I still haven't forgave you for pushing me in front of a car. That really hurt you know."

"Aw suck it up you wuss." Aria replied flinging Sonata's bangs. "At least you got me and not Shimmer."

"I much rather have Sunset and not you." Sonata muttered to herself.

Sunset held up her hands up in defense. "Now wait a sec Adagio, I know this seems...Sudden, but I can explain!"

"I swear, if you broke up with your boyfriend just to date me, I swear I'll-"

"No no me and Brad are still together!" Sunset replied. "I know that you three don't like me, but just hear me out. Did any of you find that this whole T.V show thing seems kind of sketchy? I mean when Pinkie Pie told me that you guys had your own show I did a bit of research."

"And?" Adagio shot out.

"And there's no producer named Rumble, but that's not the strange thing here. I asked my friends if they knew a Rumble and the crusaders told me that he moved away two years ago. Plus he was twelve and that one looked to be our age." Sunset said.

"Wait, so that means." Aria began.

"We got played!" Adagio finished slamming her fist in her hand. "Oooh just wait till I get my hands around his neck! I'm gonna squeeze and Squeeze and SQUEEZE!"

"Oh no!" Sonata cried. "What are we going to do?"

"We?" Aria said glaring at Sonata. "This was your doing! You fix this!"

"Oh so now its my fault?!" Sonata shot back.

"Yes you dunce!"

Aria and Sonata got in each others face growling at each other until Sunset pulled them apart. "Now there's no point in arguing about it. We have to stop Rumble's plan."

"Which is?" Adagio asked dryly.

"Uh, no clue." Sunset replied embarrassed. "That's why I accepted the role of your love interest, so I can figure that out." Adagio stared blankly at Sunset who was now scratching the back of her hair. "Uh, so, uh...yeah, just act like my girlfriend tomorrow while we figure out what's Rumble up to ok?"

"Fine." Adagio agreed through clenched teeth. "But I don't play the bitch."

Adagio Dazzle- We ran out of sexy things to say about her

Ugh, this is so stupid. I have no idea why I have to be with Shimmer, I mean she was the main reason we're in this mess and the next minute we're dating?! What kind of moron comes up with this?!

I should have just taken the job at Gamestop.

Sonata Dusk- We haven't ran out of sexy things to say about you

Why do I have to be with Aria...Again?! I mean sure we were in item years ago, but that was a long long long time ago. Cant I be with someone else? Male or Female; I don't care just not Aria.

Cant I be with that one guy from that one story on Fimfiction.net where me and the girls haven't seen each other in twenty years? He seemed nice, and he can cook!

How do I know about Fimfiction? Well Pinkie and I sometimes go there and read stories and make fun of the authors. We're surprised that no one wrote a clop-fic about us yet.

Aria Blaze- Or you

...This is stupid...

The next morning, the girls along with Sunset were walking down the streets of Canterlot City with the camera crew filming them as they did couple like things. Like for example, walking down the park, sharing an ice cream sundae, holding hands, recreating that one scene from the movie Titanic, and kissing in public.

"Ok girls!" spoke the lead cameraman. "We got a good amount of footage for the show! You guys are gonna be superstars!"

"We better." Aria mumbled folding her arms.

Before the lead cameraman could tell his crew to begin editing, his cellphone began ringing. "Oh, excuse me for a sec." he answers his phone with the girls waited for him to finish. "Yes sir?...Oh...Oh I see...Well that sucks...Ok I'll be sure to let them know...Bye." he hung up his phone and placed it back in his pocket. "Bad news, guys. The shows been cancelled."

"Are you shitting me?!" Adagio shouted. "What about all that shit we just did?! I even kissed Shimmer with tongue for fucks sake!"

The lead cameraman just shrugged. "Eh, that's show business. Come on boys, our next assignment is a young girl who is sixteen and pregnant." they entered their company car and drove away leaving the sirens and Sunset stunned with silence.

"What, what was the point of that?" Sonata asked breaking the silence.

"What's the point of anything in this damned city?" Aria replied dryly.

Adagio however was frothing at the mouth with her eye twitching and her hands turned to fists breathing heavily and shaking violently; she fell to her knees and screamed to the heavens.

"SON OF A BITCH!"

Author's Note

Will the girls ever get some good fortune? And will the girls figure out what is Rumble planning? But most importantly, what the hell happened in that porno?

Find out next time. When the girls do something sexy for the male and some female demographic. I think.