The Real Dazzlings of Canterlot City

by JamesBurton

Rating: mature
Tags: Sunset Shimmer, Sonata Dusk, Human, Aria Blaze, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Sex, Adagio Dazzle
Length: 11954

After their defeat by the Rainbooms and losing their gems. The former sirens now have to adjust to boring normal mortal life. Too bad Canterlot City is anything but normal.

After their humiliating defeat at the Battle of the Bands. The Dazzlings now must adjust to their new lives without their siren magic. How tough could that be?

Well when you have no job, no money, and no magic, adjusting to normal life will be exasperating. Join the Sirens as they try to find their place in this new world. For realizes.

Ep.1 After being defeated by the Rainbooms. Aria and Sonata must venture out to locate some quick cash while Adagio mopes at home.

Ep.2 The girls open a hand wash car wash to make some money. Only for it to be stolen by the Canterlot Girl Scouts.

Ep.3 The sirens participate in Canterlot City's County Fair cooking competition for the free food. But when the contestants start going missing, the sirens must solve this mystery before they go home hungry.

Ep.4 Sonata signs the girls up for their own Reality T.V show after watching others get fame and fortune.

Ep. 5 With rent day slowly approaching. The girls find employment at their local Hooters.

Published 2015-05-10 05:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-22 20:58:04 UTC

The Dazzlings Money Quest aka Not a Another Story Aboust Us Needing Money

The Dazzlings Money Quest aka Not a Another Story Aboust Us Needing Money

In a small apartment complex somewhere in town. Three young girls enter their small home each with different expressions on their faces. One had a sour look on her face but one couldn't tell if that was her normal expression, another one had your usual sadden face like when your favorite team lost a game and you just lost five dollars. But, the young lady with bright orange hair didn't say a word, she just sat on the couch covering her face with her hands.

"Good job Adagio!" Aria shouted. "Not only did we lose to those losers, but now we don't have our magic!" Aria paces around the front room an a huff. "Tell me, was this part of your plan?!"

Adagio doesn't say a word as Aria continues to vent. "Always have to do things your way! That is the same reason that got us stuck in this world in the first place!"

"That's enough Aria!" Sonata Dusk emerges from the kitchen with a taco. She took a seat next to Adagio wrapping a arm around her. "Look, I'm not happy about this either, but we don't need to make Dagi feel any worse! Screaming at her isn't going to change anything."

"You two are just the worst!" Aria stormed to her room and slammed the door behind her.

Sonata didn't even wince when Aria slammed the door. It had been a long night and sleep sounded good right now. "Come on Dagi," Sonata helps Adagio up and leads her to her room. "We'll figure out our next move in the morning."

The next morning

The rays of sunlight seeped through Adagio's window hitting her in the eyes as she slept. She turns over in her bed covering her face from the sun on her tear stained pillow.

"Dagi, oh Dagi! Are you awake?" Adagio opened one eye, that was surly Sonata cheerful voice. "Get up sleepyhead! It's morning!"

Seeing on how she wasn't getting back to sleep anytime soon, Adagio sat up on her bed, stretching her arms in the air. She rises from her bed grabbing one of her bra's from her dresser and putting it on. She opens the door and Sonata rushes in and sits on Adagio's bed. "Hiya Dagi! So what's the plan for today?"

"I don't have one." she replied grabbing her robe and putting it on. She leaves her room heading to the kitchen with Sonata right behind her. She grabbed one of the many tacos that was in their refrigerator and sat down at the table.

"Y-you don't have a plan?" Sonata gasped. "But you always have a plan."

"Not this time." Adagio said sadly before taking a bite of her cold taco. Aria entered the kitchen and saw Adagio sitting down eating a cold taco. "I guess Aria was right."

Aria just shook her head. It was clear that Adagio was taking this quite hard. Never had she seen her look so, so defeated. "Hey there carrot head." She took a seat next to the sulking siren. "Look, about what I said last night-"

"No, you were right Aria." Adagio interrupted. "I am the reason you girls are stuck in this world, with no magic, with these horrific bodies." Aria and Adagio turned to Sonata who was occupied with those milk sacs these humans called breasts. "Sonata! Quit playing with those at the table!"

Sonata crosses her arms pouting. "Spoil sport."

There was a knock at the door gaining the girls attention. Being the only one decent, Aria goes to answer the door where a tall man wearing a white suit holding a cane stood. "Yes?" Aria said in her usual bored tone. "Can I help you?"

"Yes you can young miss." he replied.

Not liking the man's tone Aria slowly begins to close the door. "Sorry, we're not prostitutes." before she could close the door the man hold his hand forward stopping her from closing the door.

"Forgive my lack of manners young miss," He chuckled. "I'm the owner of this here establishment, ya'll can call me The General."

Aria raised an eyebrow. "The General?"

"That's right, The General." He repeated smiling. "May I come in? I do believe we have some business to discuss." Aria stepped aside and The General walked inside taking a seat on the couch.

To say that Aria was somewhat nervous was an understatement. Even though she didn't look it, she was sweating bullets, and with no magic to back them up this time she feared the worst.

"Oh snap! It's The General!" Sonata waved to the man in white who eyes widen in surprise. "Hi General!" he would have waved back but all Sonata had on was a bra at the time.

"Sonata, go put on a shirt!" Aria commanded. "We have company!" man that girl can be a real airhead sometimes.

"Oops, my badkies." she left the room to put on a shirt while Adagio entered the room asking who was at the door. That man in the white suit looked familiar to her.

"Adagio, this is the landlord." Aria said. "He goes by The General, remember?" she hoped that Adagio picked up on what she was trying to do.

"The General? Oh! The General." she took a seat on the couch as well. "What brings you to our lovely abode General?"

The General sat silently for a few seconds before speaking. "I could ask you gals the same thing, I don't remember leasing this here place out, so my question is...Who are you gals?

"Aw, how can you not remember us three little cuties." Sonata entered the room looking disappointed. "You even helped us move in, you was so strong."

The General blushed rubbing his chin. "Aw shucks, ya'll makin me turn redder than an apple, but ya'll must forgive this here old man as I have forgotten ya'lls name."

"I'm Sonata!" she said with a smile. "The saddy pants over there with the orange hair is Adagio, and the grump with the long face is Aria."

Aria scowl sunk even lower

"Well, mighty nice to meet ya girls." The General slightly lower his head. "Well you girls must be busy so I wont take up no more of your time. Rent is four hundred greenbacks a month."

It was a good thing that Aria wasn't drinking anything, otherwise The General's suit would have been ruined. "I'll see you gals next month." The General leaves the apartment leaving the former sirens by themselves.

"Four hundred dollars!" Aria clutches her head. "We don't have that kind of money! Adagio, what are we going to do?!"

Adagio just shrugged.

"Adagio this is serious!" Aria said shaking her. "If we don't have the money by next month I'm pretty sure we'll be living under a bridge sucking dick. I DONT WANNA SUCK DICK ADAGIO!"

"Sucking dick does suck dick." Sonata added.

Sighing heavily, Adagio rises from the couch and heads to the kitchen grabbing a spoon and a pint of ice cream. "I'm going to my room." she begins to head towards her room but Aria stood in her way.

"Are you seriously just going to ignore this?!" Aria said exasperated.

"Well you always wanted to be the leader right?" Adagio replied. "You come up with something." Adagio walked past Aria to her room shutting the door behind her.

"Moping isn't going to help us!" Aria shouted hoping that Adagio heard her before kicking the door. "Auggh! Damn it!" Aria folded her arms together sighing angrily before an evil smile formed on her face. "Wait a minute, Adagio just made me the leader." she broke out in crazed laughter causing Sonata to back away slowly. "I'm the leader now! Finally! After all these years!"

Sonata however just folded her arms not impressed. "Yeah yeah you're in charge now big whoop."

"Now we'll start doing things my way!" Aria said with cruel smile ignoring Sonata.

Sonata just shook her head. It would seem that Aria's promotion has already went to her head. "Ok then, how do you plan to pay next months rent Ms. In Charge?"

"Quite simple numbskull, we'll just go to that on place that these humans go to get money."

"The bank?" Sonata replied unsurely.

"Yeah that place." Aria grabs Sonata making her way out the front door. "Stick with me, and everything will be alright."

If only Sonata shared her reassurance.

The two girls stood in line at Canterlot City's First National Bank waiting to called up so that their money troubles will be over. The person in front was finally finished and now they were next. They walked to the teller who greeted them with a smile. "Hello and welcome to Canterlot City First National Bank, how may I help you?"

"Um yes hi, we would like some money please." Aria said. "Preferably four hundred dollars."

The bank teller just looked at the two girls silently for a few seconds. "Uh, are you robbing us?"

"No?"

"Oh good," the teller put a hand on her chest calming down. "Cause let me tell ya, the camera system isn't plugged in, our silent alarm doesn't work and vault is wide open so yeah if you were robbing us you would have gotten away scott free. But I'm so glad you're not here to do that."

Sonata and Aria just looked at each other. Was this some kind of trap for a new T.V series or something? "No no, we would just like four hundred dollars so we can pay our rent." Aria replied.

The teller blinked a couple of times before she claps her hands together. "Oh! I get it, you would like to make a withdrawal right?"

"Yes please." Sonata nodded happily.

"No problem," she said while typing on her computer. "What's your account number?"

"Account number?" Aria pauses for a second looking at Sonata who just shrugged. "Do we need to have an account to withdrawal money?"

"Why yes you do," The teller chuckled. "If you don't have an account I'll be more that happy to set you up with one."

"Wow you would do that for us?" Sonata smiled.

"Why of course. That will be twenty five dollars for your application fee and we'll get you all set up."

"WHAT?!" Aria screamed stomping her foot on the ground.

The teller types on her computer looking for a certain page on the bank's website. When she found it she turns the computer monitor over to the girls. "Well not only do we set up your account but the twenty five dollars you paid us goes directly in to your account. Think of it as starter funds."

"But we don't have twenty five dollars. "Sonata whined.

"Sorry girls, but I cant help you unless you have the money." the teller apologized.

Seeing that nothing else could be done. Aria angrily leaves mumbling something about humans and their stupid money, Sonata however asked if she had to pay for one of the suckers that were on the table. When the teller replied that they were free Sonata thanked the bank teller and took the entire box of suckers.

"C'mon Sonata!" Aria commanded. "With all this change in this fountain we'll easily have the money for that bank account."

After leaving the bank, our two sirens girls wandered around town for a bit wondering just how were they going to get the money for their bank account. Their troubles were soon over when they found a fountain filled to the brim with loose change.

"Can you believe that someone threw all this change in here?" Sonata asked. "Who would be dumb enough to toss this aside?"

"Hey! Who are you girls and what are you doing in my money fountain?!" both girls look up where a short man with green eyes wearing a black colored t-shirt with the word jerk on it stood hold a small jar with rent on the side.

Aria chuckled at the short man. "Your money fountain?! Ha! It's first come first serve little man."

That riled him up. "Little?! I'll have you know that I am quite average for my size!"

"Hey! You kids better drop that money and get out of that fountain this instant before I call the cops!"

"Snap!" the little man exclaimed looking around. "Its Mrs. Jenkins! Scatter!"

Sonata, Aria and the man in the black shirt all grabbed as much change as they could before quickly leaving the fountain as an old lady gave chase demanding that they returned the money.

"18...19...20. We just need five more dollars and we'll have our bank account." Aria said. "I cant wait to see Adagio's face when we return with the rent money in one day! She'll be like Oh Aria, you are sooo smart! You should have been the leader all those years ago, why didn't I listen to your wonderful ideas.

Sonata just sighed shaking her head. "Ok then, do you have an idea on how to get five dollars? I don't think we can go back to the money fountain any time soon."

"Don't worry about it." Aria replied putting a hand on Sonata's shoulder. "I got a plan."

Before Sonata could ask what her plan was, Aria pushed her in front of a car hitting her. The driver of the car immediately stopped and rushed over to the girl rolling on the ground in pain.

"Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" he said in panic.

Seeing her chance, Aria rushes over to Sonata's side with tears in her eyes. "Sonata! Are you ok?! Sonata speak to me!" she wailed.

"Auughhohhh you stupid bitch! Why'd you do that?!"

"I'm so so sorry!" the driver apologized.

"You horrible person!" Aria shouted. "Why didn't you watch where you was driving?!"

"I'm so so so so sorry!" he said again. "Is there anything I can do?"

Hook, line and sucker. "Why yes there is." Aria said coolly. "Just give us five dollars and well forget that your negligence hit my best friend."

"Ok ok!" he reaches into his wallet and gives Aria five dollars. "Maybe I should take you girls to the hospital as well, does your friend have health insurance?"

Aria looked at the man with most serious look on her face. "What the hell is health insurance?"

Meanwhile back at the apartment. Adagio was sitting on the couch in her purple robe eating ice cream while watching Soap Operas on the television moping until the front door opened revealing her two friends. She didn't ask why Sonata was on crutches with her foot in a cast. And she certainly didn't say anything when she handed her a small envelope with a bill for five hundred dollars on it and hobbled to her room.

All she did was look at Aria who had her usual expression on her face. "Well, at least we have a bank account now."

Author's Note

Right now you're probably thinking why is this M rated? Well lets just say that things will get weird later on. How weird? Like butt stuff weird but that's for later.

Enjoy this new story from yours truly.

Now to work on Mash the Diamond Sweetie. ~~But what should they do is beyond me.~~

The Car Wash aka Soapy Soapy Sirens

The Car Wash aka Soapy Soapy Sirens

Aria and Adagio were sitting down at their small kitchen table eating breakfast while Sonata ate hers in front of the television watching cartoons. It was a hot summer day and two girls were discussing ways to get their rent money, after Aria bragged that she had she acquired unlimited funds from the bank only to find out that they only have twenty-five dollars to their name.

"Man it is hot today." Sonata complained from the front room. "Can we please turn on the air?"

"Unless you have 240 dollars to pay for the electric bill, sure." Aria replied. "And you got five more minutes."

Sonata groaned turning back to her cartoons. The day after Sonata and Aria's quest to get some money, the girls received to envelopes in the mail, one for their electric and one for the water both ranging in the hundreds. So, to counter this, and prevent anymore expenses, the girls had to seriously cut down on power and water.

How? Well for starters, they all took their showers together, that lasted all but five minutes. Of course this ruined Adagio's personal bubble bath time sharing the tub with her fellow sirens. Light out time was 6:00 sharp and all electronics were turned off, Sonata was a bit miffed that she couldn't watch her shows that stared at seven, And Aria couldn't watch porn on her computer because it was too hot to masturbate.

Like today, the girls were just in their underwear, with all the windows open trying to get some cool air, but all they got was heat. " Auuuuuuughhhhh! This sucks!" Aria complained slamming her fist on the table. "WHY IS SO HOT TODAY?!"

"I think the heat is the least of our troubles. "Adagio said. "We need an idea to generate some money."

"I KNOW ADAGIO! Shit!" Aria shouted.

Adagio sighed leaning her head in her hand. "So, I was thinking last night how to end our money troubles."

"Oh? Please do tell." Aria inquired.

"Well I was thinking that we should get jobs."

Aria stared at Adagio for a few seconds before the both of them starting laughing. Sonata quickly entered the kitchen seeing what all the fuss was about.

"What's so funny?" Sonata asked.

Adagio calmed down from her laughter. "Oh nothing, just suggested that we get jobs." Sonata started laughing as well. It was in that moment all three girls started laughing since their defeat, a nice morale boost in such dark times.

"I swear, that has GOT to be like the most clichéd thing I've ever heard. "Sonata giggled. "Us getting jobs, like, where would we even work?"

"Someplace with cold water sounds nice." Aria suggested.

"Ooh! And its gotta have a snack bar!" Sonata added with her face lighting up.

"And lots of people to admire and do things for us." Adagio finished rubbing her chin.

All three girls thought hard about where such a wonderful place existed but after a few minutes of coming up with absolutely nothing. The sirens just decided to head to the pool, so they can cool off from the blazing heat.

Walking through the blistering heat with their two piece swimsuits, the sirens made their way to Canterlot City's water park which was full of other sweaty souls trying to beat the heat. Adagio adjusted the towel on her shoulder watching the people swim and relax through the fence. "Well here we are girls, Canterlot City's Water Park."

"Oh boy! Oh boy!" Sonata squealed rushing to the front door. "Nothing like a little fun in the water, right girls?"

"Anything to cool off from this stupid heat." Aria grumbled.

The girls open the door to the building walking inside to the front desk. Or rather they would have, if the person standing behind the desk wasn't the person who caused their downfall, Sunset Shimmer. There was an awkward silence as the girls just continued to stare at each other not making a move.

"Uh, hi, uh, Adagio, Aria and Sonata." Sunset finally said breaking the silence. "How are things?"

"Absolutely shitty." Aria replied dryly.

Sunset resisted the urge to slap herself. Of course they would be upset they had their only source of power destroyed. "Uh right, look, I know that you guys don't like me right now."

"You don't say." Adagio interrupted folding her arms.

"But I think we should bury the hatchet and start all over again, and, and maybe become friends." Sunset continued. "I was like you once, but thanks to six very special friends I've changed for the better, and I want to do the same for you."

"You want to help us?!" Adagio replied pointing at the red head. "You?! You have no idea the amount of damage you did to us! And you want to help us?!"

Sunset doesn't look away nor falters from Adagio's angry gaze. "Yes I do! Because if I can change, so can you."

"You can take your friendship and shove it up your ass!" Adagio turns around and motions for the girls to follow her.

"Wait, so we're not going swimming now?" Sonata asked as she followed her friends.

They leave the water park's front entrance but not without one last word from Sunset. "If you need help, please don't hesitate to ask me."

The door slamming shut was the reply she received.

"The nerve of her!" Adagio complained as she walked down the street with her fellow ex-sirens. "First she destroys the only thing that kept us stable here for years, and now she wants to be friends?!"

"Ugh, I know right?" Aria agreed. "She's the reason we're in this mess."

They continue walking down the sidewalk, venting their frustrations at the hero of the human world. "We don't need any help from her right girls?" Adagio said.

"Fo sho." Sonata replied. "But that still doesn't help us with the rent, water and electric bills."

"That reminds me," Aria began. "Did you turn off the T.V before we left?"

Sonata stood still for a couple of seconds, placing a finger under her lower lip trying to remember. "Uhhhh."

"Yeah we better figure out a way to make some money and fast," Aria said turning towards Adagio. "Before our last option becomes our only option."

Adagio hummed to herself looking over the scenery for a potential money maker. "Lets see here." Fast Food?" Nah, grease would get in my hair. "Strip Club?" Hmm, while my body is flawless in every way possible, I think I'll save that one for later. "Wal-Mart?" Oh hell to the fuck no.

Finally, Adagio spots a couple of young school girls using a vacant parking lot to wash cars. Ugh, manual labor is so beneath me, wait a minute. Slapping her hands together, Adagio pulls her friends close. "Girls, I've got an idea, we'll do what those girls are doing over there in that vacant lot."

"What, washing cars?" Aria asked looking over to the lot. "How would will that help?"

"Simple dear Aria," Adagio chuckled. "What are the only two things that these human males care about that we have but those girls dont?" she grabs Sonata grabbing these certain parts to make her point. "Ass and titties, we'll use these to our advantage!"

"That, that could actually work." Aria agreed.

"Then it's settled." Adagio said. "Let's go find some supplies and begin our assault."

Aria and Sonata nodded their heads and took off to find some supplies for their plan.

Thirty minutes later, the girls returned using the vacant lot across the street from the school girls with everything they needed begin their plan. "Alright Sonata, hold this sign to bring in some suckers." Sonata nodded grabbing the sign while Adagio and Aria waited for their first customer. "And now we wait."

One hour later.

"I don't understand!" Adagio exclaimed stomping on the ground. "Three sexy high school girls wearing a two piece bathing suit should have brought someone in by now!"

"Maybe they think we're jailbait." Aria suggested.

Adagio groaned angrily, heading back to Sonata who was still holding the sign over her chest. "Well there's the problem." Adagio said slowly lifting the sign over Sonata's head showing off her light blue top. "And for a little incentive." placing a hand on Sonata's shoulder, Adagio makes her bounce up and down making her breasts jiggle. And before they knew it, ten cars instantly piled in their lot. "Ha ha! Perfect. Alright girls lets get to work."

As the girls began to get started with their work, two schoolgirls from across the street nodded at each other and left the lot for parts unknown.

Some time later.

"Thank you for choosing us to wash your car dear suck- I mean valued customer." Adagio said. "That will be twenty-five dollars please."

The person in the car reaches into his wallet taking out the money handing it to Adagio. "Uh, my hands are a bit full at the moment, so just stick it between my breasts." the customer rolls up the money and sticks it between her breasts, just like she asked.

"Thank you," Adagio smiled. "Hey Sonata! Come here!" Sonata quickly goes over to Adagio with a small metal box. "Could you be a dear and get this for me?" she stuck out her breasts showing Sonata where the money was.

"No problemo!" Sonata stuck her face between Adagio's cleavage grabbing the money with her teeth and dropping it the box.

As for the customer, he thought that he would need a blood transfusion due to all the blood he was losing. He quickly rolled his window and left for the nearest hospital before he passed out.

"Any more cars left?" Adagio asked her companions.

"Nope nope!" Sonata replied. "That's the last one."

"Ha ha ha! Excellent! Aria, count our profits." Adagio commanded.

Aria just gave a half-hearted salute and began to count their profits.

"Nice work girls, these human suckers didn't know what hit em, ha ha!" Adagio complemented rubbing her butt. "And next time Sonata give a girl some warning before you slap them with a wet towel.

"Sorry, but he said he would give me a hundred dollars if I did."

"Holy fuckin shit!" both girls looked over to Aria who just got done counting the money. "We made 950 dollars!"

Sonata and Adagio gasped at the amount. "YES!" Sonata cheered. "WE DID IT!"

"Our troubles are over girls!" Adagio said pulling her friends in for a hug. "See what'd I tell you? Ass and titties."

Feeling good at their victory, the girls didn't see that one of the schoolgirls from across the street steal their money box and gave it to another girl standing out in front.

"So you're the sluts who's been stealing my business." she called out

Adagio, Aria and Sonata quickly stopped their cheering and gasped. " Oh hell! She's got our money!" Aria noticed.

"I think you mean MY money." the schoolgirl shot back. "I'm over here trying to earn money for my mama and what do I hear? That three sluts have taken the lot across from us and are stealing from me!"

"We didn't steal from you!" Adagio said shaking her fist. "Who are you!"

The girl chuckled pacing back and forth. "I am known as Dinky Hooves, leader of the Canterlot Girl Scouts. And I'm a very busy girl so thank you for your kind patronage ladies." Dinky begins to leave with the money but Adagio runs up to her grabbing her shoulder.

"Now look here you! We OOF!" Adagio dropped on the ground clutching her stomach. Aria and Sonata quickly rushed to their sister's aid and helped her up.

"I have three badges in marital arts." Dinky said dusting off her shoulder. "Now if you don't want to be humiliated any further, I suggest you take your leave before my girl scout troop rearrange your faces."

The sirens just watched as Dinky Hooves and her troop walked away with their money. "Girls," Sonata began. "I think we just got robbed."

"No shit." Aria replied.

Adagio growled angrily. No one makes Adagio Dazzle look like a complete bitch and gets away with it. She was going to get their money back, even, even if she had to call her for help. Adagio sighed heavily knowing what she must do. "Girls, call Sunset Shimmer."

"I'm glad you decided to give me a chance to make things right between us." Sunset said walk towards Applejacks house. "If anybody knows anything about this Dinky Hooves, it will be Apple Bloom and her friends." she walks to the front door knocking on it.

"Don't get the wrong idea about this Shimmer." Adagio said. "I still hate you for what you did."

"Baby steps Adagio," Sunset replied. "Baby steps."

Before Adagio could reply back the front door opened with Applejack poking her head out. "Well howdy there Sunset!" Applejack greeted. "What can I do ya fer?" her bright smile soon faded when she saw the ex-sirens standing behind her. "And what are they doin here?"

"Well I was wondering if Apple Bloom was home." Sunset said rubbing her arm. "Apparently one of Apple Bloom's classmates robbed them today."

"You make it sound so much worse." Aria complained.

"She and her friends are out back." Applejack said pointing to their backyard.

"Thank you Applejack, let's go girls!" Sunset commanded walking to the backyard.

"Man I hate you." Aria growled.

Apple Bloom paced around the clubhouse after hearing the sirens story. "Hmm, Dinky Hooves huh? I'm actually surprised that yer still walkin."

"Err, why is that?" Sonata questioned.

"Well, Dinky Hooves is a warlord." Scootaloo added. "The Canterlot Girl Scouts is nothing more than a front for her operations. They use cuteness to get what they want."

"While causing bodily harm to others who get in their way. "I suggest you cut your losses and let that one go." Sweetie Belle finished.

Adagio slammed her hand on the table. "Never! We worked too hard for that money just to let it go!"

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo glanced at each other nodding. "All right, if yer so hell bent on getting yer money back, we'll help you." Apple Bloom said.

"You'll help us?!" Sonata gasped happily. "Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you!"

"But in return, you will owe us a favor to be used at our leisure. "Sweetie Belle added.

Seeing no other choice, the sirens agreed to the terms Apple Bloom and her friends suggested.

"Lady Diamond," Spoke Silver Spoon. "Apple Bloom and her companions wish to see you."

Diamond Tiara sat on her throne gesturing for them to enter. "Apple Bloom, what bring you to my humble lair?"

"It would seem that yer former apprentice has stolen some money from our friends here." Apple Bloom said pointing at the sirens.

"Dinky Hooves." Diamond snapped her fingers and Silver Spoon came in holding a wine glass and a bottle. "So? Why should I care that she stole their money?" Silver Spoon uncorked the bottle pouring its contents in the glass then handing it to Diamond.

"Wait." Adagio interrupted pointing at Diamond. "You trained her?"

After taking a sip from her glass, Diamond sat the glass on the tray next to her. "Indeed I did, I taught her everything she knows and now she the biggest pain in my ass."

"Then help us get our money back!" Aria commanded. "If she is a pain in your ass then this will certainly get back at her."

Silver Spoon whispered something in Diamonds ear. "Hmm, sorry but I cant, I have a meeting with another warlord." Diamond said standing up.

"If that's the case, then I'm cashing it in." Apple Bloom said.

Diamond Tiara stopped in her tracks. "That favor I owe you? Hmph, very well. Silver Spoon."

"Yes Lady Diamond?" She replied bowing her head.

"Tell him that I will have to reschedule our appointment, and call Dinky."

Silver Spoon bowed her head again. "Yes Lady Diamond."

Some time later, the doors opened reveling warlord Dinky Hooves with two of her bodyguards. "Alright Tiara, what do you what?" she said a little irritated.

"It has come to my attention that you have stolen some funds from my subjects here."

Aria was going to oppose that sentence but Adagio and Sunset just told her to just play it cool for now.

"Those three sluts?!" Dinky replied pointing at sirens. "First of all, they were in MY territory so as far as I'm concerned this is MY money. Secondly, were do you get off on ordering me around? I don't take shit from you anymore."

"Do we really have to do this again Dinky?" Diamond asked. "Remember how our last war turned out."

"I am well aware how that turned out. But I am a more experienced warlord now! If you want to start something you'll find a much different outcome!"

Diamond laughed at Dinky's bravado. "How cute, but seems that you still have much to learn. Oh Ms. Hooves."

Dinky's face paled at her mothers name. "Y-you didn't!"

"DINKY HOOVES!"

"Oh I did." smiled Diamond.

Derpy Hooves enters the room with her arms folded glaring at her daughter. "You are in soo much trouble young lady!" she took the money box from Dinky and gave to Adagio. "Stealing money, cursing, and now a warlord, oohhh when we get home!"

"Bu- but momma I can explain!"

But Derpy was having none of it. "March to the car right now, if your bodyguards need a ride they can come too."

Seeing that she lost this fight Dinky and her two bodyguards left Diamond's domain and entered Derpy's car and drove away.

"I'm sorry momma." Dinky apologized. "I really meant to tell you."

Derpy just laughed handing Dinky a wad of cash who just looked at it severely lost. "Uh, momma? Where did you get this?"

"Let's just say that I was young once." Derpy laughed. "When we see your father all will make sense."

Meanwhile back at Diamond's domain, the sirens were jumping for joy at the return of their hard earned money. "Thank you sooooooooo much!" Sonata said jumping up and down.

"Your welcome." Sunset replied with a bright smile.

"Hmph, don't think that this changes anything between us Shimmer." Aria said. "But I guess I do hate you a little less now."

"I will take that." Sunset replied.

"Come on girls!" Adagio began opening the box. "Let's go pay The General and our-"

Sonata and Aria looked at each other then at Adagio who was frozen with her mouth open wide. "Uh Dagi?" Sonata asked. "Are you ok?"

Adagio doesn't say a word, she just pulls out a single ten dollar bill. Sonata and Aria's faces soon looked like Adagio's pale while and sweating. And it was in that moment that Adagio fell on her knees and screamed to the heavens.

"Damn! Damn! DAMN!"

Author's Note

Man the sirens just cant catch a break can they? Also who else was surprised that Dinky was the villain here? Just wait til you find out who rules them all.

The County Fair aka Southern Fried Sirens

The County Fair aka Southern Fried Sirens

Another day another dollar or in the case of the former sirens, another day another dollar wasted. They were sitting on the couch watching T.V when they where interrupted by the loudest noise they've ever heard. Adagio looks around the front room for the source of the strange sound. "What the hell was that?"

"I don't know," Sonata replied looking around. "But boy was it loud."

They heard the noise again but it was much louder this time. "Aria," Adagio said looking at the purple haired girl. "Do you know what that rumbling noise is?"

Aria looked at Adagio, blushed, and turned away from her. "Uh, that would be my stomach growling." she said as she rubs her empty stomach. "We haven't eaten anything since yesterday afternoon."

Now it was time for Adagio's stomach to growl. "Ooh, right, so that's why I feel so weak." she replied leaning back on the couch. "Being flat broke sucks."

"Hey Sonata." Aria said looking at the blue colored girl. "Do we have any tacos left?"

"Nope, we ate the rest of my stash yesterday, remember?" Sonata weakly replied.

"Damn, so that's what we ate yesterday." Aria muttered. "I'm so hungry that I forgot that we ate those tacos."

The girls sigh at their luck. They had absolutely no food whatsoever and for some reason Sonata would journey to the fridge to see if magical fairies filled their empty refrigerator with food, only to come back disappointed into the front room and lay down conserving any energy she had left from her journey.

It was getting so bad that Adagio thought about calling Sunset for assistance, but every time she picked up the phone she would slap herself and put it back down sighing sadly. "Look girls," Adagio began. "I know things are rough right now, but we've been through worse, we can pull through this."

"Hey Dagi." Sonata said looking at Adagio with a crazed look. "Your hair kind of looks like a big carrot." Sonata's mouth starts drooling uncontrollably as she eyed Adagio's hair. "I bet it's soooo good and tasty."

"What are you talking about? My- SONATA!" Sonata jumped on Adagio trying to eat her hair. "Sonata! get off me!" Adagio grunted trying to push her off. "Aria don't just sit there! Help me!"

Aria doesn't move a muscle. "Sorry, too weak to help you, too weak to care." while Adagio tried to keep the hungry Sonata from eating her hair, Aria merely turned up the T.V to drown out their struggle.

Hey all! The Canterlot County Fair is happing today! Come on by for fun games, fun rides, and free food! We hope to see you there for fun and merriment!

The girls all stared at the T.V mouths agape. "Did that guy say that there would be free food?" Sonata asks pointing at the T.V.

Why yes I did little girl! As in it wont cost you a dime!

The girls looked at each other, then at the T.V, then, back to each other again and immediately raced for the door heading towards Canterlot City County Fair.

The County Fair was full of many visitors wondering around the fair grounds. Some were riding rides, and others were playing games winning prizes and overall having a great time. Except for the sirens of course as they were only here for one thing and one thing only. To feast like they never feasted before.

"All right girls!" Adagio said standing at the entrance with her hands on her hips with a devilish smirk. "It's feeding time!" the girls scattered throughout the feeding grounds looking for their next meal.

Sonata was wondering around when the familiar sent of tacos filled her nose. "Yummy! Tacos!" with her mouth watering for sustenance she followed the sent till she found a small stand. "Well hello there little lady," spoke the vendor. "Would you like free tacos?"

"Yes please!" Sonata replied happily. He gives her a bag and a spork. "Uh, what's this?" she said eyeing the bag. "Tacos don't come in bags silly, they come in wrapping paper."

"It's called a walking taco young miss." he replied. "it's a taco, but in a bag."

"Hmm," Sonata uses the spork to scoop some of her taco out of the bag and takes a bite shivering in pleasure." Oh yeah, soo good."

Meanwhile, Aria was partaking in the consumption of a triple cheese hamburger. "Oh, Mmm, oh god yes." she moans as she took another bite of her burger making all the guys scoot closer to her.

"Damn, that must be one good burger." one guy said. "I'll have what she's having."

And as for Adagio, she was currently in a hot dog eating contest scarfing down hot dogs like a professional. "Wow, I've never seen a girl put away so many hot dogs."

"I know, she's really turning me on."

"...Dude...What?"

"Hey, a girl's gotta eat ya know."

Hours later, Sonata wondered around the fair grounds, looking for her two friends among the crowd. "Man those were some good tacos, I wonder what else they have here?" she saw Aria sitting down eating her fourth cheeseburger. "Hey Aria! I found you."

Aria nodded acknowledging her existence while still eating her burger.

"Ooo, that looks sooo good! Where you'd get that?" Sonata asks taking a seat next to Aria.

"There you are." Adagio said walking up to the girls holding her first place trophy. "I've been looking everywhere for you guys!"

"Hey Dagi!" Sonata waved. "Nice trophy."

Adagio sits her trophy on the table taking the seat next to Sonata. "Girls, guess what?! I've been chosen to be a judge for the county fair bake-off!"

"Hmph? How'd you win that?" Aria asked talking with her mouth full.

"Aria, don't talk with your mouth full." Adagio said folding her arms. "But if you must know, I won by eating the most hot dogs, those fools had no chance against me. And guess what? You two are my co-judges."

Aria and Sonata gave each other a high five. "Alright! So when does it start?" Sonata asks.

"In about ten minutes." Adagio replied. "We will eat well today girls!" the sirens started laughing loudly causing other people to look at them strangely.

"Mommy, what are those girls laughing about?"

"Just keep walking sweetheart."

As the girls made their way to there destination a man came running up to them. "E-Excuse me," he said panting. "But which one of you is Adagio Dazzle?"

"That would be me." Adagio said standing forward.

The man took a deep breath trying to catch his breath. "I'm so sorry Miss, but the bake-off has been cancelled."

"What?!" Adagio screamed grabbing the man by the collar shaking him. "Why was it cancelled?!"

The man just looked off to the side. "You wouldn't believe me even if I told you."

Adagio dropped the man on the ground and puts her hands on her hips." Try me."

Seeing that there was no other way, the man relented and told the girls to follow him. They followed him wondering what could've happened that would cause the bake-off to be cancelled. Their questions were finally answered when they approached a small tent of one of the contestants covered in yellow police tape.

Adagio ignores the tape and walks inside the tent. "What the hell happened to-OH MY GOD!"

Sonata and Aria quickly rushed inside and saw the object of Adagio's shock, one of the contestants was lying on a big plate with her skin crispy like fried chicken. The sheriff looks up at the girls covered their mouths in shock. "What are you three doing in here? Cant you read?"

"What the hell happened to her?!" Adagio asked pointing at the plate.

"Oh, this, well this was Miss Sunday Dinner." the sheriff said standing up adjusting his hat. "Damn shame, she was a shoe-in to win the bake-off this year too." he kneels down again looking at the crispy contestant. "It look at least thirteen rolls of paper towels just to soak up all the grease." he rips off a piece of her skin and sniffs it and ate it.

"Oh god." Sonata gasped covering her mouth.

"What the hell?!" Aria whispered to herself. "You've gotta be shitting me!"

"Hm, yep, she was at least doubled flowered and deep fried for ten minutes with at least twelve different herbs and spices. The killer even left behind some mashed potatoes with a side of gravy and macaroni and cheese." he grabs a plate and rips off Miss Sunday's arm and sits it on his plate while using a spoon to grab the potatoes and macaroni and cheese. "We're dealing with one sick son of a bitch. I sure the killer will strike again."

The girls quickly leave the tent before they saw anything that would cause them to lose their lunch. "Yuck!" Sonata said clutching her stomach sticking her tongue out. "That was sooo disgusting!"

"I think those four cheeseburgers I had are coming back." Aria replied covering her mouth. "I think I need to find a trash can or something!"

Adagio just stood still with her arms folded. She didn't know what was worse, the fact that the bake-off was cancelled due to someone getting cooked into fried chicken or the fact that said someone was being devoured because they got turned into fried chicken. Then, a thought hit Adagio. "Hey, did you girls get the name of that officer?"

Sonata shook her head no while Aria was busy losing her lunch in the nearest trash can. "Hm, well I'm sure he's still around looking for the killer."

"What are we going to do Dagi?" Sonata asks holding Aria's hair back while she emptied her stomach. "The county fair is sure to be cancelled if there is another death. And I'm still hungry!" Sonata winced as Aria upchucked the rest of her lunch.

"Personally, I'm good being with being hungry." Aria groaned. "We don't even know who did it or where the killer will strike next."

Adagio rubbed her chin thoughtfully thinking of anything that was said. "Ah-Ha!" she exclaimed. "Yes we do!" she took out a piece of paper and pointed at a name. "See?! Miss Sunday Dinner! She was a contestant in the bake-off?"

"Duh, that officer guy said the same thing." Aria said leaning on the trash can. "So what?"

"So that means that the killer is going after the contestants!" Adagio said looking smug. "Ha! I'm such a genius!"

"Wow Dagi! You're super duper smart!" Sonata said putting her hands together.

"Hmph! But of course." Adagio replied proudly. "Now come on! We've got to save our dinner!"

"As long as it's not chicken." Aria groaned before throwing up in the trash can again.

The girls returned to the tent where Miss Sunday Dinner became a Sunday dinner looking for clues for anything that lead to the whereabouts of the killer. They searched high and low for anything suspicious but to no avail. "Uggh! This is hopeless!" Adagio shouted kicking a pebble. "Sonata, sniff for clues."

"...Do I look like a damn dog to you?" Sonata replied insulted, crossing her arms.

"Would you do it for a Sonata snack?" Adagio said holding up a taco in her hand. Losing her dignity, Sonata got on all fours barking like a dog. "Good girl, now search for clues."

Sonata sniffed all around the tent while Adagio and Aria stood and watching Sonata as she crawled under a table barking loudly. "Hm? Did you find something?" Adagio asked.

The blue haired siren appeared from under the table with a piece of paper in her mouth. "Good girl Sonata." Adagio cheered tossing the taco to Sonata who ate it in one bite while Adagio and Aria studied their first clue. "Miss Chili?" Adagio muttered looking at the name.

"Wasn't there a Miss Chili on the contestant list?" Aria questioned.

Opening her list of contestants, Aria and Adagio searched for the name Miss Chili. "I don't see a Miss Chili." Adagio said. "Do you?"

"Nope." Aria simply replied. "But I do see a Miss Beef Stew." Both girls look at each other.

"Aw Damn."

In another tent not to far away, Adagio, Sonata and Aria stood scratching their heads while the Mayor spoke with the officer about the human sized pot filled with chili while a dead Miss Beef Stew simmering in it. "Well, it pains me to do this, but I guess I'll have to cancel the rest of the fair." spoke the mayor while look at the pot.

"I don't understand," Sonata said. "Miss Beef stew wasn't Miss Chili, there wasn't even a Miss Chili."

"She was Miss Chili last year." the officer replied grabbing a ladle and dipping it in the pot and sipping some. "Still hot too."

Aria turned to Adagio with a disgusted look on her face. "Ugh, this is disgusting."

"Hm, It would seem that our killer added some jalapeños. We're dealing with a culinary expert here." grabbing some sour cream, he scoops some out and dumps it in the pot. "Does anybody have any crackers to go with this?"

The mayor just put her hands on her hips glaring in the officer. "Crackers?! Listen Sergeant Sprinkles, you better find our killer before I decide to cancel the rest of the fair and maybe your job as well! Get me?"

"Gotcha Ma'am." Sprinkles replied looking down.

"Good, now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back with my date." and with that the mayor walked past the girls and out the door.

"Your name is Sprinkles?" Sonata asks breaking the silence.

Sprinkles sighed heavily glancing off to the side. "Yes, High School was not a fun time either."

Aria slowly puts her hand back down.

"Well that was a total bust." Adagio complied walking around the fairgrounds. "Whoever this person is, is seriously messed up in the head."

"Not to mention being one step ahead of us." Aria added. "What are we missing?"

"Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know!" Sonata exclaimed."

"Oh please, enlighten us." Aria replied folding her arms.

"Ok! Get this, so apparently our killer chief is targeting the contestants right?" Adagio and Aria nodded their heads. "Well, what if our killer was a constant too! I mean turning Miss Sunday Dinner into...that and what happened to Miss Beef Stew."

"That-That makes sense." Aria begrudgingly agreed. "Sergeant Sprinkles did say that the killer is a culinary expert."

"And speaking of Sergeant Sprinkles, he sure did know how exactly Miss Sunday Dinner was killed." Adagio finished.

Adagio and Aria looked up at each other. "You don't think."

"That's right!" Sonata jumped in with a proud look. "The killer is the mayor's date!"

"No stupid!" Aria replied flinging Sonata's hair. "The killer is Sprinkles!"

"For realizes?!"

"Come on girls. Let's go find our culinary officer." Adagio said waving for them to follow her.

Using their list of contestants, the girls searched throughout the fairgrounds searching for Sprinkles. They went in every tent warning the contestants of certain death if they stayed any longer. "There! That should be all the competition." Adagio remarked. "With no competitors left Sprinkles will have no choice but to leave the fair."

"Uh, Dagi?" Sonata said with a finger under her chin. "With no competitors how are we gonna eat?"

Adagio stood blankly for a few seconds before she facepalmed. "Son of a bitch."

"You stupid girls! You just had to get in my way!" the Dazzlings quickly turned around to the very irate Sergeant Sprinkles. "You just had to stop my revenge."

"Revenge?" Aria questioned.

Sprinkles paced back and forth like a lion stalking its prey. "Yes revenge! Every year I always lose the bake-off! Last place; Every single year. But not this year, this year I decided that I was going to prove that I am the better culinary chef!"

"Look asswipe!" Aria shot back. "You probably lost because your cooking was people! Nobody would eat that garbage!"

"Because they wouldn't see the genius of it! A true genius of the art of cooking can make a meal out of anything! And I'll prove it! By making you three into cupcakes!" he charges towards the girls in an attempt to grab them, but they just simply sidestepped out the way making him fall down a cliff.

Meanwhile at the bottom, Fluttershy was playing with the rabbits in her petting zoo until Sprinkles fell down in the middle of her petting zoo. The rabbits all looked at their intruder and immediately swarmed him as Fluttershy watches in shock as her rabbits devoured Sprinkles until he was nothing but bones. "Huh, that's new." she said.

As for the sirens, they felt no joy in their victory. Sure Sprinkles was no more but their feast was no more as well. Sighing sadly at their poor fortune and an another hungry night, the girls began to walk home until a jet black car with a yellow flash pulled up next to them. "Hey girls," Sunset Shimmer said poking her head out the window.

"Shimmer?" Adagio said looking at her. "What do you want? I don't feel like putting up with your crap today."

"I heard about what you girls did today at the fair." she said. "Saving the constants from a serial killer and all."

"Get to the point Shimmer." Aria said not looking at her.

Sunset sighed as she looked back at her boyfriend who just smiled in nodded at her. "Look, I know that we not the best of friends right now, but I was wondering if you wanted to join Brad and I for dinner. We're going to an all you can eat buffet and I thought that-"

The sirens stop walking and look over towards Sunset. "Why did us ask us this? You know we don't have any money." Adagio said.

"Hey don't worry about it." Brad replied. " I'll pay for you guys."

"You'd do that for us?" Sonata asks. "Even after the whole mind control thing."

"Sure, Sunset was a bad girl herself once." he said as Sunset shot him a glare. "But, if she's willing to forgive ya and be friends, I can too."

The sirens looked at each other, unsure if they should take up Sunset's offer, but the rumbling of their stomachs gave their answer. "Step into the Bradmobile." Brad said unlocking the doors.

"You dork." Sunset replied rolling her eyes.

The girls entered the car and drove away with Sunset and Brad to dinner. Once again they were helped by the same person who defeated them at the Battle of the Bands. "Hey, Shimmer." Adagio said from the back seat.

"Yeah?"

"...Thanks."

Sunset's eyes widen at Adagio's gratitude. "Your welcome." she said smiling. "So, does this mean that-"

"Don't push it Shimmer." Adagio replied firmly.

"Sorry."

Author's Note

A minor victory for the girls poor luck. But at least they wont go home hungry tonight. I really enjoy writing this. Just some snippets of stories of the girls as they try to adjust to their new lives.
I think you'll enjoy the next story I got planned.

Siren Show aka Why do People Watch This Crap?

Another unfulfilled morning in the city of Canterlot City. Adagio Dazzle, ex-leader of the Dazzlings was sleeping in her bed, or at least trying to. Rent day was coming soon and they still don't have the money to pay The General. It was becoming quite clear that if they don't come up with a plan and fast they would most likely be put out on the street.

Seeing that she wasn't going back to sleep anytime soon, Adagio sits up yawning and stretching but couldn't help but feel...off. She couldn't help but feel like she was being...Watched. Slowly getting up from her silken sheets, and looking around her room in her nude body. "Something doesn't feel right." Adagio muttered. "Sonata? Are you in my closet again?" opening her closet door, Adagio found nothing but her wardrobe. "Maybe a nice shower will help."

Grabbing her robe and her towel, the orange haired girl made her way to the bathroom turning on the hot water and stepping into the tub. "Mmm, just what I needed."

"Achoo!"

"Bless you," Adagio said washing her arm. Her face instantly drops as she peaked the curtains. A small camera crew was on the other side video taping her while she was in the shower. "Who the hell are you?"

"Oh great! Now we have to redo that entire now! Great job Adagio!" the cameraman scolded. "Alright everybody, lets take five and try again." the crew disappears from the bathroom leaving a stunned Adagio and cameraman alone in the bathroom. "Adagio, baby, you cant be looking at the camera."

"Sorry?" Adagio apologized. "But why are you guys in our house? And more importantly why are you in our bathroom?"

"We cant shoot your T.V show without your scene Adagio baby, I mean we already got Sonata's and Aria's scenes done so all we need now is yours. Well I better get back to the team, later Adagio baby, Oh and by the way, nice breasts." the cameraman leaves the bathroom shutting the door behind him.

Adagio continued to stand in the shower ass naked and very confused. "What? T.V show? I don't remember signing up for one. Who would even be dumb enough to even sign us up?" Adagio's face instantly turned very angry while gritting her teeth. There was only one person who she knew who do something this stupid.

"SONATAAAAAAAAA!"

Adagio Dazzle- Bro don't lie you know you would tap that.

Of all the stupid *Beep* things Sonata has done, this is by FAR the most *Beep* up thing she has ever *Beep* done! What *Beep* possessed her to even sign us up for a *Beep* reality show! *Beep*

"But Dagi!" Sonata cried. "You were always complaining that you wanted to be adored again! So I thought that this was the best way!"

Adagio was angrily pacing in front of Sonata who was sitting on the couch. "But not like this you airhead! Everyone knows that reality T.V sucks! Like that one show of that guy with twelve baby mamas, or that one show of that one bitch who complains about everything!"

"But I thought you liked reality T.V." Aria said.

"No, that's Soap Operas!" Adagio shot back. "There's a difference!"

Sonata Dusk- You would totally bust a nut on her pretty face wouldn't you?

I don't know why she's so mad at me. I mean she said that she wants to be back in the spotlight again, shoot, even Aria and I would like to be adored again. Without having to resort to internet porn...again.

And Soap Operas and Reality T.V are so totally the same thing.

Aria scoffs while Adagio continues to vent about the differences between Soaps and Reality T.V. "Can we just agree to disagree?" Aria spoke. "Look, I was against this whole T.V show thing, but I got to thinking, what if this actually got us famous? Think about it Adagio, If this show takes off we would be set for life! No more trying to make ends meet only to screwed over by life."

Adagio glances off to the side. "Well."

"Come on Dagi!" Sonata said getting off the couch. "Join in on the fun! We'll be very super famous!" she wraps an arm around Adagio with her other arm pointing forward. "Just think about all the tacos and cheesecake we could buy!"

Adagio mouth water at the name of her favorite dessert. "Well, I do love cheesecake, and I'm sick of actually having to do stuff. You know what? Lets do it!"

"Yay! That's the spirit Dagi!" Sonata cheered clapping her hands. "Hopefully this will go a lot better than that whole internet porn thing."

Aria Blaze- Grab those pigtails and take her for a ride.

Ugh, she just had to mention the porn thing. *Beep* man it wasn't even THAT bad. Look we were young and we needed the money and the only reason it went south was because Sonata is a SUPER freak.

What happened? Well, lets just say that it involved and horse, a golden retriever and a bucket of fried chicken. My ass is still sore from what happened.

The girls were walking in Canterlot City Square Mall with the camera crew following close behind. The lead cameraman required some B-roll footage of the girls while the Producer of the show would join them later.

"Alright girls?" Adagio said putting her hands on her hips. "What should we do?"

"Ooh! Can we play in the arcade? Please please pwetty pwease?" Sonata begged.

Adagio and Aria just shrugged not really caring what they did. "Sweet! I'm gonna go play some DDR!" Sonata said running off to the arcade with Adagio and Aria following her only to find Pinkie Pie standing on the machine with her arms folded.

"Well, well, well if it isn't my arch-rival Sonata Dusk." Pinkie said to the blue colored girl.

"Pinkie Pie!" Sonata growled shaking her fist.

Both girls glare at each other before backing up. "Did you come to take my title of DDR champion Sonata?" Pinkie asked.

"That's MY title Pink one and you know it!" Sonata shot back. "You stole it from me!"

"That's funny, I believe I won it fair and square."

Sonata Dusk- Professional Super Freak

She lies! Lies I tell you! Lies! My DDR skills have no equal!

Still managed to beat you though.

Get out of my personal thoughts Pinkie! And you sooo did not!

"Well then Sonata if you feel that way how bout a rematch." Pinkie suggested. "Right now!"

Sonata was about to accept the challenge until the cameraman stopped her. "Sorry Miss Dusk, but we have to keep moving as the Producer would like more footage."

Stomping her foot on the ground in annoyance. Sonata leaves the arcade but not without vowing vengeance to reclaim her title as the best DDR dancer in Canterlot City.

"I really hate that they have this whole *Beep* thing for a dancing game." Aria muttered.

Adagio Dazzle- The girl who's leg you wanna hump

So after we left the arcade. We continued to roam around when the camera crew got a phone call from our so called 'producer' asking to meet with him at the café. So we did.

This had better work. I really REALLY don't want to work at Gamestop.

The Dazzlings and their camera crew entered the café looking through the crowd of people for their producer who was somewhere among the crowd of hipsters.

"Oh girls! Over here!" The Dazzlings saw a man sitting down at a table wearing a business suit waving at them. The girls took the seat across from him. "Ah, so you three must be The Dazzlings, hello my name is Rumble and I'm the producer of your show."

"We- We're not going to do porn for the internet are we?" Adagio asked. "Cause the last time that happened I had to-"

Rumble quickly waves his hands at them. "Oh no no no nothing like that! I just heard that you girls would like to be in the spotlight again, well I'm here to make it happen."

Sonata slowly raises her hand.

"No, you're not doing porn. Honest!"

Sonata puts her hand back down.

"I know that this sounds too good to be true girls, but trust me. When we're done everyone is going to love you. Now tell me do you girls have any romantic interests?"

The girls looked at each other unsurely. "Uh...No." they said.

Rumble rubs his chin in thought for a second before speaking up again. "Well that's no good. Study shows that romantic parings are instant hits. Everybody likes romance."

"I don't." Aria said crossing her arms.

"Romance is beneath me." Adagio added. "Not really worth my time."

"I'd rather just hit it and quit it." Sonata finished.

Rumble just rolls his eyes and reaches into his suitcase and pulls out a chart. "Girls, trust me, if you had some romance your show it would acquire more viewers. Just- just at least try it for awhile and if it doesn't work we'll do something else."

The sirens huddled up discussing Rumble's romance idea while Rumble waited playing with his thumbs sweating nervously. "Alright Rumble." Adagio said as the girls broke their huddle. "We've discussed it and we came to a decision. We'll try your idea."

"Really?! Oh thank you! You wont regret this girls!" Rumble said smiling. "Ok, Aria and Sonata you two are now an item."

"WHAT?!" both of them shouted.

"And as for Adagio we've brought someone for you." Rumble began. "They should be arriving right about-"

"Uh, excuse me?" a voice called out making Adagio's neck hair stand. "But are you Rumble?"

"But of course Miss Shimmer." Rumble replied scooting over so that she take a seat. "Please have a seat."

Sunset nods her head and took a seat. "Oh, hi girls!" Sunset greeted the now stunned sirens. "Are you her about the show too?"

Adagio Dazzle- One pissed off girl

What the *Beep*! *Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* Beep* piece of *Beep*Beep!* Huff* Huff* BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!*

Rumble nods his head answering her question. "Yes they are Miss Shimmer. You'll be Miss Dazzle's lesbian girlfriend."

"Wait! Wait wait wait a minute!" Adagio shouted waving her hands. "She cant be with me! She already has a boyfriend!" Adagio hoped that they didn't break up. Well actually, she didn't care if they broke up or not, but one thing was for sure. She did not want to be with the one who caused their downfall putting them in this mess in the first place.

"Wait, I'm being Adagio's girlfriend?" Sunset said.

"Of course." Rumble confirmed. "Lesbian couples are all the rage nowadays."

"What about gay guys?" Sonata questioned.

"One step at a time Sonata." Rumble said quickly. "So will you join the show Miss Shimmer?"

Sunset crosses her arms humming in thought. "Are you seriously thinking about this?!" Adagio exclaimed raising her arms in the air in exasperation. "You cant be *Beep* serious!"

After a couple of seconds of thinking. Sunset held out her hand for Rumble to shake. "Sure, I'm in!"

Adagio Dazzle- One extremely pissed off girl

Miss Dazzle! Please stop destroying our set! Somebody stop her! Oh shit! She's got Bill! Someone get the tranquilizer darts! Damn she's takin those darts like a champion!

Wait why is she lookin at me? OH MY GOD!

"Excellent Miss Shimmer!" Rumble said shaking her hand. " You wont regret this. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be off, good luck on your show!" Rumble stands up grabbing his suitcase and walks out the door with the camera crew following behind. "Heh heh heh! Those fools, that was almost too easy!" he reaches into his pocket and took out a cell phone. "Hey baby, yeah its done, yes, don't worry leave the rest to me, Don't worry! It will work and we will return to Equestria and soon Twilight Sparkle, Trixie and him will soon feel our vengeance!"

Meanwhile back in the café. Adagio was fuming that Sunset Shimmer, her arch-enemy had agreed to be her girlfriend. "Like the hell is wrong with you?! I know that I'm a very sexy bitch and everybody wants me, but you just cant agree to date me! This ain't no fanfiction!"

"Ha! Sucks for you!" Aria mocked wrapping a arm around Sonata.

Sonata grabbed Aria's arm and flung it off of her. "I still haven't forgave you for pushing me in front of a car. That really hurt you know."

"Aw suck it up you wuss." Aria replied flinging Sonata's bangs. "At least you got me and not Shimmer."

"I much rather have Sunset and not you." Sonata muttered to herself.

Sunset held up her hands up in defense. "Now wait a sec Adagio, I know this seems...Sudden, but I can explain!"

"I swear, if you broke up with your boyfriend just to date me, I swear I'll-"

"No no me and Brad are still together!" Sunset replied. "I know that you three don't like me, but just hear me out. Did any of you find that this whole T.V show thing seems kind of sketchy? I mean when Pinkie Pie told me that you guys had your own show I did a bit of research."

"And?" Adagio shot out.

"And there's no producer named Rumble, but that's not the strange thing here. I asked my friends if they knew a Rumble and the crusaders told me that he moved away two years ago. Plus he was twelve and that one looked to be our age." Sunset said.

"Wait, so that means." Aria began.

"We got played!" Adagio finished slamming her fist in her hand. "Oooh just wait till I get my hands around his neck! I'm gonna squeeze and Squeeze and SQUEEZE!"

"Oh no!" Sonata cried. "What are we going to do?"

"We?" Aria said glaring at Sonata. "This was your doing! You fix this!"

"Oh so now its my fault?!" Sonata shot back.

"Yes you dunce!"

Aria and Sonata got in each others face growling at each other until Sunset pulled them apart. "Now there's no point in arguing about it. We have to stop Rumble's plan."

"Which is?" Adagio asked dryly.

"Uh, no clue." Sunset replied embarrassed. "That's why I accepted the role of your love interest, so I can figure that out." Adagio stared blankly at Sunset who was now scratching the back of her hair. "Uh, so, uh...yeah, just act like my girlfriend tomorrow while we figure out what's Rumble up to ok?"

"Fine." Adagio agreed through clenched teeth. "But I don't play the bitch."

Adagio Dazzle- We ran out of sexy things to say about her

Ugh, this is so stupid. I have no idea why I have to be with Shimmer, I mean she was the main reason we're in this mess and the next minute we're dating?! What kind of moron comes up with this?!

I should have just taken the job at Gamestop.

Sonata Dusk- We haven't ran out of sexy things to say about you

Why do I have to be with Aria...Again?! I mean sure we were in item years ago, but that was a long long long time ago. Cant I be with someone else? Male or Female; I don't care just not Aria.

Cant I be with that one guy from that one story on Fimfiction.net where me and the girls haven't seen each other in twenty years? He seemed nice, and he can cook!

How do I know about Fimfiction? Well Pinkie and I sometimes go there and read stories and make fun of the authors. We're surprised that no one wrote a clop-fic about us yet.

Aria Blaze- Or you

...This is stupid...

The next morning, the girls along with Sunset were walking down the streets of Canterlot City with the camera crew filming them as they did couple like things. Like for example, walking down the park, sharing an ice cream sundae, holding hands, recreating that one scene from the movie Titanic, and kissing in public.

"Ok girls!" spoke the lead cameraman. "We got a good amount of footage for the show! You guys are gonna be superstars!"

"We better." Aria mumbled folding her arms.

Before the lead cameraman could tell his crew to begin editing, his cellphone began ringing. "Oh, excuse me for a sec." he answers his phone with the girls waited for him to finish. "Yes sir?...Oh...Oh I see...Well that sucks...Ok I'll be sure to let them know...Bye." he hung up his phone and placed it back in his pocket. "Bad news, guys. The shows been cancelled."

"Are you shitting me?!" Adagio shouted. "What about all that shit we just did?! I even kissed Shimmer with tongue for fucks sake!"

The lead cameraman just shrugged. "Eh, that's show business. Come on boys, our next assignment is a young girl who is sixteen and pregnant." they entered their company car and drove away leaving the sirens and Sunset stunned with silence.

"What, what was the point of that?" Sonata asked breaking the silence.

"What's the point of anything in this damned city?" Aria replied dryly.

Adagio however was frothing at the mouth with her eye twitching and her hands turned to fists breathing heavily and shaking violently; she fell to her knees and screamed to the heavens.

"SON OF A BITCH!"

Author's Note

Will the girls ever get some good fortune? And will the girls figure out what is Rumble planning? But most importantly, what the hell happened in that porno?

Find out next time. When the girls do something sexy for the male and some female demographic. I think.