PIRL

by Electric Dazzle

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Random
Length: 1597

A person, who lives by his dreams, unknown of what is going to happen to him.
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Edited by Satin and DevilsMessiah.
On an unrelated note, how the hell did this get over 1k views?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-17 21:54:01 UTC

Ponies jumping from screens.

Completely by Electric Dazzle, with slight aid from Satin And DevilsMessiah.

Hello, name’s Orion, and I am a Finnish brony. Other than that, I’m just your average angsty teenager.

Currently, I am sitting in front of a computer watching MLP: FiM, something that I can safely say is my favourite show of all time.  Wishing for a portal, some sudden dramatic experience, some way to join them.  Life on Earth is just... so... dull.  School, work, sleep, it’s always the same.  The only break I get from the repetitiveness is ponies, and I can only re-watch episodes now that season 2 is finally over...

Pinkie Pie is now singing Giggle at the Ghosties, one of my favorite songs if I had to choose.

*Sigh* “Pinkie... if you were real, would you still giggle at the ghosties?”

…

Suddenly, Pinkie jumps out from the computer, straight out of the screen.

“HI!”

*Gasp* “AHH!” I fell out of the chair, hitting my head on the floor and passed out.

Later at 3:00 pm.

“Ugh...” I woke up with a godawful headache and moved to get up from the floor.

“Are you okay there?” A voice filled with concern asked from beside me.

I looked up and saw the giant ball of pink energy otherwise known as Pinkie Pie. How did this happen? Am I dreaming? Is this real at all? This just doesn't make any sense at all. What... What’s going on?

Screw it, I’m just gonna roll with it, “Yea... I’m fine, how, uh, how did you get here...?” I asked her, confused at the whole situation.

“Well duh! I’m Pinkie Pie! I am rather random sometimes!” I raised an eyebrow, but then I gave up. Knowing Pinkie, I gave it a shrug and simply went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat with Pinkie in tow. No use facing this on an empty stomach.

I opened the fridge, and much to my disappointment, there was nothing in there.

I’d forgot to go to the grocery store earlier.  Stupid past me, quit being lazy so I don’t have to do it!

*sigh*

“Pinkie, can you entertain yourself for a bit while I go grocery shopping?”

“Yeah, sure!” She nods her head furiously, causing her poofy hair to bounce every which way, eliciting a huge smile from me.

I got my shoes on, grabbed my wallet and the list I made yesterday, checked my reflection in the mirror for a hot second, before leaving my flat, and closing the door behind me. Leaving, in my mind, what was probably just a side effect from the concussion anyway.  Nothing to worry about... right?

I was walking. Walking was a simple little part of my life.  My mind seems stuck back on the pink puff in my apartment.  I scratch my head in confusion ‘Well, I’ve either gone completely crazy, or I’ve got a My Little Dashie thing goin’ on here...”

“Hey!” I jumped as I was taken, very forcefully, out of my thoughts.  I looked up to try and identify the voice. My best friend was waving at me from across the street.

“Oh hey, Anthony!” I said to him as I made my way over to him.

“Hows it goin man?” He asked.

“Nothing special, just going to grocery store to pick up a few things. I don’t wanna starve..”  ‘Best not to tell him about Pinkie quite yet...’

“Can I come along?” He says with a grin.

“Is some super exciting stuff happening with you today?  I’m not saying no, just saying you don’t have anything more important to do today but help me go grocery shopping?”

He shakes his head with a smirk.

“Alright dude, lets do this.”

It took 5 minutes to walk to the grocery store.

“I need milk and sugar...” I looked at the note I’d made beforehand.

“Let me bring them for you bro.” The male voice said from next to me.

Anthony, my friend, brought them over to me. We then went to the cashier and paid for the products, and went back to my apartment.

“Can I stay at your place for a while?” Anthony asked. I raised an eyebrow at him and he laughed.

“My parents kicked me out.” I thought of Yao Ming’s rage face. Heh, memes...

“Okay...” I replied to him hesitantly. I opened the door and placed the products on the table.

“Anthony, can you promise me something?”

“Yes?”

“Don’t freak out when you see what’s inside my room, okay?” I asked him.

“Huh?” He was dumbfounded.

“Trust me on this one.”

“Okay.” He said, nodding in the process.

I opened the door to my room, and Anthony gasped.

“HI!” A pink pony sprung up.

“AAH!” He passed out. I facepalmed, because I knew this was going to happen.

Later, Anthony woke up.

“Damn headache...” He said as he got up from the bed.

He walked to the living room, only to see me and Pinkie watching TV.

He gasped again.

I looked at him. “Oh, you're up. Pinkie, this is Anthony, Anthony, this is Pinkie Pie.”

His eyes were wide.

“Just... Don't pass out on me again.”

“Huh, Well, nice to meet you... Pinkie Pie...” Anthony shuddered but got a smile back from Pinkie which made him feel a bit safer.

"Hi, Anthony! I'm sorry for spooking you out, OH by the way do you like cupcakes, because I sure do love 'em!" She spoke fast. Way to fast.

"Umm, yeah..." Anthony looked at her quizzically.

“Orion, can we talk for a second?” Anthony asked. I got up from the couch, and walked over to him, where we began to talk.

“Orion. The fuck is going on?”

“Why the hell I should know?”

“No, I mean, how the hell did a pink cartoon pony get in here?”

“Well, I was sitting watching My little Pony, then Pinkie jumped out from my computer screen. True story. Simple as that.”

“This doesn't make any sense!”

“...”

“Okay, I’m sorry. I have to go now. This is just too much for me to handle right now.”

“Bye then...”

He closed the door. I crashed on the couch, and fell asleep.

I woke up and looked at the clock, I’ve only slept for 3 hours. Whatever, sleep is for the weak.

“Pinkie, you there?”

I went up to my room and opened the door, unsure of what I was going to find...

“What the fu-” I gasped.

There was Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, Fluttershy and Rarity, all alongside Pinkie.

“What sorcery is this?” They all looked at me for a long time.

“A human? I didn't know you things were real!” Twilight was first to even say something.

“Well duh, this is Earth, and there are around 6 billion people here, even more.” I said to her.

“6 BILLION?!”

“Uhh... yeah... So, how did you all get here?” I asked her.

“Oh, we teleported here.” I facepalmed, of course.

“I don't know, how did Pinkie get here without magic?”

“Well, she’s Pinkie.” Rainbow Dash added. “That’s all you need to know!”

“I still dont get it...” Twilight said.

“Well, why did you come here?” I knew they were going to take Pinkie back with them.

“We’re going to bring Pinkie back to our world.”

I sighed.

Twilight noticed my despair.

"Well, you can come too if you want, that is."

“Wha... me?”

“Yes.”

my mouth was agape. Holy shit, my dreams will finally come true!

“Are you ready?” Twilight asked.

“We’re going right now?”

“Yes.” I thought a moment. Then...

“Hold on I'll get something.”

I opened my closet, and put everything in the backpack that I’d need for my journey to Equestria.

“I’m ready now.” I told them with a straight face.

“Okay then, going back in 3... 2... 1..”

A light flashed, and everypony, myself included, was gone.

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*thud*

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“Argh...”

I looked around, I was in a library, I grinned and fell asleep, fully aware that I was within the hallowed brony heaven known as ‘Twilight’s Library’.

I fell from a bed. “Whoa... huh?”

I feel smaller somehow, and there's something sticking out of my ass. I also have longer hair.

I looked at my... hooves... Where the hell did these come from? Oh right, I became a pony appearantly.

‘’YYYEESS!’’ I jumped. I didn't fall. I realized I had wings flapping beside me.

This was the best moment of my life.

I went down and looked in the mirror. I was a brown pegasus. I had blue and grey streaks running through my mane, and had brown eyes.

I made an epic pose. Depressing life, you shall be... No more!

I then went downstairs.

“Oh, hey Twilight.” I said as I noticed her reading as she usually does in the show.

“Hey you've woken up!”

“Yes, yes I have.”

“I see that you're awake.” An unexpected voice had echoed the library.

‘’Huh?’’

I looked to the side, and saw Princess Celestia. If I was still a human I would be taller than her, but now,

she looks damn big.

“Um... hey...” I greeted her nervously.

“Welcome to Equestria.” She smiled.

‘’Thank you.’’ I said to her.

“Anyway, duty calls, It was nice meeting you.” Celestia said as she exited and flew away.

“Well, that had a quite unexpected turn.”

“She’s quite busy, afterall she's the princess of the sun.” Twilight explained.

You don't say... “Well now that I'm in Equestria, I'll take a look around just to get known with the place.” I opened door and went outside.