A Friendly OP Celestia

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1849

The simply amazing story where Princess Celestia is overpowered as hell, yet she isn't an imperial fascist when she meets humanity. Instead, she only wants hugs and sex. Unfortunately, the human ambassador is terrified of her due to her power.

The simply amazing story where Princess Celestia is overpowered as hell, yet she isn't an imperial fascist when she meets humanity. Instead, she only wants hugs and sex. Unfortunately, the human ambassador is terrified of her due to her power.

Warning: human and OP pony sex and general stupidity! Alternate universe tag, because even canon Celestia isn't this powerful.

Published 2015-02-01 19:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-01 19:10:02 UTC

A Sweet Natured Overpowered Princess Celestia

Tis was a beautiful day in magical pony cartoon land known as Equestria, the sun was summoned high in the sky. Behind closed doors almost everypony masturbated to the sun, because it reminded them of Princess Celestia’s lovely huge bootylicious butt.

Even many non ponies masturbated to the sun…

One such non pony was a strange alien known as a ‘human’. He was pale skinned, had a very short mane, stood on two legs, had spider like appendages for hooves that were known as ‘hands’ and was overdressed in a black suit and tie. Humans were strange, they seemingly wore clothes all the time, thus it baffled many ponies how they could even procreate.

For some stupid reason the ponies wanted him as Earth’s ambassador on behalf of all humanity.

The human of average height name was Sam. As of right now he was within Canterlot Castle, where he was sweating bullets as he slowly made his way toward Princess Celestia’s throne, where the white god horse herself was sat looking at him with a rather worried look. The mere fact she towered over him... even while sitting down was one of the many reasons he was nervous.

Also there were two royal guard sentries on either side of her throne, but they were mostly there for show. Nonetheless their blank stares made him even more nervous.

Though, to say he was nervous would be an understatement, for if he fucks this up humanity would have an alien enemy, whose leader was capable of destroying the entire universe several times over. The entire fate of humanity resting on your shoulders can be rather stressful.

Once he came before her throne he scratched the back of his head and….. said nothing. The human continued to say nothing as he looked down at the floor, until Celestia finally broke the silence.

"Awww, don’t be scared my little human," she spoke with a soft angelic voice. "Come on, come here and give this overpowered god horse a big hug!"

Sam looked up to see Celestia with her hooves out stretched with a broad smile on her face. Sam walked up the steps of her throne to stand right in front of Celestia…. and just stand there.

"Please, don’t be scared. All I want is to be loved," she pleaded with some tears in her eye.

"But what if I do something wrong?"

"I would forgive you, you wouldn't even need to apologize."

"But, what if--

"Look, I didn’t ask to be overpowered! Just because some evil morbidly obese misanthropic neckbeard dungeon master wizard cursed me with OP magic a thousand years ago, doesn’t mean I abuse my power," she said angrily.

"But what if I touch you somewhere I should not?"

Celestia sighed with her front right hoof over her forehead. "Oh, come on Jamgee. You swear I’d go on a xenocidel campaign of unspeakable evil against humanity, where I enslave all your minds and turn you into ponies if you do anything wrong," she said sarcastically.

"I… uh. I just need to be careful."

"Come here and hug me already!" she grumbled, getting rather impatient. "You’re refusal to hug me is starting to become a diplomatic incident," she glared at him as she raised her voice slightly.

Sam looked deeply into Celestia’s big, beautiful magenta eyes as he lifted his arms slowly, before his body trembled in fear as he dropped his arms back down again.

"COME MERE!" she shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice.

With that Celestia literally grabbed him with her front hooves, lifted him off his feet and placed him on her lap. The human shook like a leaf in Celestia’s soft hooves. However, he soon melted into the embrace as he felt her unbelievable cushiony soft, warm body hold him.

To Celestia’s delight, he managed to summon up the courage to wrap his arms around her. Celestia in turn leaned her head on his shoulder and began nuzzling his neck affectionately, followed by folding her wings over him, the soft touch of her wings enhancing the experience of this hug even more.

Two royal guard looked at the human rather jealously, wishing they could get a hug from Celestia.

The human’s worries seemed to melt away in the tender embrace of this goddess. The human felt unbelievably relaxed with her soft and warm body holding him. Unfortunately, this resulted in one of the human’s more baser instincts being activated, which caused renewed fear in the human as he now began to struggle to free himself from her embrace.

"Mmmm, you like me holding you, don’t you?" she said sensually with bedroom eyes.

"Uhh… no," he spoke in a low voice.

"Then why are you poking me down there?" she sniggered with a nasty grin.

The human’s face turned bright red as a tomato as she pointed below toward the huge bulge in his pants.

"Well, goodbye humanity. I did my best," he thought out loud.

"Oh, relax," she waved a hoof nonchalantly. "Everyone gets a boner when they get a hug from me. Besides, I specifically opened the portal to Earth so I could get banged up the butt by handsome humans."

"I...uhhhh…. I-I... wha?" he spoke in a rather confused tone.

"You… I want you to bang me up the butt my good chum. You shall be the first of many humans to fuck my butt."

"But… I-I… don’t want to bang you up the butt?" he spoke in a low voice.

"Oh, really?" she chuckled. "The porn of me you downloaded from the Internet says otherwise."

"How… did you--

"The NSA, they showed me your Internet history. I must say, I’m flattered."

"I hate them spying on me."

"I don’t like spying either. At any rate, are you ready to get your huge cartoon penis into action!" she said sensually.

For some reason, cartoon universes make non cartoon penises stronger and bigger because magic or something.

"Right, here?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

Celestia gently levitated him onto his feet, before she turned around and presented him her wonderful massive fat butt, which she waved from side to side and jiggled it up and down to drive the poor man insane.

"Can't.... look away," he breath as he was mesmerized by her huge butt. He felt as if the huge butt was taking control over his mind.

"Yes, human ambassador. Here you will explode your cum inside my butt to strengthen diplomatic relations between humans and ponies," she looked back at him with a nasty grin as she slapped her butt, which caused her huge thick buttcheeks to wobble from side to side.

Sam with an insanely happy smile on his face pulled down his pants to reveal his unrealistically massive penis that would make even Anon feel envy.

"Pound me human! Pound me! Fuck me like the fate of humanity depends on it!" she shouted excitedly.

He grabbed her bountiful soft white cheeks, which resulted in his hands compressing the wonderfully soft flesh of her butt slightly, before thrusting his penis into her butthole, which caused the beautiful god pony to moan aloud. The human drove inch after inch of his thick, long massive penis into the big sexy god white pony butt before him. Once his penis was all the way inside her butt, he pulled it out only to slam it back inside her huge ass, little by little he was losing his mind to the sexy powers of her butt, all he could think about was fucking her butt forever.

Was her huge butt the reason all the ponies worshiped her as a goddess? Will more humans worship Celestia's butt in the near future? Was her butt the reason she was so powerful? Those were some of Sam's thoughts as he fucked her butt.

The human lunged forward to bury his face into her soft butt, he groaned in joy as he pressed his face into her butt, the soft flesh of her behind conceded back due to him pressing his face into it, all the while he continued to slam his monster cock into her big fat butt.

"Oh, Celestia! I know, we only know each other for like five minutes, but I feel a great connection with you."

"Oh Sam, me too!"

Sam lifted his head and began slapping her butt, he smiled insanely happily as he watched her big fat buttcheeks wobble as a result of him slapping her butt.

"Oh, I love your big fat butt!" he shouted, as he thrusted madly into her big butt and continued to slap her butt in order to watch it wobble.

"YES! Worship my big fat sunbutt!" she shouted in ecstasy.

The two royal guard were grinding their teeth jealously as they looked at the human fucking Celestia up the butt, wishing it was them fucking her up the butt.

"YES! YES! YES! Human fuck me harder!"

The human pulled her tail as he began slamming into her butt with reckless abandonment, Celestia's sexy moans driving him onwards as her huge butt drove him insane with excitement. He tightly grabbed her wide, thick ass, compressing down the fat of her velvety soft, white marshmallow flesh of her massive butt. He moved his hands up and down caressing her wide butt, watching excitedly as he applied pressure here and there to watch her squishy flesh be pushed back to his touch. All the while her butthole was hugging him almost painfully tight. Truly, Princess Celestia's butt was magnificent and the person that gets to fuck it is a lucky bastard.

Unfortunately, Sam was about to find out a terrible secret about fucking an overpowered god pony.

"Sam wait! Pull out, I’m about to cum!"

Sam was lost to her, her butt had turned him crazy with lust as he continued to slam into it.

"Oh, no! Ahahaha yeah!"

Celestia came just as the human came which filled her butt with rivers of cum, then a golden magical sphere surrounded them, followed by the entire universe being instantly vaporized by several times a universe’s worth of star heat, which left nothing but herself and Sam in a completely empty void of darkness.

"Oh my, I destroyed the universe by accident again."

"YOU DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE?!" he shouted in shock.

"Calm down! I can fix this!"

Celestia closed her eyes, and then a massive blinding flash of light happened, which resulted in the entire universe being recreated, and them reappearing back in the throne room.

"All fixed."

"Does this happen every time?"

"If I forget to masturbate before sex it does." she looked down sadly. "Sorry."

Sam wrapped his arms around her and kissed her on the lips passionately.

"Princess, was my mission a success?"

"Yes, Sam. This shall be the first of many great human and pony buttsex to enhance the magic of friendship between our two species."

The End

Author's Note

A terrible, poorly written wish fulfillment story about a human banging an all powerful goddess, that isn't an annoying misanthrope.