Trixie's first day without magic!

by Sir lightning blade

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Tirek, Trixie, Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 2804

This story takes place during the season four finale, the great and powerful Trixie has been drained of her magic, as well as her two assistance and are stuck in the town of Appaloosa! There she drowns her sorrows and is having an anxiety problem!

During the season four finale, Trixie is stuck in Appaloosa with her two cohorts thanks to a certain big bad guy of the season, is basically Trixie's having an emotional crisis because of her magic, and she doesn't even have the option of drowning her sorrows and anything beyond liquor! Because things to magic being sucked away from not just her but humble home, she can't even use her dungeon of debauchery!

Published 2015-02-03 20:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-03 20:30:02 UTC

Trixie's first day without magic!

The great and powerful Trixie was sitting in the bar of Appaloosa, completely blank flank drowning her sorrows in Salt blocks, and the strongest piece of alcohol she can find.

Next to her were her to very drunk assistance, the now flightless Pegasus were recently wrenched of their magic Miss Direction & Pepper's ghost the three were depressing drinking with the

bartender saying”don't you think you three had enough?”

Trixie replied with her unique style of anger”youuuuu caaaannnnnot teeeeeeell me I haaad enough, I am going to drink into unconsciousness or until the Griffin Empire, gets off their furry butts, and takes down that centaur!”

Her to back up said “yes!”

Bartender replied”just because you tried to defend the town does not mean you get to drink yourself until your unconscious or you killed out my entire store supply! And to assist that it barely anything!”

Three hours before drunken ponys!!

“I LORD TIRE” kaboom! TIREK” let me repeat by evil speech again, I Lord” giant explosion again this time with pink colors, after a series of failed attempts of continuing the speech each time right at his name, multiple colors smashing into his face, it was that they were hurting him they were barely even bee stings the most, but they were just extremely annoying like flies that were going over his eyes, all painful but constantly annoying and ruining his vision. After the 14 firework he proceeded to turn around and spotted the strange military looking tank, was like a tank was converted from a stage trailer that had shreds instead of the usual wheels, but a series of firework launchers, and now he was being hit with laser beams, as he turned and opened his mouth to devour the magic from both the trailer and the occupants of said trailer, Trixie jumping out rarely with any magic left charged with a golden blade, and it proceeded to shatter into 1000 pieces, as she struck the thigh of TIREK and he was kicked by the gigantic beast, into the arms of her two assistance.

Back to the present:

Trixie was killing her 13th glass of cider! And still not really letting it go.
Behind her a musical number was about to start, tell her to let it go at it go. Trixie promptly proceeded to grab, her bowl, and demonstrating that yes because her weapons are useless does not mean she didn't as she basically KO'd her doppelgänger, her Cutie market distinguish there were a lot more look-alike than usual now. Only Eye color to distinguish the differences, or possibly the different stylings of mane. She was really hoping by now that the princesses have taking care of this problem! Even if it was the great twilight sparkle, saves the day this time although it was secretly wishing her favorite princess would succeed, “Nightmare MOON! Will crush that that pathetic overcompensating unicorn, and that trader Lord of chaos!”

As everybody quickly corrected Trixie and said”don't you mean Princess Luna.”

For two assistance finally realized that there are master and teacher, was way too drunk right now to be in public, taking a few more extra cases of cider, which the big beer jugs were kind of obvious, and dragged her back to their lovely above.

Back inside her trailer, her two assistance tossed her into the bed, laying right next to her gigantic full-size stuffed DOLL of Nightmare moon! Trixie starts sleep talking, while squeezing her nightmare moon dolly”stupid Hasbro, cutting my awesome My incredible fight sequence with the big baddie, yes because they didn't want to spring for third episode to give the season finale the proper length and urgency! NOt mention they also gave Lyra a pony pop figure, when there's so many more deserving ponies and making two figures.”

Direction replied”oh my Celestia she is so drunk she's talking crazy again!”

ghost ”let's leave before she starts making out with her body pillow again.” The two girls went back to their room.

the two girls were sitting in their room that they shared, looking very sad at their blank flank, sure most of the time their flanks were covered by their fantastic outfits but still it was disheartening, both of them remember their fantastic days that they got there cutie marks, and considering that they were Pegasus, most of their magic tricks were extremely limited to smoke and mirrors, being able to become stage magicians in a situation like there's was always tricky, and their new teacher that they met in Manehattan! Things were definitely different, and now they lost the ability to fly back home, thankfully the great gigantic beast hasn't hit Cloudsdale hopefully or else there's going to be a bit of a body count!

Then the thought occurred to them also Las Pegasus might also be considered a bloodbath. This made them extremely worried as they pulled out several books of their family members hoping that they were okay, rented their main parents were still living in Manehattan, but their cousins and aunts and uncles were all over the place. The two quickly dipped into what they purchased for their teacher of the jugs of cider, and they were light weights naturally because of being a Pegasus, they're not designed to drink heavy loads unlike unicorns you can well let's face it between them and earth ponies earth ponies are allowed to gets wash so much easier, that it takes around at least two barrel full's of cider before they get drunk.

Ghost:”(a hiccup) you know it's always strange to me that Buttershy, always managed to win our drinking games!” With another hick up and also a big belch.

Direction”well father was a mad scientist (hiccup) maybe she did get some scientific experiments on.”
Ghost”that explains why she has such a nice plot, even beat the couple the stallions of my heart.”
With more hiccups!

Transition break/explaining the trailers!

“HI ghost pepper, also named after famous magic trick that composed of using mirrors of misdirection.”

“Hi and I'm miss Direction, obviously you know the pun on my name. Now breaking the fourth wall just like drunken lady Lulamoon. We're doing this a bit differently, going to explain of our lovely home!”

G.P. is pointing out, like to be a converted set of training carts, and a locomotive and begins to explain!

“Now lady Lulamoon. After solving the mystery of the stolen diamond, use the reward money to buy old training carts, as well as a very old locomotive, this was the really old version before it was even steamed power, this was the old by horsepower horsepower, which usually took 4 strong engineers.”

As we turn into the interior of the locomotive, as it's heavily remodeled with a small ball containing a active storm cloud, several Tesla coils surrounding it, looked up to what looked like to be a complicated generator, and a strange engine!
Direction” this is where our lady, demonstrated she was quite intelligent in her own way, asking both me and ghost to go can gather thunderclouds, and she magically created a storage chamber to contain a cloud to constantly generate electricity, making the very first electric locomotives! But sadly he tried to list that one as one for patent ideas and it was too expensive for mass production maybe in the future!”

We move now to the next cart exterior a fancy training carts from the Victorian years, properly owned by a rich milliomare in the past.

Ghost” this cart is where we live, it has four rooms, converted two the rooms into bedrooms, were tempted to convert three but they need Trixie did bring up the point that we may need a separate kitchen and a dining cart has not been optioned to be purchased yet, reached the train yard that has a whole bunch of be broken dining carts. As such our kitchen stove is magic powered, which is currently broken! Each one of our bedrooms is composed of a bed, a magic wardrobe(which is broken right now, which care contains all of our clothing, equipment some of our personal objects, Trixie's top-secret dungeon of debauchery! That we know of because we've actually cleaned! Do not go in there! But the lady does require some heavy therapy sessions! Especially what she does with her collection of Princess twilight body pillows!) Some of our other personal things are kept in drawers, those aren't magically enchanted so they are currently still existent. And we also have a small living room, with a small record player, projector & screen. We always record every one of our shows just to double check to see what we can do to improve our performances. We are currently saving up for a sound projector so that we can see we work on our lines, as well as a dining cart!”

Looking at a old cargo container Cart

Direction” This is our stage card, lately converted to pop open, big a extra-large stage on the roof is mounted two of lady Trixie's fantastic rocket launchers, capable of firing five or six fireworks in a multiple display. On the bottom of the cart is a laser light show system so when the stages revealed we can actively direct each one of the lasers to demonstrate a light show, recently they were configured to actually fire damaging heat instead of just colored lights, and only are they are currently broken but now are going to have to replace all the rainbow fuel that we wasted trying to save the town! She's not going to be happy that were going to have to pay a visit to Ponyvill, because buying from the actual factory is expensive, and I hear there's this girl named rainbowDash that sells over rainbow supply.”

Finally a caboose container the most modern and recent design! But looks like it was recently repaired with some hammer and nails like it was cut into two separate pieces from some strange event, it also looks like it came from the crystal Empire.

Ghost”This is our equipment storage room, the exception of our clothing, all of our tools of the trade are stored in here, the magic boxes, each record ropes etc. etc. etc. the fuzzy handcuffs that Trixie completely stated that the only reason why she went with the ones was there actually on sale! Miss tends to believe her I still don't! This is also where we stored giant hot air balloon, the give ourselves a miniature juror dirigible, in case we have to do shows in certain areas like for example cloudale , and Las Pegasus! Which even if we didn't get booked for show there right now we can't do because, Trixie's magic cloak is not working, and even if she does get most of her stuff back when the magic is restored, she may have to recast several of her incantations onto her cloak, including the floating wings charm!”

As the three mares are standing in front of the fourth wall waving goodbye and saying”this is the end of the transition back to our story! Oh and please draw plenty of fan art of our lovely home! And if you guys ship enough of the fan art to Hasbro maybe we'll get ourselves a toy!”

Several strange and embarrassing stories later, it was late at night and Trixie quickly walked out of her room over to the other girls, quickly asking for more cider and noticing that it was already gone!

Trixie”ghost please tell me you're still alive so that we I may kill you and turn you into one!”

Ghost was already demonstrating one for other magic tricks that she could still technically pull off even without actually having magic, although she normally preferred having a ice sheet instead of trying to use a real mirror.

Direction quickly started making a cup of coffee, although that became tricky, the fact that their stove is currently out of order! Thank you Mr. I am a magically sucking centaur! So she proceeded to sneak out, to go to the nearest Starbet!

Ghost was still using her many methods of misdirection to avoid! The lady Trixie from smashing out of her for stealing her cider!

A short rampage later Miss gave Trixie her favorite fancy cup of coffee, the nightmare night special, which was composed of pumpkin spice, caramel apple syrup, chocolate taffy, and candy corn all composed in a delicious iced coffee!

Ghost replied”now I'm sure everything will be okay just because the moon and the sun were swerving today like the princesses were drunk, doesn't mean a darn thing.”

Trixie promptly raised eyebrow”Both MOON and the sun were swerving like a drunk driver!”

Both of the Pegasus replied”yes, also the sun was strangely late? Even in the princesses drunkenness days, she's always been punctual and on time?”

Entering her muttering breath Trixie whispered”Twilight!” Putting everything together, which meant things were really desperate, she quickly put her iced coffee down on the table ensure to put it down on a coaster. Ran back into her room to her body pillow of nightmare moon and promptly starts sucking her hooves acting like a little fold.

The two really knew this was the case of all my God she is so worried that she's regressing, this rarely happened! But this was a very bad sign!

Distraction quickly came up with a nice distraction”you never told us why you quit magic school? Why did you leave?” Knowing the ultimate method of getting Trixie's mind off of her troubles was to talk about herself.

Trixie replied”well it all started after, the Princess got her brand-new disciple, twilight sparkle! A single unwed teenage mother to a baby Dragon! And daughter of a wealthy general! How would a unicorn born from a third generation of earth ponies, keep up with the budget on this one! Not to mention my grades were slipping already, it was before I discovered the wonders of coffee! I was booked for five shows a nights, just to make ends meet birthday parties and anniversaries, anything that consider paying that wasn't well dirty, okay I work some of those parties but I was never the person who was doing the business! After all I was still a very young Mare, and I was not about to try to become a unwed teenage mother like Miss sparkle. Sorry Miss I keep forgetting that that's your first name.”

Direction which she often preferred to be directed by replied”it's no big deal.”

Ghost coming out from hiding position”so basically you are overworked, your grades were already feeling because you didn't have enough time to work, and technically you were already fulfilling your job, though you promptly decided to quit and not get your diploma.”

Trixie”yeah that's the exact reason, although there was a good rumor going around that I quit because sunset shimmer was gone! Geez you get one date with a senior and everybody starts creating rumors!
And almost all of them are not true, although the rumor about that being my first kiss is true.” She replied with a big blushing grin! Their jaws dropped, almost in a loud shockwave brings through the entire building, they could hear engines was coming back online, there cutie marks were back on their butts, Trixie's horn was working once again!

Trixie shouted”What do you know sparkle but actually managed to save the day! I guess only give her 14 spankings tonight instead of the usual two!” With her cackling laughter maniacal this, as she started levitating all the objects since fixing up everybody a nice huge delicious dinner, the Pegasus were flying in the air have to confuse if they should be happy that they got their ability to fly again are absolutely terrified that they might actually cleanup a huge mess in the dungeon!

Author's Note

Okay folks, this is my first one shot, if you guys request more stories featuring the three, They will be posted in The story The tour of Trixie's magical magic train, also if you wish a more detailed description of the train that is also located here! Because if I do not get the fan art I will never hear the end of it for my Trixie's, yes I have multiple Trixie figures[A pocket pony & a regular pony figure toy line 1.] and they do speak! And for those are questioning why is Trixie complaining about that whole pop action figures thing! Yeah she's complaining about that because, once again she's going to be placed as a rarity repaint! If you have trouble going there because you wish for more details on the train, feel free to PM me at here or at my deviant accounthttp://sonicfull.deviantart.com/