Chapters Fluttershy was putting Disarray in her crib. She had finally gone to sleep after playing all day long.
Her baby draconequus was female. Her body was brown like "Dadda's," and she had a light yellow head. Her hair was dark brown with a fat, white streak. Her back legs consisted of a reptile's leg and a cow's leg. Her front legs were a fox's leg and a pony's hoof. Disarray had "Dadda's" horns but we're opposite in color. She also had a leopard's tail and a (small and adorable) dragonfly's wing and a yellow pegasus' wing. Her eyes were normal except her sclera. That was yellow, and her irises were red.
Disarray was now five-months-old. She began teething a month ago, and she was now growing teeth and a tooth like Discord's. Disarray yawned in her sleep nap. Smiling, Fluttershy sighed. Her kids could be quite a hooful someti-
*whimper* Fluttershy sighed, this time in annoyance. She then trotted downstairs to room Teal Fang was playing. Whenever Teal Fang or Disarray whimpered that meant they were hungry. (And they whimpered a lot !) Fluttershy walked into her living room, which was the seating area by the front door. She saw Teal Fang whimpering and blubbering while curled up on the ceiling.
Like father, like son. Fluttershy snorted in humor. She flew up and grabbed Teal Fang. She began to cradle him. He stopped whimpering but was still blubbering.
Teal Fang was creamy brown bat-alicorn. He had little fangs (even when he was born). His mane and tail was pink with hot pink streaks. His right eye was a normal pony eye with a teal iris, but his left eye was only
Fluttershy flew down to the couch and breastfed Teal Fang. Slowly, he stopped blubbering. Then somepony knocked on the door, startling Teal Fang. He clamped his jaw on Fluttershy's breast. She cried out in pain.
She removed Teal Fang carefully, saying, "I'm coming. Please wait." She trotted over to the door with Teal Fang in her front left hoof. Suddenly, Teal Fang tensed up and began bawling!
"Sh, sh, sh," whispered Fluttershy. "It's okay, Teal. Shh. It's okay..." Teal Fang calmed down enough to cry in silence. He was still tense.
Fluttershy opened the door, revealing... Celestia?
"Princess Celestia," Fluttershy asked confused. "What are you doing here, Princess?"
"Well," Celestia replied, "It's been a month, and I'm here to see the children, again." Fluttershy would face hoof if she wasn't standing on three hooves. She forgotten about "Auntie 'Tia's" visit today!
That's when Fluttershy realized why Teal Fang was tense. He did not like Celestia for some reason.
Fluttershy and Celestia heard a cooing from upstairs. Disarray had detected Celestia.
"T-'Twia," they heard Disarray yell (the best she could with her new, weak lungs and vocal chords). Celestia smiled.
"May I," she asked. Fluttershy rolled her eyes, politely (if you can do that), and nodded. Celestia's eyes brightened, and giddily trotted upstairs.
Disarray bellowed, "'Twia!!!" Then she quieted when "'Twia" trotted in. "'Twia!" She began to levitate in her crib from excitement. "Dis-way wikes 'Twia!" Celestia giggled filly-ishly.
"And 'Tia likes Disarray," she replied. She reached her magic into crib and "grabbed" Disarray. Celestia, sitting down on the floor, levitated Disarray into her hooves. She cradled her. Then she smiled evilly playfully, and then she began to tickle Disarray. Disarry scream-laughed, waving her legs in the air.
"'Twia! S'op!"
"Oh? Well, Dis-way, how do you ask?"
"Pweaz, 'Twia! S'op!"
"Okay... Because you asked nicely." She stopped tickling Disarray...
And began to give her raspberries. Disarray scream-laughed louder.
"'Twia!! Pweaz, s'op!!!" She gave her another raspberries.
"Never!" Celestia giggled playfully. "I must have raspberries."
"Pweaz! No wazz-bewwies!" Celestia gave her another raspberry. Another scream-laughed, again.
"Celestia," Fluttershy, entering, said. Celestia stopped and put on a pouty.
"Twank fou, Mamma," Disarray said still laughing.
Teal Fang hissed, "'Twia..."
"Teal," Fluttershy said kindly but firmly. "Be nice to Auntie 'Tia." Teal Fang stuck out his tongue and hissed again. Fluttershy bopped him on the head. He growled in his throat.
Another bop.
Another growl.
She pulled hi wings gently and bopped him. Teal Fang flattened his ears in shame for receiving a "wing-pull." Fluttershy smirked in success. Celestia held back giggles. Disarray was laughing saying "de-per."
Fluttershy trotted over to Celestia, but Celestia said, "Don't worry, Fluttershy. I'll change Disarray's diaper."
"Are you sure? Her pee or poop can be," Fluttershy thought, "uh... chaotic." Celestia laughed.
"Fluttershy," Celestia commented, "I use to hang out with Discord, and we did not have toilets or diapers. I think I can handle it." Fluttershy watched worriedly as Celestia trotted into the bathroom.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Disarray and Teal Fang were celebrating their first birthday. They were learning to walk and trot. Teal Fang had taken a few steps and almost fell. Disarray was zooming back and forth in the front yard, where they decided to hold the party.
At the party was Mamma (Fluttershy), Dadda (Discord), Auntie 'Twia (Celestia), Auntie Woona (Luna), Auntie Cade-wence (Cadence), Uncle Shine-wing (Shining), Auntie Twi-wight (Twilight), Uncle Bwue-Bwood (BlueBlood), Auntie Pinkie (one of the only names they got right), Uncle Spike-e (Spike), Auntie Wain-bow (Rainbow), Uncle Sen-tree (Sentry), Auntie Wear-ity (Rarity), Uncle Fan-sea (Fancy), Auntie Ap-well-dwack (Applejack), and Uncle Soar-win (Soarin).
"Okay," Fluttershy said, "time for presents!"
The twins, together, screamed, "PWESENTS!!!!"
"Alright," Fluttershy said, "lady's first." She nudged a present to a giddy Disarray. The wrapping had a navy shield with a six-pointed, pink star, and the ribbon was turquoise and gold. A tag said: "Uncle Shining + Auntie Cadence." Disarray tore open the wrapping revealing a plain cardboard box. She opened the box and saw a brown pony doll. Its mane was made of strands of weird rag strips. Disarray "squeed" and hugged the doll.
Disarray named her doll, "Assortment!" Everypony laughed.
"Happy birthday, Disarray," Cadence said.
Disarray yelled, "Twank you, Auntie Cade-wence and Uncle Shine-wing!!!!"
"Now," Fluttershy said, giving Teal Fang a box, "Teal Fang's present!" Teal Fang, excited, clopped his hooves together. His box's wrapping had a rainbow lightning bolt, and the ribbon was orange and navy blue. The tag said: "Uncle Sentry n Auntie Rainbow." Teal Fang ripped the wrapping with his fangs. The wrapping had covered a bat-pony action figure. He was dark gray with a indigo mane. His eyes widen.
He levitated it, so everypony could see it, and said, "Sonic!"
Rainbow flew into the air and (in a TV announcer's voice) said, "And the name has been spoken!" Everypony burst into laughter.
The rest of the gifts included: a book for each, a plush sun for each, a plush crescent moon for each, a "flutterbat" action figure (which Fluttershy blushed fiercely from) and a baby apple sapling from Applejack, a cloud stuffed pillow from Rainbow Dash, a little dress and suit from Rarity, a plush yellow balloon and a plush blue balloon from Pinkie, a little armor set from Cadence (but mostly Shining Armor), and a pet teal bat and a pet jackalope from Fluttershy and Discord.
Then it was time for cake... And Pinkie Pie made a stupid decision of challenging the chaos family to a food fight.
Fluttershy had fell asleep on the stairs again. The twins were getting so bad, that even Discord
Then Disarray yelled screeched into a microphone, "MOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!"
Fluttershy, startled, fell down the stairs. She groaned upon hitting her head.
"Is Mommy okay," Teal Fang asked. Fluttershy groaned. She slowly struggled to her hooves. She blinked a few times.
"Yes," Fluttershy said, "Mommy is okay. She's just tired, okay?" Teal Fang flashed his fangs happily and laughed playfully.
"Yay," he cried. "Mommy is okay!!" Then they all heard a screechy sound from above. Fluttershy looked up and saw Teal Fang's pet bat, Screech.
"Screech," Fluttershy commanded, "down. Now." Screech slowly descended onto (a now giggling) Teal Fang.
"Screech!"
Fluttershy cocked her head attentively. "You have a family reunion party on the Apple Family Reunion which is tomorrow?"
"Screech!"
"Oh, how lovely! Enjoy yourself, Screech!" Fluttershy waved her hoof goodbye as Screech flew out the bird hole in the door. She felt something grab her leg. She looked down and saw Teal Fang with tears in his eyes.
"What's wrong, TF?"
Teal Fang responded sniffling, "I miss Scweech..."
Disarray bounced over, smiling, "Don't wor-we, Fang! You can pway with Hoppy and me!" Teal Fang wiped his tears with his hoof. He sniffled.
"Weally?"
"Yup!"
Teal Fang stomped his hooves and said angrily, "Pinkie Pwo-miss!!"
Disarray began the motions. "Cwoss my heart, hope to frie, stick cupcakes in my eye!" Teal Fang clapped his hooves happily.
"Yay! Wet's go pway!!!" The twins galloped away laughing and giggling. Fluttershy shook her head while smiling.
"That poor jackalope," she said. "I need to put a time limit on Hoppy or something!" Then Discord appeared.
"I hate Sun-Butt a lot sometimes," he groaned. "Guess what she making me do!"
"O-oh my. What's it this time?"
"She making us move."
"What!?"
"You heard me, Shy-shy. She's making us move. Oh yeah! And you'll never where!" He said the last sentence angrily. Fluttershy flew up to his shoulders and began to massage.
"Where," she whispered.
Discord remained silent for a little. "... The Everfree. She's gonna make live in the renovated castle, and let us modify it to our wants."
Fluttershy fainted.
And TF and Disarray came in at the worst time.
"MOOMMMY!!!!!???!!!!!?!!"
Fluttershy and her friends were slowly sorting through the Chaos family's stuff. Discord was watching the twins at the moment. He was showing them their new house, and they were all "modifying" the rooms. By modifying, they were using their powers to do whatever.
Teal Fang and Disarray were getting a huge room to share. One half would be Teal Fang's, and the other half, Disarray. But who knew what they were doing.
"Flutters," Rainbow Dash said flying in from outside, "the animals won't listen to me! They're not getting their families ready or anything, no matter how many times I tell them!" She looked really agitated. Not even the tortoises would listen to her!
Fluttershy looked worriedly outside. "Just... Just try saying my name. If they respond differently, they'll probably listen."
"Probably? Probably!! Flutters, I don't do 'probably.' I do 'for sure' and all that!" Applejack grabbed Rainbow's tail with her teeth and dragged her outside.
"You can thank me later," she muttered to Rainbow. Fluttershy just shook her head sadly. Rainbow being... Rainbow.
"What are you talking about," exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "Dashie is being brash as usual!"
Thank you, Pinkie, but I like to talk like that.
"Oh, okay!"
"Pinkie," Twilight's voice called out from the kitchen, "who are you talking to?"
"Nopony!"
"... Okay?"
Rarity then trotted downstairs with Fluttershy's baby-bag full of toys, foal powder, diapers, bottles— That refill with chocolate milk automatically, for only nine, ninety-nine!
"Fluttershy darling," she said, "where do you want the baby-bag?" Fluttershy poked her head out of the kitchen doorframe.
"Oh, you can just put it outside or by the door, Rarity," she replied.
"Alrighty, darling." Rarity used her magic, and more baby supplies floated down the stairs.
"Wow," Pinkie said. "It like you have a baby-supplies party every day!"
"Pinkie," Fluttershy said seriously, "you have no idea.
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At the Everfree Castle
Discord was watching the twins... I honestly was!
...
Which means Disarray could be at Ponyville, Canterlot, Cloudsdale, the North Pole, and just about anywhere. Wait, never mind. Anywhere!
"Disarray! Disarray," Discord chanted.
"Dis-way! Disar-way," Teal Fang chanted. Then he screamed into a megaphone, "DISARRAY!!!!!"
She appeared in front of them. "Yes, Teal-ly?"
"Yay! You're a-wive!" Discord facehoofedpalmed. Of course she'll answer her brother but not her father!
Well, yeah! Who does that?!
Me! That's who, Daddy! Hi, Dis-ward Fan!
Of course you can break the fourth wall!
I can bweak the four wall, too, uh... What's your name a-den?
DiscordFan. It's DiscordFan.
Your my Daddy's fan!? Daddy! She's a celery stalker!!
No, I'm not.
You're right... You're a normal stalker!
What!? No, I'm not!! And this conversation is over! I have a story to attend to!
Sorry about that. Um...
"Alright, guys. Who wants to do the kitchen," Discord smirked. TF gasped.
"Me! Me, me, me," he chanted. "I will put in pet-bows and, and, and cab-nets and a table and chairs and floating chairs..."
"Hey," Disarray interrupted, "I wanna hep, too!!"
"Don't worry, Discord junior-ette," Discord said. Disarray giggled at her silly name. "You can do the kitchen. But, both of you, I have to change certain things if necessary."
"Okay, Daddy," the twins said.
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They "decorated" a few more rooms, until they heard a knocking at the door.
"C'mon," Discord said. "It's probably Mommy and your Element Aunts." Disarray's eyes got bigger, literally.
"Does Aunt Twi have another book," she asked excitedly. Discord rolled his eyes.
"Maybe, but I don't know, Ray-ray," he said. Teal Fang... raised his hoof for some reason? Discord pointed at him.
He asked innocently, "Will Aunt Wain-bow fly with us?"
Discord shrugged. "Probably, TF." TF laughed and did a flip in the air, Rainbow Dash style.
More knocking.
Yelling, Discord said "Coming!!" He and the twins teleported to the door, and they opened it.
There, behind the door, was Fluttershy, Twilight, Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, and Spike. Each was holding a bag full of stuff except for Applejack and Pinkie. They were pulling a cart that read "The Nature Movers," a company that helped move ponies into forests and such.
"Hey, Shy-shy," Discord said and leaned over to kiss her.
"Ahh," Disarray, Teal Fang, and Pinkie screamed. "COOTIES!!!!!!!
The entrance was the living room. It had a striped ceiling that consisted of hundreds of colors, walls that had polka dots, and the floor was a huge checkers board. On a shelf nearby was a bunch of hats of red or black. Pinkie bounced over.
"Cool," she said. "Checker-piece-hats! Oo, you even have crowns if you become a king!" Discord shrugged.
"It was my idea," TF said a bit angrily.
Fluttershy laughed. "I'm glad you got Daddy's creative mind!"
"Oo, oo," Disarray said happily. "The polka dots were my idea, and, and... And Daddy did the stwipes!"
"And for the checkers game, all you have to do is push that button on the shelf to remove the furniture," Discord added.
Oh yeah. The furniture had a reflection effect, so it was like a disco but wouldn't hurt your eyes. There was also a ball pit in the far right corner.
"Well, what are we waiting for," Pinkie asked. "Let's play!" She bounced over to the shelf, threw over some hats, and pushed the button.
There were only ten creatures all together, so that meant each side need three more. Six clay ponies rose from black squares. All were stallion shaped without manes, tails, mouths, and eyes. Three were red, and three were black. They looked around with their invisible eyes. Then, each trotted over to their respectful color.
The Chaos family and Pinkie were the black team, and the others were the red team.
Rainbow Dash smirked. "Let's do this."
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The black team won after... three hours. Huh. That took longer than I thought. Um...
They toured the whole house. Discord's and Fluttershy's room had a ceiling and walls that shifted to different natural-like greens. The floor, however, was "Discord style;" it was crazy chaotic. The bed had a mattress that was extra plush a cloud surrounded by a fabric, and the blanket was rainbows. The pillows were also were made of clouds and fabric. Oh yeah, and you could get privacy by pulling a chord for curtains around the bed.
The twins room was "split" in half. Disarray's half was pink, purple, blue, and more pink. TF's side was, well, teal with several bat perches on the side wall. By the window on his wall was a bat hole. Screech flew in and landed upside down on a perch. He screeched and went to sleep.
Disarray had a little rabbit/jackalope bed on her side of the room, and hoppy was already sitting there calmly. That's one tolerant rabbit. Hoppy growled. Sorry, jackalope. That's one tolerant jackalope.
Are you happy?
Hoppy made a weird content growling sound in her throat.
I'm taken it as a "yes." Anyway, they had bunk beds on the back wall in the middle. The bottom bunk had a pink blanket, and the top had a teal blanket. Dang! The Chaos family sticks with colors! The carpet was another checker board, but there were chess pieces on a smaller board to move for life-like chess.
More on that later. Um...
*BOOOOMMM*
Everypony looked out TF's window. An explosion came from the garden area.
Discord looked accusingly at Disarray. "Disarray, what did you do this time?"
Disarray looked at the floor and shifted her legs. "Um..."
Slowly, the Chaos family adapted to the house (and Disarray's explosions). The twins learned how to play safely in the forest, and Teal Fang mastered the Stare to scare off predators. For one reason or another, Disarray couldn't use the Stare.
And it's so unfair! I wanna be wike Mommy!
Shush.
Yeah, Disarray. Shush!
You shush, too. Um...
Actually, I'm not doing this. It's just about how they live. Forget it.
They got used to the house and Everfree. Cue the time-skipping-thingy!!
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Six years later...
Today was the first day of school for the twins. Discord was flying/floating with them to school. If anypony made fun of them... let's just say they may find something, uh, chaotic when that foal gets home.
Disarray was really excited. Every week, Disarray learned with Twilight, so she loved learning. When they got there, Discord could see Cheerilee smiling with her newest three classroom assistants: Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. (Ignore their blank flanks.)
They were old enough to volunteer for jobs, and they got a small pay from Cheerilee. Apple Bloom was in charge of Arts-and-Crafts. Sweetie Belle was in charge of Music-and-Theater. Scootaloo was in charge of Gym/Recess.
(And before you ask) Apple Bloom's cutie mark was an a white apple blossom being painted light pink. Sweetie Belle's was a purple heart with a a green, that matched her eyes, clef note. Finally, Scootaloo's was magenta-flaming, maroon butterfly.
The three chaotics landed, and the former Cutie Mark Crusaders greeted them warmly.
"Hey, Discord," Scootaloo said happily awesomely . "S'up TF and Ray! Ready for your first day?"
Disarray spoke up, "Yeah! We're-we are gonna learn and, and have fuun and, um, and have more fun!"
Apple Bloom giggled. "Well, Cheerilee is ta best teacher ever. She makes learning super fun!"
Disarray stood on her cow and reptile legs and threw up her hoof and fox paw-leg-arm or something. "Yay!"
Teal Fang rolled his eyes. Yeah, he loved learning magic from Aunt Twilight, but to be excited about 'normal' learning? Unthinkable!
"O come on, TF," Sweetie Belle said dripping with a little bit of Canterlot accent. "Cheerilee is great." She nuzzled him. TF giggled, and then Cheerilee trotted up to the new students.
She smiled. "Hi! I'm Cheerilee. What are your names?"
"Well, I'm Disarray, but some ponies call me Ray or Ray-ray."
"And I'm Teal Fang! Or just 'TF,' if you want, Miss Cheerilee!"
Cheerilee laughed a little. "Please, I'm married, so just call me Misses Cheerilee." She smiled kindly.
"Oh, sorry, Misses Cheerilee," TF apologized.
Cheerilee shook her head, smiling. "It's okay. It's a common mistake, TF." She winked as she said his name. He laughed in a playful fashion. "Ready for your first day of school?"
"Yup," the twins chorused.
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Disarray and Teal Fang sat in the first row directly in front of the teacher's desk. Instead of the desks being three by three, it was now five by four. Teal Fang was in the third seat, and Disarray was in the fourth.
Next to Disarray in the fifth seat was Twilight's and BlueBlood's son, Dusk Blood, and behind him was his younger sister, Periwinkle Sparkle. Periwinkle was wearing very, very fine, platinum glasses. Dusk looked over at Teal Fang, and he smiled upon seeing his chaotic 'cousin.'
"Hey, Fang," Dusk said. "Today's your first day, right?"
"Yeah," Teal Fang said. "Why?"
"Well, maybe after, we can go to my parents' castle or parents' home! Do you think your parents will let you?"
"Maybe Daddy. Though, I still need to ask first."
Dusk shrugged. "Okay, sounds good."
"Ahem," Disarray interrupted. "Right here, between you, and you didn't invite me or anything." She harrumphed.
"Of course you're allowed over, Ray," Dusk said. Disarray's spirit immediately lifted.
"Thanks, Dusk."
"Alright, my little ponies," Cheerilee announced. "Take your seats, if you're not in them, and let's play a game called 'Ice-Breakers!'" She beamed at all of her students. "For this game I point at you, and you announce your name and an interesting fact about you or your family. I'll go first."
She cleared her throat. "I'm Cheerilee, and I recently got married to Mig Macintosh." She looked around at the students. "Who wants to go first?" Dusk Blood raised his hoof. Cheerilee smiled and nodded.
"My name is Dusk Blood," he said, "and, um... because my Mommy and Daddy are a princess and prince, I'm a prince as well, I think."
"Know what, class? Let's just go around the room, okay? But don't worry, I'll still point at you," Cheerilee said, while pointing at Disarray.
"Hi! My name is Disarray! And, and my Mommy is the Element of Kindness." Disarray's ears wilted a bit. "I-I'm not bragging, are I, Misses Cheerilee?" She looked up sadly at her teacher.
"No," Cheerilee said kindly, and she pointed at Teal Fang.
"Hello, I'm Teal Fang, or TF. Um... And I have fangs!" He turned around and smiled at the students. They all cowered. TF's smile faltered. His ears wilted.
"Hello," a lavender earth pony colt with a white and pink mane and tail said. "I am Diamond Throne, and my Father's family is one of the reasons Ponyville is here today!"
Teal Fang put on a perplexed look. "My Aunt Applejack said her Granny was the main reason Ponyville is here." Teal Fang's eyebrow furrowed in deep thought.
"Why don't we move on," Cheerilee said. She pointed at the first seat finally.
"Hi," a light gray colt with a gray mane and tail said, "I am Silver Fork, and my sister is running for mayor of Manehatten."
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A bunch of introductions later...
(Some of) Disarray's view
"Alright, everypony," Cheerilee said, "time for recess."
"RECESS!!!!!"
Disarray and Teal Fang ran out laughing. They went on the see-saw.
Up, down. Up, down. Up, down. Up... stopped? Disarray looked at the downwards side, at the moment, occupied by Teal Fang, and she saw Diamond Throne and Silver Fork.
"Hi," she said cheerfully. "Do you wanna play with us?"
Diamond Throne snickered. "Why would we want to play with freaks like you!" He pushed Teal off. Disarray slammed to the ground when the weight changed.
She groaned as she hit her head.
"Move it, freaks," Silver Fork shouted.
Her vision became blurry. Ow... My-My head...
A voice shouted from above, "Hey! What do you think you're doing?" Everything was blurry. Was... Was that Aunt Scooter? No, Aunt Scootaloo... Her name is Aunt Scootaloo.
The world began to fade.
"Ray! Ray," another familiar voice shouted. "SISTER!!!!!"
Everything faded to black.
4: Handling Grumpy-Mean-Meanie-Pants-es-es
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