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Clueless in Equestria

by David Silver
A middle aged human ends up in Equestria dropped in the middle of nowhere. He wanders into town and quickly discovers pony folk are kind folk. Maybe there's a life to be made here.

A human in his mid thirties that makes his living off of online video games that he designed and by writing about ponies. When he gets his chance to go anywhere he wants, he opts to visit Equestria, despite more sane options being available.

Behold as our author-turned-protagonist deals with the dangers of Equestria as he attempts to make a new place for himself without looking too much like an ass. He will encounter faces he knows from before, and some that are not as they seem. Will he survive a convention traveling at the side of his new friends? Will he get his fill of Equestrian life and want to go home?

Additional Tags: Not chosen one, no super powers

Teen
Complete
Slice of Life
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
LCTBS

62998 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
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32 Chapters:

  1. 1 - He Arrives 2015-02-01 20:51:54 UTC
    1993
  2. 2 - Civilization 2015-02-02 00:23:14 UTC
    1568
  3. 3 - My Creation 2015-02-02 19:52:29 UTC
    1908
  4. 4 - Adventures in Finances 2015-02-03 18:30:12 UTC
    1734
  5. 5 - On the Town 2015-02-04 16:49:17 UTC
    1852
  6. 6 - Welcome Home 2015-02-05 16:16:38 UTC
    1879
  7. 7 - On the Road Again 2015-02-06 17:53:09 UTC
    1978
  8. 8 - The Train goes Choo Choo 2015-02-07 21:41:57 UTC
    1981
  9. 9 - Arrival in Manehattan 2015-02-08 18:08:17 UTC
    1920
  10. 10 - Foalman's Party 2015-02-10 02:23:13 UTC
    1958
  11. 11 - What Happened? 2015-02-11 01:34:56 UTC
    1865
  12. 12 - Green with Envy 2015-02-12 04:36:33 UTC
    1661
  13. 13 - Heart to Heart 2015-02-12 21:03:08 UTC
    1814
  14. 14 - Lunar Judgement 2015-02-13 20:11:24 UTC
    2553
  15. 15 - The Party Swells 2015-02-14 20:27:25 UTC
    1740
  16. 16 - Manehattan BipedCON 2015-02-15 19:27:50 UTC
    2031
  17. 17 - Manehattan BipedCon II 2015-02-16 19:53:52 UTC
    1848
  18. 18 - Manehattan BipedCON III 2015-02-17 19:19:41 UTC
    1919
  19. 19 - Read a Book! 2015-02-18 19:55:39 UTC
    2095
  20. 20 - Star Appearance 2015-02-19 17:52:51 UTC
    2247
  21. 21 - Let's go Shopping! 2015-02-20 16:15:16 UTC
    2012
  22. 22 - Idle Questions 2015-02-21 19:56:03 UTC
    2245
  23. 23 - Rude Awakening 2015-02-22 17:06:56 UTC
    1673
  24. 24 - Humanway 2015-02-23 19:35:05 UTC
    2094
  25. Diversion - Equestria Rules for Ponyfinder 2015-02-24 03:08:42 UTC
    993
  26. 26 - Manehattan BipedCON Day 2, Lunch 2015-02-24 20:06:17 UTC
    2100
  27. 27 - Less than Welcome 2015-02-25 16:23:21 UTC
    1660
  28. 28 - Tell us a Story 2015-02-26 16:20:30 UTC
    1805
  29. 29 - A Dark Journey 2015-02-27 15:46:29 UTC
    1988
  30. 30 - A Great and Powerful Chapter 2015-02-28 16:31:16 UTC
    3068
  31. 31 - A Ray of Light 2015-03-01 18:11:08 UTC
    2024
  32. 32 - The Long Train-Ride Home 2015-03-02 17:11:37 UTC
    2792