Twilight Sparkle and the Apple adventure

by JustMeAnotherBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Adventure, Crossover, Comedy, Romance
Length: 356

Everything is going well in ponyville, until Steve Jobs decides he wants to give iPads to every pony to play Farmville on. Twilight, together with her best friends, must handle quickly to save Equestria.

The message spread quickly. Steve Jobs? Free iPads? something is wrong here, Twilight is sure of it. Too bad it's too late to warn anyone, except her closest friends. together they will fight, bleed and cry until Steve Jobs is defeated.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-01 20:43:12 UTC

Twil1ght and FuTaSHy practise noscoping.

“Twi, m8!” xXx_Twil1ght.SparKl3_xXx opened her eyes. They were slightly red, probably from the dank kush she smoked yesterday with X69Ra1nbow_Dash. “Twi, skrublord, wake up!” It was SPIKE_DA_N00B. Twil1ght turned her head to SPIKE. “u whot.”

“We’re out of dew! Should I get some?” The Purple n00b seemed worried. Twil1ght closed her eyes.

“sure m7,” was all Twil1ght said. SPIKE turned around and left Twil1ghts smoky bedroom.

Twil1ght turned around and tried to sleep again. Unfortunately, she couldn’t. she stood up, grabbed her sniper which was put up against a wall and walked to the kitchen. There, she made some breakfast: a bag of Doritos, a can of Mountain Dew and a bowl of Spooky Scary Cereal.

The purple noscoper walked to the balcony, where she ate her breakfast in the morning sun. it sure was a wonderful morning. The fountains on town square sprayed fresh mountain Dew, the birds were singing Darude- Sandstorm and the sound of raging foals tearing up their controllers gave a smile on Twil1ght’s face.

SPIKE opened the front door of the xXx_MLG.LiBrArY_xXx. His claws were filled with cans of Dew and Doritos. He ran upstairs to the balcony, where xXx_Twil1ght.SparKl3_xXx was enjoying the sun. As he arrived, Twil1ght stood up.

“spike, m8. Throw a can of Dew of the balcony.” The little dragon looked surprised. “uhm, twi, have you been smoking kush?”

“Just do it, faggot.”

SPIKE grabbed a can of Dew, and threw it away. He looked at it, and he saw something moving in the corner of his eye. A shot followed, and the can of Dew exploded in mid-air. SPIKE’s jaw dropped, and he looked to Twil1ght.

“m8, that was sick!”

Twil1ght shrugged, put her sniper on the floor and sat down again. “nothing much, really. Pass me some Doritos, skrub.”

The sun finally set behind the hills, and Twil1ght decided it was time to visit xXx_FuTaSHyFeeDeR_xXx for her daily noscoping practise.  She stood up from the chair she had been sitting on all day, grabbed her sniper from the floor and left the xXx_MLG.LiBrArY_xXx. It was going to be a long night.