It was a normal day for me: Birds chirping, people shouting and driving like crazy motherfuckers. I was attending a fantasy convention, dressed up as my favorite character 'Geralt of Rivia.'

I admit that my costume wasn't some kind of masterpiece, but it was well made and all parts really matched with each other, I even had the perfect replica of his medallion, elixirs, contact lenses that made my eyes yellow and naturally white hairs.

The only trouble I haven't had any of his weapons, not even chain or knife, so don't judge me for that when I saw this stupid merchant with every piece of his Witcher arsenal I had to go and get it.

Then some small talk with him and puff I'm in pre-show Equestria as the only human in the whole world of anthro ponies. For 50 years I work as bodyguard for hire, before because of my moral codex, I land in stone for 1327 years.

Fortunately for me it is about time for Discord to escape and with a little luck I will be free as well, the only question. What then?

I don't own MLP or 'Wiedźmin' they belong to their proper creators MLP to Hasbro, Wiedźmin to Andrzej Sapkowski and CD Project Red.