Bleak, stereotype, gritty, funny, terrible "noir" story about a pony with nothing to lose.

Bruce O'Harrigan wastes his time with whisky and smokes, waiting for a job to come knocking on his office door in the dark, rainy town of Ponyville.
When something finally shows up, it sounds too good to be true. When things sound good, they usually turn out sour.
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Ponies in this story are ponies. not anthro. Ponyville is heavily modified to fit a semi-modern 30's, 40's, 50's "gangster flick" setting. Typical film noir.
I am taking great liberties with the setting but I am planning on including all the "mane 6" as different characters from different walks of life.
Will contain bad stuff, like violence, drug use, alcoholism, sex, possibly racism and whatever else fits with the oh so grim atmosphere.