The Prompt Collab Fic that Favors Dicklight

by Fusion Fool the 3rd

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Romance, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random
Length: 22013

Futa-Light Prompt collaboration from the Group that favors this to eveyone that likes this.

Another prompt... but for everyone that loves Futanari and Twilight, preferably in the form of Futa-light, dood.

Clop or fluff, comedy or sad, almost anything goes and all authors are welcome, dood. Check out the thread for more info and the latest word of the next fic, dood!

The artist of the cover art is maren, copy and pasted from Derpibooru because I can't draw and too cheap to commission things, dood.

Edit: There is a story going to carry on my poorly planned idea, dood. The Re-Awakening, dood!

Published 2015-02-04 17:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-24 14:50:00 UTC

Luck by Saro0fd3monz (Anthro/Nudity/No Clop)

Author's Note

Written by Saro0fd3monz, dood.

Luck by Saro0fd3monz (Anthro/Nudity/No Clop)

"Alright ladies, Ante up." Rainbow grinned, adjusting her cap. Looking across the table revealed a sorry sight. At least, if you were in those ponies shoes anyway. Applejack was left wearing nothing but her panties and stetson, which she refused to remove until it was the last thing she had. Rarity had managed to hold on to her shirt, but had lost her skirt in the last round.

Pinkie was full blown naked already and still trying to win back her clothes. Fluttershy had somehow managed to avoid removing anything. Rainbow suspected she was cheating somehow, but couldn't prove it.

Twilight on the other hand was barely keeping up with Fluttershy, the bookworm hung on to her socks, bra, and skirt for dear life and was visibly sweating. Every so often she would squirm about in her seat, her eyes shifting from her hand to her friends and back again.

"ALL IN!" Pinkie cheered, the group letting out a sigh.

"I suppose I've got nothing to lose. All in." Rarity shoved her chips forward, glancing at her cards. Applejack chewed her lip, an obvious tell that her hand was terrible. Sometimes honesty had its drawbacks, but she refused to back down.

"Ah'm in." she sighed, shoving her chips forward.

"All in." Fluttershy said softly, pushing her chips forward. Twilight glanced across the table, looking at the chips, her friends faces, and her own cards.

"Is it too late to fold?" Twilight asked.

"Well, if you wanna show us your pair then you can fold." Rainbow waggled her eyebrows, the bookworm frowning and covering her breasts with her arm.

"F-Fine. All in." Twilight shoved her chips forward in her magic.

"Show em!"

"Three of a kind!" Rarity beamed, showing off a hand of jacks, a five and an eight.

"Two of a kind!" Pinkie declared, revealing a pair of kings, the other jack, and a two.

"Sorry gals. Straight." Applejack beamed, showing off a line from four to eight. The two stared in shock.

"B-But, your tell!" Rarity argued.

"When somepony knows yer lyin' ya can turn it against em." Applejack chuckled. Twilight chewed her lip, looking at her hand. She had four of a kind, four aces. Surely that would win right? But Fluttershy was silent and most definitely had something better. It was too late to go back now.

"Four of a kind!" Twilight yelled, slamming her cards on the table, revealing her four aces.

"Whoa! Way to go Twilight!" Pinkie cheered. Fluttershy lowered her hand, spreading out the cards.

"Straight Flush." she said softly, her spades drawing the eyes of everyone.

"Damn, Shy wins again. Alright girls, pay up. Pinkie, go get sodas." Rainbow ordered. Twilight sighed, standing and trying to unclip her bra, Applejack grumbled, slipping out of her panties and tossing them at Rainbow. Rarity however had frozen in the middle of removing her skirt.

"Come on Rarity, we don't have all day for you to be modest." Rainbow grumbled.

"Twilight...are you cheating?" Rarity asked, raising an eyebrow.

"What?! No! I'm not even entirely sure how to play! How could I be cheating?!" Twilight fumed. Rarity reached out, grabbing Twilights skirt and lifting it up, her face flushing bright red.

"Thats not a deck of cards..." she mumbled, Twilight shoving her skirt down.

"H-Hey!"

"What? Is she hiding aces or what?" Rainbow asked. Applejack peeked over the table and whistled.

"She's hidin somethin alright. But it ain't no aces!" she chuckled.

"She's got a weenie!" Pinkie cheered from under Twilight's chair, causing the unicorn to stumble backwards off her chair.

"...Girls, new wager. Winner gets Twilight." Fluttershy spoke up. The group of friends glanced at one another, then at Twilight.

"Deal the cards." Pinkie demanded, appearing back in her seat.

"W-wait! You can't wager me!" Twilight argued, jumping to her feet.

"Winner gets the chance to seduce Twilight." Rainbow said, ignoring the bookworm as she passed out the cards.

"W-what if I win?!" Twilight asked quickly. They looked at one another as they thought it over.

"If you win, you get all of us." Fluttershy answered. Twilight chewed her lip and sighed. There was no way out.

"Deal the cards." Twilight sat down, her heart pounding as she glanced at her cards.

A Straight Flush! This is perfect. I can win, tell them to go home and pretend this never happened! Twilight thought to herself.

"Alright ladies, whatcha got?" Rainbow asked, looking at her own cards. She had stayed out of the game up to this point, but now...

"...I'm out." Pinkie sighed, not even showing her cards. Rarity grinned, lowering her cards.

"Full House! Read em and weep girls!" she cheered.

"Not bad Rares...guess ah'm out. Pair of jacks." Applejack sighed, tossing down her cards. Rainbow frowned, dropping her own cards.

"Looks like its down to Shy an Twilight. Whatcha got?" Rainbow asked. The Pegasus chewed her lip, looking over at Twilight.

"Four of a kind." she sat down four aces, the girls staring. Twilight sighed in relief.

"Straight flush!" she cheered.

"Uh, Twilight, one of those clubs is a spade." Applejack pointed out.

"W-what?! N-No! It was a club!" she argued, staring at her cards.

"Nope, thats a spade. Looks like Fluttershy wins." Rainbow sighed, crossing her arms.

"But-but-but..." Twilight stammered, blushing as Fluttershy hummed happily and grabbed her arm. Their friends watched as the pegasus dragged her prize upstairs.

"I don't know how I could've lost..."

"I guess I was just lucky." Fluttershy smiled, glancing out the window where Discord gave her a thumbs up.

Parents by Fuzzyfervert (No-Clop, Pony)

Author's Note

Written by Fuzzyfurvert, dood.

Parents by Fuzzyfervert (No-Clop, Pony)

Night Light looked up at the sound of the bedroom door opening. His wife of 33 years, Twilight Velvet, blushing like a schoolfilly on her first date, kicked the door shut lightly, and walked past him into the master bath suite.

“Your daughter needs to speak with you.” Velvets voice warbled with barely contained mirth from the bathroom.

Night Light scratched his head and glanced back at the detailed scale model he had been working on. “Why is she suddenly my daughter? Does she need me to post bail?” His wife didn’t answer him, so Night Light turned slowly back to the model and picked up the toothpick he was using to apply the paint to the 1:32nd scale cannons along the aft of the warship.

He wiped the tip off on the clearing cloth and dipped it into the paint again. He was just about to apply it when Velvet stuck her head out from the bathroom.

“What are you waiting on? Go talk to her!”

“Does it have to be me? Sundays are the only ‘me time’ I get!” Night Light groaned and looked back at his wife. He paled under her gaze and for a moment, he felt like arguing the point, but he also didn’t want to sleep on the couch again. He sighed with resignation and put down the toothpick again. “Is she in the living room? Or her old room?”

“Bedroom.” Came his wife’s bubbly reply from the bathroom again. “I’m not touching this one.”

This is going to be a doozy, Night Light. Your little princess does not have normal pony problems. He shook his head and exited his and Velvet’s room and turned down the hall. He pasted the study, which used to be Shining’s room, and took the narrow set of stairs that led to the attic and his daughter’s bedroom.

He paused just outside the door and mentally gathered himself for whatever his wife was running from. He raised a hoof, and knocked softly. “Twi? You in there, sweetie?”

“Yeah, dad.” His daughter’s muffled voice sounded disappointed. Or brokenhearted, he thought.

“Can I come in? Your mother sent me.” He heard Twilight sniffle and then the doorknob turned and the door opened. The room was just as he had seen it last, if less dusty and filled with 100% more Twilight Sparkle. He wove his way between the stacks of old books and boardgames, to reach the bed where she was laying on her side, all six limbs wrapped around one of the pillows.

Night Light smiled his best ‘Daddy-will-make-it-all-better’ smile at Twilight and took a seat on the end of the bed. It creaked under his weight. “So, what’s wrong? Your mother didn’t give me much to work with before sending me up.” He patted her ankle. “I didn’t even hear you come in. I’ve been working on my model of the HMS Eclipse. You should take a look at it while you’re here. I’ve even gotten all the battle scarring painted now.”

Twilight sniffled again and glanced at him but kept her face buried in the pillow’s downy embrace. “Really?” Her voice was muffled when she spoke. “Even the burns from the broadsiding it took at the Battle of Cloudapolis?”

Night Light nodded smugly. “Photo-accurate too.”

Twilight blinked and raised her head. He could see tear streaks running down her cheeks and a redness around the edges of her eyes, but Twilight did seem genuinely interested. “That’s cool, dad.”

“Thank you. Now,” Night Light leaned closer to his daughter. “Tell me what the problem is, sweetie.”

Twilight turned away and let her head sag into her cuddle-substitute. “It’s embarrassing, dad.”

“You sounded sad. I was worried you might be heartbroken over some colt.” Twilight pushed her face deeper into the folds of the pillow. Night Light blanched and cleared his throat. “I mean...you’re not, right? Am I going to have to beat somepony up? I’m not as young as I once was, Twi.”

Twilight crushed the pillow in her grip and her body shook with a sob. Or was that a...laugh? Night Light scratched his head. If it was Shining, I’d know the full story by now. Why did Velvet have to make Twilight my daughter this time?

His daughter shook her head again and finally lifted her head. He could tell she was thinking, doing just as he’s done before entering the room and mentally preparing herself for something difficult. She might have his wife’s muzzle and eyes, but she was his daughter, through and through.

Twilight bit her lip, pushing the pillow away, and rolled up into a sitting position. She shot him a glance and whisper. “I not heartbroken over some colt, dad. I need...I need the talk you gave Shining.”

Night Light blinked in confusion. “What? What talk? I haven’t spoken to your brother in almost a month now.”

“No, dad, I need…The Talk. Like the one you must have given to Shining when he started dating.” Twilight crumpled the blanket between her front hooves. He could see she was still working through whatever was embarrassing her. “I need you to talk to me like I’m a colt.”

“Uh…” Night Light blinked again. Not normal pony problems, a voice inside his head reminded him. “Um...ok? The Talk…”

He coughed and racked his mind over for the memories of that awkward conversation with his son from years past and the similar one he’d had with his own father decades before that. He hadn’t really been planning on having it a third time. Twilight nodded at him, her face brightening as he recentered himself.

“Well, sweetie…” Night Light grinned nervously. “I don’t want to get your hopes up, but the colt version of The Talk is pretty short. Basically, I told your brother to be careful who or what he put his stallion bits into. And that any foals he made, intentionally or otherwise, were his responsibility.”

Twilight groaned and seemed to deflate, sinking onto her belly on the bed and covering her face with her hooves. “Oh, c’mon! You mean there’s no instructions? No step by step diagrams of the how-to stick the stallion bits into things? What about hygiene? Maintenance? Troubleshooting?”

Night Light rocked back on the bed away from his daughter. “Er...no. You wash it with soap and warm water...try not to crush it or the boys - though some stallions like that sorta thing, which I never understood - that’s about it.” He gulped. “Why do you want to know that stuff? Surely there’s a book you could read about it?”

“Not the kind that I’d keep in my library!” Twilight huffed, blowing a stray strand of her mane out of her face. “All of my friends are mares, dad...I was too chicken to ask Shining and I’d die before I asked Spike! So...I asked mom. I thought, as an older mare with experience raising foals, she’d know some of this. But no! She had to pass the bit to you, and now here we are!”

Night Light scratched his head and sat there quietly. He still understand where this was coming from, or why Twilight needed a male perspective on normal use of a penis. “Um...why don’t you tell me why we’re having this conversation, Twilight. I might be your father, but I am still a stallion myself and sometimes we need things spelled out for us, or we end up sticking our hooves in our mouths and before you know it, we’re sleeping on the couch again and don’t know why.”

Twilight buried her face again and groaned in the same way her mother did when she thought he was supposed to understand her vague, indirect explanation of why she might potentially be mad at him for some minor- and in his opinion, pointless - infraction. She looked up again a moment later and frowned in that same unhappy and kinda angry way Velvet did after that kind of groan. It was uncanny.

“Dad, I need to know how a colt takes care of his dick because I idiotically cast a spell that I did not fully understand on myself.” Twilight flushed and sat up, spreading her legs apart to give him a full view down her body. “And now, I have my own dick until I can find a counterspell.”

Night Light felt his gaze being tugged inexorably toward Twilight’s exposed crotch. Just as she claimed, a purple phallus stood there proudly.

“I need to know what to do, dad, because it’s been hard for more than four hours now, and I think that’s a bad thing!”

Night Light nodded, slipping off the bed and took a step back. “Uh, that is a bad thing. The erection part, not you having a penis! You’ll always be my little girl, Twi.” He chuckled nervously. “Is a bad thing that I’m relieved it’s not bigger than mine?”

Twilight glared at him for a moment and then started to giggle and smile. She wiped her eyes with a hoof and closed her legs to hide away her new body part. “Oh goddess, daddy...that’s TMI...but no, not a bad thing.”

Night Light sighed and relaxed slightly. “Ok then. Let’s see about doing something with your...um...issue. Have you been this way since the spell was cast?” He gestured vaguely at Twilight’s lower body. “Hard, I mean.”

She shook her head. “No. I mean it started a little more than four hours ago. I miscast the spell late yesterday evening.”

“What were you doing four hours ago?”

Twilight looked away from him, her cheeks flushing again. “Um...I was with the girls at Vinyl Scratch rave party. Pinkie wanted to take notes on the execution and glow sticks...I think. Everything was fine until we were invited backstage to meet with Vinyl - I mean, I’ve already met her, she was at the wedding - and well, Pinkie took off to inspect the stage rigging and everypony else ran after her, except me. I was...alone...with Vinyl in her dressing room, discussing how she uses her magic to enhance her DJ skills and the music. It got really hot for some reason and Vinyl took off her glasses - she had really pretty eyes - and we got to talking about other things and then this just sorta popped up and I had to leave. It’s been that way ever since. I keep trying to think of a way to fix it and I keep getting interrupted by all these thoughts about Vinyl. The way she’s passionate for what she does, the way she looked up on stage, the way that thumping, rhythmic bass line made her flank shake.”

Night Light shook his head slowly. “Twilight...that’s...normal, I guess? I’m not one for techno, personally, but I know what it’s like when those flanks start shaking. I’m not a medical professional, but you might want to go see this mare again. She might be able to help out the old fashion way.”

Twilight, always the bright one, stared at him blankly for a long moment. Her eyes widened, her jaw falling open when realization of what her father was suggesting hit her. “I...dad...I, but she’s...we’re both...I...uh…” Twilight coughed. “Yeah...now that you mention that...that’s an avenue worth exploring.”

“Might as well try that first. If it doesn’t work, then we take you the hospital.” Night Light grinned.

Twilight nodded, more to herself than his advice, and climbed down off her bed. “I think I’ll go see Vinyl again...yeah.”

He patted Twilight on the shoulder and turned with her toward the door. “Oh, and a point on technique, sweetie? When you mount up, use a downward angled trust, or you might be in real trouble. I’m speaking from personal experience here. Unless this mare is into that, but you’ll want ask about that first, it’s the polite thing to do.”

Gold by Saro0fd3monz (Anthro/Almost Explicit)

Author's Note

Written by Saro0fd3monz, dood.

Gold by Saro0fd3monz (Anthro/Almost Explicit)

She glanced out of the corner of her eye, finding her assistant Barb happily passed out and curled up in her blankets. The unicorn crawled out of her bed as stealthily as she could, stumbling into the bathroom and locking the door. She reached for the emergency quill and parchment she kept under the sink, holding her breath as she pressed her ear to the door. Satisfied with Barbs happy snoring, she began her letter.

"Dear Princess Celestia..."

(At Canterlot Castle)

Celestia blinked as she read over the letter once more.

"Dear Princess Celestia.

I am in dire need of your assistance. I accompanied Barb and Rarity on one of their gem hunting expeditions out of curiosity. I was trying to understand Rarity's Gem Seeking Spell and test Barbs skill at digging them up. My findings were rather interesting, but thats not the problem. I was unaware that Barb used her teeth in her digging and was rather fascinated by the fact.

Apparently the hidden minerals in the dirt are rather good for her health. It was during this process that she came across a vein of gold hidden just below a patch of gems Rarity had discovered. Having not expected to find it she ended up eating quite a bit of it.

Then...it began...My...studies have discovered that Gold acts as an aphrodisiac for Dragons. Barb seems to have entered an unending Heat Cycle and I have been unable to escape her. My first reaction was to teleport home and barricade myself in the confines of my room.

That failed rather miserably...Barb is currently asleep and I have escaped to the confines of my bathroom. Please, send help immediately. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. Please send help!"

"Is everything alright sister? You seem rather pale..." Luna commented.

"Luna...your guards are...silent and...aware of our anatomy, correct?" Celestia asked softly.

"Why yes, they are. Do you seek the company of one of my Guards sister?" Luna asked in surprise.

"No...I just can't trust my guards for this task..."

A few hours earlier.

"OH! Right there!" Rarity pointed to a nearby patch of dirt. Barb saluted, her jaws clicking as she dove for the patch of dirt. Twilight scribbled down notes furiously.

"All this time and I was never aware just how skilled Barb was." she murmured.

"UGH! EW! what the...!" Barb stumbled backwards spitting and trying to rub something off of her tongue.

"Barb, are you alright?! Oh please tell me you didn't swallow a bug!" Rarity panicked.

"No, there's, ugh, something in the dirt." she looked down, spotting something shining just below the gems she had been digging around.

"Oh my goodness, is that...GOLD!?" Rarity gasped, kneeling down near the small pit Barb had dug.

"I can see it already...my newest line of dresses with REAL gold sewn into the hem. Oh thank you...Barb?" Rarity blinked, noticing her digging partner had vanished. Glancing over her shoulder, she found the dragoness being strangely affectionate with Twilight.

"Wow Twilight...you smell amazing..." Barb sighed drunkenly, her arms thrown around the alicorns waist as she nuzzled her leg.

"U-Um, I-I started using a new shampoo." Twilight chuckled nervously, trying to pry herself free of her assistant. Barb refused to be deterred however, sniffing heavily as she nuzzled Twilight more, gasping and grinning as she reached the mares crotch.

"B-BARB NO!" Twilight bit her lip as the Dragoness nuzzled her crotch.

"O-Oh my goodness. I-Is she always like this?" Rarity asked.

"No! I don't know whats wrong with her!" Twilight was trying to pull out of Barbs death grip, both hands trying to shove her head away. Out of frustration the Alicorn teleported away, only for Barb to tackle her to the ground, growling and hunching over her.

It was then that Twilight noticed the look in her eyes, and the gold clinging to her lip. She had seen that look only once before, when Barb had hit puberty and tackled Shining Armor into the couch. Needless to say, she didn't need a lust crazed Dragoness running about, or trying to ride her to death.

"RARITY! RUN!" Twilight screamed, teleporting out from under Barb and next to her friend.

"What? Why?"

"You need to get to town, warn the stallions, lock the doors, and don't come out." Twilight said quickly. She steeled herself, her horn glowing brightly. She would have to avoid Barb, but she couldn't let the dragon dig her claws into some defenseless stallion. Shining Armor still had nightmares about that day. She heard as much from a worried Cadence on an almost weekly basis. Rarity chewed her lip, jumping as Twilight glared at her.

"What are you waiting for?! GO!" she screamed, gasping as Barb tackled her once more. Twilight grit her teeth, throwing her arms around Barb as she teleported once more, grunting as she hit the hardwood floors of the library.

"Owlowiscious! Code Red!" she yelled. The owl snapped awake, leaping from its perch and carting a book across the library, dropping it into a big red button next to the door. Large metal shutters closed over the windows and doors, glowing with powerful runes. Twilight charged her horn one last time, teleporting into her room and tossing a barrier over the door.

"Okay. Don't panic. The seals and barrier should hold. I just have to let this run its course." Twilight told herself. That was until Barb started smashing against the door and her barrier started to crack.

"I knew I should've installed more shutters." Twilight deadpanned, crying out as the barrier broke, hitting her with magic backlash. Barb sniffed the air, growling and crawling on all fours.

"Twiiiliiight." she growled. The alicorn groaned, the world still spinning as she sat up. Barb grinned, pinning her to the ground and straddling her.

"You aren't getting away from me again my princess." she cooed. Twilight lit up her horn, crying out as Barb wrapped her claws around the sensitive appendage.

"AH! B-Barb! J-just think about what you're doing! T-Thats my horn!" Twilight cried.

"Mhm, this is your horn." she grinned, her free claw trailing down Twilight's stomach, Barb licking her lips as she reached into the Alicorns skirt, Twilight gasping and clenching her fists.

"And this, is mine." Barb growled

"D-Don't do this Barb. I-I can g-get one of those colts you liked, o-or some experienced stallion. O-Or a whole bunch of stallions!" Twilight pleaded.

"None of them are you Twilight. Now, we can do this the easy way, or I can shred your clothes with my claws." Barb whispered, slowly stroking the growing member in her grip. Twilight shivered, chewing her lip.

"T-The easy way..." she sighed. Barb climbed off the alicorn, but kept a good hold of her horn.

"Barb...I can't get undressed with you holding my horn."

"Whats to stop you from teleporting away again?" Barb frowned. She had her there. Of course, what Barb didn't know was that as long as the shutters and seals were in place, Twilight could only teleport around her home, not outside of it. Her only means of escape would be to reach the bunker hidden under the library, but it was magic proofed as well. She would have to risk it.

"Barb, the seals and shutters keeping you in here are keeping me in too. I can't get past those without raising the shutters." Twilight admitted.

"Aww, you want me to yourself." Barb giggled, letting go of Twilight's horn. The alicorn quickly lit her horn, gasping as Barb flicked it with her claw.

"No cheating!" she sang, Twilight cringing and placing a hand over her horn. She attempted to call to her magic and only earned herself a throbbing headache. Yup, she was screwed. Well, not yet.

Defeated, she glanced over at the dragoness, sitting beside her like a puppy waiting for a treat.

"Can we at least move to the bed?" Twilight asked. Barb rolled her eyes and gave a nod, watching the alicorn closely. Twilight sighed, reaching back to undo the button on her shirt.

"I knew I should've listened to Rainbow..." she grumbled. Ever since she had become an Alicorn it had become a chore to get dressed and undressed.

Normally she would undo the buttons with her magic, but after Barb's little flick, her horn was useless. Barb giggled, laying her chin on Twilight's shoulder, groping her from behind and kissing her neck.

"I'll get that for you." she whispered, releasing her prize long enough to undo the buttons on the back of her shirt. The fabric slid off easily, quickly followed by her bra. Twilight squeaked as Barb hooked her claws into the librarians skirt, tugging them down to her ankles and shoving her onto the bed.

She rolled onto her back, gasping and gripping the edge of the bed as Barb grabbed hold of her semi-erect member.

"Aww, its happy to see me." she giggled, her long forked tongue hooking around the throbbing appendage. Twilight groaned, her toes curling as Barb kissed the flared tip lovingly, her tongue dancing around the shaft of maremeat.

"B-Barb...oh gosh..."

"Shhh, just let me work." Barb whispered, wrapping her lips around the head of Twilight's now fully erect pony cock.

Oh gods her mouth is so hot... Twilight dug her nails into the bed, shaking and panting as Barb slurped her cock noisily.

"B-Barb...I-I'm..."

"No!" Barb yelled as she pulled away, Twilight crying out as the dragoness crushed her in her claw.

"You can't do it yet." Barb growled.

"I'm sorry! P-Please just..." Twilight whimpered. Barb slowly let go, pouting and letting out a sigh.

"I guess I was being a bit rough with you." she admitted as she stood. Twilight sighed in relief, looking up in time for Barbs panties to smack her in the face. Prying the soaked garment from her face she was greeted by the naked form of her assistant in all of its curvy glory. Barb giggled, poking the now drooling member with glee.

"Looks like he's happy to see me!"

"B-Barb..."

"Ah Ah Ah, none of that my not so little princess." she silenced her with a claw against her lips, straddling the alicorns lap, her claws gripping her shoulders and pushing her down to the bed.

INSERT GRATUITOUS SEX SCENE HERE

Several hours of ~~rape~~Lovemaking later

Barb grumbled as she rolled over, surprised to find the bed empty.

"Twilight? TWILIGHT?!" she started to panic, leaping out of bed and coming face to face with several lunar guards.

"Greetings Lady Barbara. We've been sent to retrieve you." the largest of them spoke. He was a bulky pony, his armor barely containing his muscles. A large scar ran across the bridge of his nose and through his cloudy left eye.

"Retrieve? Wait...how did you even get in here?! Wheres my Twilight?!" Barb demanded. The guards glanced at one another and nodded, surrounding her. She growled and hunched forward, her tail swishing back and forth. The beast of a pony in front of her held up a large jewel and in the split second she hesitated, they pounced.

"NOW MIDNIGHT!" he yelled. Another guard nodded in response, shattering a crystal against her chest, teleporting the group into the royal hall before Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

"Leave us." Luna ordered, dressed in a simple dark blue bathrobe.

"Princess! Whats going on?" Barb asked as she pushed to her feet.

"We heard about your little...problem with Twilight and thought we could help." Luna answered, letting her robe drop. Underneath she was covered from neck to toe in gold leaf and sporting a rather interesting hard on. It took a moment for Barb to realize she was drooling, it was then that Celestia mimicked her younger sister.

"Eat up Barb"

Anniversary by Fusion Fool the Third (Pony/Explict)

Author's Note

Written by Fusion Fool the Third, dood.

Anniversary by Fusion Fool the Third (Pony/Explict)

Glancing back at her watch, Twilight was impatiently tapping her hoof on the table nervously. “Where is she? In ten minutes, she’ll be late. She’s never late!”

Even for a Princess, it took Twilight a week to get a reservation at le Grand Art Cuisine in Canterlot, a restaurant that treats every plate of food like a masterpiece. Looking at what the other guests have ordered, they were not lying. Twilight was seated in a booth near the front of the restaurant, clearly a ploy to promote it using a Princess’ presence. a white table cloth covered the table and draped so low that it would have been impossible to see if anypony was underneath without lifting it.

She fixed her red bow tie for the tenth time of the night, using her magic to press and adjust her tuxedo for the sixth. Her lover has yet to be seen.

While it was true that they were dating for two years, but Twilight wanted this year to be special. She glanced back to a small box she hide next to her and let out a sigh. “I hope she comes soon,” she uttered as she turned back to the front of the restaurant.

A minute passed and Twilight felt an odd tugging beneath her, her face beginning to glow red. Her mouth shutting quickly to suppress a moan when a foreign tongue traced her sheath. When she turned to see who was teasing her arousing dick, her rear half was pulled under the table, all attempts to lift the cloth with her magic was thwarted with a cerulean glow.

Twilight’s pupils became pinpricks, her wings sprung erect across the booth seat when she felt a warm cavern engulf her hardening shaft, feeling her balls lightly tap somepony’s chin. She let out a squeak upon feeling her new guest’s hoof rub her pussy beneath her testicles.

“Is everything alright, Your Highness?” Twilight’s waitress asked, giving the purple princess a concerned look.

“Y-Yes… Everything’s FINE! A- A bottle of your B-BE- best champagne, two… glasses… (ah) and two waters, please…” Twilight stuttered, failing to give the mare a reassuring look.

With a worried glance, the waitress nodded as she quickly jotted down Twilight's order with her magic and left to acquire it. Once she was gone, Twilight’s hooves rocketed to her mouth to muffle a drawn out moan, her hidden friend becoming more eager to make the purple mare cum. Twilight could almost feel the mare’s head slamming against her fur, the hoof rubbing the moist purple lips become quicker and more determined, rolling the heavy purple sack as she continued.

Twilight’s eyes were wide and her cheeks bulged as she pouted, sweat slowly trailing down her head. She didn’t want to cum in front of twenty and more nobles, the idea of it made she wish she could unsee the possible headlines: ‘Princess Blows Princess under restaurant table’, ‘Twilight Sparkle Creams in le Grand Art Cuisine’, and the worst case scenario ‘Restaurant Tables, the new Glory Hole? Ask Princess Twilight!’.

Unfortunately, the mare under the table was only getting started. Twilight felt her cock become cold, the wet mouth leaving her. The slight reprieve from embarrassment was cut short as a pair of flanks slammed into her, she cock disappearing into the mare’s pussy. The force was enough to knock the air out of Twilight. And her pace continued to exhaust the purple alicorn, despite her not doing anything.

“Your… order? Your Highness?” The Waitress exclaimed, now confused by Twilight’s sweating visage.

“Th-Thank… you,” Twilight said with a lopsided smile. The Waitress placed the champagne, the glasses and cups of water down. One cup was taken by the same cerulean shine as it disappeared under the table cloth. The mare wasn’t missing a bit as she forced her rear into Twilight’s crotch recklessly, the glass returning to it’s spot empty. “We.. could have saved this… for later.”

Her hidden lover didn’t seem to care as she picked up her pace, her pussy massaging and binding the purple shaft intensely. Twilight felt as if she was mating with the sun with how hot the mare’s pussy was, she glanced to the side to see no pony watching, too engrossed with their meals or conversation. She placed snaked her hooves under the table cloth, rubbing her mate’s flanks as her magic encompass the rear before her, helping the mare slam her ass into Twilight’s crotch.

Twilight didn’t take into account the loud scream of pleasure that filled the restaurant, all eyes turning to Twilight as her face turned red. “The champagne… is REALLY good,” she lied, her bottle remained unopened, she gave the crowd her best smile.

Fortunately for herself and the restaurant, the nobles began ordering the same champagne Twilight had and turned their attention away from her.

Twilight turned her head to check if anypony was watching her and let out a sigh of satisfaction as a band began to play in the middle of the room. The elegant orchestral music beginning to overtake the weak slapping of flesh against flesh.

A tingle coursed through her body as she felt herself coming close, she could feel her balls churning it’s load and seizing up in anticipation of what’s to come. With booth hooves threatening to break the table, Twilight bit her lower lip hard as the mare worked the purple alicorn to her orgasm.

“Ah… Oh…” Twilight whimpered, her dick throbbing as it’s tip flared inside the mare, spending her seed recklessly and violently. The marehood that was constricting her tightneing it’s grip and became slicker as her lover slammed herself to the hilt with every bound. The music and the tablecloth muffling the sound of cum hitting the wooden floor.

One spurt began two, and quickly a third came, filling the unknown mare’s passage and womb to the brim with seed. It was only after the sixth burst did the purple shaft’s output began to dwindle and spit out a far weaker seventh and eighth load. Twilight laid back, exhausted, downing her glass of water instantly as she felt movement beneath her, the hot pussy releasing her dick and letting it make it’s slow return to it’s sheath.

A red and yellow mane poked up from behind the cloth, turning to see the teasing face Twilight’s life partner, Sunset Shimmer, take her place across from Twilight, licking her lips and fixing her wings. “Surprised?”

Twilight was too busy catching her breath to answer, even as Sunset poured them both a glass of champagne and took a sip. “Pretty good, Twilight. But why champagne?”

Twilight weakly pulled herself back into her proper seating, glancing back down to the small box. “In… due time, Sunny. There is still more to this night after all.”

Mirror by Nillin (Pony/Partial Clop)

Author's Note

Written by Nillin, dood.

Mirror by Nillin (Pony/Partial Clop)

Ponyville never had much of a nightlife, for this Twilight was thankful as she crept along darkened store fronts away from her cozy tree library. Grateful too was she for phases of the moon, or more specifically, the one day a month where Luna took a break and there was no moon. For it was only on a night of pure black that she was certain she wouldn't be caught.

The edge of Ponyville couldn't come faster, and as the shopping district thinned out into residences Twilight began to breath faster. If there were any chance of being caught it would be here, and the anticipation was killing her. Crouched low to the ground she slunk her way through alleyways and along fences, steps growing stiffer and more stilted as she went.

Her destination growing closer, Twilight's luscious flank started to raise. A certain bit of anatomy more at home on the rougher sex could just barely be seen under her barrel, growing with need and expectation of release. As it became more pronounced, Twilight found it harder and harder to stay close to the ground. Desperation growing she began to move faster and faster, until finally breaking into a mad dash once the houses began to thin.

A short but agonizing trip down a dirt road and over a small bridge she had finally reached the edge of the Everfree Forest, and it was merely a short trot from there to a very special rock which hid a very special pool. Ever since discovering the source behind the incident with Pinkie Pie's rampaging across Ponyville, Twilight had dreamed of this chance. Before then she had only ever been able to relieve herself with a hoof and a very active and detailed imagination. Tonight though, her imagination would be made reality. Her thick pole now standing at full mast and throbbing in time with her heart, Twilight lifted the final barrier to the forbidden Mirror Pool and took her first steps down towards bliss.

Twilight lit her horn for the first time that night, both for light and to place Tom back across the hole. Though it was unlikely anyone would have followed her out into the Everfree in the middle of the night it was still better to be safe.

After setting a few wards to make sure she wouldn't be disturbed, and a timer so she would know when it was morning, Twilight stood before the mirrored surface that would grant her fondest wish. Soon, a non-stop orgy with one hundred dick-mares would be a reality! No longer would she have to dream of what it would be like to drown in a veritable lake of the liquids of life! No more would her nights be spent in endless study in search of a way to safely take out a rib so she could at last know the feeling of a hot, firm rod sliding down her gullet! At long last she could ask, and answer, a question that had plagued her for years now “What would it feel like to have multiple massive shafts plunging in and out of every orifice available?”

And all without fear of being shunned by every pony in existence! Or about Princess Celestia hearing about it and banishing her to Magic Kindergarten in a dungeon on the moon! Then Luna would hear about such a disgusting pony being on her moon and would probably banish her to a comet. She hoped it would be a comet anyway, and not an asteroid. At least then she would have some ice that she could melt if she got thirsty. And every once in a while it would hopefully travel closer to the sun so she could have some occasional warmth.

Now that she thought about it, maybe living on a comet would be okay. At least if she did get banished to a comet she wouldn't have to worry about the stares.

“Okay Twilight, you can do this! Just set those fears aside, its time to make fantasy into reality!”

Twilight stepped forward to gaze at her image in the Mirror Pool. It lived up to its name, showing her sleek muzzle, more gained through too many skipped meals than from any real effort, and eyes filled with yearning. She turned sideways to view her other assets in the reflection of the pond. Her withers had just enough give in them to be perfect for holding on to with teeth. Her flank, just wide enough for a pair of strong forearms to grip. She may not have the most shapely butt in the land, that title being owned by Celestia and the glory that was her massive, yet tight rear, but the slight jiggle made her salivate at the thought of the pounding that was soon to be.

Wiping the drool away, Twilight strode confidently into the pool and began the incantation that would begin her night of endless debauchery.

"Into her own reflection she stared,

Yearning for one whose reflection she shared,”

And solemnly sweared not to be scared

At the prospect of being doubly mared!"

.

.

.

“Nothing's happening.”

Twilight was up to her knee in the cool waters of the pool, but so far no copy had emerged from its waters.

“Alright, let's try it again!” Twilight exited the pool and, turning around, she once more intoned the chant that Pinke had taught her.

"Into her own reflection she stared,

Yearning for one whose reflection she shared,”

And solemnly sweared not to be scared

At the prospect of being doubly mared!"

.

.

Again, nothing happened.

“Once more, for Science!”

Still nothing.

“AGAIN!”

Let none say that the Scientific method was not rigorously implemented that night, with Twilight trying every possible combination she could think of that might lead to copious copies and carnal delights. But alas, nothing that she could remember of Pinkie's tale led to even a single clone.

Frustrated in more ways than one, exhausted in an entirely different way than she expected to be, Twilight re-examined the rhyme in the way the never failed her before. The Checklist!

“Item 1: Stare into my reflection. Checked! Item 2: Yearning for one whose reflection she shared. Checked! Item 3: Solemnly swearing not to be scared. Checked! Item 4: Being doubly mared. Not checked! What am I doing wrong?!” She grumbled as she paced the room. “I'm doing every step right! Why aren't I neck deep in sexy purple flank, with my own cock in every hole and eyelids plastered shut with hot, sweet foal batter by now?! Make me doubly mared you stupid pool!” She cried.

“Wait a second. Doubly... mared?” Twilight looked down between her legs at the part of her that fueled her dreams.

“You don't think...”

Ponyville awoke that morning not to the sound of birds chirping or the daily song and dance routines that had been meticulously choreographed over the course of the winter, and many foals experienced the unique flavor of soap for repeating the sound.

All in all, a pretty normal morning.

Sweat by Fusion Fool the Third (Explicit/Human)

Author's Note

Written by Fusion Fool the Third, dood.

Sweat by Fusion Fool the Third (Explicit/Human)

“Come on Twi, work it!” Rainbow screamed, glaring down at the girl struggling to lift a hundred pound barbell. “If a girl wants to fuck ME, they need to be tough to impress me.”

Twilight did her best to shoot a glare at her girlfriend, her arms were burning from the exertion. Her entire upper body was drenched in sweat. What made this entire matter worse for Twilight was that it was Rainbow that wanted to date her.

This was their second date. Today they wore matching black skin tight shorts, Rainbow wore what was essentially a blue sports bra that exposed her midriff and showed what little side boob the athlete had while Twilight’s tight purple shirt that fully covered her torso.

Incidentally, it was also the day Rainbow learned about Twilight’s secret, the small bulge in the dark blue haired girls shorts doing well to let the rest of the gym know as well.

“My grandma could lift more than you, Twi!” Rainbow shouted.

“Your grandma is a world champion weightlifter! Applejack and YOU can’t compete with her!” Twilight shouted back, she had to stop, her body needed to rest, beads of perspiration trailing down Twilight's forehead.

“Your point? Prove my granny wrong!” Rainbow retorted, her ire quickly replaced with concern when the barbell sagged, catching it before it fell on her nerdy friend. “Whoa… easy there.”

“I… I can’t take much more,” Twilight wheezed. her body fell lax off the bench. Her face felt like it was a fountain.

“Yeah… why don’t you take a break. Just spot for me then we’ll grab a bite and relax before getting back to it,” Rainbow said, smiling as she helped Twilight off the bench.

“O-Okay, Twilight uttered, fighting off fatigue for the sake of her girlfriend. She took one of their towels and began wiping off her sweat, watching Rainbow walk to a treadmill.

Rainbow turned it on and immediately cranked it's difficulty, casually jogging as the machine attempted to make her run. “See, Twi? Easy.”

Twilight was about to make a rebuttal about the differences between a barbell and a treadmill but her eyes were too focused on the tight, bouncing rear before her. Watching it jiggle ever-so slightly with every step. “Okay…”

Rainbow smirked and turned it up another notch, entering a run. Unaware that Twilight was staring at her ass. The small bulge in Twilight’s shorts growing as time passed.

Rainbow ran for forty minutes, casually letting the machine push her off and stepping off in an impressive way. She smiled to Twilight, who was quickly trying to wipe away drool and fixing her shorts. “Umm… so that… food right?” Twilight asked with a deep blush.

Rainbow felt an unusual amount of pride that she gave her girlfriend a hard on from just running, and got an idea. “Sure… but I wanna get something done first.”

“What? Twilight groaned, her relaxation time going to have to wait.

“Let’s try yoga! it’s more relaxed, more chill, and you're still exercising so it’s fine. Sorry Twi, but you need to do more than flexing your brain and eye muscles,” Rainbow giggled, taking Twilight by the hand to a nearby yoga room.

The room had several woman in there already, an instructor posing while another made sure the girls were doing the correct poses. Twilight watched them with awe, impressed that the human body can move in such ways. The way they moved also excited the Mini-Twi in her shorts.

“Great timing, they’re just finishing up,” Dash grinned, pulling Twilight to the side. The door opened and many gossiping ladies walked out of the room, quickly followed by two rather bulky ladies. The instructors had a very similar body shape as Applejack but more muscled in the arms rather than the legs, they gave the two girls a wink and continued towards the snack bar.

It took seconds for Rainbow to pull Twilight in there. “Alright! Start stretching!”

“You sure about this?” Twilight asked, glancing to the door.

“Stretch, Twi!” Rainbow shouted, scaring the poor girl into doing her pre-workout exercises.

Twilight had some difficulty doing, as some exercises reminded her that she was still hard, no doubt Rainbow noticed as well. What worried Twilight more was she could had swore she saw Rainbow lick her lips.

After exercises were done, Twilight sat down on the mat, awaiting the first position.

“Let’s start with lotus,” Rainbow exclaimed. She sat down and crossed her legs and let out a deep breath. “Like this.”

Twilight chuckled at the rather 'unimpressive' pose and easily replicated Rainbow’s actions. “What’s next?”

“Eager? I like that,” Rainbow cooed, now thinking of all the more 'erotic' yoga positions.

Twilight regretted teasing Rainbow on the lotus position, they quickly descending into more complex positions, each pose getting more ranchier with every move, some of them looked as if Rainbow didn’t have to force her ass in Twilight’s face. But the nerdy girl did her best to keep up.

“Now for the bridge!” Rainbow exclaimed,she laid on her back and raised her rear into the air, balancing on her shoulders and feet.

Twilight let out a sigh of relief, her body became sore again after scorpion pose, the slightly distraction allowing her a slight reprieve as she closed her eyes while raising her crotch.

The feeling of her shorts being pulled off immediately alerted Twilight, her eyes shot open as she looked down to see Rainbow pulling her pants off. They stared at each other for a minute, Twilight's tight shorts around her knees while her dick stood at attention half a foot away from Rainbow’s face. “Rainbow… what are you doing?”

“I like fucking in the yoga room?” Rainbow answered immediately, continuing to pull Twilight’s shorts off while her face remained in the same shocked expression.

“Th-This- Rainbow! This is a public place, we can’t! And on the second date? What the hell?” Twilight shouted, her face beet red.

“Twilight… are you seriously going to try and talk me out of sex when you are as hard as a rock here?” Rainbow asked, emphasizing her point by stroking Twilight’s cock, and making Twilight squeak. “Thought so.”

“What if someone comes in?” Twilight quickly questioned, hoping to save what little dignity she had.

“The instructors know me, the moment they hear I brought a girlfriend to the gym, they let me have the yoga room for a little bit to… have some fun,” Rainbow smiled, tracing her tongue along the crown of her girlfriend’s pecker.

“This happens often?” Twilight gasped, Rainbow’s hot breath gracing her cock’s flesh, making her quiver in need.

“Not really… like three times a girl friend, but you look like a keeper,” Rainbow smirked, she placed a hand underneath Twilight, feeling the egghead’s posture weaken and fall onto her needle like finger, poking into Twilight’s ass. “Keep that pose or I’m gonna fingerbang your ass, Twi.”

Twilight stiffed her resolve, keeping her back straight and her ass high while her first girlfriend made out with her dick. Her desire to moan and squeal were thwarted by Twilight’s resolve and tight lips, doing all she could to withstand the blowjob she was receiving.

Rainbow easily began gobbling up Twilight’s penis, her nose pressing against her girlfriend flesh with every bob. Feeling it harden and throb inside her mouth. She could only chuckle as Twilight struggled to keep her butt up, trying to avoid getting Rainbow’s finger shoved up her ass.

Embarrassingly, Twilight couldn’t contain herself for very long, gasping and moaning as she tried to keep to the bridge pose. She glanced open to see Rainbow nursing her balls while her hand was stroking her dick fast. The combination made Twilight cum all over herself, her skin and purple top splattered with white cum.

Rainbow smirked as she removed her own top, letting Twilight lie down completely and kissing her body, licking up the nerdy girl’s cum as she continued up to Twilight’s lips. “That was pretty hot, Twi,” she cooed, licking Twilight’s cheek.

“Good god… that was… that was…” Twilight uttered, unable to complete her sentence when Rainbow straddled her hips. She felt her hard cock slide across Rainbow’s ass, smearing it’s cum along the crack of her shorts. “R-Rainbow?”

“Wanna know what else is a nice way to get fit? Fucking… lets start with anal,” Rainbow grinned, sliding her shorts off her body and impaling her ass on Twilight’s dick.

Twilight’s hands were clawing at the yoga mat beneath them, gasping as Rainbow took her for a ride. The rainbow haired girl’s hands roughly squeezing Twilight’s perky tits over the shirt. Her ass slammed down hard against her lover’s crotch. Twilight could see the other girl perspire on top of her, pushing her limit while fucking herself on Twilight's rod.

Twilight could feel another orgasm building up, her dick throbbing inside the tight orifice. Rainbow's ass massaging her cock in ways she didn't think it could. She grit her teeth in anticipation when the door opened.

Rainbow casually looked to their newcomer while Twilight became pale. A well muscled girl wearing blue speedos and a light green sports bra walked in. Her blonde slick backed mane and a curious face watching the two carefully, even as Rainbow pumped her hips harder. “Dash.. we have another class in like twenty minutes, could you save this sort of stuff for the showers? Please?”

“Sorry Lightning,” Rainbow chuckled, riding Twilight ever harder. “I’ll clean it all up when we finish. Which means, Twilight will be creaming my ass.”

Colour returned to Twilight’s face as quickly as it left, prompting a chuckle from Lightning. “Whatever makes it easier for me, Cloudchaser was pissed when you had your last girlfriend squirting all over her mats.” She walked over and looked down at Twilight with a curious look. “Girl, you gotta pound up if you wanna get fit. Fuck this bitch!”

Too scared to question Lightning Dust, Twilight gripped Rainbow’s hips and began meeting her descents with oddly strong thrusts, making Rainbow moan. Smiling, Lightning walked off to get her next class ready.

Twilight was easily brought back to the edge, letting out a girly squeal as she came inside Rainbow’s ass, her body twitching and her cock throbbed, firing salvo after salvo of thick cum.

“How was that for a second date?” Rainbow giggled, reaching for her shorts while staying attached her her girlfriend.

“Dehh…” Twilight groaned, sweat dripping off her body, soaking her shirt. Her eyes glazed over as she enjoyed the afterglow of her first time.

Lightning walked over and tweaked Rainbow’s nipples, and dragged a finger along her back, making the rainbow haired girl cum hard on top of Twilight. “Rainbow's weakness is her back. Start rubbing and she’ll do back flips for you,” Lightning chuckled, winking to Twilight as she walked away. “Also… don’t leak cum all over the floor or I’ll have you banned, Rainbow!”

“Y-yeah…” Rainbow moaned, weakly trying to stand up and putting her shorts on. Twilight tried the do the same with her own shorts, taking care for for her cum-slicked dick to not drip onto Lightning’s floors or face the muscular woman’s wrath. Unfortunately, the area around where they were was wet with sweat and cum, forcing the two girls to scrub it out quickly while Lightning watched.

After a quick change and a shower, the two girls left. Both of them using the other to keep standing as they walked back to their dorm rooms.

~dood~[/hr]

Twilight was walking to the gym, Rainbow asking her to meet there for another workout. A duffle bag under her arm, Twilight nervously continued her journey.

She immediately saw Rainbow’s multi-coloured mane, but the heavier white and purple haired woman next to her confused her greatly. Easily a foot taller than both herself and Rainbow, the woman wore a brown air force jacket with a black tank top underneath, with blue jeans. The tank top only covering her breasts and showing off the most defined six pack Twilight has ever seen. “Yo, Twi! This is my old friend Gilda, she’s going to join us for our workouts,” Rainbow greeted, pulling Twilight to meet the scary lady.

“H-Hi, I’m Twilight Sparkle,” she stammered in fear.

“Sup, Gilda. Rainbow says you need some help building some muscle, so I’m here to help,” Gilda sneered, one hand around Twilight’s waist and another fondling her crotch, squeezing her dick and balls tightly. “Rainbow says you’re particularly weak in this spot.”

“I was thinking we could start in the yoga room and go from there,” Rainbow explained in a sultry tone. “We got all day after all.”

Twilight began sweating the moment the two girls pulled her towards the gym. This proved to be the best and worst day of Twilight’s life.

Relief by Ebonysdagger(Anthro/No clop)

Author's Note

Written by Ebonysdagger, dood.

Relief by Ebonysdagger(Anthro/No clop)

Twilight had been standing there for over an hour now as Rarity got inside her personal space to take measurements and test out colors against her coat color to see what would work for her latest designs. If Twilight did not know any better she would have thought Rarity took at least one chance to cop a feel of her growing bust line as she measured it. Really, the wings were a great enhancement from the ascension however the increase in height and the new muscle definition that came with the earth pony magic left her with a great problem. It had set Rarity off in a habit of wanting to dress Twilight up in slightly more masculine cut clothes. Twilight was rather opposed to this for various reasons not least of which were that she felt far more comfortable in skirts than pants.

Rarity for her part had just finished with her selection for a top for her friend and began to ready the tape measure to check which adjustments were needed to Twilight’s old readings. Really she doubted Twilight actually knew how often her measurements had been changing since her ascension though it was only ever by a few centimeters here or there at a time but that adds up over the course of a year. Her eyes gleamed as she continued to take measurements preparing to slip a surprise on Twilight. While the scholar was distracted, likely by reciting pi inside her head again like the last three times she had her model, Rarity tried to measure her inseam.

“Hold still darling. I’m just making sure I have everything I need for your legs. It wouldn’t do to leave too much exposed after all.” Rarity told her friend even as her tape began to snake up the alicorn’s leg.

‘4461284… shoot I lost my place. Back to the start. 3.14159…’ Suddenly Twilight’s count got derailed again by feeling something touching somewhere it really shouldn’t have been. The mage princess’s glowing red face gazed upon her friend. “Rarity, wha… what are you doing?”

“My job, Twilight. I needed to measure your leg to make sure I will make the proper cuts later. I just got done telling you that.”

“Oh, sorry Rarity.” Twilight answered still pink of cheeks. “Make sure I’m actually paying attention next time first, please. That was unexpected.” Twilight did her best to not react to the fact that the tape measure was still touching her. It really wasn’t Rarity’s fault though. The poor unicorn had no idea of Twilight’s condition or how her apotheosis had affected it so she could not be blamed.

As Rarity recorded her findings and set to work Twilight stood there lost in thought as was her habit. ‘It was always hard to keep my secret hidden but it has become really hard to keep this secret recently especially. Why did everything have to get bigger?’ Speaking of harder to hide Rarity bent over to fetch some thread and Twilight had to exert a bit more magic than usual to keep up her illusion. ‘If something isn’t done soon I’m going to wind up giving in and becoming the princess of friendship with benefits.’

Rarity pretended not to notice Twilight’s gaze homing in on her behind as she bent over at just the right angle to get the thread. She allowed herself a smirk knowing she could even rile up a rather conservative royal with so little effort. ‘Works with every customer and keeps them distracted. Plus it’s kind of funny to see their expressions.’

Twilight rapidly descended into her mind once more to keep herself under control. As her eyes trailed she failed to see Rarity take this chance to begin sewing pants rather than the skirt she was expecting.

“Spike, emergency. Get me some scissors now.” Twilight materialized in the middle of the library without a top on but the tightest pair of pants Spike had ever seen. He rushed into the room and forsook the scissors to employ his claws as he knew what the problem was. A quick swipe and the front of the pants were open and Twilight sighed.

“What the heck Twilight?” Spike asked as he turned his head away to avoid noticing his sister swinging in the breeze. He might have been in the know but he always was freaked out a bit when he would accidentally catch a glimpse during the usual bathroom mix ups that come with living with another being.

Twilight was too busy sighing in relief to care about anything else at the moment. “Spike, take down a note to never let Rarity ever make me pants again. Cut to fit doesn’t work when you’ve got bits that aren’t seen involved.”

As Spike groaned and rubbed his face with a claw the front door opened allowing Rarity to charge in.

“Twilight, what was that abou…. ?!”

“Rarity, uhm... ahahah, this isn’t what it looks like?” Spike began to try and explain to her what she had walked in on.

Twilight uncaring of the situation just looked Rarity straight on. “What can I say, I needed relief.”

Disc by Fuzzyfurvert (EQG/Explicit)

Author's Note

Written by Fuzzyfurvert, dood.

Disc by Fuzzyfurvert (EQG/Explicit)

Adagio glanced at the clock, slipping off her headphones and shutting off the audiobook disc she was listening to, and dropped them onto her slight chest.

3:04 am.

She could faintly hear Aria’s Xbox from down the hallway past Sonata’s room in the small apartment they rented together. She tossed the disc player aside with a groan and slid off the bed. Her purse—and destination—lay on the desk across her room. When she got there, she fished out her cell. Friday night—technically Saturday morning now—and Twilight was still at the live Ogres & Oubliettes game.

This would be the third week in a row they’d not had any alone time longer than a few hours. Therefore…they’d had a whole lot of less sex. The blonde grumbled irritably, flipping open her phone to her contacts list. Twilight had offered—multiple times—to skip out on the game at Sunset’s, but Adagio had had her own homework and home-hunting to do. Besides, after the fiasco at the high school and the uncomfortable summer without her powers and getting ready for college, Adagio was hell-bent on making this relationship work. She did not want to spend all her time in Twilight’s pocket, which made her pretty stubborn about things like moving in with Twi in the coming months, or forcing Twi to bail on OnO games to hang out with her instead.

It was a decision Adagio had slowly come to regret the past week. It didn’t help she’d started listening to one of her old favorite Radclyffe books earlier that evening, leaving her sexually frustrated at three in the morning. She looked over that her nightstand drawer where her little blue toy was hidden, but why use a toy if she could have the real thing? Adagio typed out a quick text, her barely won independence screaming at her to not hit send, but she was at the point of pounding her face in the wall from pure need.

She hit send.

About twenty minutes away at Sunset’s place, Twilight’s phone beeped. After Adagio’s constant harping, she’d finally managed to remember to turn it on and bring it with her everywhere. She fished it out of her pants, listening with one ear to Pinkie while she glanced at the screen.

Is the game over, Twi?

Twilight smiled softly and fumbled tiredly with the keys.

Yeah. Just chilling out with everybody now. I thought you were asleep. Whats up?

Twilight’s eyebrows rose as message after message started flooding in. Pinkie leaned over, distracted by the beeping.

“What the hay, Twilight?”

“It’s Adagio. She’s still awake for some reason.” Twilight opened the messages, a grin spreading over her face.

I’m using the ‘the pussy card’
I
Want
Sex
Now

Twilight flushed and stuttered, clearing the last text with a swipe of her thumb. Pinkie Pie and the others stared at her as she started gathered up her stuff from around the big main table.

“What’d she say?”

“Nothing! S-Sorry. I...uh...I gotta go. See you guys next week.” Twilight managed, avoiding direct eye contact with her friends. “Um, Dash, are you spending the night here?”

“I was thinking about coming home…” Dash replied with a raised eyebrow. “Is that a bad idea?”

“Yeah…please don’t.” Twilight advised, already walking towards the door. She reached down into her pocket as the phone beeped again with another message. Behind her, Pinkie and Dash were already laughing hysterically.

I’m on my way to your house. If I fall asleep before you show up, there’ll be hell to pay.

Twilight snorted with laughter, closing the door behind herself, and jogged across the dark yard to where her car was parked. She only broke three speeding laws on the way home. Adagio’s scooter was parked by the mailbox and the living room light was on when she pulled into the driveway. She pushed open the door to see Adagio standing on the other side, fists on her hips and bare foot tapping. Dagi was wearing only a T-shirt that she had nicked from Twi’s closet and had her hair loose in a golden cloud that framed a pretty, if pouty and petulant, face.

“You move too slow.” Adagio growled.

“What? It’s been fifteen minutes!” Twilight protested, trying not to stare at the Siren’s thighs as she stepped inside.

“Pffft.” Adagio reached forward, grabbing a fistful of Twilight’s shirt. She yanked the other girl towards her and slammed the door shut with her other hand. She pressed up against Twi, lips on hers, tugging Twi’s shirt out of her pants before the girl could even toss her keys onto the counter.

The keys fell with a thunk to the hardwood floor and she grabbed Adagio’s ass in both hands, groaning into the hungry kiss. Adagio was completely bare underneath the shirt, her flesh firm against the pressure Twilight applied. Their tongues tangled together as Adagio ran her hands up and down her abs, Adagio’s pelvis grinding into her.

The kiss broke and she pulled Twilight’s shirt over her head, knocking Twi’s glasses askew. Adagio quickly pulled them off, leaning over to set them on the counter next to where the car keys were supposed to be. Twilight groaned, fingers prying her cheeks apart and slipping in to caress Adagio’s sensitive back end.

“You know, normally, I don’t have to worry about my mostly naked girlfriend trying to strip me before I’ve even took my shoes off.” Twilight’s mouth clamped shut when Adagio turned back and shot her a look of pure animalistic lust.

Adagio didn’t say anything and ran her hands over Twilight’s shoulders, knocking the straps to her bra off them. She got up on her tiptoes and took Twilight’s earlobe in her mouth. She pressed her weight against the taller girl to push her up against the wall, causing Twi to grunt softly when she hit the door.

Twilight’s hands ran over Adagio’s butt again, squeezing softly. Dagi wrapped her leg around Twi’s and pressed her lower body against Twilight again, moaning softly when she felt Twilight’s growing erection.

“I said I’d skip today.” Twilight muttered quietly as Adagio bit into her neck. “Ah!”

“Mmph.”

“What?” Twilight chuckled breathless while Dagi kissed where she’d bitten.

“I know. But…” Adagio wriggled a little in Twilight’s grip, sending sparks up pleasure up through Twi’s groin.

“But?” Twilight leaned over to kiss down her jawline to her throat. Adagio wriggled more as Twi bit into her neck and suckled gently.

“Mmm…I didn’t…want…to steal you away…just for…sex…” Dagi replied between gasps. She reached down between them and ran her fingers over the bulge in Twilight’s pants.

“G-Goddess…do it anyway!” Twilight locked her knees, running her hands up from Dagi’s ass and under the shirt she was wearing. “I could stand to miss more OnO games for this. For you, my sweet siren.”

“But…Twilight, it’s not fair to your friends, is it? I don’t want to be the crazy girlfriend who comes between you and your friends.” Dagi unzipped the pants that still contained Twilight and then started fumbling with the button. “But would it kill you to wear more skirts? No one is going to notice anything odd down here and it would be so much faster!”

“You’re not a crazy girlfriend. I can make time for you instead of gaming, Adagio. Seriously.” Twilight inhaled sharply when her pants came undone and her girlfriend’s cool fingers wrapped around her through the thin cotton panties that were straining to hold all of her. “I-I’m just paranoid about it, ok?”

“All right.” Adagio moved her hand, pulling the pants down to Twilight’s thighs. She kissed down Twilight’s shoulder, the hand not kneading the cock snaking around to unhook Twi’s bra.

The taller woman closed her eyes, leaning her head back against the door while Adagio pulled the bra off her and trailed little kisses down her chest and stomach. Dagi kept slowly working Twi’s pants down her legs as she went. Twilight worked her feet out of her shoes, helping Adagio remove as much of her clothes as fast as possible. When Adagio squatted to remove Twi’s slacks, she dug her fingers into the cloud of her lover’s hair, moaning when her panties where pulled aside roughly and Adagio’s tongue licked the very tip of her exposed dick.

One of Adagio’s hands braced on her thigh and the other wrapped around the base of Twilight’s penis, Dagi’s tongue tracing a path around the tip. She drew the first couple of inches of thick cock into her mouth, sucking hard, and made Twilight groan in pleasure. She pulled away and licked down the full length to where it merged with Twilight’s crotch, then back up to the flared tip. When she went down again with the dick caught in her mouth, her hand around the shaft moved up in time, milking it.

Twilight trembled slightly, trying her best not to thrust into her girlfriend’s mouth and just let Adagio move up and down the length, not quite taking all of it into her mouth. Adagio stopped after a moment and pulled her mouth away to licked the tip with the flat of her tongue. Twilight shuddered when Adagio looked up into her eye like that and took a deep breath. She almost jumped at the sensation when Adagio took her to the hilt, pressing her nose into Twi’s lower abdomen while her throat muscles worked. Adagio held Twilight in euphoric bliss like that for a long moment, then slowly drew away only to dive back and do it again.

“Jeezus, Adagio…” Twilight felt herself thrust involuntarily into her girlfriend’s mouth, causing her to gag and cough for a moment. She pulled back quickly, saliva and pre-cum making a wet sucking noise as she did. She slipped free of Adagio’s lips, massaging her scalp through Adagio’s curly mass of hair, and smiled apologetically down at the shorter woman. “Sorry.”

Dagi stood, tilting her head to the side. “You don’t have to apologize if I never said I didn’t like it.” She yanked her too cute librarian down against her, swallowing the quiet whimpers she was making, and plunged her tongue into Twi’s mouth.

Twilight reacted immediately, the back of her head contacting the door with a dull thud, and her trapped cock throbbed between their bellies. She captured Adagio’s tongue in her teeth sucking at it the same way she’d just been touched, and she could taste a hint of her own flavor. That made the smaller girl writhe and moan, Adagio’s fingernails scratching lightly over Twi’s back.

Twilight let her hands slide down the curve of the skinny siren’s spine, lifting the shirt up. Their heated kiss ended so she could tug the t-shirt over Adagio’s head and huge mass of golden curls. Twilight bit her lip, looking down at the swath of smooth, creamy skin that covered her girlfriend’s small breasts, flat tummy and wide child bearing hips. She slanted her mouth over Adagio’s again, kissing the girl hungrily, and turned them around so she had the siren pressed against the door. Twilight’s lips trailed down Adagio’s throat, kissing the dip where neck met shoulder. The dark haired girl nipped there, making Dagi jump and gasp pleasantly.

She ran her hands down over Adagio’s waist and on to the swimmer’s full thighs. “You’re so beautiful.” Twi whispered in Adagio’s ear before leaning away to follow her hands’ progress with her eyes. Adagio shook her head weakly, gasping softly when Twilight reached up and tweaked one of her nipples and kneaded her breast. “You don’t know how often I wanted to come over to your house and get you naked, roommates be damned. I need you like a drowning man needs air.”

“Probably as much as I’ve wanted you to?” Adagio guessed, looking up into Twilight’s deep magenta-colored eyes. Her hair was falling around her face wildly and Dagi could feel her lips were red and bruised from the forceful kisses. “I’ve been thinking about you a lot, Twilight. I need you just as much.”

Twilight placed a soft kiss on her mouth and ran her hand down Adagio’s stomach toward her sex. “Let’s make up for lost times, ok?”

Adagio nodded and lifted her leg, wrapping around Twilight’s knee again as she was touched. She was damp and dripped against Twi’s fingers as they slipped passed her mons to press against her clit. She jumped from the sensation and rocked forward, moaning softly. Twilight’s fingertips circled the bundle of nerves and flicked over it, making her cry out louder and knock the back of her head against the door. Adagio dug her fingernails into the taller girl’s shoulders, scraping down Twi’s spine. Her lover’s finger slid down the wet line of her and back up as Twi’s thumb played with her clit. Twilight took her nipple and sucked, slipping her finger inside Adagio at the same time. She groaned low in her throat, eyes fluttering and moved her hips to take Twi’s finger further in. Twilight laved Dagi’s nipple with her tongue and reached around to grip her ass again, another of Twilight’s fingers slipping inside her there and she whimpered in faux protest.

Twilight pretended to ignore Adagio’s mewling, her mouth wandering down her girlfriend’s abs, and pressed damp kisses against her skin. Dagi’s quiet moans caught in her throat when Twi’s tongue replaced her thumb against Adagio’s clit. The shorter girl’s body shook gently and she raised her leg, placing her foot on Twi’s shoulder to give her better access. Twilight ran her tongue up and down damp lower lips, circling Adagio’s clit and sucking her folds into her mouth.

Adagio covered her mouth with her fingers desperately and rocked her hips forward, whimpering and begging Twilight to keep going as Twi’s fingers probed deeper. She screamed against her palms as her orgasm began to climb. She moved her hips forward, Twilight dipped her tongue into the swimmer’s opening. Her hips jerked again and she slid slowly down the door when Twilight moved away to let her collapse. Her muscles tightening and quivering from front to back in a repeating wave of pleasure.

Twilight wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, watching the siren twitch against the floor in a growing wet spot. Her dick throbbed at the sight of the woman she loved in washed out bliss and she reached down to stroke herself idly. “You know...I would have thought I would have popped first. Guess all that exercise you’ve had me do has helped, huh?”

“C-can’t hear you...still cumming…” Adagio peeked through her lashes at her girlfriend, smiling sweetly. “Needed this soooo bad…”

“We’re not done yet.” Twilight leaned forward and grabbed the blonde’s waist, standing up swiftly. Adagio yelped softly as she was hefted off her feet.

“Wh-Where we goin’?” Dagi mumbled into Twilight’s straight hair as the librarian struggled to get her into an over-the-shoulder hold.

“Bedroom.”

“Oh.” She turned her head and kissed Twi’s neck and shoulder. “Okay. Let’s see if you can make it there, pudgy.”

“Hey now, I can do more than a single chin up now. I might not be as athletic as you...” Twilight grunted, walking carefully through her house, careful not to bump into anything. “But I’m starting to get pretty fit.”

“I haven’t seen you do any of it.” Adagio retorted before blowing in Twi’s ear. She yelped again when a hand smacked against her ass. “What the hell?”

“We’re not all lucky enough to be naturally skinny and muscular. Show a little compassion!”

“Hey, you can’t just spank me! It’s not my fault you’re naturally inclined to pudge out. Besides…I like your thick thighs.” Adagio giggled. “And I guess I can admit you’re stronger now. You still spank like a limp wristed wet noodle, though.” She howled when her ass was smacked again, this time hard enough to tingle. “Yeah! That’s what I’m talking ‘bout!”

“Freak.” Twilight teased.

“You know you love it. Don’t you spank me again until I tell you to!” She wriggled and Twilight had to quickly re-position her grip to keep from dropping Adagio.

“You know you love it! Now don’t move so much.”

“Awww, pudgy can’t hold me up?”

“That’s it.” Twilight gently kicked her bedroom door open, tossing her girlfriend onto the bed.

Adagio bounced on the springy mattress and shook her head to clear her curls out of her face. The door closed with a loud click, light flickering on a moment later. She blinked up at Twilight and automatically covered her breasts with her arm.

“Whatcha gonna do?” She grinned mischievously and scooted back on the bed until she was back up against the pillows. Adagio let her arm fall, resting back on her elbows and spread her legs slightly to give Twi a peek at the pink below her other mass of golden curls.

“You’ll have to wait and see.” Twilight giggled, grabbing Adagio’s ankle and yanked as she joined the blonde on the bed. Adagio squealed, her legs flying into the air, and her face turned red. Twilight stayed on her knees and took the leg she’d grabbed, trailing kisses down the calf, and bit softly into Adagio’s inner thigh.

Adagio watched Twilight with heated, half closed eyes while Twilight’s tongue drew a lazy ‘S’ down her skin. She bit her lip when Twi kissed her way up to her belly, then to her breasts. Her head fell back when she felt Twilight’s lips circled her nipple and then bite down softly on the areola. She arched up and cupped the back of the librarian’s head and pushed it down.

“H-Harder, Tw-Twilight…” Adagio panted, her face heating up, and her breathing quickened.

Twilight sucked soft skin into her mouth, making Adagio squirm. She ran her fingers down to Dagi’s groin and found her sweet spot again, making Adagio arch again and break into pleading sobs. Twilight pressed her thumb against clit, moving it around in tight circles, then up and down Adagio’s slick labia. The siren cried out when Twi worked her middle finger inside again, moving in and out, scratching softly against her G-spot.

“Not getting too sensitive, are you?” Twilight glanced up at Adagio’s face.

“P-please, Twilight, please! I need more!” Adagio begged, moving in time with Twi’s hand.

“You haven’t cum yet, Dagi~poo.” Twilight murmured, sticking out her tongue against a swollen and aching nipple.

“Tw-Twiiiiiiilliightt.” Adagio begged, louder this time.

Twilight’s hand sped up, thrusting up into Adagio harder, and she gasped at the change in tempo. Her hips were thrusting up wildly against the invading digit, crying out again when a second finger was added to the first. More pleasured sobs broke from her throat, mixed with Twilight’s name, as the librarian curled her fingers against the inner walls of Adagio’s pussy hitting the right spot. She didn’t push back against the hand this time as her body reached its peak, and she gushed, soaking Twilight well up to her wrist. Adagio trembled, going tense for a moment, and then slumped bonelessly against the bed.

Twilight watched her girlfriend shake for a second, smiling, then she reached over to the bed stand drawer and pulled it open. She was still painfully stiff from before and the three preceding weeks really were to long of a wait. Twilight fished out a small square plastic pouch, gripping it in her teeth. Before she could tear open the square, Dagi’s hand wrapped itself almost painfully tight around her cock and pumped it forcibly.

“Adagio, d-don’t or…”

“On your back.” The siren whispered, squeezing.

Twilight looked down at her deeper purple than normal cockhead extending from Adaigo’s fist and smirked.

“On. Your. Back.” Dagi repeated in a slow growl, moving her hand with each word. “Or you’ll cum this way.”

“You don’t have to ask again…” Twilight gulped nervously. The blonde girl got up on her knees, moving so Twilight could lay back.

Adagio took the packet from Twi’s mouth, tearing it open and then tossed the package into the trash. She slipped the condom over her lover’s length and swung a leg over Twi’s hips to straddle the purple haired girl. She leaned over, her her golden mane of hair sliding over her shoulders to surround them both as she kissed her Twilight. Adagio pressed her wetness against Twilight and moved up and down, not quite taking Twi’s dick inside as she rubbed her lips against it. Her hands ran up Twilight’s chest, cupping a breast in her palm and she pinched one nipple before sliding Twilight’s cock in with a single, slick movement. Twilight grunted at the pressure and gripped Adagio’s hips. Dagi kissed a damp path down Twilight’s neck as her body moved up and down torturously slow, her soft moans muffled against her lover’s jaw. She pushed herself up and then let gravity take her all the way to the hilt, tossing back her head as she cried out. Adagio reached up to cover her mouth again as she started to ride in earnest, grinding that dick into her G-spot. Twilight began to move with her, thrusting up as she came down, making her whimper and pant. She moved faster and faster, rocking and taking it as deep as she could, screaming loudly when Twilight thrust up to meet her.

Twilight slid her hands off Adagio’s hips, one grabbing at her girlfriend’s breasts and the other splayed over her lower belly where she flicked her thumb over Adagio’s clit. Already over stimulated, Dagi jerked her hips awkwardly and Twi could feel the muscles gripping her dick tighten and spasm.

“A-Almost…” Adagio gasped, her head falling back. “Tw-Twi…Twiiillliiightt!” She screamed out the last of the name as Twilight thrust up into her. She could feel the cock inside her thicken, stiffening even more as her body began to shake with her third orgasm of the night.

“Adagio.” Twilight moaned her name, releasing seed into the condom, and her dick throbbed almost painfully. She wrapped her arms around the siren, sitting up and burying her nose in Dagi’s hair. “Goddess, I love you, Adagio.”

“Mm hm.” Adagio snuggled against Twilight’s chest, wincing when the erection inside her pumped again, still filling the condom. “L-ove you, too. I love you so much.” She shuddered, pushing herself up and back until Twilight slid out of her with a wet pop noise.

Twilight dropped back on her elbows, looking up at the satisfied sneer on her girlfriend’s face. “What?”

“We’re never waiting three weeks again.”

“This is all your fault. I already said I’d ditch the game. I said I’d ditch it last week, too!” Twilight laughed.

Adagio smacked Twi’s chest. “Hey! I was trying to be a good girlfriend. Next time, you should just do it anyway and sex me stupid.”

“What?!” Twilight burst out laughing and pulled her back down. “You’re a silly Dagi~poo.”

“No, I’m not!” Adagio grumbled and rubbed her face between Twilight’s breasts. “Jerk.”

“Well, I’ll remember next time.” Twilight promised, patting Adagio’s back before reaching down to grip her ass. “You want to go again in the morning?”

Adagio grumbled quietly, but didn’t say anything further.

Chaos by Fusion Fool the Third (Mostly Explicit/Weird)

Author's Note

Written by Fusion Fool the Third, dood.

Chaos by Fusion Fool the Third (Mostly Explicit/Weird)

It was a cold lonely day in the Crystal Castle of Friendship, the giant crystal tree sitting in Ponyville. No matter what her friends could do, it would never feel like home to the purple princess.

She sat in her bedroom, feeling tired after Pinkie’s most recent party and a lot of requests of her to help Ponyville. All she wanted to do was lay down and relax, in more than one way.

Since her ascension, Twilight never truly realized how… beautiful mares were, and in a town where eighty percent of the population were mares, the appendage that grew with her wings had some difficulty staying soft.

She threw herself onto her bed, her rebellious stallionhood, complete with swollen testicles, standing at attention, twelve inches of purple meat and apricot sized potatoes with its singular hole pointed at her. “Thanks for redirecting my thoughts, jerk,” Twilight uttered coldly, flicking her cockhead. Her hoof brushing past her tip made her spine tingle, forcing her to hold back a light moan.

With her face bright red, Twilight slipped off her bed and walked to a large wooden chest. With her magic, she opened the chest and pulled out a large stretchy, rubbery object. It looked like one of Rarity’s ponnequins but with a velvety hole where the vagina would be and made smaller to allow a stallion, or Twilight, to mount it easier.

Placing it next to the chest, Twilight glanced back into the box to find a horn and pair of wings attachments, the entire ‘play’ set a gift from her foalsitter. Her annoyance rivaling the power of her erection, Twilight let out a groan as she approached the fake mare. She levitated a condom from the nightstand and slowly placed it over her dick, not wanting to spend an hour cleaning the insides of a sex toy like last time.

With her magic guiding her, Twilight mounted the false mare and felt her dick become engulfed inside the fake mare, her frown quickly turning upside down form the soft touch around her sensitive organ.

She started slow, building up a pace as the walls tried to remain tight, squeezing her in delightful ways.

It wasn’t uncommon for Twilight to imagine one of her friends taking the ponnequins’ place. Her eyes shut tightly as she imagined rutting Pinkie and hearing the cheerful exuberant cries of ‘Yes!’ echo inside her head, urging her to fuck her mare harder. If the ponnequin could move its limbs, she would have no doubt in her mind that Pinkie would ride her until Twilight’s dick went soft, yet still ask for more.

Only when the thought of mating with Fluttershy did Twilight’s pace slow to a crawl, always worried to hurt the yellow pegasus but she did have some secret belief that the timid caretaker was an absolute deviant in bed, causing her to rock her hips a bit harder. She could almost hear the squeaky moans beneath her as her rod parted Fluttershy's tunnel, the caretaker begging to be a parent, a duty Twilight would no doubt help the mare regardless of outcome.

She could imagine Rarity moaning through a ball gag, begging for more of Twilight’s princesshood. Her hair wet and hanging low is such an enticing way that made the alicorn feel harder. She playfully smacked the toy, her mind making Rarity cry out in joy from the smack across her flanks. A stray thought believed that Rarity was a dom, Twilight’s flanks wincing from riding crop smacking her urging her to pound the ivory unicorn into the bed spread, with her mistress staring back at her with lust and power in her eyes.

She was a firm believer that Applejack was rather open to sex, silent with her words but loud with her pleasure, but unlike her other friends, would remain standing firm, as tall as the ponnequin she was rutting. Her hat long discarded, maybe even perched on Twilight’s own head, struggling to stay on with the force of their love making. The only thing that mattered to both ponies was continuing the Apple line after all, making Twilight regret her decision to use a condom.

Rainbow Dash would have loved it hard and fast, challenging Twilight to fuck her harder until her lovely blue flanks turned as red as an apple. Despite having her flank forced higher than her head, Twilight knew that Rainbow would still be calling the shots, maybe even gloat about she can make her purple friend cum so hard and so quickly that Spitifre and Soarin would want a turn to fuck the blue speedster.

She didn’t feel the hole getting hot, nor did she care when she felt her climax coming quickly. Her hooves gripping the plain sex doll hard, grunting above it as her balls slapped against the fake cooch repeatedly.

At long last, Twilight moaned, pinning her crotch to the ponnequin as she felt herself fill the condom with her cum. She shook for a moment, her hooves threatening to break the fake mare’s flanks with their grip as the Princess of Friendship finally got returned to reality, slowly pulling herself out.

She let out a blissful sigh when her cock fell out of the sex doll, slowly retracting back into its sheath. Twilight noticed that the condom didn’t leave with her and used her magic to pull the condom out of the ponnequin, her smile fading when she realized that the love glove broke.

Grumbling, Twilight left for the bathroom to get some cleaning products and went to work cleaning her toy, only to find that it was completely clean. “What the…”

“Having fun, Twilight?” Discord asked, sitting on top of Twilight’s fake mare.

The purple alicorn couldn’t teleport her blanket to cover her rear fast enough. She groaned when she realized it wouldn’t help and let the comforter drop to the floor. “Discord, what are you doing in my room?”

“Just having a bit of fun, is that so wrong?” Discord asked with a chuckle. “I helped you with your problem anyways, you should be thanking me.”

Twilight checked to see if her penis was still there, scowling when it remained. “What do you mean you helped me with my problem? It’s still there.”

“Not that problem, the problem you have with your friends, it was so simple really,” Discord chuckled, ice skating across Twilight’s bedroom.

“And you did what exactly?” Twilight asked, arching a brow in confusion.

Within seconds, her bedroom doors were thrown open. Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash were standing there, looking miffed about something and a bit exhausted from their run to her castle. “Twilight, ya gotta help us.”

“What happened?” Twilight asked, glaring at Discord.

“So I was baking a cake and then I felt a wobbling ear, itchy hoof, and my body was warming up, which was my Pinkie Sense telling me that I was gonna have sex soon, which was weird because it never did that when I needed to masturbate but THEN somepony pushed their party cannon into my party room! I turned to find them and I couldn’t see them at all but they kept on humping away, weird invisible hooves on my butt, and I think a smack across my cheeks or two. Then that jerk came inside me and left without even saying ‘Hi!’, who does that?” Pinkie explained, turning around to show a thin white trail leaving her pussy and going down her leg.

“I was bucking trees when the varmit took me by surprise, I tried to buck him off but it didn’t stop the jerk at all, he just kept going until he filled me up like a-like a… I’m so mad that I can’t even make a simile anymore, Twi. Ya gotta help,” Applejack added.

“At least you two felt it, I woke up to find that somepony fucked me during my nap! I wouldn’t be against it if they at least raced me or took me to dinner but 'nooo', Mr. Coward had to do me while I was napping because he isn’t stallion enough to take me on for real,” Rainbow groaned, using her tail to cover up her marehood.

“Well, it’s obvious we need to use spells to detect the invisible? Were any other pony targeted?” Twilight asked, feeling scared of what just happened.

The room went silent, save for the sounds of Discord eating popcorn on Twilight’s bed. Applejack stepped forward and looked up to Twilight. “Every single grown pony in Ponyville had been creampied, Twilight. Every mare got a pussy full of the invisible jerk’s cum and every stallion found that their butts weren’t safe. In fact… I think you might be the only adult pony in Ponyville that hasn’t been rutted by the pervert.”

“Is-is that so?” Twilight uttered nervously, cursing Discord and her new anatomy for this mess.

Then a light blinded everyone in the room and there stood Celestia, glaring at the spirit of Chaos, faint traces of white goo dripping from between her hind legs. “Discord…”

“Yes, Tia? How are you this evening?” Discord asked, lounging in the air.

“Why in Equestria did both myself and my sister sudden feel something very akin to my student’s genitals enter us and fill our wombs with her essence while we were discussing taxes with every noble in Canterlot?” Celestia growled, marching up to Discord as if he were an annoying pest.

“You didn’t say ‘no’...” Discord chuckled nervously, floating away from three angry mares. Pinkie was too busy asking Twilight about her princesshood to care about Discord being punished.

He was later scolded by Celestia and punished to clean up after his latest prank. Except Fluttershy, who thanked for three hours… it was literally three hours of her chanting ‘thank you’ to Discord, nothing else.

Fuzzy by Fuzzyfurvert (Anthro/Explicit)

Early morning daylight chased away the vague memories of the dream she'd woken up from. Squinting at the clock on the dresser told Twilight that her alarm would go off in about five more minutes. Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship, groaned, pulling herself up and scratched the small of her back. She licked her lips and stood, feeling like a cripple as her back popped loudly in two places.

Twilight worked her muzzle, rolling her shoulders as she flapped her wings to ease the kinks out. Her body was still stiff and sore from last night’s workout. She frowned down at the stubborn pudge that clung to her stomach and thighs, a nagging reminder of long days spent in sedative study. No amount of exercise seemed able to completely remove it, though she had to admit the rest of her body was looking a lot more toned and fit these days. Her friends had remarked on her ‘healthier glow’ more than once, but part of her wondered if the glow was more to do with finding love than killing herself on the stairmaster.

She tugged her thin cotton sleeping shirt back over her belly rolls with a sigh. Nature chose that moment to inform her that her bladder was painfully full, and Twilight shuffled out of her bedroom toward the large adjacent bathroom. She paused in the hallway and peeked into the guest room where her marefriend insisted on sleeping when she stayed over for the night. Rarity was still out cold, breathing steadily into her pillow. The seamstress had kicked off her sheet sometime in the night and was on her belly, butt in the air.

Twilight smiled at Rarity’s silly pose and then picked up the pace to get to the bathroom. She washed her face after taking care of nature's call and ran a comb through her hair until the worst of her bedhead was under control. She brushed her teeth and grunted in surprise when Opalescence appeared in the bathroom doorway to mew for breakfast. Rarity refused to leave the fuzzy feline at her boutique when she stayed the night at Twilight’s castle. The cat was usually a tolerable houseguest, but sometimes she clashed with Owlicious and seemed overly enthusiastic about knocking things off Twilight’s shelves.

"Stupid cat..." She croaked, grimacing at the sound of her own voice. Feeding the fuzzball took only a moment, but it helped her wake more. The task done, she shuffled back down the hall and into her room. Twilight flopped on her ass on the tail end of her bed, facing the door. She was fully intent on getting dress, but couldn’t bring herself to move. Sleep still tugged at her eye lids.

I should go back to sleep. I don't have to do any study work for hours...no pressing Princess issues to deal with either. I do need to do laundry though. Twilight looked back down at her shirt and underwear. Rarity said yesterday that she needed clean undies. Her clothes that she keeps here are running low… Images of the mare in the other room flooded her brain. Rarity smiling at her, playing with Opalescence, teasing her while she was trying to work on the latest friendship report. Images of Rarity nude...on all fours...hips moving rhythmically... Damnit.

Her morning wood was suddenly back with force. Her simple cloth panties filled to capacity, holding Twilight’s ‘second horn’ stretching the material at her groin. Her new equipment was the unspoken other change brought about by her alicornification. Not all of her friends knew about it, but Rarity found out after walking in on Twilight when she had been at the boutique to model new dresses for Rarity’s summer line. It wasn’t long after that barely hidden romantic tension between them had erupted to the surface. Rarity had shown her how to use the equipment fate and magic had cursed her with, turning it into somewhat more of a blessing. It wasn’t all roses and sunshine though.

It was kinda painfully hard, actually. But in that odd, good way.

Noise suddenly came from Rarity's room, drawing Twilight’s attention momentarily away from her dick. The mare groaned awake, just as Twilight had, and came stumbling out of the guest room toward the bathroom wearing naught but a set of lacy boyshort-cut panties. Twilight folded her hands over her hard member, not wanting Rarity to see it first thing in the morning. Her marefriend ignored her and closed the bathroom door. She sighed, listening to Rarity go about her morning rituals. Her raging hard on finally started to subside by the time the unicorn was finished brushing her teeth.

Rarity stopped in the bathroom doorway, looking at Twilight with a sleepy smile on her lips. "Mornin' Darling."

"Good morning, Raricat. Sleep well?" Twilight returned the smile, rustling her wings.

Rarity nodded, chuckling at the silly nickname. "Yes, I did. Did you carry me to bed last night? I don’t recall reaching it after our exhausting session together."

"Yeah. It was either that or lose a leg to lack of blood flow." Twilight grinned at the memory of awkwardly struggling to carry her marefriend into the guest room without waking her while still being winded from their lovemaking.

Rarity giggled sleepily and shuffled over to Twilight, slipping down into her Princess’ lap, and wrapped her arms around Twilight’s neck. Twilight leaned in a little and took her lips softly, kissing with passion. Twilight’s arms wrapped around her waist and she groaned happily into the Princess’ muzzle. She caught Twilight’s tongue with her own and sucked at it before taking her bottom lip and nibbling.

"Mmmm...goddess, Darling...just like—hey!" Rarity jumped in Twilight’s hands.

"Hmmm...wha'?" Twilight looked up from where she was about to start kissing down Rarity’s neck.

"I can feel you pressing into my thigh." Rarity giggled, leaning away from the bulge so she could look at it. "Surprised me, that’s all. Sorry."

Twilight laughed nervously, hanging her head against Rarity’s shoulder. "You do that to me you know? Walking around the castle semi-naked and sexy like that...you're a distraction!"

“I’m the best kind of distraction, though, aren’t I?” Rarity smiled wickedly and made a happy purring noise, wiggling her hips and just making Twi’s trapped member poke against her harder.

Twilight leaned to take a nipple in her mouth, but Rarity moved away, making her sit up in surprise. "Wha'?"

Rarity smiled like the cat with the canary and giggled again. She pulled out of Twilight’s lap, and lowered herself to her knees in front of the Princess. Rarity pushed Twilight’s legs open, hands on her knees.

Twilight’s eyes widened and she leaned back on her elbows, watching Rarity strip the underwear off and free her throbbing cock from its cloth prison. Rarity leaned in, pressing her upper body to Twi’s lower body, and kissed at the points where her nipples poked through her shirt. Rarity’s hands trailed up her legs, catching Twilight’s thick stallionhood between her full breasts.

"Goddess, that feels good Rarity...keep going...please!" Twilight hissed through her teeth in pleasure, looking up at the ceiling until her eyes rolled back for a moment. They snapped open and she yelped a second later when she felt warm fingers trace down the underside of her member. Rarity’s light touch flicked over the ultra sensitive area where the phallus met and merged with Twilight's original genitalia. The white coated unicorn eased her lips open and caressed around her opening.

“Oh I will, Twilight. Think of this as a little thank you for indulging me last night.” Rarity trailed kisses down Twilight’s belly, over her shirt until she reached the belly button. Her other hand wrapped around Twi’s waist and played there, kneading the Princess’ love handles and cutie mark. “My my! Already painfully hard again and so wet down here! If only I had known sooner about your voracious sex drive, Twilight. I wouldn’t have kept quiet about my feelings for so long.”

“Are...are you sure it’s not my...Princesshood? Or my...er...alicorn parts?” Twilight swallowed, looking back down her body at the beautiful mare between her legs. Her sides shivered under the assault of sensations from her dual sex and Rarity’s massaging fingers.

“I won’t lie, Twilight, those qualities certainly sweeten the pot, so to speak. But I knew when I first met you that you were special.” She smiled up at Twilight, squeezing her breasts tighter around the Princess. “Even if you didn’t have them, I would still desire you. You may doubt your beauty, but I pride myself in being able to see it in all things, and you, Twilight Sparkle, are simply gorgeous.”

Rarity let the cock slip out from between her globes and swing back and forth a bit as Twilight’s groin muscles twitched with the urge to buck. She caught it again with her lips, keeping her eyes locked of Twilight’s. She sucked in just the wide tip, playing the point of her tongue over the hole while gently running her teeth over the swollen glands.

"Rarity!" Twilight threw her head back hard, gripping the sheet on the bed, and fought to hold back her fast approaching orgasm.

The seamstress smirked, turning her head to the side, and sucked in the flesh on the side of Twilight’s shaft. She nibbled there for a moment, running her tongue over the medial ring hard before inching down to the base. Rarity closed her teeth on a small bit of loose skin there, nipping playfully. She let it go with a wet sounding pop, letting Twilight’s stallionhood swing back and forth above her, and dived tongue first into Twi’ soft pussy.

Rarity wrapped the fingers of one hand around the base of Twilight’s dick in an 'ok' shape, and squeezed, closing off her urethra. She ducked down, pushing her muzzle in deeper to tongue the quivering inner walls of Twi’s marehood. Rarity held tight, switching up the angle she attacked her marefriend’s g-spot from, making Twilight moan and writhe on the bed. After a moment, she pulled back to run her tongue up the underside of Twilight’s cock until she reached the broad head. Rarity looked around it and up Twilight’s face, licking her lips and surveyed the effect she was having.

Twilight Sparkle was already flushed, her brow furrowed and breathing hard. "I-I'm going to...h-have to repay you...aren't I? What was the d-deal, one to three ratio?"

Rarity nodded slowly, slipping two fingers inside Twilight. She continued to hold the base of her Princess’ member between her fingers, putting pressure there to keep Twilight from blowing any time soon. She kept up the eye contact, opening her mouth to flick her tongue over Twilight’s cockhead for a few more moments, and then released her grip. Rarity kissed the tip, making a show of letting a thin strand of pre stretch between her lips and the horsecock she was teasing.

Rarity then opened her mouth wide and laid her tongue out like the red carpet, flat and welcoming. She angled her head forward and drew Twilight in, forming a seal with her full lips. She bobbed her head down, her tongue undulating along the bottom side of Twilight, her palette sliding over the top. She took it to the hilt in one deft motion, holding her breath for several seconds. Rarity kept her jaw loose, her throat muscles working the shaft for a few short breaths until she pulled back until only the tip remained in her mouth. She inhaled through her nose, sucking hard now while maintaining her rhythmic fingering of Twilight’s pussy. Her blue eyes twinkled when she looked up to watch the expressions playing across Twilight's face.

Twilight grunted with each downward bob of her marefriend’s head, trying to control her breathing, and clenched her lower abdominal muscles. "For Luna’s sake...you're good at this!" Her hooves felt like they were curling, flexing and trembling against the floor as she fought to maintain control. Twi’s bedsheets bunched in her hands when her fingers did the same.

Rarity giggled, making Twilight’s entire body shake with it. She slackened on the suction and bobbed forward, keeping her eyes on Twilight’s. She hit a comfortable point near the medial ring and reversed slowly, turning the suction back up and swirling her tongue around the underside of the glans. She ducked forward again immediately, repeating the process—faster this time—setting a rhythm.

Twilight groaned, growling deep in her chest, pretty much beyond words for the moment. Her hips ached to move, the muscles there and in her ass clenching and releasing involuntarily. She couldn't buck, it would break the rhythm, and she didn’t want to surprise Rarity. She desperately wanted to grab the back of the mare’s head, run her fingers through Rarity’s lovely hair. Twilight couldn't tell if she wanted Rarity to speed up or slow down, the sensations were quickly becoming overwhelming. I'm going to lose it soon! I want her to slow down...no, speed up! Goddess, this is the best way to start a day! As if reading her mind, Rarity sped up, tilting her head slightly to tuck her hair back behind an ear.

Rarity smiled as best she could around her Princess’ thick cock. Twilight made the cutest and funniest faces when she did this. She loved watching the former unicorn struggle to stay composed. Twilight was usually always so in control of herself, it was fun just to make her squirm sometimes. Rarity steadied herself with her free hand. She could tell Twilight was ready to burst, the way her body starting to clench all the lower body muscle groups.

She stopped when she once again had just the head of Twilight’s dick in her mouth, pushing against it with the flat of her tongue. She waited a moment for her Princess to open her lavender eyes again and dove down again, all the way to the hilt this time. Twilight’s breathing was getting ragged, so she pulled back extra slow, drawing out Twilight’s release.

Twilight gasped, falling back on the bed with a loud moan. See only barely managed to hold her hips back as Rarity's tongue swept under the head again. She lost what little was left of control and came, spilling into her marefriend’s welcoming mouth. Twilight jerked in place, her groin muscles flexing twice, three, four times. Literal spots flashed behind her eyelids, her purple coat feeling tight everywhere, as she slipped out of Rarity’s mouth.

Twilight blinked up at the ceiling, her vision clearing after a few seconds. She shook her head and struggled to sit up. "S-sorry Rarity! I...I c-couldn't hold it any longer..." Her voice faded out as she watched Rarity wipe the back of her hand against her lips, smiling back up at her. Rarity made an audible swallowing noise and Twilight noticed a droplet of her pearly essence still on the edge of her marefriend’s bottom lip.

Rarity sighed, licking up the remaining drop as she shifted gracefully to rest on her hip. "It's ok darling, it's not like I didn't know it was coming." She laughed musically, the motion drawing Twilight’s gaze back to her breasts again.

"Raricat wanted her milk, huh?"

Her eyes flashed and Rarity lunged forward, swinging her arm to slap Twilight on the hand with a loud clap. "GAH! Twilight! A Princess should have more tact when speaking to her ponies. Especially the pony that just gave her such a powerful orgasm." She frowned with mock anger and crossed her arms in front of her chest. "What a way to ruin the moment."

Twilight Sparkle laughed, shaking on the springy mattress. “Sorry, Rarity! I’m very glad you did that...this whole alicorns are intersexed still takes some getting used to.” She leaned forward, bringing her hand up and ran her fingers into those long purple locks. She turned Rarity's face upward more and brought the both of them together, their lips meeting in a loving kiss. Opening her mouth to suck playfully at Rarity’s upper lip, Twilight caught Rarity’s tongue when she opened in response. She could taste herself in the kiss, but it wasn't strong. She groaned in her throat and kissed the seamstress deeper, letting Rarity pull and nip in return.

Twilight looked up into her shocked but pleased eyes, and broke away. She kissed along Rarity’s jawline, moving up to her ear, and took an earlobe to torture teasingly. Twilight broke the sensation for a moment and whispered. "I love you, Rarity."

The unicorn mare groaned happily in response, arching her neck. She reached up and pinched one of Twilight’s nipples through her shirt "I love you too, my sweet Twilight. Now, chop chop! Get up and dressed, we have a full day ahead of us."

“Do I have—?” Twilight paused when there was a loud bang from the study down the hall. She frowned and hung her head onto Rarity’s shoulder as the other mare started to laugh. Opalescence was at it again, the fuzzy beast probably shoving her books and things out of the way to sit in a morning sunbeam.

Author's Note

Written by Fuzzyfurvert, dood.

Ointment by Fusion Fool the Third(Pony/Explicit)

Author's Note

Written by Fusion Fool the Third, dood.

Ointment by Fusion Fool the Third(Pony/Explicit)

Rainbow winced, her wings tingling as Twilight placed the cold ointment on her sore joints. “Maybe next time you’ll know not to try and weave around the Everfree Forest for your stunts,” Twilight scolded, massaging her hooves into the blue wings, still trying to figure out how Rainbow went from doing stunts in the Everfree Forest to crashing into her library again.

“If I pulled it off, it would have been the coolest thing ever and you’d be trying to get behind my tail,” Rainbow muttered, cringing as the cold cream against her wings only to feel it heat up and feel good.

“Good thing you got enough charm to have me do that naturally,” Twilight chuckled, carefully working into the sensitive feathered limbs. Her hooves gently caressing Rainbow’s pride and joys.

Rainbow couldn’t help but smirk, her wings felt rather good and sitting around for too long got the pegasus a little antsy and in need to do something. The hoof sized tin of wing ointment caught her eyes and a thought occurred. “Hey Twi…”

“Yes Dash?” Twilight answered, keeping her eyes on the task at hoof.

“Do you think this stuff could be used for anal?” Rainbow asked, wincing when Twilight accidentally pushed down too hard on her wings. The face of her marefriend was red and trying to find the words to reply.

“I-Ah-What?” Twilight finally sputtered out. She stopped touching Rainbow’s wings and could only gasp in confusion from her marefriend’s question.

“Like this stuff is a relaxant right? Why can’t we just... you know, mash a bunch of it on my asshole and let you fuck me there?” Rainbow suggested with a giddy look.

“First off, we don’t know what could happen, it might be a bad idea-”

“Or the best idea ever that would make you want so much more.”

“Rainbow! We also need condoms,” Twilight added, crossing her hooves.

Rainbow glanced at Twilight like she grew a second head. “Twilight, I can’t get knocked up in that hole.”

“I mean for diseases,” Twilight groaned, holding her head in her hoof.

“That all? Why? Don’t you clean your dick when you shower?” Rainbow chuckled, narrowly dodging Twilight trying to hit her.

“Of course I do! And ave you any idea how much bacteria is in any pony’s anus? I’m not putting my dick in there, no matter how much I love you,” Twilight stated angrily.

“Hey, I’ll have you know I clean there all the time,” Rainbow spat back, glaring at Twilight.

“And the inside?” Twilight asked, raising her brow.

“As deep as a soapy wash cloth and a long dildo could reach so I can finally get to feel anal,” Rainbow pouted.

“But why anal? Don’t you like feeling me in your vagina?” Twilight asked, now more confused than disgusted.

“Because a week ago, Pinkie tried anal with Cheese Sandwich and she loved it and bragged about it. So I kept my pooper clean and I loved the toys I used to prepare me but I want to feel a real dick in my ass,” Rainbow’s hooves shot forward to grab Twilight’s holding them intimately. “I want your dick in my ass, Twilight.”

Twilight was greatly conflicted. As much as she wanted to have sex with Rainbow Dash, the idea of using a wing relaxing ointment as a substitute for sex lubricant was rather off putting to the librarian. “I… dunno, maybe when we go back home, we can find a way to order some if you-”

“Twilight, there is no time,” Rainbow stated with a firm tone. “You are killing the mood with every word you say right now. Either you start spreading that stuff on my asshole and your dick, or else.”

“Or else what?” Twilight asked, becoming rather worried what her daredevil friend could do.

“I’ll spoil the ending to Daring Do’s latest book,” Rainbow smirked. “I got a copy earlier than you did.”

Twilight’s eyes went as wide as saucers, she didn’t want the ending to be spoiled and considering that all Rainbow asked for was anal sex, technically it was stacked in Twilight’s favor. “O-Okay, I’ll do it.”

Rainbow cheered and shook her ass in joy before a purple glow took ahold of her body, forcing her rear above her front, giddy as the cold cream touched her anal ring.

Spreading her marefriend’s cheeks apart to better ‘lubricate’ the impromptu entrance, Twilight could feel her heart pumping harder at the idea. While they did have a rather active sex life, the purple mare was always a little skittish and almost Fluttershy-like when it came to any lewd activities.

Rising up to mount the blue speedster, Twilight prepared to push her modest member into the puckered hole and lay claim on the third and final hole in Rainbow Dash’s body.

Gritting her teeth was all Rainbow could do when she felt the first inch push against her back door, it took Twilight a could of tries, each attempt causing some discomfort but the second the thick purple cock split her ass open felt truly magical, moaning loudly as Twilight softly rocked her hips into her rump.

Rainbow was unbelievably tight, far more smaller than her vagina, Twilight kept it slow while her marefriend’s anus adapted to her dick. Her member feeling the intense heat of Rainbow’s rectum.

“Oh fuck… so big, Twi,” Rainbow moaned, her head resting on her hooves, her body rocking with Twilight’s thrusts. “You can go a bit faster, I can take it.”

Twilight’s hooves gripped Rainbow’s ass harder, picking up speed. “It’s getting really hot…”

“I know, Twi,” Rainbow moaned, Twilight’s warmth filling her butt. “Fuck it’s so good, why didn’t we do this earlier?”

Twilight couldn’t help but agree, every thrust into Rainbow’s ass was better than the last. Her member felt so snug and hot inside her lover.

Rainbow’s smile began to fade. The pleasure began to fade into pain very slowly, Twilight clearly felt it when her motions slowed as well.

“Why does my dick feel like it’s on fire?” Twilight asked, ceasing her movement completely.

“I… dunno, is it supposed to be like this?” Rainbow uttered, her eyes widening when the burning in her anus became unbearable. Even Twilight began to cringe when a strange stinging sensation struck her cock.

~dood~[/hr]

Fluttershy carefully rubbed a special pain ointment into Rainbow’s anus, causing the pain to lessen. Her face bright red as her foalhood friend moaned in relief, Twilight fumbling with her own cream for her penis, her magic and hooves struggling with the tube while her dick felt like it was dipped in magma. “Is that better?” the caretaker asked.

“Much, thanks ‘Shy,” Rainbow sighed, resting her rump on a cold pillow.

Fluttershy nodded before turning to see Twilight becoming incredibly furious with her, her face becoming more red than prior. “W-Would you… like some-” She swallowed her breath as her eyes drifted to the slowly deflating purple member. “H-help?”

Twilight huffed, rolling her eyes in defeat as she gave the tube to Fluttershy. “Please, Fluttershy.”

Fluttershy carefully accepted the tube and undid the lid with her teeth, unfortunately she squirted the cream onto her face, a quarter of the tube ending up around her mouth. “Oh… It- I’m really sorry Twilight, but I suppose we have to deal with it this way… right?”

Despite the pain in her groin, Twilight’s cock twitched in eagerness. Rainbow’s wings also sprang up.

Dandy by Fusion Fool the Third (Anthro, partial Clop)

Author's Note

Written by Fusion Fool the Third, dood.

Dandy by Fusion Fool the Third (Anthro, partial Clop)

Twilight lounging on her chair in front of a large fireplace, reading an old legend that she had lived long ago. Her study was as large as a two story house, the marble walls lined with books the purple alicorn had collected over the years. A large portrait of herself and a purple dragoness embracing each other loomed above the silver fire place, it’s dark purple flame flickering. The moonlight shined into the room from a large balcony window, opposite to the fireplace. A Ursa Major fur rug covered most of the floor, a small table with a white teapot and two tea cups sat next to Twilight and her chair.

Twilight herself wore a dark purple suit that covered her body, slits made in the back for her wings to move. Her magenta tie shaped like a star, her cufflinks and pins were white stars. A pair of rimless glasses rested on her nose as she read, her hand brushing her mane away every so often as the breeze from the open window lightly caressed her head. She shut the book with a light smile. “Barb, you don’t have to you know…”

Between her legs, was a large purple dragoness wearing a dark green cocktail dress that clung to her curvy body. Her purple tail waving through the hole in the dress’ backside. Her light green spines were long but fell down the side of her face, almost like a pony’s mane would. Her silted eyes kept locked on her purple lover’s, as if reading her partner’s mind. Her hands were busy with Twilight’s pants, one hand cupping her lover’s kiwi-sized balls, the other teasing Twilight’s vagina. The reptilian tongue coiling and teasing the thick purple shaft in her mouth. She growled around her mate’s member and continued.

“Something on your mind?” Twilight asked, gently holding Barb’s chin as she slowly pulled the dragoness of her dick.

“You lost track of time again, we were supposed to meet with the Princesses tonight,” Barb pouted, placing an arm on Twilight’s leg and resting on her face.

Twilight let out a nervous chuckle. “I suppose I did… this would mean I’ll be blue-balled until bed, my love?”

“If you’re lucky,” Barb giggled, she stood back up, leaving Twilight to her book and her hard shaft.

With a sigh, Twilight struggled to get her erect penis back into her trousers and stood up. She followed Barb out of the room, with a hand in her pocket, trying to find an old memento she keeps there. She pulled it out and placed the black smoking pipe to her lips, magically adding fuel and lighting it as she walked down the bright hallway, guards in golden armor stationed every twenty hooves from each other.

Two maids scurried past Barb and Twilight and began whispering to each other, unfortunately for them, the dragoness and alicorn could hear them perfectly.

“Goodness, I’ve seen Mistress Barb from time to time, but is that really Lady Twilight?”

“I’ve heard that a traveling salesman with a wide grin introduced her to a vampony to learn some greater power.”

“Does that power include looking sexy for a mare? I’m not gay but… she’s making me think twice…”

“I’m more of a Princess Luna type of filly, Twilight looks good in a suit, but Luna in her armor or royal attire? Makes me wet every time.”

“Get to work.” Both mares jumped at the sound of Barb standing behind them. Scared of amazonian dragon, they quickly ran down the hall as fast as they could. With a triumphant smirk, Barb turned to reunite with Twilight. “Good riddance.”

“I suppose it’s a sin for other mares to look at me now?” Twilight teased, raising her arm for her mate.

Barb smiled and hooked around her lover’s arm. “It’s a sin for you to be getting a big head when fillies want what happens to be mine. And if you know what’s good for you… you will not indulge them or anypony else.”

“Of course, I learned my lesson from when you were with Rarity, and I was with Rainbow Dash,” Twilight said. Recalling the evening far before Twilight accepted her most recent mentor’s training, she was an awkward nerd in those days. She remembered being drunk and that Pinkie tricked her and Rarity into making out. She was attacked and hospitalized by her own assistant.

“I don’t care how ‘Dandy’ you became, Your dandyism… is mine to love,” Barb stated, her arm tightening around Twilight’s smaller limbs. “And to love alone.”

“Five thousand years and you still think I’d cheat on you? You don’t give me or yourself enough credit,” Twilight chuckled, smiling up to her dragoness mate. “Besides… your tail is thrashing wildly, you almost hit the guards at least five times. You’ll be begging me to meet you in a closet or our room well before the night is over.”

Barb blushed and her tail slapped Twilight’s butt. “Keep that up and I’ll be tailpegging you.” Twilight clamped her mouth shut, taking her love’s warning to heart.

They neared the door to throne room when Twilight stopped, looking up at the moon before looking to her pipe. “Something wrong?” Barb asked, she studied the alicorn’s face carefully before giving her a sad look. “Still thinking about them?”

“Always, Barb,” Twilight responded, she tapped the pipe on her heel to dump out it’s charred contents. “What do you think they’d think of me now? Of us?”

“I’d probably be trying to fight Rarity and Fluttershy off you, the others… they’d probably be the same that they ever were,” Barb answered, placing a hand on the ornate doors.

Twilight chuckled at the thought, her feeling mildly uncomfortable as Rarity praised her new look while Fluttershy would awkwardly cling to her side. She shook her head as a new thought occurred. “My mentor… he would become curious to world events from time to time.”

Barb gave Twilight a confused look. “Okay… and?”

“After this… maybe we can go do some sight seeing,” Twilight offered with a bright smile.

“We’ve been everywhere… where else is there to visit?” Barb questioned, crossing her arms.

A smirk grew on Twilight’s face, fixing her glasses. “How about seeing how the other Twilights and Barbs of the multiverse? My mentor isn’t apart of this universe himself nor was the Laughing Salesman, we may not be as strong as him or as clever as the salesman, but we definitely have more magic than them both, the ability to travel to other variants of our existence shouldn’t be too hazardous to an immortal alicorn and a dragoness that’s immune to age and death.”

Barb was surprised by Twilight’s suggestion and carefully thought on it. it would give her a chance to see what life would be like if she were with Rarity, or if Twilight stayed with Rainbow Dash. Hundreds of ‘what-ifs’ crossed her mind, making her smile. “When do we pack?”

“After this meeting, I suppose. If it’s anything like the others… our job is to oversee from our balcony and smile if we are spotted,” Twilight chuckled. Both girls gave each other a sincere look before entering the throne room together.

Blue by Fusion Fool the Third (Pony/semi-explicit)

Author's Note

Written by Fusion Fool the Third, dood.

Blue by Fusion Fool the Third (Pony/semi-explicit)

Blue… a colour of the spectrum of light, a primary colour that is often used to make other colours when paired with red, green, cyan, magenta, and yellow. With red and yellow being the most popular.

Blue… is the coat colour of my marefriend, who comforts me, helps me when I’m in trouble, loves me for who I am. Rainbow Dash’s colour.

Blue… the colour of the flowers Rainbow gave me on our first date, pretty belladonnas. I couldn’t help but giggle when I found out she accidentally ate one of them.

Blue… the colour of sorrow when Rainbow’s parents learned of me. She and her father fought for an hour before we left, vowing to never see them again.

Blue… the gem color of my wedding ring, a sapphire the size of pebble. She couldn’t decide whether I’d like sapphires or diamonds. It never really mattered to me but the ring was so beautiful… shame I have to lock it up under five layers of anti-dragon wards to keep it safe when I go to sleep every night.

Blue… the color of the condom Rainbow asked me to wear when we made love for the first time. Silly to see a thin blue skin wrapped around a purple shaft but… we’re thankful that they were durable and that Rainbow bought a whole box for me.

Blue… The dresses that the girls wore as our bridesmaids. The bouquet we both threw and got scared when Rarity was ready to beat Lyra into the ground with her bare hooves over it. The tears that were in the faces of our parents when they came… even Rainbow Dash’s parents after they apologized and gave us their blessing.

Blue… the colour of the sky as Rainbow Dash rides my dick in the middle of her practice field. Not a care in the world… until the girls and the crusaders come by to find us just as I came.

Blue… the colour of our lovely foal, cradled in her mother’s arms. When I held her… I couldn’t help but cry. My beautiful Spectrum Blaze… Rainbow Dash, why do you think of such names?

Red… the colour of my wife’s ass after we make love. She loves it when I nibble her wings, slap her gorgeous blue ass. And sometimes I just can’t help but keep going… trying to please her with all that I have…

Just because I really like the colour blue.

Rain by Fusion Fool the Third (Aftersex/mild-explicit/Pony)

Author's Note

Written by Fusion Fool the Third, dood.

Rain by Fusion Fool the Third (Aftersex/mild-explicit/Pony)

Twilight slept soundly on a cloud, shuddering when she felt her lover’s wing wrap around her body. A peck on her cheek rousing her from her slumber to see the golden face of the mare she fell in love. “Morning Spitfire,” Twilight yawned, nuzzling into the Wonderbolt’s neck.

“It’s afternoon, babe,” Spitfire chuckled, resisting the urge to laugh aloud when Twilight’s eyes went wide.

“It’s that late already? Spike must be worried,” Twilight uttered, struggling to stand on her fluffy perch, but Spitfire dragged her back down.

“I’m sure he’s fine,” Spitfire said giving Twilight another kiss on her cheek. “We have other things to worry about.”

Twilight raised a brow curiously. “Like what?” Her eyes going wide when it dawned on her. “We were too loud, weren’t we? Everypony heard us up here!”

“They didn’t hear us, sad to say. I like my mares to scream,” Spitfire commented, chuckling when Twilight slapped her with a purple wing.

“What was the problem then?” Twilight asked.

“We made it rain,” Spitfire giggled. She laid back and showed her glistening pussy, almost bare of their activities earlier. Twilight raised a hind leg to find that her penis was still a bit moist but far cleaner than what it was earlier.

The two ponies looked over the cloud to find that their makeshift bed was a rain cloud, and it had somehow managed to turn their fluids and cum into droplets and began showering Ponyville with it. Directly beneath their cloud, they saw Pinkie Pie dancing beneath them, trying to catch the raindrops in her mouth. Many of the fillies and colts wanted to join her but the pegasi adults noticed Twilight and Spitfire atop the cloud and kept them at bay, the single pegasi were either trying to keep themselves from laughing or shot disapproving looks to the Princess and the Wonderbolt.

“Oh… oh no,” Twilight uttered, her face bright red. Noticing the alicorn’s discomfort, Spitfire began rubbing Twilight’s back to calm the lilac mare down.

But things weren’t helped when Rainbow flew up to them, struggling to not laugh. “Decided to make it rain this afternoon, girls?”

With Spitfire and Rainbow snickering around her, Twilight slammed her face into the cloud, trying to tune out the world. Her situation wasn’t helped when Rainbow said “At least you don’t taste too bad, you should keep to whatever diet you got. Pinkie likes it alot, look at her dance underneath you two.”