It was a nice clear sunny day in ponyville, birds chirping, foals playing happily in the grass, and lots and lots of chaos to be had,This was it...My very first assignment, I see master, Discord, watching me in the distance as a Normal chestnut colored colt. He seems to be "Reading the paper". I start to get worried. No one ever told me he was gonna be watching! I better play it cool... I start to walk into town, I grin devilishly at the thought of all the chaos I can cause, I push the thought of master watching me far from my mind. I start to walk on the path that leads into the town. As I walk by the foals there ball they're playing with it suddenly pops and out comes a dead frog. I struggle to hold back my laughter as the foals jump back in horror and run home crying. I let out a small chuckle still walking into town.
It only takes a few minutes for the mark of chaos to glow on my hand, which indicates when a chaotic opportunity is in the area. Only I can see it glow, for now, only at the right angle can others see it. The mark is from my master, it is not only used for chaos but also to remind us that were owned. Every time I glance at it, I smile and memories of Master would flood back to me.
I look around but can't find a single thing that could even be considered chaotic. That is until I see it...above me a mare pegasus with blue fur and rainbow hair. I grin, the cloud is just low enough where if she fell she couldn't react and catch herself, but high enough so it wouldn't be in the way of others. Perfect. I snap my fingers and the cloud disappears. She falls to the earth with a loud thud, and a scream. I stroll over to see her wing is bent in a direction it definitely shouldn't be. I smile like a madman now, to cause physical pain to another living being...Oh Discord...it feels so good. She glares at me with teary eyes.
"You!" She shouts at me, tears stream from her eyes and down her cheeks.
I point to myself. "What me? What did I do?!"
"Then why were you grinning so much at me!?" She shouts again as some other ponies, a purple unicorn and a yellow pegasus, help her up. The purple unicorn looks at my hand with a angry expression, my mark starts to glow bright. She noticed it...And she know's what it means...Good, More fun later.
"I'll deal with you later..." I hear her mutter. I roll my eyes. Try it bitch.
I shrug and walk away. She cusses at me as I do, A lot. I'm not kidding, she used words that I didn't even know existed!
Anyway, I walk around the town for a few more minutes. This town is oddly peaceful. I suddenly remember Master's watching and spot him staring at me from a distance. I look around for anything, then I see two lovers making out...in public. Eww, No one wants to- She reaches down his pants. ...Okay, that's it. As i walk to the couple I walk through the market and grab a bottle of perfume and some lipstick. I rub the lipstick on my Index and middle finger and toss it. It ends up hitting some while colored mare in the nose. I walk up to the couple and wipe my two fingers on the colts neck and spray him with perfume.
As I walk away I hear fighting behind me and what sounds like a slap. As I smile triumphantly and a voice I love to hear comes to me, Master. "Return to the void at once." I gulp and loose my grin. This is it...Master will either choose to use me as one of his children...or kill me. I snap my fingers and am instantly in the void, a place between time and space. To some up what it looks like is...Darkness. Pure darkness everywhere. I see master sitting in a golden throne, he points in front of him and walk over and get on my knees and bow.
I can feel his evil grin. "You've done good, But you too far too long. I trust that you will not make the same mistake yes?"
I feel my face get hot as he places his lions foot and his hoof on my back as a foot rest. "Y-yes master. I will try harder."
"Good." He stands up and walks around me. "It's been so long since I've seen you blush...you're so cute when you're embarrassed." He bites my left wing lightly, I moan loudly and arch my back to him as color rises in my face. I hear him laugh evilly. "So adorable." He grips my left wing hard and rips it out. I scream in pain as tears form in my eyes. He pet's me. "Shhh...Here let me help you with that." Bandages magically appear and wrap around my injured wing. "You'll get worse if you don't try harder."
"Y-yes Master...Th-thank you." I say with a shaky breath.
"Here, to help you with the pain." He pulls me close and I look deep into his glowing golden eyes. Everything, not that there was much anyway, around me fades away and all that is left is his eyes...Looking into them I feel safe, secure, and loved. I slowly feel my eyes get heavy and I drift off into sleep in his arms.
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I open my eyes groggily, and slowly sit up. "W-where am I...?" I say with a dry mouth. I walk to the bathroom and cup my hands under the sink and drink the water, I do it again but splash it on my face. I look in the mirror and gasp, "What the?!" I look into the mirror amazed, I look 10 years younger! I'm 25 by the way.
I walk out and notice a note on the nightstand beside the bed. I pick it up and it says,
"Dear Slave,
Considering your...Abilities to cause chaos I am assigning you to a Local high school until you have gotten better. Have fun in math~
Sincerely, Discord.
I sigh and put down the note, I fucking hate math! I lay on the bed, At least it's Saturday. I tell myself,I'm going back to school...FUCK! I hated school. I was picked on and bullied every day...well who's laughing now Motherfuckers!? Me! Sorta...not really...Okay not at all. I don't notice the sleeping lump beside me until he rolls over. I jump off the bed in surprise. "Who the hell are you?!"
He just gives a, "Uhhnnn...." and rolls back over.
I shake him. "Hey! Wake up!"
"Stop..." He says rolling back to face me. "Oh you're up. Hi. I'm Vital, i'm your "Friend" in school Luckily i've been assigned to the same school as you, so...Yay!" He sits up and smiles at me. It's...Oddly sad and happy at the same time.
"What? Really?! Great...So how long have you been at the school?"
"About...a week. I can already tell i've improved! Hey...what's that?"
I look around but don't see anything. I look back at him and begin to speak but am stopped by a pie slamming in my face. I wipe it off. "Really, A pie?"
He bursts into laughter, "Yea! A *cow pie! Ahahahah!!"*
I sniff my hands, Oh you motherfucker...I ball up my fist and punch him in the face, or at least try to. He grabs my fist. "I wouldn't if I was you."