Rainbow Dash vs a Buick GNX

by Big Ass Spider

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Adventure, Random, Princess Celestia, Main 6, Original Character
Length: 1009

Rainbow Dash Races a muscle car from the 80's

Rainbow Dash, Fastest Pegasus in Equestria, vs The 1987 Buick Grand National, One of the fastest car's in its day, Which one of these two titans of speed will win in this race of legends. And can anyone figure out how this car even got to Equestria, And how does it have a mind of it's own?

Published 2015-02-05 05:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-05 05:50:01 UTC

The arrival of a Legend, And the legend's challenge

The arrival of a Legend, And the legend's challenge

It started out as a normal day in Equestria, Everything seemed to go as it did every day, Rainbow Dash was calmly flying to Fluttershy’s cottage when she saw it, at first she had no idea what it was, But once she got closer to the black object sitting at the very edge of the Everfree Forest. She remembered that after Thunderhead came to Equestria from Earth, He told everypony about some of the things from there, this being one of them, It was a car, A fast looking car at that, Dash decided that she had to bring Thunderhead out here to identify this thing

“I better go get Thunderhead” Dash said as she took off at a rapid pace.

Little did she know that the black car took off right behind her.

When Rainbow Dash got to Thunderhead’s cabin, she walked up to the porch and knocked on the large wooden door, Thunderhead came out with a large yawn, she had woke him up.

“What is it RD” Thunderhead asked, obviously annoyed about getting woken up so early.

“I found something you have to see, come with me” Dash said as she started to take off.

But when she turned around, there sat the mysterious black car, Thunderhead knew automatically what kind of car it was.

“Dash, that is an earth vehicle, Specifically, A 1987 Buick GNX,” Thunderhead said confused.

“Wait, this is the kind of car you said you owned back on earth” Dash asked puzzled. Suddenly something happened that neither Dash nor Thunderhead expected.

The car talked.

“I can hear you both, you know this right” The car said in a deep voice.

“holy shit” Dash exclaimed.

“How is this thing here and how is it talking” Thunderhead said shocked.

“I want to know that as much as you do, but please, call me GNX” GNX said calmly.

“Dash, you stay with GNX, I got to get Twilight” Thunderhead said as he took off into the sky, flying off at full speed, leaving a white and green streak.

Thunderhead landed back at his cabin, running inside to find Twilight, who had stayed with him for the night.

“Twilight, You still here” Thunderhead shouted.

“I’m in the Kitchen” Twilight called back.

“You have to come with me, now” Thunderhead said as he took off to the door.

“Why, what’s wrong” Twilight asked.

“You remember me telling you about the cars on earth” Thunder said as he opened the door.

“Yea, Why” Twilight asked, confused

“One is here in Equestria, and it can talk” Thunderhead said.

Twilight’s jaw hit the floor when he said that.

“How can something like that talk” Twilight asked as she and Thunderhead started to take off, but stopped when they saw what was outside, GNX had followed Thunderhead here, Rainbow Dash got out of the car with a worried look on her face.

“This can’t be good” Thunderhead said worried

“I have thought this through, And I may be an old muscle car, But I know speed when I see it, I am not going back home until I have had a proper race with this rainbow colored pony” GNX said with confidence.

“Oh no” Thunderhead and Twilight said at the same time.

“I also intend to race you as well Thunderhead” GNX said proudly.

"I don't think so GNX" Thunderhead said,

"We need to get you back home" Twilight said, trying to convince the car to listen and go home.

"You heard what I said, I am not leaving till I get a proper race with these two" GNX said defiantly.

"I think we need to get Princess Celestia, Now" Twilight said as the alicorn princess took off, flying towards Canterlot.

"Good idea" Thunderhead says.

"Rainbow Dash, I know he will still follow us, just keep him out of Canterlot till we get Celestia" Thunderhead says before he flies out of sight.

"Ok, No problem" Dash says, but when she turns around, GNX is gone, then she looks above and sees the amazing.

GNX is flying right behind Twilight and Thunderhead.

Dash's jaw hits the dirt when she sees this.

"Let us in, We have an emergency" Twilight says to the two guards

"Princess...uh, look behind you" One guard says as he points a hoof to the sky

"You have got to be kidding me" Thunderhead and Twilight both say as they see GNX land from his flight

"I think my transportation here has given me some magic" GNX says proudly

Celestia sees this from her bedroom window and teleports down to the group

"What is going on...Oh my" Celestia says as she sees GNX in front of her.

"Pleasure to meet you Princess" GNX says calmly

"Thunderhead, this is one of those cars you told us about, am I correct?" Celestia asks, dumbfounded by the machine in front of her

"Yes it is, and even worse, it refuses to leave until it has raced me and Rainbow Dash" Thunderhead says

"That is correct, I am not going anywhere till I have had a race with those two" GNX says.

"You will leave, Now "Celestia says, slightly angry

"Not until I have had my race Princess" GNX says defiantly.

"You will leave our world and return to your, at once" Celestia roars.

"Not till I have raced" GNX yells as he loses his temper, His headlights begin to glow and he fires a silver bolt of energy into the ground, creating a small crater in it's wake

"Fine, if it is a race you want, it will be a race you get" Celestia says in defeat, Knowing the car would not back down

"Thank you, now, when do we race" GNX says as he looks at Thunderhead

"Today" Rainbow Dash said as she lands in front of GNX

"Sounds good to me" Thunderhead says in anger as he moves along side Dash

"Perfect, let us lay out a course" GNX says with pride

"This cannot end well" Celestia says with worry