Peanut Butter

by Eris H Discordia

First published

Takes Place "TEN YEARS" After the "Equestria Girls" series. So Rarity is a woman, Spike is still a puppy as his age does not follow him into the human world as he is not constantly within that time zone. Explaining that bullsh:pinkiegasp: would take up the size of a completely different fanfic. So... enjoy.


When he hears that she has gone through a terrible break up and may need some one to keep her company, naturally Spike wants to help (human) Rarity. Good thing, in his case, or perhaps for the both of them equally, she has a hilarious problem the moment he gets there.

Can Spike survive the vulgar sexiness of his wasted human love? Or will he fall into an endless loop of chaos, pain, and repetition to feed a void that will never be fed to satisfaction?


Trigger Warning: Bestiality, Animal Abuse, Hallucinogenic Wine, Excessive Dog Puppy Batter.

I'm gonna add more to this whole "Trigger" warning... it will be a miracle if this passes moderation for the sole fact that it's so vulgar and crude... I don't even want to submit it, but if it's open to the public that means I did...

This story is so vulgar that "M" isn't a high enough rating for it. I think we should make a new rating called "H" for "H. Discordia". Just sayin'.