Pinkie Pie, Escort Extraordinaire!

The two lovers lay together for a long time, catching their breath and riding the wave of their pleasure. After an hour or so Jake had recovered enough to pull Pinkie into the shower with him. The two lovers took their time bathing one another. Jake took the opportunity to explore his lover’s sex more thoroughly, as it had been woefully neglected over the course of the evening’s activities.

On his knees, Jake craned his head back, his tongue slithering deep into Pinkie’s pussy. Her thick, warm labia were a dark, dusty pink; they spread wide, kissing his face as he tasted her syrupy juices. The human was no slouch when it came to oral - and though he didn’t have Pinkie’s supernatural ability to bestow pleasure, the sounds she made clearly communicated just how much she was enjoying his attention.

Jake watched through half-lidded eyes as his lover’s body undulated above him, involuntarily rippling as he drank not one, but two orgasms from her flower. She gushed into his waiting mouth, spurting her juices all over his face and making quite the mess. Neither minded, given they were in the shower; Pinkie’s appreciative tongue and the hot water soon made quick work of the mare’s cum.

The two lovers exited the shower and began drying. Jake checked the clock on the nightstand - miraculously not knocked over, despite the marathon love-making that had happened earlier - the sun was still a few hours from coming up.

“As much fun as I’m sure it would be to go another round,” Jake said as he toweled off. “Could I suggest something ridiculous and just fall asleep next to you?”

“Of course!” Pinkie said from the bathroom. “Zecora’s potions are amazing, but they can really take a toll after you’ve had a lot of play-time.”

Enough time had passed to dry the bedsheets of their previous dampness. Wrapped only in a towel, Pinkie hastily constructed a crude blanket fort. Casting her garment aside, the pink mare darted inside, all but dragging Jake behind her. There, in the dark, the lovers cuddled and kissed, using touch alone to feel one another’s bodies. Exhaustion loomed, however, cutting their impromptu make out session short as they fell asleep in one another’s arms.

In the morning, Jake awoke to find himself alone. The bright sunshine filled the room with golden fire, tinging the furniture, walls and floors in a thousand shades of dawn. Bleary-eyed, the man pulled himself from the nest Pinkie had pulled together the night before, hobbling naked over to the parted curtains.

Like all mornings in Equestria, this one was busy and bustling. There were cries and shouts of commerce - farmers bringing their crops to town for market, craftsponies hawking their wares. Business. The reason Jake had come to this place. But that had a different light, here. Business wasn’t the same in this world as it was back home. There was something almost innocent about the way people lived and worked here; a simple joy in doing things Jake hadn’t really ever felt.

Jake had wanted to buy sex last night; a simple exchange, one he’d done plenty of times back on Earth. Pleasurable company. Sex as a service - one provided by a skilled worker for a generous amount of compensation. But that wasn’t what Jake experienced the night before. That was something far more real… far more true than he’d ever felt. There was a joy in Pinkie’s attention, a pride in the pleasure she helped manifest. A joy that Jake wanted to keep forever in his heart so that it would forever color his life in a positive way.

It was then Jake noticed the note. It was folded up on the nightstand, next to the clock and the crystal. It was sealed with a puffy sticker of three balloons, two blue, one yellow. He opened it.

Dear Jake, it read.

I wanted to thank you for last night. It was super-fun! I’ll be honest - I’ve never been with a human before. Would you believe I was actually nervous? Isn’t that the funniest thing you’ve ever heard? Especially considering the most important lesson my Grannie Pie ever taught me about being afraid… but that’s another story entirely.

Actually, that reminds me of a good friend of mine. Her name is Twilight Sparkle, and she’s super-smart. But when I first met her she was only super-smart. She didn’t let anything else fun or good in. That’s why she came to us, actually, was to learn about all the good things other ponies… other people… can bring into your life.

When I was with you last night - when we were playing - it was like I could see inside of you. Lots of ponies have a good sense about others; mine’s especially fine-tuned, ‘cause I have to learn about people so I can make them happy. And I saw that you weren’t happy. Well, sort of. You were happy, but you weren’t? Like you were missing something. I wanted to fill that hole, a little… even though you were the one filling mine! Sorry, that was too funny to pass up.

Take care, Jake. Enjoy Equestria - I think it’ll do you a lot of good.

--Pinkie Pie

PS - No charge!

Jake stared at the letter for a long moment, and then began to laugh. Humans experience many sorts of laughter; pained, wry, bitter, ribald. But this come from somewhere deep, somewhere Jake hadn’t realized he’d forgotten. Somewhere Pinkie helped him find. Jake laughed and laughed and laughed, happy for the first time in what felt like forever.

It was, without a doubt, the best one night stand he’d ever had.