Oh $#!&, it's the fuzz!

Officer Reynolds has picked up plenty of drunks and heard plenty of drunken tales in his small, southern town, but this one might just take the cake.

Why do aliens only ever seem to visit country hicks, who may or may not be inebriated, in out of the way places?

Just ask Marty. That's what Officer Jerry Reynolds, Powder Springs Georgia PD, did. He's living to regret that decision.