Chapter 1: Where it all begins
Chris has now been dropped into his dream-like state and has somehow fallen asleep from the sudden shock of being in Equestria. And that really made him furious, just how the hell can that happen? I mean one time you see your dream living life in reality, then fall unconscious because of how shocking it was. He was really annoyed by this fact, but decided to try and get over it by seeing what his thoughts were like right now.
In Christopher's Dream Realm........
"So I am now unconscious and am in my head? How does that make any sense?" Chris asked while looking around his black void brain.
Chris always wondered why he had to start a dream with being in a blank black space, it always got on his nerves going about how crazy everything looked. And it didn't help that much when being in this dream realm that there was always screams of agony and pain around him in this black void. It just made him more nervous and scared of what his brain had for him next. He looked left and right, he hasn't been in this black void as long as he has now. He was shaking in fear, and just couldn't believe how scared he was. He tried remembering something good in his life, But he couldn't. His mind wouldn't let him, and the even worse thing was when it showed his bad memories while doing this as well.
He opened his eyes fearfully, "No! Don't show me the bad moments of my life! I don't want to go through them all over again!" Chris pleaded on his knees.
Before it could, He felt pain on his legs and his eyes widened.
"OW! WHAT THE HELL?! WHO DID THAT?!?!??!!?" He groaned and yelled painfully when he felt someone kick him.
He got woken up abruptly and Chris rubbed his face tiredly. He looked around and noticed that he was inside a candy shop it almost seemed. He wondered if maybe that was a dream and thought the Apocalypse and or Armageddon wasn't gonna happen. But then, he felt someone pull him into an embrace somehow. He looked at his leg and wondered why he couldn't feel the pain he felt earlier anymore.
"Welcome to Sugarcube Corner Chrissy-whissy!" Pinkie said to him with a smile.
Chris jolted from his spot on the floor, and turned around to be surprised once again, for right there looking at him was the Mane six and the Princesses waiting patiently.
"When did I fall unconscious?" he asked, confused.
"About an hour ago, We all decided to wait for you to get up before knowing you more," Twilight said with a smile.
"Now then, I bet your wondering what happened to Earth right?" Celestia asked.
"Well, If that's all right?" Chris asked.
"It blew up, sorry if I come off as blunt but nothing else happened." Luna said.
"That's why we had to leave right then and there. The meteor was coming quicker then expected and we couldn't get you to say good-bye to anyone. Sorry Chris," Celestia said with folded ears.
"No. Don't worry. It's all right," he said with a slight smile on his face.
"Are you sure?" Celestia asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes. It's fine," he may have said this, but he then started crying without any cause or reason.
The Mares gasped lightly, while Chris felt his tears on his face.
"Huh. I think this is like the first time I've cried for 10 years," he then fell on his knees, which made him start tearing up.
"Oh. Chris," Aj said while coming over to him.
"I've been through a lot of stuff and I hate it all. But now, I am the only one of my species left. It's sad and very annoying. But I guess I will live with it," he said with a light sniffle while Aj was giving him a little hug.
"Things will get better sugarcube. I promise," Aj said when letting go of Chris.
"Yeah. Wait? Wasn't there a party Pinkie was gonna throw me?" he asked the Pink pony in confusion.
That's when Pinkie gasped and flew in the air, then pushed him and the others out of Sugarcube Corner and went to go get invites for the others. Chris chuckled while the others smiled at Pinkie's antics.
"Should I go visit some of the Ponies that are here and introduce myself Celestia?" Chris asked, smiling.
"Sure. Go on ahead. We'll be waiting for you at the party," Celestia said, rolling her eyes.
"Kay! See you later girls!" he said waving good-bye. At least for now.
When he left them, Chris decided to go into his thoughts and think of what to do now that he was finally here.
All right. Now then, let's make sure not to do anything weird here. I am already scared of everypony here because of everypony being over 7 feet tall. And them being all females, While there isn't that many males. he said with a shiver of displeasure.
Chris looked to the left and saw a crowd of mares, and looked to the right to see another crowd of mares with stallions in the mix. He noticed a candy shop close by and smiled. For in that candy shop was somepony he wanted to meet for a very long time.
he went up to the entrance and knocked lightly.
"Well, you don't need to knock! This is a store! Come on in friend!" A friendly voice said.
Chris was now nervous. He really didn't think things through and didn't know how to feel with how mares are like here and was hoping when he met her that she won't go as crazy as he thinks.
Chris opened the door, and by the counter was some pony who was beige colored, which was a very interesting color to her body. And, She looked very cute but then she looked shocked when seeing Chris.
"*Gasp!* Lyra! It's the human Celestia brought to Equestria!" The mare said happily.
"REALLY!??!?!??!?!" A voice from upstairs said fan girly.
"Yes! What are you doing here in my candy shop, friend?" The mare said with a smile.
"Well.. I'm here to say hi. And see the mare upstairs," he said with a shy smile.
"*Gasp!* The human is here to see you Lyra!" The mare said happily.
"HE IS!?!?!?!?!?!" The now known Lyra said upstairs sounding ready to faint.
"YES! NOW GET DOWN HERE AND SEE HIM!" The mare yelled to her friend.
"What's your name?" Chris asked nicely.
"Huh?" The mares asked dumbly.
"What's your name?" he repeated nicely.
"Oh! I'm sorry! My name's Bon-Bon." Bon-Bon said while apologizing.
"There's no need to apologize. Just happy to meet you!" Chris said with a friendly smile.
The mare blushed and he heard grunting and a lot of things going on upstairs.
"What are you doing Lyra?!?!?!?" Bon-Bon asked annoyingly.
"I am presenting myself to the human in the right way so I don't scare him away!" Lyra said while making a lot of noise up there and Chris though he heard one time, "Get down there you stupid thing! I don't need the human to freak out by seeing you!" Or something like that.
He waited patiently on a chair he found.
"I'm here!" Lyra said panting on the steps.
Chris raised his eyebrows. He just noticed that these two mares were squeezing their legs together for some odd reason. But Christopher's obliviousness was activated and he just dropped it as shyness.
"Good," Bon-Bon said with a smile.
"Now where is he?" Lyra asked.
"He's sitting right there Lyra," Bon-Bon said with a blank stare while pointing to where Chris sat.
he saw Lyra and felt the same kind of fireworks that he felt towards AJ.
Lyra looked so stunning and adorable.
She was green too, which made her even more cute to boot. Her golden eyes and white greenish hair was so awesome too.
Next thing Chris knew, He was being examined by Lyra with her touching every part of his body. EVERY. PART.
he blushed heavily, "Uhhhhhh..." Chris awkwardly chuckled.
Lyra then knew what she was doing and blushed heavily.
"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!" Lyra said while apologizing to Chris over and over again.
He then put his hands on Lyra's shoulders. Which were very soft and tense.
He rubbed them and said, "You don't need to be sorry. Accidents happen. I'm just happy to finally meet you," Chris said with a smile.
Lyra moaned from his touch and closed her eyes in bliss with a smile on her face. Chris then put his hands off of her shoulders and she Whined like a dog with a cute pout on her face.
He chuckled and said, "You look very cute by the way."
Lyra blushed at the compliment.
"You're friend over there looks cute as well," Chris said emphasizing her friend Bon-Bon who blushed at the compliment.
"T-thanks," Lyra and Bon-Bon both said softly.
"My name's Chris. It's nice to meet you Lyra," he said while holding his hand out for introduction.
"It's nice to meet you Chris, I guess Bonnie over there already introduced herself?" Lyra said with a smile.
"Yes. She did," he said with a nod.
Bon-Bon looked everywhere except Christopher's position for reasons unknown. He chuckled at her sudden shyness while Lyra looked at Bon-Bon and sighed.
"You all right Bon-Bon?" Chris asked confusingly.
"I was just wondering......do you want any candy?" Bon-Bon said with a light blush and a small smile.
"Huh?" he asked dumbly.
"Do you want any Candy?" Bon-Bon said with a tone that Chris never heard before.
"Uhhhhhhhh......," he felt awkward now, Two mares. One man. In a candy shop. LET"S GET DOWN TO FUNKY TOWN BABY!
WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!?!?! None, Why? Because somepony was at the entrance of the Candy shop before anything *Strange* happened.
"Why does everypony keep knocking on the door?" Lyra asked confusingly with a rosed eyebrow.
"*Sigh* I don't know," Bon-Bon said annoyingly.
"Come in!" Bon-Bon said to whoever was out there.
Then another mare came in. And it was a Pegasus! Which made Christopher's eyes widened. He knew Unicorn's were a thing but this is starting to get really ridiculous! In fact, he found it so annoying that he rubbed his glasses with his shirt to see if he was dreaming or not. When he finished rubbing his glasses though, the Derpy looking Pegasus was still there! And another problem was that it was looking at him with an interest gaze. Chris gulped awkwardly and looked left and right for a quick exit out of here. He knew that with Lyra being a Unicorn and Bon-Bon being an Earth pony though, that it would be a bad idea! So! He decided to just stay there on the chair shivering in unpleasantness fashion.
"Who are you?" The derped Pegasus said to him with her eyes looking different ways. One eye was looking at Lyra, and one eye was looking at you.
"My name is Chris! It's nice to meet you......?" He hanged his sentence off so the mare could introduce herself.
Her eye's widened,which made her look very weird and she said, "Oh! My name is Ditzy! But everyone prefers to call me Derpy, It's nice to meet you Chris!" Ditzy said while having a little sad frown on her face.
"It's nice to meet you Ditzy. It's not many days you see a cool looking Pegasus like you," he said with a smile.
"Oh! Um, Thank you," Ditzy said happily with a smile on her cute face.
Chris noticed that the eye's changed and now the left one was looking at the ceiling and the right one was looking at him instead. Lyra and Bon-Bon were looking on passively. Lyra looked bored out of her mind And Bon-Bon was just wondering why people keep knocking on her store door when they don't have too.
"I think I should go. What with a party being planned for me, I kinda don't want a sad mad Pinkie on my tail," he said with a low chuckle.
The mares then all looked at you with happy gazes.
"I'll see you there! Besides, The Princesses said that they were going to bring a human here! And now that your actually here, Every pony here is gonna want to meet you! Hay, Every pony is talking about you! 'The human that was brought to Equestria, How will he be like?'" Lyra said with a smile and a fangirl squee.
"All right. I'll see you three there then," Chris said while leaving.
"But don't you want any candy?" Bon-Bon asked confusingly.
"I think there is gonna be enough candy at the party with how it's gonna be like," he said with a laugh. Also this is an innuendo, Figure it out and I'll think your Awesome.
Chris opened the door and left, much to the dissatisfaction of the mares he left. He felt bad for leaving, But he really didn't want to keep the girls waiting for so long.
Chris still shivers every time he sees a mare. All of them being over almost 8 feet tall, there being not many stallions and many other reasons are why. And he has seen things, but this is just very scary for him to know that EVERY mare will be at his Welcome to Ponyville/Equestria! Party.
He tried getting his mind off of it, But he couldn't. And since he couldn't he accidentally ran into two mares by accident and feel on his ass. Yet again mind you.
"Now why don't you watch were you going-," A mare said before turning around and seeing who bumped into her.
Chris groaned while he heard two mares gasp at his appearance. Before he could say anything the mare he ran into started apologizing to him for some weird reason.
"I'm sorry! I didn't know it was going to be you! The new human here in Equestria!" The mare said to him.
Chris chuckled, he knew now that everypony and possibly anything on Equestria now know his existence here. So Chris Being the gentleman he is, Apologized to the mare like he's supposed to.
"No, No. I am the one who has to apologize for not looking where I was going," he said with a smile. He could now hear the other mare snickering for some odd reason.
Chris rose his eyebrows and said, "Are you all right ma'am? Did I hurt you when I ran into you or something?" he said, worried.
The mare snickering said, "No. You *Snicker* You didn't hurt her. You just ran into her butt and she thought you were a perv," The mare said getting ready to laugh.
"Oh," he said sadly.
"I am very sorry if I came off as a pervert when I ran into you. It's hard to see when you have your eyes closed. But I am still going to apologize," he said while bowing his head apologetically.
"Ohhhhh...Come here you," The mare said.
Then for no reason what-so-ever, the mare Chris ran into gave him a gentle hug. he didn't mind, He just wished his head wasn't in the middle of two big bosoms right now. And he was trying really hard not to blush and open his eyes, because he felt like if he did then he would feel like a pervert.
"You're such a gentleman. Trying to apologize and keeping your eyes closed in front of a mare. Why don't you open your eyes and see how we look?" The mare whispered sadly, while the other mare started laughing her socks off as the saying means.
"Uhhhhhh. Cause If I open my eyes, I'll feel like a pervert looking at your........breasts," he said shyly, with a blush now present on his face.
The mares giggled adorably which made Christopher blush harder. Chris tried figuring out a way of not opening his eyes to see two huge breast in his face. For he knew everymare was naked, and this mare holding onto him doesn't seem like planning on letting go anytime soon. The other mare that was laughing decided to join in on the hug to make him feel more shy and awkward just for the hell of it. Cause it's not like Chris already has a lot going for him right?
"Can I be let go please? I have a party that Pinkie is throwing for me. And I don't want her sad when I don't show," he said awkwardly with his blush still present.
"AH! So your the guy I was told about!" The mare who snickered said to you.
"Huh?" he asked dumbly.
"My name is Vinyl Scratch! And I am DJ-PON3! And this is my friend Octavia! But you can call her Octy," The now known Vinyl said with a teasing tone in her voice.
"VINYL!" Octavia said embarrassingly.
"It's all right Octavia. She is just being the way she is........So can I be let go now?" he said while still having his eyes closed,
"Open your eyes and we will," Octavia said teasingly.
"Ohhhohh! Now you have to sexy man!" Vinyl said while giving a nuzzle to him, Which Octavia did next.
Chris blushed harder and just decided to do it before he looked like an apple.
He opened his eyes and thanks to his glasses, he has now seen how heaven is like. He blushed harder, and started stuttering at what he saw.
Dem breast bro. he said in his mind dumbly.
He didn't know why, but he was blushing hard and felt himself getting tense everywhere. EVERYWHERE. The two mares were giggling adorably.
"Well see you at the party darling," Octavia said with a British accent.
"Yep. See you at the party stud," Vinyl said with an air kiss.
Chris took his time before getting ready to move. He looked left and right, and shaked off the shock of everything happening. Once he felt ready, He took his walk of faith towards Sugarcube Corner.
For he is going to need a lot of luck and hope to get out of that party without being attempted rape by mares or attempted sex by mares as well.
He sighed and walked to Sugarcube Corner, Signing his fate with life.
To Be Continued...
Chapter 2: The Pinkie party at SugarCube Corner and A Cock-Block that was so UNFAIR!
Chris gulped when Sugarcube Corner was in view. He noticed there was like no ponies around the streets at all. No mare's. No stallion's. Nobody and nopony. Chris was now terrified of what would happen when he went through the sugary colored door. He took his wits and bravery inside his body and opened the door. Chris sure wish he didn't do that when he did.
For right at that moment a familiar orange pony was walking out the door at the same time. And Chris ran right into her boobs with a surprised gasp.
"Oh! Why I was going to come and get you sugarcube!" Aj said with an embarrassed blush.
"I'm sorry! I-," Chris was trying to explain what happened.
but before he could Pinkie yelled out,"SURPRISE!!"
And everypony else joined in while Aj pushed you along, Because Chris was not moving his feet. He was frozen solid. He noticed every mare was here from Ponyville. That sure is shocking. He was breathing erratically and very quickly. He yet again saw every mare here putting their legs together, he really didn't know why. But he decided to just call it shyness again. Because these mares might be scared of Chris you know? But Chris only had one thing on his minds right now.
Where the hell are the stallions at? Chris thought, confused.
He looked everywhere and didn't see a single man. NONE. He felt confused to why the stallions weren't here. But he decided to put in the "Probably just late" Reason folder that was in his head. An even weirder fact was now Chris was smelling something weird, that smelt pretty good and delicious. He thought it was candy or food, And couldn't wait to eat. He didn't even get the chance to eat even when they left. So Chris was really happy to finally eat something. He really hoped it was a candy bar, so he could suck on it or something. He could smell apple's the most, And he put that under the "Apples are food as well." Folder in his brain. Chris was happy that there was apples, He knew that he was going to eat them apples. And eat them quick and slow. (The innuendos are so strong right now XD.)
He noticed that the other 5 mares were sitting in a booth waiting for him, When Chris saw Aj she smiled really happily. More then Chris thought she would that's for sure. Chris looked at the other mares at this party.
He saw Lyra, Bon-Bon, Derpy, Vinyl and Octavia. They were all here! Which made Chris shiver in displeasure, But he rolled on ahead and looked at the 5 ponies that were waiting for him and AJ.
Rainbow was giving him a strange smile, Rarity was giving him a polite smile, Fluttershy was hiding behind her pink mane shyly, Pinkie was giving one of her signature smiles and Twilight had a note and pen in her magic with a educated smile on her face.
Chris already knew he was going to be asked questions, so he gulped.
Then Pinkie said, "EVERY PONY START THE PARTY!"
Then things went down. The moment Chris sat down between Aj and Rainbow, Music was blaring, girls were dancing and everything was happening. Chris noticed that Twilight asked Rainbow to move and she flew over to Fluttershy so Twilight could sit by Chris.
Aj Was sitting To Christopher's right. And Fluttershy was sitting by Rainbow, While Pinkie was in the middle of Twilight and Rarity.
Twilight gave a pleading smile and said, "Is it all right if I ask you questions? I wasn't able to get to know anything about Earth and would love to know how Humans lived," She said to Chris enthusiastically.
Chris sighed and said, "Sure," And then Twilight *Squeed* like a little girl, and the questions began. Chris was just happy to know that Aj decided to sit by him. He was really happy about knowing that.
"How is the human Population? The hierarchy? The way Earth was like? And what kind of these did you like doing?" Twilight asked these questions and many more.
Christopher answered these questions, "Almost over 1,000,000,000,000 population. The hierarchy was like king and queens but only in certain countries, with other countries having President's instead. Earth was an old planet, had great grass and everything. I liked playing games, being lonely having social problems like now and being a single guy," at his disposal in a blunt tone.
"Where are the Princesses?" Chris asked Twilight.
"Oh. They couldn't be here. They had important things to do," Twilight replied.
After the repetitive questions, Chris said *Fuck it* and decided to talk to the other mares here.
"Do you other girls have questions or me as well?" Chris asked with a smile.
The Mane six were not expecting you to say this and Pinkie went ahead and became a little fan-girl.
"OH! OH! PICK ME PICK ME!" Pinkie said happily.
"Yes Pinkie?" Chris asked, annoyed.
"I was wondering.....do you like parties?!?!??!!" Pinkie said.
"Wellllllll, Not as mush as you. I can say that," Chris said, Chuckling.
"Oh. Ok," Pinkie said sadly.
Her hair de-poofed a little and she looked sad.
"*Sigh* Anyon- I mean, pony else?" Chris said, Almost saying anybody.
They all stayed silent, To Christopher's bemusement. Chris sighed and said something very unexpected.
"Do you have any good music here?" Chris asked, confused.
Pinkie jolted up and looked shocked.
"GASP! YOU DON'T LIKE THIS MUSIC!?!??!?!" Pinkie yelled so loudly that everypony heard.
Before Chris saw the stares, he felt his little I-pod in his pocket. He smiled and took it out. After that, he turned it on and put some good music on.
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Chris danced to this song, And he had many more. But he didn't want to irritate the mares as much as he already did. So he turned it off and noticed he was on the front stage and everything was taken off stage with only him on there. Chris looked ahead and saw every mare in the crowd.
Chris blushed and noticed they were cheering for him to do more, In fact Vinyl didn't look mad. None of them did. So, He decided why not? He put the music on, Except louder so the ponies could hear it this time. And started dancing once again. He noticed that Pinkie came into the fray and all the other ponies decided to come up and dance too.
Chris saw some ponies that were in costumes. In like, Blue costume to be specific. They almost looked like Slutty uniforms as well. Chris shrugged them off as a pony team that everypony knows and went to go change the song to something even better then the one playing.
Chris decided to put on one of his favorite songs next. It was something Mario related and he loved the song a lot.
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Chris got into this song even more, While the mares were surprised at the sudden change of the song so quickly. Chris started doing some crazy shit during this song. In fact, he was doing so many things that all the mares stopped dancing and just watched in Awe at what he was doing. It was even more interesting of how he made the song start out slow then go really quick after a certain point of the song.
Derpy, Vinyl, Octavia, and the Mane six were all cheering for Chris. And the weirder thing was the ponies in them blue latex suits were cheering for him as well, Which made him blush sadly enough.
And he hated blushing and looking shy. He hated it. A lot! And was really hating how quick his life was going. Like, what? Was is just about 7 hours ago that his home planet Earth was destroyed? Jeez. Things are going to quick for Chris and he doesn't like it. So, He thought *Let's do something different.* And left the party, with the music still going by the way. Besides, Chris really did not want to meet them mares that were in them blue latex suits.
"And what do you think your doing?" Pinkie asked.
Chris turned around and saw a sad looking Pinkie. His heart broke in half at the expression.
"I was just gonna go get some fresh air! I mean...All of this is going really quick for me right now and I ain't used to this life as I thought!" Chris replied, in a sad tone.
Chris did not want to get the mares mad, With how his head just came up to their breast....He was just really scared and trying to remember. Why did he want to come to Equestria in the first place?
"Don't worry Pinkie. It's all right, I'll go with him to make sure he doesn't run away," Aj said with a smile.
Oh yeah, Chris wanted to come here to Equestria mainly because of her.He smiled At AJ appreciatively and saw the mare wink back in reply, which made him blush for some odd reason. So, Chris and Aj went outside to have some "Fresh air".
"So...is there any reason you came with AJ?" Chris asked, frozen in place.
Aj smiled and looked at Him, "I've had mah eye on you for such a long time. Eva since the 6 test you've taken from me and mah friends you have taken, ah have just felt something towards you. And ah Loved it,"Aj said while laying down next to Chris.
She stretched and went to lay on the grass, Which made Chris blush. For at the moment, he now saw everything Aj had. Her golden hair, Her glowing green eyes, Her brown hat, Her freckles, her smile, her tail, her hooves and hands, her chest and legs and most importantly her lady bits and the boobs.
Chris was blushing hard, that he literally laid down right next to the affectionate mare and was trying to speak words of what he was seeing.
"*Sigh* Probably meeting you was the greatest moment of mah life Chris," Aj said while looking at him with loved eyes.
"Uh. Um. Duh. Uh," Chris was stuttering with that smile and blush present on his face.
Aj giggled like an angel and took off Christopher's glasses and put them right on her boob.
"Oh no! Your glasses sugarcube! Your not wearing them!" Aj said in mock shock.
Chris saw his glasses, he just didn't know if it was ok.
Chris was giving Aj a stare and he didn't know what to do.
"Go on, Sugar. Give it a squeeze," Aj said in a loved tone.
Chris got the permission, He was going to take it. He slowly put his hands on the boob, But before he could Pinkie showed up out of nowhere.
"Hi!"
"AHHAAHHAAH!" Chris said doing the "WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP" sound effect when he saw Pinkie.
"Wait! Chris! Don't for get about your-!" Before he could hear the rest of it, Chris was gone. He literally ran so far away that he couldn't hear them anymore.
And he was panting heavily at the end of it. Then Chris looked up.
And then he had a pang of realization and fear.
I can't see without my glasses, I can't see anything in front of me and I don't know where I'm at. Chris said in a nutshell of what happened.
Chris only had one thought left to say about this.
FUCK!
To be Continued.......
