Christopher's life in Equestria: Season 1

Chris gulped when Sugarcube Corner was in view. He noticed there was like no ponies around the streets at all. No mare's. No stallion's. Nobody and nopony. Chris was now terrified of what would happen when he went through the sugary colored door. He took his wits and bravery inside his body and opened the door. Chris sure wish he didn't do that when he did.

For right at that moment a familiar orange pony was walking out the door at the same time. And Chris ran right into her boobs with a surprised gasp.

"Oh! Why I was going to come and get you sugarcube!" Aj said with an embarrassed blush.

"I'm sorry! I-," Chris was trying to explain what happened.

but before he could Pinkie yelled out,"SURPRISE!!"

And everypony else joined in while Aj pushed you along, Because Chris was not moving his feet. He was frozen solid. He noticed every mare was here from Ponyville. That sure is shocking. He was breathing erratically and very quickly. He yet again saw every mare here putting their legs together, he really didn't know why. But he decided to just call it shyness again. Because these mares might be scared of Chris you know? But Chris only had one thing on his minds right now.

Where the hell are the stallions at? Chris thought, confused.

He looked everywhere and didn't see a single man. NONE. He felt confused to why the stallions weren't here. But he decided to put in the "Probably just late" Reason folder that was in his head. An even weirder fact was now Chris was smelling something weird, that smelt pretty good and delicious. He thought it was candy or food, And couldn't wait to eat. He didn't even get the chance to eat even when they left. So Chris was really happy to finally eat something. He really hoped it was a candy bar, so he could suck on it or something. He could smell apple's the most, And he put that under the "Apples are food as well." Folder in his brain. Chris was happy that there was apples, He knew that he was going to eat them apples. And eat them quick and slow. (The innuendos are so strong right now XD.)

He noticed that the other 5 mares were sitting in a booth waiting for him, When Chris saw Aj she smiled really happily. More then Chris thought she would that's for sure.  Chris looked at the other mares at this party.

He saw Lyra, Bon-Bon, Derpy, Vinyl and Octavia. They were all here! Which made Chris shiver in displeasure, But he rolled on ahead and looked at the 5 ponies that were waiting for him and AJ.

Rainbow was giving him a strange smile, Rarity was giving him a polite smile, Fluttershy was hiding behind her pink mane shyly, Pinkie was giving one of her signature smiles and Twilight had a note and pen in her magic with a educated smile on her face.

Chris already knew he was going to be asked questions, so he gulped.

Then Pinkie said, "EVERY PONY START THE PARTY!"

Then things went down. The moment Chris sat down between Aj and Rainbow, Music was blaring, girls were dancing and everything was happening. Chris noticed that Twilight asked Rainbow to move and she flew over to Fluttershy so Twilight could sit by Chris.

Aj Was sitting To Christopher's right. And Fluttershy was sitting by Rainbow, While Pinkie was in the middle of Twilight and Rarity.

Twilight gave a pleading smile and said, "Is it all right if I ask you questions? I wasn't able to get to know anything about Earth and would love to know how Humans lived," She said to Chris enthusiastically.

Chris sighed and said, "Sure," And then Twilight *Squeed* like a little girl, and the questions began. Chris was just happy to know that Aj decided to sit by him. He was really happy about knowing that.

"How is the human Population? The hierarchy? The way Earth was like? And what kind of these did you like doing?" Twilight asked these questions and many more.

Christopher answered these questions, "Almost over 1,000,000,000,000 population. The hierarchy was like king and queens but only in certain countries, with other countries having President's instead. Earth was an old planet, had great grass and everything. I liked playing games, being lonely having social problems like now and being a single guy," at his disposal in a blunt tone.

"Where are the Princesses?" Chris asked Twilight.

"Oh. They couldn't be here. They had important things to do," Twilight replied.

After the repetitive questions, Chris said *Fuck it* and decided to talk to the other mares here.

"Do you other girls have questions or me as well?" Chris asked with a smile.

The Mane six were not expecting you to say this and Pinkie went ahead and became a little fan-girl.

"OH! OH! PICK ME PICK ME!" Pinkie said happily.

"Yes Pinkie?" Chris asked, annoyed.

"I was wondering.....do you like parties?!?!??!!" Pinkie said.

"Wellllllll, Not as mush as you. I can say that," Chris said, Chuckling.

"Oh. Ok," Pinkie said sadly.

Her hair de-poofed a little and she looked sad.

"*Sigh* Anyon- I mean, pony else?" Chris said, Almost saying anybody.

They all stayed silent, To Christopher's bemusement. Chris sighed and said something very unexpected.

"Do you have any good music here?" Chris asked, confused.

Pinkie jolted up and looked shocked.

"GASP! YOU DON'T LIKE THIS MUSIC!?!??!?!" Pinkie yelled so loudly that everypony heard.

Before Chris saw the stares, he felt his little I-pod in his pocket. He smiled and took it out. After that, he turned it on and put some good music on.

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Chris danced to this song, And he had many more. But he didn't want to irritate the mares as much as he already did. So he turned it off and noticed he was on the front stage and everything was taken off stage with only him on there. Chris looked ahead and saw every mare in the crowd.

Chris blushed and noticed they were cheering for him to do more, In fact Vinyl didn't look mad. None of them did. So, He decided why not? He put the music on, Except louder so the ponies could hear it this time. And started dancing once again. He noticed that Pinkie came into the fray and all the other ponies decided to come up and dance too.

Chris saw some ponies that were in costumes. In like, Blue costume to be specific. They almost looked like Slutty uniforms as well. Chris shrugged them off as a pony team that everypony knows and went to go change the song to something even better then the one playing.

Chris decided to put on one of his favorite songs next. It was something Mario related and he loved the song a lot.

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Chris got into this song even more, While the mares were surprised at the sudden change of the song so quickly. Chris started doing some crazy shit during this song. In fact, he was doing so many things that all the mares stopped dancing and just watched in Awe at what he was doing. It was even more interesting of how he made the song start out slow then go really quick after a certain point of the song.

Derpy, Vinyl, Octavia, and the Mane six were all cheering for Chris. And the weirder thing was the ponies in them blue latex suits were cheering for him as well, Which made him blush sadly enough.

And he hated blushing and looking shy. He hated it. A lot! And was really hating how quick his life was going. Like, what? Was is just about  7 hours ago that his home planet Earth was destroyed? Jeez. Things are going to quick for Chris and he doesn't like it. So, He thought *Let's do something different.* And left the party, with the music still going by the way. Besides, Chris really did not want to meet them mares that were in them blue latex suits.

"And what do you think your doing?" Pinkie asked.

Chris turned around and saw a sad looking Pinkie. His heart broke in half at the expression.

"I was just gonna go get some fresh air! I mean...All of this is going really quick for me right now and I ain't used to this life as I thought!" Chris replied, in a sad tone.

Chris did not want to get the mares mad, With how his head just came up to their breast....He was just really scared and trying to remember. Why did he want to come to Equestria in the first place?

"Don't worry Pinkie. It's all right, I'll go with him to make sure he doesn't run away," Aj said with a smile.

Oh yeah, Chris wanted to come here to Equestria mainly because of her.He smiled At AJ appreciatively and saw the mare wink back in reply, which made him blush for some odd reason. So, Chris and Aj went outside to have some "Fresh air".

"So...is there any reason you came with AJ?" Chris asked, frozen in place.

Aj smiled and looked at Him, "I've had mah eye on you for such a long time. Eva since the 6 test you've taken from me and mah friends you have taken, ah have just felt something towards you. And ah Loved it,"Aj said while laying down next to Chris.

She stretched and went to lay on the grass, Which made Chris blush. For at the moment, he now saw everything Aj had. Her golden hair, Her glowing green eyes, Her brown hat, Her freckles, her smile, her tail, her hooves and hands, her chest and legs and most importantly her lady bits and the boobs.

Chris was blushing hard, that he literally laid down right next to the affectionate mare and was trying to speak words of what he was seeing.

"*Sigh* Probably meeting you was the greatest moment of mah life Chris," Aj said while looking at him with loved eyes.

"Uh. Um. Duh. Uh," Chris was stuttering with that smile and blush present on his face.

Aj giggled like an angel and took off Christopher's glasses and put them right on her boob.

"Oh no! Your glasses sugarcube! Your not wearing them!" Aj said in mock shock.

Chris saw his glasses, he just didn't know if it was ok.

Chris was giving Aj a stare and he didn't know what to do.

"Go on, Sugar. Give it a squeeze," Aj said in a loved tone.

Chris got the permission, He was going to take it. He slowly put his hands on the boob, But before he could Pinkie showed up out of nowhere.

"Hi!"

"AHHAAHHAAH!" Chris said doing the "WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP" sound effect when he saw Pinkie.

"Wait! Chris! Don't for get about your-!" Before he could hear the rest of it, Chris was gone. He literally ran so far away that he couldn't hear them anymore.

And he was panting heavily at the end of it. Then Chris looked up.

And then he had a pang of realization and fear.

I can't see without my glasses, I can't see anything in front of me and I don't know where I'm at. Chris said in a nutshell of what happened.

Chris only had one thought left to say about this.

FUCK!

To be Continued.......