Warning: once you have read this, you may find yourself wishing you could unread it. If you are of a nervous disposition, or easily offended, this story is not for you. If foalcon is not your thing, then don't read this. If foalcon is your thing, then still don't read this. Don't say you weren't warned.

King Sombra is out for a walk in Ponyville and ends up in Sugarcube Corner. He can't believe his luck when Mrs Cake allows him to foalsit for the cutest little pegasus colt he's ever seen.