Man at war

My entire body felt strange as I had just fractured a spine naked and was being chased by unicorn things.My mind was constantly checking to see if this was a nightmare but to no avail, it was reality and that was a fact.While running I saw a Forrest and bolted to it they seemed to slow down then I went in and instantly regretted it there was something that wanted to eat me around every corner. The two things were flying? No they couldn't it was impossible. But then again it was my job to fly a piece of metal so maybe i could cut this world some slack for its dynamical difference in aerodynamics. Maybe it was an atmosphere of pure oxygen? If that's the case i'm boned. I got to a point where there was a bridge over a chasm to a castle an old one by the looks must be some time in the renaissance for this civilization. I had brought human technology to a place where humans don't exist at least, from what I've seen, which isn't good. I had interrupted an evolutionary timeline, My brother would have my head on a stick, hes an evolutionary scientist. When inside the castle I see that there are banners on the wall of the two things that had chased me for so long. I scoffed then put on my clothes they I still had the switchblade my dad gave me before dying a tear rolled down my face as i looked at it then i gripped it and  closed it. I also looked at the cross I had got when i was 13 then put it on. If there was a good then he sent me hear for a reason or i had died and this was ‘heaven’ though it didn't seem like it. I had my knife then and all my stuff on me then i walked out and saw a dear. When i saw it i realized i hadn't eaten in a while.I flipped out my knife crouched and crept toward it i stepped on a twig then it looked over I jumped and before i knew it, it was dead i went into primal overdrive and killed it  stabbed its eye 11 times before it died i laughed turned it on its back, prayed, and skinned it i didn't notice at the time but both the things had watched and one was about to throw up lunch, in which she did...on me. I flung my body around then up I panicked and dragged the deer under a tree and ran inside. I haven't been that pissed off since my cat pissed on me to wake me up, still trying to get the stains out. Getting inside i felt safe for some odd reason but i was far from it the one the threw up on me teleported in, no really it did. I almost had a heart attack but i didn't and ran out pushing the thing out of my way but she grabbed me in a spell thing that i still can't figure out how refusing to believe it was magic i tried to push it of but before i could i felt something hit the back of my head. I blacked out for a minute and woke up in the air i kicked at my capture then fell i instantly regretted it then the voice in my head said ‘Stupid’ “Hey I panicked.” then i realized i said that out loud and got a little embarrassed then i hit a tree it turns out we weren't too far from the trees but it still hurt like hell when i hit the ground i landed on something that broke my fall which in retrospect was better than just the ground. I ran and ran then i came to the village again this time there were ponies in the streets i quickly recognized a couple for the ones that didn't run at the site of me, only 5? I Expected less as a matter of fact I then ran left I heard one yell “Come on don't be a scaredy cat!” I stopped like a fool then started to yell back “Piss o-” I didn't get to finish for i was tackled by a blur of cyan and different colors i yelled again “You call me a coward.Its the other way around.”I then rolled and hit a tree. I pink one shot a cannon at me I jumped out of the way and threw dirt at her eyes i hardly missed i missed so bad that we stopped and she stared at me and said “Was that aimed at me?” I felt embarrassed and ran just to be tackled again this time harder and into the ground “No-pony calls me a coward!” it screamed in my ear i screamed back “Good thing i'm human then!” And rolled over punched her in the gut and ran into the village without thinking. It started raining as soon as I entered I was then grabbed around both ankles and tripped. There was a rope around my feet “Gotcha!” i surprisingly country voice said. I took out my knife and cut myself loose then jumped up and ran for the same to be down only around my arms this time I looked around and saw they had all caught up. I pulled the country one close and kicked her in the jaw pushing the rope of and yelling “I’m getting real tired of this shit now leave me alone!” The looked at me as if they had just seen a dog talk. I got a real good look at them now they were pastel colors with tattoos on there ass and large eyes. I found the ass part funny and let out an awkward “heh ’ass’.” they then stared at me even more wide eyed. I was almost tacked again but this time i saw it coming and ducked the pony stopped in mid air and turned around only for my to push it right on the muzzle. I looked at the ponies behind me they looked utterly horrified at this. A white unicorn spoke up and said out right “What are you?” Her voice trembled and i replied with “A human named…” I forgot HOW COULD I FORGET MY OWN NAME. The voice yelled at me “Alex woods dumb nut”  Oh ya Alex.” I said that out loud and then they looked at me with confusion and i ran taking my chances. I didn't get far before a yellow Pegasus thing was in my way.I yelled “MOVE” i complied and i kept running. Then i got to a tree i was tired and i needed to rest so i sat under a tree. I checked the street and saw a mint green unicorn walking to a house and let out an audible “Shit.” It heard me and saw me before i could move and i heard a squeak from behind the tree and it jumped in-front of me and in my panic I moved up and hit my head on the tree, fell then hit it  the ground blacking out.