Man at war

by Great wolf of east

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Dark, Adventure
Length: 2064

A man is flying with his wing-man patrolling the countryside but fly's right into a storm and ends up in equestria

A man is flying with his wing-man patrolling the countryside but fly's right into a storm and ends up in equestria and ends up casuing complete havoc

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-09 22:42:10 UTC

Chapter 1, act 1- A long day indeed

‘As I flew over the atlantic,in a F-5A/B, the sound of my engines could be heard, my wing man had started to dose of.

“Hey Wake up.”I shouted over the coms.

“Wha, sorry im awake.”he replied.

“Good check if theres any storms in the path.”I ordered in a slightly Irritated manor.

“Ok ok.” he replied.

As i gave the order i saw A massive storm on the horizon. I thought it was 15 miles across or more.

“Oh...Fuck well that answers that questions!”I said

We zoomed toward it i said to my wing man

“Should i pull up?”I practically shouted the questions we had only just been recruited and this was or first flight.Well only my first flight his 5th.I Had waited for an answer but all i got was...static.

“JONES!”I shouted terrified of the upcoming storm that had been looking like it could tear my engine apart.

“N...OO...KEEP”Is all i heard and i was too scared to move and there was a small voice in my head that told me to move...but i didn’t.

We zoomed into the storm the clouds so thick i couldn’t see any light.I flipped a switch then a small LED came on as i looked around.I heard a bang then we tilted to the right….WAY RIGHT.

My brain went into over drive i twisted the joystick to push the plain to the right.It didnt help.I looked behind me at my wing man...he wasnt there i screamed and as i saw the ocen aproching fast it looked surprisinly like a…”TOWN?!”I shouted then Boom it had gone dark i heard >static<”Im..”>static<”so”. Right before i crashed.

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Ponyville had had a fairly wet storm hit the town and they had a town meeting to assess the flood damage the meeting was very noisey and she was starting to get annoyed after she cleared her throat3 ponies complied she said .

“Alright everypony.”She paused to let people calm down and as soon as they did.

“Lets get started on assessing the damage-”but she was cut of by somepony screaming

“LOOK OUT!”

Everypony jerked their heads up then they scattered screaming and during the chaos twilight looked up and around the saw a metal bird? No it couldn't be was it?She stopped it only 35 feet away from the town hall in which the meeting was held.The contains of the metal thing jerked forward causing a small grunt from the inside was sompony in there she thought pegasi came bolting to the scene twilight put it down and then almost dropped from the sheer weight of the thing.Then everypony stopped.One of the pegasi talked to twilight and they concluded that it came out of the storm and they didn't know how it did because it never went in.

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I woke up on a bed a wight bed.I was in a hospital?No it was a metal bed on further examination and looking at my body i had nothing but a towel covering myself from complete exposure there was a tinted window that i could see silhouettes in.I squinted and saw Horse figures then i jumped as i heard talking from the other side.”Hello?” i Called but no answer only the creak of the door then a large horse came out and looked at me head to toe and back.I was nervous seeing as the white horse had wings and a horn then it said “Hello?”I practically jumped out of my skin.”What.The.FUCK.”I screamed then something hit me from behind and i blacked out.I woke up agein but this time in chains i yelled a primortyal scream,not a good first inpression on both or parts i jumped up the chains hadnt been to loose so i just maneged to hear a crack then pain shot up my right arm like a bullet.”AHHH FUCK MY WRIST”I screamed then looked at the wall there was a large crack in the wall.It obviesly wasnt ment to hold a human of this strength.Then i did the same with my left and “CRRRRACK”It had cracked the wall to the point were one pull would break the wall.I pulled like my life deppended on it, heck it did for all i know.And it came of both chains fell of the wall then I walked over to the door seeing the chains ment for my feet but couldnt reech me then i opened it I heard galoping horses on the other side as i pushed it open. Then Unicorns? Is that what they were i didn't know my mythology but i did know they were serious i saw my things by the side of the door i picked them up and as i did a voice far in the back of my head said “RUN” and so i did though it was to no avail they were to fast on a fours then a window came into view i ran and jumped out it shattered and to my unfortunate it was 2 stories high and there was a pony right there under me.Fortunately it braced my fall at its spine fractured under my feet.

Chapter 2- A man, a deer, and a knife

My entire body felt strange as I had just fractured a spine naked and was being chased by unicorn things.My mind was constantly checking to see if this was a nightmare but to no avail, it was reality and that was a fact.While running I saw a Forrest and bolted to it they seemed to slow down then I went in and instantly regretted it there was something that wanted to eat me around every corner. The two things were flying? No they couldn't it was impossible. But then again it was my job to fly a piece of metal so maybe i could cut this world some slack for its dynamical difference in aerodynamics. Maybe it was an atmosphere of pure oxygen? If that's the case i'm boned. I got to a point where there was a bridge over a chasm to a castle an old one by the looks must be some time in the renaissance for this civilization. I had brought human technology to a place where humans don't exist at least, from what I've seen, which isn't good. I had interrupted an evolutionary timeline, My brother would have my head on a stick, hes an evolutionary scientist. When inside the castle I see that there are banners on the wall of the two things that had chased me for so long. I scoffed then put on my clothes they I still had the switchblade my dad gave me before dying a tear rolled down my face as i looked at it then i gripped it and  closed it. I also looked at the cross I had got when i was 13 then put it on. If there was a good then he sent me hear for a reason or i had died and this was ‘heaven’ though it didn't seem like it. I had my knife then and all my stuff on me then i walked out and saw a dear. When i saw it i realized i hadn't eaten in a while.I flipped out my knife crouched and crept toward it i stepped on a twig then it looked over I jumped and before i knew it, it was dead i went into primal overdrive and killed it  stabbed its eye 11 times before it died i laughed turned it on its back, prayed, and skinned it i didn't notice at the time but both the things had watched and one was about to throw up lunch, in which she did...on me. I flung my body around then up I panicked and dragged the deer under a tree and ran inside. I haven't been that pissed off since my cat pissed on me to wake me up, still trying to get the stains out. Getting inside i felt safe for some odd reason but i was far from it the one the threw up on me teleported in, no really it did. I almost had a heart attack but i didn't and ran out pushing the thing out of my way but she grabbed me in a spell thing that i still can't figure out how refusing to believe it was magic i tried to push it of but before i could i felt something hit the back of my head. I blacked out for a minute and woke up in the air i kicked at my capture then fell i instantly regretted it then the voice in my head said ‘Stupid’ “Hey I panicked.” then i realized i said that out loud and got a little embarrassed then i hit a tree it turns out we weren't too far from the trees but it still hurt like hell when i hit the ground i landed on something that broke my fall which in retrospect was better than just the ground. I ran and ran then i came to the village again this time there were ponies in the streets i quickly recognized a couple for the ones that didn't run at the site of me, only 5? I Expected less as a matter of fact I then ran left I heard one yell “Come on don't be a scaredy cat!” I stopped like a fool then started to yell back “Piss o-” I didn't get to finish for i was tackled by a blur of cyan and different colors i yelled again “You call me a coward.Its the other way around.”I then rolled and hit a tree. I pink one shot a cannon at me I jumped out of the way and threw dirt at her eyes i hardly missed i missed so bad that we stopped and she stared at me and said “Was that aimed at me?” I felt embarrassed and ran just to be tackled again this time harder and into the ground “No-pony calls me a coward!” it screamed in my ear i screamed back “Good thing i'm human then!” And rolled over punched her in the gut and ran into the village without thinking. It started raining as soon as I entered I was then grabbed around both ankles and tripped. There was a rope around my feet “Gotcha!” i surprisingly country voice said. I took out my knife and cut myself loose then jumped up and ran for the same to be down only around my arms this time I looked around and saw they had all caught up. I pulled the country one close and kicked her in the jaw pushing the rope of and yelling “I’m getting real tired of this shit now leave me alone!” The looked at me as if they had just seen a dog talk. I got a real good look at them now they were pastel colors with tattoos on there ass and large eyes. I found the ass part funny and let out an awkward “heh ’ass’.” they then stared at me even more wide eyed. I was almost tacked again but this time i saw it coming and ducked the pony stopped in mid air and turned around only for my to push it right on the muzzle. I looked at the ponies behind me they looked utterly horrified at this. A white unicorn spoke up and said out right “What are you?” Her voice trembled and i replied with “A human named…” I forgot HOW COULD I FORGET MY OWN NAME. The voice yelled at me “Alex woods dumb nut”  Oh ya Alex.” I said that out loud and then they looked at me with confusion and i ran taking my chances. I didn't get far before a yellow Pegasus thing was in my way.I yelled “MOVE” i complied and i kept running. Then i got to a tree i was tired and i needed to rest so i sat under a tree. I checked the street and saw a mint green unicorn walking to a house and let out an audible “Shit.” It heard me and saw me before i could move and i heard a squeak from behind the tree and it jumped in-front of me and in my panic I moved up and hit my head on the tree, fell then hit it  the ground blacking out.