“Go easy on me, darling. It’s my first time, after all.”

“I don’t believe that for a second.”

“...I may have gone one or two practice rounds with Pinkie Pie before you girls arrived.”

Pinkie Pie giggle snorted. “One or two? More like five or six. Once Rarity got a taste, she couldn’t stop.”

“I knew it. Look at those fingers go!”

“Focus on your own fingers!”

“Aw, this is gonna be close!”

“Almost there, Applejack! Any last words?”

“Two.” With practiced ease, Applejack’s fingers flew across the controller, tapping the buttons in a memorized sequence. Her character on the screen lit with sudden power, caught Rarity’s character mid-strike, and finished her with an explosive blast of energy. “C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!”

Rarity’s jaw dropped as the screen flashed, proclaiming her farming rival’s victory. “I… you… how?”

Applejack tipped her hat forward, crossed her arms, and put on a cocky smirk, looking uncannily like her character’s victory pose. “Keep practicin,’ and maybe one day you’ll be on my level.”

The purple haired teen snarled in frustration and tossed her controller to the ground. “I’m going to the ladies room.” She stood, straightened her pajamas with one firm tug, then stomped out of Pinkie Pie’s bedroom, her nose held haughtily in the air.

Sunset Shimmer watched her go. “Uh… is she gonna be alright?”

“Rarity’s just a sore loser sometimes. She’ll get over it. You want next?”

Sunset nodded and made her way to the spare controller, carefully stepping over Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy as she did so.

“How is it that you’re the only girl who can massage my feet without making me go nuts?” the blue skinned athlete asked as she crossed her arms behind her head.

Fluttershy giggled as she continued to work Dash’s heels. “Just a gentle touch, I guess.”

Pinkie Pie’s phone buzzed next to her on the bed and she snatched it up to read the text. “Mom and Dad say 'hi.' Also to mind whatever Maud says.”

Sunset carefully weighed her options on the character select screen. “What, no reminder that you can’t have boys over?”

“Nah. I can have boys over if I want. Mom and Dad trust me.”

Dash’s relaxed eyes shot open and she stared incredulously at her pink best friend. “If we can have boys over, then why isn’t Flash Sentry the one currently cracking my toes?”

Sunset’s thumb slipped on the directional pad, nearly picking a character she’d been doing her best to avoid. “You like Flash?”

“I dunno if I like him, but I can say that he’s hot. I’d be lying if I said that I hadn’t thought of him at least once or twice while I was two knuckles deep.”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure we’ve all fantasized about your ex a few times.” Pinkie Pie finished her reply text to her parents and returned her phone to her side. “Applejack?”

“Guilty. I like his hair.” She cut an annoyed glance at her former enemy. “You gonna pick today or…?”

“Sorry.” Sunset smiled as she finally made her selection. “How about you, Fluttershy?”

Dash’s laugh cut off the yellow girl’s response. “I know for a fact that the only guy making this one’s panties wet is one Big MacOW!” Dash glared at Fluttershy who returned the look with equal ferocity and made a deliberate show of selecting another toe to bend.

“Fluttershy, I’ve told you already. If you like my brother, just tell him. He’s told me a couple times how cute you are.”

The demure girl blushed hotly. “Really?”

Applejack nodded before returning her full attention to the game. “Since this is your first time, I’ll be gentle with ya.”

Sunset laughed. “Who said this was my first time?”

Before Applejack could respond, she was dazzled by a flurry of special moves and energy blasts. “What in tarnation?!”

Sunset allowed a villainous smile to cross her lips like a favorite piece of clothing that had been lost in the closet for too long. “This is only the Alpha version. I used to beat Snips and Snails in the Super Turbo Edition all the time.”

Applejack was too stunned to reply as Sunset’s character finished her off in a mere fifteen seconds. “I…”

“Pinkie.”

All eyes turned to the doorway and stared at the grey skinned girl that was now peeking in. “What’s up, sis?”

“I’m going to read in bed.” Pinkie’s elder sister deadpanned. “I’ll see you in the morning… unless Rocky wants to play.”

“G’night.” The girls said together.

Maud went to close the door but paused at the last second. “Oh, and I think one of your friends is crying in the bathroom.”

Applejack cursed under her breath and stood, leaving her controller on the ground. “That girl will cry at the drop of a hat. I’ll go check on her. Rainbow?”

Dash looked up with interest.

“Waste this chump while I’m gone.”

Dash grinned and happily took Applejack’s seat as the farmer followed Maud and shut the door behind her.

“Might want to check your sodium while you’re out there.” Sunset called after her. “Because you seem a little salty.”

The door cracked open just wide enough for Applejack’s raised middle finger to make its presence known.

Laughter rang about the room as Fluttershy joined Pinkie on the bed. “Do you think I’ve really got a shot with Mac, Pinkie?”

“Why wouldn’t you?” Pinkie stretched and popped her joints.

“Because he’s a whole year ahead. Plus I heard that Octavia had an eye on him.”

“Octavia doesn't have her eye on anything that isn’t Vinyl’s snatch.” Dash huffed.

Sunset was finding Dash to be a much more interesting opponent. “So, weird question; how does Maud know when Rocky wants to play? Isn’t he just a rock?”

The three other girls laughed. “No, that’s Boulder.”

Sunset watched helplessly as Dash’s attacks whittled her life bar to nothing. “So who’s Rocky?”

“Her vibrator.”

Sunset’s jaw dropped, both at the revelation she’d just heard and the spectacular finishing maneuver Rainbow Dash had just pulled off.

Dash let out a victory whoop and flexed her arms. “Aw yeah! Who’s the best?” She raised an eyebrow at Sunset. “Wanna go again?”

Sunset collected herself and stood. “Actually, I think I’m gonna go check on Rarity and AJ.”

Dash shrugged. “Suit yourself.” She let her gaze drift over to Pinkie. “Got any new movies?”

“I think the new Daring Do parody is in the DVD player.”

Sunset scoffed as she headed for the door. “Those parody movies are always terrible. The one about the haunted house made me want to play in traffic.”

“You just have to be in the right mind-set, I guess.”

Sunset shook her head and closed the bedroom door behind her. It was only a few steps down the hallway before she reached the bathroom door. She raised her fist to knock, but a strange sound made her freeze.

Was that… a moan?

And a giggle?

“You are just too easy sometimes.”

“What do ya mean?”

“All I had to do was pretend to cry and you came running. So chivalrous…”

“Yeah, but part of me knew you were plannin’ on jumpin’ me. You’ve been givin’ me the eye all night.”

“Truth be told, I wanted to drag you away the moment you arrived.”

“What stopped you? I doubt the others would’ve cared.”

“It’s not them I’m worried about.”

“Sunset?”

“Indeed.”

“Are you kiddin’ me? She’s been rarin’ to go since she first found out about all this.”

“Still, I’d hate to rush things. Half the fun’s in the chase after all.”

“Hard to chase somethin’ that wants to be caught. Anyway, I was gonna head this way in a while anyhow.”

“Why’s that?”

“Figured I’d take a shower before things got started.”

“How thoughtful of you. Mind if I join you?”

There were no more words. Just muted laughter, the soft impact of clothes hitting a tiled floor, and the sound of running water.

Sunset swallowed hard and was shocked to realize just how out of breath she’d become. She quickly cleared her throat and headed back to Pinkie’s room. She turned the knob and tried to put on a straight face. “Rarity and Applejack might be a while. Did I miss much of the mov…?”

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were sitting side by side on the floor, their backs against the foot of the bed. Their attention was entirely focused on the television screen, currently playing host to a scene featuring a woman in what was left of an explorer’s outfit doing her best to get on the good side of a pair of jungle natives using only her hands and mouth. The two girls each had the other’s hand in their pajama pants, working each other to the tune of the scene’s moans.

Pinkie Pie grinned as she reclined back on her large pink pillows, her pajamas already gone. A bikini of whipped cream now covered each of her breasts and her pubic area. “I believe last time, you said we’d be needing whipped cream?”

Sunset nodded dumbly, moving towards the bed. She felt her mouth beginning to water and a familiar tingle down below.

Pinkie offered a smoky look. “So what’s first? Milk… or honey?”

Author's Note

Let no one ever say that I don't give you all what you want.