Victory Lap

The sun was just beginning to rise.

Maud and Trixie had vanished sometime in the night, presumably back to Maud's own bedroom.

Pinkie Pie snored lightly on her reclaimed bed, a stuffed alligator clutched tightly against her.

Rainbow Dash snored much louder as she drooled on the carpet. Her body was half wrapped in her sleeping bag and half sprawled on the floor.

Applejack and Rarity shared their sleeping bag, their bodies entwined as they slept face to face. Applejack's arms wrapped loosely around Rarity, who slept with a cat-like grin of satisfaction on her face.

Sunset Shimmer and Fluttershy gently kissed each other as they lay side by side in their pallet. They'd awoken some time ago and had been talking slash making out since then.

Sunset gazed into her new girlfriend's eyes. "If we're gonna do this, we have to eliminate any distractions."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that I don't want you making a mistake. I don't want you dating me unless you're sure there's not someone else you want."

Fluttershy considered. "And how do we do that?"

Sunset sighed as she laid back on her pillow. She stared at the ceiling as the most logical answer presented itself. "We have to fuck Big Mac."

Fluttershy was silent for a moment. "...We?"

"Did I fucking stutter?"