Maid for Me
Walkies?
Previous ChapterAuthor's Note
This one-shot somehow turned into a two-shot
. Well, I hope you guys enjoy this sequel. It's been in my head for a few days now and honestly...I like the way it turned out, but I guess that's for you guys to decide. Enjoy! ![]()
Walkies?
Shining Armor stomped around the room while Sombra just stood leaning against the bed. Why Shining was pissed, you may ask. When Shining woke up from yesterday's cross-dressing fiasco, he was rather surprised to see himself dressed up like a maid and snuggled up to Sombra. Of course Shining asked for an explanation, he was infuriated when Sombra said he accidentally slipped in a love potion in his drink last night. Sombra stated he just wanted to rekindle the fire they had together, which caused his fuming lover to shout, "WE HAVE NO FIRE, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT IN LOVE!"
Unfortunately his tirade was ineffective, because it only caused Sombra to kiss him, which made the former-drugged lover to push him off the bed. Afterwards Shining literally ripped off the dress and is now stomping around the room. He shouted to the calm former tyrant, "I can't believe you did that!"
Sombra shrugged and retorted, "I can't believe you're getting worked up over this. It was just a love potion; it's harmless."
Shining just shook his head and said, "No! I'm mad because you drugged me just to have sex with you! C'MON! How desperate are you?!"
The former tyrant glared at his lover for calling him desperate, but soon dismissed it. He simply said, "Well, you have been ignoring these past few days and I knew you wouldn't want to fu-" the captain cringed, which caused Sombra to chuckle. He continued, "Sorry, I mean 'to have sex' with me if I just asked. So, I simply thought of an alternative that's all. I didn't expect you to lose your memory though."
Shining's eye just twitched a bit. He took a deep breath and calmly argued, "You're missing the point. If I didn't want to have sex, you should've just accepted that!"
Figuring that this argument would never reach an end, Sombra walked over to his lover and hugged him, which caused said lover to be surprised. Sombra apologized, "I'm sorry. I should've known that giving you a potion was wrong. Also, I should respect your wishes."
Getting over his shock, Shining returned the hug. Wow, Sombra is actually having a change of heart, Shining thought full of hope. When the two finally let go, Sombra exclaimed, "In fact, I'm so apologetic I got you gift, because I knew that you would wake up regretting this!"
"Oh thank yo-wait, you knew this would happen!"
Unfortunately Shining shouted that to no one, because Sombra was already out of the room. So the captain just sat there fuming, waiting for oh-so-great present. Sombra came back in carrying a bag, grinning ear to ear. Shining looked at him a little confusingly, but then started smiling when he saw his present. Using his magic, he opened the bag and took out the mysterious object. The object caused his grin to turn into a frown and then into a glare. The glare then went to Sombra, who was still smiling. Shining shook his and fumed, "No! No! No! I'm not wearing this!"
Sombra walked up to Shining, wrapped a hoof around his mid-section, and whispered in his ear, "If you wear it, I won't have sex with you for the rest of the month."
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Shining walked beside Sombra, visibly irritated and with his head held down. Everypony stopped and started at the couple. Some of them laughed, while others faces turned beet red. Sombra looked down at his lover and consoled, "It's not as bad as you think."
The only reply he got was a glare, which he only laughed. Shining was thinking of a million scenarios that involved killing the sadistic king. One scenario involved a rope, train tracks, and a train with broken brakes. His thoughts got interrupted when he heard familiar voices say, "Shining Armor!?"
He lifted his gaze and saw the Mane 6 just staring at him. His face flushed and his pupils shrunk. Twilight asked still shocked, "Sombra, why do you have my brother wearing a collar?"
Sombra scoffed, as if it was obvious, "Because it wouldn't go well without the leash of course."
The only response he got was the girls still gawking at the collared captain. Sombra rolled his eyes and said, "In my opinion, I think he looks rather fetching."
Everypony bit their lip to stifle their laughter, but Rainbow Dash was the first to break out of her silence and start giggling. She chimed in, "Ha ha! Well, Shining Armor you know what they say 'every dog has his day'."
This caused the rest- as well as Sombra -to giggle at little, although Twilight was trying to keep a straight face. Applejack scolded, "Rainbow that's enough!"
The rest looked at the farm pony, full of guilt. Then she finished, "Ah mean can't ya tell he's already havin' a ruff day!"
This caused the rest to bust out laughing again, which caused Shining face to slowly turn red. The fashonista walked up to Shining, still chuckling, and said, "You know, your collar needs another accessory. Which would you prefer, a bone or a squeaky toy?"
That was all Shining could take! He shouted, "That's enough!"
It was a little silent, until dear sweet Fluttershy said, "We all don't need to be scared. We know that his bark is bigger than his bite."
Now Shining had his mouth opening in closing, as if he was a fish out of water. The ponies just continued to laugh, until Twilight walked up to her brother's side and patted his back. Until the laughing died down, Twilight announced, "Well, now that we're done with our laughing fit. I hope we all can feel a little sympathetic for Shining and his predicament."
Despite giggling at his collar, the ponies nodded, except Sombra of course. The sister sighed and continued, "Now, let's leave him so he can continue with his walk."
They nodded and walked past Sombra and Shining, except Pinkie who seemed to be deep in thought. As they were walking away, Twilight turned around and said, "Goodbye, BBBFF! Hope you have a…howling time!"
Then the onslaught of laughter returned, Shining just sighed as his face was literally redder than an apple. The girls turned around when they saw Pinkie hasn't moved. Rainbow shouted, "Hey, Pinkie, you comin' or what!?"
Pinkie then bounced up and exclaimed, "Ooo! I got one! Hey Sombra," the tyrant looked at her, "now Shining Armor really is your…bitch!"
Everypony's jaw dropped except for Sombra who got really smug. Pinkie was the only one laughing giggled, "Get it! Because Shining is a guy not a girl! Ha ha ha!"
The girls only nervously chuckled as they watched their friend bounce ahead in front of them. Before Shining could do anything, Sombra pulled him into a hungry kiss. Shining pushed him away and wiped his mouth, coughing. Sombra confirmed, "Pinkie's right, you are my bitch."
Shining growled, but didn't do anything. He knew Sombra wanted to scold him and Shining wasn't going to give him that pleasure. No matter badly I want my master to beat me, Shining only flushed at his dirty mind.
