Too Much Randomnessby xluferxChapters(The crazy Arc). Indeed good stuff my fiend/friend!(The crazy Arc) Prepare thy...confetti?(The crazy Arc) Always read the manual (The crazy Arc) Reforms, reforms everywhere!(The crazy Arc) Leave no men behind(The crazy Arc) Behold the carrot of the wise guidance! Part 1(The crazy Arc) Damnation! or is doomanation?.....Is this even spelled correctly?(The crazy Arc). Indeed good stuff my fiend/friend!“So… you know, have the ‘good’ stuff?” “Indeed stranger, have a look at the –“ “Not that stuff, I mean the ‘good’ of ‘goooood’ stuff” “…I believe I know what you are looking” Zeppelin Sullivan has a problem, but not ‘that’ kind of problem if you believe, but is a problem that came with his heritage; which means said problem wasn’t his fault. He never asked and cared about his mental issue, he just shrugged it off by taking a certain medicine from the other side of the world, which by his luck didn’t have to pay anything for it for the reason that was an experimental medicine from Asiatic scientists who found interest on his problem. Omitting that part; he passed his life smoothly to say at least, except for the days when he accidentally forgot to take his medicine. However today was one of those days when he actually ‘forgot’ to take his pills, who are we lying? He did on purpose because the COMICON was that day and he thought that going in such brute state would turn him into the center of attention; which he actually became the center of attention but in the bad but really bad way. Results he literally got kicked out from the con and banned till the last day and the next 3 COMICONS, in the bright side he can use the costume when he is allowed again and it was a good one and also cheap; consisting in a complete set of black tuxedo and a complete green sky mask with a big question mark on it. He represented the option in every single fight games that existed, the box that only the experienced players or the brave ones used, the option that gives you the advantage of surprise in certain games. The Random character. “GOD DAMMIT, I SAID THE GOOD OF GOOD BUT THE GOOD OF THE REAL GOOD STUFF!! IS THAT HARD TO ASK?!” he didn’t even care if he actually said it correctly. The merchant became irritated by his next ‘client’ behavior but he was a patient man; after all every single one fell into his trap. Though he never in his existence expected what Zeppeli had stored in mind or what his instincts told him to do. *SMACK* The merchant lay unconscious on the floor after receiving a full powerful blow from Zeppelin who aftermath immediately began to search for his good of good but the good of real good stuff inside the big backpack that the incapacitated merchant had on his back, item after items were scattered around them, gloves, plushies, swords, shields, helmets smaller backpacks and the list goes on; but he stopped his small ‘research’ after finding a completely normal stick not longer than his forearm, the stick was so normal that zeppelin got an itch from it followed by a session of cursing. The stick rose with the help of his strength and pointed to the obscured sky. “The stick of truth is mine! May the power of the truthfulness accompany in this journey through the dangerous streets of this fair city while the lies scream in agony when I pass around them” ‘Lol’ He even was surprised for his behavior yet that didn’t stop him from giving a manly giggle; but when he glanced the body of the strange guy cosplaying the merchant from Resident Evil 4 he began to wonder if he will call the police though it will matter little thanks to his condition; but he should be carefully with that or he might end in an asylum for the better. “If you are the merchant from Resident Evil 4 then you will come back and be like nothing of this happened….BYE BYE!” By sprinting away he left the place, his ‘purchase’ might attract unwanted attention after all. But something strange; something that was not common in a city, something that could even question his sanity! FOG! Zeppelin didn’t stop but became cautious with every step he gave despite he was running, the fog was too deep that he could only see himself and nothing more; the rest around him was white as clouds. With the stick on hand he went forwards never holding back. After a while his surroundings started to get clear; the fog began to slowly fade allowing to his eyes get a better view but something was not in its place. For starters, the white color slowly was replaced by a light tone of green that become stronger every passing second, Zeppelin was confused and really confused but also felt a bit worried because he theorized that his mental problem become worse than before; making him to double the pace for get his medicine fast. But then he stopped abruptly, like his feet got glue to the pavement or better said, grass? He was standing on a vast field of grass, his right hand attempted caress his hair with combined shock and confusion, but you heard right attempted. His hair was gone, his hand only felt his bare skin. ‘Feels like baby’s butt’ “…” ‘FEELS GOOOOOOD’ “I need my pills, like right now” He was shocked at first but after while he played along with everything, after all he didn’t take his pills so what was happening to him and around him was definitely work from his mental condition, though he couldn’t complain much; the view around him was pretty nice. “I will need help” It wasn’t the first time that he experienced something like this; when he was a kid usually his brain started to recreate a whole new world around him of whatever thing possible the last he could remember was when his entire class instead of boys and girls were…something different , in other words his classmates looked anything but human. So any strange thing that moves is defiantly a person, and when he explain his situation they will help him unless is a hooker or a mugger; either way he might receive help. The time passes and he kept walking on the grassy field without a clue or where he is or where he wants to go, also he didn’t find anything to interact with except of the stick of truth that is doing what do best, being a wood stick on hand. However he found a dirt road; so he guessed that it could be another street, though he was before in other and didn’t see a road at all. Still he was searching for help so facts like that can be questioned later when his brain is functioning correctly till then nothing is true, everything is relative. The dirt road felt real to him, every step make the sound when a foot pass over it; but still his answer for anything that resulted strange was his problem, most of the time was his answer for almost anything. “What’s this?” Sullivan stopped when a small piece of paper collided with his face and stayed there like it was glued to him unless he removed it, which he did seconds later. His face contorted into a frown when he noticed that the paper have written something on it but the words were small for him, moving closer to his face he began to read and surely he never expected the text contents to be directed to him so bluntly. You Fucked up man, Nobody and I mean NOBODY can disrespect the merchant and get away with. Your actions must be punished. Zeppelin was confused to say at least, he technically made a enemy that might or not be powerful. But while he was deep in thought or attempt of thought he didn’t notice the paper start to glow with intensity. “Well… Shit” “…” But nothing happened, the paper’s reason to glow with such intensity that appeared to blow up on hi his face was to deliver another message but with bigger words. Prepare – “I have no time for this weird shit” Seconds passed, seconds turned minutes as minutes passed, and minutes turned more minutes, and those minutes from minutes passed and Zeppelin Sullivan didn’t find anybody around just the same dirt road that seemed endless and a average sized panel with “Wait, panel?” Indeed, from afar he caught the form of a panel which also seemed to have big words to point something of importance or just common publicity for some fake or shitty product. But for his surprise it wasn’t neither, instead there was a name….a terrible one. “Ponyville” “OMG, that pun couldn’t be any worse” He stood there in front of the panel, reading over again trying to forget the terrible pun, yet that was a terrible but terrible method to forget something. “Umm…excuse me?” Said a feminine voice from behind Our friend finally found somebody; maybe is the other way around but at the end is the same; his objective had been complete so he could start with the second point of his personal quest to reach his department for receive his proper treatment and forget that the world around him ever existed, including the small pastel colored pony in front of- ‘Wait…What?’ Zeppelin immediately moved his gaze downward and surprisingly he wasn’t all that surprised to find a purple unicorn staring at him with curious but wary purple (a tone of purple honestly) pair of eyes. It had been repeating the same excuse over and over again, but his brain had created things stranger that a talking pony that obviously is a chick that saw him and became concerned about him. “At least is not talking fruits” “Well…Hello there! I was hoping if you could help in calling a taxi for me or at least tell where I could find the nearest cop station before something bad happens to me, if you wouldn’t mind of course” Twilight Sparkle was rather confused at the sudden request, he…yeah it was defiantly a him for the tone of the voice that he poses, still he was unknown to her and her scholar knowledge about inhabitants of Equestria and also the world. ‘Maybe a different kind Minotaur?’ She asked to herself and began to wander her mind for information that might be useful so she could deal her current situation better, but she forgot the fact that she ignored was ignoring him. ‘Still there were no records about a minotaur without a hint of horns or green fur even less has a question mark on his face.’ “Hey I’ve asked a question. HELLO?” “Oh! Excuse I was deep in thought” Twilight gave a faint blush of embarrassment, staying deep in thought was something that usually happened to her. “Well regarding about the taxi it might not be possible because their routes doesn’t go this far and about the cop station, I just don’t understand what are you implying. But I should assume that you refer the Royals Guards?” She never noticed that she was left alone meanwhile she was giving her answer. Zeppelin walked away when she said that taxis couldn’t reach his location because it was plainly stupid, he also overheard that she didn’t know what a cop station was. “God dammit, I had to stumble with a chick high on drugs! “ “Me and my fucking luck I guess.” “…” “Great” The layer of fog appeared once again and surrounded him but only for a fraction of time, and he was in other placer; instead of being surrounded of a field of grass and waling on a dirt road he was standing between lots of small houses of medieval appearance. But he didn’t care at that moment; his focus went to the something that felt strange and weird on his hand where he held the stick of truth. Said hand was brought to meet his gaze and like the paper it became shiny tone of white, and the light began to slowly devour his hand. “OH SHIT!” Like madman he began to desperately shake his hand and his voice obtained and high pitch or squeak. But the light now was on his arm. “AHHHHHHH” Circles of foot prints were made by his own feet. And his entire arm was gone, but it didn’t left there, oh no, it began to enveloped his torso. “MERCIFULL GOD!” Without a second thought he began to roll like a barrel on the ground staining his formal suit but the fact mattered little to him. His body became pure light and it kept going to his head. “ GAME OVER DAMMIT!” Then was darkness. *Moments Later* After the small commotion caused by him, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash were both looking at his sleeping form. “So what do you think Twi?” Said the Cyan pegasus ‘Give me a Y’ “I don’t know Rainbow, but he just seemed so… random when I first saw him” The lavender unicorn said with half closed eyes as she gave a preliminary look. ‘Give me a O’ “Random? That’s not a word I would hear from you” A surprised Rainbow Dash replied ‘Give me an L’ As response Twilight brought her right hoof in a thoughtful manner “You are right…. he is… unpredictable…. Yeah now it sounds better.” ‘Give me an O’ Rolling her eyes Rainbow sent another inquire “So what should we do with him?” ‘What does it form?’ “I already wrote to the princesses about this, hopefully she knows what he actually is or at least will know how to manage the situation” “YOLOOOOOOO!!” Zeppelin Sullivan without any kind of warning shot upwards, he felt realized. He felt awesome, incredible, powerful, happy, he felt a completely new man. Every single thing just vanished from him, just like that. Gone. Poof. Arrivederci. Meanwhile both ponies were surprised by him at first, his outburst came from nowhere; they would be lying that they hadn’t prepared themselves mentally if he suddenly would become hostile but those thoughts died down when he stayed with a raised arm like a minute or two without moving an inch. Rainbow looked at Twilight with a confused face, same did Twilight. Both shrugged and began to make out on the spot. *Dammit wrong script* What really happened was that Rainbow got closer very cautiously at the immobile form. “I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE IN RACING YOU RAINBOW PEGASUS” He suddenly shouted confusing even more at Rainbow Dash without first giving her an almost heart attack. “READY SET GO GO GO GO!” And he sprint away leaving two very confused ponies behind. As the competitive pony Rainbow is, she shook the confusion moments later “OH YOU ARE ON!” And she left her friend behind while she caught up with her challenger, not leaving a chance to Twilight to warn her. The new Zeppelin turned his head back and saw how the Pegasus was getting near for every step he gave. His focus returned to the road ahead and became slighty serius. “Random cube of speed!” He shouted with all his might. From within the air a black cube with a white interrogation mark materialized in front of him only to be destroyed by his fist, the fragments immediately lunged at him and began to expand at the touch of his skin. Rainbow was almost at his side by then. She was so focused on wining that she didn’t see how his form began to drastically change, from how tall he used to be now he has the size of a foal, also all his limbs shortened drastically. She only turned to see her adversary when she heard a powerful sound that had resemblance to the roar of a wild animal of the everfree; and she surely got a surprise at seeing his adversary new form. “TO THE SKY WE GO!” And once again Rainbow was left behind by a trail of smoke in direction towards the blue sky, how her pride was on the line weird things such as that will not distract her. “Enough of warming, this is serious now!” So she doubled the effort that she gave in her flapps and followed him in direction towards the blue sky. “Rainbow wait!” But she was late, Twilight Sparkle was left behind by a trail of smoke and a rainbow one. Author's Note Wow it turned a whole 360 grades of diference from what I had in the sketch but honestly i like this way even more than the original. As I said, this is the real displaced fic that I have, the other is a shame honestly. I know is confusing but it was made on purpose because all will be explained in later chapter, or better said after *spoilers** spoilers* ^o^ :3 And just to let all of you know this happens before twilight coronation but will happen soon anyways. PD: Shovel knight is fucking awesome!, Best game I could have ever played -Lufer out! (The crazy Arc) Prepare thy...confetti?Her wings were aching and small trail of tears were formed thanks by the speed she was going, but something was for sure she was winning the race despite the trick he pulled off back in Ponyville; when her pride was on the line she will never fail. Obviously she was winning the race because without her knowledge she didn’t have and adversary anymore, he pretty much had to ‘forcefully retreat’ from the race for lacking the necessary resources to keep going. In other words he was pretty much falling to his imminent dead. And the worst of all, he didn’t seem to care in the slightest. Where was his subconsciousness of logic? It appear we will never know until is said. However ran out of fuel wasn’t all that bad for him, furthermore he was liking it so far; it felt like doing skydiving but with the exception that there was no parachute this time, making it more extreme and at the same scarily awesome. ‘Should I care?’ ‘Don’t worry about the fall’ ‘Yeah you will end fine’ ‘Okay!’ He noticed from the distance a castle on a mountain which looked inspired from a girly fantasy world, also he noticed that he distance between the two was less every second. ‘This will not hurt…at all’ Miles away. Meters away! Centimeters away!!! INCHES AWAY!!!! And he was right, it didn’t hurt. Unlike expected the castle wasn’t damaged, not even a brick from the roof. It may be exaggerating but a small fissure cannot be considered as damage to a building. Besides he kinda bounced after he impacted the roof and ended standing on his small feet. “Yo” For reason he needed to search for a window, a big or wide one but enough to cause a commotion to whoever were there. We walked in circles, then triangles followed by square, and several others until he found what he was searching for. It was wide and big, it was shiny and colorful, and it best feature it had funny images made by several smaller pieces of other glass of other color. Without hesitation he tossed his small body through the window shattering it on the spot, when he made contact everything around him slowed down on his mind played the scene when all his surroundings were completely white and the only color were the shattered glass and himself, the only missing thing there was a faint but shiny tear to complete the scene. Is sad to know that when he tried to play the scene on his mind he already reached the floor, and brought the attention to everybody who was inside the room which he just broke in. Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, was having a normal day at her throne room, once in a while a new topic to initiate a conversation with her guards stationed beside her but at the moment there was none. Reading was the best option for her to pass time before another petition comes to her or maybe another friendship report from her faithful student , or even better a cup of tea with biscuits might help her pass the time (as well to gain weight). However she wished for something to occur to replace the boredom. *Crash* She didn’t expect her wish to become true even less by destroying a expensive mosaic from her windows. “RANDOMNESS!” She and her guards included brought a wing or a hoof to protect their eyes from the blinding light that happened seconds later. Celestia didn’t recognize the type of magic that whoever was using; it was jumpy but unpredictable and also chaotic, some resemblance with Discord’s magic but in vaguely kind of way. When her eyes didn’t felt threatened by such powerful light emanating from where used to be one of her favorite’s windows, her right wing stopped covering both of her eyes allowing them to a unique form. “An interloper in our throne shall not be tolerated!” He half shouted, half said. I was an understatement that Celestia would be confused at this unexpected developments of events, first one windows is shattered beyond repair, a powerful light make itself know and then a strange bipedal creature appear claiming that her throne is his, his because the tone of his voice was defiantly male. However putting the confusion aside, he actually broke some laws for those simple things and those crimes didn’t go unnoticed by her guards who were getting closer to him with cautious with a serious expression. “Begone from my fabulous regal self if thou will not bow before thy rightful ruler!” Somehow the long red cape of his back was gently blowing with the wind, without the help of the wind. “Sister we heard commotion and we came as fast-“ The princess of the night appeared right next to her sister by a teleportation spell, but she stopped at mid sentence when her eyes saw the newcomer or unwanted guest. The unwanted guest or newcomer stared back at her. And a stare battle began, but it ended too fast to be considered one. “We accept you challenge valiant knight” Both golden hands put a grip on his weapon and changed their position making him look ready to attack when his new adversary prepared herself to engage him in glorious combat, such action made the guards jump in surprise believing that he was referring to them. Luna eyes widened slightly but not in the surprised manner, it was difficult to describe more like a happy manner but not that kind of happy a bit more twisted maybe; like when you thought that there was no more extra cake but you found the knife which was used to cut the cake; mostly like that. She would be lying that her warrior spirit has disappeared from her, furthermore after her return she polished her sword and asked fair duel against the captain of the Royal Guard who was defeat in mere seconds; making her feel proud and also disappointed. Proud of herself for didn’t lose her skill with the sword but disappointed because before her banishment the captain would endure a couple of seconds more against her. With a proud smirk her horn flared with magic and covered her entire body with it, the process was fast and when the magic stopped she was in her old battle armor and her trustful sword with a crescent light blue moon as shaft. “We might have been gone for a considerable amount of time but we will not be bested at combat.” “We will fight with all our might this very day” He said using a stronger grip on his royal regal weapon. “PREPARE THYSELF!” Both shouted in synchronization. But the metal clashing noise never came; they weren’t even close to each other because both of them were being restrained by the powerful magic of Princess Celestia who was surprised but also upset with her sister behavior and the newcomer but mostly with her sister’s attitude. “Luna! This is not the way you should behave” Celestia’s expression expressed how upset she was, then her face turned to the other side and prepared to shoo our valiant knight who only wanted a fair duel. “And you leave our castle before I get angry” But to her surprise both of them broke free from her magic and ignored what she just said to them. Each fighter went to their respective place and waited for the other to make an action, meanwhile they studied the adversary who was in front searching for any spot that could be used as some kind of advantage. But Luna was to proud of her abilities and sword skills that let her mouth freely speak “We can make this more appealing” “Enlighten us” His reply came fast With another arrogant smirk she let her pride (arrogance) get better of herself “If we lose thou shall get the throne by thyself, but if thou loose you will leave our land and relinquish your title as knight” Celestia didn’t interfered this time because her mouth was agape like her guards for what she just heard and also happened. “We agree to thy terms” Not a single sound was heard until the warrior princess of the night made the first move. “I CANNOT BELIVE THAT YOU LOST EQUESTRIA AGAINST CONFETTI LUNA!!! Shouted a very angry ex-ruler of Equestria “CONFETTI!” “THOSE CURSED THINGS WERE DEADLY SISTER!” Quickly replied the defeated ex-princess of the night who her shape wasn’t bad but she was covered in colorful confetti specially in her long ethereal mane. “LUNA CONFETTI IS MADE OF PAPER!” “Your highnesses?!” Another voice was inserted in the angry rambling of Celestia against his (stupid) sister. “Hello my faithful student, we apologize for the sudden appearance but we are in the need of your help” Without Twilight noticing Celestia brought a hoof down to hit her sister on the back of her head. Author's Note Sorry I couldn't resist -Lufer out! (The crazy Arc) Always read the manual (The crazy Arc) Always read the manual Three ponies and a baby dragon were inside the library of Ponyville, the ponies were finding comfort in the two sofas provided by the host Twilight Sparkle who was in front of her guests; Celestia and Luna, because their title as princesses of Equestria was lost against the ruler sovereign of Equestria King Knight who won fairly the kingdom by defeating Luna in a duel with confetti; weapon which Celestia cannot hold her rage longer against the idiocy of her sister and not only give her a piece of her mind but also a good disciplinary actions. “So let me get this straight..” Twilight pondered the new information acquired but still was difficult to process “you lost Equestria against confetti?” Celestia inmediatly interfered at that inquire from her dearest student “ The word ’you’ sounds like plural Twilight” With very disapproving eyes combined with anger she looked directly at her sister “Because we perfectly know who is the only responsible of this outcome” “WE ALREDY TOLD THOU THAT CONFETTI WAS DEADLY!” Luna pointed at her sister with frustration in her voice. “BUT CONFETTI?! LUNA IT WAS CONFETTI!!!” Both frontal hooves went upwards as she shouted to her sister not being able to contain her anger towards Luna any second more, her nerves were at the edge of losing control. And Twilight was witnessing the moment that she never expected to see in her entire life; watching her mentor a pony that never lost her composure against anything and always was caring and motherly is right now at the edge of to turn into a mass of fire. “GO AND FIGHT HIM THEN!!” “NOWDAYS VIOLENCE IS NOT AN OPTION LUNA!!” And a childish discussion between two mad sisters began. Twilight wasn’t shocked but her mouth was hanging there at the development of events in front of her very eyes; she didn’t want to interfere but he needed to stop them somehow or their discussion might turn a bit heated and her book will be victims of the collateral damage. And our dear baby dragon friend came with a plate with three cups filled with tea while he was wearing his apron which have inscribed in it with big words ‘KISS THE COOK’, arriving next to Twilight he noticed that Twilight’s jaw was hanging open causing him to raise an eyebrow and turn to the direction which Twilight was looking and his jaw hanged there when he saw the princesses discussing as they threw weak spells against each other. “Twilight why the princesses are about to fight?” He innocently asked. Forgetting the fact that she is a powerful unicorn Twilight grabbed the cup with of her hooves and began to drink its contents and sighed I relief knowing that she felt a bit calm thanks to the tea of her number one assistant; but moments later with her right hoof she rubbed her throat and chest in fast motion for the burning sensation coming from there as she grimaced. Spike managed to catch the falling cup before it shattered on the floor as he looked with a deadpan expression “Twilight the tea is always hot” As response she smiled sheepishly, however Spike glanced again to the princesses and saw that they were fully standing facing each other with white glowing eyes. “So what is the problem now?” Twilight opted to don’t watch her rulers fighting each other and her focus went to his assistant “Well Spike, Equestria has a new ruler” “And?” “His name is King knight.” “So…” Twilight sighed exasperated”The problem is that Princess Luna lost Equestria to him in a duel, and she was defeated with confetti” Spike’s face became blank staring at the nothingness of the space. “Well that’s a problem” However when Spike finally understood the situation the other cups of tea remaining were engulfed the magical aura from both princess, one golden colored and the other blue. “WAIT!” But it was too late for Spike warn them about the temperature and Twilight with Spike witnessed in shock how both princesses threw the hot tea to the other, in synchronization they screamed their frustration and pain only to look at each other with eyes that could kill anypony; surpassing the stare of Fluttershy. Their face was completely wet and dripping the excess of tea of their fur; however that was the last straw for both of them and their horns glowed with intensity and spells barrages were throw. The student and the assistant couldn’t believe what was happening and the words faltered them, the shock was too much that Spike hand dropped the cup and shattered on the floor. “You know?” A newcomer interrupted the state of shock “Some popcorn might combine with this.” The unicorn with the dragon turned to the left and their shock was replaced by surprise when their eyes caught the sight of the newcomer. Or more specifically the tiny form of the voice’ owner. Twilight recognized him but in a vague way, the tiny-errr-minotaur relative; yeah it makes sense in a way to her (somehow), had resemblance with the one who challenged her friend Rainbow Dash though his color were inverted, instead of having a the entire head colored of green it was black and the question mark was purple, and the upper body was green. “And you are?” The tiny minotaur relative bowed in respect with his hand at heart. “I’m Zeppelin Sullivan’s subconsciousness of logic “ And for some reason that he only knows he stroke an strange pose, he was only standing in one errr apendage; one claw (maybe) was on his forehead as the other was stretched and pointing at Twilight. That’s the best she could describe it because she doesn’t understand him, “Subconsciousness of logic?” Spike asked getting closer giving him a better look, he was smaller than Fluttershy pet but somehow his was could be heard like somepony of large size. “Yep” “From Zeppelin Sulivan? Twilight sent her question. “Another yep” “Who is Zeppelin?” The tiny manifestation stopped posing his strange pose and brought a finger to his chin striking a new pose; the thinker. Or at least something that appear to put him as somebody who thinks because how he is moving doesn’t give him that much seriousness. “Well Zeppelin is the guy that challenged that rainbow colored pony and pretty much is the new ruler of this place…whatever is it name” Mini Zeppelin began to slowly walk in circles around the baby dragon much to his annoyance “Yet I don’t understand why those two are fighting, he- errrr- me or big me won the battle fairly despite would be interesting take the role as a ruler wouldn’t be my thing if I return to my body” “I don’t get it” Twilight inserted “Me neither” Spike added. Despite he didn’t have any eyes he stared from what should be a look of ‘Are you serious?’ “To put it simply, I’m the only one who can keep Zeppelin at bay; I know that big me look harmless, crazy, silly and funny but I really but really need to return to my body or the others me will lose control and probably go into a rampage or just kill big me, and both of them are bad” Twilight used to be shocked, same with Spike but now they were terrified at the explanation of the tiny manifestation. But let’s not forget that Twilight terrified expression also came when she glanced at her house and saw that all the books were disorganized and some places had residual magic on it and then she looked at him expectantly like she hoped that he could do something before the princesses destroy her house in blind rage. “Oh, they...” Mini Zeppelin examined the situation with calm and with critical pseudo-eyes; not like Twilight who for self-defense raised a bubble shield around the three when several books flew directly at them. “I think this might work” “You think?!”Exasperation was the overwhelming feeling that was dominating the poor owner of the library. “Yep! So let me check my manual…” *Snap* From the air a small book materialized and landed on his tiny appendages. Page per page he searched with calmness inside the bubble shield while Twilight and Spike was constantly shouting at him to do not ignore them and do something. “Nope” Page changed “This neither” Next page “No” To the next one “Nah” Skipping another couple of page and maybe… “Ha there it is!” “ARE YOU LISTENING TO US?!” Twilight was losing control both from her shield and temperament. “Nah, I was trying to read and you were kinda distracting me” He said as he closed the book “WHAT?!” Mini- Zepellin threw the book and it vanished within the air to who knows where and clapped his hand together.”Let’s go!” “Up” “Up” “Down” “Down” “Left” “Right” “Left” “Right” “B” “A” Suddenly both princesses were engulfed with purple clouds, not that they noticed it because they still were focused in their little ‘discussion’ with each other. Everybody except for, Mini-Zeppelin, were looking astonished at his work when the clouds began to dissipate. Instead of two fully grown alicorn were in their places two little and very cute fillies who still tried to throw books at the other. Celestia lost her multicolored mane to a long pink mane but she still maintained the color of her coat and her cutie mark; in Luna case there was no more ethereal mane only a short light blue mane and her flank had her cutie mark. They were so cute. Celestia was the first to notice the change and all the objects around her fell to floor ans she stared completely shocked her tiny hoof. Meanwhile Luna was still blinded and attempted to use her levitation spell to throw a book to Celestia but when she realized for some reason couldn’t perform such simple spell she gave a cute war cry and charged to Celestia, by the way she didn’t noticed that Celestia was different. And a cat fight began. The library was safe. However Mini Zeppelin was watching the fight take place with attention. “You know?” Both Twilight and Spike turned to him waiting for what he was about to say. “This would be more exciting if they were older” And was Twilight turn to deliver a hit the back of his tiny head, he deserved it after all. (The crazy Arc) Reforms, reforms everywhere!A new day should have started today, but no. Today was still today and the sun didn’t moved from its actual position. And the same goes for the 5 living being inside the tree that unquestionable is a library. However inside the lively library were five careless sleepy heads, but one of them was not for long; that head belongs to our handsome and incredible beloved Mini-Zeppelin who sadly didn’t get his arms all that hunky like those super models from the magazines by giving belly rubs until he collapsed in exhaustion, but still he wanted to keep going only to hear her pur like a cute little cat. Mini-Zeppelin was between two colors. One white. And one blue. Despite the two pillo ws were really soft and comfy beyond comparison they were starting to feel quite heavy for his tastes, especially to his legs and torso combined. But Mini-Zeppelin knew better, those pillows were evil by nature and he has overstayed his welcome; it was time for him to leave the pillows alone or they will get angry. But it was too late because they began their punishment combined upon him, The situation felt like he was in front of two powerful deities and he was begging to be spared, but inside his head he heard them talking to him. “Your greed must be punished!” Blue god pillow said “You have overstayed your welcome!” White god pillow added. “Please be as soft is your softness and spare my unworthy life!” Imaginary Mini-Zepplin pleaded on his knees in front of the gods. “NAY! Despite you were unworthy to set a foot in our soft lands, our kindness and pity convinced us to allow you entrance.” “I’m so sorry! Your softness was too much for my greed to control!” Imaginary Mini-Zeppelin somehow began to cry, constant tears falling like a waterfall to the soft floor. “Your greed called for this, so we shall give it what it wants so badly!” Shouted the two gods-pillows in unison. Imaginary Mini-Zeppelin immediately saw how around him several white and blue pillows fall from the sky, and slowly but surely began to pile up around his entire body; and at that moment he knew that his greed was going to be his demise. He is going to drown in soft pillows. “NOOOOOOO PLEASE FORGIVE ME!” But two pillows god were long gone, leaving him alone to die by asphyxiation with pillows. The pillow were too heavy but soft, he loved the feeling of softness but he didn’t want to die…not like this, at least let him has some soft cute teddy bear! But it was in vain, his hand tried to fruitless get a hold of something that might help in escape of his death but there was only air around him and he only gave one muffled cry before finally sinking into the depths of the softness. Meanwhile Twilight Sparkle the prized student of the princess herself finally woke up from her mid-day slumber and gave the normally and routinely yawn as her limbs stretched for better comfort. But when her eyelids were completely open she didn’t feel like a normal unicorn mare who just awoke from a normal slumber, she felt; for some reason, like a mother. And the sight her eyes caught just increased that feeling even more, three little kids were profoundly sleeping next to her and she only could give a warm smile; Celestia always gave that same smile to her and her subjects, Twilight understood how her mentor feels now. (In a way) However the warm feeling had to wait, a big poster was on her way preventing her to keep watching the sleeping kids in her current care. Please help! Said poster was coming out between the thin space between the two sleeping ex-princesses of Equestria now turned fillies, the poster shook a lot and Twilight’s head finally realized that the one who should be there is Mini-Zeppelin! And he was calling for help! I will not make it, please tell the other mini-mes that I will miss them. And Twilight panicked at that last message. And please tell Happy Mini-me that I hate him. hahahahahaha And the panicking was for nothing, Mini-Zeppelin was being only a bothersome like he was earlier with her. However her demeanor quickly changed again at recive another message from the tiny being. If you are reading this, which means that I’m dying right now because that last one took all my oxygen by accident. TT.TT And Twilight became a living statue, between the two little princesses’ bellies occurred some erratic series of movements. And finally the movements stopped, and the bulge that it was doing disappeared like it was never there. The jaw of a certain unicorn met the floor as her face turned into an horrified expression, she just has witnessed the cruel reality of life when nature decides to take the life of a living being prematurely, before time. And the worst of all is that she was the one who put Mini-Zeppelin in that situation naively! She can hear the premises of the next day, Twilight Sparkle the prized student is a murderer, Twilight murderer Sparkle, The number one murderer, the sister of the Royal Captain’s Guard is a criminal, Element of Harmony is only a murderer, etc,etc,etc. Just so many possibilities! “Just do what Candace always does to deal with these kinds of situations Twilight.” In a hushed tone Twilight spoke to herself alone. “Well I died Thank you so much for helping me!” Mini-Zeppelin said from behind her. And true to be told, Mini-Zeppelin was right there just standing with both of his arms crossed in annoyance as he somehow stared at her with an uneasy look accompanied with the fact that he felt really pissed. However that wasn’t the case of Twilight the now shocked unicorn, who without thinking she used her magic and grabbed Celestia’s body and threw it away as a ragdoll to who knows where inside the library, Celestia who was having pleasant dreams had to forcefully wake up and before she could realize the situation which she was in her tiny and fragile cute body impacted with a meany wall. But the focus is not in Celestia, right now we only care at the lifeless body that used to belong to Mini-Zeppelin, the subconsciousness of logic has left the plain of mortals leaving in total control of Zeppelin Sullivan’s body to the other Mini-Mes, and what he told them before he abruptly parted away was going to become true; Equestria will not be prepared for this. “Youuuuuuuuu…….killeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddd………meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” “What?!” Was Twilights shocked response. “My…soul…will……” Insert drama and suspense here “HAUNT…YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” as the voice keep shouting through his vocal chords the body began to turn dust in the air, leaving Twilight behind with the recently discovered soul of Mini-Zeppelin. Twilight slowly turned to face her haunter, and her eyes’ pupils shrank in size. There was the soul of her victim; he was staring at her but with actual eyes! AND THOSE EYES WERE ON THE PALM OF HIS HANDS! BUT WHY AREN’T THEY MOVING AT ALL!? WHY ARE THEY SO PLAIN?! “Because I drew them! LOL” “LMAO!” “…” “HOLY SHIT FIRE!” And like once Big Zeppelin did before everything happened, Mini-Zeppelin was running in circles surely making Zeppelin Sullivan feel proud of his deed, just to add if Twilight wasn’t a murderer she wouldn’t mind began a new career as one. STARTING BY THIS LITTLE FUCKER! By that moment everybody who was sleeping wasn’t now, except for Luna because for being the cutest filly some force of the universe prevented her from waking up and remain in her state to please whatever entity with her cuteness. “I’M MELTING!” Mini-Zeppelin’s butt was probably long gone by now, but he still had hope to salvage his little butt if he kept rolling like a barrel without stop, but still doing the circle laps. The battle between him and the fire was tough but Mini-Zeppelin never gave up and keep attacking with barrels rolls over and over again, yet his surroundings weren’t great help to aid him to defeat the fire on his butt, slowly crawled to reach his back and legs. Mini-Zeppelin doubled his efforts in making barrels rolls even harder and fast and for his relief his actions were taking effect on the hot enemy, the burning sensation was fading and felt less…hot to say at least. Meanwhile Twilight Sparkle was getting scolded by her mentor and her number one assistant (or slave) about what she just do, and how bad that was and what if. Anyways Twilight deep inside her for the first time she didn’t care what her mentor was saying to her because what she just did to the little bastard was well deserved as it brought her too much pleasure. And that is not something that a pony like her should think. However for the luck of our questionable hero, the defeat of the fire was comlete and the quest of save his butt was a complete success, his little butt was still hot but it was affected that much to get concerned; all those facts filled him with pride and joy. “YES!!” Only to die down at the moment after he shouted in victory by an angry looking lunar filly, despite she has her magic was weakened that didn’t prevent her to still cast spells which she have already learn, though they were a weakened version. “Really?” Annoyance in his voice was clear at seeing a small flame slowly growing where the first fire was defeated with valiant effort. Mini-Zeppelin only walked to the nearest couch and with a good jump he was on it and sit like a normal person would sit, though judging by his size he was on the edge of it. He glared at the lunar filly with the fake eyes which he drew on the palm of his hands but this time those painted eyes had a pair of angry brows. “THOU AWAKO US WITHOUT OUR CONSENT !” Her small hoof pointed at the responsible as she came closer using the three legs which were not being used to accuse somebody in specifically. “THOU MUST FACE PUNISHMENT FOR SUCH TRANSGRESSION!” Little Luna was right at front of him, yet if we didn’t count the fact that the couch was taller than her, so probably it should be said that she was below rather than front of him. Anyways Mini-Zeppelin didn’t waste the opportunity and when Luna was within his reach he jumped from the couch and perfectly landed on Luna’s back and without wasting time he got a good grip on her short mane getting the much expected reaction from the little cute ex-princess of Equestria. As an angry bull which saw the color read, young Luna began her quest to throw off the weight of Mini-Zeppelin from her back and then make him pay for such disrespect to her; she was a proud princess after all. (Or used to be) She jumped, ran in circles, thrashed her head in every direction possible even tried to use her magic, but that last one was embarrassing because it couldn’t even lift him an inch away from her. Then Luna recurred to her last strategy, her tiny wings flapped furiously and much to her disbelief she hardly managed to fly a few meters and it didn’t help her at all in her deed; furthermore she only managed to embarrass herself even more. *Knock Knock* “Yo, Twilight are you there?” Twilight ignored the two still upset kids and found the sudden event as an opportunity to relieve herself from the stress that Celestia and Spike combined were inflicting upon her, though it really surprised her how childish her mentor was acting with her like the barriers between princess and subject were shattered. “Rainbow, I thought that you were still in that race” “Yeah, I won as expected” As the arrogant mare she is she stated “Anyways when I was returning to Ponyville I was delivered a letter from the castle saying that I was designated to be the Royal curier because I was the fastest Pegasus in Equestria! Can you believe Twi, even the princesses know that I’m the fastest Pegasus in whole Equestria!” ‘And the most arrogant’ Twilight though as she gave her classical smile which a friend would give to another friend, but Rainbow mentioned the princesses so she doesn’t know what had happened when she was gone who knows where. “So as my first job as a royal courier I have to deliver you this” And Twilight grabbed with her telekinetic grip a scroll with a Royal’s seal on it. “But Ranbow what about your job in the weather factory” Twilight asked. “Well the letter also said that they already made the…things/stuff so my schedule would not interfere with my new job, with that said…Bye Twi!” And once more Twilight was left behind by a trail made of rainbow. With her magic she, without any mercy for the seal and its plead for spare its life, broke the seal in two different parts and let the scroll go down so she could be able to read what King Knight wanted to say to her personally; also it felt strange in her tummy because the only royalty she was accustomed to receive letters from was from Celestia and almost never from Luna. Twilight Sparkle, After some research the council and ourselves included we saw you as the most capable pony with the characteristics of a good leader, and for that reason you will lead the rabble of territory which you currently reside. Congratulations Twilight Sparkle, the duchess of Ponyville. Sign, King Knight & The Council And the piece of paper accompanied with the brutally murdered Royal seal fell to the floor, along with Twilight’s jaw. She was like that time she was turned into a stone by some monster of the Everfree. And our dear Spike the abused dragon came to the scene “What’s the problem now?” and noticing the brutally and unfairly assaulted paper he picked it up and began to read it as Twilight did and like her he sent it to the floor, using gravity. Now it was the turn of Luna the filly of the moon who was now calm but with the tiny difference that Mini-Zeppelin was on her back petting her, Luna would never admit defeat so it was more like an agreement that as long that Mini-Zeppelin stays on her back he must use his hands to scratch her ears, pet her short mane and give small massages to her back and Mini-Zeppelin happily complied to such request. The scroll was lifted by magical means; Luna’s power was enough to lift a piece of paper at least. And almost immediately the paper was once again on the floor with a terrified filly who has a tiny man on her back. “What’s troubling you dear sister?” The younger voice of Celsetia appeared in scene. “WE FORGOT HOW TO READ!” (The crazy Arc) Leave no men behindAuthor's Note Gonna be honest, I never felt so proud in writting a chapter. Also the crazy arc is coming to his end sadly, but this is the most crazy thing i have ever written. And I'm very proud of this. I hope you enjoy Leave a like and fav and do not forget to leave your comments below they are awesome (The crazy Arc) Leave no men behind Finally. After days the goal was achieved. The Duchess Twilight Sparkle, Celestia and Luna; who were still in their younger form, were gathered in the throne room in front of King Knight or also known as Big Me or Zeppelin Sullivan. He got up and with grace and with his golden cane on hand walked in direction to the tri, his cape flowing with the no existent motions of the air. As he neared the trumpets from above began to play their praises to him, their love, their appreciation and confetti in uncountable quantities began to rain, filly Luna hissed menacingly at the confetti that attempted o get near her and immediately was burn with her weak but cute magical powers. It was obvious that she felt a lot of rancor to it. However King Knight didn’t mind and kept walking with his grace and pride. “We approve so if you may.” He got a scroll of paper from somewhere inside his beautiful golden chest plate and showed it to the three ponies. “Please sign the contract” Celestia grabbed the scroll with her magical grip and began to read, Twilight’s only function was to be the escort of the two fillies because they were foals and foals aren’t allowed to roam the castle and much less the streets alone; she really liked her new position as the Duchess of Ponyville so there wasn’t much to complain or to make demands for change something. “What about our old titles?” Celestia asked. “The most thou can obtain is the title of Duchess, but thou shall help with the management of this fair kingdom.” The ex-princess of the sun looked at her dear young sister who nodded in approval reassuring her to sign the contract, though they will miss their titles as princesses of Equestria. Let’s not forget that Celestia is still mad at Luna for giving away the Kingdom so without her sister noticing she removed one of her feather so she could use it as a once time quill. Of course little Woona yelped at the feeling of losing one feather of her right wing. Celestia submerged the tip of the quill in ink that was floating beside the scroll. “WHOAWHOAWHOA!” Our dear Mini Zeppelin halt the entire scene. “Let’s stop here!” “We cannot rush things!! People out there wanted to know the stuff that happened on this time that you skipped for some… random reason.” Mini Zeppelin signaled the scene behind him. “This is spoilers!” “Quack, Quack, Quack!” “U right Mini-Zeppelin!” “QUACK!!!” “Okay…U right Mini-Gunther!” “Quack quack quack?” Pondering was an understanding. “Mmmm, Sadly the mystery of the quack must wait.” “Quack?” “And the Pootis too.” So our dear little random friend grabbed the reality and ripped it apart creating a dimentional rift where he tossed his body in. “WAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAA!!!!” He never expected the dimensional rift was going to be the fly of despair! And he was turned into Squidward! Squidward was falling through the Fly of Despair!!! Where is Sponge Bob and Patrick when you need them?! AND HE FINALLY ARRIVED TO SOMEWHERE “Well, here we areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu…” But when he checked his surroundings “…Shit” He was in the different somewhere. A somewhere where he didn’t belong. It was THE SOMEWHERE! “Let’s a go!” He heard from afar and at that moment his moementum was increasing. Something very fast and powerful tried to tackle him“HA!” but for his luck he managed to dodge it. “HA!” His luck only works once it seems. “Yoloooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!” He screamed as he was sent flying by the thing that charged at him, reasons unknown to him but not important. Priorities first, like his sky diving glasses despite he has no eyes. He might be logic but being random is his nature and nothing can go against nature. The speed increased and fire began to form around him, several spark of fire slowly covered his body he felt like an asteroid nearing its final destination. So to sum things up. He impacted the floor face being the primal receptor of the impact. A huge crater was formed aftermath, the surroundings were different; because smoking blue crabs are something that shouldn’t be. From the crater a hand rose, but the han d was different from what used to be. It was even smaller! Then more hands accompanied the single one that was raised. Mini-Zeppelin became even more Mini-Zeppelin and has now more brothers to play with, that‘s not a good thing?! Too many Zeppelin is great, too much logic to be comprehended. “Dammit!” They shout in unison as the finally got out of the smoking crater. Relaxing the muscles, they did. Breaths they did. And Fusion they said. In pair of two they did the sacred ritual that Akari Toroyama has created fto the supreme being in the universe, many kids tried and failed to complete the ritual; even some of them died with honor but the difference was that Mini-Zeppelin knew the secret that was hidden from the public eye. Goku is the almighty being but they also worship in secrecy to another powerful man who is unknown and only few know of his great existence. “All hail to Kenpanchi Ramassama!” And Mini-Zeppelin returned to his original small size. Both of his hands clenched into fist and were placed on his waist meanwhile his head checked once again the environment where he was transporte4d by the fly of despair. Smoking blue crabs was only the start, because there was too much green color for his tastes. “SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!” This place was the dammed somewhere where Shrek is the almighty being, this was the worst universe were he could have landed!!! That fly of despair really know how to make you feel despair. But this was no time to feel despair, this was the time to relax and pray. He looked at the rainbow colored sky that was above him and brought a fist up. “Lend me your strength Pootis!” But nothing happened; the enemy was a lot of mini ogres of different tones of green using the sacred clothes which tried to recreate the relics of clothes that Shrek wore when he was spreading his words. The enemy began to shout Shrek in unison the Shrek could intensify. But for the great relief and happiness of Mini-Zeppelin his prays were heard, from the sky a big Sandvich descend which was twenty times bigger than him, it was so beautiful to witness the greatness of the angelical Sandvich just like the stories described him, the lettuce was so fresh that the color green could not be described, the bread was so…so….so…bread, the cheese was so cheese that his words were not worthy to describe it, the tomate was in its perfect point that he could see how juicy it was, the meat was made from the most glorious cow in existence that a mouth could have ever tasted it and finally the olive at the top was so beautiful that it emanated a powerful light that blinded any heretic. Its beautiful white wings extended and the Sanvich said the wise words that would mark Mini-Zeppelin for life. “Eat me my son.” Men do not cry, They only piss through their eyes. The Sandvich considered him worthy enough to take a bit of its magnificence the dream of al his life had become reality; it was time to make the great being proud of him. “RANDOMMANATION!” (The word doesn’t even exist lol) His battle cry was signal to use his random but awesome and lubricous OP powers to turn into whatever the fate decided, luck doesn’t exist; only fate. This time his tiny body was engulfed but tons of chicks; baby chickens you pervert! In only matters of seconds the hicks left his body so everybody could witness his new form, Still in miniature size, to keep the things balanced of course. And that’s is how the saint sandvich was devoured with faith and devotion, there was a man who also allowed others to eat his flesh and blood so they could be saved from the sin, unlike him this time it was for the salvation from the monstrosity that Shrek was. Only after Mini-Owen finished the last remnants of the saint Sandvich did the Shrek follower did their move and sent him flying once again through the air but this time he exploded. The hit that received was so strong that destroyed him in to several pieces… Or that’s what they believe they did. What they didn’t know, was the fact that the explosion was only special effect for the new ability that he gained after eating the beautiful and indescribable delicious flesh of his savior which was division, now there was a battalion of Mini-Zeppelin fully standing and not really tiny ones. The original size of Mini-Zeppelin which was small but not that small to be considered a Lilliputian. The army of randomness was assembled. Together they shall fight! “RANDOM!!!!” Their battle cry had another use besides increase the morale of the troop, oh no It was a call, and invocation or a summoning for their maximum weapon for war. *BROOOM!* The land trembled, every step was an earth quake, yet any of the Mini-mes faltered; their positions remained in place not moving an inch as they glared at the enemy army. From afar the maximum weapon of the Randomness was coming; it was a combination of every possible thing in existence. It could be very big or it could become very small nobody could tell the truth and the nature of it. The wait was short. The Randomanator has arrived, the killer of all seriousness is here to bring some randomness. However the Shrek followers were not idle and waited for the fate to decide their destiny, immediately they began to dance in synchronization, they looked like only one being moving there was no fault in any of them; as they danced they called for their maximum weapon and savior. “This is my swamp.” And Shrek came flying and tackled the Randomanator to the ground, the battle for the control of THE SOMEWHERE has begun. “Mini-Zeppelin!” The original Mini-me was stopped from leading the initial charge, “This is not your battle.” Original Mini-Zeppelin was stopped for two Mini-Zeppelin who had placed their hand on his shoulders ensuring that he could not move further. “But I must fight!” He retorded sounded rather angry. The others shook their head. “No, you must return you already have your battle in our somewhere.” “I will not abandon any you!” Manly tears began to form, what the other him were saying was something that he couldn’t do; it was not right. “You won’t,” The one ho had his hand on his left shoulder reassured him “ We will always be here with you” The placed which he signaled was his heart. Original Mini-Zeppelin was stronger enough but what he said to him was just to much for him to endure, he hugged them and weep on their chest. They shared a very warm and sad moment together in the middle of the battlefield. “Is time.” The three Mini-Zeppelin used their randomness and together grabbed Original Mini-Zeppelin and threw him in direction to the dimensional rift that just appeared above them. “I will tell your story!” And that was last thing what they heard from Original Mini-Zeppelin. His vision returned. “Uh?” “Oh, great! You’ve finally woken up.” Twilight exclaimed. He moved his head side to side so he could check his surroundings, it was indeed the library; residence of the purple unicorn. “What happened?” H e asked as he rubbed the back of his head. “Well little Luna knocked you out by accident when she discovered that she couldn’t read, but don’t worry you weren’t out for long and she is really sorry about it.” Said Twilight with a smile on her face. “So everything was a dream after all.” He muttered with a sad voice, a very sad drepressed voice. The unicorn raised an eyebrow, “What?” “Never mind.” Then he somehow yawned as he stretched both of his arms popping a few bones from his back. “If you say so.” She was still unsure about what he said but she can worry later there was things to do first, like packing! “ When you feel better please go upstairs and help me with packing my things because I’m moving to another place.” And Twilight left him all alone in the first floor of the library. “A dream eh?” Honestly it felt too real and the emotions, the tears and even the hits were too real but then appearing in Twilight’s house and that he just woke up from a dream was too much randomness, he was the logical part of Big me or Big Zeppelin; it was his function to always try to explain things and the best explanation was that everything was a dream; even if that truth hurt him a lot. “POOTIS.” His head shoot up, he looked to his surroundings in search of the source of the pootis. “POOTIS” This time the source was just below him, on his chest pocket to be exactly. A fast as he could possible go his hand went to said pockect and searche inside it, finally he pulled out a small pieace of paper and brought it closer to his pseudo eyes. Gimme Dat Booty He looked up, he visualized the roof as the sky that he used to see a time ago. He was happy. The story will be told to the future generations of the Mini-mes, so they would not be forgotten. (The crazy Arc) Behold the carrot of the wise guidance! Part 1Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.(The crazy Arc) Damnation! or is doomanation?.....Is this even spelled correctly?The aftermath of the war of 4 minutes ended as expected with no wining side; the responsible were each one at a different place inside the battlefield for the needed recovery. The war put at risk all the books of Ponyville as 3 civilians but one of them not so innocent as he was expected to be. And the cherry of the cake of these misfortunate events was that Equestria was ruled by the fabulous and incredible awesome King Knight with his shiny golden armor and his incredible beautiful cape; yet the quest of our Mini-Zeppelin to regain control of Big-Zeppelin (King Knight) is still incomplete and must be completed as fast as possible! “Please do us moaaarr!” The voice of a little filly faintly and cutely pleaded for her perpetrator to keep going and never stop. Mini-Zeppelin in the other hand was beginning to feel tired for using both of his tiny hand to rub the tummy of Luna the little ex-princess and ex-co-ruler of Equestria. The rhytm he ws using was so hard to maintain that he felt that when she falls to her slumber he will defiantly have arms like a hunky man, so he could show off to the others mini-me. However near him the faints snores of Celestia the sleeping filly who unfairly lost her kingdom were heard and made him suppress the desire to go with her and give her another belly rub, but he has a princess to pet. “Twilight when is she going to sleep?” He looked at her, is still hard to her to tell if he is loking at her because he has no eyes yet he knows where everything is and everything around him looks and that sole fact sends her creeps to her spine. “Twilight come on! My tiny hands are starting to feel sore!” And she was back to the real world. “Well according to the book, when a foal has his or her belly rubbed around 10 minutes he or she will fall asleep.” Twilight said as she looked at the pleased filly at the hands of Mini-Zeppelin, she was internally struggling to don’t grab her with her magic and give her a hug for being so adorable and the same was for Spike. Little Luna was flapping her little wings ans her legs were constantly moving like she was trying to trot, even they loved how her small tongue was out. However they already succumbed for the adorableness when Celestia was in that position, and gave her too many kisses and pet names. “I have been doing this like 15 minutes!” He half-shouted making everybody who wasn’t being petted or was petting to turn to the sleeping form of Celestia who her ears twitched and sigh of relief escaped their lips knowing that she still remained asleep, anyways they send a dirty look to the responsible. “Sorry, but seriously I feel no arms now” Spike looked at the cute form of filly Luna and when he saw her cutie mark he came up with a possible reason. “Maybe it because she is the princess of the night” Everyone turned to each other and nodded saying that is a reasonable explanations. “Well I will be dammed” Mini-Zeppelin muttered as his hand felt like they were just set ablaze causing him to scream internally from both pin and adorableness. Anyways he called for Twilight who was behind him “Can’t we just knock her out?” Twilight’s jaw fell to the floor at hearing such question, she couldn’t believe that he just asked that and even worse to even think to harm two cute fillies who didn’t any harm…well much harm. So as response she grabbed a magazine which luckily for her was near and softly hit him on the back of his head. “No, you did this so now take responsibility of your actions.” The hit annoyed him and secretly insult her, little Luna was happily receiving the belly rub ans stared at the spot where his hand were moving without stop, and he didn’t want to stop because it felt really nice but both arms and hands were screaming at him otherwise. ‘I’m sorry but please arms become hunky!’ And so he doubled his efforts in the belly rubbing as he screamed feeling how the calories inside his muscle were burning. Six painfully and cute minutes later Luna was finally defeated by the power of the belly rub. “I feel so sore man” Mini-Zappelin was staring at the roof ahead, with arms sprayed like they have no life in them, he couldn’t use them for anything not even for move his miserable pinkie finger. Yet he had using one of the best pillows in the whole existence, it was too soft for be true and it was constantly rising and decreasing making the experience of resting on it unique and sometimes he giggled because he would be tickled by it. The pillow has to tones of blue, but he’s resting on the darker part. Twilight rolled in her and shook her head as she warmly smiled, seeing Mini-Zeppelin huddle in the princess belly like a pillow was a cute sight, glancing at her young mentor an idea entered her mind that she couldn’t resist. Carefully she grabbed Celestia with her magic and with too much care she moved her next to her young sleeping sister and also next to the tiny sub-consciousness who now was profoundly in the land of dreams. Mini-Zeppllin despite he was asleep he felt a mattress and smiled at the new feeling, and huddled even more. Between the two fillies he slept. Twilight registered in some pony was around omitting the fact that they were inside a library, and with a teleportation she had camera on her magic grasp and took a few pictures of the sight in front of her; she was kawai suppressing the urge the scream for the cuteness unfold in front of her eyes. However inside there was only two being who remained awake and it didn’t fit for the whole thing. Twilight knew what she needed to do, so she slowly walked to the place where Celestia, Luna and Mini-Zeppelin were sleeping and huddled around them, like a mother would do with her foal. Spike came to the scene. “Shouldn’t we trying to save Equestria ?” Twilight brought a hoof under her chin in thought “No, this is more important” and with that said she closed her eyes allowing her body to fall asleep. Spike tried to argue but looking at too many sleeping caused him to also feel tired, so before the tiredness could reach him he brought his personal pillow and mattress and huddled next to Twilight sleeping form, he placed the pillow on the floor before and then he covered himself with the mattress and slowly but pleasantly his eyelids began to close. The call for sleep became triumphant, and surely it will help them in the quest to place the rightful rulers on the throne and save Equestria from a body with no logical control. WHO AM I KIDDING?! WE ARE DOOMED!! Author's Note I wonder how much this crazziness will keep afloat.
(The crazy Arc). Indeed good stuff my fiend/friend!“So… you know, have the ‘good’ stuff?” “Indeed stranger, have a look at the –“ “Not that stuff, I mean the ‘good’ of ‘goooood’ stuff” “…I believe I know what you are looking” Zeppelin Sullivan has a problem, but not ‘that’ kind of problem if you believe, but is a problem that came with his heritage; which means said problem wasn’t his fault. He never asked and cared about his mental issue, he just shrugged it off by taking a certain medicine from the other side of the world, which by his luck didn’t have to pay anything for it for the reason that was an experimental medicine from Asiatic scientists who found interest on his problem. Omitting that part; he passed his life smoothly to say at least, except for the days when he accidentally forgot to take his medicine. However today was one of those days when he actually ‘forgot’ to take his pills, who are we lying? He did on purpose because the COMICON was that day and he thought that going in such brute state would turn him into the center of attention; which he actually became the center of attention but in the bad but really bad way. Results he literally got kicked out from the con and banned till the last day and the next 3 COMICONS, in the bright side he can use the costume when he is allowed again and it was a good one and also cheap; consisting in a complete set of black tuxedo and a complete green sky mask with a big question mark on it. He represented the option in every single fight games that existed, the box that only the experienced players or the brave ones used, the option that gives you the advantage of surprise in certain games. The Random character. “GOD DAMMIT, I SAID THE GOOD OF GOOD BUT THE GOOD OF THE REAL GOOD STUFF!! IS THAT HARD TO ASK?!” he didn’t even care if he actually said it correctly. The merchant became irritated by his next ‘client’ behavior but he was a patient man; after all every single one fell into his trap. Though he never in his existence expected what Zeppeli had stored in mind or what his instincts told him to do. *SMACK* The merchant lay unconscious on the floor after receiving a full powerful blow from Zeppelin who aftermath immediately began to search for his good of good but the good of real good stuff inside the big backpack that the incapacitated merchant had on his back, item after items were scattered around them, gloves, plushies, swords, shields, helmets smaller backpacks and the list goes on; but he stopped his small ‘research’ after finding a completely normal stick not longer than his forearm, the stick was so normal that zeppelin got an itch from it followed by a session of cursing. The stick rose with the help of his strength and pointed to the obscured sky. “The stick of truth is mine! May the power of the truthfulness accompany in this journey through the dangerous streets of this fair city while the lies scream in agony when I pass around them” ‘Lol’ He even was surprised for his behavior yet that didn’t stop him from giving a manly giggle; but when he glanced the body of the strange guy cosplaying the merchant from Resident Evil 4 he began to wonder if he will call the police though it will matter little thanks to his condition; but he should be carefully with that or he might end in an asylum for the better. “If you are the merchant from Resident Evil 4 then you will come back and be like nothing of this happened….BYE BYE!” By sprinting away he left the place, his ‘purchase’ might attract unwanted attention after all. But something strange; something that was not common in a city, something that could even question his sanity! FOG! Zeppelin didn’t stop but became cautious with every step he gave despite he was running, the fog was too deep that he could only see himself and nothing more; the rest around him was white as clouds. With the stick on hand he went forwards never holding back. After a while his surroundings started to get clear; the fog began to slowly fade allowing to his eyes get a better view but something was not in its place. For starters, the white color slowly was replaced by a light tone of green that become stronger every passing second, Zeppelin was confused and really confused but also felt a bit worried because he theorized that his mental problem become worse than before; making him to double the pace for get his medicine fast. But then he stopped abruptly, like his feet got glue to the pavement or better said, grass? He was standing on a vast field of grass, his right hand attempted caress his hair with combined shock and confusion, but you heard right attempted. His hair was gone, his hand only felt his bare skin. ‘Feels like baby’s butt’ “…” ‘FEELS GOOOOOOD’ “I need my pills, like right now” He was shocked at first but after while he played along with everything, after all he didn’t take his pills so what was happening to him and around him was definitely work from his mental condition, though he couldn’t complain much; the view around him was pretty nice. “I will need help” It wasn’t the first time that he experienced something like this; when he was a kid usually his brain started to recreate a whole new world around him of whatever thing possible the last he could remember was when his entire class instead of boys and girls were…something different , in other words his classmates looked anything but human. So any strange thing that moves is defiantly a person, and when he explain his situation they will help him unless is a hooker or a mugger; either way he might receive help. The time passes and he kept walking on the grassy field without a clue or where he is or where he wants to go, also he didn’t find anything to interact with except of the stick of truth that is doing what do best, being a wood stick on hand. However he found a dirt road; so he guessed that it could be another street, though he was before in other and didn’t see a road at all. Still he was searching for help so facts like that can be questioned later when his brain is functioning correctly till then nothing is true, everything is relative. The dirt road felt real to him, every step make the sound when a foot pass over it; but still his answer for anything that resulted strange was his problem, most of the time was his answer for almost anything. “What’s this?” Sullivan stopped when a small piece of paper collided with his face and stayed there like it was glued to him unless he removed it, which he did seconds later. His face contorted into a frown when he noticed that the paper have written something on it but the words were small for him, moving closer to his face he began to read and surely he never expected the text contents to be directed to him so bluntly. You Fucked up man, Nobody and I mean NOBODY can disrespect the merchant and get away with. Your actions must be punished. Zeppelin was confused to say at least, he technically made a enemy that might or not be powerful. But while he was deep in thought or attempt of thought he didn’t notice the paper start to glow with intensity. “Well… Shit” “…” But nothing happened, the paper’s reason to glow with such intensity that appeared to blow up on hi his face was to deliver another message but with bigger words. Prepare – “I have no time for this weird shit” Seconds passed, seconds turned minutes as minutes passed, and minutes turned more minutes, and those minutes from minutes passed and Zeppelin Sullivan didn’t find anybody around just the same dirt road that seemed endless and a average sized panel with “Wait, panel?” Indeed, from afar he caught the form of a panel which also seemed to have big words to point something of importance or just common publicity for some fake or shitty product. But for his surprise it wasn’t neither, instead there was a name….a terrible one. “Ponyville” “OMG, that pun couldn’t be any worse” He stood there in front of the panel, reading over again trying to forget the terrible pun, yet that was a terrible but terrible method to forget something. “Umm…excuse me?” Said a feminine voice from behind Our friend finally found somebody; maybe is the other way around but at the end is the same; his objective had been complete so he could start with the second point of his personal quest to reach his department for receive his proper treatment and forget that the world around him ever existed, including the small pastel colored pony in front of- ‘Wait…What?’ Zeppelin immediately moved his gaze downward and surprisingly he wasn’t all that surprised to find a purple unicorn staring at him with curious but wary purple (a tone of purple honestly) pair of eyes. It had been repeating the same excuse over and over again, but his brain had created things stranger that a talking pony that obviously is a chick that saw him and became concerned about him. “At least is not talking fruits” “Well…Hello there! I was hoping if you could help in calling a taxi for me or at least tell where I could find the nearest cop station before something bad happens to me, if you wouldn’t mind of course” Twilight Sparkle was rather confused at the sudden request, he…yeah it was defiantly a him for the tone of the voice that he poses, still he was unknown to her and her scholar knowledge about inhabitants of Equestria and also the world. ‘Maybe a different kind Minotaur?’ She asked to herself and began to wander her mind for information that might be useful so she could deal her current situation better, but she forgot the fact that she ignored was ignoring him. ‘Still there were no records about a minotaur without a hint of horns or green fur even less has a question mark on his face.’ “Hey I’ve asked a question. HELLO?” “Oh! Excuse I was deep in thought” Twilight gave a faint blush of embarrassment, staying deep in thought was something that usually happened to her. “Well regarding about the taxi it might not be possible because their routes doesn’t go this far and about the cop station, I just don’t understand what are you implying. But I should assume that you refer the Royals Guards?” She never noticed that she was left alone meanwhile she was giving her answer. Zeppelin walked away when she said that taxis couldn’t reach his location because it was plainly stupid, he also overheard that she didn’t know what a cop station was. “God dammit, I had to stumble with a chick high on drugs! “ “Me and my fucking luck I guess.” “…” “Great” The layer of fog appeared once again and surrounded him but only for a fraction of time, and he was in other placer; instead of being surrounded of a field of grass and waling on a dirt road he was standing between lots of small houses of medieval appearance. But he didn’t care at that moment; his focus went to the something that felt strange and weird on his hand where he held the stick of truth. Said hand was brought to meet his gaze and like the paper it became shiny tone of white, and the light began to slowly devour his hand. “OH SHIT!” Like madman he began to desperately shake his hand and his voice obtained and high pitch or squeak. But the light now was on his arm. “AHHHHHHH” Circles of foot prints were made by his own feet. And his entire arm was gone, but it didn’t left there, oh no, it began to enveloped his torso. “MERCIFULL GOD!” Without a second thought he began to roll like a barrel on the ground staining his formal suit but the fact mattered little to him. His body became pure light and it kept going to his head. “ GAME OVER DAMMIT!” Then was darkness. *Moments Later* After the small commotion caused by him, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash were both looking at his sleeping form. “So what do you think Twi?” Said the Cyan pegasus ‘Give me a Y’ “I don’t know Rainbow, but he just seemed so… random when I first saw him” The lavender unicorn said with half closed eyes as she gave a preliminary look. ‘Give me a O’ “Random? That’s not a word I would hear from you” A surprised Rainbow Dash replied ‘Give me an L’ As response Twilight brought her right hoof in a thoughtful manner “You are right…. he is… unpredictable…. Yeah now it sounds better.” ‘Give me an O’ Rolling her eyes Rainbow sent another inquire “So what should we do with him?” ‘What does it form?’ “I already wrote to the princesses about this, hopefully she knows what he actually is or at least will know how to manage the situation” “YOLOOOOOOO!!” Zeppelin Sullivan without any kind of warning shot upwards, he felt realized. He felt awesome, incredible, powerful, happy, he felt a completely new man. Every single thing just vanished from him, just like that. Gone. Poof. Arrivederci. Meanwhile both ponies were surprised by him at first, his outburst came from nowhere; they would be lying that they hadn’t prepared themselves mentally if he suddenly would become hostile but those thoughts died down when he stayed with a raised arm like a minute or two without moving an inch. Rainbow looked at Twilight with a confused face, same did Twilight. Both shrugged and began to make out on the spot. *Dammit wrong script* What really happened was that Rainbow got closer very cautiously at the immobile form. “I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE IN RACING YOU RAINBOW PEGASUS” He suddenly shouted confusing even more at Rainbow Dash without first giving her an almost heart attack. “READY SET GO GO GO GO!” And he sprint away leaving two very confused ponies behind. As the competitive pony Rainbow is, she shook the confusion moments later “OH YOU ARE ON!” And she left her friend behind while she caught up with her challenger, not leaving a chance to Twilight to warn her. The new Zeppelin turned his head back and saw how the Pegasus was getting near for every step he gave. His focus returned to the road ahead and became slighty serius. “Random cube of speed!” He shouted with all his might. From within the air a black cube with a white interrogation mark materialized in front of him only to be destroyed by his fist, the fragments immediately lunged at him and began to expand at the touch of his skin. Rainbow was almost at his side by then. She was so focused on wining that she didn’t see how his form began to drastically change, from how tall he used to be now he has the size of a foal, also all his limbs shortened drastically. She only turned to see her adversary when she heard a powerful sound that had resemblance to the roar of a wild animal of the everfree; and she surely got a surprise at seeing his adversary new form. “TO THE SKY WE GO!” And once again Rainbow was left behind by a trail of smoke in direction towards the blue sky, how her pride was on the line weird things such as that will not distract her. “Enough of warming, this is serious now!” So she doubled the effort that she gave in her flapps and followed him in direction towards the blue sky. “Rainbow wait!” But she was late, Twilight Sparkle was left behind by a trail of smoke and a rainbow one. Author's Note Wow it turned a whole 360 grades of diference from what I had in the sketch but honestly i like this way even more than the original. As I said, this is the real displaced fic that I have, the other is a shame honestly. I know is confusing but it was made on purpose because all will be explained in later chapter, or better said after *spoilers** spoilers* ^o^ :3 And just to let all of you know this happens before twilight coronation but will happen soon anyways. PD: Shovel knight is fucking awesome!, Best game I could have ever played -Lufer out!
(The crazy Arc) Prepare thy...confetti?Her wings were aching and small trail of tears were formed thanks by the speed she was going, but something was for sure she was winning the race despite the trick he pulled off back in Ponyville; when her pride was on the line she will never fail. Obviously she was winning the race because without her knowledge she didn’t have and adversary anymore, he pretty much had to ‘forcefully retreat’ from the race for lacking the necessary resources to keep going. In other words he was pretty much falling to his imminent dead. And the worst of all, he didn’t seem to care in the slightest. Where was his subconsciousness of logic? It appear we will never know until is said. However ran out of fuel wasn’t all that bad for him, furthermore he was liking it so far; it felt like doing skydiving but with the exception that there was no parachute this time, making it more extreme and at the same scarily awesome. ‘Should I care?’ ‘Don’t worry about the fall’ ‘Yeah you will end fine’ ‘Okay!’ He noticed from the distance a castle on a mountain which looked inspired from a girly fantasy world, also he noticed that he distance between the two was less every second. ‘This will not hurt…at all’ Miles away. Meters away! Centimeters away!!! INCHES AWAY!!!! And he was right, it didn’t hurt. Unlike expected the castle wasn’t damaged, not even a brick from the roof. It may be exaggerating but a small fissure cannot be considered as damage to a building. Besides he kinda bounced after he impacted the roof and ended standing on his small feet. “Yo” For reason he needed to search for a window, a big or wide one but enough to cause a commotion to whoever were there. We walked in circles, then triangles followed by square, and several others until he found what he was searching for. It was wide and big, it was shiny and colorful, and it best feature it had funny images made by several smaller pieces of other glass of other color. Without hesitation he tossed his small body through the window shattering it on the spot, when he made contact everything around him slowed down on his mind played the scene when all his surroundings were completely white and the only color were the shattered glass and himself, the only missing thing there was a faint but shiny tear to complete the scene. Is sad to know that when he tried to play the scene on his mind he already reached the floor, and brought the attention to everybody who was inside the room which he just broke in. Princess Celestia, co-ruler of Equestria, was having a normal day at her throne room, once in a while a new topic to initiate a conversation with her guards stationed beside her but at the moment there was none. Reading was the best option for her to pass time before another petition comes to her or maybe another friendship report from her faithful student , or even better a cup of tea with biscuits might help her pass the time (as well to gain weight). However she wished for something to occur to replace the boredom. *Crash* She didn’t expect her wish to become true even less by destroying a expensive mosaic from her windows. “RANDOMNESS!” She and her guards included brought a wing or a hoof to protect their eyes from the blinding light that happened seconds later. Celestia didn’t recognize the type of magic that whoever was using; it was jumpy but unpredictable and also chaotic, some resemblance with Discord’s magic but in vaguely kind of way. When her eyes didn’t felt threatened by such powerful light emanating from where used to be one of her favorite’s windows, her right wing stopped covering both of her eyes allowing them to a unique form. “An interloper in our throne shall not be tolerated!” He half shouted, half said. I was an understatement that Celestia would be confused at this unexpected developments of events, first one windows is shattered beyond repair, a powerful light make itself know and then a strange bipedal creature appear claiming that her throne is his, his because the tone of his voice was defiantly male. However putting the confusion aside, he actually broke some laws for those simple things and those crimes didn’t go unnoticed by her guards who were getting closer to him with cautious with a serious expression. “Begone from my fabulous regal self if thou will not bow before thy rightful ruler!” Somehow the long red cape of his back was gently blowing with the wind, without the help of the wind. “Sister we heard commotion and we came as fast-“ The princess of the night appeared right next to her sister by a teleportation spell, but she stopped at mid sentence when her eyes saw the newcomer or unwanted guest. The unwanted guest or newcomer stared back at her. And a stare battle began, but it ended too fast to be considered one. “We accept you challenge valiant knight” Both golden hands put a grip on his weapon and changed their position making him look ready to attack when his new adversary prepared herself to engage him in glorious combat, such action made the guards jump in surprise believing that he was referring to them. Luna eyes widened slightly but not in the surprised manner, it was difficult to describe more like a happy manner but not that kind of happy a bit more twisted maybe; like when you thought that there was no more extra cake but you found the knife which was used to cut the cake; mostly like that. She would be lying that her warrior spirit has disappeared from her, furthermore after her return she polished her sword and asked fair duel against the captain of the Royal Guard who was defeat in mere seconds; making her feel proud and also disappointed. Proud of herself for didn’t lose her skill with the sword but disappointed because before her banishment the captain would endure a couple of seconds more against her. With a proud smirk her horn flared with magic and covered her entire body with it, the process was fast and when the magic stopped she was in her old battle armor and her trustful sword with a crescent light blue moon as shaft. “We might have been gone for a considerable amount of time but we will not be bested at combat.” “We will fight with all our might this very day” He said using a stronger grip on his royal regal weapon. “PREPARE THYSELF!” Both shouted in synchronization. But the metal clashing noise never came; they weren’t even close to each other because both of them were being restrained by the powerful magic of Princess Celestia who was surprised but also upset with her sister behavior and the newcomer but mostly with her sister’s attitude. “Luna! This is not the way you should behave” Celestia’s expression expressed how upset she was, then her face turned to the other side and prepared to shoo our valiant knight who only wanted a fair duel. “And you leave our castle before I get angry” But to her surprise both of them broke free from her magic and ignored what she just said to them. Each fighter went to their respective place and waited for the other to make an action, meanwhile they studied the adversary who was in front searching for any spot that could be used as some kind of advantage. But Luna was to proud of her abilities and sword skills that let her mouth freely speak “We can make this more appealing” “Enlighten us” His reply came fast With another arrogant smirk she let her pride (arrogance) get better of herself “If we lose thou shall get the throne by thyself, but if thou loose you will leave our land and relinquish your title as knight” Celestia didn’t interfered this time because her mouth was agape like her guards for what she just heard and also happened. “We agree to thy terms” Not a single sound was heard until the warrior princess of the night made the first move. “I CANNOT BELIVE THAT YOU LOST EQUESTRIA AGAINST CONFETTI LUNA!!! Shouted a very angry ex-ruler of Equestria “CONFETTI!” “THOSE CURSED THINGS WERE DEADLY SISTER!” Quickly replied the defeated ex-princess of the night who her shape wasn’t bad but she was covered in colorful confetti specially in her long ethereal mane. “LUNA CONFETTI IS MADE OF PAPER!” “Your highnesses?!” Another voice was inserted in the angry rambling of Celestia against his (stupid) sister. “Hello my faithful student, we apologize for the sudden appearance but we are in the need of your help” Without Twilight noticing Celestia brought a hoof down to hit her sister on the back of her head. Author's Note Sorry I couldn't resist -Lufer out!
(The crazy Arc) Always read the manual (The crazy Arc) Always read the manual Three ponies and a baby dragon were inside the library of Ponyville, the ponies were finding comfort in the two sofas provided by the host Twilight Sparkle who was in front of her guests; Celestia and Luna, because their title as princesses of Equestria was lost against the ruler sovereign of Equestria King Knight who won fairly the kingdom by defeating Luna in a duel with confetti; weapon which Celestia cannot hold her rage longer against the idiocy of her sister and not only give her a piece of her mind but also a good disciplinary actions. “So let me get this straight..” Twilight pondered the new information acquired but still was difficult to process “you lost Equestria against confetti?” Celestia inmediatly interfered at that inquire from her dearest student “ The word ’you’ sounds like plural Twilight” With very disapproving eyes combined with anger she looked directly at her sister “Because we perfectly know who is the only responsible of this outcome” “WE ALREDY TOLD THOU THAT CONFETTI WAS DEADLY!” Luna pointed at her sister with frustration in her voice. “BUT CONFETTI?! LUNA IT WAS CONFETTI!!!” Both frontal hooves went upwards as she shouted to her sister not being able to contain her anger towards Luna any second more, her nerves were at the edge of losing control. And Twilight was witnessing the moment that she never expected to see in her entire life; watching her mentor a pony that never lost her composure against anything and always was caring and motherly is right now at the edge of to turn into a mass of fire. “GO AND FIGHT HIM THEN!!” “NOWDAYS VIOLENCE IS NOT AN OPTION LUNA!!” And a childish discussion between two mad sisters began. Twilight wasn’t shocked but her mouth was hanging there at the development of events in front of her very eyes; she didn’t want to interfere but he needed to stop them somehow or their discussion might turn a bit heated and her book will be victims of the collateral damage. And our dear baby dragon friend came with a plate with three cups filled with tea while he was wearing his apron which have inscribed in it with big words ‘KISS THE COOK’, arriving next to Twilight he noticed that Twilight’s jaw was hanging open causing him to raise an eyebrow and turn to the direction which Twilight was looking and his jaw hanged there when he saw the princesses discussing as they threw weak spells against each other. “Twilight why the princesses are about to fight?” He innocently asked. Forgetting the fact that she is a powerful unicorn Twilight grabbed the cup with of her hooves and began to drink its contents and sighed I relief knowing that she felt a bit calm thanks to the tea of her number one assistant; but moments later with her right hoof she rubbed her throat and chest in fast motion for the burning sensation coming from there as she grimaced. Spike managed to catch the falling cup before it shattered on the floor as he looked with a deadpan expression “Twilight the tea is always hot” As response she smiled sheepishly, however Spike glanced again to the princesses and saw that they were fully standing facing each other with white glowing eyes. “So what is the problem now?” Twilight opted to don’t watch her rulers fighting each other and her focus went to his assistant “Well Spike, Equestria has a new ruler” “And?” “His name is King knight.” “So…” Twilight sighed exasperated”The problem is that Princess Luna lost Equestria to him in a duel, and she was defeated with confetti” Spike’s face became blank staring at the nothingness of the space. “Well that’s a problem” However when Spike finally understood the situation the other cups of tea remaining were engulfed the magical aura from both princess, one golden colored and the other blue. “WAIT!” But it was too late for Spike warn them about the temperature and Twilight with Spike witnessed in shock how both princesses threw the hot tea to the other, in synchronization they screamed their frustration and pain only to look at each other with eyes that could kill anypony; surpassing the stare of Fluttershy. Their face was completely wet and dripping the excess of tea of their fur; however that was the last straw for both of them and their horns glowed with intensity and spells barrages were throw. The student and the assistant couldn’t believe what was happening and the words faltered them, the shock was too much that Spike hand dropped the cup and shattered on the floor. “You know?” A newcomer interrupted the state of shock “Some popcorn might combine with this.” The unicorn with the dragon turned to the left and their shock was replaced by surprise when their eyes caught the sight of the newcomer. Or more specifically the tiny form of the voice’ owner. Twilight recognized him but in a vague way, the tiny-errr-minotaur relative; yeah it makes sense in a way to her (somehow), had resemblance with the one who challenged her friend Rainbow Dash though his color were inverted, instead of having a the entire head colored of green it was black and the question mark was purple, and the upper body was green. “And you are?” The tiny minotaur relative bowed in respect with his hand at heart. “I’m Zeppelin Sullivan’s subconsciousness of logic “ And for some reason that he only knows he stroke an strange pose, he was only standing in one errr apendage; one claw (maybe) was on his forehead as the other was stretched and pointing at Twilight. That’s the best she could describe it because she doesn’t understand him, “Subconsciousness of logic?” Spike asked getting closer giving him a better look, he was smaller than Fluttershy pet but somehow his was could be heard like somepony of large size. “Yep” “From Zeppelin Sulivan? Twilight sent her question. “Another yep” “Who is Zeppelin?” The tiny manifestation stopped posing his strange pose and brought a finger to his chin striking a new pose; the thinker. Or at least something that appear to put him as somebody who thinks because how he is moving doesn’t give him that much seriousness. “Well Zeppelin is the guy that challenged that rainbow colored pony and pretty much is the new ruler of this place…whatever is it name” Mini Zeppelin began to slowly walk in circles around the baby dragon much to his annoyance “Yet I don’t understand why those two are fighting, he- errrr- me or big me won the battle fairly despite would be interesting take the role as a ruler wouldn’t be my thing if I return to my body” “I don’t get it” Twilight inserted “Me neither” Spike added. Despite he didn’t have any eyes he stared from what should be a look of ‘Are you serious?’ “To put it simply, I’m the only one who can keep Zeppelin at bay; I know that big me look harmless, crazy, silly and funny but I really but really need to return to my body or the others me will lose control and probably go into a rampage or just kill big me, and both of them are bad” Twilight used to be shocked, same with Spike but now they were terrified at the explanation of the tiny manifestation. But let’s not forget that Twilight terrified expression also came when she glanced at her house and saw that all the books were disorganized and some places had residual magic on it and then she looked at him expectantly like she hoped that he could do something before the princesses destroy her house in blind rage. “Oh, they...” Mini Zeppelin examined the situation with calm and with critical pseudo-eyes; not like Twilight who for self-defense raised a bubble shield around the three when several books flew directly at them. “I think this might work” “You think?!”Exasperation was the overwhelming feeling that was dominating the poor owner of the library. “Yep! So let me check my manual…” *Snap* From the air a small book materialized and landed on his tiny appendages. Page per page he searched with calmness inside the bubble shield while Twilight and Spike was constantly shouting at him to do not ignore them and do something. “Nope” Page changed “This neither” Next page “No” To the next one “Nah” Skipping another couple of page and maybe… “Ha there it is!” “ARE YOU LISTENING TO US?!” Twilight was losing control both from her shield and temperament. “Nah, I was trying to read and you were kinda distracting me” He said as he closed the book “WHAT?!” Mini- Zepellin threw the book and it vanished within the air to who knows where and clapped his hand together.”Let’s go!” “Up” “Up” “Down” “Down” “Left” “Right” “Left” “Right” “B” “A” Suddenly both princesses were engulfed with purple clouds, not that they noticed it because they still were focused in their little ‘discussion’ with each other. Everybody except for, Mini-Zeppelin, were looking astonished at his work when the clouds began to dissipate. Instead of two fully grown alicorn were in their places two little and very cute fillies who still tried to throw books at the other. Celestia lost her multicolored mane to a long pink mane but she still maintained the color of her coat and her cutie mark; in Luna case there was no more ethereal mane only a short light blue mane and her flank had her cutie mark. They were so cute. Celestia was the first to notice the change and all the objects around her fell to floor ans she stared completely shocked her tiny hoof. Meanwhile Luna was still blinded and attempted to use her levitation spell to throw a book to Celestia but when she realized for some reason couldn’t perform such simple spell she gave a cute war cry and charged to Celestia, by the way she didn’t noticed that Celestia was different. And a cat fight began. The library was safe. However Mini Zeppelin was watching the fight take place with attention. “You know?” Both Twilight and Spike turned to him waiting for what he was about to say. “This would be more exciting if they were older” And was Twilight turn to deliver a hit the back of his tiny head, he deserved it after all.
(The crazy Arc) Reforms, reforms everywhere!A new day should have started today, but no. Today was still today and the sun didn’t moved from its actual position. And the same goes for the 5 living being inside the tree that unquestionable is a library. However inside the lively library were five careless sleepy heads, but one of them was not for long; that head belongs to our handsome and incredible beloved Mini-Zeppelin who sadly didn’t get his arms all that hunky like those super models from the magazines by giving belly rubs until he collapsed in exhaustion, but still he wanted to keep going only to hear her pur like a cute little cat. Mini-Zeppelin was between two colors. One white. And one blue. Despite the two pillo ws were really soft and comfy beyond comparison they were starting to feel quite heavy for his tastes, especially to his legs and torso combined. But Mini-Zeppelin knew better, those pillows were evil by nature and he has overstayed his welcome; it was time for him to leave the pillows alone or they will get angry. But it was too late because they began their punishment combined upon him, The situation felt like he was in front of two powerful deities and he was begging to be spared, but inside his head he heard them talking to him. “Your greed must be punished!” Blue god pillow said “You have overstayed your welcome!” White god pillow added. “Please be as soft is your softness and spare my unworthy life!” Imaginary Mini-Zepplin pleaded on his knees in front of the gods. “NAY! Despite you were unworthy to set a foot in our soft lands, our kindness and pity convinced us to allow you entrance.” “I’m so sorry! Your softness was too much for my greed to control!” Imaginary Mini-Zeppelin somehow began to cry, constant tears falling like a waterfall to the soft floor. “Your greed called for this, so we shall give it what it wants so badly!” Shouted the two gods-pillows in unison. Imaginary Mini-Zeppelin immediately saw how around him several white and blue pillows fall from the sky, and slowly but surely began to pile up around his entire body; and at that moment he knew that his greed was going to be his demise. He is going to drown in soft pillows. “NOOOOOOO PLEASE FORGIVE ME!” But two pillows god were long gone, leaving him alone to die by asphyxiation with pillows. The pillow were too heavy but soft, he loved the feeling of softness but he didn’t want to die…not like this, at least let him has some soft cute teddy bear! But it was in vain, his hand tried to fruitless get a hold of something that might help in escape of his death but there was only air around him and he only gave one muffled cry before finally sinking into the depths of the softness. Meanwhile Twilight Sparkle the prized student of the princess herself finally woke up from her mid-day slumber and gave the normally and routinely yawn as her limbs stretched for better comfort. But when her eyelids were completely open she didn’t feel like a normal unicorn mare who just awoke from a normal slumber, she felt; for some reason, like a mother. And the sight her eyes caught just increased that feeling even more, three little kids were profoundly sleeping next to her and she only could give a warm smile; Celestia always gave that same smile to her and her subjects, Twilight understood how her mentor feels now. (In a way) However the warm feeling had to wait, a big poster was on her way preventing her to keep watching the sleeping kids in her current care. Please help! Said poster was coming out between the thin space between the two sleeping ex-princesses of Equestria now turned fillies, the poster shook a lot and Twilight’s head finally realized that the one who should be there is Mini-Zeppelin! And he was calling for help! I will not make it, please tell the other mini-mes that I will miss them. And Twilight panicked at that last message. And please tell Happy Mini-me that I hate him. hahahahahaha And the panicking was for nothing, Mini-Zeppelin was being only a bothersome like he was earlier with her. However her demeanor quickly changed again at recive another message from the tiny being. If you are reading this, which means that I’m dying right now because that last one took all my oxygen by accident. TT.TT And Twilight became a living statue, between the two little princesses’ bellies occurred some erratic series of movements. And finally the movements stopped, and the bulge that it was doing disappeared like it was never there. The jaw of a certain unicorn met the floor as her face turned into an horrified expression, she just has witnessed the cruel reality of life when nature decides to take the life of a living being prematurely, before time. And the worst of all is that she was the one who put Mini-Zeppelin in that situation naively! She can hear the premises of the next day, Twilight Sparkle the prized student is a murderer, Twilight murderer Sparkle, The number one murderer, the sister of the Royal Captain’s Guard is a criminal, Element of Harmony is only a murderer, etc,etc,etc. Just so many possibilities! “Just do what Candace always does to deal with these kinds of situations Twilight.” In a hushed tone Twilight spoke to herself alone. “Well I died Thank you so much for helping me!” Mini-Zeppelin said from behind her. And true to be told, Mini-Zeppelin was right there just standing with both of his arms crossed in annoyance as he somehow stared at her with an uneasy look accompanied with the fact that he felt really pissed. However that wasn’t the case of Twilight the now shocked unicorn, who without thinking she used her magic and grabbed Celestia’s body and threw it away as a ragdoll to who knows where inside the library, Celestia who was having pleasant dreams had to forcefully wake up and before she could realize the situation which she was in her tiny and fragile cute body impacted with a meany wall. But the focus is not in Celestia, right now we only care at the lifeless body that used to belong to Mini-Zeppelin, the subconsciousness of logic has left the plain of mortals leaving in total control of Zeppelin Sullivan’s body to the other Mini-Mes, and what he told them before he abruptly parted away was going to become true; Equestria will not be prepared for this. “Youuuuuuuuu…….killeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddd………meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” “What?!” Was Twilights shocked response. “My…soul…will……” Insert drama and suspense here “HAUNT…YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!” as the voice keep shouting through his vocal chords the body began to turn dust in the air, leaving Twilight behind with the recently discovered soul of Mini-Zeppelin. Twilight slowly turned to face her haunter, and her eyes’ pupils shrank in size. There was the soul of her victim; he was staring at her but with actual eyes! AND THOSE EYES WERE ON THE PALM OF HIS HANDS! BUT WHY AREN’T THEY MOVING AT ALL!? WHY ARE THEY SO PLAIN?! “Because I drew them! LOL” “LMAO!” “…” “HOLY SHIT FIRE!” And like once Big Zeppelin did before everything happened, Mini-Zeppelin was running in circles surely making Zeppelin Sullivan feel proud of his deed, just to add if Twilight wasn’t a murderer she wouldn’t mind began a new career as one. STARTING BY THIS LITTLE FUCKER! By that moment everybody who was sleeping wasn’t now, except for Luna because for being the cutest filly some force of the universe prevented her from waking up and remain in her state to please whatever entity with her cuteness. “I’M MELTING!” Mini-Zeppelin’s butt was probably long gone by now, but he still had hope to salvage his little butt if he kept rolling like a barrel without stop, but still doing the circle laps. The battle between him and the fire was tough but Mini-Zeppelin never gave up and keep attacking with barrels rolls over and over again, yet his surroundings weren’t great help to aid him to defeat the fire on his butt, slowly crawled to reach his back and legs. Mini-Zeppelin doubled his efforts in making barrels rolls even harder and fast and for his relief his actions were taking effect on the hot enemy, the burning sensation was fading and felt less…hot to say at least. Meanwhile Twilight Sparkle was getting scolded by her mentor and her number one assistant (or slave) about what she just do, and how bad that was and what if. Anyways Twilight deep inside her for the first time she didn’t care what her mentor was saying to her because what she just did to the little bastard was well deserved as it brought her too much pleasure. And that is not something that a pony like her should think. However for the luck of our questionable hero, the defeat of the fire was comlete and the quest of save his butt was a complete success, his little butt was still hot but it was affected that much to get concerned; all those facts filled him with pride and joy. “YES!!” Only to die down at the moment after he shouted in victory by an angry looking lunar filly, despite she has her magic was weakened that didn’t prevent her to still cast spells which she have already learn, though they were a weakened version. “Really?” Annoyance in his voice was clear at seeing a small flame slowly growing where the first fire was defeated with valiant effort. Mini-Zeppelin only walked to the nearest couch and with a good jump he was on it and sit like a normal person would sit, though judging by his size he was on the edge of it. He glared at the lunar filly with the fake eyes which he drew on the palm of his hands but this time those painted eyes had a pair of angry brows. “THOU AWAKO US WITHOUT OUR CONSENT !” Her small hoof pointed at the responsible as she came closer using the three legs which were not being used to accuse somebody in specifically. “THOU MUST FACE PUNISHMENT FOR SUCH TRANSGRESSION!” Little Luna was right at front of him, yet if we didn’t count the fact that the couch was taller than her, so probably it should be said that she was below rather than front of him. Anyways Mini-Zeppelin didn’t waste the opportunity and when Luna was within his reach he jumped from the couch and perfectly landed on Luna’s back and without wasting time he got a good grip on her short mane getting the much expected reaction from the little cute ex-princess of Equestria. As an angry bull which saw the color read, young Luna began her quest to throw off the weight of Mini-Zeppelin from her back and then make him pay for such disrespect to her; she was a proud princess after all. (Or used to be) She jumped, ran in circles, thrashed her head in every direction possible even tried to use her magic, but that last one was embarrassing because it couldn’t even lift him an inch away from her. Then Luna recurred to her last strategy, her tiny wings flapped furiously and much to her disbelief she hardly managed to fly a few meters and it didn’t help her at all in her deed; furthermore she only managed to embarrass herself even more. *Knock Knock* “Yo, Twilight are you there?” Twilight ignored the two still upset kids and found the sudden event as an opportunity to relieve herself from the stress that Celestia and Spike combined were inflicting upon her, though it really surprised her how childish her mentor was acting with her like the barriers between princess and subject were shattered. “Rainbow, I thought that you were still in that race” “Yeah, I won as expected” As the arrogant mare she is she stated “Anyways when I was returning to Ponyville I was delivered a letter from the castle saying that I was designated to be the Royal curier because I was the fastest Pegasus in Equestria! Can you believe Twi, even the princesses know that I’m the fastest Pegasus in whole Equestria!” ‘And the most arrogant’ Twilight though as she gave her classical smile which a friend would give to another friend, but Rainbow mentioned the princesses so she doesn’t know what had happened when she was gone who knows where. “So as my first job as a royal courier I have to deliver you this” And Twilight grabbed with her telekinetic grip a scroll with a Royal’s seal on it. “But Ranbow what about your job in the weather factory” Twilight asked. “Well the letter also said that they already made the…things/stuff so my schedule would not interfere with my new job, with that said…Bye Twi!” And once more Twilight was left behind by a trail made of rainbow. With her magic she, without any mercy for the seal and its plead for spare its life, broke the seal in two different parts and let the scroll go down so she could be able to read what King Knight wanted to say to her personally; also it felt strange in her tummy because the only royalty she was accustomed to receive letters from was from Celestia and almost never from Luna. Twilight Sparkle, After some research the council and ourselves included we saw you as the most capable pony with the characteristics of a good leader, and for that reason you will lead the rabble of territory which you currently reside. Congratulations Twilight Sparkle, the duchess of Ponyville. Sign, King Knight & The Council And the piece of paper accompanied with the brutally murdered Royal seal fell to the floor, along with Twilight’s jaw. She was like that time she was turned into a stone by some monster of the Everfree. And our dear Spike the abused dragon came to the scene “What’s the problem now?” and noticing the brutally and unfairly assaulted paper he picked it up and began to read it as Twilight did and like her he sent it to the floor, using gravity. Now it was the turn of Luna the filly of the moon who was now calm but with the tiny difference that Mini-Zeppelin was on her back petting her, Luna would never admit defeat so it was more like an agreement that as long that Mini-Zeppelin stays on her back he must use his hands to scratch her ears, pet her short mane and give small massages to her back and Mini-Zeppelin happily complied to such request. The scroll was lifted by magical means; Luna’s power was enough to lift a piece of paper at least. And almost immediately the paper was once again on the floor with a terrified filly who has a tiny man on her back. “What’s troubling you dear sister?” The younger voice of Celsetia appeared in scene. “WE FORGOT HOW TO READ!”
(The crazy Arc) Leave no men behindAuthor's Note Gonna be honest, I never felt so proud in writting a chapter. Also the crazy arc is coming to his end sadly, but this is the most crazy thing i have ever written. And I'm very proud of this. I hope you enjoy Leave a like and fav and do not forget to leave your comments below they are awesome (The crazy Arc) Leave no men behind Finally. After days the goal was achieved. The Duchess Twilight Sparkle, Celestia and Luna; who were still in their younger form, were gathered in the throne room in front of King Knight or also known as Big Me or Zeppelin Sullivan. He got up and with grace and with his golden cane on hand walked in direction to the tri, his cape flowing with the no existent motions of the air. As he neared the trumpets from above began to play their praises to him, their love, their appreciation and confetti in uncountable quantities began to rain, filly Luna hissed menacingly at the confetti that attempted o get near her and immediately was burn with her weak but cute magical powers. It was obvious that she felt a lot of rancor to it. However King Knight didn’t mind and kept walking with his grace and pride. “We approve so if you may.” He got a scroll of paper from somewhere inside his beautiful golden chest plate and showed it to the three ponies. “Please sign the contract” Celestia grabbed the scroll with her magical grip and began to read, Twilight’s only function was to be the escort of the two fillies because they were foals and foals aren’t allowed to roam the castle and much less the streets alone; she really liked her new position as the Duchess of Ponyville so there wasn’t much to complain or to make demands for change something. “What about our old titles?” Celestia asked. “The most thou can obtain is the title of Duchess, but thou shall help with the management of this fair kingdom.” The ex-princess of the sun looked at her dear young sister who nodded in approval reassuring her to sign the contract, though they will miss their titles as princesses of Equestria. Let’s not forget that Celestia is still mad at Luna for giving away the Kingdom so without her sister noticing she removed one of her feather so she could use it as a once time quill. Of course little Woona yelped at the feeling of losing one feather of her right wing. Celestia submerged the tip of the quill in ink that was floating beside the scroll. “WHOAWHOAWHOA!” Our dear Mini Zeppelin halt the entire scene. “Let’s stop here!” “We cannot rush things!! People out there wanted to know the stuff that happened on this time that you skipped for some… random reason.” Mini Zeppelin signaled the scene behind him. “This is spoilers!” “Quack, Quack, Quack!” “U right Mini-Zeppelin!” “QUACK!!!” “Okay…U right Mini-Gunther!” “Quack quack quack?” Pondering was an understanding. “Mmmm, Sadly the mystery of the quack must wait.” “Quack?” “And the Pootis too.” So our dear little random friend grabbed the reality and ripped it apart creating a dimentional rift where he tossed his body in. “WAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAA!!!!” He never expected the dimensional rift was going to be the fly of despair! And he was turned into Squidward! Squidward was falling through the Fly of Despair!!! Where is Sponge Bob and Patrick when you need them?! AND HE FINALLY ARRIVED TO SOMEWHERE “Well, here we areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu…” But when he checked his surroundings “…Shit” He was in the different somewhere. A somewhere where he didn’t belong. It was THE SOMEWHERE! “Let’s a go!” He heard from afar and at that moment his moementum was increasing. Something very fast and powerful tried to tackle him“HA!” but for his luck he managed to dodge it. “HA!” His luck only works once it seems. “Yoloooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!” He screamed as he was sent flying by the thing that charged at him, reasons unknown to him but not important. Priorities first, like his sky diving glasses despite he has no eyes. He might be logic but being random is his nature and nothing can go against nature. The speed increased and fire began to form around him, several spark of fire slowly covered his body he felt like an asteroid nearing its final destination. So to sum things up. He impacted the floor face being the primal receptor of the impact. A huge crater was formed aftermath, the surroundings were different; because smoking blue crabs are something that shouldn’t be. From the crater a hand rose, but the han d was different from what used to be. It was even smaller! Then more hands accompanied the single one that was raised. Mini-Zeppelin became even more Mini-Zeppelin and has now more brothers to play with, that‘s not a good thing?! Too many Zeppelin is great, too much logic to be comprehended. “Dammit!” They shout in unison as the finally got out of the smoking crater. Relaxing the muscles, they did. Breaths they did. And Fusion they said. In pair of two they did the sacred ritual that Akari Toroyama has created fto the supreme being in the universe, many kids tried and failed to complete the ritual; even some of them died with honor but the difference was that Mini-Zeppelin knew the secret that was hidden from the public eye. Goku is the almighty being but they also worship in secrecy to another powerful man who is unknown and only few know of his great existence. “All hail to Kenpanchi Ramassama!” And Mini-Zeppelin returned to his original small size. Both of his hands clenched into fist and were placed on his waist meanwhile his head checked once again the environment where he was transporte4d by the fly of despair. Smoking blue crabs was only the start, because there was too much green color for his tastes. “SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE!” This place was the dammed somewhere where Shrek is the almighty being, this was the worst universe were he could have landed!!! That fly of despair really know how to make you feel despair. But this was no time to feel despair, this was the time to relax and pray. He looked at the rainbow colored sky that was above him and brought a fist up. “Lend me your strength Pootis!” But nothing happened; the enemy was a lot of mini ogres of different tones of green using the sacred clothes which tried to recreate the relics of clothes that Shrek wore when he was spreading his words. The enemy began to shout Shrek in unison the Shrek could intensify. But for the great relief and happiness of Mini-Zeppelin his prays were heard, from the sky a big Sandvich descend which was twenty times bigger than him, it was so beautiful to witness the greatness of the angelical Sandvich just like the stories described him, the lettuce was so fresh that the color green could not be described, the bread was so…so….so…bread, the cheese was so cheese that his words were not worthy to describe it, the tomate was in its perfect point that he could see how juicy it was, the meat was made from the most glorious cow in existence that a mouth could have ever tasted it and finally the olive at the top was so beautiful that it emanated a powerful light that blinded any heretic. Its beautiful white wings extended and the Sanvich said the wise words that would mark Mini-Zeppelin for life. “Eat me my son.” Men do not cry, They only piss through their eyes. The Sandvich considered him worthy enough to take a bit of its magnificence the dream of al his life had become reality; it was time to make the great being proud of him. “RANDOMMANATION!” (The word doesn’t even exist lol) His battle cry was signal to use his random but awesome and lubricous OP powers to turn into whatever the fate decided, luck doesn’t exist; only fate. This time his tiny body was engulfed but tons of chicks; baby chickens you pervert! In only matters of seconds the hicks left his body so everybody could witness his new form, Still in miniature size, to keep the things balanced of course. And that’s is how the saint sandvich was devoured with faith and devotion, there was a man who also allowed others to eat his flesh and blood so they could be saved from the sin, unlike him this time it was for the salvation from the monstrosity that Shrek was. Only after Mini-Owen finished the last remnants of the saint Sandvich did the Shrek follower did their move and sent him flying once again through the air but this time he exploded. The hit that received was so strong that destroyed him in to several pieces… Or that’s what they believe they did. What they didn’t know, was the fact that the explosion was only special effect for the new ability that he gained after eating the beautiful and indescribable delicious flesh of his savior which was division, now there was a battalion of Mini-Zeppelin fully standing and not really tiny ones. The original size of Mini-Zeppelin which was small but not that small to be considered a Lilliputian. The army of randomness was assembled. Together they shall fight! “RANDOM!!!!” Their battle cry had another use besides increase the morale of the troop, oh no It was a call, and invocation or a summoning for their maximum weapon for war. *BROOOM!* The land trembled, every step was an earth quake, yet any of the Mini-mes faltered; their positions remained in place not moving an inch as they glared at the enemy army. From afar the maximum weapon of the Randomness was coming; it was a combination of every possible thing in existence. It could be very big or it could become very small nobody could tell the truth and the nature of it. The wait was short. The Randomanator has arrived, the killer of all seriousness is here to bring some randomness. However the Shrek followers were not idle and waited for the fate to decide their destiny, immediately they began to dance in synchronization, they looked like only one being moving there was no fault in any of them; as they danced they called for their maximum weapon and savior. “This is my swamp.” And Shrek came flying and tackled the Randomanator to the ground, the battle for the control of THE SOMEWHERE has begun. “Mini-Zeppelin!” The original Mini-me was stopped from leading the initial charge, “This is not your battle.” Original Mini-Zeppelin was stopped for two Mini-Zeppelin who had placed their hand on his shoulders ensuring that he could not move further. “But I must fight!” He retorded sounded rather angry. The others shook their head. “No, you must return you already have your battle in our somewhere.” “I will not abandon any you!” Manly tears began to form, what the other him were saying was something that he couldn’t do; it was not right. “You won’t,” The one ho had his hand on his left shoulder reassured him “ We will always be here with you” The placed which he signaled was his heart. Original Mini-Zeppelin was stronger enough but what he said to him was just to much for him to endure, he hugged them and weep on their chest. They shared a very warm and sad moment together in the middle of the battlefield. “Is time.” The three Mini-Zeppelin used their randomness and together grabbed Original Mini-Zeppelin and threw him in direction to the dimensional rift that just appeared above them. “I will tell your story!” And that was last thing what they heard from Original Mini-Zeppelin. His vision returned. “Uh?” “Oh, great! You’ve finally woken up.” Twilight exclaimed. He moved his head side to side so he could check his surroundings, it was indeed the library; residence of the purple unicorn. “What happened?” H e asked as he rubbed the back of his head. “Well little Luna knocked you out by accident when she discovered that she couldn’t read, but don’t worry you weren’t out for long and she is really sorry about it.” Said Twilight with a smile on her face. “So everything was a dream after all.” He muttered with a sad voice, a very sad drepressed voice. The unicorn raised an eyebrow, “What?” “Never mind.” Then he somehow yawned as he stretched both of his arms popping a few bones from his back. “If you say so.” She was still unsure about what he said but she can worry later there was things to do first, like packing! “ When you feel better please go upstairs and help me with packing my things because I’m moving to another place.” And Twilight left him all alone in the first floor of the library. “A dream eh?” Honestly it felt too real and the emotions, the tears and even the hits were too real but then appearing in Twilight’s house and that he just woke up from a dream was too much randomness, he was the logical part of Big me or Big Zeppelin; it was his function to always try to explain things and the best explanation was that everything was a dream; even if that truth hurt him a lot. “POOTIS.” His head shoot up, he looked to his surroundings in search of the source of the pootis. “POOTIS” This time the source was just below him, on his chest pocket to be exactly. A fast as he could possible go his hand went to said pockect and searche inside it, finally he pulled out a small pieace of paper and brought it closer to his pseudo eyes. Gimme Dat Booty He looked up, he visualized the roof as the sky that he used to see a time ago. He was happy. The story will be told to the future generations of the Mini-mes, so they would not be forgotten.
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(The crazy Arc) Damnation! or is doomanation?.....Is this even spelled correctly?The aftermath of the war of 4 minutes ended as expected with no wining side; the responsible were each one at a different place inside the battlefield for the needed recovery. The war put at risk all the books of Ponyville as 3 civilians but one of them not so innocent as he was expected to be. And the cherry of the cake of these misfortunate events was that Equestria was ruled by the fabulous and incredible awesome King Knight with his shiny golden armor and his incredible beautiful cape; yet the quest of our Mini-Zeppelin to regain control of Big-Zeppelin (King Knight) is still incomplete and must be completed as fast as possible! “Please do us moaaarr!” The voice of a little filly faintly and cutely pleaded for her perpetrator to keep going and never stop. Mini-Zeppelin in the other hand was beginning to feel tired for using both of his tiny hand to rub the tummy of Luna the little ex-princess and ex-co-ruler of Equestria. The rhytm he ws using was so hard to maintain that he felt that when she falls to her slumber he will defiantly have arms like a hunky man, so he could show off to the others mini-me. However near him the faints snores of Celestia the sleeping filly who unfairly lost her kingdom were heard and made him suppress the desire to go with her and give her another belly rub, but he has a princess to pet. “Twilight when is she going to sleep?” He looked at her, is still hard to her to tell if he is loking at her because he has no eyes yet he knows where everything is and everything around him looks and that sole fact sends her creeps to her spine. “Twilight come on! My tiny hands are starting to feel sore!” And she was back to the real world. “Well according to the book, when a foal has his or her belly rubbed around 10 minutes he or she will fall asleep.” Twilight said as she looked at the pleased filly at the hands of Mini-Zeppelin, she was internally struggling to don’t grab her with her magic and give her a hug for being so adorable and the same was for Spike. Little Luna was flapping her little wings ans her legs were constantly moving like she was trying to trot, even they loved how her small tongue was out. However they already succumbed for the adorableness when Celestia was in that position, and gave her too many kisses and pet names. “I have been doing this like 15 minutes!” He half-shouted making everybody who wasn’t being petted or was petting to turn to the sleeping form of Celestia who her ears twitched and sigh of relief escaped their lips knowing that she still remained asleep, anyways they send a dirty look to the responsible. “Sorry, but seriously I feel no arms now” Spike looked at the cute form of filly Luna and when he saw her cutie mark he came up with a possible reason. “Maybe it because she is the princess of the night” Everyone turned to each other and nodded saying that is a reasonable explanations. “Well I will be dammed” Mini-Zeppelin muttered as his hand felt like they were just set ablaze causing him to scream internally from both pin and adorableness. Anyways he called for Twilight who was behind him “Can’t we just knock her out?” Twilight’s jaw fell to the floor at hearing such question, she couldn’t believe that he just asked that and even worse to even think to harm two cute fillies who didn’t any harm…well much harm. So as response she grabbed a magazine which luckily for her was near and softly hit him on the back of his head. “No, you did this so now take responsibility of your actions.” The hit annoyed him and secretly insult her, little Luna was happily receiving the belly rub ans stared at the spot where his hand were moving without stop, and he didn’t want to stop because it felt really nice but both arms and hands were screaming at him otherwise. ‘I’m sorry but please arms become hunky!’ And so he doubled his efforts in the belly rubbing as he screamed feeling how the calories inside his muscle were burning. Six painfully and cute minutes later Luna was finally defeated by the power of the belly rub. “I feel so sore man” Mini-Zappelin was staring at the roof ahead, with arms sprayed like they have no life in them, he couldn’t use them for anything not even for move his miserable pinkie finger. Yet he had using one of the best pillows in the whole existence, it was too soft for be true and it was constantly rising and decreasing making the experience of resting on it unique and sometimes he giggled because he would be tickled by it. The pillow has to tones of blue, but he’s resting on the darker part. Twilight rolled in her and shook her head as she warmly smiled, seeing Mini-Zeppelin huddle in the princess belly like a pillow was a cute sight, glancing at her young mentor an idea entered her mind that she couldn’t resist. Carefully she grabbed Celestia with her magic and with too much care she moved her next to her young sleeping sister and also next to the tiny sub-consciousness who now was profoundly in the land of dreams. Mini-Zeppllin despite he was asleep he felt a mattress and smiled at the new feeling, and huddled even more. Between the two fillies he slept. Twilight registered in some pony was around omitting the fact that they were inside a library, and with a teleportation she had camera on her magic grasp and took a few pictures of the sight in front of her; she was kawai suppressing the urge the scream for the cuteness unfold in front of her eyes. However inside there was only two being who remained awake and it didn’t fit for the whole thing. Twilight knew what she needed to do, so she slowly walked to the place where Celestia, Luna and Mini-Zeppelin were sleeping and huddled around them, like a mother would do with her foal. Spike came to the scene. “Shouldn’t we trying to save Equestria ?” Twilight brought a hoof under her chin in thought “No, this is more important” and with that said she closed her eyes allowing her body to fall asleep. Spike tried to argue but looking at too many sleeping caused him to also feel tired, so before the tiredness could reach him he brought his personal pillow and mattress and huddled next to Twilight sleeping form, he placed the pillow on the floor before and then he covered himself with the mattress and slowly but pleasantly his eyelids began to close. The call for sleep became triumphant, and surely it will help them in the quest to place the rightful rulers on the throne and save Equestria from a body with no logical control. WHO AM I KIDDING?! WE ARE DOOMED!! Author's Note I wonder how much this crazziness will keep afloat.
