Paulo Guina's Revenge on Equestriaby Paulo GuinaChaptersThe Black Crystal of TinhosoAn Unexpected HollowDemacolIncoming PalsThe Black Crystal of TinhosoAuthor's Note This is my first fanfiction and I am not fluently on English, so don't be rage if my text have some errors. If you are not a Brazillian and you don't know anything about Pai de Família, you will not understand somethings about this fanfiction. OCO means hollow. The Black Crystal of Tinhoso Paulo Guina was weak and powerless. Since his painting got burned down by someone investigating the camp, Paulo no longer has the power of OCO. He was feeling hatred, angry and humiliated. He got out of the camp, and did his way to a local library of the city. He knew that magic does exist, he used magic to leave OCOs at people's ass. He started searching books about magic and magic objects. He saw a purple book, with the title "Magic Crystals Used by Tupi-Guaranis Tribes". Curious, Paulo opened the book and started learning it. ""White Crystal of Jaci... Yellow Crystal of Guarani... Pink Crystal of Rudá..." These crystals aren't of black magic that I can use. Damn it," said Guina, disappointed. "Hm? "Black Crystal of Tinhoso, used in black magic to kill the Portuguese invaders on the 16th century." Hm, maybe this I can use. "This crystal was used in the 16th to 18th century to kill portugueses that wanted to capture the natives and turn them into slaves. This crystal is the most rare of South America, and can only be found in the state of Acre. Some Portuguese settlers said they have witnessed the natives using this crystal to open a portal to another place, and then entering in. The Crystal of Tinhoso can be found in the Cavern of Macho, near the Tupi-Guarani Temple." I should find this crystal and get my powers back. I just need to ask at station Ipiranga when the bus to Acre leave." Guina took a taxi to station Ipiranga. After 10 minutes, the taxi arrived in the gas station. A man using uniform, probably a worker of Ipiranga, approached it looked to Guina. "You came ask questions, right?" said the uniform guy. "How you know?" replied Guina, confuse. "We, of Posto Ipiranga, know when someone came to ask questions. What's your question, naked guy?" "I want to know when the bus to Acre leave the bus station." "The next bus to Acre leave at 16:30. It's better you get hurry there, it's 16:15 now," the uniform guy spoke to him. The taxi went away of the station Ipiranga and started to go to the bus station. The bus was still there - almost leaving. Guina Quickly entered the bus, without paying the taxi or buying the bus tickets. When the bus arrived in Acre, after 5 hours of travel, Paulo Guina went to the cafe of the bus station, and ate some snacks. However, he didn't paid, so he needed to do the washing up. After that, he took a taxi. "To the Tupi-Guarani Temple. Now," ordered Guina to the taxi driver. "Why nopony eat my carrots? What's the problem with them?" thought Golden Harvest, angry, walking to the Everfree Forest. "That will end tomorrow. I am going to Everfree Forest to get the golden carrot, then I will plant it and everypony will like it. They will buy my carrots more than apples." She was in the Everfree Forest, searching for the golden carrots, at night. Golden Harvest found wild golden carrots, and was ready to harvest it, but she was interrupted by a black and green light, near a tree behind her. She looked at the lights, it was making some kind of a circle. But that was not the worst thing, the worst thing was what has inside it, coming out. It was a biped creature, like a monkey, but more erect. The creature was furry, like a bear, with black hair and beard and a 1 meter long third leg. The monkey-like creature approached her, and asked something. But it was not on her language, so she didn't understand. Golden Harvest started to run, but the root of the trees made her fall into the ground. The creature was approaching, and Golden Harvest could not run anymore - her left rearhoof had twisted, and she was crying in pain. The creature said something, and then it grabbed her. Golden Harvest wanted to scream, but she didn't resist the power of delícia, and got an OCO in her flank. She was now an empty shell: a living statue, with nothing but only the OCO inside her. She fell unconsious, and the creature went away. Paulo Guina was tired after the OCO at the equine-like creature, and started to explore this new world. He was trying to get out of the forest, and he did it. Paulo found a village, with houses made of straw and wood, and a castle made of crystal. He was too much tired, and decided to explore this village tomorrow. Guina climbed a tree inside the forest and fell asleep there. An Unexpected HollowDerpy was worried about her friend, Golden Harvest. Golden said to her that she was going to the Everfree Forest at night, to harvest some golden carrots. Derpy was worried because she didn't saw Golden all the day, and she then began searching for her at Everfree Forest. Derpy entered the forest, with a little fear. She found Golden Harvest unconsious, on the ground. "Golden, wake up! It's day!" Derpy cried. Golden woke up, but said nothing. Derpy saw that her left rearhoof had twisted, then she carried her to the hospital. Golden was with a dead expression, and wide eyes. At the hospital, the Doctor Horse and the Nurse Snowheart took Golden into a room and dressed her in patient clothes.The Doctor wrapped her left rearhoof with bandage, and spoke: "You need to stay in the hospital for 20 days, then you will be cured," the Doctor said, without knowing about the OCO. "You don't need to do this face, your hoof just twisted. You look traumatized or something... anyways, it's better if you dont adventure yourself at the Everfree Forest alone again." "Doctor," said Nurse Snowheart. "I think she is not traumatized because of her hoof." "What do you mean?" "While I was dressing her, I saw something at her flank, a kind of mark, but not a cutie mark, it was a mark of a... hand..." "A hand?" Doctor Horse said, while raising the clothes near the patient's flank. "Yes, and it's not only that. I noticed that the patient has a hollow at her anus. This confirms that she was raped in the Everfree by some animal." "No, there's no animal in the Everfree that rapes ponies. Somepony raped her in the Everfree, but who?" the Doctor leave the room to talk with Derpy. "You, Derpy Hooves, right?" "Yes..." replied Derpy, worried. "Whell, looks like your friend was raped in the Everfree Forest by somepony. It's better if you tell that to Princess Twilight Sparkle, she may arrest this rapist." "Oh no... and what about her hoof?" "Her hoof will be okay in 20 days." "Ok, thank you doctor, I am going to the Princess right now." Derpy went to the castle, searching for the Princess. Guina woke up, and came down from the tree. "Time to explore this village," Guina thought. He walked into the village. He saw ponies everywhere, looking at him. These ponies aren't normal, they had big eyes and head, and some had wings or horns. He remembered last night that he raped one of these ponies, but he was not afraid of them. A pony with a butter colored fur and a pink mane appreached him, slowly. He stopped in front of her. "Wow, I never seen a monkey like you in all my life!" she said to him. Paulo widened his eyes and jumpscared, but he didn't screamed. "Hmm, so these ponies can speak? Weird... and they speak english... I know some english, but not fluently. I think I should talk with them..." he thought. "Ai am Paulo Guina, uo are yuo?" he spoke to her, with an horrible english. "Y-You can tal- talk...?!" the pony said, slowly going back, with a scared and shy face. "Damn, I will never speak English again," he thought, with a grimace. "Eae bundona, gatinha, tá afim de... trabalhar?" Guina said, looking directly at the pony's eyes. The pony ran away, and the other ponies locked themselves in their houses. Guina was alone. He kept walking into the city, to the crystal castle. He encoutered another pony. A purple one, with bot wings and horn. Twilight Sparkle looked at the Human. She never saw one in Equestria. "Oh my goddess! A human!" she said, a little excited. The human asked something, but she didn't understand what he was saying. "Time to test my language spell," she thought, doing the spell. Now she can understand what he was saying: "Dá o cu pra mim, não é? (Give the asshole to me, don't you?)" Twilight blushed. "What?" she said. "Is that how you say "Hi" where you came from?" Guina was understanding everything she said. "How I can understand you? Looks like now I am speaking fluently English and you are speaking fluently Portuguese!" Guina said, looking confuse. "I used an spell of understanding languages, so you know can talk to every creature that think. And what is English and Portuguese?" Twilight replied. "English is the language you speak, and Portuguese is the language I speak," Guina replied, with a face that says 'its the most obvious thing in the world'. "Anyway," said Twilight, clearing her throat. "My name is Twilight Sparkle. Who are you?" Guina was about to laugh, but he hold himself and replied: "My name is Paulo Guina" "Nice to meet you, Paulo Guin- WHAT THE HAY IS THIS?" said Tiwlight, surprised with the size of Guinas' penis. "What?" "Your... is huge... Uh, nevermind! So, where you came from?" "I come from Brazil." "Brazil? Where is this?" "It's a country from another dimension." "Oh, so I think you don't have a house here, in Equestria. Well, you can stay in my home while I search for a spell to bring you to your home!" "Okay, I will follow you to your home." Guina followed Twilight Sparkle to the castle. He noticed that everypony was looking to him, but he didn't mind about that. "Your home is the castle?" he said, raising an eyebrow. Twilight blushed, and spoke: "Well, yes. But I dont like to say that to everypony I meet." "Everypony?" Guina thought. "So, Paol-o... uh, Pauol, you can stay live here for a while. I will ask for Spike to find an room to you," said Twilight, cheerfully. "Spike?" "Yes, he is a baby dragon. Do you want to enter?" "I want to explore the town first." "Okay, feel free to come in when you want!" she said smiling. She went in, and quickly called Spike. "Spike!" Twilight yelled. "What is it Twilight?" Spike said, while coming down the stairs. "We have a new guest. He is a human." "A human? In this dimension?" "Yes, and I want you to look for a room for him." "Okay..." "It's time to leave some OCOs," Guina thought, with a malicious grin on his face. He was near the Everfree forest, he found a stallion alone. His fur was white, and he was with a golden armor. Guina walked to him while he was speaking. "Eae bundão, gatinho, ta afim de... trabalhar? (So, big ass, handsome, are you up to... work?)" The guard looked into him, and spoke: "Who are you? Stopped!" Guina activated his magic, and the guard that was looking to him become hypnotized. "Dexa um OCO no seu rabo. (Leave a hollow at your asshole)" The guard didn't resist the delícia. Guina grabbed him and leave the OCO inside him. All the other ponies can hear on the other side of the city was the screams of pleasure coming from the guard. "AAI, AAAI, AA-AI! QUE DELÍCIA CARA! Porra, que delícia cara...!" yelled the guard, while biting his tongue and closing his eyes at the end. The guard was now an empty shell: an living statue, with nothing but an enormous OCO inside him. Author's Note Any errors or bad gramatic please tell me. If you are not understanding this fanfiction, search for Pai de Família on Know Your Meme. Demacol"By the name of Celestia, what the hay is this?" said Applejack when she heard the screams of the guard. "Ah should check if everything is okay." Then, she went to where she heard the screams in another language before. Applejack saw the guard, sitting, with widened eyes and a dead expression. "Hi? Ar' ya ok?" said Applejack, coming closer to the guard. "Hello?" she keep trying to talk with him, however, the guard didn't replied. The guard started walking to somewhere. Applejack noticied his OCO, and thought: "Oh my Celestia! This guard as been raped! It's better if ah took him to a hospital or something." She come closer to the guard, and spoke: "Follow me, partner. It's better if ah led you to a hospital." The earth white stallion followed Applejack to the hospital, without saying any word or changing his expression. "Where's my bedroom?" asked Guina to Twilight, in the caslte. "It's on the second floor! Spike, lead him to his bedroom, please." "Follow me, Pauol, Paoluo, Pal... You got it! Follow me," Spike said to Guina, going to the bedroom. Guina followed Spike to the bedroom. "Well, it's time to continue my search for a spell to make him travel to his dimension again," Twilight told to herself, but her searching was interrupted by Derpy, that quickly entered into the castle and shouted: "PRINCESS TWILIGHT! MY FRIEND HAS BEEN RAPED BY A MONKEY!" "Ugh... my ears..."Twilight said, closing her eyes hardly. "Sorry Twilight, but Golden Harvest is now a victim of a rapist." "What?! Who raped her?" "I don't know, but the doctor said he has marks of hands in her flank." "Maybe it's... No, it can't be, he doesn't look like a bad guy. I'll ask him if he did that rape tomorrow," Twilight thought. "Ok Derpy, I will try to resolve this case and arrest the rapist." "Thank you Twilight, but I don't know if she will speak again." said Derpy, sad. "She is very traumatized and with an hollow at her flank." "Hollow? Hmm... Paul said he will leave an hollow at my ass when we meet each other..." "Derpy, I think I know who did this, but I will interrogate him tomorrow," Twilight said, with a hoof on her chin. "Welcome to Demacol Home Cen- Oh, it's you. Hi Kauan," said Demacol, when Kauan Desu entered in his shop. "Hi Demacol! Uh, did you seen Paulo? I don't know where he is, just he has been defeated in the camp by someone." "Hm, I saw him on the bus station, going to Acre, with a book in his hands," replied Demacol. "Good, because he was supposed to pay me for fixing his car. Can you find him, please?" "Why me?" Demacol said, narrowing eyes. "It's because Jailson will meet me on my workshop, to give me a piece to fix his car," Kauan replied. "Ok, I'm going to investigate where Paulo went to. See ya." "Goodbye," Kauan said, while exiting the Demacol Home Center. "I must ask at the bus station in Acre if someone saw Paulo." Demacol thought. He went to the bus station, he bought a ticket and waited for the bus to Acre. After 2 hours, the bus arrived, and Demacol entered in. 4 hours of travel, Demacol arrived in the Acre's Estação Ônibus, he asked first to the workers of the snack bar. "Well, I saw a naked guy with a 1 meter long dick eating here," said one of the waiters. "I saw this guy too, he didn't pay us, then he needed to do the washing up," said the other worker. "Where he went after eating here?" Demacol asked. "I saw him entering a taxi." Demacol asked to each taxi driver about him. A taxi driver said he as been ordered by Paulo to go to the Tupi-Guarani's temple, and after he arrived him, he went to the Cavern of Macho. Demacol said to the taxi driver to drive into the Tupi-Guarani's temple, paying him after. He entered the Cavern of Macho, a deep cavern with the smell of sweat. In the end of the cavern, he found a black crystal and a note near it. "Hm, what's this for? I think I should learn this note," he told to himself. "Hm... "Pica gostosa, grande e gostosa!" Uh... ok... what happens now?" The black crystal began to shine and created a portal. Demacol entered the portal, with caution, and found himself in a florest. He didn't know if was day or night, because the forest was too dark to see the skies. "Hmmm... weird..." Demacol walked out of the forest, and encoutered a village. It was night, he explored the village. The ponies looked at him, fearing him. He went to the purple castle, and learned a note on the ground: "Se alguém me atrapalhar em deixar um OCO na princesa vai ter um OCO também." (If someones disturb me leaving a hollow at the princess will have a hollow too) Demacol knew this letter, and thought: "Found you." Twilight was in her library in the castle, learning about tortures used in the Age of the Two Sisters, but was interrupted by a *knock*. Twilight opened the doors of her castle, to see another human, but this human was different. His skin whas brown, he was wearing a white cap, a yellow overalls and a orange shirt. "A... pony...?!" Demacol said, surprised. He saw her horn glowing up, with an purple aura. "Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle. I think you are searching for your friend right?" Twilight said. "A talking unicorn with wings? What the..." "... look, I just want to know if you are here for your friend, Paul." "Yeah, I think he is here, and he is too dangerous for ponies like you." "Yes, I know. I think he raped some ponies, and now I'm going to try to arrest him. Can you help me?" "Of course. Where he is?" "Upstairs, in the guest bedroom." Demacol went to the guest bedroom, he opened the door heavily and shouted: "GUINA! KAUAN WANT HIS MONEY! GIVE HIM THE MONEY OR WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT!" Paulo opened his eyes slowly, sitting on the bed and saying: "So we are gonna fight." Author's Note I will write the battle of Demacol and Paulo Guina on the next chapter. There will be also an OCO on the next chapter. Incoming PalsDemacol summoned a hammer and throwed it at Guina's head. Guina dodged and punched Demacol on the chest, throwing him towards the door. The golden door broke. Demacol landed on the ground of the corridor, cracking the wall behind him. Demacol throwed nails at Guina, while Guina was dodging, Demacol punched him on the gut with such strengthness that Paulo flew backwards, cracking the window. Guina fall on the ground. Demacol jumped near him, summoning a sledgehammer. "Felt strenght, Demacol!" Guina said, rosing up and standing on his feet. "But not enough to kill me!" Demacol tried to smash Guina, but he dodged. Guina cummed on Demacol. Demacol flew with the force of the cum. He was glued to the castle's wall, trying to scape. Guina slowly approached him. "You don't deserve to live, your piece of shit. I'm going to kill you now, penetrate my dick into your heart and making you bleed," Guina said, preparing his dick. He felt suddenly a pink handbag punching against his face. He fell to the ground. Paulo knew exactly this handbag and this strenght. It was Princesa Demacol. "You're not going to kill my dad! Never!" the black transvestite spoke. "Daughter! What you are doing here? It's dangerous!" Demacol said. "Everyone is coming, dad. I called them to help you. I was worried that something would happen to you." "You mean, everyone?" "Yes, they'll be here in a hour." Pincesa (Princess) Demacol as been throwed against the castle's wall when Guina shook his hip against her. Twilight Sparkle blasted Guina, throwing him far away. "Are you okay?" she asked. "Ugh, yes... I just need to get out of this cum..." Demacol managed. Twilight levitated him out of the cum and put him on the ground. "I should contact the others to come hurry, we need reinforcements if we want to kill Guina," Princesa Demacol said, getting a cellphone from her (or his?) handbag. Guina landed on Everfree forest. He rose up and looked around him. He realized that he was where the portal was before it closed, so he knew how to get back to ponyville. The portal suddenly opened and 2 men came through it. "Paulo? Ha! I don't see you since our last rape!" Kid Bengala said, spreading his arms to hug his friend. "Kid? What you are doing here? And why Mangueira Boy is here too?" Guina asked, hugging Bengala. "We are going to help you in this world." "Hmmm.... so follow me, I know a place I want to go." "A very cool tobacco to us PFF PFF PFF," said Chico Bioca in his van. "Hmmm... I prefer orange juice," opined Jailson. The TRANSAmóvel went to the Guarani's Temple. "So, what are we going to do, exactly?" asked Kauan Desu. "Suck a butthole and pah, I don't know wha..." replied Chico. "No, we are going to Guarani's temple to defeat Guina," said James Matarazzo. "I heard that Guina teleported to other world, so I can build a camp there," said Bob o Construtor. "Good, we just need to find an picture of Paulo and burn it. Them we'll be fine," said Philosophy Professor The van stopped in front of the Cavern of Macho and... you know what happended. "AAAH! HELP!" yelled Applejack, being grabbed by Mangueira Boy and Kid Bengala. "Dexa um OCO no seu rabo..." said Paulo. He leaved the OCO at Applejack's flank. She wanted to cry and scream, but it was too much delícia for one pony. She was now ~~an empty shell~~ with the OCO, but she still can think and talk. She fell asleep after the OCO. Kid, Mangueira and Paulo ran away before someone notices her, sleeping under an apple tree she was about to kick. Author's Note The OCO was going to be leave at Flash Sentry, but I change that. Sorry for the chapter being small and the fight too.
The Black Crystal of TinhosoAuthor's Note This is my first fanfiction and I am not fluently on English, so don't be rage if my text have some errors. If you are not a Brazillian and you don't know anything about Pai de Família, you will not understand somethings about this fanfiction. OCO means hollow. The Black Crystal of Tinhoso Paulo Guina was weak and powerless. Since his painting got burned down by someone investigating the camp, Paulo no longer has the power of OCO. He was feeling hatred, angry and humiliated. He got out of the camp, and did his way to a local library of the city. He knew that magic does exist, he used magic to leave OCOs at people's ass. He started searching books about magic and magic objects. He saw a purple book, with the title "Magic Crystals Used by Tupi-Guaranis Tribes". Curious, Paulo opened the book and started learning it. ""White Crystal of Jaci... Yellow Crystal of Guarani... Pink Crystal of Rudá..." These crystals aren't of black magic that I can use. Damn it," said Guina, disappointed. "Hm? "Black Crystal of Tinhoso, used in black magic to kill the Portuguese invaders on the 16th century." Hm, maybe this I can use. "This crystal was used in the 16th to 18th century to kill portugueses that wanted to capture the natives and turn them into slaves. This crystal is the most rare of South America, and can only be found in the state of Acre. Some Portuguese settlers said they have witnessed the natives using this crystal to open a portal to another place, and then entering in. The Crystal of Tinhoso can be found in the Cavern of Macho, near the Tupi-Guarani Temple." I should find this crystal and get my powers back. I just need to ask at station Ipiranga when the bus to Acre leave." Guina took a taxi to station Ipiranga. After 10 minutes, the taxi arrived in the gas station. A man using uniform, probably a worker of Ipiranga, approached it looked to Guina. "You came ask questions, right?" said the uniform guy. "How you know?" replied Guina, confuse. "We, of Posto Ipiranga, know when someone came to ask questions. What's your question, naked guy?" "I want to know when the bus to Acre leave the bus station." "The next bus to Acre leave at 16:30. It's better you get hurry there, it's 16:15 now," the uniform guy spoke to him. The taxi went away of the station Ipiranga and started to go to the bus station. The bus was still there - almost leaving. Guina Quickly entered the bus, without paying the taxi or buying the bus tickets. When the bus arrived in Acre, after 5 hours of travel, Paulo Guina went to the cafe of the bus station, and ate some snacks. However, he didn't paid, so he needed to do the washing up. After that, he took a taxi. "To the Tupi-Guarani Temple. Now," ordered Guina to the taxi driver. "Why nopony eat my carrots? What's the problem with them?" thought Golden Harvest, angry, walking to the Everfree Forest. "That will end tomorrow. I am going to Everfree Forest to get the golden carrot, then I will plant it and everypony will like it. They will buy my carrots more than apples." She was in the Everfree Forest, searching for the golden carrots, at night. Golden Harvest found wild golden carrots, and was ready to harvest it, but she was interrupted by a black and green light, near a tree behind her. She looked at the lights, it was making some kind of a circle. But that was not the worst thing, the worst thing was what has inside it, coming out. It was a biped creature, like a monkey, but more erect. The creature was furry, like a bear, with black hair and beard and a 1 meter long third leg. The monkey-like creature approached her, and asked something. But it was not on her language, so she didn't understand. Golden Harvest started to run, but the root of the trees made her fall into the ground. The creature was approaching, and Golden Harvest could not run anymore - her left rearhoof had twisted, and she was crying in pain. The creature said something, and then it grabbed her. Golden Harvest wanted to scream, but she didn't resist the power of delícia, and got an OCO in her flank. She was now an empty shell: a living statue, with nothing but only the OCO inside her. She fell unconsious, and the creature went away. Paulo Guina was tired after the OCO at the equine-like creature, and started to explore this new world. He was trying to get out of the forest, and he did it. Paulo found a village, with houses made of straw and wood, and a castle made of crystal. He was too much tired, and decided to explore this village tomorrow. Guina climbed a tree inside the forest and fell asleep there.
An Unexpected HollowDerpy was worried about her friend, Golden Harvest. Golden said to her that she was going to the Everfree Forest at night, to harvest some golden carrots. Derpy was worried because she didn't saw Golden all the day, and she then began searching for her at Everfree Forest. Derpy entered the forest, with a little fear. She found Golden Harvest unconsious, on the ground. "Golden, wake up! It's day!" Derpy cried. Golden woke up, but said nothing. Derpy saw that her left rearhoof had twisted, then she carried her to the hospital. Golden was with a dead expression, and wide eyes. At the hospital, the Doctor Horse and the Nurse Snowheart took Golden into a room and dressed her in patient clothes.The Doctor wrapped her left rearhoof with bandage, and spoke: "You need to stay in the hospital for 20 days, then you will be cured," the Doctor said, without knowing about the OCO. "You don't need to do this face, your hoof just twisted. You look traumatized or something... anyways, it's better if you dont adventure yourself at the Everfree Forest alone again." "Doctor," said Nurse Snowheart. "I think she is not traumatized because of her hoof." "What do you mean?" "While I was dressing her, I saw something at her flank, a kind of mark, but not a cutie mark, it was a mark of a... hand..." "A hand?" Doctor Horse said, while raising the clothes near the patient's flank. "Yes, and it's not only that. I noticed that the patient has a hollow at her anus. This confirms that she was raped in the Everfree by some animal." "No, there's no animal in the Everfree that rapes ponies. Somepony raped her in the Everfree, but who?" the Doctor leave the room to talk with Derpy. "You, Derpy Hooves, right?" "Yes..." replied Derpy, worried. "Whell, looks like your friend was raped in the Everfree Forest by somepony. It's better if you tell that to Princess Twilight Sparkle, she may arrest this rapist." "Oh no... and what about her hoof?" "Her hoof will be okay in 20 days." "Ok, thank you doctor, I am going to the Princess right now." Derpy went to the castle, searching for the Princess. Guina woke up, and came down from the tree. "Time to explore this village," Guina thought. He walked into the village. He saw ponies everywhere, looking at him. These ponies aren't normal, they had big eyes and head, and some had wings or horns. He remembered last night that he raped one of these ponies, but he was not afraid of them. A pony with a butter colored fur and a pink mane appreached him, slowly. He stopped in front of her. "Wow, I never seen a monkey like you in all my life!" she said to him. Paulo widened his eyes and jumpscared, but he didn't screamed. "Hmm, so these ponies can speak? Weird... and they speak english... I know some english, but not fluently. I think I should talk with them..." he thought. "Ai am Paulo Guina, uo are yuo?" he spoke to her, with an horrible english. "Y-You can tal- talk...?!" the pony said, slowly going back, with a scared and shy face. "Damn, I will never speak English again," he thought, with a grimace. "Eae bundona, gatinha, tá afim de... trabalhar?" Guina said, looking directly at the pony's eyes. The pony ran away, and the other ponies locked themselves in their houses. Guina was alone. He kept walking into the city, to the crystal castle. He encoutered another pony. A purple one, with bot wings and horn. Twilight Sparkle looked at the Human. She never saw one in Equestria. "Oh my goddess! A human!" she said, a little excited. The human asked something, but she didn't understand what he was saying. "Time to test my language spell," she thought, doing the spell. Now she can understand what he was saying: "Dá o cu pra mim, não é? (Give the asshole to me, don't you?)" Twilight blushed. "What?" she said. "Is that how you say "Hi" where you came from?" Guina was understanding everything she said. "How I can understand you? Looks like now I am speaking fluently English and you are speaking fluently Portuguese!" Guina said, looking confuse. "I used an spell of understanding languages, so you know can talk to every creature that think. And what is English and Portuguese?" Twilight replied. "English is the language you speak, and Portuguese is the language I speak," Guina replied, with a face that says 'its the most obvious thing in the world'. "Anyway," said Twilight, clearing her throat. "My name is Twilight Sparkle. Who are you?" Guina was about to laugh, but he hold himself and replied: "My name is Paulo Guina" "Nice to meet you, Paulo Guin- WHAT THE HAY IS THIS?" said Tiwlight, surprised with the size of Guinas' penis. "What?" "Your... is huge... Uh, nevermind! So, where you came from?" "I come from Brazil." "Brazil? Where is this?" "It's a country from another dimension." "Oh, so I think you don't have a house here, in Equestria. Well, you can stay in my home while I search for a spell to bring you to your home!" "Okay, I will follow you to your home." Guina followed Twilight Sparkle to the castle. He noticed that everypony was looking to him, but he didn't mind about that. "Your home is the castle?" he said, raising an eyebrow. Twilight blushed, and spoke: "Well, yes. But I dont like to say that to everypony I meet." "Everypony?" Guina thought. "So, Paol-o... uh, Pauol, you can stay live here for a while. I will ask for Spike to find an room to you," said Twilight, cheerfully. "Spike?" "Yes, he is a baby dragon. Do you want to enter?" "I want to explore the town first." "Okay, feel free to come in when you want!" she said smiling. She went in, and quickly called Spike. "Spike!" Twilight yelled. "What is it Twilight?" Spike said, while coming down the stairs. "We have a new guest. He is a human." "A human? In this dimension?" "Yes, and I want you to look for a room for him." "Okay..." "It's time to leave some OCOs," Guina thought, with a malicious grin on his face. He was near the Everfree forest, he found a stallion alone. His fur was white, and he was with a golden armor. Guina walked to him while he was speaking. "Eae bundão, gatinho, ta afim de... trabalhar? (So, big ass, handsome, are you up to... work?)" The guard looked into him, and spoke: "Who are you? Stopped!" Guina activated his magic, and the guard that was looking to him become hypnotized. "Dexa um OCO no seu rabo. (Leave a hollow at your asshole)" The guard didn't resist the delícia. Guina grabbed him and leave the OCO inside him. All the other ponies can hear on the other side of the city was the screams of pleasure coming from the guard. "AAI, AAAI, AA-AI! QUE DELÍCIA CARA! Porra, que delícia cara...!" yelled the guard, while biting his tongue and closing his eyes at the end. The guard was now an empty shell: an living statue, with nothing but an enormous OCO inside him. Author's Note Any errors or bad gramatic please tell me. If you are not understanding this fanfiction, search for Pai de Família on Know Your Meme.
Demacol"By the name of Celestia, what the hay is this?" said Applejack when she heard the screams of the guard. "Ah should check if everything is okay." Then, she went to where she heard the screams in another language before. Applejack saw the guard, sitting, with widened eyes and a dead expression. "Hi? Ar' ya ok?" said Applejack, coming closer to the guard. "Hello?" she keep trying to talk with him, however, the guard didn't replied. The guard started walking to somewhere. Applejack noticied his OCO, and thought: "Oh my Celestia! This guard as been raped! It's better if ah took him to a hospital or something." She come closer to the guard, and spoke: "Follow me, partner. It's better if ah led you to a hospital." The earth white stallion followed Applejack to the hospital, without saying any word or changing his expression. "Where's my bedroom?" asked Guina to Twilight, in the caslte. "It's on the second floor! Spike, lead him to his bedroom, please." "Follow me, Pauol, Paoluo, Pal... You got it! Follow me," Spike said to Guina, going to the bedroom. Guina followed Spike to the bedroom. "Well, it's time to continue my search for a spell to make him travel to his dimension again," Twilight told to herself, but her searching was interrupted by Derpy, that quickly entered into the castle and shouted: "PRINCESS TWILIGHT! MY FRIEND HAS BEEN RAPED BY A MONKEY!" "Ugh... my ears..."Twilight said, closing her eyes hardly. "Sorry Twilight, but Golden Harvest is now a victim of a rapist." "What?! Who raped her?" "I don't know, but the doctor said he has marks of hands in her flank." "Maybe it's... No, it can't be, he doesn't look like a bad guy. I'll ask him if he did that rape tomorrow," Twilight thought. "Ok Derpy, I will try to resolve this case and arrest the rapist." "Thank you Twilight, but I don't know if she will speak again." said Derpy, sad. "She is very traumatized and with an hollow at her flank." "Hollow? Hmm... Paul said he will leave an hollow at my ass when we meet each other..." "Derpy, I think I know who did this, but I will interrogate him tomorrow," Twilight said, with a hoof on her chin. "Welcome to Demacol Home Cen- Oh, it's you. Hi Kauan," said Demacol, when Kauan Desu entered in his shop. "Hi Demacol! Uh, did you seen Paulo? I don't know where he is, just he has been defeated in the camp by someone." "Hm, I saw him on the bus station, going to Acre, with a book in his hands," replied Demacol. "Good, because he was supposed to pay me for fixing his car. Can you find him, please?" "Why me?" Demacol said, narrowing eyes. "It's because Jailson will meet me on my workshop, to give me a piece to fix his car," Kauan replied. "Ok, I'm going to investigate where Paulo went to. See ya." "Goodbye," Kauan said, while exiting the Demacol Home Center. "I must ask at the bus station in Acre if someone saw Paulo." Demacol thought. He went to the bus station, he bought a ticket and waited for the bus to Acre. After 2 hours, the bus arrived, and Demacol entered in. 4 hours of travel, Demacol arrived in the Acre's Estação Ônibus, he asked first to the workers of the snack bar. "Well, I saw a naked guy with a 1 meter long dick eating here," said one of the waiters. "I saw this guy too, he didn't pay us, then he needed to do the washing up," said the other worker. "Where he went after eating here?" Demacol asked. "I saw him entering a taxi." Demacol asked to each taxi driver about him. A taxi driver said he as been ordered by Paulo to go to the Tupi-Guarani's temple, and after he arrived him, he went to the Cavern of Macho. Demacol said to the taxi driver to drive into the Tupi-Guarani's temple, paying him after. He entered the Cavern of Macho, a deep cavern with the smell of sweat. In the end of the cavern, he found a black crystal and a note near it. "Hm, what's this for? I think I should learn this note," he told to himself. "Hm... "Pica gostosa, grande e gostosa!" Uh... ok... what happens now?" The black crystal began to shine and created a portal. Demacol entered the portal, with caution, and found himself in a florest. He didn't know if was day or night, because the forest was too dark to see the skies. "Hmmm... weird..." Demacol walked out of the forest, and encoutered a village. It was night, he explored the village. The ponies looked at him, fearing him. He went to the purple castle, and learned a note on the ground: "Se alguém me atrapalhar em deixar um OCO na princesa vai ter um OCO também." (If someones disturb me leaving a hollow at the princess will have a hollow too) Demacol knew this letter, and thought: "Found you." Twilight was in her library in the castle, learning about tortures used in the Age of the Two Sisters, but was interrupted by a *knock*. Twilight opened the doors of her castle, to see another human, but this human was different. His skin whas brown, he was wearing a white cap, a yellow overalls and a orange shirt. "A... pony...?!" Demacol said, surprised. He saw her horn glowing up, with an purple aura. "Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle. I think you are searching for your friend right?" Twilight said. "A talking unicorn with wings? What the..." "... look, I just want to know if you are here for your friend, Paul." "Yeah, I think he is here, and he is too dangerous for ponies like you." "Yes, I know. I think he raped some ponies, and now I'm going to try to arrest him. Can you help me?" "Of course. Where he is?" "Upstairs, in the guest bedroom." Demacol went to the guest bedroom, he opened the door heavily and shouted: "GUINA! KAUAN WANT HIS MONEY! GIVE HIM THE MONEY OR WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT!" Paulo opened his eyes slowly, sitting on the bed and saying: "So we are gonna fight." Author's Note I will write the battle of Demacol and Paulo Guina on the next chapter. There will be also an OCO on the next chapter.
Incoming PalsDemacol summoned a hammer and throwed it at Guina's head. Guina dodged and punched Demacol on the chest, throwing him towards the door. The golden door broke. Demacol landed on the ground of the corridor, cracking the wall behind him. Demacol throwed nails at Guina, while Guina was dodging, Demacol punched him on the gut with such strengthness that Paulo flew backwards, cracking the window. Guina fall on the ground. Demacol jumped near him, summoning a sledgehammer. "Felt strenght, Demacol!" Guina said, rosing up and standing on his feet. "But not enough to kill me!" Demacol tried to smash Guina, but he dodged. Guina cummed on Demacol. Demacol flew with the force of the cum. He was glued to the castle's wall, trying to scape. Guina slowly approached him. "You don't deserve to live, your piece of shit. I'm going to kill you now, penetrate my dick into your heart and making you bleed," Guina said, preparing his dick. He felt suddenly a pink handbag punching against his face. He fell to the ground. Paulo knew exactly this handbag and this strenght. It was Princesa Demacol. "You're not going to kill my dad! Never!" the black transvestite spoke. "Daughter! What you are doing here? It's dangerous!" Demacol said. "Everyone is coming, dad. I called them to help you. I was worried that something would happen to you." "You mean, everyone?" "Yes, they'll be here in a hour." Pincesa (Princess) Demacol as been throwed against the castle's wall when Guina shook his hip against her. Twilight Sparkle blasted Guina, throwing him far away. "Are you okay?" she asked. "Ugh, yes... I just need to get out of this cum..." Demacol managed. Twilight levitated him out of the cum and put him on the ground. "I should contact the others to come hurry, we need reinforcements if we want to kill Guina," Princesa Demacol said, getting a cellphone from her (or his?) handbag. Guina landed on Everfree forest. He rose up and looked around him. He realized that he was where the portal was before it closed, so he knew how to get back to ponyville. The portal suddenly opened and 2 men came through it. "Paulo? Ha! I don't see you since our last rape!" Kid Bengala said, spreading his arms to hug his friend. "Kid? What you are doing here? And why Mangueira Boy is here too?" Guina asked, hugging Bengala. "We are going to help you in this world." "Hmmm.... so follow me, I know a place I want to go." "A very cool tobacco to us PFF PFF PFF," said Chico Bioca in his van. "Hmmm... I prefer orange juice," opined Jailson. The TRANSAmóvel went to the Guarani's Temple. "So, what are we going to do, exactly?" asked Kauan Desu. "Suck a butthole and pah, I don't know wha..." replied Chico. "No, we are going to Guarani's temple to defeat Guina," said James Matarazzo. "I heard that Guina teleported to other world, so I can build a camp there," said Bob o Construtor. "Good, we just need to find an picture of Paulo and burn it. Them we'll be fine," said Philosophy Professor The van stopped in front of the Cavern of Macho and... you know what happended. "AAAH! HELP!" yelled Applejack, being grabbed by Mangueira Boy and Kid Bengala. "Dexa um OCO no seu rabo..." said Paulo. He leaved the OCO at Applejack's flank. She wanted to cry and scream, but it was too much delícia for one pony. She was now ~~an empty shell~~ with the OCO, but she still can think and talk. She fell asleep after the OCO. Kid, Mangueira and Paulo ran away before someone notices her, sleeping under an apple tree she was about to kick. Author's Note The OCO was going to be leave at Flash Sentry, but I change that. Sorry for the chapter being small and the fight too.
