Fucking ponies man

by Yoni

Rating: mature
Tags: Anthro, Romance, Anon, Other, Sex, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human
Length: 7241

Anon is forced to become Celestia's bodyguard. You know where this is going...

Anon the human is stuck in Equestria until he repays for all the stuff he broke when he first appeared in the castle. Now he's the personal bodyguard of Celestia, whom he hates with a burning passion.

A shameless clop with a shameless plot and slightly OCC (out of character) Celestia and Luna

Published 2015-04-26 14:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-26 14:50:02 UTC

Man fucking ponies

These were by far the best few months in quite some time for Princess Celestia. Her sun was shining in such a way that was not seen for a while now, and there was nothing in her entire kingdom- nay, the entire world that could sour her mood.

Why was she so happy? Who knows. The only difference these months had from every other before them was the appearance of a certain human.

His name was Anon.

The way Anon appeared in Equestria was… less than ideal. Granted, when you suddenly fall onto the dining table while the princesses were having a breakfast, and then flipping said table out of shock, tends to leave a bad impression on others. It was only by sheer luck that the princesses were able to catch Anon before he could have brought harm to others, though the same could not be said for some priceless vases and works of arts.

When Anon calmed down, or at least calm enough to having an actual conversation, it was revealed that he was not native to Equestria, or the world for that matter. Princess Celestia confessed to the distraught Anon that she could send him back to his own world, but he would have to repay her for the damage he had caused.

Anon was… angry, putting it gently. He did not like the idea of being held captive in a world not his own, doing community service. At first he declined, claiming that he had done nothing wrong, and that anyone would react under the same circumstances. Unfortunately, he had no say in the matter.

That is why Anon was standing next to Celestia's throne, as he stood there each and every day, guarding the princess of the sun as part of his repayment, holding a spear. Of course, he needed to undergo a basic training in order to be qualified as a bodyguard to someone as important as Princess Celestia, but being a human with natural instincts, Anon finished his brief training course with flying colors.

Celestia looked down from her throne towards Anon. He was standing there as still as a statue. Not talking, not blinking, and barely even breathing. To any onlooker it would seem that the human was petrified in place, but Celestia knew better. Anon was not standing rigid next to Celestia's throne out of loyalty. He was simply brooding with himself. Thinking all manner of obscenities directed towards Celestia. Most of them ranged from being trapped in this world, to various nasty remarks about her oversized buttocks.

Celestia was not disturbed in the least, though. In fact, she was amused. Anon was the first being to actually express his resentment towards her without a care in the world. It was a nice change of pace for the regal princess, and she enjoyed Anon's presence ever since. Being one-sided as it was.

"A slow day, is it not, Anon?" Celestia observed, looking towards the empty space which assembled the throne room. Today was Friday, and as a result the day court was almost always completely void of ponies seeking Celestia's counsel.

"Permission to speak freely, princess?" Anon asked, his mouth barely moved but his voice was amplified by the vast throne room.

"Permission granted."

"I fucking hate you..."

Ahh, classic Anon. Celestia's smile seemed to widen at the remark, even more so once she cast her gaze towards the guards lining the walls. Each was sending a death glare towards the human.

Anon though either did not care or did not notice. Celestia was leaning towards the former. Anon was known for voicing his honest opinion in every given opportunity. He held nothing back and said everything that was on his mind. Celestia toyed with the idea of Anon being the element of Honesty instead of Applejack. While the farmer always tried to tell the truth with a bit of a sugar coating, Anon was brutally honest.

"An astute observation," Celestia remarked. "And how was your evening yesterday, Anon?"

"I took a piss in one of the mini fountains next to your throne," he said, his voice dead of emotion.

Hmm, I did wonder why one of the fountains had a slightly yellowish hue to it. Oh well, now I know.

The rest of the day went unhindered. Only a few ponies came and the ones that did were slightly more chipper than usually, due to the nature of Fridays, even the nobles that usually irritated Celestia on a daily basis were somewhat more tolerable.

During the day, Celestia could not help but having her thoughts drift towards a certain human. Anon was nasty, rude, hotheaded and at sometimes prone to violence. But despite that, Celestia felt herself becoming more and more interested in him, be it his species, origins, or simply the way he acted. He was unique, both in appearance and personality, and Celestia was intrigued by it.

It was little over six in the afternoon that the day court was officially over. Celestia slowly began to smile as she thought about all the things she could do during her week off. After all, every royalty needs their break every once in a while.

Celestia rose from her throne, moving slowly down the steps. As she reached the base of her throne, three guards and Anon fell in formation around her, with the human to Celestia's front right. She gave the human a once over. He was tiny compared to her, or any other pony for that matter, but especially to her. When standing straight, he was on par with her breasts. Deciding not to ponder over it for too long, Celestia began walking, her guards moving in sync around her.

Each Friday, Celestia would occupy herself with something new that she has not tried before. It was a way to keep things fresh and to allow herself some much needed time to simply relax.

A walk in the garden, although a bit simple, was today's activity. The guards kept their silence as Celestia strode through the many bushes of exotic and colorful flowers, wearing a yellow sundress and donning a matching sun hat. Celestia would sometimes get off the cobble road so she could examine each flower closer and sometimes sniff it. Her guards were perfectly silent, despite the summer's sun beating down on their armored bodies. Well, everypony except for Anon. The poor human was constantly sniffing and sneezing, occasionally using his hand to wipe his nose before rubbing it across his pants.

Celestia paid him no mind as she caught sight of a peculiar flower. It had purple petals with orange tips. The very center of was bright blue. The smell soon followed, and Celestia found herself enchanted by the heavenly smell. She gently picked the flower with her index finger and thumb and placed it behind her ear.

"How do I look?" she asked sweetly. Her bodyguards were quick to answer, claiming that her beauty was amplified tenfold and that her mere sight was the closest thing to heaven there was. Every guard voiced their opinion, every guard except for one.

Anon was the only one who has not said a thing. Instead he preferred wiping his nose a few more time.

"And what do you think, Anon?" Celestia asked. Her ears were perked up as she leaned slightly closer towards Anon. he cast a single glance at the sun goddess before turning away and sneezing loudly.

"It's okay…" he said, his voice slightly raspy.

Celestia pouted. She really thought Anon might open up a little. Sighing inwardly, Celestia continued on her trek across the gardens, collecting flowers here and there for her own personal bouquet that she would later place inside her chambers.

It was nearing seven by the time Celestia decided to have a cup of tea inside a pagoda overlooking the mountain side. She relieved all but one bodyguard.

"May I ask you something… Princess?" Anon asked, a vain bulging on his forehead as he forced the last word out of his mouth.

"Why of course, Anon. What's the matter?"

Still standing frozen in place, Anon looked directly into Celestia's eyes. "Why am I here?"

"I do not know, Anon. Why we are here? Do we have some great destiny awaiting us, or are we forever doomed to wonder aimlessly in the vast expenses of the cosmos?"

Anon grit his teeth. "You know what I mean," he said. "Why did you relieve the others and not me?"

"Hmm…" Celestia pondered over the question, occasionally sipping from her cup. "It might be perhaps that I would like you to relax a little. Maybe have a cup of tea and discuss our boring lives with each other."

"With no due respect Princess," Anon started, "but I don't feel like relaxing with my warden/boss. Especially not now." For the first time since Celestia set eyes on him today, Anon slumped down on the chair across the table. He sighed, throwing his spear to the ground and crossing his arms.

"Come now Anon, don't be such a grumpy cat. Here, have some tea, I'm sure it will calm your nerves," the princess said as she levitated a second cup and filled it with tea before levitating it towards Anon."

Anon sneered and took the cup from the air. "I don't need to calm down, and I don't need a cup of tea!" Anon then threw the cup away, its content spilling as it plunged to the ground.

Celestia watched with a frown as the tea cup broke upon contact with the ground. It was another thing to add to the list of growing objects that broke down because of Anon.

"You know, keeping that attitude won't speed up time, especially if you keep breaking more and more of my stuff. As it happens this is part of my late mother's tea set." Celestia looked down at the broken tea cup and felt a slight pang of sadness. This tea set was bound by a very powerful spell. There was no way to repair it with magic.

Returning her gaze on the upset human, Celestia could not help but sigh. She was trying to coax him out of his hard shell, but each attempt was met with the same result.

Finally, she stood up from her seat. Anon was up not a moment later, begrudgingly ready to escort her to wherever she desired.

"Its fine Anon, you don't have to follow me anymore. You are relieved," Celestia said as she looked across the gardens and towards the castle. She heard the shuffling of armor coming from Anon's direction. She turned around to bid him farewell, but by the time she did, Anon has already left.

Left alone, Celestia let herself slump back in her seat. She casually ran a hand through her mane, taking the flower from behind her ear. She examined it once again, but this time it lacked the appeal it had on her. With a sigh, she threw the flower away before moving back into the castle.

It was such a beautiful day, She thought to herself. How can I make him see it as well?

On her way to her bedchambers, Celestia passed the throne room, where Luna was attending night court. The night princess saw the troubled look on her sister's face and promptly jumped from her throne and walked up to her. It's not like ponies came to her at Friday night anyway.

"Tia!" she called, causing the older sister to turn in place.

"Ahh, Lulu, good evening," she bid, putting a fake smile, a smile that failed to fool her younger sister.

"Is everything alright, Tia? You look a bit… I believe the expression is under the weather?"

Celestia chuckled nervously before replying. "I'm fine, Lulu. Really."

Luna frowned. She did not like being lied to. "Drop the act, dear sister. We know something is bothering you. You've always been a bad liar. You play with your mane when you do."

"I have no idea what are you talking about," Celestia said, playing with her mane.

Luna raised her eyebrow. "Really?"

Holding her fake smile for a little longer, Celestia finally let her exhaustion take a hold of her as she hung her head in defeat.

"You're right Luna. I'm not in the best of moods right now."

Luna hummed thoughtfully before escorting Celestia to her bedchambers. Once there, Celestia all but fell on her bed, face down and hugging her pillow.

"I don't know what to do, Luna," Celestia admitted. "I try to make Anon's stay as comfortable as possible, but no matter how hard I try, he simply pushes me away."

Luna did a double take at that. "Wait. You're troubled because of that… that… insufferable ape?!" Luna had to sit down and rub her temples. "Sister, I truly believe that you have gone insane."

Celestia rose from her position on her bed and glared at Luna. "He's not an ape, Luna! And he's certainly not insufferable. He's just… scared, confused maybe, but not insufferable."

Luna rolled her eyes, crossing her arms. "That excuse might've worked a month or so ago, but Anon haven't changed one bit since his arrival. Why do you want to befriend with him is beyond me."

Celestia fidgeted on her bed. She bit her lower lip while rubbing her hooves together. "Oh, you know… I-I just don't like the idea of somepony being mad all the time."

Luna examined her sister. She's behaving rather odd, could it be that-

Luna's eyes almost popped out of her head as her mouth slowly opened. "Sister… are you… having a crush on Anon?!"

"Most definitely not! I don't have a crush on Anon," Celestia almost screeched, all the while playing with her mane.

"You do! You totally do have a crush on him!" Luna pointed an accusing finger at her sister.

Celestia stuttered, trying in vain to convince her sister that she was wrong, but the more she denied it, the less she was convinced in herself. After a minute or so of senseless babbling, Celestia was finally admitting defeat.

"You're right, Luna. I do have a crush on Anon. I don't know when it started but I can't shake off the feelings I have towards him. I don't know what to do!" Celestia further expressed her frustration by burying her muzzle into her pillow and kicking her hooves in a very child-like manner.

Luna just sat there, slowly shaking her head from side to side while looking at her sister with an almost disappointed look. "Really, Celestia. I expected better from you. You could've had any stallion in your bed with but a glance and you chose Anon of all ponies, not to mention that he isn't a pony at all!"

"I know, I know," Celestia whimpered. "But I can't help it…"

Luna had to admit, watching her sister like this was really pathetic. Here was her older sister, a thousand years old alicorn who possess the power over the sun, acting like a little teenager over a human. She really wanted to say something, to make Celestia see the error of her ways, but the more she looked, the more conflicted she became with herself.

With a sigh, Luna rose from her seat and moved next to Celestia, slowly patting her head. "There, there, Tia," she cooed. "If what you're feeling is truly genuine, then I'm okay with this."

Celestia lifted her head to meet her sister's gaze, her eyes were bloodshot and her cheeks were slightly moist. Luna cringed at Celestia's diabetes inducing look. How can somepony look so miserable and yet so adorable at the same time?

"You mean it sister? Truly?" Celestia whispered almost pleadingly.

"I… believe I can manage."

Before Luna could say no more, she was being smothered by her sister's death hug. Her face was firmly pressed against her cleavage and she could have sworn that she heard her spine creak.

"Oh Luna, you don't understand how happy I am to hear you saying that! Thank you for understanding, you're the best little sister a mare could have!"

"Celes- hurk- tia… can't… breathe…" Luna tried to pry herself from her sister's hug, but it only served to worsen her situation.

"I know what I'll do," Celestia declared as she released her sister. "I'll talk to him. Tomorrow. I'll leave nothing back! I'll tackle the problem head on!"

Luna was panting on the floor, gulping lungful after lungful of sweet, sweet oxygen. When enough of the holy gas entered her brain and allowed her to think clearly she rose up and looked at her sister, quietly thankful for being alive.

"Sister, while your… affections for the human may be genuine, perhaps telling him of that may not be in the best of your interests," Luna confessed.

Celestia returned Luna's gaze with her own, fierce one. "No, Luna! Anon needs to understand, he must. I cannot run away from my feelings anymore!"

"Then perhaps a more tame approach is in order," Luna suggested, afraid that her sister will make a fool out of herself.

"Then what are you suggesting, Lulu?" Celestia asked, sitting cross legged on her bed and hugging her pillow close to her chest, staring at Luna with rapt attention.

Unfortunately for the moon goddess, she knew nothing about relationships. Being trapped in the moon for a millennium has rendered Luna almost completely useless when it came to courtship. Sure, at times of 'great need' she would snatch a passing guard or a butler for a good rutting, but there was a difference between plain ol' sex and romance. Now, if Celestia was asking her about frisky positions…

Snapping out of her thoughts, Luna saw that Celestia was still looking at her. Magicaning a cup of coffee, Luna took a careful sip of the bitter beverage.

"Okay Tia, here's what you must do…"

Celestia fidgeted in place as she sat on her throne, looking expectedly at the doors leading to the throne room. For the past hour or so she has been sitting there, questioning herself and her actions. Luna told her that she should summon Anon for a private talk and try to understand him better. On her lap there was a box containing a small gift for Anon. It was something that Celestia hoped would give her a chance to talk with the human under better circumstances.

It was nerve wrecking. She waited for what felt like forever. Ever since Celestia have sent a guard to call Anon from the barracks she have been feeling butterflies in her stomach. If the box on her lap was not a gift for Anon, she would have probably crushed it from nervousness. In fact, Celestia was so nervous that she did not even heard Luna as she approached her from behind.

"Still waiting?" Luna asked, causing Celestia to yelp and accidently throw Anon's present to the air. Forgetting her magic, Celestia threw her hands in the air and just barely caught the gift before it fell to the floor. Sighing in relief, Celestia turned to her sister, glaring at the younger princess.

"You could've warned me you know!" Celestia shot, trying to drill a hole in her sister's head with her stare a lone.

Luna smiled sheepishly, moving her arms behind her back and swaying back and forth on her hooves. "Well… I was just a little worried about you, Tia. You haven't showed up to breakfast and when I asked one of the staff members where have you been, they told me that you were sitting here the entire morning."

Celestia closed her eyes and sighed for the umpteenth time in the past two days, before looking back at her sister. "I guess I'm a little nervous, Lulu. It's not every day you tell your crush that you have, well… a crush on them."

Luna rolled her eyes. "I still can't understand what you see in that human…"

"Me neither," Celestia said with a dreamy sigh.

Luna was about to say something when the doors to the throne room opened. In a second, Celestia turned towards the doors, her ears perked up and her magic working over her white dress to smooth out any wrinkles. Celestia's face promptly fell when instead of the renowned human, it was a pony guard who walked through the doors.

The guard stopped before the two princesses and bowed. Celestia recognized him as the pony she had sent to fetch Anon.

"Rise, my little pony," she commanded, somehow sounding like the calm and collected princess again. Once the guard stood up she asked, "And where is Anon? I remember quite clearly that I asked for his presence."

For his credit, the guard simply bowed again before answering, "A thousand apologies princess, but Anon was not present in the barracks. When I asked around for him, the guards all said that they saw him walking back to his room yesterday evening, but he did not report for duty this morning."

"Hmm, how odd," Luna commented. "He is aware that he's on today's shift, right?"

The guard nodded. "I would assume so."

"Something's wrong," Celestia said. Luna turned to her sister, a questioning look on her face.

"And how would you know that?" she asked.

"I just do," Celestia proclaimed firmly.

Luna and the guard both watched as Celestia matched out from the throne room.

"Should we do something, your highness?" The guard asked, looking at Luna.

The night princess merely shook her head and sighed. "No, we'd better let this little fiasco untangle itself rather than further complicating it." Luna stared at the door where Celestia had disappeared through, a small, barely visible smile on her face. "I hope Anon is prepared…"

Celestia marched briskly as her destination became closer and closer. There was only one place where Anon could possibly be off-duty, and that would be his room.  The room was located inside the living courters of the castle and it was with Celestia's permission that Anon resided there, considering he had no real home in Equestria. It was located far enough so to keep the hustle and bustle of the outside at bay.

It took Celestia a little less than a minute to reach Anon's room. She walked straight up to his door, puffed out her cheeks, Adjusted her bra, raised her hand, reached out to knock on the door, and…

Nothing…

Celestia simply stood there with her clenched fist mere inches from the door. Her body suddenly felt a lot lighter, a fluttering sensation took place in her stomach, and her heart quivered in anticipation.

What was she doing?! Was she really so easily crumbled? How can a human -who is barely as tall as a teenager stallion- could so easily pluck on the strings of her heart? Was it simply the loneliness that drove Celestia to Anon? Was it his exotic look? Was it his ill-mannered behavior that intrigued her?

But it did not matter now. The how's and why's are of no importance. And besides, Celestia first must discover the reason behind Anon's odd behavior this morning.

Deciding she stood like an idiot for too long, Celestia tapped three times on the door to Anon's room.

No answer.

Knocking again, Celestia this time called, "Anon! It's me, Celestia. Please open this door."

Nothing…

Getting rather annoyed, Celestia practically banged on the door. "Anon! Open the door this instance!"

"Go away…" a muffled reply came from the other side of the door. It was Anon alright, but something in his voice was a little… off.

"Anon? Are you alright?" Celestia inquired. Any and all traces of frustration were completely gone. Only concern for the human remained.

For a moment, there was no sound coming from Anon's room. Celestia seriously considered barging into the room out of anxiety, but then Anon reply quietly, "I'm *cough* *cough* fine. Just leave."

Celestia frowned. Something was wrong, and if she was not convinced in it before, then she was sure as hell now.

"Anon, I'm coming in," Celestia announced

"No, wait!" Anon called, but it was too late. Celestia had already come inside.

Anon's room was Spartan, to say the least. He had no personal possessions and everything inside was already given to him with the room. Looking around for a bit, Celestia finally let her gaze fall on the bed. Anon was laying there, his entire body was covered with a blanket, a towel was draped across his forehead, his cheeks were flush, and a thermometer was comfortably tucked between his lips. All-in-all, Anon looked like a mess.

Anon looked up from his bed and toward Celestia, his expressionless face bore into her eyes, and with a scratchy voice he said, "I'm fine, now go."

"Oh Anon." Celestia shook her head and made her way towards Anon, all the while looking at the human with a disapproving gaze. She sat on the edges of the bed, something that made Anon squirm for an unknown reason, and reached out for the thermometer.

Anon growled and turned his head to the side, denying Celestia access to the thermometer. Celestia frowned before reaching yet again for it. Anon simply turned his head to the other way.

Growling herself, Celestia used her magic and yanked the device from Anon's mouth and towards her waiting hand.

"Hey, that's cheating!"

"Oh relax, it's for your own good."

Celestia gently let her thermometer fall into her hand before reading it. She smiled warmly before looking down at the frowning human.

"Well, the good news is that you're not going to die anytime soon. You just have a slight fever," Celestia sang.

"Oh, umm… great." Anon looked around nervously. "Then I guess you can leave now?"

Celestia raised her eyebrow. Something was strange with the way Anon was acting, and it is not just his fever. Before she could voice her opinion, a pungent smell invaded the princess' nostrils.

"My goodness, Anon! When was the last time you took a shower?"

"Hey! I took a shower just this morning. It's not my fault I get all sweaty!"

"Well, in that case you could at least change your blanket. It absolutely reeks."

Celestia reached out for the blanket but Anon suddenly squirmed all the way to the other side of his bed, with the blanket.

"No, no! You don't need to do that!" Anon seemed more nervous than usual, and Celestia could have sworn his face just got a tad bit redder.

"Come on, Anon. You can't just lay in your own filth for the rest of the day. Just simply change blanket is all I'm saying. Is that too hard?"

"Yes! Yes it is. Now please, go!"

"Anon, I'm not playing this game with you. Take. Your blanket. Off!" Celestia growled.

"No!"

"You asked for it mister." Celestia channeled a bit of her magic and unleashed it on the poor blanket. In an instant, the blanket flew across the room and landed on floor. Smiling to herself, Celestia turned towards Anon.

"See? Much bett-"

Her words literally died in her throat as the princess perceived the image in front of her.

There was Anon. Sitting against the bed's headboard, wearing nothing but his birthday suit for the whole world to see. He was trying to cover himself up but from the looks of it, his package could not be so easily concealed with a mere hand.

"You're naked," Celestia said.

"Good job, Sherlock. Did you figure it out yourself?!" Anon spat.

"Why are you naked?"

"Because it got too hot so I decided to take off my clothes! Now can you PLEASE get out?!"

Celestia could feel her own cheeks heat up as she gazed upon Anon's penis. It was very different from a stallion's, but it was by no means appalling. In fact, her cheeks were not the only thing that heated up at that moment.

Against all rational thought, Celestia slowly crawled towards the shocked human. Her gaze was transfixed on the rod in from of her. When she was in an arm length away, she whispered, "It looks like a mushroom…"

She slowly reached with her hand towards Anon's package. Her breath trembled and her loins burned with desire. Inch by agonizing inch, Celestia closed the gap.

Anon for his part, was petrified. He could do nothing but stare as Celestia slowly reached out for him. A part of him wanted to push Celestia away, but a larger part of him beat the other part into submission. Being stuck in this land was hard enough without other humans to interact him, his sexual life even more so. So when an opportunity such as this shows itself, there is no power on this world that would deter him.

Slowly, Anon let his hand fall, revealing what god blessed him with all its glory. He actually had to suppress a moan when Celestia's velvety hand made contact with him.

Celestia exhaled slowly, letting the smooth texture fill her senses. She ever so gently moved her hand up all the way to the tip. Looking up, Celestia saw the desire reflected in Anon's eyes. His lower lip trembled with anticipation. Keeping her gaze locked with the human, Celestia mover her hand down. This time did the trick. Anon moaned quietly as he closed his eyes, letting the feel of fine coat pelt him in the most intimate ways possible.

Smiling to herself, Celestia let her hand move up and down in a constant rhythm, enjoying the moans and grunts that Anon was making. She used her free hand to feel Anon's stomach. She slowly traced her hand up towards his abs, where she felt the flexing muscles underneath. Her hand ventured towards his face, caressing the human's jawline and cheeks.

Anon grabbed Celestia's hand and pulled it into a gently kiss. He slowly traced little pecks along her arm, going all the way to her shoulder. Celestia adjusted herself, sitting on her knees next to the human. From this angle, Anon was on eye level with Celestia's underboobs. After reaching her shoulders, Anon began kissing the nape of neck, getting all the way to the princess' boob. Celestia shuddered with each peck. Her body felt hotter with every passing second and she was getting rather uncomfortable in her dress.

"Anon… ohhh… wait…"

Celestia gently pushed Anon away. She channeled all her will power not to pounce the human out of sheer desire. She slowly crawled out from the bed as stood next to the foot of the bed. She turned only her head towards Anon and smirked when she saw how mesmerized he was.

Deciding to tease him a little bit, Celestia let the shoulder straps of her dress to fall across her shoulders. She bit down on her lower lip and half lidded her eyes as she bent down to wear off her shoes, sticking her ass into the air. She could feel Anon's eyes roaming all across her and could not help but wiggle it.

Once she was free from the uncomfortable hoofwear, Celestia turned around and crawled back onto the bed. She reached to where Anon was frozen in place and turned around, revealing a tiny zip that held the dress in place.

"Care to help, Anon?" Celestia whispered in a low voice.

Not replying with words, Celestia gasped when she felt the human's arms going across her curves. Anon let his hands touch the princess' wide hips, going as slowly as possible towards her upper back. Once there, Anon let his hands wander to the front side, grabbing a handful of each boob. Celestia threw her head backwards, resting it on Anon's shoulder, and let out a sensual moan.

Anon began playing with Celestia's, letting his hands sink into the princess' cleavage and enjoy the soft and furry feeling. Celestia, still resting her head on Anon's shoulder, faced towards the human and gave him a slow lick from his jaw all the way up to his forehead. Anon responded by turning his head as well and catch the princess' lips with his own.

The two moaned into each other, letting their tongues wrestle for dominance. Meanwhile, Anon left the Princess' breasts and moved his hands to her upper back, where he grabbed the zip of the dress and pulled it down.

Celestia broke the kiss, a trail of saliva still connected the two, and exhaled.

"Thank goodness. I couldn't stand another second with this tight dress on me."

Celestia let both straps of her dress to fall across her shoulders. She turned around to full face Anon, and slowly traced her hands along her waist, going up towards her lithe stomach, brushing across her supple breasts, and finally grasping at the edges of her dress.

Anon watched in rapped attention as Celestia released her breasts from their silky prison. He swallowed loudly once he finally laid eyes on the princess' prized boobs. 'They're even bigger from the front' he thought to himself.

Celestia let herself chuckled after seeing Anon's reaction, but the burning in her lower region demanded her attention. She seriously contemplated impaling herself on Anon's shaft out of desire when her eyes sparkled with a devious idea.

Slowly, she straddled the human, letting her breasts fill his vision. Anon wasted no moment and immediately reached out for Celestia's breasts, but a furred hand stopped him.

Looking up in confusion, Anon saw the mischievous look on Celestia's face. She trailed her hand up Anon's arm and stopped at his shoulder. The princess mimicked the gesture with her other hand.

Once she had a firm grasp on the human's shoulder, Celestia gently applied pressure, allowing the human to slide down from his sitting position. By the time Anon realized where the princess was going with this, he was face to face with Celestia's lower lips.

The scent was unlike anything Anon have smelt before. It was slightly sweet and tangy, like citrus. And it was not just the smell. He could even feel the heat of Celestia's temple washing across his face, fueling his desire for the princess tenfold.

His hands automatically found the princess' legs, and slowly spread them apart, causing the princess to plant herself on his face.

Celestia moaned loudly as she felt the human's tongue brushing across her outer lips and clit. Her hands started fondling with her own breasts as she swayed her hips across Anon's face.

Anon, for his part, was overwhelmed. Celestia's juices were the sweetest thing he ever had the pleasure to taste. Much like the smell, her juices tasted like an exotic combination of fruits. Unable to control himself any longer, her pushed his tongue past Celestia's outer lips and straight into her wanting tunnel. Above him, Celestia shivered as pleasure shot up her spine and wracked her body. She bit her lip and placed a trembling hand on the bed's headboard.

Anon was pleasantly surprised when Celestia's inner muscles started to massage his tongue. He wiggled it in and out of her wanting fold, sliding in with ease, and then struggling to pull out. Back on Earth, Anon was with many women. He licked many pussies. But none of them came even close to how Celestia's felt.

"Anon… I…" Celestia huffed. She tried to tell Anon she was close, but then, his tongue brushed past a certain spot inside of her that sent her over the edge. With an outstretched moan, Celestia grabbed Anon's head and tried to push him deeper as she reached her peak.

Anon could do nothing but swallow as juices splashed into his mouth and across his chin. He tried to swallow as much as possible, trying desperately not to drown in mare cum. Once Celestia was satisfied, she climbed off from Anon's face, moving between his outspread legs. She looked down at him and chuckled nervously.

"Oh my… I… didn't think I was THAT pent up. Sorry Anon."

Before Anon could voice his opinion, Celestia bent down and licked Anon's chin, moving all the way across his face, cleaning him completely before finally reaching his lips, where she kissed him with all the passion on the world. She exchanged saliva with Anon, testing her own juices and humming contently before breaking the kiss.

She swirled the juices in her mouth before swallowing audibly.

"Hmm… sweet, and just a tad bit tangy. I like it," she deduced.

Anon stared at her with wide eyes. "I am so freaking turned on right now."

Celestia chuckled again, this time with a half lidded gaze and a sultry smile. "I can see it," she said, mentioning towards your raging boner.

Celestia dropped next to lil' Anon, laying on her stomach while looking at it. "Poor thing," she cooed. "Being neglected for so long…"

Celestia said no more as she delivered a slow, deliberate from the base of Anon's shaft and all the way up, where she gave the tip a deep kiss.

Anon had to muster every ounce of his willpower not to blow his load then and there. The frustration from not having any source of relief for so long, combined with the physical stimulation he was receiving, was almost too much to bear.

Celestia grinned at Anon's reaction before setting her sights back on her prize. She started licking at the human's shaft like a lollipop, getting well and truly wet. Anon groaned and grunted at the feel of Celestia's velvety tongue trailing his shaft with expert precision. Celestia would sometimes let her lips linger on Anon's tip, teasing the human and making him to thrust forward, but only for her lips to move away.

Anon almost cried when Celestia stopped her attack on his shaft. He pulled his head up from the bed, intending to bed for the princess to continue, but his words died in his throat when he made eye contact with Celestia. Her rose eyes shone with lust as she squeezed her breasts together above Anon's shaft before propyl dropping them on it, sandwiching her prize.

Anon threw his head backwards, fighting against the building pressure in his balls. Her warm, soft breasts felt like heaven upon his shaft.

Celestia smiled to herself, letting Anon regain his senses before beginning to move her breasts up and down. She was more than pleased when it turned out that Anon's shaft was long enough to poke the princess on the chin with each stroke. Licking her lips, Celestia looked down at the human's shaft before swallowing in whole.

"Holy fucking shit!" Anon swore, thrusting his member into Celestia's hungry maw. The princess' mouth was so different than her breasts. It was hot, and wet. His tip would sometimes tickle the back of Celestia's throat, causing her to swallow instinctively, adding to the already overwhelming pleasure Anon was feeling.

Anon could feel his will crumbling under the intense pleasure. With each stroke, his member slid across Celestia's hot mouth. The smell of citrus and sweat was heavy in the air, and the slurping sounds Celestia was making with gulp had finally pushed Anon over the edge.

Holding the princess in place, Anon released a torrent of hot semen straight into Celestia's mouth, painting her insides white. The first two shots caught Celestia by surprise, but by the third one she impaled herself even farther, gulping loudly.

Anon could see Celestia's throat contract around his member, gulping down his cum without letting a single drop escape her hunger.

Once he was done, Celestia slowly pulled away from him member, trailing her tongue across it and making sure not a single drop of cup is wasted. Once Celestia had thoroughly cleaned Anon up, she released him with a 'pop'.

Anon was panting heavily, looking up towards the ceiling with a dopy smile on his face.

"Oh man… I… I needed that…"

From above him, Anon could hear Celestia chuckle.

"And what do you think you're doing Anon. We haven't finished," the princess whispered seductively.

A shadow fell on Anon as Celestia crawled up his body, making sure to slide her breasts across the human. He shivered as her nipples tickled his stomach and upper torso.

Celestia straightened herself up, straddling Anon's lower abdomen. He looked at her with wide eyes as she aligned herself. For the first time since they started, Anon felt a sliver of fear creeping up on him.

Average ponies were larger than the average human, but Celestia was far from being an average pony. Anon could only assume how much she weighted, not that he would ever ask the princess that.

He snapped out of his thoughts when his member made contact with something tight and hot. Looking down, his eyes almost bulged out of his head when he saw Celestia lower her ass on top of his member. They both hissed as his head slid into Celestia's tail hole. The shear amount of heat was almost unbearable for Anon.

Celestia moaned as she impaled herself further onto Anon. Her hands found her lower lips and she began to rub and her clit furiously.

As for Anon, he grabbed the sheets so hard that he actually ripped them. Her ass was hot and extremely tight. If Anon had to hazard a guess that was the first time Celestia have tried this. Not that he complained. He member was probably shoved where countless stallions have only dreamed of being, and he could not be happier.

Said happiness soon turned into pure, unbridled pleasure as Celestia have completely hilted herself on Anon, both other moaned in synch as pleasure rocked them both.

Slowly, carefully, Celestia lifted herself up until only the tip remained inside her. However, when her hand accidently brushed across her clit, her legs turned weak and she abruptly sank onto Anon.

They both screamed, partially out of pain but mostly out of pleasure. The two lost it then and there, climaxing at the same time. Anon was sprayed with Celestia's juices as it covered his stomach, chest and face, while he pumped her tail hole with seed.

The intense pleasure brought Celestia to her limits as she fell on top of Anon, her breasts smothering his face.

Anon started thrashing in place, trying to roll the mare off of him, but only managing to shove her enough that she was not suffocating him anymore.

"Princess… you must… get off of me…" he wheezed.

Celestia did not respond, she simply rolled over until she laid next to Anon. Her hand went towards the human and wrapped them around him, bringing him to her breasts. Her legs also crawled behind the human's back, locking him inside her hot ass. Her steady breathing confirmed Anon's fears that she had fallen asleep.

"Fucking great," he muttered to himself. "Now what do I do?"

"That… was fucking hot…" panted Luna. Her soaked panties were thrown on the ground as she laid on the balcony to Anon's room, peering into it. Next to her was a pegasus guard. His armor was in a pile next to the princess' panties as his limp cock twitched ever so often.

"I love me job," he croaked.

Luna shot him an angry glare before pinning him to the ground and crawling over him until her winking sex was next to his face.

"Who gave you permission to speak!" she dropped on his face. "Now lick!"