What I can do.

"Oh whoa, oh whoa, you didn't know that you fell," sang the gray unicorn quietly. He was on his way to an interview. THE interview, for most creatures. He was going to be a citizen of Equestria!

"Ah, here we are." He said, gazing at the front door. As he entered, he saw some, strangeponies. A guy screaming about fish? 5 red and black Alicorns? A penguin? He shook them from his mind and walked up to the counter.

"Hello there, my name is Arcadius, I have an appointment?" The secretary looked up.

"Ah! Arcadius, Arcadius, you are right on time. That's something the Princess likes!" She winked at him.

"Heh, thank you, I try to be VERY punctual. I'm seeing Princess Sparkle, yes?" He shifted uncomfortably at the last sentence.

"Don't worry darling, just have a seat, we'll make sure she's reasonable."

"Thank you." As Arcadius sat down, he decided to pull out a book. *five minutes later*

"Arcadizues?" Someone called. He chuckled, "Its Arcadius, ma'am." He headed down the hall towards the door marked T. Sparkle. "Princess?" He asked, sitting down.

"Yes, Arcadius?" Twilight replied.

"Before we start, there is something I need to show you." He took off his saddle bags, and revealed wings.

"You, you are an Alicorn?" Twi responded.

"Not exactly, look closer." They were bat wings.

"A unicorn and a bat pony? How does that work?" Twi was confused, in all her days had she never seen something like this. Sure, she had seen Luna's guard, but they just had the wings!

"You see, I don't know if ponies will find me scary or not. I can use magic, but I can fly like the best of them. My profile has shown I am a studious pony like yourself. What do you think, Princess?"

Throughout all of this, all Twilight heard was: "You see, I can use it like the best of them. I am a stud. What do YOU think, Princess?

Twilight was taken aback by all this. She closed her eyes and thought. When she opened them, she leaned in to Arcadius,and whispered, " You. Me. My place tonight. Let's have some fun..

Later that night...

[i] OH BABY!! I LOVE YOU LIKE NO OTHER!!! MORE!! MORE!! OH! DO IT! OH!

The next morning.....

They sat at Twilight's desk. "Consider yourself, Accepted." Then Twi grabbed Arcadius's face and started making out with him.