Cuties, marks, and clops.

Anon had found himself transported to Equestria about a week ago; he assumed it was a week since days and nights here were controlled by super-horse princesses and any attempt to track the actual time was next to impossible without gears and science and what-not. Anon knew these little ponies had some scientific geniuses among them, and even knew that clocks and watches had been invented...but he didn't trust them; they ran on magic as the key power source, and he could swear that on more than one occasion he had lived out an entire day's worth of action that couldn't have realistically been any longer than 22 or so minutes. It was frustrating, but hardly important; Anon was finally in a happy, magical land where pretty mares did cute pretty mare things all day. There was only the occasional god of chaos, army of body-snatchers, or various other minor inconveniences this place tended to throw out once or twice a year or so, which in some cases just made things better after-the-fact...that's what Anon had read in the papers, anyhow.

Anon had quickly befriended the general population of Ponyville. It wasn't particularly difficult; the ponies were quick to trust, and quicker to make friends. There were six ponies in particular that seemed to want to make friends more than any others, and furthermore these ponies held lots of clout amongst the local population. Anon's first day in Ponyville had been surprisingly fun and exciting for everyone involved, considering the mysterious nature of Anon's arrival, not to mention Anon's position as the only human in Equestria. While most ponies fled at first site, a bouncy, jumpy, bubbly little pony enthusiastically greeted Anon and welcomed him to Ponyville in what he discovered was the only way she knew how; by throwing him an impromptu party designed to make Anon and everypony else feel comfortable with one another. This pony, who's name is Pinkie Pie, and who's name Anon loved to mispronounce, was Anon's first friend in this new pastel-colored horse world, and her circle of friends consisted of an introverted purple princess named Twilight Sparkle, a pair of competitive, athletic tom-colts (one a rainbow pegasus and the other an orange apple-obsessed earth-pony) named Rainbow Dash and Applejack, a white drama-queen mare with a heart of gold, Rarity, and an intensely shy but nonetheless obsessively interested pony named Fluttershy who loves animals of all sorts (of which, she considers Anon to be one of).

Anon's second and third days in Equestria were mostly spent reading the papers and other pony literature to become as well-integrated into this new world as possible. Twilight was happy to help in this regard, and fetched many books concerning culture, laws, and history; some she even fetched herself instead of having her little dragon friend do it instead. While Anon did that, Rarity had worked on a little ensemble that Anon could wear if he so-chose; she had noticed how very little hair he possessed when compared to pony-kind, and thought it was the right thing to do. Meanwhile, Applejack and Pinkie had prepared many different treats for Anon to sample so that they could better understand and cater to his diet. Fluttershy also inquired about Anon's diet, as well as everything else under the sun. While Anon couldn't get much info from Fluttershy concerning personal questions, Anon was as honest with his answers as anypony could have wanted. Rainbow Dash mostly just slept outside and flew around all day...one or the other. She only briefly interacted with anon a few times, challenging him to races and other little games. Anon taught her how to play rock paper scissors, which she adored despite having to use her wings to sign.

The rest of Anon's week was filled with, well, lots of things. It was decided that Fluttershy's cabin would be the best place for Anon to stay while Applejack's family built him a modest but sturdy one-room house on the edge of town, conveniently located close to pretty much everypony's houses; it was just a matter of picking a direction and cycling for about 5 minutes in that direction to arrive at any one pony's house. Anon got to know Fluttershy's animals, and found that aside from fish, everything seemed to be pretty sapient...even the bugs. It was strange how bugs showed more emotion than fish, but Anon supposed it was for the best; he loved eating fish so it worked out. She also had chickens and with chickens came eggs, and the ponies all loved eggs. That was a bit of a shock at first for Anon, but he figured that made sense given how many pastries and other desserts he had eaten in Equestria at that point.

Anon's house was built in just a day. It had only one room, but was furnished with a bed, a bookshelf stocked with books from Twilight, a little stove, a tiny wardrobe filled with clothes from Rarity, and a magic fridge stocked with food from Pinkie and Applejack. It reminded Anon of a starting house in Animal Crossing, a game he used to play. The outside was furnished with a well for water, an outhouse for THE BUSINESS, and a bathtub for cleaning. Fluttershy even gave Anon a chicken and a little one-hen hen-house. Everything was magic here in Equestria, and all it took for the Chicken to lay a ready-to-cook egg was make it happy; a little pat on the head and some kind words was all it took to have the beginnings of a balanced breakfast. Furthermore, the well was somehow attached to the bathtub, and was magically able to fill the tub with hot water. And while the outhouse wasn't as fancy as that, it somehow never smelled bad and the waste would be gone as soon as Anon shut the door after leaving. It was mysterious, but it was convenient. In a way, not much different than Earth; it's not like Anon really understood how things worked in his home world/dimension. Oh, and Rainbow had set up a few games for Anon to play, like horse-shoes, cornhole, and others Anon didn't really understand at first glance.

After settling in and thanking everypony, Anon decided it was finally time to test the waters concerning sexual interactions. He had immediately discovered that ponies were not put off nor concerned by his nudity. They themselves were nude most of the time, only dressing up for fancy occasions and for certain job-roles. Anon himself had what many in his home dimension would, to put in a polite way, "kinks." To put in a non-polite way, Anon himself was a dirty pervert freak. He was aroused by the little ponies almost immediately, finding their cute ways to be almost intolerably sexy. He appreciated their seeming lack of shame concerning sex, and had quickly discovered through his reading that there were very few laws concerning sex.

Sex in Equestria was done almost entirely for the purpose of procreation. Interspecies sex was not outlawed, and hybrids were common and accepted members of society. Rape itself was still outlawed, but very few ponies in general would say no to a sexual proposal unless they were complete strangers or simply too busy. Sex between grown ponies and little fillies and colts was also not outlawed, but required consent. That said, ponies didn't prioritize sex like humans, and rarely engaged in intercourse for pleasure's sake, instead finding pleasure in their friendships and passions. These passions were almost always related to their cutie-marks, little butt-tattoo-things that magically appeared when a pony discovered said passion. It was a little weird and Anon had a hard time understanding the logic sometimes. Like, why did a book-obsessed pony like Twilight not have a book butt-mark, and why did Rarity have a gem mark when she's an amazing dress-maker? Whatever, it was clear that some ponies had multiple passions outside of their cutie-marks, like Pinkie's cooking talents, or Applejack and her family's amazing carpentry skills.

That was a long-winded way of saying that despite the pony's understanding and seemingly uncaring attitude towards sex, it also made them that much more innocent in Anon's eyes, and that made them paradoxically sexier. When Anon had inquired about sexual intercourse between ponies, Twilight had matter-of-factly stated that ponies really only do it to make foals. Apparently it was considered pleasurable, but ponies just enjoyed their life-passions more. In a way, Anon realized that technically human society wasn't much different, but the actual act of sex was considered so taboo, pleasurable, and important that civilized society had developed laws and rules around it. In pony society, these mostly didn't exist because it wasn't seen as something taboo. Furthermore, ponies simply didn't have much stamina. From what Anon understood, stallions and mares weren't much different than their counterparts back at Earth; stallions shot quick, and mares often instigate the sexual interaction. Biology still dictated much of the same rules in Equestria, and this was the hook that interested Anon. What would ponies do or say if he, say, masturbated in public? Masturbation simply wasn't done in Equestria. What would a casual request for a blowjob result in from a pony? Anon didn't know. But he was going to find out.