Cuties, marks, and clops.

Anon was a man of simple means. He could live happily in Equestria with very little money; his friends had provided him with food, shelter, and clothing asking nothing in return. Anon wasn't a bad friend, of course; he helped any pony whenever they asked him. But with all of his basic needs met, and no videogames to waste money on, Anon had no reason to pursue a full time job. The only thing Anon had started collecting were pony vinyl records; the most advanced technology aside from lighting that Anon had seen in this world. Anon found it all pretty funny; some of the most popular artists in Equestria used what any human would describe as "techno," but they had no electronic synthesizers. Apparently, all of the electronic noises were done with unicorn magic...Anon thought that was a little unfair to non-unicorns, but also figured a smart Earth-pony would probably come around to furthering the sciences. He couldn't wait for honest-to-goodness videogames again; the magic equivalent left a lot to be desired.

Whenever Anon needed money for records, he'd do odd jobs around town. He'd use his unique stature to help stock things in town, he'd help Fluttershy's animals whenever she was too busy, and if all else failed, good old fashioned hard labor was always available at Sweet Apple Acres. The newest Bloodstock Brood album was coming out, and Anon needed it. It was overcast outside, nice and cool, and Anon thought today would be a good day to help at Sweet Apple Acres.

Anon arrived just as Big Mac was leaving the farm. "Where you off to, Mac?" Anon asked.

"Off to meet Granny at the train station. We're going to Canterlot for a couple days to meet with some fancy business folks. I'm late, so you can ask 'Jack about it if'n you wanna know more. See you, Anon!" Big Mac yelled as he trotted towards town.

"HEY, CAN I WORK WHILE YOU'RE GONE!?" Anon screamed as Big Mac shrunk smaller into the distance.

"eeeeeeEEEEEEEEYUP!" Big Mac hollered back.

Anon cheerfully entered the farm, keeping his eyes peeled for Applejack. He'd always enjoyed the farm pony's company; he appreciated her honesty with him. He also appreciated the family's hard cider, which AJ was always willing to share at the end of a long work day. It didn't take too long to find AJ trotting around..actually it was more like a gallop. Anon wondered why AJ was in such a hurry.

"Hey AJ! What's the hurry?" Anon inquired.

"Oh! Hey Anon! I'm just in a rush here, what with my brother off with Granny makin' sure she don't get ripped off at that business meetin'. Rainbow Dash told me we're in for some surprise storms today. She may act tough but she's really a softy; she always tells me when the Pegusai are plannin' for pop-up storms 'n such. Did my brother ask you to help me?" AJ asked, as she continued with her tasks.

"Oh no, nothing like that. I actually was hoping I could work some today. There's a new album out and I was short on bits to get it. Any chance I can help out today?" Anon asked, knowing the answer was yes.

"I shoulda known it'd be about your silly rock 'n roll music. Plus, it's actually pretty obvious you came here to work; you're in your work overalls I see." AJ observed, slowing her pace only slightly.

"Listen, the most important chore you need to do for me before the storm starts is wrangle up all the cows and get them in the barn. They're only half-done with today's shift before they get to go home, and I don't want them complainin' that I left them out in the storm before their work was done today. Can you do that for me, Anon?" AJ asked.

"Sure" Anon replied.

"Good. Aside from that, once you get them in the barn, why don't you get to milkin' em; they can be a little testy sometimes, but usually all you gotta do to get them focused is to just compliment them a lot. I'll leave you to it!" AJ yelled as she galloped away with a saddle-full of tools.

Seeing AJ's urgency and sensing that heavy feeling in the air that comes before a massive storm, Anon ran as quickly as the terrain allowed to the open fields where the cows spent most of their days eating grass and gossiping; not a bad way to make a living.

"Hello ladies!" Anon shouted.

"Helllllloooooo," Moolisa, the friendliest cow of the bunch replied "to what do we owe the pleasure, dear?"

"I'm not sure if you girls have noticed, but the weather's turning quick and AJ says you're not even halfway through today's shift!"

"Don't remind us" the cows chuckled, seemingly ignoring Anon's reason for being there.

"I'm serious, now girls; miss Applejack was moving like her life depended on it, and it's on her orders that I'm supposed to get you in the barn before the storm starts" Anon explained with some intensity.

"You don't have to be dramatic Anon; we don't want to get rained on anymore than you do. To the barn, girls!" Moolisa rallied the modest sized herd of 11 dairy cows and they all began to trot back towards the barn. Anon ran beside them.

"You can hop on if you want, Anon. Frankly, we don't know how you support yourself with only two legs!" Moolisa said, sounding somewhat genuine despite the implied fat joke.

"I'll manage, sweetheart, thanks." Anon said bluntly.

As the cows arrived at the barn, a sudden flash of lightning followed by loud thunder made Anon jump. The cows all screamed as the rain started pouring down just as they were filing inside. Anon had to make sure they all got in before he got himself out of the rain. He counted all 11 as they ran frantically in. Anon ran in behind, drenched and dirty.

"Alright girls. Everyone okay?" Anon asked. Murmurs of 'yes' and 'okay' were heard from the group.

"Good. Now it's time to earn your pay. Miss Applejack asked me to milk you all." Groans of discontent were heard throughout the group, but Anon reassured them.

"Listen girls, I'm sure it isn't fun having a farm pony's rough hooves pull on your teats, but I assure you, my human fingers should make this a painless experience." Anon wiggled his fingers while many of the cows whispered amongst themselves, clearly intrigued by the strange primate-hands.

The next few hours were filled with small talk, gossip, thunder, and lots of teat pulling as Anon milked all 11 sapient cattle. Anon may have been a proud horsefucker but he wasn't particularly attracted to cows. That's not to say they weren't friendly with him; a few of the girls were a bit overly friendly during the whole process...it made Anon wonder what they thought of AJ. Regardless, he finally completed his task when Anon realized he hadn't heard from AJ since that morning. The storm was still raging outside, and Anon was beginning to get worried.

"Girls, I'm going to go check and make sure Miss Applejack is fine. I know your shift is getting close to being over, but please don't endanger yourself if the storm is still raging when that time comes, okay?" Anon said genuinely.

"Don't worry yourself, Anon. Miss Applejack was supposed to be cutting down a few older trees today if I remember correctly; she should be on the west side of the farm if I'm not mistaken. Good luck!" Moolisa informed.

"Thanks Moolisa. If I'm not back before your shifts end, I'll see you next time!" Anon said as he rushed towards the west side. of the farm.

Anon ran through mud and rain, passing under apple tree after apple tree before arriving upon AJ's work; a dozen felled trees. Applejack however was no where to be seen.

"Applejack!!!" Anon yelled through cupped hands as thunder nearly drowned him out. "AJ!!! Are you out here!?"

"Anon!" Anon could hear Applejack calling back but he couldn't see her through the storm.

"Anon! Over hear! I'm stuck!" Anon followed AJ's voice and found her pinned underneath a felled zap apple tree.

"AJ! Are you okay!?" Anon yelled as he approached carefully studying the debris.

"I'm fine Anon. This storm started up right as I was finishin' and just when I had turned around to head back to help you at the barn the wind picked up so bad it finished my work for me with this old zap apple tree here. Unfortunately, it fell right on top of me when I wasn't lookin'. I'm just lucky the ground was already so muddy that I wasn't crushed. But I just can't get any hoofing here; it's too slippery" AJ demonstrated by reaching forward and trying to pull herself out, attempting to grip wet mud that quickly slid out of place only to be replaced with more wet mud.

Anon took off his overalls and was careful not to step into the muddy pit AJ had gotten herself stuck in. He whipped them around on themselves to create a makeshift lasso, and threw one end over to Applejack.

"Grab hold!" Anon yelled. AJ gripped onto the tough denim as Anon pulled with all his strength. At first he thought they might be in some real trouble, but eventually he felt AJ slowly sliding towards him from under the tree and mud.

"Keep goin', Anon! I'm almost out!" AJ yelled as rain continued to pour down upon them.

Finally, with a sloppy pop, AJ was unstuck from beneath the tree. Anon quickly hoisted the pony onto his back piggyback style, and ran towards the Apple's home.

Applejack didn't say anything as she was carried back; she simply gripped tightly around Anon's neck and tried not to cry from the shame of getting herself stuck.

As Anon approached the house he noticed it was locked.

"Is Applebloom not home, either?" Anon asked.

"Naw, she's over at Rarity's with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo for a sleepover. Rarity said they were gonna listen to some scary records of ghost stories she'd bought in Canterlot. There's a key under the flowerpot there" AJ pointed over Anon's shoulder to the pot, which Anon quickly lifted.

With key in hand and Applejack on naked back, Anon opened the vacant Apple residence. He carefully put AJ down and the two exchanged concerned glances. Anon could tell AJ was more hurt than she was willing to admit.

"Anon...I'm sorry you had to do all that work by yourself and then come...rescue me. I hate when anypony has to worry on my account." AJ said, avoiding eye contact. "I'll pay you extra for the trouble, and get you new work clothes, of course."

Anon was only just realizing he was naked. "That's kind of you, but I'm more concerned with your health Applejack. You were stuck out there in the cold rain and mud with a tree on top of you, for Celestia's sake. We've gotta clean you up and make sure you aren't more hurt than you think you are" Anon said, picking up the pony and taking her to the nearest bathroom.

"Anon, you really don't have to. I'm fine and you've done enough already" Anon had already started the warm water. "Anon I'm serious you don't have to help me I'll be fine really" Anon set the silly pony into the shower tub and hopped in to stand over her, soap in hand.

Anon began washing the mud-covered pony, being careful not to miss or worsen any cuts AJ might have gotten. When he reached the very middle of her back, he noticed her tense up. At a glance, Anon didn't spot anything too bad; a few scrapes from being pulled out he assumed. He figured she had to have a pretty nasty bruise under there though.

"I'm sorry, sweetness" Anon said, "I'm sure you've got a bad bruise around here."

"It's alright Anon, really. I'm just a little tense is all" AJ only half-lied. It did hurt, but she was truly tense as well. She wasn't sure if it was her bad experience today or the fact that she was letting this...human wash her. She had always been a little weary of Anon. She knew her sister really seemed to like him, and even her brother was surprisingly chatty with him. All of her friends talked about him like he was special, and as the only human in Equestria she supposed he was, but it was something more than that. She was always too busy with work to take much notice of him outside of casual observation and conversation.

"Tense huh? Well, I've been told that I give a pretty good back rub" Anon said as he began rubbing down her back gently. Honestly Anon had no idea what he was doing; he was no more a masseuse than he was a rocket scientist, but having fingers gave him something unique, at least. All Anon really did was lightly tickle along AJ's back and hope that she liked the touch. AJ began to giggle.

"Anon, that tickles" AJ snorted out.

Anon was starting to become aroused. Frankly, he was surprised it hadn't happened sooner; the reality of taking a bath with Applejack was only just starting to sink in. Anon reached forward and began tickling AJ's Pony tummy.

"Hah, Anon, shtop it!" Applejack giggled. Anon was now in full-on boner mode.

"Seriously Anon, I'm gonna pee!" AJ snorted.

"Go ahead. You're in the shower. I already did like 10 seconds ago" Anon joked.

"Anon are you serious!?" AJ said, twisting suddenly to look back at Anon.

AJ's sudden twisting put Anon off balance. Anon began to slip; he started to fall backwards.

"Anon!" AJ yelled, realizing her mistake, but it was too late.

Anon slipped backwards, and reaching forward for anything to grip onto, he grabbed onto Applejack's haunches...but it wasn't enough. Anon fell right onto his ass, his back against the tub. AJ came down with him...right onto Anon's dick, ponut first.

Anon and AJ had gotten pretty soapy, but the sudden surprise anal insertions was startling to both parties. Anon sat there, taking in the situation, glad that his dick wasn't actually crushed by AJ's weight had she been off-center. AJ had gasped loudly as Anon entered her. She was always too busy for silly old intercourse, let alone surprise buttsex. Anon twitched inside her reflexively.

"AJ, I'm-" Anon was about to apologize when he suddenly felt something hot and wet stream against his balls.

"AJ..." Anon trailed off as the strong stream continued full force. It was actually a little painful.

"Are you?" Anon asked when AJ answered.

"I'd been holding it the whole time under that tree, darnit. And besides, your thingy musta poked my bladder from behind or somethin'. I can't help it" AJ said, stream finally dissipating.

"Well, it's not quite as bad, but I've been holding something else since we got in here and you started your cute giggling" Anon said, as he pushed AJ slightly forward.

"Whata ya mean?" AJ asked, being oblivious to Anon's poor innuendo.

Anon pulled the mare back onto his now throbbing dick. Applejack finally began to realize that the human's dick in her butt may be there for more than accidental reasons.

"Ahh~" Applejack's voice escaped her throat, "Anon, I don't know if I like this."

Anon began to push the mare off him again, only to pull her back on.

"Hng~" AJ gritted her teeth and felt a jolt of both pain and pleasure run up her spine.

Anon grabbed onto her tail in one hand, and lifted it up to get a better look. He tickled the mare's dock as he pushed her forward with his free hand. The mare began to comply on her own this time, pulling herself off, when Anon pulled her back by her tail this time.

"Anon!" Applejack yelled out in a voice that conveyed pain. AJ began to pull herself off Anon on her own.

"I'm sorry, AJ! I didn't mean it to hurt, I just thought y-" Anon was cut off by Applejack's full force coming back onto his dick.

"Shut up and keep pullin' my tail, ya dumb human" AJ said in an annoyed tone.

Anon complied as Applejack rode him, pinned against the back of the tub.

"You know, AJ..." Anon trailed off, "Milking the cows with these hands wasn't a super tough job."

"Shut up and buck me, Anon" AJ demanded.

"I'm just saying...they liked it" Anon said before reaching around to grab onto Applejacks firm teats.

Applejack squealed as Anon began pulling downward on her teats with a decent amount of force. Anon pulled her back and leaned forward behind her ear.

"You know, Fluttershy likes it when I play with her teats too" Anon whispered before pushing her forward and pinning her against the front of the tub.

Anon, back in power began plunging into AJ's depths, keeping her pinned against the tub, water streaming down from the shower head above.

"I bet you like this better than being pinned by the tree all day" Anon said as he continued to pound dat ass.

AJ was so surprised by this dominant male that she had no reply. She hadn't known any males to be especially assertive, and Anon seemed so docile in public, like most stallions she knew. At this point she was also beginning to wonder how come Anon hadn't ejaculated yet.

"Your silence says it all" Anon said as he lifted Applejack up and began to thrust into her ponut from a standing position, hugging her tightly so that she couldn't contribute anything but her tight hole. Before long, AJ began spraying all over the shower curtains as Anon teased her first orgasm by massaging her winking clit with his nimble hands.

Anon had begun to get into the alpha role. He enjoyed playing beta to Pinkie's craziness. He liked staying competitive with Rainbow Dash. He really liked all of Fluttershy's...stuff. But with AJ, Anon could tell she'd never been with anypony who was anything more than a quick buck; a lucky pony to be sure, but not at all assertive in the bedroom. Anon was going to enjoy letting AJ experience something new.

"Came already, huh? You ponies and your quick orgasms" Anon pulled out and set the soaked pony down.

"Wash your filth off of my dick, you dirty mare" Anon demanded. Without saying a word, AJ reached for the soap and began to lather up her hooves.

"Not with your hooves, silly pony; use your mouth" Anon said as he thrust his manhood closer to the mare's cute muzzle before booping her with it.

"But it's dirty Anon, it was just in my bu-" Anon cut her off as he thrust forward, lodging his dick firmly in her mouth. AJ coughed slightly but soon began to fellate Anon slowly but surely.

"That's better. Keep this up until it's nice and clean" Anon said before grabbing onto her ears, "Let's speed things up though."

Anon began thrusting into Applejack's muzzle, face fucking the mare harder than he'd ever done with the other ponies in his harem so far. Anon continued until he noticed the shower water was beginning to cool down. Anon figured even magic water heaters only last so long, and decided to wrap things up. With a few more thrusts, Anon reached deep into Applejack's throat.

"Get ready, AJ" Anon said, before plunging deeper into her throat.

The force and volume of cum was higher than Anon's usual, and Anon pulled out of AJ's mouth after the first couple spurts. AJ sputtered, but Anon reached forward to cup his hand beneath her chin and squeezed slightly. She opened her mouth back up as his other hand stroked out rope after rope of additional semen. Some landed on her muzzle, some her ears, and some right past her head and onto her back. Anon began to deflate again, but he pushed his hips forward to get Applejack to suckle on his wilting cock, sucking out residual cum.

After that encounter, AJ looked at Anon with new eyes.

"That was...amazin' Anon. I had no idea humans were so...virile" Applejack said between breaths.

"Oh Applejack, we're just getting started" Anon replied with a cocked eyebrow, "we're continuing this in the bedroom. I won't accept any other payment for my extra services today."

To be continued~