Equestrian Demigod

“YAY LUNA KNOCKED IT OUT!!!” It seemed almost all of the ponies were excited, all except for three ponies. AppleJack, Twilight Sparkle, and even Rarity was a little upset about this. They looked to each other and darted to twilight’s Castle.

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   “What happened?” I go to rub the sore spot on my face, but I can’t. I look at my wrists to find chains strapped to them.

   “WHO ARE YOU?” I leisurely turned my head to see two very angry and confused alicorns yelling at me.

    “HOLY SHIT! DON’T KICK ME IN THE FACE AGAIN!” They seemed very amused at what I said.

    "What the hell are you smiling at? And who are you two?" I yelled in anger. These two know how to piss me off.

    “We are the princesses of Equestria, Luna and Celestia. Now, tell us who are you. ” I was about ready to use the sack of water I always have stored in pockets to break out, but they interested me.

     "Name's Logan. You know, I'm royalty too. I was crowned 'Prince of Greece about three thousand years ago." I said with a smile.

   “But, before we continue, can I get a glass of water?” They looked at me suspiciously.

“Oh come on! I’m not going to kill you!” I finally received my water.

  "Ahhh, Thanks.” I said feeling refreshed. I used the last of the water to unhook my shackles. I was about to leave while they were in shock, but there was a loud CRASH.

  “What in Zeus’ Name was that!” I rushed to the throne room to see a bunch a little empousa looking alicorns.

  “FINALLY! SOMETHING I CAN HIT!” I smiled an evil smile as I drew my ice sword and pulled out my iPod.

  “You little shits are in for it now.” I put on my favorite fighting song: Battery by the masters of metal; METALLICA!! I felt my strength surge, and I charged at the creatures. It seems like for every one I kill, more pop in their place.

   “I sure wish Percy was here. These things are worse than the Minotaur and Hydra combined.” After a few more minutes of me beating some ass,  they all stopped attacking. All I heard was a evil feminine laugh as everything went dark. ‘Damn it, here come the weird ass dreams’ I thought as I lost consciences.

  My dream was of camp Half Blood and I say Percy.

  “Has anyone seen Logan?” I heard Percy ask with some confusion mixed in. I saw many campers shake their heads ‘no’.

   “Weird the gods don’t even know where he is.” I saw Percy jump back in surprise when heard a loud person clear his throat.

    “L-L-L-Lord Zeus!!!! Sir!” I snickered at Percy's terror. I saw Zeus scoff.

    “EASY BOY. I’M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU…. YET. ANY WAY, I HAVE BEEN ELECTED TO TELL YOU THAT LOGAN IS NO LONGER ON THIS EARTH. WE DON’T KNOW WHERE HE IS OR IF HE’S EVEN ALIVE. SORRY PERCY. I KNOW YOU AND LOGAN WERE CLOSE, WE MISS HIM DEARLY.” I JUST SAW A TEAR IN THE KING GOD’S EYE!!! They do care about me! WHAP!

   “OW! SHIT THAT HURT!! WHERE AM I?!! I yelled as my crotch was throbbing in my cupped hands.

   “AHH, THE CREATURE AWAKENS. I'VE BEEN STUDYING YOU. I AM HERE TO OFFER YOU A PROPOSITION. JOIN ME AND WE WILL RULE THIS WORLD. BUT IF YOU REJECT, I WILL  KILL YOU AND EVERY PONY YOU KNOW.” I was about to object, until I saw four Alicorns rush to the door.

  “I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.If you don’t mind me asking, Who are you?” “MY NAME IS QUEEN CHRYSALIS. QUEEN OF THE CHANGELINGS. AND YOU MY DEAR?” “I am Logan, Son of the Sea God, Poseidon, and was named Prince of Greece back in my world.” I saw the horrified look in the Alicorn eyes. ‘ I have to stall her.’ “So if I’m your partner, mind telling me where I am?” “But of course….” I didn't hear what she said because I mouthed ‘run I know what I’m doing’. I saw Luna turn and flee with tears in her eyes. ‘DAMN IT! SHE HAD A CRUSH ON ME! NOW LOOK WHAT I DID.’ “So, I’m in the Changeling Castle? Nice decor.” “Why thank you.” I let out a whistle of mock impression. The sight was horrific. “So why did you have to knock me out?” “I wanted to make sure I could kill you if you refused my offer.” “I feel special. Oh by the way, MY HEAD STILL HURTS!” I glared at her. “Hehe, I forgot you had a good kick to the face before I got to you.” She wore a sheepish grin. “Why don’t we go announce our partnership to Ponyville?” I asked with a Hades-ish smile. “I like how you think, but why not Canterlot, home of the princesses?” “Even better!” ‘I hope they will forgive me for this.’ “Quick question, where can I find a rainbow?”

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“Hurry Luna! There’s no telling what Chrysalis is doing to Logan!” By time my sister and I got to the room that Logan was in, it was too late. “I AM HERE TO OFFER YOU A PROPOSITION. JOIN ME AND WE WILL RULE THIS WORLD. BUT IF YOU REJECT, I WILL  KILL YOU AND EVERY PONY YOU KNOW.” “I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.” I heard his answer, and my heart broke. I never realized how perfect he was until he saved our flanks. Even after we captured him! ‘SNAP OUT OF IT!! HE’S A LYING FILTHY CREATURE! But then why do I feel this way?’ “Are you ok Lulu?” I heard my sister ask. “I am fine” “I know how hard to have been betrayed, maybe it was all an act so he can get to Chrysalis.” “I hope your right”

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“Do you know where I can find a rainbow?” I asked the villainess. “Why do you need a rainbow?” At that very moment, there was a large blast at the wall. When the dust settled there were the six ponies I met earlier. “You again!” I tried to sound angry, but I was so overjoyed I don’t think it worked. They looked at me in surprise. “Well don’t just stand there, Attack!!!!” I almost wanted to turn around and attack her, but that would only fail. So I charged. “Why are you attacking us? WE’RE TRYING TO SAVE YOUR ARSE!” I heard the rainbow colored pony said. “I don’t need rescuing! I am fine without your kind of help!” ‘Fuck My Life!!! I hope they will forgive me.’ I drew my ice sword and began to attack them with the flat of my blade, freezing their hooves in place. I then knock them out with a swift kick to the snout. “I will dispose of them. Dragon! Step out of the shadows.” I saw the dragon’s terrified look on his face ‘I HATE acting evil.I really do’ “Come with me, NOW!” Once we were away from the castle, I spoke “What’s your name dragon?” “M-M-My name is S-S-Spike.” “ Listen Spike, I’m not evil. I’m doing this so SHE doesn’t kill everyone. Ok?” “Ok, so what do you need with me?” “I need you to send a message to anyone important to tell them that ponyville will fall. take your friends and go. HURRY!”