The Harmony Theft

Chapters

Magic
Honesty
Kindness
Laughter
Generosity
Love
Sun and moon
A successful interrogation
Time to pay the price
Getting ready for Nightmare Night
The savior
A new guardian
The test
The face of Darkness
Loyalty
Nightmare Night takes a turn for the worst

Magic

"STOP! THIEF!"

I ran. I ran as hard as I could. I could already hear them chasing after me. "FUCK YOU!" I screamed. I didn't look back, I learned from many arrests that it slows you down. I could hear doors opening behind me and confused voices.

"HES GOT MY CROWN!"

I continued running and not looking back. I gripped the crown as hard as I could so it wouldn't slip out of my hands. I lost too many clips of ammo and money and other loot when I didn't grip it tightly. The voices became startled and beginning chasing after me. I turned the corner. Just a little further. Fuck me I couldn't help it. I looked back to see white stallions and five other ponies chasing me, one was flying after me. The purple one among the five on the ground was my victim, the one I stole from. I turned back and kept running. I ran out the door and across the walk way. I got on the edge and looked down. Shit...That was a long fall.

"Give it up!" I spun around to meet my victim. "Give back the crown and your punishment will not be as harsh." I gave her the 'up yours' salute.

"I'd love to, but I got a date with the sky. See ya, your royal bitchness." I gave a bow and fell back. I looked up and saw them looking down at me. The blue winged one flew at me. "FREEZE FUCKA!" I pulled out my T62-CEW taser and shot it at her. Hit! She was sent into a fit of spasms and I felt something pick me up and fly away from the castle. I let out a laugh. "MAN!" I shouted over the wind. "THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID!" We descended into a forest. I was dropped into the forest floor. I turned to see the Pegasus land next to me. Blue Jay, from what I remember. Her blue coat and dark blue mane and green eyes and the mark on her flank, it looked like the happy and sad masks from those drama plays. She was laughing as well.

"Did I tell ya, or did I tell ya?" She laughed some more. I reloaded my T62 and holstered it. I had to be sparing with them, I only had 6 more left, including the one loaded and ready to fire. I had all my gear when I got here. It was all taken away when I was interrogated, but the lock were so easy to pic, a two year old could have done it. I was able to escape my cell, get my gear, and escape the castle.

"You told me alright," I said. "Did you see me tase that one Pegasus?"

"Yeah," She replied. "It was the funniest thing I had ever seen."

"I told ya, It's funny to see them dance the pain dance. The way the spas out is so amusing."

"You ready to go?"

"Not yet, we need to hang low a little longer. Last time I was impatient and I got arrested." We waited a good 30 minutes and we took to the sky again. She wrapped her front legs around me and took off. Within 2 hours. (Including breaks, I'm heavy to her so she needed to rest. I'm only 230 pounds, all muscle heh. I am more of a lean build, guess I should tell you a little about myself. I am a 6 foot tall white guy, with brown hair and eyes. I am, or was, part of a group called Syndicate. I stole money and other loot. That when I was back at earth. I woke up here and now I still steal, for her that is.) I was really excited to return to her. My first major theft was a success! The only reason she found out was because of the damn dragon. I swear, tails have minds of their own. I tripped over it and he woke up with a yelp and that cause her to wake up. We got to the castle looking rock structure and walked in. There she sat, in the throne room on her throne. Where else would she sit? I walked up to her and took a bow. "Queen Chrysalis."

"You are back a little earlier then I had expected." I chuckled.

"I told ya I was good. We would had been here earlier, but Blue decided to take breaks."

"Shut up," She said. "You are heavy."

"I'm joking Blue." I said. I turned back to Chrysalis. "So Chrysie-"

"Don't call me that."

"CHRYSIE!" I said in a goofy, high pitched voice. I made a stupid smile and put both hands on both my cheeks and began rubbing up and down. She giggled and I stopped. "Anyway, I'm tired, I'ma hit the hey."

"Same," Blue said. I tossed Chrysalis the crown and we walked to our room. We had to share one, there wasn't enough room for us to have separate ones.

I plopped down on my bed and Blue did the same. "Nice job by the way." She told me.

"Thanks, You had me worried, I was falling for a little bit longer than I wanted to." Blue laughed.

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"M-my crown..." Twilight sat down in defeat. "It's gone, not only was it my crown, but an element piece as well."

"That little...!" Dash was enraged that she let him get away. "If it wasn't for that spell, I would've had him!"

"Maybe he didn't know that it was an element." Applejack said. "He wasn't pony, maybe he thought it was a crown that was worth a lot."

"Maybe..." Twilight was still upset. "But how did he get in?"

"I dono," Applejack replied, "But he must've been a sneaky little feller. I don't think the guards would just let 'em in."

"Awwww," Pinkie said. "Cheer up Twilight! Look at the bright side!"

"What bright side?" Twilight said.

"Ummmm...at least he didn't take anything else." Pinkie said.

"That's not the point!" Twilight said. "He made off with the crown! He can have everything but that!"

"It's okay Twilight," Rarity said. "He must not have thought that it was an element, he might trade it for bits and he will get caught."

"I hope you're right," Twilight said. "I hope you're right..."

Honesty

"Wake up Ryan, you slept in." I slowly opened my eyes. Blue Jay was over me. I jumped a little.

"God Blue," I said. "Can't you back up? You scared me." She laughed.

"Come on, You need to gather more info about your next theft."

"Were to?"

"Sweet Apple."

"Ah." I got up. I didn't bother with clothes, I was just in my underwear and socks. I was getting changed into a pony any way, why put clothes on? Chrysalis changed me into a pony and I flew off to Sweet Apple. I landed down and I saw her. Applejack. I made my way over to her and froze. Why were there Guards here? I wasn't comfortable around them. I completed my walk over to her. "Hey Applejack," I said. "What up?"

"Hmm?" She turned to look at me. "Oh. Howdy partner. How may I help ya?"

"Well..." I looked over to the Guards. "Umm...I...uh..." She giggled.

"Don't like da Guard to much do ya?"

"We have history, yes... But um, you said something yesterday about you having an amulet?"

"Yes I do." She looked at me funny. "Why?"

"Well, I-"

"Sounds mighty suspicious if ya ask me."

"Sorry, did I come off like that?" I tried to sound innocent. "I didn't mean to."

"The fact that ya said ya had history with da Guard makes it sound little more-"

"I'm not the bad guy here AJ," I said. "I just wanted to know if it was safe."

"Of course it is partner."

"Good, good. So where did you hide it?" I asked sarcastically.

"I'm not-"

"I was joking."

"Ah...yes of course...I knew that..." I gave her a look. "Okay I didn't."

'Just a little more info?' "So, how your day been"

"Hard workn'. Big Mac hurt emself yesterday so we all have ta do extra." I had an idea.

"I could help."

"Really, ya'd do that?"

"Yeah. I'd be more than happy to."

"Why that's mighty kind of ya White. Thanks."

"No problem."

I made a bad choice. Not that any of the work was hard, I just felt ridicules. Plowing the fields with a harness around me. They are the ponies. They should be doing it. Oh well.

Applebloom walked over to AJ "Hey sis?" She asked. "Who's that?"

"Hmmm? Oh, That's White Tone. He volunteered to help with work today once I told him Big Mac hurt himself."

'Stupid ponies. Stupid harness. Stupid plow. Stupid work. I should be stealing from banks and killing copers. Not some yard work because the guy pulled a muscle. I have done that before and I still did a successful heist. Is he that much of a wimp?"' I sighed. Done plowing the fields. Now to begin faze two of my plan. She has to thanks me some how for doing this. Maybe lunch. I could get a better idea of the farm house and where to enter from.

"Done all ready?" Applejack asked. "That was fast." She looked at the field. "And it was done properly. Well I'll be, ya don't look tiered at all."

"It wasn't really that hard." I told her.

"We are going to have lunch now, how's about ya join us?"

'YES!' "Sure, thanks." Of course I was fucked up the ass with questions. Where do I live. Who my parents are and all that junk. And that Big Mac guy, He just hurt his back. I kept going with two bullet wounds in my chest! And that's nothing! I did get a better view of the house, I would enter through the kitchen window. I thanked them for giving me lunch and flew of to Chrysalis to tell her what I got.

"There's somthn' 'bout that stallion," Applejack said. "I just can't put ma hoof on it."

"He seems like a nice stallion." Applebloom said.

"Yeah, but his voice. I swear I have herd it from somewhere." Her eyes shot wide open.

"What is it sis?"

"I swear, he sounds just like that thing that stole Twilights' crown."

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"Damn Guards." I whispered to Blue.

"Okay, meet me here once you are done." She dropped me off just outside of the apple orchard.

"Will do." I made my way to the house. The unicorn Guard had his back to me. Deep breath in, and out. I took my machete out and made my way behind him. 'Quick and swift. I have to be quick and swift.' I quickly put a hand on its muzzle to keep it from screaming. Its horn lit up. I took my machete and hacked at its horn. It must have been sensitive, because I was screaming loudly, despite my hand over its mouth. I kept hacking until I heard it.

CRACK!

Thump

Its horn fell to the ground and I slammed its head into the ground repeatedly. I kept doing so until there was no struggle. I zip tied its front legs behind its back and moved onto the Pegasus. I repeated the process, but instead, I knocked it out and took out some scissors and snipped the feathers off. Didn't want him following me. Once that one was zip tied up, I made my way in through the window. I made my way to Applejacks room. 'Hopefully, she doesn't like to read.' I slowly opened the door. She was asleep. I started looking around and I couldn't find it. I found...ummm...toys...for grown ups...but that was all beside useless junk. Something was shining in the corner of my eye. The moon light was reflecting off of it. She was hugging the amulet to her chest. 'Well played Applejack, well played.' I walked over to her.

'That's right,' Applejack thought. 'Come and get it.' As I got over to her, I froze. She wasn't sleeping. You breath slower sleeping than you do when you are awake, it's more relaxed and calm.

'Sneaky little bitch thought she could out smart me. I'll show her.' I took my machete and aimed the handle on he head. 'Sleep, and for real please. it makes my job easier.' I brought down the handle on her head and knocked her unconscious. I took the amulet from her unconscious body. Then the lights turned on and I heard a scream. I turn to the door way and saw Applebloom. "Shit..."

"BIG MAC!" She ran for his room. I didn't want to see the wimp now. I jumped out of the window. I heard clopping behind me. (Don't think dirty, we all knew you thought of that.) I turned and saw Bic Mac running after me. 'Time to have some fun.' I ran and pivoted on heels and charged him. He lowered his head to headbutt me. 'Perfect!' I ran towards him and got my feet ready. Before I collided with him, I jumped and kick-pushed off of his head and into a back flip. I landed on my feet and looked at the dazed pony. 'Now' I ran up to him and kicked him in the bottom of his jaw. He flipped backwards and onto his back. I kicked him onto his side so his back was exposed. I kicked his sore back and zip tied him up. '[Man! Zip ties are fun!' He was moaning in pain. "Next time," I told him. "Think before ya do." I ran laughing back to my pick up point and me and Blue flew off.

When we got to Chrysalis, I was really excited. "Here ya go Chrysie." I tossed it to her. She grabbed it with her magic and floated it to her.

"Careful with that!" She said. "This is important. Three more..."

"Three more until what?" I asked. Why do you even need those?"

"Well," Chrysalis said. "I...ummm...ah...need them so I can...ummm...make the ponies pay...yeah. There are three more u-"

"If ya don't want to tell me," I said. "Then say you don't, I'll respect that. Don't lie to me. Just say you don't want to tell me."

"Okay." She said.

"Good, glad we can all be friends. I removed a Guards' horn and grounded another one, so I'm tired. I'm going to bed. Blue, ya comin'?"

"I'm not going to cum anywhere near you." She joked. "But I need sleep as well so I'll go to bed as well."

"With who?" I joked back.

"Shut up." She pushed me with a wing. I laughed and retired to my bed.

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"I can't believe this!" Applejack said, rubbing the lump on her head. "He did it again!"

"Not only that," Twilight said. "But he must be a sick creature. I removed a unicorns horn and grounded a Pegasus by cutting all the feathers off!"

"That's honorable!" Rarity said. "Who would do such a thing?"

"I don't know," Rainbow Dash said. "But once I get me hooves on him, I'm gonna make him pay for what he did."

"I will double the Guards at your places," Twilight said to Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity. "He can't get those last three elements."

Kindness

I yawned as I looked around the room. Blue Jay was still asleep. I got up and got dressed. As I was fixing my hair, Blue woke up. "Whoa," She said. "For once I didn't have to wake you up." I chuckled a little.

"I'm ready to gather more info."

"Good, lets go get Chrysalis." She was waiting in the throne room.

"Hello Ryan," She said.

"CHRYSIE!" I said. She sighed.

"I need you to steal another element."

"Element?" I asked. She looked nervous.

"I mean amulet. Sorry, was thinking of something else."

"O-kay." She was acting weird. "I think that they may be onto me, the ponies."

"Oh, yes. Umm...you may have to go in on this one blind. That way they can hopefully think that your ponyself isn't tied up with the thefts."

"Okay. As much as I hate going in blind, you are right. I have to." I cracked my knuckles and neck. "Guess I just wait?"

"Correct."

"Okay." I sighed. This was going to be a long day.

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"Okay," Twilight said. "So we need to stop this thing from stealing anything else. He needs to be arrested." Applejack stood up.

"And White Tone as well." They all looked at her.

"Are you out of your mind?!" Rarity said. "Why him."

"Well thing. The White Tone feller has been at every place at day, and in the night, it's robbed. Also, haven't y'all not noticed how him and that thing sound alike?"

"Well," Rarity said. "Maybe it just happened to work out that way. Maybe they just happen to sound the same."

"Applejack may be right," Twilight said. "Come to think of it, it's starting to make sense now. Maybe White is tied up with the stealing of the elements."

"Are none of you listening?!" Rarity said. "He could be innocent!"

"Then there is only one way to find out, I will have Guards waiting inside you threes homes." Twilight said to Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity. "If he shows, he will be arrested and we will wait. If nothing is stolen, then he is guilty. If anything is, then he is innocent. It's a simple as that."

"Oh, but I can't have the Guards at m-my place," Fluttershy said. "They m-might get in the animals ways. And I don't want the animals and the Guards to be uncomfortable. And I don't have that much space. A family of ducks where hurt in the storm last week and they are still recovering and the place is a mess." Her ears folded back and she started cowering. "I can't, what if I'm not a good host to them? What if they don't like animals? What if-"

"Slow down Fluttershy," Rainbow Dash said, pulling down her sunglasses a little she leaned back onto the three behind her. "It's going to be fine." She lifted her sunglasses back up. She exhaled, sounding relaxed.

"You sound really calm about all this," Twilight said. "If that thing steals the rest of the elements, It could be catastrophic! Something might return and we won't be able to stop it because we won't have the elements!"

"We have four princesses." Rainbow Dash said.

"Did that go over your head?!" Twilight said. "How do you think Celestia sent Nightmare Moon to the moon?!"

"Umm...alicorn magic?"

"The elements! Princess Celestia used the elements to do it! We need to protect them as best we can."

"Okay, okay!" Rainbow took her sunglasses off. "Calm down."

"There is no calming down until White or that thing are caught!" Twilight screamed.

"Whoa Nelly," Applejack said. "Twi, take it easy there. Get some rest, you haven't slept since your crown was stolen."

"O-okay..." Twilight said.

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"UGGGGH!"

"Chrysalis, Ryan. Shut up." Blue told me.

"I'm sooo bored! When can we steal some shit?" I asked

"At night."

"How much longer?"

"It's only been 15 minutes. The sun sets at 8:00 so... 11 more hours."

"UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oh my-" She chucked a pillow at me.

"Hey!" I chucked one back. She returned. I did the same. Soon pillows were flying across the room and we both were laughing and dodging and throwing pillows. She dodged one and flew towards me and tackled me. I fell onto the floor, taking her with me. We both laughed as we fell. I got on top and held her down, but she used her hind legs to push me off and held me down.

"Got ya!" She giggled.

"Fine, I was out of energy anyway." I lied. She giggled again.

"Sure you were."

"I was!"

"Mmm hmm. Doubt full" She giggled. I looked at her and chuckled back. She looked down at me. Our noses touched. I couldn't help but stare into those big green eyes. She looked cute in a way.

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She looked at him. He looked handsome in a way. His deep brown eyes locked with hers. She smiled. He was fun to be around, and being banished from Equestria, she hadn't been with someone who was friends with her in a long time. Sure, he wasn't a pony, but he was still her friend. She wanted to try it, but it was risky. She decided to do it.

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'God, look at her!' He smiled. She was fun to be around. She made me feel like I had a friend.

"Go ask Chrysalis to change you into a pony," Blue said. "I want to show you something cool."

"Okay." She got off me and made my way to Chrysie. I asked her to change me. She wanted to know why. I told her that I wanted to get used to being a pony. She did it and I made my way back to Blue. When I walked in the room, she was laying on her bed. She was laying in the position that I called 'Paint me like one of your french girls'. She went from cute, to beautiful. I couldn't speak. My words were caught in my throat. She giggled.

"So you gonna come over here or what?" She asked. I walked over to her

"So why did you want me to be a-" I was interrupted by her lips on mine. My eyes widened. 'Whoa...' I was again, shocked. She pulled away.

"Come up here. I want to see you better." I got on her bed and she immediately got on top of me. She kissed me again, but this time she slid her tongue into my mouth. '

WHOA!' Shocked yet again. I slid mine into her mouth. She was sort of standing on top of me. I could feel something fall onto me leg. I was cold and wet. Another. I looked at me leg and noticed that her...umm...parts were over my leg. 'Oh sweet Jesus...' She broke the kiss again.

"Want to see how we do it here?" She asked with a seductive tone in her voice.

"Fucking yes." I hadn't done anything sexual since I arrived here. I could use this.

"Good, I want you to buck me until I can't feel my legs." This was going to be good.

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Best. Day. EVER. I put my front legs behind my head. Blue was snuggled up next to me. She hugged me and brought me close to her.

"So," She said. "How was that?"

"God that was fucking amazing." I responded She giggled.

"I'm glad you feel that way." She rested her head on my chest. I was tired from bucking her, and it wasn't time to steal the amulet yet. 'Why not?' I closed my eyes, and fell asleep.

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"Well," Rarity said. "Now do you believe me about him being innocent?"

"He's not innocent yet Rarity," Twilight said. "Maybe he is taking a break."

"Or he is too scared to face me," Rainbow Dash said. "All those times, he took me by surprise, well not this time. This time the tables are going to be turned."

"Rainbow," Applejack said. "Didn't ya have a chance when he went to steal yer element? It looked like he missed with that spell do-hicker. The mark on yer bed said it all."

"No, I split something on my bed."

"What ever."

"Well, I guess we can all go home, The Guards will be glad to hear they can rest for the day." Twilight said.

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Me and Blue were woken up by a Changeling telling us it's time. We got up and I had Chrysalis change me back into a human. We made our was to the next amulet I was going to steal. When we got there. Blue told me she would be waiting in the forest. I made my way around the house. I didn't see any Guards. This was strange. Why wouldn't there be any Guards? Are they all inside?" I made my way in the house from the front room window. It was unlocked, so I could easily get in. I made my way to the bedroom. My eyes widened as I saw the place belonged to Fluttershy. I was going to steal from Fluttershy. 'Fuck me if she wakes up, I can't force myself to do anything to her.' I looked around the room. I found the amulet. I picked it up and I stopped dead in my tracks. The amulet clanked and jingled as I picked it up. 'Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!' I heard shifting in the bed. '[Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me! FUCK ME!' I heard thumping. Thumping?

"Hmmm?"

'Fuck! She's up!'

"What is it?" More thumping. "Don't be silly, nopony is in the house.

'Is she talking to herself?' The thumping became more violent.

"Angle, don't be so silly."

'Angle? Who's Angle?' I had to get out while the lights were still off. I silently stepped towards the door.

CREEEEEAAAAAK!

'SHIT!'

"D-don't b-be silly F-Fluttershy. I-it's just the h-house." I was scaring her. Last thing I needed was for her to turn on the lights. I needed to be more quiet. I slowly took another step.

CCCCCCCRRRRREEEEAAAAKKKKK!

'FUCK ME!' Fluttershy let out a yelp.

"D-don't b-b-be s-scared F-F-Fluttershy. I-it's n-n-nothing." I was stuck. The fucking floor didn't do this on the way to the amulet, why the fuck now?!

'Shit, what now?' I tried to the other side, same result. I was stuck. I had to make a run for it. I got myself ready.

"H-hello? A-anyp-p-pony there?" She sounded really scared. She must've almost had a heart attack when I stood up and ran for the door. I heard her scream, but I kept running. I ran out the front door and to the forest.

"BLUE!" I screamed. "LET'S GET GOING!" She wrapped her front legs around me and we took to the sky.

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"AHHHHHH!" Twilight screamed. "AGAIN! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!"

"Well," Rarity said. "At least this proves Whites innocence."

"I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHITE!" Twilight screamed. "ANOTHER ELEMENT WAS TAKEN!" Fluttershy looked sad.

"I-it's all my fault. I-if I wasn't such a scaredy pony,h-he wouldn't have g-g-gotten a-away!" She began crying. Rainbow instantly went to comfort her.

"Hey, it's not your fault Fluttershy," Rainbow Dash said. "I'm not a scaredy pony, and he still stole it from me. It wasn't your fault. This thing is clever and knows what it's doing. It's like he has been doing stuff like this his whole life." Dash put a wing around Fluttershy. "It's okay." Twilight sighed.

"I can't believe this. He did it again. It's like we aren't trying enough. This thing needs to be caught."

"I hear ya Twi," Applejack said. "But this here thing we're up against is smart. It's like it knows what we're gonna ta throw at it and I knows how ta deal with it. He's gonna be hard to catch."

"I know," Twilight said. "But we need to stop it. I might have to ask my brother to help with this. This is serous. If all the elements are stolen, who knows what will happen!"

"I hear ya Twi. I hear ya."

Laughter

I yawned again as I got up from my bed. Blue was sleeping next to me (and no, we didn't 'do it'). Me shifting in the bed must have woken her up, because she awoke as well. I apologized for waking her up, but she denied that I did so and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I was gonna try to get more info on the next thing I was gonna steal. Meaning I had to go to SCC (Sugar Cube Corner) and scout the place out, looking for good entry and exit points, additional escape points in case something happens, and I also need to see what gear I'd need to bring. Of course, I wouldn't need the grapple and zip-line I had, (damn) but I had a feeling I would use them soon. If you are wondering why I had those, let me explain. Before I arrived here, we were in the middle of a heist, robbing a bank in LA. I was in charge of roof entry and exit, meaning that we had to get on the roof using the grapple, and to the car once we were done, using the zip-line to get to it faster and to get the bags and bags of money we had to the car as well. Moving on however, I got dressed and made my way to the throne room to have Chrysalis change me into a pony again. I flew to SCC to scout the area out, both inside the building and outside. I started with outside. Nothing much. Above a room however, there was a dumpster. I could jump out the window if I get caught, and maybe use it as an escape. I opened the lid, I'd do it again tonight, in case somepony closes it. God, that felt weird. I have to say that now because if I say 'someone', they will know something's up. I'm saying it now just to get used to it. I saw two windows in the kitchen. One was perfect for me to get into the place from. I made my way to the front of the building, took a deep breath, and walked in.

My nose was instantly hit with the smell of baked goods and other sweets. My mouth watered a bit, I'm not gonna lie. Everything smelled so good. I haven't had any sweets since I go here, and its been like what, 4 months? Yeah, around that. 'You aren't here for sweets,' I thought to myself. 'Chrysalis is counting on you. Focus on the task at hand...hoof...whatever' I obviously wasn't gonna be aloud upstairs, so I'd be blind there. I took a look over the counter and into the kitchen. A mare was bending over to get something, I'm guessing she is the owner or a cook, or both.

"Can I help you?" My focus turned to a stallion. He looked a bit angry, I couldn't imagine why. Oh...OH! Oh god! My face instantly got red. 'Great, now he thinks I'm some sort of perv. Perfect. Well, better that than him knowing that I was about to rob the place.'

"Heh, sorry. I was...ummm...I'll stop talking now." He sighed.

"What ever, can I help you?"

"Hmm? No, I'm just looking around."

"Really, because it looked like by 'around', you meant 'my wife'."

"I promise I was not looking at her good Sir. I have somepony already."

"Sure." He took that into thought.

"Well, we just got off on the wrong hoof now didn't we? Lets start over. Hi! My name is White Tone" He shook his head.

"Call me Mr. Cake."

"Okay Mr. Cake, so... I know this sound a little funny, but do ya have any windows in the kitchen?" 'I done goofed. THE CHOKE! WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT?! FOR FUCKS SAKE I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER!'

"You need to know this why?"

'DONE GOOFED!' "Well, baking in good lighting is better for you ya know. Especially when it's sun light. My marefriend told me that, and it has certainly worked as far as I know." 'I should kill myself now. That was the worst thing I have come up with. That's why Syndicate used me for action and not information.' "I was checking the place out and I was trying to see if you did have any. Sorry if it looked like something else."

"We do," He said. "And it's okay. As long as you are telling the truth, I accept your apology."

'Yes!' "Thank you. Me and my friends might check this place out some time. unfortunately, I left all my bits at my hotel room. I'm visiting here from..." 'Shit think!' "...Cloudsdale." 'Smooth Ryan, real smooth.' "I have family here, I would be staying with them, but their place was already full, heh." I needed to stop before I say something I regret. "Any way, it was nice-"

"WHITE!" A pink flash ran up next to me. "Ohgoodyou'rehereI'vebeenlookingalloverforyouIneedtotellyousomethingsuperduperimportantIneedtoknowwhatyourfavorite*Deep breath*typeofcakeisbecauseofthepartyI'mthrowingforyouyaknowa'welcometoponyvile'partyforyouIneedtoknowsoIcanhaveacakereadyandIalsoneedtoknowwhatyourfavroitethemeforpartiesarelikedoyoulike*Deep breath*gamepartiesordancepartiesormaybe-"

"Whoa, whoa,whoa! Slow down there! I couldn't understand a word you just said. Say it again, slow this time if ya don't mind."

"I need to know what your favorite type of cake is, and do you like dance parties, or game parties, or maybe-"

"Whoa, wait, what?"

"Don't be silly, Didn't I tell you I was throwing you a 'welcome to ponyvile' party?"

"I'm...I think so-"

"Good So what is it?"

"What is what?"

"The cake."

"Ummm..."

"I need to know right away so we can get on it!"

"Hold up. When is this happening?"

"Tonight!" She did the confetti thing again.

"And this is for me?"

"Yep!" I half expected rainbows to shoot out of her ass and for her to start flying around the room. Thank god that didn't happen. I liked how nice she was being, but I had places to be, I needed to steal from her.

"Listen, I like how nice you are being to me, but I have places I need to be. I'm sorry, but tonight can't work. Tomorrow I'm getting ready to go back to Cloudsdale, and the day after that I'm leaving. I'm sorry." I left bad when I saw her face. She looked hurt.

"O-oh...okay..."

"I'm really sorry, I am, but maybe I'll visit here another time and we can have it then."

"Okay..." I felt so bad. She didn't look like the type of pony who ever would get sad.

"How many other would have there been?"

"Lots of other ponies..." Lots? That meant they could only keep their eye on one at a time, I could ask to go to the bathroom, look for the amulet, drop it out the window with the dumpster, and after the party, I could retrieve it and get back to Chrysalis! And they wont think of me doing it because I'd be 'in the bathroom'! It's perfect!

"Hmmm...Screw it. Packing can wait. I changed my mind. I'd love to show up tonight."

"YAY!" Still no rainbows out of her ass...yet. She gave me a huge bear hug. I swear, nopony should be able to hug that tightly. "So what is it then? Favorite cake that is."

"Surprise me."

"YayIlovesurprisesIgetonitrightawayohIcan'twaittoseethelookonyourfaceYAYPINKIEPARTY!" She ran off out the door.

"She's a little ball of energy isn't she?" Mr. Cake chuckled.

"You have no idea."

"Well, I better be going. I guess I'll see you tonight."

"As will I."

"Goodbye Mr. Cake."

"Goodbye White." I made my way to the door and flew off to tell Chrysalis about my plan.

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"So let me get this straight," Rainbow said. "You invited White to Sugar Cube Corner for a 'welcome to ponyvile' party?"

"Yep," Pinkie said. "And lots of other ponies are invited to help him meet friends!"

"I never thought I'd love you so much Pinkie!" Rarity said.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Spike said. "Who's this 'White' pony?"

"White Tone is only the most handsome stallion ever!" Rarity said.

"Celestia Rare," Rainbow said. "Calm down. No need to orgasm over him." Spike was feeling jealous. Who ever White Tone is, He obviously had Rarity's heart. HIS Rarity. The Rarity he had a crush on. He could feel himself growing more and more jealous. He is probably some ugly stallion and Rarity only likes him for his money or something. He could easily get her back with charm. Simple as that.

"Oh his eyes! They are the most beautiful red! And his mane..." She kept going on and on about him. Spike began to feel sick just listening to her talking about him. Hey, he might turn out to be like Blueblood. She might not even like him once she got to know him. The though of her looking at him in disgust brought a smile to his face.

"...t doesn't matter why she is throwing it for him!" Rarity sad. "I matters that he is showing up! I can't wait to actuality talk and-"

"Drool all over him?" Rainbow said. That made everypony giggle and laugh, all but Rarity.

"What ever, we will see who will be giggling and laughing once me and him get married and have foals and spend the rest of our lives together." EWWWW! Spike tuned her out as soon as she started talking about how 'big' he might be. He didn't need to hear that. He didn't WANT to hear that. It was almost time to get started and the guests would start showing up soon. He needed a plan in case he was as Rarity said. In case things got...out of claw.

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Blue would not be attending with me. She had, of course, been banished from Equestria. I still needed to ask her why. I flew SCC. 'Okay, you can do this Ryan. Talk a little, ask for the bathroom, locate and steal the amulet, drop it into the dumpster, go back to the party and have fun. You earned it.' I checked on the dumpster lid, still open. I took a deep breath and walked in. I was instantly attacked by Pinkies Rap God speed talking. "AreyouhavingfunbecauseIamwowthisissomuchfunyoushouldtrythecakeit'ssogoodandalltheponiesherearesoniceandIcan'twaittohavesomuchfunwithyouandtherestofallmy*deep breath* friendsandit'sgonnabesomuchfunandIcouldn'twaittillyougothereandIhavebeenbounceingaroundwaitingcupcakesforyouand*another deep breath*ohIcan'twaittohearwhatyouthink!" She was out of breath again. I chuckled.

"ya did good Pinkie. This looks nice already." I gave her a smile.

"SMILE!" She bounced up and down.

'Please don't do the-' She did the confetti thing again. 'Shit. Well, still no rainbows.' As soon as I said that, Rainbow Dash and everypony else came to greet me. There was one addition to them, a small dragon. 'I'm guessing that's this 'Spike' Twi told be about.' "Hey, what's up?"

"Cloudsdale." Rainbow Dash said. I rolled my eyes. Typical Dash. I had dismissed it until now, but there was always this, look Rarity did when she looked at me. I couldn't tell what it was, but I think I got the idea when she clung to my side.

"Hey White~" That tone, I didn't like it. I knew she did. She had a crush on me. I thought a little. Time to find 'Before Syndicate Ryan.' Found him, now lets have fun.

"Hi Rare Rare, how are you." I gave her a smirk.

"I amdn thag...Ahhhh~" I chuckled as I put a wing around her. She melted into glue (Ha! Melting horse puns! Sorry, I'll stop.) She melted into liquid pony. I didn't ever have to try!

"Lets go to were the party's at." We walked to the room and started chatting. Every now and then, I'd flirt with Rarity. Spike kept giving me looks, and they weren't friendly ones. 'Come on Ryan, it's now or never.' "I gotta use it. I'll be back."

"Up the stairs and to the left," Pinkie said. "And be careful, the room in front of the bathroom is the foals room. don't want to wake them." I made my way up the stairs and turned left. I was greeted by Spike.

"Don't think I don't know what you are up to."

'SHIT! Play it cool Ryan.' "What?"

"I know a thief when I see one."

'SHIT! FUCK! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! FUCK! SHIT!' "What are you talking about?"

"What do you think? Rarity, MY Rarity." I almost fell over laughing. I was relieved that he didn't know I was going to steal the amulet, but HIS Rarity?

"Give me a break," I said. "She is all over me. What would make you think she would like you? You are a dragon, and I am a pony. Give it up."

"Stop or I'll make you!"

"I am twice your size, what are you going to do? Back off pal! Stop 'trying' to cock block me from flirting with Rare. If you think you can stop me, then let the war begin." He growled at me and stormed off down the stairs. I looked at the foals room. 'Shit' That looked like the room that had the window over the dumpster. I'd have to tip-hoof through a mine field to get what I needed to get done done. I didn't know how to efficiently and quietly flap my wings yet. I slowly made my way to Pinkies room. I looked around and found it tucked under her pillow. I tucked it under my wing and made my way to the foals room. I slowly opened the door, stepped in, and close it behind me. I quietly made my way to the window and slowly opened it. I dropped it into the dumpster and closed the window. I made my way back.

CREAK!

'SHIT!' I walked more softly to the door. I opened it and closed it behind me. 'That was close!' I actually need to to use it now. I went in the bathroom and made my way back down stairs. Time to have some fun!

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"Oh White!" Rarity laughed, putting her front legs around my neck. "You are so funny!"

'That wasn't even a joke, but okay.' I put my wing around her. "Okay, okay." I said. "So a lawyer and a Guard are dead, now they where both good so they got to go up to the good after life instead of down to the bad one. When it's time for the lawyer to get where he will be staying, he gets a huge mansion! It has a big garden and everything. Now the Guard is like: 'That's what he gets! Well, I have been guarding and protecting ponies, and the princess, I can't wait to see what I get!' When it's his time. He gets a stupid little shack. He started complaining to the pony in charge. He said: 'Why do I get this?! That lawyer got it so much better than me!' Then the pony said: 'Yeah, because he's the first lawyer we've ever had.'!" They started laughing again. All but Spike, either he didn't get it, or he was really mad at me. Mr. Cake over heard us and started laughing as well. I turned to him. "Yeah! He gets it!" More laughing.

"I have to admit," Mr. Cake said. "That was good."

"No it wasn't," Spike grumbled. "It didn't make any since."

"Now tiny Spike," I said. "Lawyers lie and cheat to make their defendants win the case, so they are bad. And only good things get to go up instead of down." I chuckled. "What do you call somepony with no legs that hangs on your wall? Art!" More laughs. Still none from Spike.

"Not even funny." He said.

"Awww," I said. "Is somepony cranky?" I joked around. "Any way, I should get going." Rarity looked upset. "It's okay Rare Rare, I'll see you later tomorrow okay?" She lit up.

"Okay!" I made my way to the door and ran around the house to the dumpster. I put it around my neck (Didn't want to lose it.) and flew off.

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I gave it to Chrysalis and didn't give her time to talk or change me back. I flew to mine and Blues room and slid into bed next to her. I kissed her on the forehead and laid my head down. I was met with her lips connecting to mine. She slid her tongue into my mouth and we hugged each other. We wrestled with out tongues for a while. I felt myself getting hard, she must have to because she broke the kiss.

"I can feel you down there~" She said. I chuckled. "I was getting tired of waiting, I was about to start touching myself~"

"You want to do it I'm guessing."

"I don't want to be able to use my legs the whole day tomorrow~" I smirked.

"Your wish, is my command."

Generosity

If nopony heard us, then they are deaf. Holy hell does she moan! I'm gonna leave out most of the details, this isn't a pornographic piece, but damn that was hot! 10 out of 10 would bang again. I need a good nap after that. God that was amazing. She moaned so loud when we both came at the same time. Damn that was good. Moving on, I woke up and got out of bed. She woke up as well and let out a little yelp when she got on the floor and immediately used her wings instead.

"Well," She said. "You should did a good job."

"You said you didn't want to be able to walk, so I did just that." She giggled. I made my way to Chrysalis "Hey Chrysie!" She sighed.

"You two okay?"

"Ummm...yeah, why?"

"It sounded like you two were being murdered slowly last night." I felt my face get red.

"Heh...about that..."

"I need you to take one more amulet. It lies in ponyvile once more. Rarity has it, and I know you are found of her."

"Yeah, I know her." I said. "We talked last night at the party before and after I stole that other amulet."

"Good, you need to get going."

"Okay I'll get a move on." I kissed Blue goodbye and flew to Raritys place. I knocked on the door she opened it and almost fainted. "Hey Rare." I smiled.

"H-hi White!" She said.

"May I come in?"

"YES!!!!!" She screamed. "I-I mean... Yes. Please, come in. Twilight and Spike-"

'UGGGGGG!'

"-are here." I took a step in and she closed the door behind me.

"Why is Twilight here?"

"She needs a dress, well, Me, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Applejack, her, and Pinkie all need one, for the Grand Galloping Gala tonight."

"Oh."

"Only if..." She lit up. "I have an idea! Follow me!" She grabbed me by the hoof and pulled me into a room with Twilight and Spike. She pulled out a measure and started measuring me.

"Ummm... Rare, what are you doing?" I asked.

"Twilight," Rarity said. "Ask princess Celestia if she can get a ticket for White."

"Ummm..." I said again.

"I need to know your measurements so I can made you something for the Gala."

"Okay Spike," Twilight said. "Get some paper and get ready." She started saying and Spike started writing. He sent it up into flames and a couple seconds later he burped up another note. Twilight opened it. "He has one now. He just needs a suit."

'Shit...' I'm not a fancy person, but I'd have to do it apparently.

"Do you have it?" Twilight asked Rarity.

"I'll be wearing it with my dress." She levitated up the amulet.

'Shit, now I have no choice.' I needed to make her take it off at some point and have her give it to me to hold onto. I'd then have to make haste and leave and get it back to Chrysalis. I'd also have to map out an escape plan, the guards would be chasing me. I'd be wise to know how to lose them. She finished up and made off to a table and started drawing something. She levitated it to me to see. It was a suit.

"Like it?" She asked. "I'm going to be making it for you."

"Yeah," I said. "Looks awesome. I'll be back later to pick it up."

"Okay, come back here around sun setting time."

"Sure thing." I flew off back to Chrysalis to tell her the plan.

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My mind was blown when I saw it. It was a black suit jacket with a red tie. The stitching was incredible! She had done such a good job on it. The suit jacket was a black, and the under shirt was cream, so it didn't look just like my coat color. The golden cufflinks where a gold like material in casing small blue gems. And the pants were the same black color. It all looked so good! And she had just did it in a couple of hours! "Holy!" I said. "Rare, this is amazing!"

"You like it?"

"No! Never!" I said. she looked hurt. "I LOVE it!" She shot up.

"Good, I'm glad. Put it on, I want to see how it looks on you." I did as she said. I have to admit, I didn't look bad. Handsome almost. "Look look so handsome in that you know."

"Thanks Rare." I said. I unfolded my wings. They could move as easily as they did without the suit. Good, I needed to be as fast as I could when running away from the guards. I looked at Canterlot while I was waiting. I found a cave system in one of the mountains and memorized the lay out. I knew it forwards and backwards. This was almost like a heist. Almost.

"Well, lets get going." she got dressed and put the amulet I needed to steal around her neck. We walked to the train station and Pinkie, Rainbow, and the rest of them were there waiting for us. We boarded the train.

"I feel like I've been the victim of cannibalism." I said.

"And why is that?" Rainbow asked.

"Because we are in an 'iron horse'." Everypony laughed. We made it to Canterlot. We walked to the castle and showed our tickets and walked in.

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After two hours of complete boredom, I decided it was time. "Hey Rare?" I said. Me and her out of her friends were in the area.

"Yes White?"

'Here goes nothing.' "Did I ever tell you how beautiful you look?" I smiled.

"N-no" She said, her face completely red.

"Well, you do. But you know what would make you look really beautiful?"

"What?"

"If you take that amulet off. It gets in the way."

"Oh, yes." She took it off and gave it to me. "Hold onto it will you?"

"Yes Rare Rare, anything for you." I moved closer and tucked the amulet under my wing. She moved closer as well. I leaned forward as if to kiss her. We were nose to nose, then I said it. "Rare?"

"Yes?"

"Do you know what 'You are a fucking retard' means?" She looked confused.

"Wha-" I pushed her to the ground and ran to the door. Every thing felt like it was in slow motion. I ran to the door and I heard: "STOP! THIEF!" I kept running as Twilight yelled for the Guards. Two Guards got in front of me, but I made a sharp left and ran to the window. I used my wings to put the amulet around my neck and shielded myself with my wings and jumped through the window. My wings stopped the shattered glass from hurting me and I flew to the sky. I looked back and saw six Pegasus Guards chasing after me. I made for the caves. I flew in and turned right after the second one. I immediately made a left. The Guards kept going straight after the turn. I made my way for the exit, but two Guards where blocking it. I made a sharp right facing them and made two sharp lefts . The Guards chasing me only saw me do one left. I turned right and made for the second exit. I reached it and took low to the ground after I exited the cave. I flew high into the clouds after a while. I was laughing so hard. I flew back to Chrysalis to tell her what had happened.

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"STOP! THIEF!" Twilight yelled. "SOMEPONY STOP HIM! GUARDS! ARREST HIM! DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!" Twilight turned to Rarity who was still on the ground, looking at where White used to be in disbelief.

"H-he...he just...n-no...no..." Tears filled her eyes. "NO! NO NO NO NO NO!" She began to cry. She laid on the ground and began sobbing harder. "WHY?! WHY HIM?! OUT OF ALL THE PONIES! WHY HIM?!" She sobbed harder.

"Twilie?" Twilight turned to see her older brother. He was told to go back to the Guard once the word of the stealing of the elements got out. "Can I have a word with you?"

"Yes." She walked off with him. "What is it?"

"How much do you know about this stallion?"

"About White? Not much, he was quiet about personal stuff. But I know he is helping that thing, he probably stole Pinkies as well. He said he needed to use the bathroom, but by that I think he meant steal the amulet. "

"So you don't know too much about him?"

"Nope."

"Well then we will get info out of him, Bold Hoof is a great flier. He should catch him in no-" He was interrupted by Bold.

"He's gone."

"What? How?!"

"We lost him in the caves. It's like he memorized the whole layout of the place."

"That's probably what he did when he was waiting for Rarity to make his suit," Twilight said. "He memorized the caves."

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"So, you said what?" Chrysalis asked me.

"Rare, do you know what 'You are a fucking retard' means? Then I pushed her to the ground and ran off." I gave her the amulet. She looked happy, really happy. She gave an evil grin.

"Thank you. You may go now."

"Okay have a good night Chrysie." I made my way to my room. Blue was waiting for me.

"Well," She said. "Look who's handsome and looking sharp."

"Well," I said. "Look who Is sexy and would look nice in bed with her legs spread." I smirked.

"Calm down big boy, I'm still a little sore." She got in bed. I removed my suit and got in next to her. I kissed her good night and she did back.

Love

"W-we lost." Twilight said. "He won, he has the elements..."

Rarity was still heart broken that the love of her life did that. How could he work for that thing? Why did he do that?

"I swear," Spike said. "When I find him, I'll make him pay for breaking Raritys heart!" Twilight had never seen him this mad before. He sounded so determined to make White pay for what he did.

"Spike," Twilight said. "If we find him, he need to be arrested and interrogated. We need to know what this things plans are."

"I'll beat the info right out of him!"

"You will do no such thing, little one." The looked over to Celestia.

"P-princess?" They all said. Luna came in behind her.

"When the last element was stolen," Celestia said. "We came to see what you know of White. He needs to be tracked down and arrested. As Twilight said, he needs to be interrogated to get info. We will do whatever it takes to get the info out of him. If it comes to torture, so be it. We need to get the elements back." Shining came in the room.

"You sent for me?"

"Yes, we need more clues to where he could be. I have a feeling he isn't done stealing stuff. What's next, I don't know, but it can't be good."

"Right away Princess."

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"WHAT?!" I screamed.

"I said I need you to steal alicorn magic."

"But how?!" She tossed me a small, clear, glass ball.

"Put this to the horn and the magic will be sucked out."

"Why do you need this?"

"Because they are bad ponies," She said. "They will try to stop us from freeing the ponies from their prison know as Equestria. I will take rule once again, and the ponies will be at peace once more." She told me how she peacefully ruled before Celestia and the other alicorns stole the throne from her. It made me sad. Just because Chrysie looked evil, didn't mean she was. "Changelandia will rise again."

"Ooh-raa!" I shouted. "So, who first?"

"Ever heard of Princess Cadence?"

"No."

"She has the ponies fooled by her magic. They are under false love, so it is hard for us to feed."

"That bitch! Don't worry, I'll get it done." I smiled. This was a heist! A heist for the good guys! I was excited. I was stealing for good. Chrysie told me she was good and they were the bad ones. I believe her. She did take me in. What villain would do that? I got a fresh start! The slate was clean! I was now a good guy! I got my stuff. The sun started setting. I double checked I had everything. "Grapple, check. Zip-line, check. Magic power draining ball, check. A sexy mare to get me there and back, check. My T-62 CEW taser, check. Flare, check. Gas mask, check. Knockout gas, check." I turned to Blue. "Ready when it's time?"

"Yep." She smiled.

"Hey, Blue?"

"Yeah?"

"How did you get banished from Equestria?" She sighed.

"I was caught stealing from Celestias castle. I was going to steal her jewelry and her crown to melt down into bits, but I was caught and banished."

"Ah...Sorry, I just wanted to know."

"It's okay." She looked at the setting sun. "We should get going. The Empire is far away."

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Blue set me down and took to the clouds. I would light my flare when I was ready to get picked up. I took out my grapple and aimed at the window at the top. I shot and I got it. I pulled down as hard as I could and it held. I proceeded to climb the rope to the window. I made my way to the bed chambers. I heard two ponies 'going at it'.

"S-shining!"

"Mmmmm...Cadence!" I slid my gas mask on and got the knock out gas ready. I smiled, this was going to be good.

"SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKA!" I yelled as I kicked the door in. Before they could react, I pushed down the hammer, pulled the pin, and threw it in the room. They began coughing and gasping for air. I slowly walked in. "Sorry to bother ya, I know how important this is for you, but I need the alicorns powers, then you can continue." The stallion tried to say something, but was too weak from the gas, I pulled the ball out and put it to her horn. She let out a scream of pain and the ball started glowing pink. When The ball was completely pink, her horn and wings faded. She was now an earth pony! I laughed a little. "Maybe next time you will think before you do ya retarded sack of shit. You are a whore." I walked of the room as the slipped out of consciousness. I heard guards running to me. "And now these fuck heads." They turned the corner and saw me. I ran to another room and slammed the door shut and barricaded it up. I got my Zip-line out and aimed at the ground. I shot and set the thing up. I hooked up to it just as the door was kicked in and I Zip-lined down to the ground. I lit the flare and Blue swooped down and carried me into the sky. She dropped me off at some mountains.

"I need to lose these bucking retards. Wait here." She took off to the clouds.

She came back a little while later and picked me up and carried me back to Chrysie.

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Shining let out an angered cry. He was completely mad that that had happened. Him and Cadence where trying to have foals and then that thing came in and not only stopped them from doing that, but he also took his Cadences powers. Twilight and the rest of her friend ran in to the room. "Shining," Twilight said. "What's wro-" She looked at Cadence. She was an Earth pony! She let out a gasp. "What happened?!"

"That thing came in and took her magic! It used some sort of spell canister or something to knock us out, and then it took her powers." Twilight was shocked. Now it was after alicorn magic? This looked like it was trying to start a war! It was taking out stuff that could easily stop that from happening. No doubt that her, Celestia, or Luna were next. This was bad. She needed to warn Celestia and Luna about this.

Sun and moon

"That was so weird." I said. "I can't believe I walked in on them having..." I shuttered. When I did it, that was one thing. When I walked in on somebody doing it, that's another. "I need to bleach my eye balls now, good day Chrysie."

"Ryan?" She said.

"Yes?"

"I need you to take Celestias and Lunas powers now."

"Really?"

"Do you want the innocent ponies to suffer?"

"No..."

"Then you can do it. Do it for the greater good."

"Yes Chrysie."

"And one more thing," She blushed. "Next time you and Blue...ummm..." My face got red. "'Go at it', keep it down. I could hear it from my bed chambers."

"Heh heh, sorry. She is a moaner." My face had never been so red in my life.

"Yes...I can tell..."

"And I am also the moaner with a boner."

"Please stop."

"Sorry," I chuckled. "So The sisters huh?"

"Yes."

"I'll plan little heist right away."

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"I can't believe how stupid that human is!" Chrysalis laughed.

"Y-yeah..." Blue said.

"Oh come on," Chrysalis said. "Don't tell me you actually have feelings for him."

"I...I don't know..." Blue looked down. "I don't know anymore."

"Really?" Chrysalis laughed. "Come on! He is a human! How can you like him?!"

"I never said I did!" Blue spat. "But all this pretending to is taking effect on me." Blue looked sad. "Why can't he rule along side us again?"

"Because he might try to take everything for himself, and I am not about to be rutted by him." Chrysalis shivered. Just the thought of him made her want to puke.

"Who said he would rut you even if you gave him the chance?" Blue said. "He likes me. Why would he do that to you?"

"True...but still, I'm not sharing the throne with him. Equestria, soon to be Changelandia, will rise for the fist time, creating a new era! The era of the Changelings!"

"Yeah..." Blues' voice trailed off.

"Come now dear," Chrysalis said. "You will soon forget about him after I have him killed." Blue felt sick. How could she do that?! She didn't like him, she was just pretending just like Chrysalis...was she? She had never felt this way before. Either rule Equestria with the title Princess Blue Jay, or die with Ryan. Why couldn't Ryan be her Prince? They could rule with Queen Chrysalis of Equestria when it happened. They could live happily together! 'No Blue, You don't like him...You *don't** like him...YOU DON'T LIKE HIM! You are pretending to gain his trust, then he will die once this is all done. Oh dear Chrysalis...I don't like him... I love him! He is nice, funny, sweet, and he loves you back! You can't betray him! You had never felt true before! Mom and Dad always love little AMY better! Once she was born they cast you out! They never loved you! Now you have love and he will die soon! Don't let her do it! You need to save him...but how?*' "He will die quickly Blue, I promise. You don't have to show up for the execution, but you will for the four Princesses. And you parents and little sister." What? Her parents and sister.

"W-what?"

"Oh Blue, I know how much pain they caused you. I thought they should get what's coming to them."

"NO! NO I WON'T LET YOU!" She turned to run but what Chrysalis said next made her stop.

"If you tell Ryan, his and your deaths will be slow and you will watch as we kill him. Then you will be next." Tears filled her eyes. She couldn't tell him. She just couldn't. "To make sure, I will have a Changeling on you at all times."

"All times?"

"Yep."

"What if I need to use the bathroom?"

"Sorry hun. Even if you and Ryan 'go at it' again, He will be in the room. I'll also have a spell on you so that I can hear every thing you say."

"THEN WHY NOT JUST THAT?! I don't want no Changeling seeing me do my alone time stuff!"

"Sorry babe, but I can't trust you after that little out burst. I'll tell you what, when you and Ryan are sleeping I'll cast it, as well as when you are out. It's a spell that really drains me." Blue walked to her room and saw Ryan planing. She turned before he could see her and made off for the bathroom.

"Buck off you Changeling piece of-"

"I don't like this either okay? I'll wait out here." She walked into the bathroom and started to sob.

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"Okay...tase Celestia and knock Luna out with a bat. This is going to be fun! I can't wait to do this! Chrysalis will be so happy. I can't wait to see her take the throne and cheer for her! I will be her humble servant. I'll do what ever she says." I turned to Blue. "I can't wait! This is going to be a good era! I can tell. The ponies will no longer suffer."

"Y-yeah...t-that's great..."

"Every thing okay Blue?"

"YES RYAN! EVERY THING IS BUCKING FINE!" She stormed out of the room crying.

'Must be that time of the month... Wait... Ponies don't have that... Maybe family trouble.' I shrugged it off. I got all my gear. The castle was big so it would take time. I went to find Blue. She was out side the castle. I sat next to her. "Blue...It's okay."

"No it's n- I mean...I guess you are right." Was she being forced to keep quite about something? Well what ever it was, it was none of my concern.

"I love you."

"I love you too." I kissed her and she kissed me back. I looked over to the Changeling.

"You mind?"

"Sorry." He turned away, but didn't leave.

"Weirdo. Hey can you go away?"

"Sorry, I have to keep an eye on Blue. Chrysalis' orders."

"Then take one out of its socket, put it on her and be on your way." I joked. Blue chuckled a little. I looked at the setting sun. "Lets get going."

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Grapples are so much fun. I shot one up to the wall I jumped off of when I took Twilights crown. "Hello, wall my old friend." I climbed the rope. I saw a Guard with is back to me...I had no choice. I took my knife out of my bag. I slowly made my way behind him. I got my knife ready and Stabbed it into his neck, slicing open his windpipe. "Shhhhhh. No more guarding for you. I stab you. I stab you and take your sole." I dug the knife in deeper and then twisted it and removed the blade and let him fall to the floor. I made my way to Celestias room. I got my T-62 ready. I put my ear to the door. I heard a quill on paper. I slowly opened the door. I snuck behind her. The letter was addressed to Twilight. "Hey, I'm a Guard." I said. She turned to look at me and saw my smirking face with my T-62 pointed at her. "No I'm not." I tased her and she yelped and fell to the ground. "It was lie. My-my words were a lie." I put the glass ball on her horn and her power was drained. She lost her wings and horn. "Thanks for the powers bitch. Fuck you and your powers." I looked at the note. I read it out loud, making a shitty impersonation of Celestia.

My faithful student Twilight,

By the time you get this, My Guards are all ready on their way. You need to be safe. I fear you are going to be next.

I looked over to Celestia. "Yep, you got it bitch. I'm there right now." I kept reading.

I hope you can be safe. Do not trust anypony. You are never safe. You need to watch out. I'll make sure that the Guards protect you to their fullest extent.

Your teacher,

Celestia

I walked out of her room and closed the door behind me. One down, one to go. I opened Lunas room, She wasn't there. 'Oh yeah. The balcony. She is watching over dreams.' I made my way to where Luna was. "P-princess Luna? Do you like base ball?"

"What?" She turned to me.

"Bat-her up!" I wacked her in the side of her head with my bat. She fell to the ground. I took her powers as well. I lit the flare and Blue picked me up and we flew off.

A successful interrogation

"MAN!" I screamed to the sky. "SO MUCH FUNS!" Blue laughed. She flew us to Chrysalis. I gave her Luna and Celestias powers and retired to mine and Blues room. When I woke up in the morning I had to steal Twilights power next and then we will free all the ponies from this cursed era! Things will got back to Changelandia! From what Chrysalis had told me, when she ruled everypony was at peace. Then Luna and Celestia came and took over. I already explained this...but whatever! She kick out Chrysalis from Equestria and they used their magic to force the ponies to love, make friendships, and all that stuff. Nightmare Moon (or so I was told) was going to punish Celestia and Luna by shrouding the world the wrongfully stole in eternal darkness. But they stopped her and killed her! Poor thing! I know praying doesn't do much here, but I pray for her and I tell her we where going to avenge her! We will bring them down! However, Nightmare Moon fused herself into Luna, and when I took all her powers, I took Moon out of her! We can get her back with Twilights magic! Once we get Twilights magic, we will combine them with the other alicorns magic and we will bring her back! She may not get eternal darkness like she wanted, but she will get to rule some parts of Changelandia.

I made my way to Twilights I looked all around the outside and looked in the windows, I didn't see any Guards. I tried the door. Unlocked? Ha! Nope! I looked for another way in. If the door was unlocked, then it's not good. I couldn't find any other way in. "Well, time to walk into an ambush." I opened the door and stepped in. Nothing yet. I made my way to Twilights bed room. I got my taser out and aimed it at her. "Say hello, to the new era soon to come." I whispered. "Say hello to the new land, of Changelandia!" Before I could pull the trigger, I was tackled. I let out a surprised yelp. Twilight shot up and looked at me. I looked at the Guard who tackled me.

"YOU?!" It was that stallion who I gassed!

"YOU!"

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME FAGGOT!" I smashed my head into his as hard as I could and pushed him off me. I took my knife out and ran at him.

"SHINING!" Twilight yelled. He looked up just in time to see me jump on him, He held my knife back with his hooves. I was stronger than him. The knife slowly made its way to his chest. Something hit my side and I went flying across the room and I hit my head on the wall, and everything went black.

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"He should be back by now." Blue said to herself. She was cautious as she made her way to the tree that Twilight called her home. He looked in her bedroom window and gasped. Ryan was on the floor not moving. "Oh no!"

"Twilie, I think you killed it!"

"No I couldn't have that spell can't do that much damage!" She looked at the Guard who stood over him.

"Wait, He's moving." Ryan let out a groan.

"Oh man Blue," He said. "I had the weirdest dream-" He was stopped when the Guard kicked him, make him yelp in pain. Two guards held him down on he knees and put his hands behind his back. Blue gasped as she recognized the Guard. It was Prince Shining himself! He began to punch Ryan repeatedly in the face.

"DON'T" *punch* "EVER" *punch* "HARM" *punch* "MY" *punch* "FAMILY" *punch* "AGAIN!" He finished with one last punch that, despite the Guards holding him, sent him to the ground. he spit some blood out of his mouth. He began to kick Ryan while he was down.

"DUDE!" One of the guards tackled Shining. "Not cool! Don't kick something while it's down! He's had more than enough!" Blue felt tears form in her eyes. They had him, they had Ryan. She wanted to go in there and kill every last one of them and get him out of their. She wanted to beat Shining to death for what he was doing to Ryan. She held back however, She did her best to hide herself as more Guards showed up. Ryan was still on the floor.

"Fucking Dick sucker!" Ryan said. He spat some of his spit and blood mixture at Shining. He nailed him in the right eye. Shining went to kick him some more but the Guards held him back. The put him in cuffs and escorted him out of the house. He saw me and he mouthed the words 'get out of here'. I didn't.

"BUCK YOU ALL!" I screamed as flew at top speed to them.

"BLUE!" I flew at Shining. He looked at me just in time to see me slamming my hooves into his face. I flew off and looked back to see if any were casing me. They weren't. I cried the whole way back.

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I had my hands behind my back as they escorted me to the interrogation room. The sat me down in a chair and cuffed me to the table. they left the room as Celestia, Luna, Cadence (I believe her name was), and Twilight and the rest of her friends and that Guard, Shining. He looked uber pissed. Celestia uncuffed me. I rubbed my wrists, they had put them on too tight. "Well," She said. "Better?"

"Celestia!" I said. "I didn't notice you without your horn and wings!" She shook her head.

"Why?" She asked. "Why did you do it."

"Because you fucking-"

"HOW COULD YOU TURN WHITE AGAINST US?" Rarity screamed.

"Wow Rare Rare!" I said. "Calm down."

"What? How did you know that?"

"I feel like the victim of cannibalism. Because The 'Iron horse'. Ring any bells sweet heart?"

"HOW?!"

"Damn, did that go over your head? I'M WHITE TONE YOU FUCKING STUPID PONY!" She shook her head in disbelief.

"How could you do this?" Twilight asked. "Why?!"

"Because I'm tired of being the fucking bad guy your royal bitchness! Fuck you."

"Next time you BUCKING INSULT MY SISTER," Shining screamed. "I'LL BUCKING KILL YOU!"

"Really?" I said. "Because if your whore of a sister didn't use that spell, you wouldn't be here now would you? I floored your ass! What part of that do you not get?!"

"Can we beat him for information now?" Shining asked one on the former alicorns.

"Only if he doesn't corporate." Celestia said

"You can try," I said. "But I don't give info out like that. I made a promise, and I'm going to keep it."

"Ryan," Celestia said. "Who sent you."

"No." Shining made his way over to me. "OKAY! OKAY! I'll talk."

"Wow, what a wimp!" Shining said

"Who?" Celestia asked.

"A high pony called..." I gave her the 'up yours salute and flipped her the bird as he same time. "YOUR FUCKING ASS HOLE!" I was punched in the face and my head was slammed into the table. "GAHHH! Never start with the head, The person gets all fuxxy and doesn't feel what comes next. He cut my cheek with his sword, I didn't even flinch. "See?"

"WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!" Shining screamed.

"Maybe if you got the fuck out of here and they asked nicely and said please, I would tell."

"Shining," Celestia said. "We no longer require you. You may leave."

"I'm staying right-"

"LEAVE!" Luna said. As he left, I flipped him the bird and told him to fuck off.

"No Ryan, Who are you working for."

"I'll give you a hint, former Queen for Changelandia."

"What?"

"What Equestria was called before you assholes took it from her."

"There was no Queen."

"What? But that's imposable! She told me herself you threw her out and took over and force ponies to live happily!"

"Who did?"

"Chrysie."

"Who?"

"Sorry, Chrysalis." Luna and Celestia looked at each other.

"Do you know what the Elements of Harmony are?" Luna asked.

"The Elements of what what in the what what butt?" More looks again.

"Ryan," Celestia said. "Chrysalis was using you to start war. She wanted to rule this land so she could feed of of the love of the ponies who lived here." If my mouth almost touched the ground

"I...I was...b-being...used?"

"Yes. I fear that she would have killed you off once she was done with you as well." I felt cheated. What about Blue, was she pretending to love me?

"B-but Chrysie told me that-"

"She lied to get you to steal. Those amulet you took, they were the Elements of harmony. as well as Twilights crown."

"I-I-I didn't know..." I felt really bad. I can never be the good guy! No matter what I do, it doesn't happen! "DAMN IT!" I slammed my fists in the table. "Every fucking time, EVERY FUCKING TIME I TRY TO BE THE GOOD GUY! I try, I really do, but I end up the bad guy!" I but my hands over my face and rested my head on the table. "Now I know why Dad kicked me out, I'm a fail. A waste of breath. Just like he said." My dad...wasn't the supportive type. He...to be honest, had tried to kill me before.

"He kicked you out?" Twilight said. "When?"

"When I was ten." I heard gasps. "I guess that's why I'm the way I am now. I had to steal to live. He killed my...my...m-mom...and kicked me out..." I could feel the tears coming. I was not going to cry. More gasps. I felt a hoof on my back. I looked up and saw Shining.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know. Can you forgive me?" I turned around to face him. I held out my hand to shake. I shook his hoof.

"Yeah. I forgive ya. And you me?"

"Yeah." I looked over to the other ponies.

"I'm sorry, I truly am. Can you all ever forgive me?" It's going to be a no. No way wold they f-

"I forgive you." Cadence said.

"As do I." Celestia said.

"And I" Luna said. The other six ponies all agreed. Shit! They actually forgave me for doing that!

"Rarity," I said. "I need to ask you to forgive me about the whole White Tone thing."

"I forgive you Ryan." She said.

"I guess I owe Spike a apology as well. Where is the little guy?"

"At my place sleeping. That reminds me, you don't have a place to sleep."

"I'm sure the jail cells have a nice bed." I said.

"That will not happen." Celestia said.

"Former alicorn mare says wha?"

"You will not be going to the dungeon."

"What?" I was still baffled. "But I did all that stuff!"

"Yes you did, but you aren't from here. Therefor, I will let you off with a warning." I was speechless.

"T-thanks..."

"Twilight," Celestia said. "Can you spare some room in your home for Ryan?"

"Yes I can."

"Then it is settled. You will be staying with Twilight until further notice. Good day Ryan. Remember, What happened today was a misunderstanding."

"Yes Princess."

On the train ride to ponyvile, I was bombarded with questions. What was my life like, what did I do before I came here, what was my favorite color and cake and ice cream flavor (you can guess who asked that). I answered the ones I felt comfortable answering. I didn't answer the 'what did you do before you woke up here' one. What would I say? 'Oh yeah, I killed cops and robbed banks and killed innocent people, no biggie.' Yeah no. Not going to answer that. Then Rainbow asked the one that set me off.

"What was your mom like?"

"S-she...not talking about it." Was all I said.

"Rainbow!" Rarity said. "He just said how touchy the subject was and then you ask it?!"

"Just wanted to know, celestia!" Once we got off I said my goodbyes and made followed Twilight to her house.

"Thank you for doing this Twi," I said. "It means a lot to me."

"It's okay, It's nothing really."

"No hard feelings about breaking in?" She laughed.

"None at all." We walked in and I wanted to see Spike so I could say that I was sorry, but her was asleep.

"I'll take the couch." I whispered.

"You can have the bed if you want." Twilight whispered back.

"No, I'll have the couch." I said flopping down on it.

"Blanket?"

"I'm good. It's not too cold."

"Okay. Night Ryan."

"Night Twilight." I closed my eyes, and fell asleep.

Time to pay the price

Spike woke up and saw Twilight asleep. He decided to get up and make her breakfast. It would be a nice little thing for her. She did come back from dealing with that nasty thing that almost took her powers away. He made his way down the stairs, and heard shifting on the couch. He went to see what it was and his mouth hung wide open. It was that thing! It was here! Rage filled him. He hated it so much. He made White break Raritys heart. Sure, he hated Whites guts, but still, uncool! He yelled and jumped on it.

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I awoke to something attacking me. "SHIT!" was all I could scream before I felt scratching and clawing. I heard hoof steps coming down the stairs.

"SPIKE!" Twilight yelled. "GET OFF RYAN!" She used her magic to float him off of me.

"LET ME GO! I-" He stopped. "Ryan?"

"You-gahh! Called?" I sat up holding a big cut on my arm. I looked at Spike.

"It has a name?"

"It," Twilight said. "Is a he and he is a human, not a thing."

"That'll wake you up better than coffee." I said. I still held on to the cut on my arm.

"What is it doing here!"

"HE," Twilight corrected. "Is our guest for the time being. He will be sharing that place for us until we find something for him."

"Can't he live outside?"

"I have already done that since my dad kicked me out of the house at age ten." He looked at me.

"What?"

"Long story for another time." I said. I notice that I had a bloody nose. "Fuck!" I held a hand to my nose to stop it from spilling onto the couch. Too late. "Shit, I'm sorry. I'm bleeding all over the couch." I stood up so not more blood would spill onto the couch. "God, I'm sorry about that." I said.

"It's okay Ryan," Twilight said. "It wasn't your fault." She glared at Spike as she said that. "I'll get you some tissues for that." She looked over to Spike. "Can I put you down and you wont attack him?" Spike nodded. She set him down and walked to get me some tissues.

"Well," I said. "I think our first meeting was better than this one."

"What do you mean? This is the first time we meet."

"I guess I should tell you. How would you react if I told you I was White Tone?" His eyes shot open.

"That was you?!"

"Yeah. Chrysie helped me with that."

"Who's Chrysie?"

"Queen Chrysalis."

"Oh okay-wait what?" I chuckled a little to his reaction to her name.

"She tricked me into steeling the Elements of Harmony. She said that they were high value amulets. I didn't know any better because I'm human, I didn't even what the EOH were." Twilight returned with some tissues. "Thank you, and sorry 'bout the couch."

"It's alright." Twilight said.

"Anyway, I needed to ask you something Spike."

"And that is?"

"Can you forgive me for everything I did. And about that whole Rarity thing, I had somepony. I was just flirting for fun. It's something us humans do."

"Oh. Yeah I do. Sorry about attacking you."

"As you forgave me, I forgive you. I hope we can become really good friends one day Spike." I gave him a smile.

"Same here, Ryan"

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She felt another punch. "HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!" Chrysalis yelled at Blue. She was beat up and covered in bruises and cuts. A Changeling sunk its fangs onto her front left. She let out another yelp of pain. "NOW HE MIGHT HAVE TOLD THEM EVERYTHING! DO YOU HONESTLY WANT TO DIE?!" Another Changeling punched her in the face again. She began crying.

"Please stop! Please stop! Please stop! Pleeeeaaaase stoooop!" She begged. She felt another pair of fangs enter her other front leg She was on her knees her arms tied to two poles on either side of her. They had been torturing her for about two hours now. A Changeling turned around and bucked its back legs into her chest. She could feel ribs cracking and breaking.

"WE COULD BE RUINED! WITH OUT HIS LOVE TO FEED OFF OF, I WONT BE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE OVER!" Her horn lit up.

"NO! PLEASE! NOT AGAIN! NO!" She felt electricity flow through her body as she screamed and convulsed. It lasted for five minuets and Chrysalis stopped the spell. Blue began crying again. She hurt all over. She couldn't move anything, It hurt too much to do so.

"I know what you are thinking, 'How is this my fault?' Well here's why. You should have made love to him more. I consumed so much of his love from that. If you did, I would be strong enough. But now, I don't have enough power, and you are being punished for not doing your job to its fullest extent." She motioned for another Changeling to buck her chest again. It did so. Blue was crying harder and harder as each Changeling bit her and kicked her and punched her. She was growing weak. "I'm done with her. Throw her away, in the Everfree, let the Timber wolves have her." Two Changelings unchained her and dragged her out of the room and flew her to the Everfree Forest and left her there to die.

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"Mommy! Mommy! Look at this!" The little filly pointed to a flower.

"Yes I see that." The mother said.

"It's a pretty flower. Can I have it?"

"Now, now Snow Bliss. The Dark Purplish Blue unicorn said to the white coated filly Pegasues. She rustled her pink mane and looked into her big red eyes. "If you picked that flower, There might be no more left. Leave it there. We can come back some other time and see it again."

"Okay mommy." Nova Blast looked at her little daughter. She had her mane and eyes and her fathers coat and wings. Nova looked back and saw the blue five pointed star on her flank. She moved along with her daughter, then they heard a scream. "Mommy! What was that?!"

"I don't know."

"HELP ME! SOMEPONY PLEASE!"

Snow ran in the direction on the voice. "SNOW! GET BACK HERE!" Nova shouted. She ran after her little filly. She saw what was screaming. A mare. A broken Pegasus mare (Blue Jay in case you are slow). She looked beat up and hurt badly. Not only that, but Timber wolves were surrounding her. Nova gasped and quickly used a spell to startle the wolves. They started howling as she preformed the spell, casing a dog whistle like noise to bug them. The ran in all directions and ran off into the woods. Snow ran to the mare.

"Are you alright?" She asked. Nova ran to her as well.

"T-thank you...s-so m-much."

"Are you okay?" Nova asked the mare.

"N-no..."she collapsed on the ground and didn't move.

"MOMMY! Is she dead?!" Nova checked the mare.

"No, She is still breathing." She got the mare on her back. "We need to get her to a hospital."

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"Wow Ryan," Spike said. "You are a really cool pony once you sit down and talk to you." I chuckled.

"Aww, thanks Spike. You aren't too bad yourself."

"Thanks." I liked Spike. He was a nice dragon.

"Nice to see you two getting along nicely." Twilight said.

""We just needed some time, that's all."" We both said at the same time. We looked at each other and laughed. "That was pretty sick, no lie." I said. We fist bumped. Twilight smiled. There was a knock on the door. Twilight opened it and saw a medic pony.

"Umm..."

"Does a 'Ryan' live here?" He the pony asked. I stood up and made my way to the door.

"You rang?"

"Wow, first house." He said. "We need to see you in the hospital...now."

"Why?"

"It's hard to explain, just follow me."

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I looked at the pony. "Wait, what?" I looked at the doctor pony.

"We have a pony in the recovery room, she is in a coma, but she keeps saying your name in her sleep. When a mother and daughter founder her in the Everfree, She was badly hurt. It looked like some animal attacked at bit her. She had fang marks all over her, she had several broken ribs, and she had signs of exposure to electricity for long periods of time."

"May I see her?"

"Yes, follow me." He walked to the rooms and I followed behind him. When we walked in, two other ponies where in the room already.

"Mommy," The little filly said. "Is she going to be okay?"

"I hope so sweetie." The mother said.

"Nova Burst, Snow Bliss," The doctor said. "We found him." They turned to me and the little filly hid behind her mother. I gave them a little wave, I didn't get one back.

"Hey," I said. "I'm Ryan, nice to meet you."

"N-nice to meet you t-too." I sighed.

"I'm not going to hurt you ya know, I'm not a monster." I walked over to the bed. My eyes widened as I saw it was Blue. What happened to her?! I looked at her in awe. I looked at the fang marks, I noticed that they looked like the one Changelings would leave behind. I balled up my fists. "That fucking bitch!" I said. How you Chrysie do that to her?! What did she do?! I Was completely angry.

"Whats a 'fucking bitch'?" My eyes shot open as the filly said that. I looked over to her in complete shock.

"Umm...you shouldn't say that." I said. "Where I come from, It's a bad word. Don't say that okay?"

"But then why did you say it?"

"Because, I am an adult, I have the choice to say it if I want."

"So why did you do this to her?" The mother asked. I looked at her and gave her a look like 'Why the fuck would I play like that'?

"Why would I do this?!" I said. "I didn't! I was in Guard custody all night and day yesterday. I only came back yesterday night." I looked back at Blue. "Why Chrysie," I said to myself. "Why?"

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I sat in the room most of the day and so did the other ponies. They wanted to know if she was truly okay. I learned that Snow Bliss was the little filly and Nova Blast was the mother. As time went by, Snow warmed up to me. She started to talk to me as well as Nova. I looked at Snow, who was now sitting on my lap. "So Mr. Ryan," She said. "What are your parents like?"

"That's...a subject I'd rather not talk about."

"Why not?"

"Because it hurts."

"Why?"

"Snow," Nova said. "Let it go."

"Okay." Snow said. I looked over at Blue. Nova sighed. "Mommy, I need to use the restroom, I'll be back." She hoped off my lap and left the room.

"I'm sorry about that," Nova said. "She just wants to know these things because her father left us for some other mare. She want's everypony to have a nice and caring dad and mother."

"Well," I said. "She is looking in the wrong place."

"May I ask why?" I sighed.

"Promise not to tell anypony?"

"Promise."

"My dad," I started. "Was on the abusive side. He took what he wanted, when he wanted it. He did what he wanted to us. Mom had threatened to leave him several times, each time was met by him threatening to kill her if she did. One day, when I was ten, My mother went to leave. He told her the same thing. She told him to fuck off and..." I tried my hardest not to cry. "H-he...took the kitchen knife...a-and..." I felt tears forming in my eyes. "I couldn't stop him...I wanted to...but I couldn't. He pried me off of her lifeless body and threw me out on the streets and told me if I was to come back, I'd end up like her and if I told anybody, he'd kill me." Tears poured down my face. I hung my head and tried to stop them. I felt something on my shoulder. I looked up to see Nova.

"Ryan...I'm sorry. My father was like that too. He beat my mom until she killed herself. I ran away from Manehatten and now I live here ever since I was 15." I looked over to her. "What I'm trying to say is, I know what you are feeling." She hugged me. I hugged her back.

"Mommy?" We both turned to Snow. I don't know about Nova, but my face got red. "What's happening?"

"N-nothing dear." She stopped hugging me and got back on all fours. "Lets all go out for lunch shall we?"

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"It has been done." One of the Changelings said.

"Good," Chrysalis said. "How bloody was her death?" Both Changelings looked at each other.

"We wouldn't know. We just left her."

"WHAT?! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO WATCH HER YOU MORONS!" She yelled at them. "WHO KNOWS IF SOMEPONY FOUND HER AND GOT HER TO SAFETY?!"

"M-my Queen-"

"DON'T 'MY QUEEN' ME! I SHOULD HAVE YOU KILLED FOR THAT SLIP UP!" She tried to calm down. "But I won't. But once more slip like that and I will."

""Yes my Queen"" They both said at the same time.

"You may go." They ran away with the speed of light.

Getting ready for Nightmare Night

Nova payed for lunch and we sat down and talked. I have to say, veggieburgers are pretty good. Not as good as hamburgers, but still. God, what I'd do for a hamburger with bacon! Any way, after lunch, I thanked Nova and made my way to Twilights library/house. I opened the door and made my way in. "Hey Spike," I said. "Where did Twilight go?"

"She said she would be back. She didn't say where she was going though." The door opened.

"I'm back."

"Speak of the pony and she will appear." I said.

"Sorry, asking Rarity to make me something for Nightmare Night.

"What?"

"Nightmare Night." She went on to explain it. It sounded like Halloween a little. "Maybe Rarity can make you something." I thought about it. "She is really good at costumes and clothing. You can draw or explain it, she can make it." There is this once costume I always wanted.

"Why not? I'll draw a little something up." I began to sketch something up. I wanted this my whole life. If Rarity could get every detail, I'd give her the biggest hug. I also had Spike send Celestia a letter and same drawings to see if I could get some other stuff. They said yes! Come on Rarity!

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"Do you like it?" I looked in awe at it. The hero's tunic looked just like I drew it. The pants and gloves as well. A yellow triforce was painted on the right one. It looked just like Links clothing from Twilight Princess! Down to every detail!

"like it?! I love it!" As I said, I gave her a big hug.

"I have to ask, what is with the cap?"

"Just something the gods gave him." I said. I was a sucker for The Legend of Zelda. Ask me anything, I could answer it. I played every game it had to offer. From Supper Nintendo to Wii. I played it all. Twilight Princess was my favorite of them all. I knew every boss and mini boss name, every item, I memorized the dungeons by heart, I loved TLZ.

"And who is this him?"

"Link, he was the third hero chosen by the gods to rid the world of evil. Zelda was made the princess of Hyrule, so she couldn't do it, Ganondorf turned to evil, so that was a big nope, so then Link was given the power of the triforce to defend Hyrule. He rescued the world from Twilight and Killed Ganondorf and freed the people of Twilight and helped Midna take back the throne to Twilight."

"Twilight?"

"It's a realm home to the people of Twilight. Beings of the light cannot make contact with it, of they will become spirits. Only Link can because of the triforce, but he turns into a sacred wolf. Later on, he gets the Master Sword to lift a curse on him, the curse being he was permanently The Wolf. The shard of Twilight that was in Link was taken out by the magic in the sword. He could now change into it whenever he wanted because the sword would bring him back to his human form, and the shard that Midna held onto, because if Link came into contact with it, He would become the wolf. The shard was what cursed him."

"Oh, so Twilight isn't bad?"

"It wasn't when Midna was Princess. But when Zant took over, he turned Midna into a Imp and banished her out of Twilight. He people never knew what happened to her. Zant teamed up with Ganondorf and they tried to take the world of light and cover it in Twilight."

"About this princess Zelda," Rarity said. "Can you draw her dress? I want to see it."

"Sure thing Rare." I drew it. Every detail, every everything. When it was finished, I gave it to her.

"It looks beautiful!" She said.

"It was pretty cool looking."

"Put yours on, I want to see it on you."

"May you-"

"I will leave, tell me when you are done.

I got undressed so I was just in my boxers. I put it on, finishing with the cap. I had the same hair style as him already, I'll ask Twi if she could change my eye color to blue, my hair color to dirty blond, and make my ears pointy like Links. "Okay Rare." She walked in. "What do ya think?"

"My word! You look so dashing in that!"

"Why thank you Rare. I should get going. Thanks again Rare."

"No problem Ryan." I walked out the door. I made my way back to Twilights.

"Yo Ryan! Wait up!" Dash was flying towards me. She stopped and started walking with me. "Dude! That looks sick! Rarity make it?"

"Yep."

"So...who is it?" She was dressed as (No big shocker) the knock of herself, Daring Do.

"His name is Link. He is the chosen hero by the gods."

"What does he do?"

"Kicks monster ass. Some are three times his size and He kills them with only his sword!"

"I already like him! He sounds awesome!"

"He is." I opened the door to Twilights place.

"What else does he do?" I told her everything. Unlike Rarity, she was really interested. She said it sounded awesome, and it is. Twilight walked in.

"Well, looks like Rarity got your costume. Celestia sent you a package."

"YES!" I opened it. The Master Sword and Hylian Shield!

"WHOA! Sick dude!" Rainbow said.

"Holy shit," I said. "It's correct down to every detail!" Twilight just looked at it. "Hey Twi?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you have a spell to change my hair and eye color? Also can ya make my ears pointy like...this." I drew Links ears.

"Yeah, I can, But It will be permanent."

"I'm down to clown."

"What?"

"I okay with it."

"Okay, eye and hair color?"

"Dirty blond hair, blue eyes." Magic surrounded me. A bright flash lit the room and then it faded. I looked in a mirror. "Hells yes!"

"Like it?" I couldn't stop looking. I looked just like him!

"I love it!" I turned to them. Rainbow looked in awe at me.

"Freaking awesome!" She said.

"I look just like he does!" I said.

"Well, Rarity should have mine done. I'll leave ya two here." Twilight said, walking out the door.

"Dude," Rainbow said. "You look hot-I mean sweet!" She corrected herself. I laughed a little.

"What was that Dash?" I asked.

"N-nothing!"

"Okay, Daring knock off."

"HEY!" I laughed.

"I'm just messin' with ya. Calm your flank." She and I laughed. I liked Rainbow, we had a lot in common. I don't want to be with her, I'm already with Blue. I like her as a friend.

"Ya know," I said. "You could make a good Sheik."

"Who?"

"Sheik, Princess Zeldas alter ego. Sheik serves as Princess Zelda's alter ego in the game: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, to escape Ganondorfs capture, Zelda passes herself off as a male Sheikah known as Sheik. Throughout the course of the game, Sheik aids Link, who is initially not privy to Sheik's true identity, by providing him with information and teaching him teleportation songs with a lyre."

"Whoa."

"You will like this. Sheik's physical appearance and frequent usage of Deku Nuts as a means to vanish quickly is decidedly reminiscent of a typical ninja. Possibly owing to this, Sheik has become a popular character in The Legend of Zelda mythos, despite appearing only in one game out of the entire series."

"A Ninja?!"

"Yeah. He only had one game, but everyone Loved him. That shows how famous he was."

"Can ya draw him out?" I grabbed a quill and paper and drew. I handed the finished drawing to Dash. "THANKS!" She flew out the door at the speed of light.

I decided to take a look around the place and look at all the cool costumes.

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"Well hello Zelda," I said to Rarity. "How are you today?" Rarity blushed.

"You don't mind that I used it?"

"Not at all." I turned to Dash. "And Sheik, hello to you as well."

"Dude, I feel awesome in this!" Dash said.

"Because you are Zeldas alter ego and a ninja."

"I can see you added to your costume." Rarity said.

"Yep," I spun a couple times. "Pretty kick ass huh? I can thank Twilight for the hair, eyes, and ears."

"And I as well..." Rarity said.

"What's that?"

"Nothing!" She said. I laughed.

"Okay Princess." I heard gasps and whispers around me. "What? Was it something I said?"

"Hey Ryan, notice anything different?" I turned to see Twilight, and I didn't have to look down. She was...standing? I looked at her. She was a humanized-pony! I looked at her in awe. Her dress was amazing. I won't lie, my eyes did travel south a few times. God..they were big! Her dress showed them off perfectly!

"I...I...Yes I do..." She giggled. "Did Rarity make the dress?"

"Yep. Also," She bounced her boobs. I swear my pants shrunk a few sizes. "What are these?"

"Well...umm...those...are what...ahhh...human females use for breast feeding once they have their kid."

"Ah...I suppose they aren't to go out for everypony to see I'm guessing? Not that I was going to do that."

"N-no..." I snapped out of the tit-trance.

"I wanted to be human, guess the spell wasn't strong enough."

"Yeah, you aren't 100 percent human."

"Howdy y'all" I turned to see Apple Jack. Of course, she was a sheriff. Never would have guessed it. She had the typical sheriff get-up with a name plate that said: 'Sheriff Apple Jack' on it.

"Evening Sheriff." I said.

"Good evening to you...ummm..."

"Link." I said.

"Link." She echoed. "Who's that?" I told her everything. I then went to explain to her who Rarity and Rainbow Dash were.

"So a Princess and er ninja alter ego huh?"

"Yep."

"And her awesome ninja alter ego!" Dash said.

"That is true." I said. "Sheik is pretty kick ass."

"Hey every pony!" Pinkie Pie came bouncing in. She was dresses up as...Luna?

"Hey Luna Pie," I said.

"Hey-"

"Link." I said. "And this is Princess Zelda-" I pointed to Rarity. "-And Sheik, her ninja alter ego." I pointed to Dash.

"So Ryan." Pinkie said. "When did you get your mane and eyes recolored?"

"Twilight used a spell to fix my hair and eyes," I said. "She said it was permanent, but I don't care. I look more handsome like this." I said jokingly. She laughed.

"Your silly!"

"I know that." I said. "Let's go get the fillies, it's almost time." I said as I looked at the setting sun.

The savior

I slowly opened my eyes a little.

"Mommy, is he going to be okay?" I closed them again. I slowly opened them a little again and I was surrounded by doctors. I closed them. I opened them fully. I heard sobbing.

"I'm sorry, but he might not wake up. It's best if we pull the plug, let him die. He wouldn't want to live like this." I groaned a little. I tried to sit up but everything hurt.

"Gahh!"

"RYAN!" I looked to see Rarity, she wasn't wearing any make-up, her hair was a mess, and she looked like she hadn't bathed or slept in weeks.

"W-what...happened...?" I looked over to the doctor pony.

"You are very lucky to be alive." He said. "You are also a hero." He smiled. "You should have seen all the worried ponies who wanted to see you. The whole town was at the door to make sure you were okay."

"W-what...?"

"Ryan," Rarity said. "You saved the town! Everypony loves you!"

"R-Rare..." I said. "L-look at you... You are a mess..." I felt so weak.

"We all look like this," Rarity said. "Me, Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Applejack, and Twilight. Poor Twilight hasn't come out of her house since three days ago."

"H-how long was I out?"

"Five days." The doctor said.

"F-five..." I felt my strength return slowly. I have been out for five days? From what Rarity said, Twilight seemed heart broken that I was in this condition. "Gahhh!" Everything still hurt. "Do you have anything to help with the pain?"

"Hold on." The doctor gave me a pill. I took it. "You should be good in a couple minutes."

"Thanks doc." I looked at Rarity. "So...how bad ass was I out there?" Rarity rolled her eyes.

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"Twilight," I heard Dash said. "Come out."

"N-no." Twilight said, continuing her sobbing. I slowly opened the door. I saw the four ponies on the base of the stairs. They all looked at me. I motioned them to stay quite. I made my way up the stairs. I tired the door handle, locked. "I SAID GO AWAY DASH!"

"Okay, okay," I said. "I'll just wait." The sobbing stopped. I heard the door unlock and it opened. I smiled a little. "I see you are ready then." I almost started laughing.

"R-Ryan?" Twilight said.

"Yes?" I almost fell down the stairs from the hug she gave me. She was now a pony again, so she jumped up in her hind legs and wrapped her front legs around my chest and started sobbing into my tunic. "OH RYAN!" She sobbed. She was hugging me so tightly.

"T-Twi...broken...ribs...tight...hug...can't...breath..." She leg go.

"Oops! Sorry, sorry!"

"It's okay." We walked down stairs. I turned to her again. The feeling of a hoof back handing (back hoofing?) me exploded across my left right cheek, followed by another hug.

"You are so stupid!" Twilight yelled into my tunic. "How could you do that?! You almost got your self killed!"

"Twilight..." I said. "I wasn't about to let Darkhammer hurt anypony."

"Who?" Dash asked.

"Hmm? Oh! That thing looked like Darkhammer from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. He was the mini-boss in Snowpeak Ruins that you get the ball and chain from. It had the same armor, weak spot, weapon and everything. I just didn't expect it to attack with its tail. Guess because that was a game and this was real life." Twilight hugged me tighter. She got off me and I got a good look at her. Her mane and tail were matted, she looked like she had been none stop since she locked her self in her room, her eyes were blood shot from all the crying, she had heavy bags under her eyes, she looked...and smelled like she hadn't showered in days. The smell hit me. "Whoa...Twi...I think you should shower...not to be rude, but you smell bad. Like sweat and tears bad." She blushed.

"Sorry." She smiled sheepishly. She looked at everypony else in the room. "I guess we all could." She opened her mouth to say something. then I felt something jump up on my back.

"RYAN!" Spike yelled into my ear. "Man! Am I glad to see you! I was worried sick that you wouldn't pull through. Both Twilight and Rarity were heartbroken that you were hurt as bad as you were. All the other ponies as well. I just say Twilight and Rarity because I was trying to comfort them a lot." I picked Spike up of me and held him in front of me. "I missed ya man." He said. I smiled as he said that.

"I missed ya too Spike." I said. I set him down. "Well? I'm gonna be here my whole life, freshen up you guys!" All but Twilight and Spike, this being where they live, left and said goodbye. Twilight went to go take a shower. Me and Spike talked a little. Twilight came out of the shower with a towel around her.

"Princess Celestia wants to see you. We need to go to Canterlot right away. I also got a letter from my parents saying they want to meet you." Oh great. A girls parents wanting to meet you was important. Even though I had a marefriend already, it still meant a lot.

"Okay, in what order?"

"My parents first, because it is on the way. We need to go now." The shower was too small for me, and apparently they give sponge baths here in the hospitals so I was good. They told me I got one before I woke up. I didn't have time to mend my tunic, so it was still a little beat up. I looked in a mirror. My face was okay. Good. I wanted to look my best. I made my way to the train. Well, I tried. I was bombarded my ponies...again.

"Are you okay?!"

"You are a hero!"

"Love me!"

"Stay! We might need saving again!"

"You looked so awesome fighting that thing!"

"My hero!" I shut them all out and got on the train. It was just me, Twi, Dash, Pinkie, Applejack, Rare, and Flutter.

A new guardian

Ahhh Canterlot! The nice air, the nice buildings, and the snobby bitch ponies.

"What is that?!"

"What is it wearing?!"

"Monster!" I so wanted to pull my sword out and go to town. I held back though.

"Twilight!" I turned to see two ponies walking to us.

"Mom! Dad!" Guessing on what they said, they must be Twilights parents. I walked over to them with Twilight.

"I'm guessing this is him." Mrs. Sparkle said.

"Depending on who this his is." I said.

"The one who saved ponyvile."

"Then that is me."

"Its nice to meet you." Mr. Sparkle said. At least they weren't dicks. That's good. We talked for a while, every now and then I would get a "complement" on my clothing. I almost flipped and pulled my sword out, but I stopped my self. I had to keep my cool around Twi's parents. I guess they could tell I was getting pissed, because they suggested we go to their house. I almost ran there to save those ponies, but I walked along side them. They wanted to know everything about me. What my name was, where I was living at the moment, what I used to do and all that stuff. I had a feeling Mrs. Sparkle was gonna ask me about my parents, but Twi must have known it, because she changed the topic. Then Mr. Sparkle was the one to say it.

"So Ryan, how is your family?" I almost dropped my sword I holding, I was showing them what I used to kill Darkhammer. The whole room was silent. I swear you could have heard a pin drop on carpet. I sighed.

"Not...N...Not a subject...I like to talk...bout..." Was all I could say. I could tell her was going to ask why, but I think he saw the tear in my eye and shut his mouth.

After a little while longer, we thanked Twilights parents for having us over and made our way to the castle. I saw a guard who i escaped from when I stole Twilights element. I felt really awkward just looking at him. He gave me a glare, and I gave him a sheepish smile. He made his way over to me. "YOU!" He said. "You have some real nerve coming here!"

"Shit man calm down!" I said. "Look, no hard feelings okay?"

"NO HARD FEELINGS?!" He screamed. "YOU-"

"Calm down!" Twilight said. "He's okay Proud. He didn't know what he was doing."

"He didn't know that he was stealing? He must be stupid then!" I already wanted this pony gone. He was pushing my nice guy away.

"Ya retard." I said. "The fact the the first beings I met here took me prisoner and hurt me kinda made me thought that you guys where the bad ones. The Changelings took me in and didn't hurt me, so I thought they where good."

"Then you are a bucking retard!" He said.

"Fuck you too ass hole! I didn't know how the fuck I got here and what happened! And to top it all off, you lash out at me when I try to say sorry!"

"Yeah, Sure you were!"

"What ever ass hat!" Now I've started it...

"Plot head!"

"Cock sucka!" Yep...I did it.

"Changeling rutter!"

"Horse dick licking ass hole!"

"Chrysalis loving cock head!"

"Shit guarding ass wipe!"

"Mother rutting plot kisser!"

"Piss drinking, jizz guzzling, shit eating, ass wiping, uncle fucking, bitch cunt ass hole mother fuckin, whore ass horse dick tickling, piece of no good ass raping, mother fucking, shit head dick bag!"

"I bet you rutted your mom." Now he set me off.

"Proud-" I cut Twilight off by me drawing my sword.

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" He drew his weapon.

"YOU WANT TO GO?!"

"COME ON THEN!"

"THAT IS ENOUGH!" Twilight screamed. "Both of you stop acting like foals!" She turned to Proud. "Take back what you said."

"N-" She cut him off.

"TAKE IT BACK PROUD!" He looked scared. I didn't blame him. I was pretty shocked too. He just spat on the ground and walked away.

"I swear the next time I see him I'm gonna kill-"

"Stop it!" She took a deep breath, no doubt to calm down. "We are going to see the Princesses. Put that sword away and lets go." I did as she said and followed her. We went to the throne room. I had calmed down a little bit, but I still wanted this Proud guys guts on the floor. I then saw the two now earth ponies. And again, I instantly felt bad again. I did that to them.

"Hello Ryan," Celestia said. "Please excuse Proud. He's just a little-"

"Butt hurt?" I asked.

"Hmm?"

"Butt hurt." I said. "He's really upset because he let me get away. I was going to say salty, but butt hurt I thought would be better."

"Well, yes... He is 'Butt Hurt' as you call it."

"How did you know about that."

"I hears you two throwing insults at each other, I will ask what; what is a 'Piss drinking, jizz guzzling, shit eating, ass wiping, uncle fucking, bitch cunt ass hole mother fuckin, whore ass horse dick tickling, piece of no good ass raping, mother fucking, shit head dick bag'?" ...I got nothing. She just said that... She just said the one huge line of cuss words I say when I get royally pissed with someone, and said it like she said nothing!

"Ummm...those are...a huge line or cuss words I say when I get royally pissed with someone..." I would be laughing because of the look on her face, but the fact that she just heard me say that, was not good. "Yeah..."

"Well...let's just forget any of us said anything today, okay?"

"Yeah..."

"Anyway." Luna said. "We called you hear because we heard from Twilight, that you killed something that you called 'Darkhammer' with that sword me and my sister gave you. We have talked, and we think that you are truly the one."

"Err...The one what?"

"The one that will save us." Celestia said. "All this Changeling chaos, was given to me as a vision from my sister. In the dream, I saw nothing I had never had seen before, you...as you look now." I half expected her to tell me my name is really Link and all that shit, but no luck. "First, the form I saw started with confusion with this place, then it turned to hate towards my ponies...then love and caring for one, and hate for the others. This love...towards the one I banished, Blue Jay. Is this true?" I was speechless. she knew about me and Blue?

"Y...yes... It is."

"Then, that hate for all turned to loyalty and kindness and friendship, and your love for the Changelings vanished and replaced with rage." She was right. I hated those fuckers! "In the vision, this being saved Equestria, but at a cost."

"What cost?" I asked.

"Its life." I didn't know what to think. I was going...to die?

"This was just a dream," I said. "I'm not going to die."

"These visions have always come true. I'm sorry. You will fall in battle against another of your kind."

"What?"

"There is another here. He calls himself Darkness. He will stop at nothing until Equestria is under his control."

"I wont die." I said. "You'll see! I'll kick this fucker Darkness' face in, with my sword!" Celestia shook her head.

"You may kill him, but he will still slay you as well."

"You are trying to tell me that we are gonna pull a Halo?"

"What?"

"Its a video game back home. Its when you kill each other at the same time."

"Umm...yes.. You will pull a 'Halo'."

"Okay..." I was going to die? No way...not gonna happen.

"Who is this, Blue Jay?" Twilight said.

"I'll let Ryan tell you." Celestia said.

"But later," Luna said. "Ryan, if you can pass the test we give you, we will grant you to power of the chosen one." I nodded.

"What test?" I asked.

"It will test your power, wisdom, courage." And the three elements of the tri-force. I half expected them to say my name was actually Link and I was the chosen hero by the gods. "The test begins when you sleep." What?

"Err...what?" I said, confused. "I'm confuzzled. What do you mean?" They looked at me. "Confused."

"Luna will send the test to you in your sleep. Your mind will make up what it is. Once you complete the test, if you do, which I have no doubt that you will pass, we will bestow upon you the powers of the Guardian of Equestria." Great...a test...oh well.

"I will pass this test." I said. "And I'll look damn good doing it too."

The test

I was taken to a room where there was a bed. I laid down on it, it wasn't that bad. It was really comfy. I closed my eyes and waited for sleep to take me. Wasn't gonna happen. The room got hot so I got up to open the window. I opened my eyes and sat u...cave... I was in a cave... I stood up. No...not any cave...Gordon Mines! I looked around. Yep...this was the layout for the Twilight Princess one. The magnetic crystal was on the walls and ceiling as well. Instantly the music for it started playing in my head. Now...I was in the zone. I started walking around. A Fire Toadpoli came up out of the lava below. No problem. I just shield bashed the molten rock it spat at me back at it. Easy as hell. I came to the trouble a the crystal. I didn't have the Iron Boots to get across it. The jump was too far. I guess this is where wisdom comes in. "What to do...?" I got nothing. I sighed and sat down. "Wait..." Luna said this was in my mind... I closed my eyes and thought of the Iron boots. I opened them and..."Ha Ha!" I was wearing them! I went to take a step. "Holy shit these are heavy..." I couldn't wait till I was on the magnetic crystals. That was gonna be fun. I closed my eyes and imagined myself walking with ease. I started to walk after I opened them. Well...it wasn't with ease...but it was like Link would. I walked up the wall via magnetic crystals and across the ceiling and to the other side. I took them off and set them down. I could imagine them back when I needed them. I walked through to thee next room and a bright light flashed and blinded me, then it stopped. Like to this day I haven't seen anything like it. Usually, it fades away. But it was there one second, and gone the next.

I felt myself being pulled up. I took a deep breath, and water invaded my lungs. I panicked and looked around. I was under water. I was freaking out. I didn't know what to do. Seaweed tickled my legs as I looked around in the underwater cave I was in. I saw a Bari, and a Shell Blade. I was still panicking. I was running out of air. 'This place looks a lot like... It is!' This was the entrance to the lake bed temple. I closed my eyes and thought of the Zora Armor. I opened my eyes and pulled the strip of navy cloth over my mouth and nose. Just like in the game, the cloth filtered the oxygen out of the water. It worked. I had the Zora Armor. The Lake Bed Temple music filled my ears. I swam past the Bari and the Shell Blade and made my way up to the Temple. When I surfaced, The flash of light came and went again. I was standing facing...no...please no...GOD DAMN! It was Stallord, the boss from Arbiter's Grounds. This boss was the most annoying boss EVER! The stupid Staltroops were annoying as dicks! Zant plundged the Scimitar of Twilight into Stallord and vanished. It rose in front of me. "Shit...on...my...dick..."

The Stallord boss music started playing and I closed my eyes, Imagined the Hero's tunic back on, the Spinner, and opened my eyes again. I hopped on it and ran it along the Spinner Track and circled the sand pit it was in. Blade Traps were closing in on me, just needed a little more speed... The Blade Trap got too close to me and I hopped off the track and guided my way to Stallord's spine. As soon as I got up to it, I used the Spinner's attack and destroyed a part of its spine, bounced off it, and attached back to the Spinner Track. Now for the part that PISSED me off. Stallord screamed and some Staltroops rose from the ground. This Twilit Fossil was not going to make me rage, not this time. "FUCK YA STUPID UNDEAD FUCKS!" I gained speed and hopped off the track again. I guided myself to the... I hit a Staltroop and bounced off it and back to the track. I started to get angry. I tried it again. I gained speed and hopped off the Spinner Track and dodged the Staltroops. I made my way to Stallord's spine, but last second, some Staltroops popped up and stopped me. I bounced of it, but also destroyed it by using the Spinner's attack. I got back to the track and repeated the process until I broke another part of the spine. One more to go. More Staltroops rose from the ground. Now I'm not going to go into detail, but after about 20 tries, I got to the spine and destroyed it. The sand lowered down a couple stories and the middle column rose. I was at the bottom with the head. I started panting from exhaustion. "Get...the...fuck...back...u...up..." Its eyes glowed once again and its head rose and flew around the column. "L...let's...do this..."

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"That is so AWESOME!" Rainbow Dash said, looking at the images above Ryan. Twilight cast a spell so they could see what was going on. Fluttershy was cowered in a corner, eeping every time the thing screamed. Twilight watched silent as Ryan summoned...something. It looked like a toy top, but much bigger. She watched in astonishment as he jumped onto it and attached to the track and spun around it and high speeds. "COOL! DO YOU SEE HOW FAST HE IS GOING?!" Dash said. "That's about as fast as I fly!" She became nervous as it breathed a dark fire at him. Luckily he wasn't hurt. She, and everyone else cheered as he killed it and the pit emptied its sandy contents. They all gasped as the things eyes glowed red and its head floated up and flew around the column. What ever that thing shoved into its skull, must of been an item of high magical power.

"Come on Ryan," Twilight said. "You can do this."

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I hopped onto the Spinner track and made my way up to the top. Just like in the game, Stallord's head intercepted my path. I jumped from the column, to the wall, and then back again until I hit his head and we both fell to the ground. I took my sword out and slashed and hacked at the Scimitar of Twilight. I repeated this three more times until the Scimitar of Twilight shattered and Stallord died. "Suck...suck it..." I was so tired. I fell to the ground as the flash came once again.

The face of Darkness

I slowly opened my eyes and my friends surrounded me. "Ugh...my head...and body..." I was tired beyond anything I have ever felt. I yelped as my friends hugged me and cheered for me.

"That was so AWESOME!"

"Ya did amazing partner!"

"That creature was 50 times your size and you beat it...I need to know more about the strengths of your kind."

"Darling, that was amazing!"

"Ohmygoshthatwasamzingweshouldthrowaparty!"

"Yay..." I chuckled as I heard Fluttershy say that. I smiled and looked up to Celestia.

"You did good child."

"Yes," Luna agreed. "You have proven worthy."

"Thanks." I said.

"Come with me. Only you, Luna, Twilight and I." Celestia said. I got up and followed her. "I have only heard of one who could do what you did. You killed Fossilisco-"

"Stallord? The Twilit Fossil?" She looked at me.

"If that's what you call it." She chuckled. "But Luna and I now know that you are the one." Twilight's horn lit up and that flash happened again, but this time it faded out. I was in a forest. The...Master Sword? It looked just like it! It was in the stone in front of me.

"If the sword chooses you," Luna said. "Then you truly are the one, and we will give you the powers of The Guardian." I walked up to it. I looked back at my sword. It was gone...along with the sheath.

"What happened to-"

"That little thing?" Celestia said. "It was melted down again. It wasn't made for combat." I nodded. I put both my hands on the swords hilt and pulled up. It came out with ease. (And that is not a joke for the internet to in joy!) The sword was light...to light. I then held it in my right hand and raised it skyward. The mist surrounding the area was pushed away and wight fell upon the sword. It adjusted perfectly to me. "Now put it in the sheath." I looked back confused. "Just to it." I did the little slash sheath taunt Link did and sheathed it. I heard the sword slide against metal. I looked back and saw the shield and sheath. I turned to the Princesses and Twilight's horn lit up and she shot magic at me.

It filled my body with a warmth and it shot back out of me. I closed my eyes ans opened them. I looked at my tunic. It looked stitch for stitch, fabric for fabric, chain link to chain link, a spot on hero's tunic. My cap was the same. I raised my right hand and the tri-force glowed on it through the glove/gauntlet.

""The Elements of Power, Wisdom, and Courage are now yours."" Luna and Celestia said at the same time. No way... I looked to the pound around the stone.

"Holy shit!" Link was looking at me. Wait...was that...my reflection...? No way! I looked just like him! the shape of my eyes, my nose, the length of my hair, my build, everything was spot on! "I guess this is when you tell me my name is really Link, and I am the chosen hero of the gods? They giggled.

"No child," Celestia said. "Your name is Ryan. Unless you want us to call you that..."

"Please!" I said. More giggles.

"Very well...Link...we will now return to Canterlot." The flash came (Get your mind out of the gutter, I know that's what you were thinking all last chapter too...sickos) and faded. We walked to the room.

"Wait here." Luna said. The three of them walked in. "Link...come in." I walked in.

"Who is that?" Applejack asked.

"Hey AJ," I said. "How are ya?"

"""""RYAN?!""""" All five said. I laughed. We talked until a Guard came running in.

"PRINCESS!" He was screaming...that wasn't good. "CHRYSALIS IS HERE! AND ANOTHER ONE OF HIS KIND!" He pointed to me. Darkness...he was here. We made our way out to the castle gates. I saw Chrysalis and Darkness. Okay, If ya know what Zant wears in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, then ya know what he was wearing. It was down to detail.

"Well...if it isn't that stupid little human." Chrysalis said. "And again, you have changed."

"And I see you haven't, your royal bitchness." Darkness seamed taken back.

"R...Ryan...?" That voice...no... It can't be! His mask folded away, reveling the face of my...father.

I must have looked as shocked as he did. "I...I see you are alive..."

"Like wise..." I said. I looked at him. His pale skin, his short, brown hair. his beard looked like Ganondorf's in a way. "What it you want Chrysalis?"

"To ask for the crowns of course."

"Fat fuckin chance." I said.

"Link..." Celestia said. "That is enough." She looked at the Changeling Queen, and my father. "We will never give the crowns to you."

"It's a shame. We'll just have to kill you then. Not now...but when my army is ready, expect blood shed."

"Ryan, you can join us. We will take over together, as father and son, we will rule this place along side the Changeling Queen!" My friends gasped as he said father and son.

"Link..." Twilight said. "Is this...?"

"Yes Twilight," I said. "Darkness is Rick...my father." I looked at Darkness. "You are not my father. I hate you. I will never rule along side you! Don't ever call me your son again!"

"Now now," He said. "Let's be real here. We are the stronger side. You are on the weaker side. I am giving you a chance to come over to the stronger side."

"Never!"

"Makes sense...you always were weak...makes sense you would want to be on the weak side. Your mother would join us." He just did that...he just pulled the dead mom card. "She never loved you. Killing her was the best thing I have ever done. Cutting you up and throwing you out as well. You are weak and helpless. It's a good thing I did throw you out." I was about to run up and kill him, but Celestia put a hoof on my shoulder.

"How did you get in?" She asked.

"Oh...a Guard let us in as soon as we said we were coming to kill the human. We aren't, but it worked and he let us in. He is joining us now as well." FUCKING PROUD! "Oh well, I guess we will be off. Bye Bye." A black mist surrounded them and they vanished. I was so mad. I fell to my knees and screamed in rage at the sky.

"I'M GONNA KILL THEM ALL!" I screamed. Tears of rage fell down my face, followed by tears of sorrow. He was right...I am weak... When he mentioned my mother...he got to me. I got up on my feet again. I felt a tug on my tunic. I looked back at my friends. I then looked to the former alicorns.

"Link..." Celestia said. "If I still had my powers, I would show you everything. But you need to calm down. You need to learn how to fight...without using rage, and for others instead of yourself. Twilight...get The Scroll from the library."

"T-The Scroll, as in The Scroll?" She looked excited.

"Yes...now go. Get it...quickly!" Twilight booked (No pun intended) it to the library. She came back with a scroll and she opened it and began reading it to herself. Her horn lit up and she shot magic at me. I felt magic flow through me and I started getting images of swords play. I felt like I could do them. Some of them just like the hidden skills from Twilight Princess. "You now have the power of the sword at your will. Use it wisely."

I smiled a little. "Thanks."

"I think it is time you head home." Celestia said. "Rest up. We will call upon you when you are needed Link." I nodded and headed out to the train.

Loyalty

I woke up. Today was going to be a big day! I had another big theft tonight. I would need to take an amulet. I would need a cloud walking spell, and I need Blue to get me to the cloud that the Pegasus lived on. Good news, none of those fuckers of the Royal Guard would be there. The bad news, I will have to be transformed into a Pegasus to gather info. I wont take the amulet as a pony. I have tried to steal as a pony before. I got arrested. I wasn't as stealthy as I was as a human. I would have to take flying lessons with Blue, but that didn't seem to hard. When Chrysie turned me into a pony, we got right to it. It was as easy as dropping copers. Then again, cops are stupid. We robbed banks all around and they couldn't get us. I flew up to the cloud and knocked on the door with my wing. 'Okay Ryan. You can do this.' I was a Stallion with a white coat, red eyes, and a blue and light blue mane and tail. Of course, I was a Pegasus. The door opened and I almost shit my pants (If I was wearing them) when I saw who I was stealing from. It was that Pegasus who I tasered.

"Can I help you?" She asked.

"Ummm..." 'Think you piece of shit! You have done this before.' "Hey."

"Who are you?" She asked.

'Shit...Think. Think. Think!' "I'm...White Tone." 'Well, I'm fucked.'

"Hey White, may I help you with something?"

'Okay, think again.' "Umm...you probably have heard of the thief who stole the crown right?" 'I am fucked!'

"Yeah, he stole that from a friend of mine. What about it?"

"Well...I was sent here to see if you would have anything that is of high value. He might strike again and you may want to keep it safe." 'Defiantly doesn't sound suspicious at all. Fucking moron!'

"Actually, I do." She said.

"Well...funny you should say that, because that's what I was sent here for." 'Hello jail, good to see you again.'

"Oh...really?"

"Yeah." 'She must be playing cool. If not, she is fucking stupid.' "May I see it?"

"Yeah, come on in."

'What?' "Ummm...okay." I half expected the Royal Guard to be inside waiting to arrest me, but to my luck, they weren't.

"Can I get ya something?" She asked me. "Food, drinks?"

"Na, I'm good." She walked into her bedroom and came back out with it. 'God...she's a beauty! The most beautiful thing I have ever seen!' I couldn't keep my eyes off it. The gold and the gem! They looked beautiful! The red lightning bolt gem was the best "Wow..."

"Like it?" She asked.

"You shouldn't be asking me that. The thing is the one who wants to steal it." I had to say thing, they don't know what a human is.

"You sound concerned."

"Well, I wouldn't want it to get stolen. It's a nice amulet."

"Yeah it is, so do ya want-"

"Whoa! would you look at the time!" I looked over at the clock. "I should get going." I didn't give her time to respond, I left out the door and flew away.

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"You guys aren't going to believe this." Dash said.

"What is it Dash?" Twilight said.

"Some hot stallion came up to my door." She said

"Oh come on Dash," Rarity said. "He can't be that good looking for you to admit that he is handsome."

"I'm not joking Rare." Dash said. "He was. His name was White Tone."

"What did he want?" Twilight said.

"He wanted to make sure I was keeping my amulet safe," Rainbow said. "He sounded concerned that I might be next to have something stolen from me."

"Do you want me to have guards a your place just in case?" Twilight asked.

"Na," Dash replied. "It's not gonna happen."

"Okay..."

"Yo!" I flew down next to her. "Hey, listen, sorry for leaving like that. I had something I needed to do. So...about that hiding place."

"I have it taken care of. It's hidden in my room." Dash said. "So what did you-" The White mare pushed her away.

"Hello, I'm Rarity. Nice to meet you." She shook my hoof.

"Ummm...hi." I responded.

"So did you have anything planned today? I thought we could do something together."

"O...Kay...Ummm." I looked over to Rainbow Dash. "So you said you hid it in your room?"

"Yep."

'Got it!'

"As is mine." Rarity.

"Mine as well." The orange one said. "Name's Applejack. Nice to meet ya."

"Nice to meet you too." I said.

"Me too!" The pink one said. "It's in it supper dupper secret hiding spot."

"And you are?" I asked her.

"Pinkie Pie!" She jumped and down. Once she stopped, she opened her mouth and confetti shot out onto me. The weird thing was it was dry. Oh and also, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I looked over to the yellow Pegasus.

"And you?"

"Oh...ummm...I'm....ummm...f-f-f..."

"That's Fluttershy," Rainbow Dash said. "She is kinda shy."

"Never would have guessed that." I said sarcastically. "Shy is in her name after all." 'JACKPOT! All of these ponies have amulets! I better tell Chrysie about this!'

"And I'm Twilight Sparkle." My last victim said.

"Nice. Any way, I best be going. It was nice meeting you all." I flew off into the sky to get back to Chrysie.

"Dash..." Rarity said.

"Yeah?"

"You were right. He is handsome."

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"Okay," Blue whispered. "You ready?"

"Yeah," I Whispered back."

"Okay. When you are done, Jump off the cloud right there." She pointed to the right side of the cloud.

"Got it. See ya later." I slowly made my way to the house. I tried the door. Locked. All the windows were locked as well. I got my lock picking tools and started picking the lock.

Click

Got it. I slowly opened the door and closed it behind me. I made my way to her room. The door was open a little. I looked in. She was reading? What the fuck?! She is using a flashlight to read! Why not turn the light on so I could have waited and avoided being detected easier?! I waited for 5 minutes. She finished the book. Thank- SHE PULLED OUT A FUCKING NOTHER ONE! What the fuck?! I was about ready to tase her again and take the amulet and be gone. 30 minutes later she was done with tha- FUCK YOU! ANOTHER FUCKING BOOK! I'm done. Taser it is. "Remember this little guy?"

"What? Who's that?!"

"FREEZE FUCKA!" I kicked the door open, flicked on the light, and pulled my T62 out and shot it at her. Almost! Why can't I ever hit a still target? "...Shit..." She flew out of her bed and tackled me. Cops did this every time. I knew what to do. I headbutted her and rolled over her to I was on top. I picked her head up and slammed it into the ground. She was dazed. I grabbed some zip ties from my pocket. They finally came to use! I always carried them just in case. I rolled her onto her back and put her front legs behind her back and zip tied them together. One around one leg, one around the other, and one in between them to connect them. Her legs were over her wings so she couldn't use them. I started looking around her room for the amulet.

"A little birdie told me that you have something valuable. Where is it?"

"Who..."

"Some mare, now where is it?"

"I'm not telling y-"

"Found it." I said. I held it up. "Wow, this is really nice."

"Give it back!"

"Finders keepers, losers weepers." I teased her. I kicked her over on her back and gave her a punch to the face. "That was because I missed my taser shot." I saw the books. A smile grew across my face. I got my lighter out. "And this, is for making me wait." I held up a book for her to see and light the lighter.

"NO! Please don't! I beg you, please!"

"Awww," I said. "Little Mrs. book worm gonna cry?" I brought the flame closer to it.

"Please! I haven't read that one yet! That was the next one I was gonna read!" I looked at the title. Daring Do? Looks like an Indiana Jones knock off. I started laughing.

"This is what you read? God this looks like garbage. Anything that is a knock off of Indiana Jones is gonna be stupid. I'm not going to burn it. It's already bad enough." I set it back down. "So... anything else that is actually good before I leave?"

"What the buck is Indiana Jones?! It sounds stupid." I looked over to her.

"God I can't believe I'm saying this... Indiana Jones was the thing that Daring Do was ripped off from. Tell me, did she take an idol and the a giant boulder chased her?"

"Yeah. In the first book."

"Well, I the first book AND movie, that is what happened to him."

"Well she didn't keep the idol because-"

"It belongs in a museum? That was what he said." I looked around more. Nothing. "Well, I'm off. I will see you, never. Smell ya never bitch." As I walked to the door, I kicked her in the gut. I started whistling the Indiana Jones theme as I walked away. 'God, now I'm in the mood for some Indiana Jones.' I walked out the front door and jumped off the right side of the cloud. Blue caught me and we made off to Chrysalis.

"Nice to see you returned. It's about time." Queen Chrysalis said.

"Sorry," I apologized to her. "The little shit was a book worm and I had to wait it out. I stopped waiting once she brought out a third book."

"Ah I see. Did you get the amulet?"

"Yeah, It's right here-" I felt my pocket. My eyes widened. "SHIT! I dropped it when we were flying!"

"Are you serious?!" Blue said.

"I was hoping you'd say that, cus I'm not." I held the amulet up and laughed.

"You are such an ass." Blue said. I tossed it to Chrysalis.

"Good work. You need to rest up." Me and Blue headed to bed.

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"THAT LITTLE!" Dash screamed.

"Calm down Dash." Twilight said.

"CALM DOWN?! HE HUMILIATED ME AGAIN, AND TOOK MY AMULET!" The six ponies and some Guards examining the crime scene where in her room. Somepony heard her screams for help and found her tied up and on the ground. "I should have taken your Guard advice."

"Well, now we all need some Guards. He might take one of your amulets next." Twilight said to her friends. She sighed. "I need to rest. Preforming that cloud walking spell on you all really tired me out. Lets get going.

Nightmare Night takes a turn for the worst

"WOW RYAN! YOU LOOK SO COOL!" Scootalo said.

"Wow! You changed too!" Sweetie Belle said. I smirked and did I couple spins.

"Why thank you Rainbow Dash. That was what Scootalo was dressed up as. Sweetie Belle was dressed as a princess. Go figures. Apple Bloom was dressed as a zombie. Didn't see that one coming. "And hello Princess Sweetie Belle and Zombie Bloom."

"You kids ready?" Twilight asked.

"YEAH!" They all screamed. We all walked through the streets. I smiled as I saw their faces. It made me happy to see they were having a good time. Kinda wish I did as well, ya know? Twilight must have saw my face.

"What?" She asked.

"Hmm? Just like seeing them happy ya know? Seeing them having a good childhood. I'm glad they do." She smiled.

"Somepony's a little soft."

"What! No! I'm not soft!"

"Softy!"

"S-shut up!" I could face grow red. "I'm not a softy." She laughed.

"I'm joking with you." She giggled. I rolled my eyes. After they were done, we started talking outside of SCC. That's when we heard it. A scream. Then another, and another, and another. At first I thought nothing of it, then ponies started running all over the place.

"What's happening?"

"CHANGELINGS!" My eyes widened. No, it's just a good costume. I looked up and saw a wave of black. That's no costume...that's an army. I pulled my sword out. It looked sharp, I could use it. I took my shield out as well and followed my friends. I saw her. Chrysalis.

"Now now ponies," She said. "Calm down. It's only your future leader."

"What does she fucking want?" I asked Twilight.

"I don't know." Twilights said.

"Where is Twilight Sparkle?" Chrysalis asked. I looked over to her. "I'd hate to do it, but ponies may die if she doesn't show herself."

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Twilight screamed. I made sure to stand next to her, just to be safe.

"Is that Ryan?" She asked. "My my, look at you. You have changed." I growled. "Now Twilight, give me your alicorn magic."

"Never." She said.

"Well, its a shame that I'll have to kill this place off then." She stomped her hoof on the ground and... Darkhammer? No...It looked just like Darkhammer from Twilight Princess, the mini-boss you get the ball and chain from. Ya know. In the Snowpeak Ruins? He was equipped with the ball and chain and everything. I had to protect these ponies! I stepped forward. I would not let these ponies get hurt.

"No." I said.

"Oh come on Ryan!" Chrysalis said. "I'll forgive you, come, be with me."

"No. I stay here."

"That's a shame. Kill him first." Darkhammer made its way over to me. "Good bye my soon to be loyal subjects! That is, if you don't die." She and her arm flew off.

"Ryan!" Twilight said. "Are you crazy?! That thing is twice your size!"

"So? If i don't do anything, you all could die." I made my way to meet it. I readied up my sword and shield. I started to side step. Think! how did Link kill Darkhammer? It lashed out with the ball and chain. I jumped to the left and did a roll to get back on my feet. Then I saw it. Its tail! That's how! Link used the Mortal Draw to kill it. I'd have to get behind it, and because I didn't have the ceiling and the Clawshot to get behind it, that would be a little hard. It pulled the BC back I needed to get close, but not to close. I got ready again. I started side stepping again. I needed to get behind it. I could faintly hear the Darkhammer battle music in my head. I let it out. Hearing it helped me focus. He threw the BC again. I jumped to the side and did another roll, but this time to get behind him. I slashed at its tail. I felt my blade hit scaly flesh. It let out the same sound Darkhammer did when you hit it. It turned and back tailed me.

I was sent flying to the right. I hit the ground, the impact causing me to roll and do some flips in the ground. I slid to a stop. I tried to get back on my feet. My whole body hurt. God! That thing was strong! I got to my feet just in time to see the BC coming at me. I didn't move in time. The BC slammed into my chest and I flew back. I impacted with a building and fell to the ground. My whole body hurt. I slowly pulled myself up. My arms gave up and I fell on my face. I heard it make its way over to me. I looked up and saw it. I rolled to the left to avoid the fatal blow it was about to give me with the BC. I managed to get to my feet and readied my sword and shield again. I was going to be ready this time. I side stepped its first attack, but waited. I studied what he did. I got it now. I let him attack again. I ran up him and jumped off its head. I went to so the Mortal Draw, but It moved its tail. I made contact with the ground. I quickly unearthed the sword and jumped over its tail and slashed at it. I got another slash on it. I dodged and rolled and flipped, feeling free to add the sounds Link did as he did the same. I sounded like him in a way. I yelled and slashed and rolled and flipped and dodged. I ran to it and slid in-between its legs and slashed its tail. It fell to a knew. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed as I jumped into the air and completed the Mortal Draw. My sword sunk into its tail. I twisted and did a back flip while pulling out my sword like Link would. It fell forward and stopped moving. I did the taunt like he did. With the slashing and sheathing of my sword. Those of you who had played the game know what I am talking about. My adrenaline faded away. I fell to one knee and spin so I fell on my back, kinda like the way Link dies when he's standing up.

My head it the ground, and I blacked out.