"So how do you play this?" Rainbow Dash sat on the pillow in Sugar Cube corner. Outside the sun shone bright through the window. Pegasi hovered over clouds and ponies below chatted with friends.
Twilight sighed. "I explained twice but anyway... I'm th-"
"SHOULD I GET ANYONE SOMETHING? I GOT CUPCAKES!" Pinkie yelled from the kitchen.
"I wanna cupcake!" Fluttershy cried back. "Strawberry please!"
"DOES ANYONE HAVE SOME MORE SPRINKLES?"
"I'm the dungeon keeper in this g-"
"WHAT'S THE NAME AGAIN?"
"Equestria Adventures!" Twilight yelled. Do these ponies ever listen?
"CAN I GET SOME ROOT BEER?" Pinkie asked. "WE HAVE TONS!"
"IT'S YOUR DARN HOUSE GRAB IT IF YOU NEED IT!" Twilight cried.
"Hurry up! I'm getting bored!" Rainbow groaned.
"Fine! As long as Pinkie doesn't yell again then well start. Your name is DarkBlade and y-"
"My name is stupid! And I sound stupid!"
"But your a wizard! Ruler of the land! How is that not cool? Black hair and blue eyes!" Twilight groaned.
"BUT I HATE WIZARDS I WANNA BE A WONDERB-"
"Shut up! Okay... Now Fluttershy your name is Crystal and your a retired royal guard you have blue hair with white streaks and green eyes."
"I sound cute!" Her cheeks went flame red. "Uhm heh heh..."
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FLUTTERSHY?!" Pinkie laughed. She climbed up the stairs with a pink cupcake in her right hoof.
"And finally Pinkie your an unknown princess in hiding your mane is aqua and your eyes are brown. Your name is Oceana."
"Oh! I sound powerful!" She said as she set the pink cupcake down in front of Fluttershy.
"Indeed. You rule all the rivers and oceans. You can bend them to your will."
"I'M THE BEST!"
"Can we just start?!" Rainbow slammed her hooves on the table causing the board to shake. "I'll die of boredom if we take any longer!"
"Okay Twilight I think we're ready!" Fluttershy grinned as she chewed on her cupcake frosting her cheeks with pink icing.
"Oceana and Darkblade are trapped in an underneath dungeon by accident. The smell of rotten bodies reeks through the dungeon. Bones and rocks litter the ground all over." Twilight moved Fluttershy's piece closer to Rainbow's piece. "Darkblade looks around. She sighs loudly. Be-"
"I CAST RAZOR BLADE!" Rainbow cried waving her piece in the air.
"What do you cast on? I mean... There isn't even a monster.."
"The whole dungeon duh! So we're free!"
"Fine! Your standing outside the broken dungeon. You may talk to Crystal."
"Hello Darkblade!" Fluttershy smiled.
"WHERE AM I?" Pinkie yelled.
"Your in GoldenLeaf forest!"
"I DON'T WANNA BE THERE!"
"THEN WHERE ARE YOU?" Rainbow Dash started getting impatient.
"I wanna be here!" Pinkie pointed to a place called Sweetieville.
"Fine! Your near a shop that sells weapons." Twilight exhaled deeply before continuing. "Back to Crystal and Darkblade. NOW TALK!"
"I GOT THE ROOT BEER!" Pinkie tossed a bottle over to Rainbow.
"Sweet! It took you long enough anyway!" Rainbow chugged down the bottle in a few gulps.
"Your so greedy!" Fluttershy growled.
"I cast a spell which gives Fluttershy root beer!"
"BUT PINKIE YOUR NOT NEAR THEM!"
"Who cares! I teleport!"
"But... ugh moving along. A hungry pack of Firebreathers surround your group. What shall you do?"
"I KILL THEM ALL WITH A PUNCH!" Pinkie yells.
"It must be above eleven on the dice." Twilight rolled the dice across the table. It fell off onto the floor and hit the wall.
"OH! SHE GOT A FIVE!" Rainbow laughed.
"The firebreather wraps you in its tail squeezing you slowly."
"What does it look like?" Fluttershy asked.
"Its like a snake. With green eyes and it has flames coming from its neck."
"Nasty!"
"Yes... Very nasty." Twilight grinned menacingly.
"I teleport to the main land!" Fluttershy giggled.
"So now your in Sweetieville."
"But what about the others?"
"Only you teleported out of the dungeon."
"Oh yeah!" Fluttershy slumped against the wall.
"So me and Pinkie are on our own." Rainbow scowled at Fluttershy.
"I give them root beer!" Pinkie smashed a bottle of root beer over Twilight.
"Okay okay!" Twilight shook herself off staining her mane and the carpet with the scent of root beer. "The firebreathers take the root beer and go down a passage down the hall."
"Aww yeah!"
"I'm gonna get some carrot chips. From the vending machine." Pinkie trotted down the hallway.
"WAIT YOU GOTTA... Oh forget it." Twilight went back to looking at the board game.
"What's next? Dragons? Snakes? Half dragon half snakes?"
"No but Darkblade finds an amulet and gets teleported out of the dungeon."
"Can I keep it?"
"It only works once."
"But I wanna keep it!"
"And why exactly?" Twilight sighed.
"So I can sell it to some idiot for an expensive price!" That made Twilight laugh.
"Fine fine."
"THE FOOD IS JAMMED AT THE BOTTOM!"
"Um I go the the blacksmith to get a new weapon." Fluttershy shrugged.
Twilight moved Fluttershy's piece on top of a black dot.
"The butler asks for ten bits."
"I SHOOT THE BLACKSMITH IN THE HEAD FOR EXPENSIVE PRICES!" Rainbow Dash laughed.
"Don't shoot the blacksmith that's stupid." Twilight face palmed.
"Your stupid for not letting me shoot the stupid butler." Rainbow Dash laughed.
"Your stupid because you forgot that I control you!"
"Its my piece!" Rainbow tossed the piece over to her.
"A very 'stupid' piece!" She threw it back.
"What's the yelling about?" Pinkie entered the room with a very messy mane and tail. She ate an oat bar as she came in.
"It's about how stupid Rainbow is for shooting the stupid blacksmith."
"Wait.... this isn't a joke?" Fluttershy asked from under the table.
"What the heck do you think?" Rainbow snapped.
"N-nothing..."
"Pathetic... Anyway Darkblade waits for Crystal at a nearby cafe."
"I'M AT THE TAVERN!" Pinkie said loudly crunching on the oat bar. "And I'm getting drunk!"
"That's pathetic! Your Pinkie Pie! You party like twenty four seven!"
"I never got drunk because of Mrs. Cake." She sighed.
"Whatever!"
"I hang with Pinkie in the tavern!" Rainbow Dash laughed.
The door slammed open and a dark figure emerged. Who was it? "Hello darlings! It's me Rarity. Mr. Cake told me your here." Rarity said her eyes sparkling. She sniffed the air for a moment. "Is that... Root beer?"
"Don't worry about it." Twilight said laying some paper on the table.
"What are you doing?" She trotted over and scanned the table.
"Its a game about... IMAGINATION!" Rainbow did jazz hooves.
"I cast a spell." Fluttershy said.
"What spell?" Rarity walked over and sat down.
"I cast mystical wind!"
"B-But there isn't anything to attack even!" Twilight cried.
"Look what I found!" Pinkie pulled up some rainbow cupcakes from under the table.
"T-that's creepy." Rainbow said pulling away.
"Hey can I put this in the game?"
"If I roll a six or above fine." Twilight rolled the dice.
"Ten!" Rarity laughed.
"AHAHAHAHA!" they howled with laughter all except Twilight.
"I offer everyone a cupcake!" Pinkie yelled.
"Can I play?" Rarity asked.
"Rarity your Fifi the orphan unicorn. Blue eyes and pink hair with a blue streak."
"DOES ANYONE HAVE WHIPPED CREAM?"
"I'm in the tavern getting drunk with Pinkie!" Fluttershy said.
"YOU TWO ARE GAY!" Rainbow yelled.
"WE AREN'T GAY!" Pinkie screeched. "HOW IS IT EVEN GAY?"
"Shut up!" Rarity snapped. "This is ridiculous! Talking about such things. What if Sweetie Belle and the others were here?"
"P-please stop..."
"YOUR STUPID!" Rainbow pointed at Rarity.
"YOU SHOWOFF!"
"ENOUGH!" Twilight stamped.
"I use friendship on everyone!" Fluttershy cried.
"FRIENDSHIP ISN'T IN AN ARGUMENT!" Rarity yelled. "I'm leaving. This game is stupid." she walked out.
"Rainbow Dash. I admire your courage to argue with a goddess unicorn."
"I'M A GODDESS?!" Rarity ran back in.
"Rainbow... do you accept this opportunity to become a goddess?"
"I do."
"A GAY GODDESS!" they all yelled.
"I cast a spell which kills everyone!"
"Except me." Twilight said. "I give everyone life."
"I wonder off to Goldenleaf forest."
"RAINBOW DASH WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING!"
"A DRAGON RANDOMLY EATS PINKIE!" Suddenly a dragon smashed through the roof. Screams all around were heard.
"STUFF YOU TWILIGHT!" Pinkie screeched "YOU OWE ME THREE BITS!". She was picked up and carried away. They all stared at the roof in shock. Down below ponies raced up the stairs.
"We all know what happens now..." Fluttershy breathed.
"Twilight." Rainbow Dash whispered.
"Yes?"
"Let's go on an adventure." They all stared at her in shock. But they knew something. Twilight had lead them to two interesting things. They were going to go on an adventure they'll risk their lives for and secondly... Rainbow Dash was now a gay goddess...
Author's Note
I REGRET NOTHING!
NO DARN HATE!
