Fluttershy's XXX-Ray Vision
It hadn't taken long for the sleeping pegasus to hear Applejack's rooster crowing. ALL the way from Sweet Apple Acres! With a groan, she moved her pillow above her head and squeezed it as tight as she could. Never again would she ever join the girls in a night of magic and boozing. Never again.
The hungover pegasus got up and out of bed, nearly falling to her knees one second and nearly vomiting the next second. This was just such a hassle, and she hadn't even made it to the dresser yet. A bit more staggering, and she was left with such a pain in the back of head. The next thing to happen was her head practically splitting open as a few birds started singing. The screeching, loud-as-hell little bastards. She was going to have to remember to take care of them after cleaning up.
One hot bath later, and Fluttershy went straight to her wardrobe. All things considered, there real wasn't any need to throw on something fancy. Nobody was expecting her, she wasn't expecting anyone in return, all she really needed to do was take care of a little shopping and then sleep off the rest of the day. For now, she merely decided on a white tank top and a long, green skirt that went down to her ankles. A pair of matching pumps later and she was good to go.
As Fluttershy headed downstairs, she was surprised not to hear anything else from her critters. Thinking back, Angel wasn't in her bed either. When she stepped outside though, things pretty much answered themselves; Angel and a bunch of other animals were all lying in a big heap on the front lawn, filling the air with their unpleasantly loud snoring. The sound was vile on her ears, but at least she knew they were safe. "And so cute too". With everything taken care of here, Fluttershy flew off towards the marketplace.
In retrospect, it probably would've been better to wait a couple hours for the stalls to actually open up. Nobody was even around though, which was weird considering how practically over-crowded the little town had always been. It almost seemed as though it were a ghost town...
"Hi!"
"AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH!"
On the ground for a few minutes, but practically up at the highest point where she could in a matter of seconds. Leave it to Pinkie Pie. After taking a moment to calm her beating heart, Fluttershy touched back down with a small huff. The fact that Pinkie was less hungover than Fluttershy was simply didn't make any sense; she had been drinking twice as much as everyone else, and what the pegasus remembered most last night was her and Rainbow gyrating on tables, half-naked with their tops being swung around like ropes.
"Oh, Pinkie, can you please not be so lou-Eep!" Fluttershy squeaked as she jumped back. Of all the things Pinkie could've been wearing, she instead chose to be wearing nothing. Fluttershy shook awkwardly as she just stared at the black hole that was Pinkie's E-cup breasts, unable to hear anything the baker had been trying to tell her. It didn't just end there though, since Pinkie deliberately leaned her body forward and then touched her elbows together.
"See something you like?" Pinkie cooed in an unusually sexy voice. A bead of sweat just rolled down the timid pegasus' forehead as she back away slowly.
"P-P-Pinkie...why are you...?" she tried to ask, trying hard not to keep staring at her amazing hoofers. Pinkie just let out a giggle at her flustered friend.
"Oh come on, after that kiss last night, I thought you liked me?" she asked, sounding like a sexy mix of her bedroom voice and a little bit sad.
"We kissed?"
"Uh-huh!" Pinkie nodded, her bouncy, pillowy bosom swaying lightly in tune with it. Fluttershy pretty much had covered her eyes at that point, which was soon met with another round of giggles.
"Well, we were playing truth or dare, and Dashie had us spend seven minutes in the closet, and then we were both naked and partying, and then everyone was naked and laughing at each other" Pinkie explained, though after a bit, it all pretty much just turned into a high-pitched blur and a few giggles.
"So, why are you out so early?" Fluttershy had to shove a hand into Pinkie's mouth just to get a word in, and it seemed to work as the party pony just went silent all of a sudden.
"I was just taking my morning walk is all, but I didn't expect you to be out here though" Pinkie answered, moving Fluttershy's hand out of the way.
"And the reason you're naked?" Fluttershy's face was pretty much hidden behind a curtain of red at the sight of her giant tits jiggling in front of her, but there wasn't really any way to get them out of her head. The first thing you remember when you meet Pinkie is either her wacky personality, or her chest. Either way, you were left feeling really awkward later on.
"What are you talking about?" Pinkie suddenly asked. Fluttershy peeked through her hands just enough to make out Pinkie tilting her head, clearly confused about something.
"You're naked right now, why is that?" Fluttershy asked again, feeling that something was up.
"We always go naked, you know that" Pinkie explained, raising more questions in exchange for an answer. "I mean, you've been here for a long time, you should totally know about how it's a nudist place" she added, making Fluttershy look right at her in shock and surprise. "Why are you wearing clothes though?"
The pegasus just stared at Pinkie for the longest time, almost certain that she was dreaming about all of this. She gave her arm a light pinch, but Pinkie was still there, still naked. At the very least, she had enough control to keep her eyes from wandering anywhere, though that didn't really matter as Pinkie just leaned in close, smiling at her awkwardly.
"So, were you wearing that little number for someone special, you know how naughty you look wearing clothes all the time?" she asked with a sultry voice.
"I...I just..." Fluttershy stammered, backing away slowly. Pinkie just crept closer every time she went back, never once breaking eye contact. Without a second thought, she turned and then flew right off, muttering only a few awkward squeaks and whimpers along the way. Pinkie was a little sad at how sudden she ran away, but she put on a little smile soon after.
"She'll be back. They always come back" Pinkie squinted and glanced towards the reader, knowing fully well that they would know what she meant.
A short while later, and Fluttershy touched back down in the more congested part of town. She huffed a bit from how sudden she needed to move, mentally noting to get herself in better shape sooner or later. After catching her breath, she took the moment to look around, only to be shocked by the sudden sights. Everywhere she looked, every pony she saw was completely naked, just like Pinkie. There were breasts shaking, stallions bobbing about down below, it was just a massive orgy of all kinds of different sights, each and every one of them forcing the poor pegasus to cover her eyes.
"Oh hey, I thought that was you I saw" spoke a familiar voice from behind. Fluttershy turned around and peeked through her eyes to see the familiar face of Rainbow Dash smiling at her.
"Oh, Rainbow, it's horrible. Everywhere I look, there are just...everyone's naked!" she all but whispered.
"Uh...One more time, I thought you said something about naked?" Dash placed a hand on her shoulder, looking her friend in the eye. Fluttershy put her hands down by her sides and then tried to will her eyes open. Big mistake. Fluttershy squeaked for the umpteenth time, pulled back, and then covered her blushing face. Her eyes wandered all over Rainbow's body, but stopped dead when she saw the blue pole between her legs. The two may have been involved in a little "fun" every now and again, but seeing that at a time like this was just too much for her. She backed up a little and then accidentally bumped into something soft from behind.
"Oh, I'm so sorry..." Fluttershy muttered under her breath as she tried to get her senses under control.
"Don't worry about it, Flutters" a sickeningly sweet voice told her. Turning to face the source, the timid pegasus was met with a surprisingly sexy cue from Pinkie. Her breathing accelerated just a little bit more, and things started to spin all around her. The next thing she saw was a big blanket of darkness surrounding her, followed by a small thud sound filling her ears.
It felt as though hours had passed by the time she woke up, and the sudden lights shining in her eyes made her feel anything but comfortable.
"See, I told you she wouldn't like it" she heard Pinkie complain.
"It's nothing to worry about, she's just trying to get over the morning woes of a hangover" she heard what sounded like Twilight, no-doubt doing another small analysis.
"I told her not to drink all that cider, but she just didn't listen" Dash called off. Mental note; scold Dash for that when she gets over this whole "nudist" thing.
"Oh please, Rainbow, we all know you were the one emptying most of the barrels. I think we even saw you chugging an entire one on a dare at some point" Twilight countered, resulting in a small grunt from the prismatic pegasus.
Fluttershy soon started to get adjusted to the light and attempted to sit up, clutching her head as she let her eyes focus on her friends. Not wanting to be involved in anything else, she just looked towards a big purple blur. Soon, it started to take on a much more easily-recognized shape. Of course, things would've been so much better if she didn't see a pair of perky, purple nipples practically staring her in the face.
"Oh, not you too, Twilight..." Fluttershy was practically on the verge of tears with all of this shtick. Had she not known better, she'd assume that Discord dropped her off in some kind of nudist version of Ponyville while she was unconscious.
Twilight just quirked an eyebrow at such a statement, her ear twitching as Dash began to speak.
"She was muttering all kinds of things like that the entire trip here, I think there's something wrong with her" the pegasus explained. Twilight just put a thumb to her chin, closed her eyes, and hummed to herself. A split-second later, and a small idea bulb went off inside her head. Twilight then stepped away for just a minute before coming back with a full-body mirror she got from Rarity a few days prior.
"Fluttershy, tell me what you see" Twilight asked. Fluttershy obeyed and looked into the glass, revealing her own naked figure staring right back at her. Place your bets on what she did next; another squeak, there's a big surprise. Her hands immediately went up and covered her breasts, squishing the giant pillows together as her tail went to cover her crotch. She felt as though she were wearing clothes though, and the feeling that she got from her breasts oddly matched the feeling of an ordinary shirt. What was going on here?
"Sometime between drinking last night, you apparently started explaining how you wanted to see ponies besides Rainbow, saying something along the lines of "wanting to have some variety" or "not wanting to rely on Dashie every time you needed a good romp". Either way, you said you were having difficulty seeing how attractive anyone could be, and so you asked me for a special spell that would let you see the beauty in others anywhere you looked. Judging by the reaction though, I guess the spell must've accidentally given you some kind of x-ray vision" the unicorn explained.
In some strange way, it seemed to make sense. Twilight's spells always did have their own special way of backfiring-though she wouldn't tell her that too her face-and she was looking to find someone to settle down with. Still, asking for magical help just to see how attractive someone else was seemed so...shallow, so close-minded. If anything, she expected something like that from Rarity (once again, not something she'd ever say to her face).
"Just hold still, I think I can fix it" Twilight stated as she flared up her horn in it's familiar aura. Fluttershy held still and felt Twilight come closer, touching her horn to her forehead. The tingles she got from the magic managed to arouse her slightly, flowing throughout her entire body. For some reason though, it actually made her head feel better. A bit of a buzz went through her as the magic suddenly stopped.
"There, now you can open your eyes" Twilight instructed. Fluttershy was only a little hesitant at first, but she eventually still opened her eyes. With a smile, she noted how everyone was suddenly wearing clothes again. Dash had a dark blue tracksuit on, Twilight had on a dark purple sweater, and Pinkie was wearing an orphan-blue t-shirt. It didn't leave much to the imagination, but this wasn't the time to worry about fashion. She leaned in and gave Twilight a big hug, whom of which smiled and did the same back.
"Really makes ya wander why we even did all this in the first place" Dash mused.
"Well, considering how much you drank last night, you shouldn't even be out of bed. And even then, the directors of fate made it so we'd do something silly for this story" Pinkie answered quickly. Dash just looked at as though she had just...actually, that was just it. The sudden realization of talking to Pinkie sank in and she just left it at that. No wondering what she was talking about, no questioning her sanity (everyone knew she was manic anyway), no nothing. Just smile and move on, that's what Dash did.
Author's Note
Yeah, I know it sucked. It's a filler story I came up with just last night, when I was bored.
Also, since the horizontal rule wasn't really working out, I decided to go with a much blunter series of hyphens to separate the individual scenes.
