Sex. Sex Everywhere

by Troll

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Comedy, Random, Sex
Length: 1063

SEX IS EVERYWHERE IN PONEYVILLE

Twilight Sparkle invites her friends over to have a saucy orgy. Sex ensues.

Published 2012-05-07 03:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-07 03:24:02 UTC

LOLOLOLOLOL

OKAY so inside of the Ponyville there are like twenty thousand maigical poenies and dey are all really pony. So when da ponies are not doin da chores or da play game outshide or go on magicall advunture, dey like to have the secks. Dey like to have the lsbian secks bcuz all the mail horses don't like to have the secks.

So won day one of da horses a named "Twilight "Sparkle"" is goes to da house and she has all of her friends ovur and they are all like, "OH my goshers Twilight You are so sexshy and I want to have da secks."

Dis pony was name "Appllejack" and she is wearing hat. She is orange pony and has big brother Bic Mac. Big Mac has massive Penis.

Twilight Sparkle invited Applejack over to her house in order to engage in sexual activities. She also invited Rainbow Dash and a couple other friends so that they could have a big orgy. Princess Celestia was invited but she wouldn't come until later.

Anyway, Applejack goes up to Twilight Sparkle and wants to have da secks so Twilight is all like,"No Applejack, I am the straight, go have the secks with Rainbow Dash."

So den the Applejack says,"No twilight, I want secks from youuuu. Put dis buckat on your head." Applejack putted a bucket onto Twilight's head and she say,"Okay, now we have the secks."

So den Applejack is about to have the secks with Twilight but then Rainbow Dash kicks down da door and she is all like," I want to have the secks toooo."

So den applejack says," OKAY put a bucket on yo head and den we have the secks Y'all." (she say y'all because she is from da south.)

So den Rainbow Dash puts a bucket on her head but she misses and puts it on her butt. Den she makes a huge poop inside the bucket and says," OH MA GAWD I POOPED IN THE BUCKET."

So den Applejack says to the Twilight
Hey Twilight
How about we have da secks without Rainbow Dash
And so Twilight says, Okay Applejack.

"But then Rainbow Dash get angry and says," No, you cannot have da secks without me.

So she takes her poopies out of the bucket and throws dem at Applejack. Applejack gets poopies all over her face. Den she licks it off and says da,"yummy."

So den Pinkie Pie comes into the library and sees Applejack eating poop off her face and instantly knows dat it is a massive orgy party so she jumps in and luckily she has brought her favorite sex toy.

Da buckt. And so Applejack says," Pinkie Pie put dat bucket on yo head so we can have da secks."

And so Pinkie Pie puts the bucket on her head but Twiligth say," NO, I think we should not have da secks."

"Fuck you Twilight," say Applejack. She kick Twilight into the face and Twilight say," ow dat hurt now I want da secks."

So Applejack jump onto Twilight and they start to have da graphic secks. Pinkie Pie sees Rainbow Dash and says," hey Dash let's have da secks.

So

Rainbow Dash
Says

"Ok, Let's secks."
And den dey jump on top of heach odder and start to hav da secks. But Rainbow Dash accidentely grows da Penis by accidents and she says," Oh my gawd I have da Penis."

And so Pinkie PIe says, "OH MY YOU HAVE DA PENIS."

So rainbo Dash say," OKAY." and den she take her new penis and stick it into Pinkie Pie's mouth and Pinkie PIe says," OH MY GAWD IT IS SO YUMMY."

So Rainbow Dash watch as Pinkie PIe suck onto her penis and Applejack says," Don forget to put a bucket onto yo head." and so Rainbow Dash put da bucket filled with da poop onto her head and says.

"I am a boat."

and den te Pinkie Pie says, shut up and let me suck yo penis. Den the Twilight Sparkle and da Applejack join in and Twiliht use her horn as da penis and day have good all fun time.

Den the Fluttershy flies into the room with da Rarity and dey both really have to use da bathroom so they say," Twilight can we use the bathroom?"

But Twilight too busy having da secks with Applejack so Fluttershy and Rarity can't use da bathroom so they poop all over the place.

Then they join in on the sex party and all the ponies roll around in the piles of shit while Pinkie PIe suck Rainbow Dash penis and Rarity and Twilight have da sex with their horns. Fluttershy is all like," I'm too fragile and innocent for this." But Applejack says," Shut the fuck up Fluttershy." Den Applejack puts a bucket on Fluttershy's head.

So den once all of da ponies are covered in the poop they all say, let's have more secks. So Applejack
gets more buckets and they get into the buckets and have the sex.

And Twilight is all like," I like secks" So den she licks the vagina of Applejack and Applejack says," PUT THE BUCKET BACK ON YOUR HEAD"

So Twilight says No and licks Applejack all over da place until she is covered in saliva. Den Applejack roll around in the shit some more and get covered in poop and saliva. Twilight thinks it is sexy.

Den Rainbow Dash take her wing and shove it up into Fluttershy's vagina and she say,"OH MY GAWD"

And then they had the rough sex with Rainbow Dashes new penis.

And den Pinkie PIe has simultaneous sex with all of the ponies at the same time using her six hooves

And then they all had the graphic secks all night long and Princess Celestia join them. PRincess Celestia say, "Oh my look at all da secks," and she joins in and has secks with Twilight Sparkle. Their horns light up and they all like," OH MY GAWD," and then they lick each other and put stuff into each other and have the best secks ever.

And the entire library gets covered in poop and saliva and buckets and other shit and den Spike walks into the room and he says.

"WHAT THE FUCK."

The End.

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Author's Note: MY EYES ARE BLEEDING FROM WRITING THIS!