Spider-man: High school troubles

Ok, He was REALLY nervous now. First they locked the door, now they were surrounding him?

“U-U-Um what’s all this about?”  They had rope and a chair, OK its official, they were going to interrogate him. He didn’t struggle because if he did, he would have broken the bonds accidently. Pinkie would have made he perfect interrogator in real life! She even wrapped her arm around his neck and sat on his lap. Probably to try to seduce him to answer the questions. The act did, at the very least make him flush.

“Is that what you invited me for? To interrogate me?”  rarity was asking the questions now.

“Partly, Now be a good boy and answer these questions truthfully. WHY ARE YOU AND SPIDERMAN NEVER IN THE SAME PLACE AND THE SAME TIME?!”

“Coincidence. I can’t help it if the business is a calling.

“ second question,  Why did you just HAPPEN to not make it to the event?”

“Simple. I overslept, is that a crime?”

“Final question, Why did you spend a few hours after school was done on the night of the event?!”  he mumbled his answer, but they couldn’t hear it.

“What was that?”

“BECAUSE IM SPIDER-MAN OKAY!?” they laughed.

“Oh dear, please don’t test us right now.” They kept laughing until he shot a web at the wall.

“I’m not testing you. Now PINKIE PLEASE GET OFF, IM GETTING A CRAMP IN MY NECK! “ she quickly got off after that.

“ Oh, sorry Spot.”

“And the webs dissolve in an hour. So don’t worry about that. Now, If you guys are done interrogating me, I’d like to have a normal sleepover like I was told there would be. Or is that not true either?” they could tell he was a little mad about them forcing the answer out of him. Pinkie was the first to speak up.

“Spot We just wanted to say so-“

“Its okay. But don’t expect any upside down kisses.”

“Awww, not even one?”

“Tell you what, if you can find me within the next 10 minutes, ill give each of you a upside down kiss. Free of charge!” they let him find a hiding spot which turned out to be the roof, and he waited. 9 minutes to go. 8. 7 so far no sign of them coming outside. 6. 5. 4 still no sign of them. 3. 2. 1 he saw a ladder and heard someone coming up. It was pinkie.

“HEY GIRLS, I FOUND HIM!! WE FOUND YOU!”

“Oh god. Alright You win. Back to your room.” He grabbed his bag and went to the restroom to change.

“Hey hey hey! Where do ya think your goin buster?”

“As much as rarity probably wants me to. Im not changing here.” They couldn’t help but listen in. it sounded like.. .a window opening? They thought he was bailing out, but he was really changing outside. By the time they came back in the room, he was already upside down. But he heard pinkie screaming something about him being a traitorous prick.

“Of all the unforgiva—Oh! Ohohohohoho! You sneaky spider you!”

“What can I say? Im a sneaker! Alright who goes first?” everyone pointed at pinkie pie because it was house. She ran up to him and Kissed him for 2 minutes counting until They pulled her off so he could breath. He smacked his lips together a few times before he responded.

“ sweet, like Bubble gum. NEXT” The next one to kiss him was rarity, who pecked him on the lips and giggled like a obsessed schoolgirl.

“hmm,  Divine, like a classy dish. Cmon flutters, don’t be shy!” She barely touched his lips before she pulled away.

“hmmmmmm, elegant, like red velvet!” Next up was apple jack. She kissed him like pinkie did, but only kissed him for a minute.

“Tart, like an apple.” He looked at twilight.

“Cmon twi, don’t be a quitter now!”

“Just so you know, I hate you.”

“hmm, and im still not convinced. Now just come here and kiss me already!” But just as she was about to kiss him, Pinkie's parents were back early.

“Girls, were home!”

“Oh no! Spot HIDE!” Her dad came through the door just as he slid under the bed.

“Everything alright pinkamena?”

“DAD, I asked you not to call me that please!”

“Sorry Honey, no promises! Now, I brought home some pictures so ill just put it in yo- Pinkamena, why is there a Boy under the bed?” she sighed in defeat.

“Cmon out spot, no use hiding now.” He slowly slid out from under the bed and dusted himself off. Then of course, her dad started yelling questions at him.

“What did you do to get invited to MY little girls sleepover?! Did you seduce her? Or did you pester her until she said yes?!”

“Woah woah, first of all. I was INVITED, second of all. These ladies here basically interrogated me… for answers, and Pinkie sat on my lap during the whole thing. And lastly I didn’t seduce her.” He glared at him then turned to pinkie.

“Is what he said true?” she looked about ready to cry.

“yes! Even the part about me sitting on his lap! I just… WE just needed some answers only he knew.” He looked back at peter with a much more soft expression.

“Im sorry, I’m just not used to there being boys in the house besides me. I’m Igneous, and you are?” He brought his hand out to shake with peter’s.

“Spot sir. Excuse the suit, I just finished it and decided to bring it with me, I- I can go if you want?”

“Please do, just until I’ve had some time to think.”

“well, see you tomorrow girls.” He quickly grabbed his bags and swung around all night, being careful not to be seen. Then he remembered he had almost 2 grand in his bank account from his universe, and quickly asked Madame web to transport it here. And once she did, he carefully put it into his wallet, which he also took with him when he decided to stay in equestria. Incase he ever needed it again. The next morning he was more cheery then usual.

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