One morning the moon rose into the sky and Rainbow Dash woke up inside her house at the bottom of the Ponyville pond.

She stretched her back and every joint in her spine cracked. This is why she lived at the bottom of the pond, as anyone who heard her back popping threw up and turned inside out.

"It sure is a nice morning" She spoke to herself.

*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*

"Who could that be?" She bounced over to her door and opened it to see a group of foals.

"Do you want this baby?"

"What?"

"Do you want this baby? We don't have any need for it but it might make a nice coaster for your drink!"

"...Okay... You see..." Her wings twitch, preparing for flight. "No, seeya"

Rainbow Dash zooms out of her door and into the water that surrounds her house, the water which is somehow not making her house implode. She flies up through the water and into the sky.

The moon beats on Rainbow Dash's back as she bursts from the water, droplets flying through the air as she zooms into the cloud-filled sky where she promprtly collides with the softest cloud she's ever felt.

"ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........" She moaned. "You're a soft one"

Rainbow Dash looks around sneakily, looking to see if anyone is around her.

Hmm... There's no-one around...

*10 Seconds Later*

"OH!OH!OH!OH!OH!OH!OH!OH!OH!OH!OH!"

Rainbow Dash is stuffing as much of the cloud into her Maregina as possible, pulling it in and pushing it out with her hooves. Liquid leaks out of her and into the cloud, turning it black.

"OH! You're so soft!"

Rainbow Dash cums into the cloud, her screams erupting through the air and causing everyone's ears in ponyville to explode.

Except Twilight Sparkle who was 15 encyclopedias stuck inside her vagina, also cumming at the same time while a plush Shining Armor lies on her back.

Author's Note

Doopleydoo.