Sunset's pretty pony letters

by BewhoUr

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random
Length: 311

Celestia decides that Sunset Shimmer should write letters like Twilight. However, Sunset is a bit annoyed at this notion.

Oh Sunset, now that you've been reformed, you should try writing friendship letters. It helped Twilight.
But can it really help Miss Shimmer?
She loves her new friends, but literature isn't really her thing.
Sunset replies to all this horse manure about friendship letters only because she'll probably be chastised by the princess if she doesn't.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-11 20:52:12 UTC

First letter

Dear Princess Celestia,

Hi?  Its me, Sunset Shimmer.  Your former student?  Remember, me going all power crazy and running to this world and stuff?  Yeah, good times, good times.  Anyway, I hear you want me to write "friendship letters," And keep them here until Twilight comes back, if she ever does.  First of all, Twilight explained this VERY thoroughly, but I forgot most of what I was supposed to do.  You know, she was right in the middle of trying to go home, I had sort of just been transformed out of my weird demon-god state, it was all rushed, I forgot most of it.  She probably took all of her explaining out of the version of the story that she told you.  But from what I remember I was supposed to write you letters on friendship and what I learn about it.

At this point, I'm just lucky that they're actually accepting me.  I mean, its not like they're one-hundered percent ideal friends, actually, I could complain about ALOT of the things they do.  I mean, Applejack has that funky accent that sounds SO fake, and come on girl.  That hat?  Really?  Oh, and don't even get me STARTED on Rarity.  How does she live like that?  Draped in all that makeup and such, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that her hair was green or something like that…

Oh and Pinkie.  PINKIE!  Who does she think she is?  I mean, bouncing everywhere, talking so fast and so high pitched, acting like she knows EVERYTHING.  And with the pulling stuff out of her hair!  Honestly, how long has it been since you've showered!?  Your head is one giant pink rats nest girl!

And then theres Rainbow.  I mean, she can be pretty cool, but mostly she's just an arrogant jerk.  Always bragging about her accomplishments and all.  Seriously, you may have won some awards, but you are not the all mighty.  She's so selfish too, half the time.  And Fluttershy?  Biggest doormat I've ever met.