Luna's Day Job (Written By HolidayTheWriter)
It was a lovely day in Equestria, like it is normally.
The birds were singing in the morning and Luna was excited to tell Celestia all about her night.
"It was wonderful!" said Luna with glee,
"Good..." said Celestia half asleep.
"I found owls in thou trees, and a group of racoons playing with food scraps." Luna mentioned.
Celestia replied still half asleep. "Okay then, I'll just go do my paperwork and move along."
Luna felt bad for Celestia, so she offered to do the dayshift for her.
"WHAAAT" Celestia shouted so loudly that a window broke.
Luna tilted her head in confusion,
"Why can't I do thy Job. Tis will be easy." said Luna bragging as she described how easy it was.
"Tis... Would... Be... Easy?" Celestia said with almost as much confusion as Luna.
"It would be too hard for you." Celestia said.
"But I want to do it." Luna said
"Fine." Celestia said with a smug face,
"Here is my manager, Krutz" said Celestia,
(Krutz is a male peach coloured unicorn who wears a black suit and a mustache)
"He will be responsible for your day"
"But Celestia" Krutz said,
"You have a busy day today, I don't think Luna is the type of pony-" Krutz was interrupted as Celestia disapeared.
Celestia was going to her top secret Massage Parlour/Hooficure place while Luna was stuck with doing Celestia's boring jobs.
Krutz was already looking at his list of things to do,
"First thing we have to do is paper work" Krutz said whilst brushing his Mustache with his hooves.
"Yay, paperwork!" Luna yelled out,
"Tis the paperwork will be Fun" said Luna.
Krutz got the masive paperwork stack and gave it to Luna to sign.
It seemed Luna was having fun, surprisingly.
Somehow Luna finished the paperwork so fast that it seemed IMPOSSIBLE!
"Wow!" Said Krutz
"You really ARE up for this" (Not) said Krutz with surprise.
Meanwhile, Celestia was having a massive fun time getting hooficures, hoof polish and even massages.
"I wonder if Luna's having a bad time." Celestia wondered.
"Probably.." She said to herself again.
Luna was going on to the next task Krutz was giving to Luna.
"Now we'll Monitor the whole of Equestria to see if any problems arise" Krutz told Luna.
"Yay!" Luna said
"Now we get to look at all the peasantry" Luna said with excitement.
"Let's not call them 'peasantry'" Krutz informed Luna.
"The serfs?" Luna suggested.
"Nope" said Krutz
"Slaves?" Luna suggested
"DEFINITELY NOT!" Krutz shouted out.
"Okay, what about we call them 'Civilians'" Luna Suggested once more
"*Sigh* That'll do" said Krutz.
"Ponyville is intact and isn't on fire, Manehatten abuzz with normality, Cloudsdale hasn't fallen out of the sky yet... All good!" Luna said
"Are we done yet?" Luna said starting to get bored.
"Nope said Krutz, we haven't scratched the surface yet, I have plenty of more jobs to do." Said Krutz in a sorta evil way but not really.
"Okay..." Luna sighed.
"Ooh! The parade planner" yelled out Krutz,
"My favourite!" Krutz added on.
"Fun..." said Luna with even more boredom,
"Yes, I will certainly have Fun" She said sarcastically.
"Lighten up Luna" said Krutz.
"It IS fun" Krutz added on.
Luna and Krutz walked into a room with other ponies for a meeting to plan the parade.
"We have all these submissions to go into the parade" a pony said
Luna wasn't really listening because she was bored, very bored.
"To get the submissions into the parade, we need to approve and review them" another pony says.
"They're all approved!" Luna said half awake as she just woke up from hearing what to actually do.
"Silly you" said Krutz,
"You can't approve without review" Krutz said.
"All in! and Review or whatever" Luna said half asleep.
"I wonder how Celestia does this, she must have the patience of a Zebra" Luna thought to herself
"What a wonderful idea" said Krutz
"Even Celestia wouldn't have thought of doing THAT." Krutz said.
Krutz and Luna were walking outside admiring the sunshine.
"Oops, I forgot my highlighers" said Krutz,
"I'll be back in about 30 minutes, you can go mingle with other ponies" he added
Luna was walking in the park and she met a blue haired unicorn with monacles and a suit.
"Do you want to play charades?" Luna asked.
"No, but i'd like to play a bit of chess, I don't have a chessboard though." He replied.
"We'll make do." said Luna.
Luna gathered many ponies (who were guests) to stand in a chessboard she made in the grass. She gave them shirts to wear labled King, Queen, Rook, Bishop, Knight and pawn.
"Knight to E4" Luna said,
"YES!" said the Blue haired unicorn
"I WIN!" He yelled excitedly.
Krutz came back and discovered what Luna has been doing.
"Luna! What are you doing?!" Krutz yelled angrily
"I played a game of chess, I must beat this fellow." Luna explained.
"But Luna, you were already losing." said the Blue haired unicorn.
"if Celestia saw what you were doing Luna, she'd banish you to the moon." Krutz said angrily.
"We will never bring that up again" said Luna almost as angrily as Krutz.
Luna set the guest ponies free (who were angry) and continued with her job.
"We'll do the disputes" Krutz said
"Okay then" Luna said failing to sound enthusiastic.
"The stole my cart" said the farmer ponies.
"No, we won the cart." said Flim,
"Fair and square!" said Flam.
"Okay, we will cut the cart in half" said Luna.
"Wait, no, that'll ruin our cart!" screamed the Farmer Ponies.
"Can we cut in thirds?" asked Flim and Flam.
"AHA! THOU WAS TRICKERY! WHOEVER WAS MORE SAD ABOUT THE DESTRUCTION OF SAID CART IS THE TRUE OWNER!!!" shouted Luna.
"Show's over!" said Krutz and he dissmissed all the disputes after realizing this wasn't a good job for Luna.
Krutz looks at his clock as Luna starts to get fed up and gets angry.
"Look at at the time we saved!" Krutz says.
"I DON'T CARE!" said Luna, and she throws his clock out the building with rage.
"Phew!" Luna says.
"I'll do it MY WAY!" she says to Krutz.
Luna starts doing the rest of the list by:
Dealing with the rest of the disputes, Signing more paperwork, airship chrisening, and more!
"She's dealing with it fine" Krutz says to himself.
Celestia returns and she says how lovely her day was.
"It was nice having a day off. I wonder how Luna did" Celestia says.
Luna comes and greets Celestia.
"I HAD NO IDEA HOW HARD YOUR DAY WAS!" Luna complains to Celestia,
"IT WAS INFURIATING!" she adds.
"Oh well" Says Celestia
"*Yawn* I'm going to bed" she adds.
"WAIT!" Luna screams whilst chasing Celestia,
"I WANT TO GO TO BED TOO!" she screams.
THE END.
Author's Note
I'm guessing I used "Thou, Thy, and Tis wrong.
Yes, I got the name "Krutz" from paradigm adventure. It seemed like a good pony name, I think. Post good pony names for a manager and I MAY change it.
I know NOTHING about chess, so if I get some things wrong. SORRY. the chess in there was mainly a joke. ish.
