Sta-lion

by psycoluv

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 2432

This is the story of a scientist stallion entering a prototype experiment which brought him into a world where only mares exist.

After years of preparations, the device that can transport ponies into other dimension is finally completed. After losing the bet, I was the one selected to go and venture in the portal to examine its safety. Before entering the portal I received suggestions to make the voyage easier for me being mainly “Don’t catch to much attention”. Unfortunately, I did not know that that was going to be harder to do that to say.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-12 17:30:02 UTC

The leap

Me and my fellow workers are working hard tonight. Our project is almost finish, after six years of non-stop work. So much sweat and blood went in this project. We had a theory that with the help of the magical force in this world, we could create a machine that was capable of traveling though dimensions. As the final pieces were being place, my heart started to race. We are not funded by Celestia’s scientific research founds but from a very rich individual that none of us have ever seen and what we are doing is highly illegal. After losing a bet with my colleges, I was the one to go in the portal (if it opens) to take notes of the other dimension. Once completed the machine started to create a very intense purple glow, good thing we had glasses on. The small purple ball rapidly expanded in size. After about a minute, the glowing orb stopped growing when it was about twice my size.

“OK! You have a week to take as much info on the place as you can before we bring you back. ” Said the pony besides me nonchalantly.

A bit irritated from his tone of voice, I sarcastically wished his a safe voyage to him before stepping toward the blinding purple orb in front of us. We had a fail save system on that would bring me back if there were a problem. A pen and a note book were already at my disposal, lab coat on my back and my special glasses to help me see the orb.

“Remember to not bring unwanted attention to you, it may cause for your own safety. ” Said another scientific.

The orb had the texture and thickness of honey. Forcing my entire body in the orb was hard yet achievable. Once in, I felt pleasure all over my body like as if every inch of my body was being squeezed. Darkness covered my vision as I was being squeezed harder and harder. Slowly my mind faded into the darkness.

I woke up in an empty alley in the shadow of the large building besides me. The first thing I felt was the incredible thirst I had, my mouth was incredibly pasty. Second thing was that I was naked, no lab coat, no glasses, no note book, meaning I had to go with my memories. Leaving the alley, I immediately saw how clean and colorful everything was (more than usual). To my happiness I saw a café in the other side of the street. As I walked towards it, a mare talking to a tiny device stopped in mid-walk to stare at me. I shyly smiled at her, which cause her to start taping on the device hysterically. I simply continued my walk toward the café to get something to drink.

The inside of the café was absolutely beautiful. I sat on one of the bar stools and called the bar mare for service. My voices seem to have caught her by surprise since she almost dropped the bottle she was holding. She approached my with a confused look on her face.

“Can-can I help you? ”

“Can I have a beer? ”

“Beer? ”

Know knowing this word has no beer (quite disappointing) I quickly changed my order.

“Hum… a large glace of water please. ”

“Cumming right up. ”

She came back with a very large glace of water, which I drank with gusto.

“Is it cancer? ”

I laid my glace in front of me then turned my head to a mare besides me who was looking at me with intrigue.

“Cancer? ”

“Your sickness, is it cancer? I know that I have the bad habit of meddling in other pony’s business and my psychiatrist told me so but I can help myself. ”

“I’m not sick in any way! And why would I be sick? ”

“Well you look… odd. ”

At that moment three police mares entered the café. They had a shocked look in their faces, when they saw me.

“You…You are under arrest. ” One of the police mares barked at me.

What was going on here! They events that were happening passed so quickly that I didn’t know what was going on. Why am I being arrested, what did she meant by I looked odd and why was I receiving this attention. Without realizing, one of the cops grabbed my right for hoof. By reflex, I violently freed myself, maybe to violently. I sent the police flying in the air before crashing on clients table. My actions caused panic in the café as many screams echoed in the air and clients running to get out of the café. The two other police brought out a small canister of their belt as they yelled at me. It took me a lot of effort to not laugh at their weapon. This is a lot deferent from the spears wielding guard from Canterlot. Suddenly, they started covering my face with an eye burning liquid. Instinctively covering my eyes with my hooves, I started yelling and bashing around in pain. Even though pain I could still hear them talk to each other.

“HIT HER! ”

“But I don’t like using the baton. ”

“Being a police mare means that you must use to big weapon in time of need. ”

“I am so going to need my therapist after this. ”

I finally got a massif hit on the head causing me to black out.

As I woke up with a migraine, I realized that I was strapped in a table with surprisingly soft shackles. It hasn’t event been a minute before a group of mares entered the completely white room they are wearing lab coats on them and all having a note pad close to them. I stared angrily at them as they approached. As expected, some of them refused to come closer after meeting my gaze.

“As you can see, this mare has a disease that mutates the owner’s body in stange ways. ”

“I am not a mare. I am a stallion. ”

The first mare in front of the pack looked at me with confusion. She is an earth pony and a beautiful one at that. She has a beige coat with a long brown mane and here blue eyes seem to be piercing my soul. (Look up button’s mom for example)

“Sta-lion? ”

Could it be? That I am in a world where there are only mares? So many questions popped in my head. Primarily, how did they reproduce? As I took deep breaths to calm myself, I asked them politely to release me.

“I need to examine you before madam Sta-lion.” the main mare said as she approached me.

She touched my growing beard, my Adam’s apple, my chest, and my lack of breast. Without warning, I felt her manipulate my private area.

“are these tumors? ”

“No they are not but they are very sensitive. ”

Trying to think of something else to not try getting exited, I answered her question. Unfortunately, my excitement was starting to show which surprised her.

“Wha… What is that? ”

I answered trying to sound professional.

“So it’s my manipulation that caused this inflation. It’s… so big! ”

I blushed at her complement.

“Strange, it reminds me of… ” With those words she shook her head like for trying to remove a thought.

“Now if I remove these shackles, you will stay calm right hum… mister sta-lion. ”

I nodded calmly. Now free, my first action was to stretch myself loudly.

“Where are you from? ”

That question caught me by surprise. I must not tell them the truth. It could cause a lot of trouble.

“I... I don’t remember. Was all I was able to say? ”

“I knew that the batons are too dangerous. She said angrily. Anyway do you want see the town. I wish to show you around. ”

I knew very well that she just wanted to see if I could stay calm in their society, I nodded naively to her request to obtain her trust.

The fresh air felt good against my face even if there are six police mares around us. As I walked beside the mare, she was happily talking about the numerous stores we past beside. Many of the mares on the street looked at me with feared eyes, but fillies seemed more curious than anything else.

“Oh I forgot to tell you my name, I am Silver Pen and you are? ”

“You can call me Mister Stallion. I shouldn’t to familiarize myself to much. ” I am only here for a week.

“Didn’t you say that that was your gender? ”

“It’s my name to. Oh! By the way, you do you mares reproduce? ”

“Well you must really want a child. ”

“I need something more precise. ”

“You must really really want a child. ”

I sight in confusion and decided to let that question go. She told me a lot about the city, many of the stores, the cinema, and the fact that therapist was the most popular and demanded job in the city. Eventually we past beside a sex shop, many toys were on display in the window. Of course none of them look like a stallion’s.

“Does your gender have sexuality? ”

“Yes, but with mares just like you. ”

She seems to have realized something at that moment. She looked at me then to the display window and back to me. She continued her tour trying to connect the dots. I chucked amused of her reactions.

The tour ended back in the room where we first met. The other left one by one after their questions. Eventually, I was alone with Miss Pen. The quietness of the room gave an awkward atmosphere in the air. Silver Pen finally broke the silence.

“About what you said during our walk, what do you mean by your gender having sexual interactions with mares? ”

The questions caught me by surprise. Keeping a professional face and tone, I told her what she wanted to know.

“You remember toys in the display window? ”

She nodded

“Well… it’s the same thing with the inflation of our body but it feel… hum… real. ”

“Real? ”

“I can’t give you any other descriptions. ”

She seems to be thinking quite deeply about something trying to think something out.

“Want me to show you? If she wanted a better explanation, nothing is better than a test drive. ”

She looked around to assure that are alone before answering.

“Yes I want you to show me what you meant. ”

I could tell that I did a good job by seeing her face change from professional to surprised and ended in satisfaction. As she was putting her lab coat back on she was mumbling something I couldn’t understand.

“I we see you later. ” She said as she left the room.

Shortly after, two police mare entered the room to the tell me to follow them. We were soon in front of the head scientist as Silver Pen was telling them that I am not a threat to their society and she will allow me the stay at her place in the meantime. The head scientist approved her demand as long as she keeps taking status updates about me. At that moment that I saw a clock, it was late in the afternoon. This means that I arrived in this world in the morning. So much has happened in such a short amount of time.

I followed Miss Pen to a cheap restaurant to get something to eat; I haven’t eating anything since I arrived here. As I look on the menu, I saw somepony approaching us.

“Hum… Penny! What are you doing with that thing? ”

“Handy Pants, I would like to present you Mister Stallion; Stallion this is Handy pants, me marefriend. He will be staying with us for a moment. ”

“Hum… pleasure to meet you Handy pants. ”

A unicorn with her coat was purple-pinkish and her mane was a deep red magenta (look up berry punch for example). She wasn’t as beautiful as Pen was but I was able to see her charms.

“I hope he will not get in the way. ”

“Of course not, my love. He just needs a place to stay in the meantime. ”

She sights and went back in the kitchen to work. We ordered something quick to eat before leaving the establishment. We arrived in a very large and expensive looking apartment building. Pen signaled me to enter her apartment which is on the third floor. It was very pretty; a large living room with a big TV was in full sight next to a massif window where we could see the streets. There is a neat kitchen close with everything one might need; a clean bathroom and two sleeping rooms next to each other.

“You will be staying in this room. ” She said as she pointed at the room on the left.

A very brownish room with hint of green decorations; the bed was large and looked very comfortable. I can go with this.

I thanked Pen for her hospitality as I entered the room and threw myself on the bed.

“Are you going to bed? ”

“It been an exhausting day and I feel quite tired now. ”

“Yes it’s been. Good night then. ”

“Night night. ” I finished with a yawn.

I was capable to sleep till the sound of the couple in the room started too engaged in some healthy activities. But strangely the sounds changed quickly from giggles to angry screaming. Soon after I heard knocks on my door.

“Hum… You may come in. ”

An embarrassed Pen entered with an angry unicorn with an adult toy floating besides her entered the room.

“I tried telling her that since… well… these toys don’t satisfy me anymore. So could you please show her why? ”

“Hum… sure. ”

The annoyed mare started to climb in the bet till she realized that Pen was leaving the room.

“Penny! You are not going to leave me alone with him? ”

“Do you mind if I join in, Stallion? ”

“Well… if you insist, I don’t mind if it’s for science. ” I said as I did my best to stay professional looking.

Maybe I needed more than a week to get my research done.