Nazi Zombie Stories: (Part One) Kino Der Toten

"Look's like there's no power."
"I TOLD you something bad was gonna happen!"
"This. Is. Bad!"
"Oh, no, oh, not now!"

"EEP!"
"You touch me again! I dare you!"
"The next time you see me, I'll have a gun to your head!"
"Oh, you did NOT hit me!"
"Tell you what, hit me, see what happens..."

"Oh god, I am running out of AMMO!"
"Well, friends I am running out, any spares?"
"Well, that clicking sound isn't good..."
"Oh sh-I mean shoot."

"Well, I tasted better..."

"Hold your horses, I'm coming to get ya!"
"Don't worry. I don't know what I'm doing!"
"Dempsey! Richtofen said you don't have a brain...is that possible?"

"When pistols don't do it, a shotgun will."
"First shot they wont see..."
"Small, lightweight, and effective!"
"Dear Princess Celestia..."
"Knives don't hurt...they KILL!"
"I've heard of Jim Bowey, now I know why he made the knife!"

"That. Horrible. BOX!"
"Box~you lied~~"
"This is a horrible weapon....maybe I should find a stick."
"This looks good enough..."
"I call shotgun!"
"It's so big! Shut up Rainbow!"

"A Ray gun? Really?"
"A Ray gun, it looks like a childs-oop, nevermind!"

"I will be the queen of thunder!"
"Fear me! I hold god in my hands!"
"A clap here, a clap there."
"Hmmm, I wish it shot lightning."

"Pack-A-Punch? sounds like a washed up band..."
"This is a weapon of great...everything!"
"My weapon will tell you to die, NOW!"

"Oh, no I'm seeing a white light, help me! Hurry!"
"Well this is then end....goodbye."
"Woah, I thought I heard grandpa for a second."

"Jugganog, really, really tasty!"
"Speedcolaisthebestthingever!"
"Double tap root beer. Taste almost like apple cider."