The quest for the sandwich

Twilight decided that she went far enough. she was aproximately at, 5.572 feet and 1.895 inches away from the tree of Harmony. ow, my brain hurts. Anywho, A confused black pony with a mostly green, but green and black mane, with a tornado for a cutie mark and that was green too. he was a unicorn and had a.... a... Sword on his back? that had an eye on it? Twilight had seen things Super weird, but THIS was downright strange.("he" is "ME") I turned and said: "AH! oh, *phew* hi. My name, is exalus, exalus Firestorm. If you want, you can call me Dr.Firestorm. i don't care which just pick o.... wait," I took a brief look at Twilight "are'nt you the princess of.....Wait...no... OH YES! Caring?"

Twilight just shook her head " no but close. it starts with F." "OHhhhh..... Friendship?" I asked. "right." she said. "Twilight Sparkle, nice to meet you Exalus." she said raising her hoof. i shook it, but gently.  I did not i repeat NOT break her arm. I knew what i was capable of. "i'm hiding from my friend." Twi said. I recoiled faster than  a split second SPLIT. SECOND. "why? maybe you are hiding something they addicted to? or you took something that they let you try once, but you wanted to try again? or are you playing hide and seek? if number 3 is right, God woman, bad place to play a GAME." Twilight was stunned. "well, i stole her sandwich. " my jaw dropped. "it looked so good, i just wanted to have some." I replied," you could have asked, or made it the exact same way or as close as you could." she said embarrased, " i can't go out  to get groceries, i became  broke after that  Poker match.With my friends. Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy and Pinkie pie." i said, "and you took from whom?" she said, "Rainbow Dash, the element of loyalty." " i heard she was the first to make a sonic rainboom?" i said, Repeating my friend kenneth. I was asking this because i thought he was dumb. "yes. as a filly. now if youdont mind i'm kinda hiding." she said waving her hoof dismissively. "alright, just give me a holler if you need me.ponies don't have phones....." i replied. she said,"huh? i'll just write to you. thanks." "your welcome. here's my adress." i gave her my house number, street number, and town name. and then, i bolted.