The quest for the sandwich

by Exalus firestorm

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 604

Dashie's sandwich was stolen.

Rainbow Dash was enjoying her sandwich when Twilight decided to take it and run away. it's like a sandwich theif type of hide & seek.

And Dash is the victim.
:twilightsheepish:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-22 00:34:27 UTC

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At Fluttershy's cottage Rainbow Dash was done making this monster.

It contained:

Bread (well, duh.)

Cheese

pickles

Sugar (pinkies suggestion.)

Cheese

Mustard

Ketchup

Cheese

another layer o' Bread

More Pickles

Hay

Mustard

Cheese

and some more bread on top plus an olive. It was PERFECT. Dash may have been on a diet, but it was nice to take breaks now and then from diets. Twilight saw the sandwich and thought "Wow, this is almost like that time I read 5 books, in ten minutes."  Rainbow decided to take a bite. As she did the ketchup and mustard squirted out, and made Twi's mouth water, her eyes focused on the mainly cheese sandwich. Twilight 's horn glowed and the sandwich, flew away. or at least dash's perspective of it was the sandwich flying away. Twilight was levitating it over to her. Then, she ran away, as fast as she could. Rainbow noticed the purple pony Running and thought, "Dang it! i just finished making that! twilight is going to DIE now.DIE." and With that, Twilight ran for the Everfree forest where she knew dash wouldn't find her. At least that's what she thought.

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Twilight decided that she went far enough. she was aproximately at, 5.572 feet and 1.895 inches away from the tree of Harmony. ow, my brain hurts. Anywho, A confused black pony with a mostly green, but green and black mane, with a tornado for a cutie mark and that was green too. he was a unicorn and had a.... a... Sword on his back? that had an eye on it? Twilight had seen things Super weird, but THIS was downright strange.("he" is "ME") I turned and said: "AH! oh, *phew* hi. My name, is exalus, exalus Firestorm. If you want, you can call me Dr.Firestorm. i don't care which just pick o.... wait," I took a brief look at Twilight "are'nt you the princess of.....Wait...no... OH YES! Caring?"

Twilight just shook her head " no but close. it starts with F." "OHhhhh..... Friendship?" I asked. "right." she said. "Twilight Sparkle, nice to meet you Exalus." she said raising her hoof. i shook it, but gently.  I did not i repeat NOT break her arm. I knew what i was capable of. "i'm hiding from my friend." Twi said. I recoiled faster than  a split second SPLIT. SECOND. "why? maybe you are hiding something they addicted to? or you took something that they let you try once, but you wanted to try again? or are you playing hide and seek? if number 3 is right, God woman, bad place to play a GAME." Twilight was stunned. "well, i stole her sandwich. " my jaw dropped. "it looked so good, i just wanted to have some." I replied," you could have asked, or made it the exact same way or as close as you could." she said embarrased, " i can't go out  to get groceries, i became  broke after that  Poker match.With my friends. Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy and Pinkie pie." i said, "and you took from whom?" she said, "Rainbow Dash, the element of loyalty." " i heard she was the first to make a sonic rainboom?" i said, Repeating my friend kenneth. I was asking this because i thought he was dumb. "yes. as a filly. now if youdont mind i'm kinda hiding." she said waving her hoof dismissively. "alright, just give me a holler if you need me.ponies don't have phones....." i replied. she said,"huh? i'll just write to you. thanks." "your welcome. here's my adress." i gave her my house number, street number, and town name. and then, i bolted.