James Bond goes to Ponyville

by Kriss BinWah

Rating: mature
Tags: Random
Length: 101

James Bond goes to Ponyville. WTF else could it mean?

James Bond goes to ponyville and does shit.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-10 23:52:37 UTC

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Woosh! Went James Bond as he fell into the hot vat of acid-shit-piss-poison-lava-whale sperm. As soon as he touched the   vile liquid he felt his soul being raped, tortured, violated, and infused with the essence of Tupoc.

When he emerged he felt an intense stinging all over his body and found his skin had turned black.

"Yo nigga, how dis shit happen." the now black James said in his normal British voice. "I'z now all black and shit." When suddenly James felt the presence of evil behind him.

When he turned around James came face to face with a